don’t worry you’re not an outfit repeater. we’re just outfit rememberers.
@noelleista2 ай бұрын
wow is that like Aristotle?
@luiscedeno78562 ай бұрын
@@noelleistaHomer, actually
@portablegoose2 ай бұрын
'Sing, muse, the wrath of the outfit rememberers.'
@cowboy_like_sophia2 ай бұрын
which is just as pathetic!
@claraspenner2 ай бұрын
@@noelleista close! it's actually lizzie mcguire!
@autheworld2 ай бұрын
They became minimalists because all their things caught fire, which is why they got on boat, surrounded by water, the opposite of fire. not happening again now
@1010WouldBang2 ай бұрын
Yeah. Never heard of a boat fire before. :P
@dolliedearestt2 ай бұрын
boats combusting is ironically a bit of a worry
@RL_ManicFX2 ай бұрын
Guys it was a joke
@Mashy87222 ай бұрын
@@1010WouldBangreally?? It def does happen and more so to commercial ships cause they’re bigger and usually don’t take maintenance and cleaning as serious. Usually if a fire happens on a boat it’s due to the engine or electrical problems.
@1010WouldBang2 ай бұрын
@@Mashy8722 was being sarcastic. Incase you couldn't tell :) just like the original commenter was also being sarcastic.
@Magical_LizardWizard2 ай бұрын
He becomes a Dad and now suddenly he's talking about boats
@NauticalTurtle2 ай бұрын
😅☠️
@cp2676Ай бұрын
He has a kid???
@Magical_LizardWizardАй бұрын
@@cp2676 Yeah the kid's a few months old now
@teigaanАй бұрын
@@Magical_LizardWizardalmost a year now
@thatgirljoe2 ай бұрын
That lady saying she gets to stay on board with “the help” tells me exactly what kind of “opinions” that guy was talking about
@DKF_oli2 ай бұрын
Yeah “making yourself busy” definitely implies a certain type of person
@nomoretwitterhandles2 ай бұрын
...Except you have no context nor basis for that? You people judge too much. She seems perfectly content and happy, and she's on a ship far away from any of you. What does it really matter?
@effbar24002 ай бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandlesAdolf Hitler was in German
@MW-pb2gf2 ай бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandleswhat does her looking happy and content have to do with it? ?? if she’s like enjoying staying on board with “the help” like no shit she’d be happy about that. i doubt “the help” is as thrilled.
@emm77402 ай бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandlesdid you just spawn on earth today or something? referring to people as "the help" has racist connotations since primarily people of colour were forced into service jobs and were slapped with that label... like seriously have you never heard of history or anything
@sleapyGazelle2 ай бұрын
Petition to have Danny repeat outfits whenever he does a video on a repeat topic
@klaythoring13262 ай бұрын
This is GENIUS
@denny11-012 ай бұрын
Or just in general, one outfit in all videos
@potatosordfighter6662 ай бұрын
This is officially the cruise ship outfit
@uglysongsforuglysouls2 ай бұрын
No more update corner, just update outfits
@GoldRoger-official2 ай бұрын
Yess daddy
@Nathi982 ай бұрын
Stuff's so expensive that there's active real-life recreation of the The Suite Life On Deck
@poogissploogis2 ай бұрын
This was my first thought lol
@shiannafoxx2 ай бұрын
Literally what I thought of
@shwahgamer2 ай бұрын
And even before that there was an episode of the original show where they took a cruise. But they actually couldn't afford it, so they only got on with the promise that their mom would sing for the other guests.
@gabrielsaavedra79162 ай бұрын
and your kids will be attending Seven Seas High
@Nathi982 ай бұрын
@@gabrielsaavedra7916 No thank you! No kids for me!
@chloechan81442 ай бұрын
My retired neighbor went on a cruise last year, then on that cruise won 2 free cruises (with a free guest). On her second free cruise, she won 2 MORE free cruises. I agree that these companies love to keep retired people on board
@issaposter2 ай бұрын
multi level ship marketing
@drewgoin88492 ай бұрын
It probably is better than living in a nursing home.
@scrumpcity2 ай бұрын
I had a friend who worked on a few cruises as entertainment (she was a singer) and she said the old retired folks were surprisingly the best crowd. said they kinda just chill around all day and don’t really expect too much.
@howdareyou41Күн бұрын
@@drewgoin8849 not if you need medical help. cruise ships can't and won't provide the same palliative care.
@prettyroach2 ай бұрын
the fancy room being AI generated is absolutely sending me. you don’t even know what you’re paying 8 million for 💀
@eelc53142 ай бұрын
i think they meant it was a 3d render, at least thats what i hope they meant
@prettyroach2 ай бұрын
@@eelc5314 i’m praying to mitski that’s what they meant ☺️🙏🏿
@morganpetts96082 ай бұрын
@@eelc5314 Yeah "computer generated" is usually code for "this is a mockup" and not "this is ai" plus these articles are probably a bit too old to have ai images. Cruises had a downward trend in 2020-2022 because of the pandemic (getting canceled, getting delayed, being trapped at port in quarantine, COVID running rampant because of the close quarters and high population density etc.)
@ErosNocturneАй бұрын
@@morganpetts9608 People use AI as such a buzzword these days xD They forget AI that actually existed before GPT being normal
@laurenm31482 ай бұрын
"She makes herself busy. She has her things and her opinions." Not a rave review - love the captain for this.
