Fake Toy Story / Special Heroes / Turtles Knock-offs | Ashens

[@Jivetalkin13]

"Purple that will be Donatello." 5 seconds later "Orange, that'll be...Donatello"

[@katiecarter8363]

i noticed that .. it was so annoying xD orange is Michelangelo xD

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

+Katie Carter ha neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

[@PumpkinHeadJim]

John Myers it's squid ward from that old TV show squid ward and spongebob I think

[@Silverwing2112]

See, I'd be annoyed, but then I remembered he's a massive smartass, which means he knew exactly what he was talking about and deliberately said the wrong name.

[@NegaTheImpmon9508]

donatello. oh yeah and donatello

[@beelzibubbles]

10:45 that was an impressive flip.

[@BradRLee]

Beelzibubbles I could watch that for hours.

[@DemonicAkumi]

+Beelzibubbles I'm pretty sure you meant it was an excellent flip.

[@BradRLee]

***** And remember 'BE EXELENT TO EACHOTHER!' Bill and Ted-1980 something.

[@aylahmacannadh9748]

+happymask118 Odious!

[@davidthefrikr]

+Aylagh MacAnnadh Chef Exellence: "An exellent idea"

[@NickGoblin2]

ashens' hero turtles: Donatello Donatello Raphael Leonardo

[@NickGoblin2]

***** he did not say Michelangelo.

[@loganclement3282]

im insulted at his naming of th turtles

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Logan Clement well they all looked like chain smokers....and there masks where the wrong colours also they looked like they went through a trash compacter

[@ZacDicoot]

I know right?!

[@MikeKnightID96]

This is Michaelangelo erasure

[@hexayin]

10:45 are we not gonna acknowledge how cool that throw was? Landed on his legs!

[@notamuffin]

"I am going to go to infinaty....And then I'm gonna keep going" -boz litter 2012

[@omh20]

jellydog more like herp derpyear

[@Animelover22111]

Booze lightyear

[@Hoffy1138]

Bud LightBeer

[@reichtangle7734]

Light Buzzyear

[@badussy]

Bong lightyear

[@Trid3nt861]

"Uhhh... I am going to go to infinity and then im going to keep going" That part had me in tears. Poor Batman... guy looks like he has PTSD and has witnessed something that no one should ever see.

[@TheBitBlock]

Hahaha the back of the box clearly had a print screen image of the TMNT website. "View the teaser trailer" being a good hint of that. XD

[@lallyslollies5849]

Hello Dude

[@ButterShutterModels]

4:38 "We toys see eeverything..." SO PLAY NICE

[@amywares2100]

HAHAAHA love you profile name and pic love mlp and fluttershy

[@jackhenderson1039]

Thats the brightest hair I've seen on butter

[@AsymptoteInverse]

+A Piece Of Bread That's what happens when you leave it in the fridge long enough.

[@trevnev2780]

yeah, I didn't need sleep tonight ;)

[@erenjaeger2911]

Brilliant both comment and name and profile picture

[@very_much]

"This one's purple, so presume that's Donatello." "...What is that, Orange? That would be Donatello." Nice job there buddy.

[@halogensarefun8674]

Batman Where did you buy your green cape from? It looks fabulous!

[@Cheeyev]

Batman Teenage Mutant Ninja Donatellos! Also, be lucky you didn't appear in here.

[@JoshuaChamberlayne]

Batman Orange is obviously Michelangelo. GET THE FACTS RIGHT DUDE!!!

[@grategoogleemooglee]

Someone can't read quotations.

[@maseehkat]

+Batman I was going to like your comment, but it's sitting on 69 likes.. wouldn't want to ruin it :D

[@AisukurimuYusukurimu]

Some 18 years ago I asked my father why Buzz had that thing on his chin. His theory - "Because he's a Neanderthal". Given Buzz's barrel chest and arm to leg length ratio, I believe he may have been on to something.

[@samholdsworth420]

His single pube

[@vaughan2632]

Ehhh wrong fucking idiot, bet you're still stupid 10 years later

[@Nevernamed]

I was drinking water when he showed buzz lightyear, you can probably guess how well that went.

[@geocrafter47]

hahahahahhahaha good job!

