is living on a cruise ship the move?

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[@shiztytea]

don’t worry you’re not an outfit repeater. we’re just outfit rememberers.

[@noelleista]

wow is that like Aristotle?

[@luiscedeno7856]

@@noelleistaHomer, actually

[@portablegoose]

'Sing, muse, the wrath of the outfit rememberers.'

[@cowboy_like_sophia]

which is just as pathetic!

[@claraspenner]

@@noelleista close! it's actually lizzie mcguire!

[@autheworld]

They became minimalists because all their things caught fire, which is why they got on boat, surrounded by water, the opposite of fire. not happening again now

[@1010WouldBang]

Yeah. Never heard of a boat fire before. :P

[@dolliedearestt]

boats combusting is ironically a bit of a worry

[@RL_ManicFX]

Guys it was a joke

[@Mashy8722]

@@1010WouldBangreally?? It def does happen and more so to commercial ships cause they’re bigger and usually don’t take maintenance and cleaning as serious. Usually if a fire happens on a boat it’s due to the engine or electrical problems.

[@1010WouldBang]

@@Mashy8722 was being sarcastic. Incase you couldn't tell :) just like the original commenter was also being sarcastic.

[@Magical_LizardWizard]

He becomes a Dad and now suddenly he's talking about boats

[@NauticalTurtle]

😅☠️

[@cp2676]

He has a kid???

[@Magical_LizardWizard]

@@cp2676 Yeah the kid's a few months old now

[@teigaan]

@@Magical_LizardWizardalmost a year now

[@thatgirljoe]

That lady saying she gets to stay on board with “the help” tells me exactly what kind of “opinions” that guy was talking about

[@DKF_oli]

Yeah “making yourself busy” definitely implies a certain type of person

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

...Except you have no context nor basis for that? You people judge too much. She seems perfectly content and happy, and she's on a ship far away from any of you. What does it really matter?

[@effbar2400]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesAdolf Hitler was in German

[@MW-pb2gf]

@@nomoretwitterhandleswhat does her looking happy and content have to do with it? ?? if she’s like enjoying staying on board with “the help” like no shit she’d be happy about that. i doubt “the help” is as thrilled.

[@emm7740]

@@nomoretwitterhandlesdid you just spawn on earth today or something? referring to people as "the help" has racist connotations since primarily people of colour were forced into service jobs and were slapped with that label... like seriously have you never heard of history or anything

[@sleapyGazelle]

Petition to have Danny repeat outfits whenever he does a video on a repeat topic

[@klaythoring1326]

This is GENIUS

[@denny11-01]

Or just in general, one outfit in all videos

[@potatosordfighter666]

This is officially the cruise ship outfit

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

No more update corner, just update outfits

[@GoldRoger-official]

Yess daddy

[@Nathi98]

Stuff's so expensive that there's active real-life recreation of the The Suite Life On Deck

[@poogissploogis]

This was my first thought lol

[@shiannafoxx]

Literally what I thought of

[@shwahgamer]

And even before that there was an episode of the original show where they took a cruise. But they actually couldn't afford it, so they only got on with the promise that their mom would sing for the other guests.

[@gabrielsaavedra7916]

and your kids will be attending Seven Seas High

[@Nathi98]

@@gabrielsaavedra7916 No thank you! No kids for me!

[@chloechan8144]

My retired neighbor went on a cruise last year, then on that cruise won 2 free cruises (with a free guest). On her second free cruise, she won 2 MORE free cruises. I agree that these companies love to keep retired people on board

[@issaposter]

multi level ship marketing

[@drewgoin8849]

It probably is better than living in a nursing home.

[@scrumpcity]

I had a friend who worked on a few cruises as entertainment (she was a singer) and she said the old retired folks were surprisingly the best crowd. said they kinda just chill around all day and don’t really expect too much.

[@howdareyou41]

@@drewgoin8849 not if you need medical help. cruise ships can't and won't provide the same palliative care.

[@prettyroach]

the fancy room being AI generated is absolutely sending me. you don’t even know what you’re paying 8 million for 💀

[@eelc5314]

i think they meant it was a 3d render, at least thats what i hope they meant

[@prettyroach]

@@eelc5314 i’m praying to mitski that’s what they meant ☺️🙏🏿

[@morganpetts9608]

@@eelc5314 Yeah "computer generated" is usually code for "this is a mockup" and not "this is ai" plus these articles are probably a bit too old to have ai images. Cruises had a downward trend in 2020-2022 because of the pandemic (getting canceled, getting delayed, being trapped at port in quarantine, COVID running rampant because of the close quarters and high population density etc.)

[@ErosNocturne]

@@morganpetts9608 People use AI as such a buzzword these days xD They forget AI that actually existed before GPT being normal

[@laurenm3148]

"She makes herself busy. She has her things and her opinions." Not a rave review - love the captain for this.