@nomiedezdez92562 ай бұрын
Right? It’s giving “I can’t be rude and say negative things cause she pays 40K+ per year to be here but…”
@KT-Kaboom2 ай бұрын
@@nomiedezdez9256 The way she calls the crew and employees "the help" makes me think she's said some unpleasant things to people of different social class/race/ethnicity than her.
@Liquexoxo2 ай бұрын
@@KT-Kaboom she definitely hit the hard r a few times 😂
@valolafson60352 ай бұрын
She 100% has opinions. And shares them all.
@hangryhufflepuff95302 ай бұрын
She seems like she'd be way rude to servers and staff on the boat
@housekeyshousekeys2 ай бұрын
"'No worries about rent" proceeds to pay $50,000 a year to live in a tiny room
@Zeldafan362 ай бұрын
“Free drinks” unless you want pop, alcohol, or fancy coffee. Those cost extra. Edit: and internet is crazy expensive.
@idlegameplayer37562 ай бұрын
yeah but comes with food and drinks and a ton of entertainment
@ravenpotter32 ай бұрын
@@Zeldafan36I imagine a lot of old people already don’t use the internet much already. So compared to us… for them it would not be a large lifestyle change The most old people use the internet for is looking at the news. Only time I’ve been on a cruise was when I was a toddler. But I assume they have news publications accessible there digitally.
@goldensloth72 ай бұрын
relatable
@spi2312 ай бұрын
So it's Toronto then
@Congiary2 ай бұрын
Imagine missing departure time after one of the stops, and you just watch your house sail away from you.
@KT-Kaboom2 ай бұрын
Captain: She has her... opinions. Lady: I love when I'm all alone on the ship with the help! Welp I think we found those opinions!!!!!
@toadynamite81412 ай бұрын
What's wrong with The Help? They use it all the time in classic shows
@KT-Kaboom2 ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141 Yeah "classic shows" being the thing to keep in mind there lmfao. Are you new to old people being racist?
@usernamesarestupid7104Ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141 lmao
@idiomasentusiasticos79542 ай бұрын
She’s such a queen for openly admitting she doesn’t want to see her grown family members.
@kei.132 ай бұрын
They probably don't want to see her let's be honest
@notcomfortable_here2 ай бұрын
she’s so real for that and I relate entirely
@RupeshKumar-ni1vd2 ай бұрын
Alpha grandmother
@dharmahikes2 ай бұрын
Im sure the feeling is mutual, she seems pretty self centered
@crunchylettuce2 ай бұрын
she does have... opinions...
@unseenmolee2 ай бұрын
this is a pet peeve of mine but like, if youre on a cruise and youre paying for that then the food isnt "free" youre paying for it, just not individually for each transaction
@maem74622 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. I was like technically it’s not free. It’s just included in your first payment
@benjibutt57962 ай бұрын
“Oh yeah, you can watch The Office for free with your paramount plus subscription!” No
@maggiee6392 ай бұрын
As my mother would say, “it’s included, not free!”
@kait.54372 ай бұрын
I get like you might make it “worth it” if you eat enough food, but even then it’s still not free. It’s just the food is cheaper than if it wasn’t included. But, if you don’t eat enough you’re kinda wasting money
@haruwu95562 ай бұрын
stop whenever stuff is included i always gaslight myself to think it's free, ure ruining it for me!!
@haleyc.35302 ай бұрын
I’m so disturbed by all the people acting like that old lady is an icon when she’s a walking red flag.
@murmirr2 ай бұрын
because it's a joke and it's funny lol
@haleyc.35302 ай бұрын
@@murmirr it’s only a joke and funny if you agree with it, otherwise it’s disturbing.
@alexr39002 ай бұрын
I think more realistically they would get in trouble with their cruise line if they spoke poorly of any customer. Especially since she's been there almost a decade and has definitely put in a lot of money on it. Anyone that seemed agreeable with her likely have the same opinions as her
@haleyc.35302 ай бұрын
@@alexr3900 I was referring to people in the comments, I totally understand the cruise ship staff not feeling free to criticize a customer
@imatinyfaire6176 күн бұрын
Most old people are red flag but they are funny
@adriannalatta59282 ай бұрын
The reason cruises can be so cheap is that they hire workers from the Philippines and Indonesia. Since they are in international waters, they don't have to pay them US minimum wage rates.
@sholem_bond2 ай бұрын
I thought so. Man, it sucks being right all the time.
@amandajoy89472 ай бұрын
And sometimes pay them according to "company store" systems. To avoid constant currency exchange, they get a wage card that can be used.... in the company-provided shopping portal.
@dragontears2 ай бұрын
Not to mention their rooms are awful and so are their shifts. I had students who went the cruise ship route and oof. Yeah. Rough. There are ways to make good money, and it can be good hospitality experience coming back to on-land resorts, but OOF.
@anondimwit2 ай бұрын
false if they fly the u.s flag they must uphold the federal wages
@amandajoy89472 ай бұрын
@@anondimwit Bro they don't fly the US flag. They're all flagged in other countries.
@beepk_2 ай бұрын
hell yeah, time to get a bit goofy, wacky, and silly while drinking some non-branded sparkling water!!!!
@aquademoney2 ай бұрын
whoaaaa u got the non branded kind???? what flavor omg :00
@w3aponex8702 ай бұрын
@@aquademoneythe flavour is called *”yum”*
@petrikour2 ай бұрын
@@w3aponex870 my favorite! :]
@bananawitchcraft26 күн бұрын
@@aquademoney non-flavored
@Vrikrar2 ай бұрын
Imagine sinking your life savings into living on a cruise ship and then a passing kraken just ruins your entire neighborhood.