[@nuclear1323]

U shallowed XD

[@nothank3517]

same for me but with jessi

[@majorgunlockwalker2373]

+theintensegamer 13 12 24 36 hut hut

[@somregularguy]

when I saw shreck on Hero's new arrival I spit my coffee and almost died of drowning In my coffee

[@InfectedBlowjob]

"Buzz Lightyear creates a lot of excitement when he takes over Andy's spot on the bed. There's just one problem. He doesn't know he's a toy." Huh. There seems to be a lot more to Toy Story than I originally thought...

[@NathanBenedict45]

After this Toy Story tangent, I've been thinking about a horror movie with Ashens being haunted by deformed killer poundland figurines. The ending would be a showdown with a huge flamethrower.

[@IMCR8Z]

Gentlemen, I think we've found the writer for Ashens: The Movie.

[@TheLarryburns84]

And the post-credits scene would be him walking into Poundland, only to have the store be overrun with crappy toys and knockoff items.

[@legendofFranktheTank]

tis will serve as my inspiration for my video and film class final project, thank you

[@McBanditHope]

***** At first I thought you said "pissing their nipples" Guys... I think i've had to much internet....

[@smb-c3po]

This has to be a thing even if Stuart himself doesn't make it, maybe it can be his third film.

[@K4RN4GE911]

That Woody head turn legitimately frightened me.

[@K4RN4GE911]

***** It's from a comic referencing Forest Gump using the Wonderbolts Academy episode.

[@JustCallMeStent]

"We toys can see everythiiiiiiing."

[@DrachenIvy]

K4RN4GE911 The Woody Head turn ruined my childhood.

[@K4RN4GE911]

Adam Stentiford "So *play nice."*

[@nickihoney1914]

it reminds me of the woody memes

[@RustyC216]

10:42 that throw was frickin amazing!

[@tripleseven3211]

10:47 10 point landing

[@majorgunlockwalker2373]

Ikr

[@Madalovin]

I was thinking the same thing, disjointed he did't acknowledge it. :p

[@Bowserforpresident_]

I got tricked by your profile pic

[@souperman72]

I hope Shrek makes it into the next Avengers movie.

[@pezcunn]

OH MY GOD!

[@IMCR8Z]

If he was in it, he'd be pretty ogre-powered with his onion bombs.

[@tanner5928]

shrek is love shrek is life

[@tiraXpyrrha]

Nah, Shriek will make his first appearance in the Cinematic Tat Universe in the Sense of Right Alliance movie.

[@eyesick212]

donkey, I don't feel so good....

[@Mayyde]

10:46 holy shit, that was amazing. was that a feature of the figure?

[@pasqua322]

I just come to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed it. It was amazing indeed.

[@jsully2413]

It looks like buzz is even saying "perfect landing" by throwing up his arms.

[@majorgunlockwalker2373]

That back flip tho

[@anthonyaddison2383]

Wow, Lets see that again.

[@davilolv824]

Wooooooooooow

[@rebeccachambers3101]

"Im going to to infinity and then Im going to keep going"

[@datguynuma3730]

The bootleg jessie figure reminds me of Shia Labeouf's inspirational video.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

JUST DO IT!!!!! That's the one, yeah?

[@datguynuma3730]

Hooded Roxas Yep, that's the one. Dont let your dream be a dream.

[@majorgunlockwalker2373]

+DatGuyNuma Yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

[@TrueTrife]

LMAO, I crack up so hard every time I see that "Collect the All!" package phrase and hear that Buzz Lightyear impression at 3:17

[@jman3267]

I can't stop replaying 10:45 over and over and over. It didn't just land standing up! It seemingly did an action hero flip and moved itself upright!

[@Aimeeee]

"The bare-arse hulk." I'm crying. I never tire of your videos and dry humour. ^__^

[@ZackKuzz]

This video is so old I used to have it downloaded to my PSP when I was in high school and I'd watch it on repeat when we didn't have any internet. Still brings me joy. lol

[@autumnleaf3667]

Dat buzz lightyear throw. Stands in victory

[@vissova]

"Buzz Lightyear creates a lot of excitement when he takes over Woody's spot on Andy's bed" Gross.

[@AS-ku5fr]

I’m surprised he didn’t mention how the other Buzz figure was POINTING to his crotch I also just noticed that Buzz and Woody could be names for “adult” toys

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I'd be willing to bet that Andy's mom named her favorite toys Buzz and Woody.

