Making Millions Stealing Content

[@creeperawwman763]

funny story. i actually met danny the other day. i tried to say hi to him, but he immediately started to spew shady guru advice and would not stop. eventually he imploded with riches and tik tok clips.

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

I'm imagine Danny Meeting a fan, and just roast them on how poor they are and how to be as rich as him while money is literally exploding from his body like a trail in a video game. But the money disappears before touching the ground because Danny is actually an ai robot here to remove all of the commentary creators and the gurus

[@yell0w-man]

He did the same to me. I jst wanted to go home but he brought me to his house and chained me up in his basement :(

[@shoshanaloomer]

I met him once and the same thing happened. We need to bring awareness to stuff like this 😔

[@SummerAlleriaWindrunner]

Bro I remember that- I was on the side lines. After that he jumped in his Bugatti Tesla and tried to run you over. I'm so sorry that happened to you, plz reach out if you need a witness for your insurance claim 😞💔

[@notamberp]

I remember this! I recorded the whole wild encounter but then Danny called me poor and stole my phone 💔

[@saraharmand3463]

As a preschool teacher, Sylvester McMonkey McBean is the name drop I have been waiting YEARS for. Thank you, Danny, for making all my dreams eventually come to fruition.

[@roachno.24]

as a library worker i relate to this too much! im waiting for the day someone asks me for kids book recs cause shelving picture books is half my job (theyre the most checked out genre by far)

[@ronninator]

I’m a preschool teacher too!

[@bubblingbubztheklown5902]

It's really was a highlight of this video ❤

[@fortunatefuture7557]

FR MATE!

[@oasisgray982]

watching Danny become more and more of a dad creator is so cute, referencing kid's books and the way he's so aware of his kid, like when he started crying. my heart can't handle it

[@christinejanis6552]

When did he cry?

[@MaddestOfHattersyeah]

@@christinejanis6552when the baby started crying

[@kimeen4494]

@@christinejanis6552 16:01 his child started crying

[@thelegendh4sit]

I think the joke that made me laugh the most was when Danny said “my son started crying in the other room, I don’t think he’s gonna give me 100 dollars”

[@lonk2026]

dude i started choking that was so funny

[@TheIndieKitten]

that's why he's crying. he wanted to help but he is not a boss baby so he doesnt have that much on him.

[@kelseymiller9030]

Same

[@カーテンコールに惜別を]

no way miku pfp

[@thelegendh4sit]

@@カーテンコールに惜別を no way rui pfp

[@Fayrayz]

“He’s the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time” is a crazy sentence 💀

[@bug6296]

I really love that danny has already been reading to his baby. my parents started reading to me when my mom was still pregnant with me. I turn 18 in less than two weeks, and my dad reading to me is still a huge comfort for me and can put me to sleep in like 20 minutes. I feel like a lot of people don’t start reading to their kids until theyre toddlers, but toddlers who haven’t been read to usually don’t have the patience to sit and listen. it’s just such a nice thing to start reading to your baby right away

[@erinaa9486]

Really they don't start right away? Pediatricians remind parents to start right away

[@montanarose4622]

As someone who has had a baby, pregnant women get SO much advice to read to their babies (even when they’re still in the womb). Every public library I’m my state has baby areas where parents are encouraged to sit and read with their kids of any age. It’s definitely common practice 😊

[@katedole3269]

I've been reading to both my babies (one is still chillin in the womb lol) essentially since I found out I was pregnant, both for their development and to keep me in the habit lol

[@hideakisorachi3953]

exactly!! and from the very second you start reading to your baby (after they're born of course lmao), the child begins to associate sounds/words to pictures way before they gain the ability to read. It also just helps expand their vocabulary as books will often use many words in succession that wouldn't come up as much in everyday conversation. I wish more parents did this.

[@seigeengine]

Gosh, acting like twenty minutes to fall asleep is short is wild to me.

[@GSvXity]

Can we all agree Danny is the shadiest guru on the internet

[@wormfyation]

nah prob not

[@lokiteal7177]

100% so shady frfr

[@zekebauer1465]

Yes

[@paigowthedog]

👍

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

Ya his vibes are sinister asf

[@natasha6920]

"this guy is the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time" is the sickest roast lmao

[@reevexox7411]

Imagine seeing your tiktok in a Danny Gonzalez video and expecting to be made fun of just for him to call you the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of your time. Truly inspiring.