@courtneyzelazny2 ай бұрын
Punny
@katiemountford6116Ай бұрын
M a 😊gg😊😊gg 0:15 gg 0:15 g 0:15 g 0:15 gr 0:15 g
@Amy-kv2zw2 ай бұрын
That lady looks so sweet and then you learn that girly hates her family and calls staff "The Help".
@goldensloth72 ай бұрын
maybe her family sucks
@Amy-kv2zw2 ай бұрын
@@goldensloth7 lmao fair point
@KelpieRider2 ай бұрын
@@goldensloth7 nah she specifically said she doesn't like them when they're not babies anymore. With every older woman I've heard that from what they're really saying is 'once they start to develop a personality and opinions' they don't make good granmas so probably better for her family then. Plus I'm side-eying anyone who calls people "the help"
@DeltaStormYT2 ай бұрын
@@goldensloth7I image, by her attitude her family does suck in her point of view because she’s an entitled boomer and they don’t put up with her.
@Daveradio2 ай бұрын
She’s iconic
@Eggyo2 ай бұрын
i know exactly how ppl living like this get their mail, they sign up for a mail forwarding service! i work at one, we get our client's mail sent to us then either scan it and email it to them or send it to wherever theyre about to dock. most of our clients are retired on cruises all the time
@rwaitwhat2 ай бұрын
Oh interesting, so they give you permission to open it and scan it? That actually sounds so convenient
@abbyfathauer12112 ай бұрын
one of my friends’ parents live in a small yacht (they’re retired) and they do this! as for packages, they just send them to the nearest post office and pick up there
@daysandwords2 ай бұрын
@@abbyfathauer1211 Yeah but if that were a cruise ship that literally travels the whole globe, where would the nearest post office be?
@ananta61132 ай бұрын
Interesting!
@valolafson60352 ай бұрын
@@daysandwords They would know the ship's schedule.
@carrioncrow81912 ай бұрын
I love how the great grandma called the workers “the help”, like they are there for just her
@AltName712 күн бұрын
In the full context of the statement, it's clear she thinks they're there for everyone, but just that she gets a kick out of when she's the only one on board.
@FrenkTheJoy2 ай бұрын
I just like the idea of advertising for a cruise with "Under the Sea" playing in the background. Like... spare two seconds to think about that.
@asamusicdude2 ай бұрын
She has "opinions" which means she thinks she can boss people around and make Changes because she's been there so long😂
@Mama_Bear5242 ай бұрын
Definitely
@wickedwriter2 ай бұрын
That was my thought. "She has her own opinions...." on how the ship should be run? Probably.
@R1ze_humorous2 ай бұрын
its not that deep dude
@littleprettyfairy16 күн бұрын
@@R1ze_humorousi guess nothing is that deep if you are an anti-intellectual and refuse to think
@R1ze_humorous16 күн бұрын
@@littleprettyfairy i learned advanced aerodynamics and rocketry when i was 11 bud
@amateurartist.2 ай бұрын
“Just found out about the Titanic. Why would they get on that boat? Haven’t they seen the movie.” It might’ve been a joke song, but man, it’s hitting hard.
@CerealTomato2 ай бұрын
So sad and deep, that I need my scarf 😔😔
@largeman1232 ай бұрын
Hits hard like the iceberg and titanic
@aquademoney2 ай бұрын
@@CerealTomatoscarf time fr😔 im scarfing all over rn🥺💔
@Elongatedmetalpipe2 ай бұрын
Those words have brought me more success than anything else
@samlovesstarss2 ай бұрын
@@aquademoneyme when I scarf
@maitezonga11702 ай бұрын
5:49 There can NOT be that much to do on a cruise ship, at a certain point it would just be the same thing over and over again
@megapussi2 ай бұрын
honestly probably fine for an 80 year old woman. she probably just has her comfy routines and w/e.
@Hithere-uz6wd18 күн бұрын
Same goes for normal homes no?
@IronWangCreates8 күн бұрын
@@Hithere-uz6wdI was gonna say, that’s just my life
@KeroseneSkies2 ай бұрын
A LOT of seniors cruise over and over before they die. Many seniors die on cruises for this reason!
@raininglantern2 ай бұрын
"She has her opinions" is a great way to describe someone 😂
@finnpoe.2 ай бұрын
Not sure if this would be worse or better than living in a converted school bus with your kids in shelves Edit: not sure if its the tone of this comment but im not making fun of any abuse that happens to people who live in vans, im sorry if this is how my comment came off
@stargold2222 ай бұрын
It’s great for the parents bc they have a king bed! For abraham and elijah and enoch and abigail and judah and sarah and malachi probably not so much
@sillykaiden2 ай бұрын
my parents actually wanted to do this but they were only gonna use it as a camper thing for road trips
@Ray_Vun2 ай бұрын
better solely because the cruise ships have a lot of stuff to offer other than just accomodation
@genesbeans5702 ай бұрын
Hmm that's hard.. u get free food but you have to listen to tropical beach music in the background everywhere you go 24/7
@Evergreen22192 ай бұрын
If you live in a converted school bus your parents teach you the earth is flat and Zack and Cody showed me that if you live on a cruise ship you go to Yale so the bus sounds worse.