[@JohnPatterson-kz8jr]

Don't forget about Mattel's "Nimbus 3000"Vibrating Broom!! Turned out that both mothers and daughters were enjoying it a little too much°!!!

[@niko477]

LOL 10:45 thru 10:48, when he throws the buzz with the dome, buzz stands back up on the sofa.

[@TheRealestEric]

I love that he got the colors all mixed up. Blue = Leonardo. Orange = Michelangelo. Red = Raphael. Purple = Donatello.

[@MrThomashaden]

+Vanilla Gorilla I got confused because I don't remember them being named after italian artists, thanks for clearing that up for me. My favourite was Donatello, when he fought Donatello that one time for the pizza and then Donatello came in and split them up while taking the pizza for himself.

[@TheRealestEric]

Vanilla Gorilla oh my bad

[@CosyMatt]

Obviously it's Purple: Donatello Orange: Donatello Blue: Donatello Red: Donatello Are you new to the series?

[@CrispyToast]

2:40 No. Jesse. Stop. Stop!! STOP... STAHP!!! *GET AWAY!!!*

[@shinobiscorpion1382]

Crispy Toast Calm the hell down dude, you're not gonna die....

[@wolfyboy]

Scorp'on Likes Sega LIES!!!

[@HelloThereUniverse]

SHE'S POSSESSED!!

[@chubchub1307]

Don't worry, HERP lightyear will save you XD

[@Derikimi]

10:47 The way buzz stood back up freak me up.......Just him in general freaks me out.

[@Squiddy0912]

It looks like he was about to explode due to exposure to space, but they saved him last second... Brrr

[@Derikimi]

Squiddy 0912 looks like the buzz on the floor died from exposure to our atmosphere.

[@D3CES]

omg same i was about to comment that o-o

[@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive]

I've seen this video several times and I just now noticed "VIEW THE TEASER TRAILER" on the TMNT art. Jesus Christ.

[@luckyducky7819]

yeah I noticed that too...my one question would be "how?".

[@dyingmeme6814]

They didn’t even try when making the art.

[@Vandalier83]

10:45 when he throws the 2nd Buzz it lands standing up. Ashens is a BOSS.

[@frozenfeet4534]

10:45 "Clean till the end." -chucks figure- -clean landing-

[@GlennWebbVideos]

So awful, I kinda want them all though!

[@MediumRareOpinions]

you could have a toy story Horror spin off where the genuine characters get bumped off one by one by their knock off counterparts

[@Kamifox1]

+ChaosSandwhich You, sir or madame, are a genius. GET PIXAR ON THE PHONE!

[@mastermindepsilon9517]

Funnily enough, Robot Chicken did a World War Z parody where Lego's were being turned into knockoff legos

[@matthewmccloy4283]

+MastermindEpsilon Lego*

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

LEGO* As in all caps.

[@matthewmccloy4283]

Keva the Half-Kestora more acceptable than 'Legos', yet still incorrect. Unless each individual character stands for something, there is no need. It also seems as though you are shouting. ;P

[@jeffersonj426]

"Jessy the cowgirl or perhaps reverse cowgirl" I lol'd too much

[@RoronoaZoro-du8cs]

10:45 Buzz epicly stands back up after thrown LOL

[@ariryan8832]

AHaHahahaHa! Purple, so that'll be Donatello then * 10 seconds later * "Orange, so that's Donatello! Also that was either Donnie and Mikey stealing Raph and Leo's weapons or Raph and Leo wearing Donnie and Mikey's masks... I'm such a tmnt nut. XD

[@BrokeProductions]

I want the next Toy Story film to have knock off toys!!!!!!!!

[@sciohermetikum3902]

+Carl Bryant How about Robot Chicken done with realy shitty knock offs?

[@Operation_Bagel]

4:38 We toys can see everyyyyyythiiiiing

[@stevenhibbert694]

so play nice

[@oofouchowie6425]

+drummer4life133 AAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@stevenhibbert694]

so play nice

[@chubchub1307]

Oh dammit...I think I peed a little XD

[@WittingStudios]

FIVE NIGHTS AT WOODY'S. Prepare to for the hard wood or cheap plastic in this case

[@majorgunlockwalker2373]

Herp Lightyear: Uh, I'm gonna go to infinity and then I'm gonna keep going Woody: maybe you need to rest a little bit buzz

[@CounterNerd]

10:46 Oh my god! The second Buzz Lightyear just did a somersault over The Hulk and stood up on his own. xD MY HEAD HURTS.