[@SweeteaDove]

I forgot why Danny would be reading kids books 💀 I thought he was just sitting and enjoying kids books for himself

[@mandyg46]

Actually there's no reason other than him enjoying the books duh. What else would be happening in his life??

[@boyonline1]

@@mandyg46he gave birth 😊

[@demetriam2408]

​@@boyonline1he's such a a good wife

[@MelodyHayes]

@@boyonline1 HUH?!?

[@lucystoner]

​@@boyonline1 lol I would argue Laura did a lot of the heavy lifting

[@whatsupinspace854]

_"I've discovered a way to make $5,000 a day! Instead of doing that, I'm going to teach you how to be my competition!"_ Sounds legit

[@bookwyrm8181]

As someone who is half Filipino, and therefore knows a lot of Filipino facts, I can confirm I am a millionaire.

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

As someone who was born and raised in the Philippines, I don't know many Filipino facts. I can confirm I am broke (high on time, low on cash ofc).

[@o.c.pratcliffe2377]

Tell us one!!!!

[@reivioli2604]

As someone who is also born and raised in the Philippines, I also don't know many Filipino facts. I am not broke (low on time, low on cash)

[@laurenquinn4716]

That sounds great! Hey would you be willing to give me $100 real quick?

[@hotnamehere200]

Can you give me $100 🗣️‼️😮

[@avjordan]

Feel bad for people who haven't found the second channel yet. They must think the dreams about Danny were true prophecies

[@ahceaserr]

what does this meab

[@a_plastic_bag]

@@ahceaserr 🎉meab🎉

[@avjordan]

@ahceaserr The prophecies of Danny's Reddit foretold the missing posters.... he has been gone with a child, untrue gregs have no understanding of the situation at hand....

[@ssupermarlo]

they were though

[@ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n]

​@@ahceaserrfollow the cat

[@CarbonKnights]

I love how the guy talking about healthy foods looks like a stiff wind could shut down his entire system

[@kkronkk]

I would love to see Danny go undercover as a guru

[@starrr365]

Shhh don't reveal his secret plan

[@-bugbite]

yeah good idea that would be less likely for dannys fans to find

[@homeiswonderland]

DANNY, START A CULT, YOU COWARD. For the bit.

[@feebee4451]

I like your profile pic

[@notburntkebab]

Would probably be hard to disguise himself though

[@andipants04]

hearing the words “my son” come out of Danny’s mouth just makes me so happy, I’m so glad they’re all doing well, and I’m so proud of Danny for how far he’s come. Congrats Man!!!

[@pearle8200]

I was just like this 16 year old has a son!?!

[@andipants04]

@@pearle8200 he’s 29 lol

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

Yes it's so sweet 😢 it's so wholesome that he reference children's book lol. congrats to him + Laura 😊

[@tommymarco]

Anyone know how long he is a dad?

[@andipants04]

@@tommymarco their baby was born in october

[@Flyn4thewin]

Danny's son turned out to be greedy AF. Cmon, Danny gave you life, give him $100

[@gh0stcup]

I hear he doesn't even have a job yet, what a lazy freeloader!

[@madisonwilliamson]

Ong. Sum slight

[@furrycircuitry2378]

Goes to show it be the ones you love the most that let you down fr fr

[@stevedenny7887]

He'll grow up to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time.

[@Flyn4thewin]

@@stevedenny7887 what else would we expect... what else COULD we expect?

[@Nathi98]

I was so confused why Danny would discuss Dr. Seuss books & then realised: "oh of course he'd read children books, he can read towards a kid... cuz he has a kid"

[@Cationna]

I am here to support 100% and pour love out for Danny's commentary turning referential towards Dr Seuss and children's books in general from now on.

[@maribelsystem3803]

Gonna need a fox in socks reference in the next one

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

i was so happy when he mentioned the Star-Bellied Sneetches or whatever, that was so nostalgic for me

[@TasteThaKayla]

that part of the video was literally so funny

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

the idea that after he has a kid his videos stay exactly the same but he inexplicably references childrens media a lot is hilarious

[@Hannahgs]

He is for sure reading Corduroy for his son and I love it

[@silaswarren8418]

my disappointment that this video isn't called "Interesting Filipino Facts" is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@abebishop9528]

Wait, these weren't interesting Filipino facts?