@bloomfilms2 ай бұрын
A lot of cruise lines actually are offering extended stays/vouchers to stay in rooms for longer periods of time. It saves them time and work also, and is becoming more common to stay for 12-18 months at a time for cheaper prices for people like this
@Gimme_bikelanes2 ай бұрын
0:48 when retired Americans do this they usually have a friend or family members address listed as their residence for tax purposes and store sentimental valuables in a storage unit or with family. They also sometimes have their own properties to go back to.
@noelleista2 ай бұрын
"How a Uhaul fire led me to a life on cruise ships" id read that article
@katla_phc2 ай бұрын
Yup, I can respect their “when life gives you lemons” attitude
@The_White2 ай бұрын
But wouldn't their insurance company pay for it? I know if my stuff caught fire in a moving truck my insurance would cover 99.9% of it, unless I intentionally light it up.
@yasminefarias25342 ай бұрын
now this is your official outfit to talk about anything boat related
@Panda42-ul5if2 ай бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore that the Captain's name is Burger?? 6:39
@brownsugar79222 ай бұрын
I lived on a "floatel" (literally just a cruise ship that was stationary and functioned like a hotel) for a job for the better part of 2 years, so i didnt just live there rent-free, i was also getting paid....its horrible. It feels cramped after a few months, everyone knows everyone, the food starts feeling repetitive, and it becomes a big brother season because drama starts happening
@savedmp32 ай бұрын
Sounds like a retirement home, minus the dancing
@R4nd0mkr3wf4n2 ай бұрын
“No worries whatsoever” I’m worried that i’d sink!
@ellaronci27032 ай бұрын
other then that
@Miraclelittlepie2 ай бұрын
Same boats scare me you will never find me on a cruise
@solala13122 ай бұрын
Costa Concordia 👀
@nomoretwitterhandles2 ай бұрын
Yet grounded homes cannot ever be washed away?
@Bubbles_Art2 ай бұрын
I go on a lot of cruises, it’s impossible.
@seaweed00082 ай бұрын
“we love you danny!” we all say in unison.
@itzRoxxi2 ай бұрын
We love you Danny!!
@Alexandurr75272 ай бұрын
Thank you, Danny, I love you♡
@crocodillian94862 ай бұрын
We love you Danny!
@Lemonysnickettree2 ай бұрын
We love you danny!
@Cawingcaws2 ай бұрын
STOP, How are you controlling my mouth!!?!? stop please!
@kimmyt10242 ай бұрын
I can see this becoming a movie plot. Thirty couples ranging from just retired to nearly 💀 decide to live out their golden years on a cruise ship. But the cruise ship goes off course. They run into pirates, who ravage the vessel for anything they can eat. The cruise-goers band together to learn how to fish, and become quite good at it. But not everyone wants to work for food. This was supposed to be their retirement. They begin to turn on one another. As time goes on, people begin 💀 ing, one by one. Nobody knows what- or who- is causing the disappearances…
@Mo_Nilla_Co2 ай бұрын
Lost but Golden Girls sounds dope as hell
@katharineball5852 ай бұрын
Danny's outfit really highlights how much of a dad he has become
@TwixiMixiPixi2 ай бұрын
3:30 The other reason they’re so cheap is because these ships are registered in poorer countries, often ones in Central America. These countries have lower minimum wages and far more relaxed labor practices and regulations.
@amandajoy89472 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in a port where cruise ships come and occasionally abandon their staff (You quit? You stay here. No, we won't take you home.), can confirm.
@Aaaaaaarrrpirate2 ай бұрын
They also make a lot of their money from gambling and similar on board luxuries
@ms.tatortots54192 ай бұрын
Yea I remember when I took my first cruise and went to an Asian style restaurant on it and the person made the food directly in front of you. He used the oil to make a smiley face then used his spatula to drag out to the eyes to then say “oooh! Asian eyes!!” While all the other (white) people around me laughed. I kinda sat there uncomfortably thinking to myself about how often I saw the workers basically degrade themselves because they desperately wanted your tip n such. That was on carnival cruise line back in Feb 2023 lol
@moonlit_sky1272 ай бұрын
@@ms.tatortots5419jesus yea. something similar to that happened to me, im the youngest in my extended family by a lot so they all laughed their asses off at the staff degrading themselves
@spencerreidd2 ай бұрын
I think I'd actually go insane if I lived on a ship with other people and there's a random person i have beef with but we're in the middle of the ocean and they can just throw me overboard
@lencoat2 ай бұрын
this is so real
@CrispyRichter2 ай бұрын
But have you considered this -> you can throw random people you have beef with overboard
@spencerreidd2 ай бұрын
@@CrispyRichter 💯
@Omnibushido-2 ай бұрын
They won’t actually do anything about it because of, you know, the implication.
@spencerreidd2 ай бұрын
@@Omnibushido- nah bro, just imagine you're arguing with them while at the front of the ship and they pick you up and just throw you over💀
@AudreyMayers2 ай бұрын
4:39 Danny, fun fact, there is a way to get mail on a boat, these people called like mail runners or sm literally have to SPRINT to grab the mail from the mailbox, and have to RUN to actually get it on the boat- I forgot how much it pays but that’s a fricking crazy job- like imagine your whole job basically is us running to two different places and if you don’t make it your like screwed-😂
@QueenKunta2 ай бұрын
10:41 it also says its CGI so the real unit probably isn’t even this posh.