[@nomiedezdez9256]

Right? It’s giving “I can’t be rude and say negative things cause she pays 40K+ per year to be here but…”

[@KT-Kaboom]

@@nomiedezdez9256 The way she calls the crew and employees "the help" makes me think she's said some unpleasant things to people of different social class/race/ethnicity than her.

[@Liquexoxo]

@@KT-Kaboom she definitely hit the hard r a few times 😂

[@valolafson6035]

She 100% has opinions. And shares them all.

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

She seems like she'd be way rude to servers and staff on the boat

[@housekeyshousekeys]

"'No worries about rent" proceeds to pay $50,000 a year to live in a tiny room

[@Zeldafan36]

“Free drinks” unless you want pop, alcohol, or fancy coffee. Those cost extra. Edit: and internet is crazy expensive.

[@idlegameplayer3756]

yeah but comes with food and drinks and a ton of entertainment

[@ravenpotter3]

@@Zeldafan36I imagine a lot of old people already don’t use the internet much already. So compared to us… for them it would not be a large lifestyle change The most old people use the internet for is looking at the news. Only time I’ve been on a cruise was when I was a toddler. But I assume they have news publications accessible there digitally.

[@goldensloth7]

relatable

[@spi231]

So it's Toronto then

[@Congiary]

Imagine missing departure time after one of the stops, and you just watch your house sail away from you.

[@KT-Kaboom]

Captain: She has her... opinions. Lady: I love when I'm all alone on the ship with the help! Welp I think we found those opinions!!!!!

[@toadynamite8141]

What's wrong with The Help? They use it all the time in classic shows

[@KT-Kaboom]

@@toadynamite8141 Yeah "classic shows" being the thing to keep in mind there lmfao. Are you new to old people being racist?

[@usernamesarestupid7104]

@@toadynamite8141 lmao

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

She’s such a queen for openly admitting she doesn’t want to see her grown family members.

[@kei.13]

They probably don't want to see her let's be honest

[@notcomfortable_here]

she’s so real for that and I relate entirely

[@RupeshKumar-ni1vd]

Alpha grandmother

[@dharmahikes]

Im sure the feeling is mutual, she seems pretty self centered

[@crunchylettuce]

she does have... opinions...

[@unseenmolee]

this is a pet peeve of mine but like, if youre on a cruise and youre paying for that then the food isnt "free" youre paying for it, just not individually for each transaction

[@maem7462]

I was thinking the same thing. I was like technically it’s not free. It’s just included in your first payment

[@benjibutt5796]

“Oh yeah, you can watch The Office for free with your paramount plus subscription!” No

[@maggiee639]

As my mother would say, “it’s included, not free!”

[@kait.5437]

I get like you might make it “worth it” if you eat enough food, but even then it’s still not free. It’s just the food is cheaper than if it wasn’t included. But, if you don’t eat enough you’re kinda wasting money

[@haruwu9556]

stop whenever stuff is included i always gaslight myself to think it's free, ure ruining it for me!!

[@haleyc.3530]

I’m so disturbed by all the people acting like that old lady is an icon when she’s a walking red flag.

[@murmirr]

because it's a joke and it's funny lol

[@haleyc.3530]

@@murmirr it’s only a joke and funny if you agree with it, otherwise it’s disturbing.

[@alexr3900]

I think more realistically they would get in trouble with their cruise line if they spoke poorly of any customer. Especially since she's been there almost a decade and has definitely put in a lot of money on it. Anyone that seemed agreeable with her likely have the same opinions as her

[@haleyc.3530]

@@alexr3900 I was referring to people in the comments, I totally understand the cruise ship staff not feeling free to criticize a customer

[@imatinyfaire617]

Most old people are red flag but they are funny

[@adriannalatta5928]

The reason cruises can be so cheap is that they hire workers from the Philippines and Indonesia. Since they are in international waters, they don't have to pay them US minimum wage rates.

[@sholem_bond]

I thought so. Man, it sucks being right all the time.

[@amandajoy8947]

And sometimes pay them according to "company store" systems. To avoid constant currency exchange, they get a wage card that can be used.... in the company-provided shopping portal.

[@dragontears]

Not to mention their rooms are awful and so are their shifts. I had students who went the cruise ship route and oof. Yeah. Rough. There are ways to make good money, and it can be good hospitality experience coming back to on-land resorts, but OOF.

[@anondimwit]

false if they fly the u.s flag they must uphold the federal wages

[@amandajoy8947]

@@anondimwit Bro they don't fly the US flag. They're all flagged in other countries.

[@beepk_]

hell yeah, time to get a bit goofy, wacky, and silly while drinking some non-branded sparkling water!!!!

[@aquademoney]

whoaaaa u got the non branded kind???? what flavor omg :00

[@w3aponex870]

@@aquademoneythe flavour is called *”yum”*

[@petrikour]

@@w3aponex870 my favorite! :]

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@aquademoney non-flavored

[@Vrikrar]

Imagine sinking your life savings into living on a cruise ship and then a passing kraken just ruins your entire neighborhood.