[@dunno-19]

and my day is ruined

[@Thisisbellalol]

I read your comment before I got to that part in the vid and was thoroughly confused

[@silaswarren8418]

@@dunno-19 just edited it and copied you lol. thanks

[@nathanfeldman210]

Just edited the edited it and copied the other you lol.

[@immortalsun]

‘Don’t use the microwave. It literally cooks your food’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@sheritakirtley6217]

I can't believe danny's son has already mastered comedic timing. takes after his dad fr

[@TiffaniMorris-bs3co]

I absolutely lost it at "this guys like a Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time"

[@jonnnnniej]

I love this new Danny era of children's book wisdom!

[@official_lilac]

10:00

[@MarieMowola]

hhbomber guy’s recent video on plagiarism really opened my eyes on how many internet “creators” are fully just in it for the money, not making content from a creative point of view but rather a marketing one and this video reminded me of that (with the “views/money as a goal” guy especially)

[@coffeebubbles22]

Danny youre not shaming people for trying to make money for their families. Youre calling out the people who are trying to take advantage of those people and make money off of them.

[@kaemincha]

he's shaming middle to upper class bros trying to make a buck off of scamming others, as he should.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

Exactly

[@aarondavis8943]

Can you not make copyright claims on tiktok? I never watch it.

[@moongirl8807]

​@aarondavis8943 it's difficult I think. I follow Jonna Jinton and she's mostly on KZbin but she recently complained that there's a HUGE Tiktok account stealing her content and it went viral too. She tried to do something (and she's not small, at least not on KZbin). She got really frustrated, only when she reached out to another KZbin with a bigger Tiktok following, who got her in touch with someone at Tiktok something changed. Jonna got verified and they finally took the copycat down. I also think her fans reported the account after her video so that probably helped but just that there is this insane theft industry shows that they maybe don't really care.

[@Pendji]

Ah.. So boobie streamers on Twitch targeting vulnerable men, but instead those are told "yass get that bag!"?

[@So.Super.B0wie]

Danny never fails to make us shady little gurus

[@hagros93]

the absolute legend

[@evilforestspirit]

Danny helped me steal money from people online 😊

[@So.Super.B0wie]

@@evilforestspirit didn’t he for us all? That’s how he got his family 🤧

[@bonkcg2485]

Did you speedrun this?

[@NataleeRobinson-no5sy]

The fact Danny didn't yell at us for thinking it was his 1st channel deeply upsets me

[@karissa-tkacz]

ikrrr i was waiting to be obliterated :(

[@Sanisgillon]

Becoming a dad has really mellowed him out.

[@elle6449]

U can tell he’s the father when he’s making dr Seuss references with the more obscure literary works and not the grinch

[@ravenpotter3]

I hope he makes a video analyzing deep literature.

[@Sapphichearts]

In the states, at least in the early 2000s that book was read every MLK day to teach us about segregation for some reason.

[@elle6449]

@@Sapphichearts maybe where u r I am also from the states and went to elementary school in the 2000s but I feel like reading a dr Seuss book abt racism is possibly the most ironic thing ever. I went to a predominantly POC school so maybe they were more, like aware. If ur curious as to why he made multiple racist propaganda art against Japanese people, possibly other groups as well but Ik for sure the Japanese

[@Sapphichearts]

@@elle6449 I'm from an Oregon suburb so that's probably why. Until the mid 1920s black people weren't allowed to live here, in the state not my neighborhood.

[@elle6449]

@@Sapphichearts ya I’m from the inner city in the north so it’s like 2 completely different countries… well fun fact dr Seuss was actually rly racist and put slurs in multiple pieces of his work!

[@t.j.vellinga6225]

As a Dad myself, when you started yelling "Where's my hundred dollars?!" My thoughts went to "Oh no, gonna wake the babay" then to "oh its cool that he gets the house to himself to make his videos" and then the realization that, yes the babay did get woken up... Also, children books slap. Start reading Fox in Sox now, so then when it becomes a challenge your child brings to you, you can rip through that shit faster than Eminem on Rap God.

[@starrr365]

Danny never fails to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time

[@twinky6755]

🚨ALERT 🚨 SNeetchers RefereNce 🚨ALERT🚨

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

We should all strive to be like Danny

[@icu3869]

I agree! If you also like Danny, hurry and give me $100! 👍

[@nonameless2]

Danny is being so nice in this video, but this is actually disgusting. I don't understand how KZbinrs who make actual criticism content or good reviews of movies have to take their content down, but these people are actual thieves and they can make this much money.