[@novawildpaw3732]

I never knew hulk likes to wear thongs...

[@grahamvsgaming5557]

Nova WildPaw nor me...

[@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380]

You’re not the only one who thought that the Hulk looked like he was wearing a thong

[@Falaxuper]

... Turtles with headaches, which is slightly bizzare thing to attack people with... Dying in laughter xD

[@BoltReel]

This is honestly the funniest video I've seen in my life. And I've seen some funny shit in my time.

[@airmaildolphin7013]

10:00 Who's got two thumbs and is going to Infinity and Beyond? THIS GUY!

[@streetfighter2471]

airmail dolphin I am going to infinity and then I'm going to keep going

[@T4SelNiNO]

The reason the horse didnt talk in Toy Story is because horses dont talk in real life. But potatoes obviously do...

[@penatio]

10:46 Buzz is doing some acrobatic shit.

[@Robert-vi9fx]

I am going to go to infinity, and then I'm going to keep going.

[@THEdominicmitchell]

twas a mistake to watch this Ashens video before bed.

[@scootywagon3496]

I know right

[@cryo2156]

yep.

[@jeffkekram9388]

littletubs doing the same

[@burnedoutstar1681]

I know right? It's all dark in here and...i...think i saw something move....

[@SuperLuigisWorld]

5:11 check yourself before you shrek yourself

[@silvapanda]

Some of your videos have me literally crying with laughter. Thank you!

[@annemuha3766]

2:21 JUST DO IT

[@CptnFridge]

Pokemon: Collect the all.

[@Marscow]

Orange is Donatello? Purple is Raphael? Seriously, Stuart?

[@retropirate1]

He needs to get his Turtle facts straight.

[@LehySnek]

That's not Woody, it's his cousin, Plasticky the Albino, and he's not a cowboy, he's just an oil tycoon from New Mexico.

[@tankmanhateseveryone808]

10:45 that was a nice flip

[@thedullohanvids]

That woody would make the "so play nice" scene from toy story 1 an actual nightmare.

[@yoshisupersaiyan2596]

The buzz lighthear had me dying lmao 😂

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

holy shit. its a good thing toy story is just fiction, it would be horrible if those things come to live.

[@pokefan2552]

MrAnimepredator *retarted buzz comes to life* GRAAAAGGGH! SOMEBODY KILL ME!

[@Ember2168]

The "Bare Ass" Hulk, lol I died then! 😂😂😂

[@joemamma42069-jk]

more like Buzzed lightyear haha get it? no okay

[@mollineux]

Buzzfeed Lightyear

[@AsymptoteInverse]

+Maxwell Pop I read that as "Buzzard Lightyear," which would be an amusing character. Just a vulture in a spacesuit.

[@JR-gl1nx]

Your "Buzzard Lightyear" makes me picture the creepy Psy-Crow from the Earth Worm Jim video games; who was essentially a rather grotesque bird in a spacesuit.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Alex R Psy-Crow was *exactly* what I thought of, but I didn't know if anybody else would get the reference. XD

[@Gamerdude87]

Lol so true

[@Ailobyte]

10:54 bad teeth? They must be Teenage Mutant British Turtles *sarcasm

[@rhyn1290]

All the tea and cofee man.

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Zodiac Americans drink tea and coffee too... I would argue just as much as British people.

[@rhyn1290]

Quick Attack Films Either your taking the joke correctly or incorrectly. I can't tell... But it is a joke.

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Zodiac I didn't know whether you were joking or not. Just hate when people start America vs. Britain flame wars.

[@Ailobyte]

Quick Attack Films Don't worry, I was just joking, I forgot to put *sarcasm under it, sorry for the confusion

[@pixel_cookie148]

"We toys can see everything... So play nice."

[@HeavyMetal95]

the Bare Ass Hulk they forgotten to paint the back again lol

[@og4407]

I burst out laughing when that Jessie figure came into frame.

[@ResurrectedOfficial]

I like how Stuart doesn't acknowledge the flip Buzz does at 10:50 in this video. I give him a solid 10 for execution and a 10 for the landing.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Is it weird that whenever I'm eating and watching these types of bootleg toy videos I feel ill?

[@nukiradio]

No, that's called discernment.