[@courtneyzelazny]

Punny

[@katiemountford6116]

M a 😊gg😊😊gg 0:15 gg 0:15 g 0:15 g 0:15 gr 0:15 g

[@Amy-kv2zw]

That lady looks so sweet and then you learn that girly hates her family and calls staff "The Help".

[@goldensloth7]

maybe her family sucks

[@Amy-kv2zw]

@@goldensloth7 lmao fair point

[@KelpieRider]

​@@goldensloth7 nah she specifically said she doesn't like them when they're not babies anymore. With every older woman I've heard that from what they're really saying is 'once they start to develop a personality and opinions' they don't make good granmas so probably better for her family then. Plus I'm side-eying anyone who calls people "the help"

[@DeltaStormYT]

@@goldensloth7I image, by her attitude her family does suck in her point of view because she’s an entitled boomer and they don’t put up with her.

[@Daveradio]

She’s iconic

[@Eggyo]

i know exactly how ppl living like this get their mail, they sign up for a mail forwarding service! i work at one, we get our client's mail sent to us then either scan it and email it to them or send it to wherever theyre about to dock. most of our clients are retired on cruises all the time

[@rwaitwhat]

Oh interesting, so they give you permission to open it and scan it? That actually sounds so convenient

[@abbyfathauer1211]

one of my friends’ parents live in a small yacht (they’re retired) and they do this! as for packages, they just send them to the nearest post office and pick up there

[@daysandwords]

@@abbyfathauer1211 Yeah but if that were a cruise ship that literally travels the whole globe, where would the nearest post office be?

[@ananta6113]

Interesting!

[@valolafson6035]

​@@daysandwords They would know the ship's schedule.

[@carrioncrow8191]

I love how the great grandma called the workers “the help”, like they are there for just her

[@AltName7]

In the full context of the statement, it's clear she thinks they're there for everyone, but just that she gets a kick out of when she's the only one on board.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I just like the idea of advertising for a cruise with "Under the Sea" playing in the background. Like... spare two seconds to think about that.

[@asamusicdude]

She has "opinions" which means she thinks she can boss people around and make Changes because she's been there so long😂

[@Mama_Bear524]

Definitely

[@wickedwriter]

That was my thought. "She has her own opinions...." on how the ship should be run? Probably.

[@R1ze_humorous]

its not that deep dude

[@littleprettyfairy]

@@R1ze_humorousi guess nothing is that deep if you are an anti-intellectual and refuse to think

[@R1ze_humorous]

@@littleprettyfairy i learned advanced aerodynamics and rocketry when i was 11 bud

[@amateurartist.]

“Just found out about the Titanic. Why would they get on that boat? Haven’t they seen the movie.” It might’ve been a joke song, but man, it’s hitting hard.

[@CerealTomato]

So sad and deep, that I need my scarf 😔😔

[@largeman123]

Hits hard like the iceberg and titanic

[@aquademoney]

@@CerealTomatoscarf time fr😔 im scarfing all over rn🥺💔

[@Elongatedmetalpipe]

Those words have brought me more success than anything else

[@samlovesstarss]

​@@aquademoneyme when I scarf

[@maitezonga1170]

5:49 There can NOT be that much to do on a cruise ship, at a certain point it would just be the same thing over and over again

[@megapussi]

honestly probably fine for an 80 year old woman. she probably just has her comfy routines and w/e.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Same goes for normal homes no?

[@IronWangCreates]

@@Hithere-uz6wdI was gonna say, that’s just my life

[@KeroseneSkies]

A LOT of seniors cruise over and over before they die. Many seniors die on cruises for this reason!

[@raininglantern]

"She has her opinions" is a great way to describe someone 😂

[@finnpoe.]

Not sure if this would be worse or better than living in a converted school bus with your kids in shelves Edit: not sure if its the tone of this comment but im not making fun of any abuse that happens to people who live in vans, im sorry if this is how my comment came off

[@stargold222]

It’s great for the parents bc they have a king bed! For abraham and elijah and enoch and abigail and judah and sarah and malachi probably not so much

[@sillykaiden]

my parents actually wanted to do this but they were only gonna use it as a camper thing for road trips

[@Ray_Vun]

better solely because the cruise ships have a lot of stuff to offer other than just accomodation

[@genesbeans570]

Hmm that's hard.. u get free food but you have to listen to tropical beach music in the background everywhere you go 24/7

[@Evergreen2219]

If you live in a converted school bus your parents teach you the earth is flat and Zack and Cody showed me that if you live on a cruise ship you go to Yale so the bus sounds worse.