[@coffeecatichino5332]

Ikr. The mind-numbing sludge content was just annoying before watching this video. Somehow, it didn’t occur to me that people make money off of it, but why else would anybody make these videos? Cant even open OBS and play a video game to create their own footage, let alone make something interesting, or with passion behind it, or even remotely fun to watch. And they’re literally everywhere! Even reaction streamers add their own thoughts occasionally! Something about people making thousands off of “content” like this makes me want to throw my smartphone away and move to the middle of the woods.

[@783c]

preach!

[@leaffinite2001]

I think its kinda like Folding Ideas video on the mikkelson twins; this scam of reposting videos is common and well known, but by acting like theyre selling the idea of it they can get clicks being controversial and giving out "advice".

[@beepatpen]

I really like to watch music reviews, theory and analysis but due to the way youtube works they can't just play the song normally without being demonitized

[@Fun.y]

You know what is shadier than these Gurus? The way i got this money.

[@Miracle12348]

The fuck.

[@Plasticman3x4]

Wth why isn’t anyone replying to this 😭

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

danny needs to make a commentary video on this comment

[@Fun.y]

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom whats funny is that this isnt even 1 dollar lmao 😭

[@salmanderrr]

what even is that

[@sajidsayeed1629]

"Sorry my son was crying in the other room I don't think he's going to give me a 100 dollars."-Danny Gonzales 2023

[@C0okiemonster]

His son wants to give him $100 but cant walk yet😂😂😂

[@FBIagentObama]

Any time Danny talks about his kid I get discombobulated lmao my brain goes “huh?? He’s like 15 and got a kid???!?” But then I remember, he is actually older than me 😂 can’t wait for Danny and his kid going outside in a couple of decades and people thinking Danny is the son 💀

[@spontaneouslycombusted7664]

No no... his son will look even younger than danny does. Danny will look 15 and his son will still be a newborn at 20 years old

[@mistbloodyfists]

@@spontaneouslycombusted7664His son actually is thousands of years old because as we all know Danny is an unaging immortal being. The Big Bang was actually Danny being birthed, and the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was Danny birthing his son. One can only dread the day Danny’s first grandchild is born. His family tree will just be a list of major historic events.

[@foxbuns]

​@@mistbloodyfistsmaybe dont joke about the holocaust. i have a feeling Danny wont appreciate that

[@Kookie-zv4bu]

@@mistbloodyfiststhis was going great until u decided to include a genocide….what was the thought process behind that

[@mistbloodyfists]

@@foxbuns Many of my family members were holocaust victims. I make a lot of holocaust jokes, some of it to help me cope because of how many I've lost. Even just learning about it in school made me feel sad, I have a very small family and lost many people. Sorry if it ruined the joke for you, I've been doing a project on it in school and I guess it's been getting to me more than I'd like.

[@sarexvicentina]

i have to say, the dad vibe suits you and the channel so well, i love the dad era with a kid in other room complaining abt your shenannigans

[@laurenkathleen2221]

honestly the Dr. Seuss reference was based. can't wait for more of the kid book commentary

[@eviebaldwin8394]

Don't see enough Sneetches references these days. Honestly brought a tear to my eye so grateful for Danny healing society one Sneetch at a time.

[@caitlinshields]

really excited for more star-bellied sneetches references going forwards

[@leo5614]

i for one can't wait to see more little hints about how fatherhood has effected danny. one day he might be making jokes about pureed carrots in little glass jars.

[@ktozy2149]

That Dr Seuss joke is the hardest I’ve laughed out loud in months. I work with kids and that reference cut deep.

[@June-ol2zn]

We will always miss the “this video is over now” song at the end of videos 😭

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

16:11 it's understandable that he's crying, he's just learned that his dad is broke

[@Lyds18]

LMAO

[@adzdrawss]

very understandable. that would be especially devastating for an infant

[@slushy3c128]

danny is the only guru i would listen too he is so smart and wise

[@Cowboy_Frog]

*to If you’re not sure, go with to not too. 90% of the time it’s to. Too is only used for too much, too little or as well, e.g. I love you too.

