Hashtags:

[@gardengalsu]

The tree decorated by the children was the best ... from the heart!

[@cooldude297]

The failed relationships one is hilarious.

[@SageTheRage]

cool dude harsh but hilarious nonetheless

[@greekchick104]

That one was my favorite! It absolutely killed me! TOO funny!! 😂

[@donnadizucchero]

Oh YEAAASSS, i would totally go for it, even just for myself)))

[@marioisnumberone5340]

Ohhhhhh, _stop complaining!!!_

[@nfgatorgal]

That would be my Christmas tree too except I just throw them away each year when I unpack the ornament boxes! Lol 😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

I wish they sent a pic of the angel.

[@nishka.777]

Ikr

[@BonJody]

My roommate and I couldn’t afford a tree one year so I just wrote the tree on a piece of paper and tapped it to the wall then we put our presents under the tree

[@maryanneslater9675]

Lol. My roommate had an earring holder shaped like a tree. We used that, with the earrings as ornaments.

[@lollic307]

That is clever! I love it

[@marioisnumberone5340]

You're wrong

[@patriciarice15]

😂😂😂😂

[@easytoslip]

*taped

[@wajsk]

Jimmy's a sweetheart who deserves more love than he gets ;;_;; ❤️

[@Poodle3624]

Eric Burkheimer Not in my eyes. I’m only here for the hashtags

[@shukriaapso8404]

Go away I saw him first. 😘

[@Theimmortalmisfit]

i can’t reach..... GET THE HOOKERS!!!!!!!

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

The Mavericks I could never go 2 a taping bc I'd laugh too much. Xmas trees will now 4ever b about hookers!😂😂😂

[@etmup80]

the crime scene one was the best!

[@rfresa]

I remember driving past several snowman "crime scenes" a couple of years ago. Now I know where they got their inspiration!

[@AnnoyingMoose]

She was probably a fan of Calvin & Hobbes.

[@lishi13228]

I always watch these for sleeping so I can fall asleep laughing and not crying, ur so funny

[@annettedrice]

That isn't an off-brand elf-on-the-shelf, it's an Annalee - a collector doll from the 30s. My mom, aunt and grandmother all collect them!

[@upallnightwithyabois3553]

GET THE HOOKERS!!

[@gustavosantillan]

Timbo Rouse come on!

[@RinJackson]

It says something about me that first reaction to this comment was to mentally add Bubba Ray Dudley yelling "D-VON!"...

[@marioisnumberone5340]

Wow! I can't reach!

[@ginabell694]

Nearly choked on my sandwich when he said "get the hookers." in that voice.

[@BigMan7o0]

That wasn't elf on the shelf, that was meth head on the death bed xD

[@CuteMindreader]

BigMan7o0 😂

[@Theshanshow2022]

😂😂

[@TheOneTrueErica]

You win, good sir

[@BigMan7o0]

what do i win!?!?!? a cookie! i would reaaaally like a cookie!

[@SergioPeperoni]

Also known as Jesse Pinkman from BB, Season 2.

[@AtomicMeatloaf]

I wish I had seen this on twitter earlier! I could’ve posted my picture from the year I just tacked a printed picture of a fancy tree to the mantle.

[@darktrooperdalek7991]

You’ve heard of “elf on the shelf”, but have you heard of “devil on the bevel”?

[@sudiprijal9968]

DarktrooperDalek gf

[@poojatamrakar8636]

I love how Higgins makes tweets more hilarious by linking them before even we can think 🤣

[@ethanandrews9051]

I can smell the whiskey from here XD

[@wertyrome6958]

sorry, i just farted

[@unknownclasher874]

Ethan Andrews Yeah, Jimmy would know.

[@bearae761]

One year as a child we woke up to our Christmas gifts from Santa wrapped in happy Hanukkah wrapping paper. My dad saw a star and some candles (the Menorah) on it and thought it was Christmas paper.