[@bloomfilms]

A lot of cruise lines actually are offering extended stays/vouchers to stay in rooms for longer periods of time. It saves them time and work also, and is becoming more common to stay for 12-18 months at a time for cheaper prices for people like this

[@Gimme_bikelanes]

0:48 when retired Americans do this they usually have a friend or family members address listed as their residence for tax purposes and store sentimental valuables in a storage unit or with family. They also sometimes have their own properties to go back to.

[@noelleista]

"How a Uhaul fire led me to a life on cruise ships" id read that article

[@katla_phc]

Yup, I can respect their “when life gives you lemons” attitude

[@The_White]

But wouldn't their insurance company pay for it? I know if my stuff caught fire in a moving truck my insurance would cover 99.9% of it, unless I intentionally light it up.

[@yasminefarias2534]

now this is your official outfit to talk about anything boat related

[@Panda42-ul5if]

Are we just gonna ignore that the Captain's name is Burger?? 6:39

[@brownsugar7922]

I lived on a "floatel" (literally just a cruise ship that was stationary and functioned like a hotel) for a job for the better part of 2 years, so i didnt just live there rent-free, i was also getting paid....its horrible. It feels cramped after a few months, everyone knows everyone, the food starts feeling repetitive, and it becomes a big brother season because drama starts happening

[@savedmp3]

Sounds like a retirement home, minus the dancing

[@R4nd0mkr3wf4n]

“No worries whatsoever” I’m worried that i’d sink!

[@ellaronci2703]

other then that

[@Miraclelittlepie]

Same boats scare me you will never find me on a cruise

[@solala1312]

Costa Concordia 👀

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Yet grounded homes cannot ever be washed away?

[@Bubbles_Art]

I go on a lot of cruises, it’s impossible.

[@seaweed0008]

“we love you danny!” we all say in unison.

[@itzRoxxi]

We love you Danny!!

[@Alexandurr7527]

Thank you, Danny, I love you♡

[@crocodillian9486]

We love you Danny!

[@Lemonysnickettree]

We love you danny!

[@Cawingcaws]

STOP, How are you controlling my mouth!!?!? stop please!

[@kimmyt1024]

I can see this becoming a movie plot. Thirty couples ranging from just retired to nearly 💀 decide to live out their golden years on a cruise ship. But the cruise ship goes off course. They run into pirates, who ravage the vessel for anything they can eat. The cruise-goers band together to learn how to fish, and become quite good at it. But not everyone wants to work for food. This was supposed to be their retirement. They begin to turn on one another. As time goes on, people begin 💀 ing, one by one. Nobody knows what- or who- is causing the disappearances…

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

Lost but Golden Girls sounds dope as hell

[@katharineball585]

Danny's outfit really highlights how much of a dad he has become

[@TwixiMixiPixi]

3:30 The other reason they’re so cheap is because these ships are registered in poorer countries, often ones in Central America. These countries have lower minimum wages and far more relaxed labor practices and regulations.

[@amandajoy8947]

As someone who lives in a port where cruise ships come and occasionally abandon their staff (You quit? You stay here. No, we won't take you home.), can confirm.

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

They also make a lot of their money from gambling and similar on board luxuries

[@ms.tatortots5419]

Yea I remember when I took my first cruise and went to an Asian style restaurant on it and the person made the food directly in front of you. He used the oil to make a smiley face then used his spatula to drag out to the eyes to then say “oooh! Asian eyes!!” While all the other (white) people around me laughed. I kinda sat there uncomfortably thinking to myself about how often I saw the workers basically degrade themselves because they desperately wanted your tip n such. That was on carnival cruise line back in Feb 2023 lol

[@moonlit_sky127]

@@ms.tatortots5419jesus yea. something similar to that happened to me, im the youngest in my extended family by a lot so they all laughed their asses off at the staff degrading themselves

[@spencerreidd]

I think I'd actually go insane if I lived on a ship with other people and there's a random person i have beef with but we're in the middle of the ocean and they can just throw me overboard

[@lencoat]

this is so real

[@CrispyRichter]

But have you considered this -> you can throw random people you have beef with overboard

[@spencerreidd]

@@CrispyRichter 💯

[@Omnibushido-]

They won’t actually do anything about it because of, you know, the implication.

[@spencerreidd]

@@Omnibushido- nah bro, just imagine you're arguing with them while at the front of the ship and they pick you up and just throw you over💀

[@AudreyMayers]

4:39 Danny, fun fact, there is a way to get mail on a boat, these people called like mail runners or sm literally have to SPRINT to grab the mail from the mailbox, and have to RUN to actually get it on the boat- I forgot how much it pays but that’s a fricking crazy job- like imagine your whole job basically is us running to two different places and if you don’t make it your like screwed-😂

[@QueenKunta]

10:41 it also says its CGI so the real unit probably isn’t even this posh.