[@evilforestspirit]

​@Cowboy_Frog thank you cowboy frog

[@sarahmckenzie58]

i love how he just says bye at the end on this cannel instead of talking about other stuff or doing an add read, its just so peaceful

[@vindipeach2187]

danny never fails to get us pregnant

[@Sardinesandlawnmowers]

Oh

[@milodoesntknow2090]

and we love him for it

[@Dunswap]

Yay I’m prego

[@pookie2577]

Definitely

[@crimsonr4in]

excuse me

[@pookie2577]

Sometimes I wonder if Danny just watches his own videos in his free time

[@flyingyogurtwastaken]

ya

[@megczaban6814]

if I did youtube videos I know for a FACT I would watch them and laugh at myself

[@evilforestspirit]

he doesn't, don't worry

[@GumOnTheWall]

and he should

[@Annicamd]

He has a 3 month old baby, my man has no more free time

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

16:14 20 years later, Danny's son finds this video, goes to Danny and gives him a 100 $ . Very wholesome. Of course, considering inflation, 20 years from now, the 100 $ will only be worth like... iunno, 40 $, but hey... it's the thoght that counts.

[@Jaelynthemaelyn]

Danny may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@Spacesatyr6565]

Pergornament*

[@rathermischeviousindeed]

*gregnant

[@Jaelynthemaelyn]

@@rathermischeviousindeed gregnant indeed

[@I3boobs-f5p]

Why is this on literally all of his videos? 😭

[@sumlem]

​@@I3boobs-f5p Because Danny has a son

[@crocodillian9486]

as a vitamin, I can confirm that every time I get put in a microwave I die it’s hard for us vitamins to survive😔

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

same

[@Patterrz]

"One of my videos made me $1200" There's no way he said that with a straight face, he screen records GTA gameplay

[@clareb8663]

So happy so many of my fav creators are talking about content theft/plagarism- hbomberguy, jacksfilms, and now danny. Hope real change can come of it but we need the content host institutions to step up!

[@elle4love353]

Okay, but I would watch a video of Danny just making Dr. Seuss references the entire time.

[@HollyLaing]

I hate it when people steal my tiktok content and post it with a gameplay clip without giving me credit 😂 so frustrating that they make money from it too without giving the original creator credit. Tiktok see’s nothing wrong with it unfortunately

[@MiceOnVenusC418]

omg i watch your videos! Keep it up and i hope tiktok does something about it! :)

[@avamolinari6220]

I would literally cry my eyes out if i ever got to meet danny sometimem he is all that me and my dad watch and he has brought me and my father closer than ever thank you danny!

[@SoulSonder26]

Be careful, one time i met Danny, and while he may seen charming and irresistible with his little wrists, he is NOT what he seems. At first i just said hey yo, dan. How is your day going? He said fine my young gentleman, and at this point, i really thought the meeting was young well. But at that very moment i realized that Danny wasn't a normal sized influencer after all, he was a tricksy little guru who measured at least 17 cubits in length alone. I barely escaped with my life, not to mention the other ones he took from me. Try to stay clear of Danny if you can. Not safe

[@lacy.x0]

@@SoulSonder26I can relate.

[@livirich1]

Send him a picture of your dad

[@primcasiha]

10:05 the moment Danny realized he is a DAD

[@gummiken3338]

10:10 oh my god im so down with this ♡

[@lilies-of-valley]

13:42 Filo here, just to add context to this. It's a sad reality in our culture that we crave to be acknowledged by other cultures (most especially by western culture). This is also why whenever someone famous or if someone who has even 1% Filipino heritage goes viral or become famous you'll see comments such as "Pinoy pride 🇵🇭" or the likes. This is also the reason why there's a number of non-Filipino KZbinrs who would constantly post reacting to anything related to Filipino culture because they know it will do well because when we see anything even if it's just the bare minimum appreciation (even if it's not genuine) for our culture we put those people on a pedestal (especially if they are white). This is also why the beauty standard in our country is very much Eurocentric (e.g. fair skin, high-bridged nose etc).

[@vogelvrouw]

That's so interesting! I didn't expect that there was actually a reason for the "Filipino fact"

[@luvlikyuu]

as a fellow filo, this is so real

[@starry6396]

this is actually so true (as a filipino), i naturally get giddy and excited whenever i see filipinos get any smidge of recognition. it’s just natural idk but that is really interesting how people have caught on to it and started using it to their advantage. ik danny said it as a joke but i genuinely think if he titled one of his videos with anything related to filos me and a lot of other people would probably click on it.

[@thisuserhaspassedaway3100]

woah we act the same way with our country!! Not gonna name it but it’s portrayed in a very negative light in media. We are under the impression that most people hate us, so whenever there’s someone who says anything remotely positive about us we get so ecstatic! I never thought about it from the creator’s perspective…Very interesting!