@paulinacininaite58082 ай бұрын
CJ Tudor literally wrote a short story about a cruise ship full of people of all ages that have been living there for decades after a natural disaster - and lemme tell you it got real creepy and dystopian real fast. It's called "End of the Liner" on "A Sliver of Darkness" if anyone's interested
@mattcottrell32862 ай бұрын
Oh that sounds fascinating, thank you for sharing!
@RirisuMegami2 ай бұрын
I'll check it, thank you for recommending!
@RachelCunningham-ut9ks2 ай бұрын
ty this sounds sick im gonna read it
@bentleyschreiber91082 ай бұрын
Oh so like wall-e
@suneater_zeef0502 ай бұрын
thanks for the rec!
@nataxinhamn2 ай бұрын
did she say that she likes to stay alone in the ship “with the help”? ahahahaha i bet they love her…
@RustysInferno2 ай бұрын
wait idk why everyones freaking out over her saying "the help" could u plz explain
@breadpilled25872 ай бұрын
@RustysInferno it's an insulting and patronizing way to refer to someone
@KatPadmore2 ай бұрын
@@breadpilled2587It also has v racist connotations, it's normally working class immigrants that have that label slapped on them
@KelpieRider2 ай бұрын
Yep definitely clocked that, makes sense that guy said she had "opinions"
@KelpieRider2 ай бұрын
@@RustysInfernocalling hospitality workers "the help" is incredibly insulting and says a lot about how much she considers them people worthy of respect
@carafernandez4472Ай бұрын
dude i have to start fully paying attention bc i looked away for a second and suddenly danny was in a suit (i thought it was real for a sec, it was fairly well edited for some reason)
@ashe66082 ай бұрын
this sounds like my nightmare, small claustrophobic in the middle of the ocean for days... not to mention crime is insane on cruise ships
@Hithere-uz6wd18 күн бұрын
I'm guessing the crimes are mostly just theft
@intern_dana2 ай бұрын
different strokes for different strokes, but hearing the sentence "three year cruise" made my heart clench
@gaywizard20002 ай бұрын
Different folks is how that saying ends
@user-ev5gj8xe2b2 ай бұрын
imagine getting on a cruise at 27 and getting off of it at 30
@dead_girl7772 ай бұрын
u mean different strokes for different folks?
@chkingvictim2 ай бұрын
yeah i’m uncomfortable just thinking about it. even a month is probably too long for me. THREE YEARS???
@elijahharmel84502 ай бұрын
different strokes for different strokes
@ninjabunny112 ай бұрын
for some time now, older people have been staying on cruise ships because they are cheaper than nursing homes. cruise ships are one of the most stressful places to be a doctor, because of how many chronic issues the passengers have, how many things can go wrong, and how few resources they have. fun fact: large cruise ships also have a morgue :D
@rmb60372 ай бұрын
This is why I didn't see her calling employees "the help" as anything sinister. I was like "yeah, she's probably happy to stay close to help"
@drewgoin88492 ай бұрын
I commented the same thing before seeing yours. It definitely poses additional issues for the staff. Also, many contagious diseases sweep through cruise ships and old folks are more vulnerable than the general public.
@TD-iy8us2 ай бұрын
@rmb6037 her calling employees "the help" is 100% malicious
@jasperjazzieАй бұрын
@@rmb6037 i think she could have used a better word, but also she's probably one of those old people who refuse to acknowledge that language has changed and that's not an okay thing to call people anymore. hopefully she's not that way in other regards but also i don't know her so i'm not gonna say anything else abt it lol. she's definitely got some opinions.
@jasperjazzieАй бұрын
yeah, i honestly would like to retire on a cruise ship when i'm older, i've heard Not Great things about nursing homes so i feel like a cruise would just be better. i wish more people would talk about the actual environmental impacts of cruise ships instead of just being like "cruises are stupid, people who like cruises are stupid" like obv that's not what danny is doing but it feels like a lot of the responses are just that. like cruises aren't perfect obv, but it's weird how we're blaming individual people and not the companies running the cruise lines as a whole
@somethingsomething4042 ай бұрын
I work at a cruise ship terminal, trust me, it’s all retired people already on most ships. 9:10 The only people who aren’t in the “nearly dead” category are the MOST BORING “newly weds” ever who don’t know how to plan a vacation on land.
@Cheryulin2 ай бұрын
9:58 Honorary nod to the "MS Narrative" being build by "Storylines" by a CEO named "Pun-ton".
@TAZEDADA2 ай бұрын
I would like to build an iceberg for that ship
@Avocadoman13022 ай бұрын
xd here before this comment pops off
@i_am_anxious02472 ай бұрын
Titanic 2
@Em_2202 ай бұрын
And don’t put enough lifeboats in
@isacfxd31632 ай бұрын
im investing on that
@millacacti37602 ай бұрын
That sounds like a good idea for a movie!
@blobfish6562 ай бұрын
Danny’s so cool I wish he was real
@dizzyglizzy582 ай бұрын
Fr tho ever since his death in 84’ I haven’t been the same😔😔
@ryujins.smile.2 ай бұрын
me too 😔
@TroboTicTac2 ай бұрын
😢
@Bella-br1ez2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@Galaxy-si9qm2 ай бұрын
Nah it was 87’… the bite of 87’. I can never forget.
@CretronGaming2 ай бұрын
0:59 life is easy he says. Pirates make life easy. Waves are easy. The smell of the bodies in the ship morgue is easy to deal with. Eating the same thing every day is easy.