[@paulinacininaite5808]

CJ Tudor literally wrote a short story about a cruise ship full of people of all ages that have been living there for decades after a natural disaster - and lemme tell you it got real creepy and dystopian real fast. It's called "End of the Liner" on "A Sliver of Darkness" if anyone's interested

[@mattcottrell3286]

Oh that sounds fascinating, thank you for sharing!

[@RirisuMegami]

I'll check it, thank you for recommending!

[@RachelCunningham-ut9ks]

ty this sounds sick im gonna read it

[@bentleyschreiber9108]

Oh so like wall-e

[@suneater_zeef050]

thanks for the rec!

[@nataxinhamn]

did she say that she likes to stay alone in the ship “with the help”? ahahahaha i bet they love her…

[@RustysInferno]

wait idk why everyones freaking out over her saying "the help" could u plz explain

[@breadpilled2587]

​@RustysInferno it's an insulting and patronizing way to refer to someone

[@KatPadmore]

​@@breadpilled2587It also has v racist connotations, it's normally working class immigrants that have that label slapped on them

[@KelpieRider]

Yep definitely clocked that, makes sense that guy said she had "opinions"

[@KelpieRider]

​@@RustysInfernocalling hospitality workers "the help" is incredibly insulting and says a lot about how much she considers them people worthy of respect

[@carafernandez4472]

dude i have to start fully paying attention bc i looked away for a second and suddenly danny was in a suit (i thought it was real for a sec, it was fairly well edited for some reason)

[@ashe6608]

this sounds like my nightmare, small claustrophobic in the middle of the ocean for days... not to mention crime is insane on cruise ships

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

I'm guessing the crimes are mostly just theft

[@intern_dana]

different strokes for different strokes, but hearing the sentence "three year cruise" made my heart clench

[@gaywizard2000]

Different folks is how that saying ends

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

imagine getting on a cruise at 27 and getting off of it at 30

[@dead_girl777]

u mean different strokes for different folks?

[@chkingvictim]

yeah i’m uncomfortable just thinking about it. even a month is probably too long for me. THREE YEARS???

[@elijahharmel8450]

different strokes for different strokes

[@ninjabunny11]

for some time now, older people have been staying on cruise ships because they are cheaper than nursing homes. cruise ships are one of the most stressful places to be a doctor, because of how many chronic issues the passengers have, how many things can go wrong, and how few resources they have. fun fact: large cruise ships also have a morgue :D

[@rmb6037]

This is why I didn't see her calling employees "the help" as anything sinister. I was like "yeah, she's probably happy to stay close to help"

[@drewgoin8849]

I commented the same thing before seeing yours. It definitely poses additional issues for the staff. Also, many contagious diseases sweep through cruise ships and old folks are more vulnerable than the general public.

[@TD-iy8us]

​@rmb6037 her calling employees "the help" is 100% malicious

[@jasperjazzie]

@@rmb6037 i think she could have used a better word, but also she's probably one of those old people who refuse to acknowledge that language has changed and that's not an okay thing to call people anymore. hopefully she's not that way in other regards but also i don't know her so i'm not gonna say anything else abt it lol. she's definitely got some opinions.

[@jasperjazzie]

yeah, i honestly would like to retire on a cruise ship when i'm older, i've heard Not Great things about nursing homes so i feel like a cruise would just be better. i wish more people would talk about the actual environmental impacts of cruise ships instead of just being like "cruises are stupid, people who like cruises are stupid" like obv that's not what danny is doing but it feels like a lot of the responses are just that. like cruises aren't perfect obv, but it's weird how we're blaming individual people and not the companies running the cruise lines as a whole

[@somethingsomething404]

I work at a cruise ship terminal, trust me, it’s all retired people already on most ships. 9:10 The only people who aren’t in the “nearly dead” category are the MOST BORING “newly weds” ever who don’t know how to plan a vacation on land.

[@Cheryulin]

9:58 Honorary nod to the "MS Narrative" being build by "Storylines" by a CEO named "Pun-ton".

[@TAZEDADA]

I would like to build an iceberg for that ship

[@Avocadoman1302]

xd here before this comment pops off

[@i_am_anxious0247]

Titanic 2

[@Em_220]

And don’t put enough lifeboats in

[@isacfxd3163]

im investing on that

[@millacacti3760]

That sounds like a good idea for a movie!

[@blobfish656]

Danny’s so cool I wish he was real

[@dizzyglizzy58]

Fr tho ever since his death in 84’ I haven’t been the same😔😔

[@ryujins.smile.]

me too 😔

[@TroboTicTac]

😢

[@Bella-br1ez]

Underrated comment

[@Galaxy-si9qm]

Nah it was 87’… the bite of 87’. I can never forget.

[@CretronGaming]

0:59 life is easy he says. Pirates make life easy. Waves are easy. The smell of the bodies in the ship morgue is easy to deal with. Eating the same thing every day is easy.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

That just sounds like living in a shady neighborhood, which some people have done for their entire life

[@CretronGaming]

@@Hithere-uz6wd and they don’t have easy lives

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

Pirates?