[@oats8854]

ngl i thought pinoy was a slur

[@PlasmaAvery]

i JUST sat down to do my math homework, but shadiest gurus on the internet takes priority.

[@arkojuly]

YES

[@storyranger]

I feel like forgetting the lessons of The Sneeches has led to our current tiktok influencer apocalypse.

[@danielwilliams9473]

The amount of people straight up admitting they steal content to make money is genuinely mind boggling

[@leaffinite2001]

Saying they steal content probably also gets them views via controversy

[@Meowzers18]

As a filipino, hearing danny say "filipino dollars" made me laugh so hard😭

[@trucevideos]

5:11 him talking about how not anyone can make a tiktok combining two videos 😭😭😭 he is NOT special LMAOOOO

[@juliana.x0x0]

So funny you mentioned The Sneetches! I currently have an untold amount of stars upon my own belly, after my 5 year old chased me down last night and assaulted me with her star stamper. That book takes up a good amount of space in my head, rent free, for whatever reason.

[@Vivian.and.the.biggest.swiftie]

Thank you Danny for all your hard work on this video!❤

[@nikitawalczak582]

umm I'm pretty sure he asked for a 100

[@lissa1165]

​@@nikitawalczak582oh no...😂

[@MisterNicePenny]

Not enough

[@caesthoffe]

you mean MY video that i re uploaded to tiktok with family guy underneath?

[@beepbopp54]

10:18 I literally forgot that he is a father now… CONGRATS DANNY EVEN THO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE WEE LAD WAS BORN

[@M0lDy_L3TTUV3]

BRITISH

[@Hellens.melons]

16:08 “I don’t think he’s gonna give me a hundred dollars 🥲” WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME 😭

[@Cherriri]

Danny is the ultimate guru

[@faithsimmerman6871]

As someone who is also consuming a lot of dr suess for baby reasons, I appreciate the Sylvester McMonkey McBean reference

[@Dill_pickle707]

12:56 I WAS TAKING A SIP OF COKE WHEN HE SAID THAT BRO CAN HE SEE ME??? 😭😭😭

[@AB-ft7ng]

16:28 The way my mind autofilled his sentence to “If you’re trying to build a better *boy* “

[@nb_oovanboi7750]

danny making references to children's books now might be the cutest thing of all time

[@amywilson7540]

I'm so happy you referenced The Sneetches! It's one of my all-time favorite books, even as an adult.

[@hunter5w6]

it’s so funny you bought up dr seuss because approximately 10 seconds before you said “this is like the sneetches” I (not a parent, haven’t read a dr seuss book in years if not decades) thought “oh this is just like the sneetches” so needless to say, I’m prepared and excited for the children’s book references

[@Itsatragedeigh]

My brother realized in 6th grade he could make really good muffins and that kids would buy them. So he’d make a bunch of muffins over the weekend with my mom and sell them for like a $1 and he nearly got suspended. He coulda been a true muffin guru man. It was actually pretty traumatizing for him he still gets genuinely angry when i call him the muffin man and he’s nearly 40.

[@fluffgotstudios9390]

i dont get why people expel kids trying to make quick money

[@erinaa9486]

​@@fluffgotstudios9390not even quick money, he's genuinely working hard to provide product to ppl... Encourage kids to work!!

[@angelacruz5868]

@@fluffgotstudios9390 i dont get why they would threaten to expell him but i can see how this could be a health and food safety concern

[@s271a]

In my experience, kids doing business is fine in our place (Philippines). I don't know about other countries though.

[@GmmBeast]

At my school I think they said because it was technically competition with the lunch room and also the person selling food doesn't have a license to sell food amd it wasn't approved by the school board.