[@alegomanYTPs]

+Jonathan Gardyn all of that for 2 likes :c

[@GungaGingster1215]

+A Lego Man *4 now

[@laughingjack845]

BRUH what is your profile pic?

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Jyazu from Kizuna Encounter

[@garfielf3343]

Imagine the existence of knock-off toys being a concept in the Toy Story films. 😂

[@matthewanderson1916]

I love your no bs titles. No clickbait. Just telling us what's in the video with /s.

[@RondoOfBloodX]

8:35 He just saw Batman V Superman.

[@LeviathanRX]

Jesse: "And if you're not down with that, I got TWO WORDS for ya..."

[@malcolmboyd3467]

lol

[@Gamerdude87]

LeviathanRX SUCK IT!! DX

[@This-Was-Sparta]

Funny how Dr. Octopus is a mix between the comic style one and the movie style one. He has the coat of the guy in the movies but it is green, like his comic/kids show counter part.

[@ryanforsyth7218]

"The bear ass hulk" I just spat my drink over my phone

[@chriswhitman6940]

When he made Buzz Lightyear point at himself with his thumbs, I really wanted him to say "Who has two thumbs and mental retardation?" "This guy!"

[@scootza1]

I wonder if Buzz and Woody have met Andy's mom's toys. They must share the same names.

[@woolfieMcP]

04:47-fuck this, I ain't sleeping tonight

[@kai615k]

Shrek is my favourite superhero.

[@davilolv824]

(rock song while shrek punchs someone) someBODY ONCE TOLD ME!

[@NecoLumi]

10:47 That perfect backflip by Buzz tho, lmao

[@Clonekiller66]

Chucky from Child's Play is jealous at how horrifying these toys are

[@medicisoldier2790]

I want to be the very best like no one ever was... Pokemon! Collect the all!

[@FemboyAkagi]

10:45 when there's someone else in the room, but its only you in the house

[@hahahano654]

Jessie burnt my eyes and gave me nightmares

[@legorulez49]

That Woody figure appears to be blind in his right eye.

[@ocarinag33k]

i haven't watched you in years, and i feel awful, but after coming back after all this time it feels like i never stopped. please keep doing the things that you do. i've been a fan since about 2010 or 2011

[@adriananimates7448]

4:38 *We toys can see everything* *s o p l a y n i c e*

[@lisannastrauss5591]

Actually... Orange: Michelangelo Purple: Donatello Red: Raphael Blue: leonardo

[@LJStudioslj]

in the original comics all the turtles had red bandanas. so he can call any of them whatever he wants

[@legendofFranktheTank]

Thank you I was yelling this at my computer

[@lordofthepizzapie]

lake animates Except they still had their individual weapons so you're a dumbass.

[@LJStudioslj]

lordofthepizzapie i hate to tell you this but i don't think that i care.

[@katiebrady6601]

lordofthepizzapie No they didn't, all the same weapons so therefore you are are the dumbass

[@strobat4039]

purple turtle = Donatello orange turtle =Donatello WHICH ONE IS IT

[@UndyingZombie]

The answer is Donatello... where you not paying attention? :P

[@turtle0053]

I died when I saw the second buzz lighters head

[@melonpigeon6641]

his eye tho. lol

[@hco4203]

the poor lad got deformed

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

*light-year

[@nukiradio]

0:30 ... You see that box that says "collect the all" in a bright red strip, and you know it's gonna be.... something.

[@alice3468]

how'd he say "a shrek" so straight-faced

[@alice3468]

how'd he say Donatello twice in a row!?!?!

[@beatsbyvapor]

I literally just laughed out loud

[@m3gabea5t]

When he said 'reverse cowgirl' I Could not stop laughing!

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

You didnt even mention the fact that the superman figure was horribly cross eyed. Perhaps he had a violent head injury.

[@violiman]

IM CRYING

[@jacobbaughman3390]

the toy story action figures made me laugh to the point of being light headed. 10/10 best video ever XD

[@artrosemedia353]

You said the ninja turtle with the purple mask was Donatello, which is correct. Then you call the turtle with the red mask Donatello. What...?

[@Cheeyev]

***** Teenage Mutant Ninja Donatellos!

[@Zxzero36]

Back then all of the turtles has red masks.

[@ourbelfastboys7048]

The first buzz light year looked like he got his face kick in