[@CretronGaming]

@@gabriellegunvik4377 yes

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

@@CretronGaming you encounter them often do you?

[@sofiastafford3962]

the first couple looked exactly how I expected them to

[@TwixiMixiPixi]

The worst part about this is how terrible it is for the planet. Cruise ships make the most greenhouse gases per passenger out of any mode of transportation, and they’re completely unnecessary. People don’t even go on cruises for the sole purpose of boats; transportation. You can go to a waterpark on land, a casino on land, concerts on land, and restaurants on land. Doing them on a boat is pointless.

[@breadpilled2587]

These boomers don't care about the environment. They'll be dead by the time it affects their area of the world.

[@darrylwhitefeather207]

Especially if they don't even leave the ship 😭

[@englishatheart]

Ship* And maybe, just maybe, people enjoy being out on the water. Sure, you can do those things in landlocked places, but you don't get the gorgeous view of the ocean or the chance of waking up in a different place every day. Don't get me wrong, I hate how bad "cruises" (let's be honest, it's humans that are bad for the environment, as they created all of that) are, but it's a dream of mine to go on one. I'd prefer to go on an ocean liner, but those aren't exactly a thing anymore.

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

@@englishatheart Welp, the gorgeous ocean views probably won't be there all too long for future generations to come if we proceed like this (alongside polluting our oceans every chance we get), but hey, what is the planet's wellbeing compared to your ocean liner dreams, huh?

[@brightballoon]

People who do those things on a boat are often enthusiastic about being on a boat, believe it or not.

[@spoogster]

4:50 no danny the Amazon person would be furiously swimming to the ship, trying to catch up. on the brink of death, lungs filled with water, and screaming "YOUR ORDER OF 200 NUTCRACKERS IS HERE"

[@rwaitwhat]

not for what they pay amazon workers lol

[@arissamazumder]

im thinking of the mail dude from ninjago ngl

[@Caldella]

Then they have to swim back to shore and finish the rest of their route, and the next package recipient files a complaint that their hand got the box wet.

[@homeiswonderland]

6:50 lol I drive an 89 y/o woman around and help her with her errands (she pays my generously) but that's exactly what I say about her. "I love her. She has her opinions, but she's... I love her!" She's set in her ways and lonely, and I may disagree with her 'opinions,' but she's nice to me and I'm grateful.

[@Abra_Dan]

The way he said, "They didn’t have a boat!?!" was exactly what I was thinking and after reading more that whole 3 year cruise situation just sounded sketchy af

[@gayfae]

My grandfather is actually a big cruise guy and spends literally 90% of his time on cruises, will miss huge family events for cruises (is missing my sister's wedding for one actually! A whole year out!), even sold his mother's home (our grandmother who recently passed) where we had all our family get togethers and many memories, just for more money for cruises! Gotta love it

[@WaterAirFriesEarth]

Your grandfather’s mother was your grandmother?

[@bcc5701]

@@WaterAirFriesEarthyes and his mom is his sisters aunt. Keep up dude cmon

[@LuneWatcher]

​@@WaterAirFriesEarth hmmmm sounds incestuous

[@TechTchno]

​@@WaterAirFriesEarth a great grandma is stilla grandma

[@gayfae]

Yall knew what I meant lmao, but yes I meant great grandmother, and her son, my grandfather

[@jrmckim]

My great aunt did this for almost 5 years back around 2000. Even though she owned several houses and thousands of acres in Canada, she preferred to live on a cruise ship. Before she decided to go non-stop, she had a camper trailer and would stay there until the next cruise came in. She was a retired chemical engineer and had worked hard all her life. She was my inspiration to be more than a mom and wife that most of my peers in my tiny town became. I miss her dearly. I am a polymath with 4 degrees... I wish she could see me now 💐

[@bcc5701]

Damn hope you get better!

[@romywhite290]

Are you on a boat?

[@bcc5701]

@@romywhite290no polygons allowed on boats very sad

[@sofastuffing]

That just sounds wasteful, honestly. Congrats on being a polymath though

[@dangerdove]

I can’t believe he made this whole video without mentioning suite life on deck

[@HeindsAG]

0:07 FOR CHRISTS SAKE THE TITANIC WASNT A CRUISE SHIP! IT WAS AN OCEAN LINER 😭

[@zakiykhan9718]

The line between them can be a bit blurry, but the Titanic was most definitely an ocean liner

[@JoongKitty]

what's ocean liner? what's the difference

[@jesulani9548]

i think your pfp accurately describes your emotion while making this comment lol

[@I_Love_Paul_McCartney]

The titanic two is????

[@DanDanDoe]

@@JoongKittyCruise ships main purpose is to be on the ship for entertainment. They often visit different ports, but not necessarily. The cruise ship itself is the destination of the holiday. Ocean liners on the other hand are basically ferries, albeit often more luxurious (if you have the money). The Titanic’s main purpose was to move people across the Atlant Ocean. Ocean liners were basically the only way to travel between continents until air travel became much cheaper.