@Hithere-uz6wd18 күн бұрын
That just sounds like living in a shady neighborhood, which some people have done for their entire life
@CretronGaming18 күн бұрын
@@Hithere-uz6wd and they don’t have easy lives
@gabriellegunvik43776 күн бұрын
Pirates?
@CretronGaming5 күн бұрын
@@gabriellegunvik4377 yes
@gabriellegunvik43775 күн бұрын
@@CretronGaming you encounter them often do you?
@sofiastafford39622 ай бұрын
the first couple looked exactly how I expected them to
@TwixiMixiPixi2 ай бұрын
The worst part about this is how terrible it is for the planet. Cruise ships make the most greenhouse gases per passenger out of any mode of transportation, and they’re completely unnecessary. People don’t even go on cruises for the sole purpose of boats; transportation. You can go to a waterpark on land, a casino on land, concerts on land, and restaurants on land. Doing them on a boat is pointless.
@breadpilled25872 ай бұрын
These boomers don't care about the environment. They'll be dead by the time it affects their area of the world.
@darrylwhitefeather2072 ай бұрын
Especially if they don't even leave the ship 😭
@englishatheart2 ай бұрын
Ship* And maybe, just maybe, people enjoy being out on the water. Sure, you can do those things in landlocked places, but you don't get the gorgeous view of the ocean or the chance of waking up in a different place every day. Don't get me wrong, I hate how bad "cruises" (let's be honest, it's humans that are bad for the environment, as they created all of that) are, but it's a dream of mine to go on one. I'd prefer to go on an ocean liner, but those aren't exactly a thing anymore.
@D0MiN0ChAn2 ай бұрын
@@englishatheart Welp, the gorgeous ocean views probably won't be there all too long for future generations to come if we proceed like this (alongside polluting our oceans every chance we get), but hey, what is the planet's wellbeing compared to your ocean liner dreams, huh?
@brightballoon2 ай бұрын
People who do those things on a boat are often enthusiastic about being on a boat, believe it or not.
@spoogster2 ай бұрын
4:50 no danny the Amazon person would be furiously swimming to the ship, trying to catch up. on the brink of death, lungs filled with water, and screaming "YOUR ORDER OF 200 NUTCRACKERS IS HERE"
@rwaitwhat2 ай бұрын
not for what they pay amazon workers lol
@arissamazumder2 ай бұрын
im thinking of the mail dude from ninjago ngl
@Caldella2 ай бұрын
Then they have to swim back to shore and finish the rest of their route, and the next package recipient files a complaint that their hand got the box wet.
@homeiswonderland2 ай бұрын
6:50 lol I drive an 89 y/o woman around and help her with her errands (she pays my generously) but that's exactly what I say about her. "I love her. She has her opinions, but she's... I love her!" She's set in her ways and lonely, and I may disagree with her 'opinions,' but she's nice to me and I'm grateful.
@Abra_Dan2 ай бұрын
The way he said, "They didn’t have a boat!?!" was exactly what I was thinking and after reading more that whole 3 year cruise situation just sounded sketchy af
@gayfae2 ай бұрын
My grandfather is actually a big cruise guy and spends literally 90% of his time on cruises, will miss huge family events for cruises (is missing my sister's wedding for one actually! A whole year out!), even sold his mother's home (our grandmother who recently passed) where we had all our family get togethers and many memories, just for more money for cruises! Gotta love it
@WaterAirFriesEarth2 ай бұрын
Your grandfather’s mother was your grandmother?
@bcc57012 ай бұрын
@@WaterAirFriesEarthyes and his mom is his sisters aunt. Keep up dude cmon
@LuneWatcher2 ай бұрын
@@WaterAirFriesEarth hmmmm sounds incestuous
@TechTchno2 ай бұрын
@@WaterAirFriesEarth a great grandma is stilla grandma
@gayfae2 ай бұрын
Yall knew what I meant lmao, but yes I meant great grandmother, and her son, my grandfather
@jrmckim2 ай бұрын
My great aunt did this for almost 5 years back around 2000. Even though she owned several houses and thousands of acres in Canada, she preferred to live on a cruise ship. Before she decided to go non-stop, she had a camper trailer and would stay there until the next cruise came in. She was a retired chemical engineer and had worked hard all her life. She was my inspiration to be more than a mom and wife that most of my peers in my tiny town became. I miss her dearly. I am a polymath with 4 degrees... I wish she could see me now 💐
@bcc57012 ай бұрын
Damn hope you get better!
@romywhite2902 ай бұрын
Are you on a boat?
@bcc57012 ай бұрын
@@romywhite290no polygons allowed on boats very sad
@sofastuffing2 ай бұрын
That just sounds wasteful, honestly. Congrats on being a polymath though
@dangerdove2 ай бұрын
I can’t believe he made this whole video without mentioning suite life on deck
@HeindsAG2 ай бұрын
0:07 FOR CHRISTS SAKE THE TITANIC WASNT A CRUISE SHIP! IT WAS AN OCEAN LINER 😭
@zakiykhan97182 ай бұрын
The line between them can be a bit blurry, but the Titanic was most definitely an ocean liner
@JoongKitty2 ай бұрын
what's ocean liner? what's the difference
@jesulani95482 ай бұрын
i think your pfp accurately describes your emotion while making this comment lol
@I_Love_Paul_McCartney16 күн бұрын
The titanic two is????