[@coffeeshmoffee]

12:32 thank you, I needed this joke today. ❤

[@hridyaz]

Danny is the guru for how to keep a baby face

[@ursidae97]

I mean he kept the whole baby too

[@josieeluv]

10:00 when I tell you I cried actual tears from laughing so hard at this 😭

[@beckmh]

I'm so distracted watching these podcast clips because they're obviously just sitting in a room by themselves pretending to be on a podcast and that visual is so funny

[@IWishIHadARat]

Danny’s hair is getting more scrumptious with every new video

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

Sadly, it doesn't taste good 😔

[@penslaandco9111]

"They had bass pro shops upon thars" LMAO that Dr. Seuss throwback was so unexpected

[@briclare]

9:50 i love how he probably thinks he accidentally joined a cult

[@sarah.1230]

the Dr Seuss reference was so detailed, I was so impressed by your memory before you reminded me you have a kid so you’ve been reading kids books. I thought you just somehow remembered all those complicated names and shit😂

[@primcasiha]

Danny's single strand of loose hair kinda saved my life

[@bonkersmyboi5317]

Danny going fully dad mode is the most wholesome story arc I could ask for 🥺❤

[@lqvk1tty]

man this guy is pretty funny, he should make a youtube channel

[@TobeyDraws]

one interesting philipino fact is that danny has forgotten about being goofier and sillier on the side channel, and he doesn't drink sparkling water anymore

[@placeholderdoe]

He has to quit because of his family responsibilities

[@fontanna888]

2:00 It's more of a wishlist than a to do list 😂

[@bloxcreww]

danny is the shadiest guru i know ngl

[@piggylover8882]

For me Danny has gone from "this guy is funny" to me relating to the dr seus thing because ever since my sister had kids I'm always up to date on Bluey and childrens books. That was actually really wholesome for a failed joke... You already sound like a great father to your kid.

[@peepytime]

I would argue its not a failed joke, it was actually pretty funny

[@Bryzerse]

Danny please make more videos like this I have friends who watch you that genuinely believe tiktok guru stuff and it's really annoying

[@cmcgee564]

danny never fails to make me pay my child support bills❤

[@RedMolls]

It's crazy how much plagiarism is drilled into our brains in school and people still somehow go on to not only make a living stealing other people's content (oftentimes more money than the people they are stealing from), but go even further to claim that it's ethical

[@clariwinkle]

Thanks for shedding some light on this subject for anyone who remains blissfully unaware of how bad things have gotten! How long are we going to ignore the ACTUAL plummeting value of money? It isn't representative of the amount of physical work done anymore, or the observed effect, so it must be representative of the effect achieved over time... luckily for anyone making money that way, you're spared the full knowledge of your own effect because you can never see the end of it, and all the money you earn feels "too good to be true". If you have no concrete knowledge of the effect of your own work, because it's invisible to you and always in motion, you don't have enough information to know what you are worth. Even if you have a lot of money, well, as demonstrated in the video, even money's worth can be easily debated now. Its worth is, like EVERYTHING else known to physics, relative. It doesn't have a constant worth because literally any amount of work could've been done to acquire it, depending on the person who holds it. So what does it even mean anymore? I guess it'll mean as much as its next transfer: $10 could be 10 stocking stuffers from the dollar store for your 3 year old, a couple of knick knacks from Five Below plus tax, the first meal your family has had together in weeks, or the first meal your family has eaten today. The amount of work done for that $10 could have been anything, even a kid's learned lesson to charge more money before mowing her neighbor's lawn in the sweltering heat. Money's not worthless, THAT'S what allows for confusion, and then it must be worth only what happens in the transfer of it from one person to another. As those people define the work and effect achieved, they define what the money is worth. Cut out the middle man, and then whatever happens between people without the function of money has knowable and observable worth, and people can hopefully start to understand with more certainty what they're made of and what they're worth. Perhaps there's a new definition of "work" to be supported by us, and maybe just some awareness of code's definition of work and the "nature" of async function declaration and promise chains could help us see more clearly how the world ~works~ now.

[@_piratepeach_]

danny’s daddy era is gonna be so fire i can already tell by that clean ass dr seuss reference 😩

[@damianisadude484]

Danny’s coming in clutch with the frequent uploads

[@apo3118]

Im glad someone is calling out these accounts. i feel like tiktok is a lot more lax about stealing content than other platforms and even the ppl on the app don't seem to care as much. I always try to make a point of never engaging with content that is stolen

[@specialinterests4653]

Yo I think Danny is killing it as a dad he looks tired as hell lol

[@specialinterests4653]

Like he's doing a good job

[@Matpit18]

Don’t worry, Danny. There’s nothing wrong with calling out people who pander to other people who may not have the most money or motivation just so they can take advantage of them and steal their money.

[@camillemjohns]

I completely forgot Danny had a baby and just thought he was dabbling in children’s literature

[@sporer_]

9:10 I'll take "Things That Absolutely NEVER Happened" for 8 billion, Alex

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

that the most normal occurrence ever what ☠️