[@alyssabarker6553]

As a nurse I KNOW at least some of those old ppl have medications so like how do they get their meds

[@SilkyIvoryxx]

delivery people swim furiously

[@shannonceleste5557]

The ships dock lol these folks have their meds sent to the next port that they'll arrive to

[@alyssabarker6553]

@@shannonceleste5557 you have to see your doctor every 6 months to a year to get them filled sometimes sooner depending on the medicine but maybe the ship has a doctor ?

[@SilkyIvoryxx]

@@shannonceleste5557 that's the not fun explanation

[@forwunday8351]

That’s what I was thinking! And like even if they get them when they dock, what happens if there is supply shortages of a certain medication when they dock and they have to leave before they can get their meds? That 88 year old is going to die and expect the “help” to deal with it!

[@CrumpetTV]

Suite Life On Deck irl

[@jacyshae6528]

as an australian i was not expecting a Clive Palmer reference but thoroughly enjoyed it 12:57

[@jinxd5223]

As someone who just went on a cruise, nothing extra is free. Food is barely free, and you have the same food options for the entire week. Drinks cost like $15 a drink or a $300 "unlimited drink" package. Half the restaurants cost extra, the shows cost extra, theyre so overcrowded and living in a BOX. It doesnt sound good AT ALL

[@Septembersun28923]

“we agree Danny,” we all say in unison

[@JustMeAlessandra12]

we agree danny

[@GoldRoger-official]

We agree daddy

[@ukelelepichu]

we agree Danny,

[@AaronSiegel001]

we agree Danny

[@Porcelaindoll-3]

We agree Danny

[@sixtytwo62]

i live on a cruise ship too. they just don’t know it yet

[@sofastuffing]

interpreted this as your house on land not knowing that it's a cruise ship

[@larapalma3744]

😂🎉

[@wigglydragon7447]

12:23 the editing here was so smooth

[@screamsformemes]

5:26 Drew voice* Aww, theyre in love

[@nerdoftheatre]

7:20 She knows her grandkids and she doesn't want to be NEAR those great-grands 💀

[@lucywilliams7564]

She be like: “I don’t want to deal with any of that skibidi toilet Ohio rizz stuff”

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Literally ten seconds later she says it's the exact opposite of that. Ah, but you couldn't let something as petty as "what she actually said" get in the way of such a *BANGER* of a comment, right? The world woulda been a worse place without this creative masterpiece of a comment, truly the work of the century.

[@bm3209]

i’m clocking in for my danny gonzalez shift

[@anonymosmouse]

Someone might have already said this, but a lot of older people choose to live on cruise ships because housing built for the elderly is EGREGIOUSLY expensive. If they get to an age or have disabilities that make it difficult for them to cook for themselves, clean, etc. they can pay less to live on a cruise ship where those things are done for them than living in a retirement/old folk's home.

[@michellerivas8201]

Danny ponders cruise living logistics for 13 minutes and 12 seconds

[@xoxomiha]

"yes danny" we say in unison

[@nnana84]

yes danny

[@GhostyDingBat]

yes danny

[@harrietsmells]

yes danny

[@No-one-special667]

Yes danny

[@sofias5120]

yes danny

[@GetDat1]

I blame Zach and Cody for making me think I could live on a cruise ship no issues just zany wacky adventures everyday 😂😂😂

[@Fidunks]

Not Danny just casually throwing out dad jokes. I'm so proud!

[@ikindatalkalot]

imhigh and eating chicken that some guy from the beach gave me

[@slushynoobzfan3]

very real

[@tslex6477]

good for you

[@EeyoreStan]

omg i’m high eating mozzarella sticks from ihop because i didn’t know ihop had mozzarella sticks so i just had to order them

[@Kiwivoli]

Living the life

[@gummywormee41]

Hell yea bruther make surebto get all the bugs out first

[@MeizrRoeni]

"She has her opinions" is a terrific approach to characterize a person.

[@lauren3173]

1:58 her smile is actually really sweet. She looks so happy and it’s making me happy.

[@zaragreer2594]

Agreed that was kind of mean of him to make fun of her smile

[@saturnlore]

Yeah, that part definitely reminded me everyone is pretty much a bully on the internet.

[@lauren3173]

Yeah, sometimes I think he just says things without thinking. Everybody has those moments. I don’t think he’s unkind. He just let the inside thought out and it was an on the spot judgment.

[@joslynreed6743]

I don't think he meant any harm😭

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

@@lauren3173 Yeah, but he didn’t have to choose to leave it in the video after he recorded it. We all have unkind thoughts and may sometimes let them slip, but that’s different than saying something you post in a video for hundreds of thousands of people to see.

[@ccw2312]

Man. Just the idea of not having to grocery shop and meal plan sounds amazing to me.