@DanDanDoe14 күн бұрын
@@JoongKittyCruise ships main purpose is to be on the ship for entertainment. They often visit different ports, but not necessarily. The cruise ship itself is the destination of the holiday. Ocean liners on the other hand are basically ferries, albeit often more luxurious (if you have the money). The Titanic’s main purpose was to move people across the Atlant Ocean. Ocean liners were basically the only way to travel between continents until air travel became much cheaper.
@alyssabarker65532 ай бұрын
As a nurse I KNOW at least some of those old ppl have medications so like how do they get their meds
@SilkyIvoryxx2 ай бұрын
delivery people swim furiously
@shannonceleste55572 ай бұрын
The ships dock lol these folks have their meds sent to the next port that they'll arrive to
@alyssabarker65532 ай бұрын
@@shannonceleste5557 you have to see your doctor every 6 months to a year to get them filled sometimes sooner depending on the medicine but maybe the ship has a doctor ?
@SilkyIvoryxx2 ай бұрын
@@shannonceleste5557 that's the not fun explanation
@forwunday83512 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking! And like even if they get them when they dock, what happens if there is supply shortages of a certain medication when they dock and they have to leave before they can get their meds? That 88 year old is going to die and expect the “help” to deal with it!
@CrumpetTV2 ай бұрын
Suite Life On Deck irl
@jacyshae65282 ай бұрын
as an australian i was not expecting a Clive Palmer reference but thoroughly enjoyed it 12:57
@jinxd52232 ай бұрын
As someone who just went on a cruise, nothing extra is free. Food is barely free, and you have the same food options for the entire week. Drinks cost like $15 a drink or a $300 "unlimited drink" package. Half the restaurants cost extra, the shows cost extra, theyre so overcrowded and living in a BOX. It doesnt sound good AT ALL
@Septembersun289232 ай бұрын
“we agree Danny,” we all say in unison
@JustMeAlessandra122 ай бұрын
we agree danny
@GoldRoger-official2 ай бұрын
We agree daddy
@ukelelepichu2 ай бұрын
we agree Danny,
@AaronSiegel0012 ай бұрын
we agree Danny
@Porcelaindoll-32 ай бұрын
We agree Danny
@sixtytwo622 ай бұрын
i live on a cruise ship too. they just don’t know it yet
@sofastuffing2 ай бұрын
interpreted this as your house on land not knowing that it's a cruise ship
@larapalma37442 ай бұрын
😂🎉
@wigglydragon74472 ай бұрын
12:23 the editing here was so smooth
@screamsformemes2 ай бұрын
5:26 Drew voice* Aww, theyre in love
@nerdoftheatre2 ай бұрын
7:20 She knows her grandkids and she doesn't want to be NEAR those great-grands 💀
@lucywilliams75642 ай бұрын
She be like: “I don’t want to deal with any of that skibidi toilet Ohio rizz stuff”
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channelАй бұрын
Literally ten seconds later she says it's the exact opposite of that. Ah, but you couldn't let something as petty as "what she actually said" get in the way of such a *BANGER* of a comment, right? The world woulda been a worse place without this creative masterpiece of a comment, truly the work of the century.
@bm32092 ай бұрын
i’m clocking in for my danny gonzalez shift
@anonymosmouseАй бұрын
Someone might have already said this, but a lot of older people choose to live on cruise ships because housing built for the elderly is EGREGIOUSLY expensive. If they get to an age or have disabilities that make it difficult for them to cook for themselves, clean, etc. they can pay less to live on a cruise ship where those things are done for them than living in a retirement/old folk's home.
@michellerivas82012 ай бұрын
Danny ponders cruise living logistics for 13 minutes and 12 seconds
@xoxomiha2 ай бұрын
"yes danny" we say in unison
@nnana842 ай бұрын
yes danny
@GhostyDingBat2 ай бұрын
yes danny
@harrietsmells2 ай бұрын
yes danny
@No-one-special6672 ай бұрын
Yes danny
@sofias51202 ай бұрын
yes danny
@GetDat121 күн бұрын
I blame Zach and Cody for making me think I could live on a cruise ship no issues just zany wacky adventures everyday 😂😂😂
@Fidunks2 ай бұрын
Not Danny just casually throwing out dad jokes. I'm so proud!
@ikindatalkalot2 ай бұрын
imhigh and eating chicken that some guy from the beach gave me
@slushynoobzfan32 ай бұрын
very real
@tslex64772 ай бұрын
good for you
@EeyoreStan2 ай бұрын
omg i’m high eating mozzarella sticks from ihop because i didn’t know ihop had mozzarella sticks so i just had to order them
@Kiwivoli2 ай бұрын
Living the life
@gummywormee412 ай бұрын
Hell yea bruther make surebto get all the bugs out first
@MeizrRoeni2 ай бұрын
"She has her opinions" is a terrific approach to characterize a person.
@lauren31732 ай бұрын
1:58 her smile is actually really sweet. She looks so happy and it’s making me happy.
@zaragreer25942 ай бұрын
Agreed that was kind of mean of him to make fun of her smile
@saturnlore2 ай бұрын
Yeah, that part definitely reminded me everyone is pretty much a bully on the internet.
@lauren31732 ай бұрын
Yeah, sometimes I think he just says things without thinking. Everybody has those moments. I don’t think he’s unkind. He just let the inside thought out and it was an on the spot judgment.
@joslynreed67432 ай бұрын
I don't think he meant any harm😭
@sharpeningtheaxe2 ай бұрын
@@lauren3173 Yeah, but he didn’t have to choose to leave it in the video after he recorded it. We all have unkind thoughts and may sometimes let them slip, but that’s different than saying something you post in a video for hundreds of thousands of people to see.