[@BlueBird-su4mj]

"Okay lets do the math... By googling it" Danny's so real

[@stickbug9285]

Why are your eyes gateways to the ocean man…you got like,,fish in there?? Is nemo there,,dory, pergpaps,,,,mayhaup,,,

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

insane way of saying he has pretty eyes but I like the spirit

[@jasperjazzie]

the way this is phrased makes it sound like you want to steal them, and i'm at least a _little_ concerned

[@requiemoflyds]

I was just on a cruise and met a gentleman who “worked from home” and only spent 30 days of a year off the ship! Booked back to back to back cruises by winning them through the casino. I cannot imagine. I will say he did not get the same room every cruise, and would have to get on and off the ship each time.

[@DKF_oli]

That was my first thought. You’d have to switch rooms like every week or two, take all your things on and off the ship to re-check in, have all your documents (passport etc) re-verified, possibly even quarantine… what a pain.

[@ms.tatortots5419]

@@DKF_oliyou actually don’t if you book in advance. If you book the exact same cruise and go back to back you can keep your same room too and not have to pack all your luggage. You just get off and get back on (but you get to get back on far earlier than everyone else!) They already come to clean your room daily so it’s not like anything changes. My mom actually has been looking into doing this for quite some time and knows some friends who have lol, she already takes like 2 cruises a year.

[@Lisa_is_an_evil_snail]

5:43 I was drinking water at this part and nearly choked to death trying not to laugh… soo funny have you told them about us yet?

[@oliviaoverboard]

The reasons it’s so affordable on the boat is bc cruises often pay their workers poorly

[@sewerratatoullie]

Delete the channel and post later, I’m busy rn

[@Scarle55]

real, I hate this guy

[@Nohc]

Same, gotta sub to him and watch every video so i remember how much i hate him

[@cookiekat_playz]

Frl like who is this man and how did he get on my phone? He needs to stop being the only KZbinr I watch, smh🙄

[@NaturallyGloomy]

Then why are you here.

[@xavien_818]

​@@NaturallyGloomy cause the notif was so annoying... duh 🙄🙄 its important to tell danny about what he should improve on

[@Thegirlnamedsomthing]

I'm somewhat attracted to minimalistic and nomatic life styles, but this sounds like a nightmare. There is just something about cruises that's so unappealing to me. I haven't even been on one, but I don't like all inclusive hotels, unethical tourism or very curated tourist areas. Cruises are all three on hard mode....

[@liljatupsu]

Also the fact that you're trapped on the boat most of the time. That ship's gonna feel claustrophobic after a while

[@Redbikemaster]

I'm a trucker and this life is the exact opposite. You see all the ugly parts of cities. But the country views are unmatched.

[@yungdraco6075]

You sound insufferable

[@elliot-sowdon]

To explain why cruises are cheaper than a lot of land based living options; 1. The same company controls everything on board and buys all the stuff in bulk. 2. The staff is payed terribly. 3. They do not offer the kind of medical care you would expect in a nursing home. Living on a cruise ship really only makes financial sense when compared to assisted living, (where old people get non medical assistance with their day to day lives) or to constantly traveling around as a digital nomad (someone who works online and roams the world since their job isn’t tied to a location.) Otherwise, you will probably run into problems.

[@sumacmusac]

My wifi glitched and the video froze right at 1:30 Didn’t realize it was frozen for a few seconds and it was truly unnerving 🙏

[@ellolired3994]

This is the new official outfit for cruiseship information

[@jessip8654]

Yeah a lot of old folks do this because it's cheaper than most retirement homes.

[@bcc5701]

By a ton I think it’s like 5-7,000 less per month

[@starkis14159]

Yeah that's the insane part. Way cheaper and no 10 year waiting list. Probably far less of the annoying and restrictive rules too.

[@caroline_sunshine]

Honestly one of the main downsides of this would be that viruses spread really fast on cruise ships. There's a non-insignificant risk of getting sick while you're on the boat, in a way that might be worse than if you were on shore

[@devinsimon7721]

The cruises actually hate it when old people live on their ship because they end up having to provide extensive care most of the time. Falls are difficult to treat well at sea.

[@mickey_pudd]

“Thank you for wearing the same awesome outfit Danny” we all say in unison

[@casper22333]

Bro I just sat down to eat and refreshed my feed. Perfect timing

[@glossykisses]

Dan randomly dissing Spain is VERY suspicious. As a Spaniard I'm keeping an eye open...

[@kaileymcclain2391]

Imagine living in a cramped wet hotel room for a decade with literal shelves for bunk beds

[@George_vv]

1. Cruise culture is insane and living on cruise ships has been a thing for a long while. 2. Why do people still listen to Graham (guy from beginning) anymore? He's promoted multiple scams while claiming to "not give financial advice"

[@riley33987]

chugga chugga choo choo