@ccw23122 ай бұрын
Man. Just the idea of not having to grocery shop and meal plan sounds amazing to me.
@BlueBird-su4mj2 ай бұрын
"Okay lets do the math... By googling it" Danny's so real
@stickbug92852 ай бұрын
Why are your eyes gateways to the ocean man…you got like,,fish in there?? Is nemo there,,dory, pergpaps,,,,mayhaup,,,
@Mo_Nilla_Co2 ай бұрын
insane way of saying he has pretty eyes but I like the spirit
@jasperjazzieАй бұрын
the way this is phrased makes it sound like you want to steal them, and i'm at least a _little_ concerned
@requiemoflyds2 ай бұрын
I was just on a cruise and met a gentleman who “worked from home” and only spent 30 days of a year off the ship! Booked back to back to back cruises by winning them through the casino. I cannot imagine. I will say he did not get the same room every cruise, and would have to get on and off the ship each time.
@DKF_oli2 ай бұрын
That was my first thought. You’d have to switch rooms like every week or two, take all your things on and off the ship to re-check in, have all your documents (passport etc) re-verified, possibly even quarantine… what a pain.
@ms.tatortots54192 ай бұрын
@@DKF_oliyou actually don’t if you book in advance. If you book the exact same cruise and go back to back you can keep your same room too and not have to pack all your luggage. You just get off and get back on (but you get to get back on far earlier than everyone else!) They already come to clean your room daily so it’s not like anything changes. My mom actually has been looking into doing this for quite some time and knows some friends who have lol, she already takes like 2 cruises a year.
@Lisa_is_an_evil_snail2 ай бұрын
5:43 I was drinking water at this part and nearly choked to death trying not to laugh… soo funny have you told them about us yet?
@oliviaoverboard2 ай бұрын
The reasons it’s so affordable on the boat is bc cruises often pay their workers poorly
@sewerratatoullie2 ай бұрын
Delete the channel and post later, I’m busy rn
@Scarle552 ай бұрын
real, I hate this guy
@Nohc2 ай бұрын
Same, gotta sub to him and watch every video so i remember how much i hate him
@cookiekat_playz2 ай бұрын
Frl like who is this man and how did he get on my phone? He needs to stop being the only KZbinr I watch, smh🙄
@NaturallyGloomy2 ай бұрын
Then why are you here.
@xavien_8182 ай бұрын
@@NaturallyGloomy cause the notif was so annoying... duh 🙄🙄 its important to tell danny about what he should improve on
@Thegirlnamedsomthing2 ай бұрын
I'm somewhat attracted to minimalistic and nomatic life styles, but this sounds like a nightmare. There is just something about cruises that's so unappealing to me. I haven't even been on one, but I don't like all inclusive hotels, unethical tourism or very curated tourist areas. Cruises are all three on hard mode....
@liljatupsu2 ай бұрын
Also the fact that you're trapped on the boat most of the time. That ship's gonna feel claustrophobic after a while
@Redbikemaster2 ай бұрын
I'm a trucker and this life is the exact opposite. You see all the ugly parts of cities. But the country views are unmatched.
@yungdraco60752 ай бұрын
You sound insufferable
@elliot-sowdonАй бұрын
To explain why cruises are cheaper than a lot of land based living options; 1. The same company controls everything on board and buys all the stuff in bulk. 2. The staff is payed terribly. 3. They do not offer the kind of medical care you would expect in a nursing home. Living on a cruise ship really only makes financial sense when compared to assisted living, (where old people get non medical assistance with their day to day lives) or to constantly traveling around as a digital nomad (someone who works online and roams the world since their job isn’t tied to a location.) Otherwise, you will probably run into problems.
@sumacmusac2 ай бұрын
My wifi glitched and the video froze right at 1:30 Didn’t realize it was frozen for a few seconds and it was truly unnerving 🙏
@ellolired39942 ай бұрын
This is the new official outfit for cruiseship information
@jessip86542 ай бұрын
Yeah a lot of old folks do this because it's cheaper than most retirement homes.
@bcc57012 ай бұрын
By a ton I think it’s like 5-7,000 less per month
@starkis141592 ай бұрын
Yeah that's the insane part. Way cheaper and no 10 year waiting list. Probably far less of the annoying and restrictive rules too.
@caroline_sunshine2 ай бұрын
Honestly one of the main downsides of this would be that viruses spread really fast on cruise ships. There's a non-insignificant risk of getting sick while you're on the boat, in a way that might be worse than if you were on shore
@devinsimon77212 ай бұрын
The cruises actually hate it when old people live on their ship because they end up having to provide extensive care most of the time. Falls are difficult to treat well at sea.
@mickey_pudd2 ай бұрын
“Thank you for wearing the same awesome outfit Danny” we all say in unison
@casper223332 ай бұрын
Bro I just sat down to eat and refreshed my feed. Perfect timing
@glossykisses17 күн бұрын
Dan randomly dissing Spain is VERY suspicious. As a Spaniard I'm keeping an eye open...
@kaileymcclain23912 ай бұрын
Imagine living in a cramped wet hotel room for a decade with literal shelves for bunk beds
@George_vv2 ай бұрын
1. Cruise culture is insane and living on cruise ships has been a thing for a long while. 2. Why do people still listen to Graham (guy from beginning) anymore? He's promoted multiple scams while claiming to "not give financial advice"