[@markoh2999]

Maybe the satan welcoming sign wasn't an accident 0_o

[@an.dr.16561]

Marko H what where?

[@MissSheaC]

right ?? i'm thinking, how can that EVEN BE an accident? lol

[@hunnybunn.y]

MissSheaC - they were supposed to write "Welcome Santa" and somehow ended up with Satan XD they switched the n and t

[@Megan_Fiorilla]

One word for you ..Dyslexia

[@priscillajimenez27]

Crime scene mom...Genius lol!

[@OvSpP]

That gives a whole new meaning to the words Ho Ho Ho.

[@Danny-jz9mj]

The weeping angel on the shelf Christmas crime scene Welcome Satan Sounds like good book titles to me

[@brittanymarshall6912]

As a Whovian, I vote no to Weeping Angels.. just saying 🤣🤣🤣

[@DinoHF79]

@@brittanymarshall6912 me too.

[@cjhs2006]

Banner:”Welcome Satan” Mark Pellegrino:ah,my Kinda People

[@tammyhayes6920]

Yes i was looking for this comment!!

[@cjhs2006]

@@tammyhayes6920 Cool,I’m Glad You Were Able to Find it

[@graceburnett7310]

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

[@izzymarie8987]

My religious neighbors had a happy birthday banner for Jesus put up. The look on their faces when I asked who’s birthday it was were priceless.

[@rajanikalyani6155]

I just love him!

[@starianamusic5568]

2:48 literally my friend in a way. When she was a kid, she had 6 cats and 1 kitten. Her dad forgot to buy the decorations, so she spread and put 6 of her cats between the leaves and the kitten on the top of the tree for a replacement for the star. All the cats ran away and escaped the next day. She still regrets using her cats as decorations LOL

[@starianamusic5568]

CakeStretcher yes, she does suffer autism, but that doesn't mean you'll bully..She was only 3 and hardly had any idea of what she was doing back then.

[@CS-ys4sy]

So you're saying a 3 year old put a kitten on the top of the Christmas tree? I call bullshit too.

[@kelbyj6031]

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on this one too. No way did a 3 year old put a kitten on the top of a Christmas tree. And, they are cats, they wouldn't have stayed put even if she could have somehow put them on there.

[@nillyk5671]

That's horrible. Did they become strays? Animals are not toys.

[@SusanaRodriguez6209523SSM]

Look at that tie! Cool tie.

[@sweetladyd515]

Jimmy is so so funny loove. His shows😁😛😁😛👍😃

[@shanerk5189]

That happy birthday wrapping paper one was done by a stand up comedian years ago

[@marioisnumberone5340]

After the #ThanksgivingFails segment, I'm pretty sure I'm watching this in November, just before Christmas and after Thanksgiving in October.

[@judypasqualone5392]

Love the hashtags Jimmy !! 😂

[@nicholasehrhart8916]

2:02 best Jimmy Fallon, impression of Santa Claus, and Steve Higgins, best impression of Mr. Krabs at Christmas time 2:05

[@marythebestintheworld8779]

Love the show!

[@josarapuano1557]

One time my parents brought home a Christmas tree 🌲 . My mom decided it was too big so she massacred it and turned it into a Hanukkah bush.

[@LavenderSystem69]

Heh... if that angel one happened in marching band, two questions would be asked of the angel, IN THE FOLLOWING ORDER: 1) Is the instrument okay? 2) Are you okay?

[@tilahooper9525]

1:22 OMG my Oma (grandma) has like a freaking ton of these things. She has Santa and Ms Claus, as well as some for other holidays

[@HelgaCavoli]

Last one is a win!!

[@kyrachiriboga5156]

We were going to place ornaments on the tree when my grandmother asked "Where are the hookers?" 😂😂 similar to the video

[@frozendaffodil3272]

Satan *sees the Christmas banner welcoming him * "Well that's a first"

[@Redtail_hawk]

The elf was from the Anna Lee collection. My mom collected them. Every face the same...

[@laannw4263]

The crime scene was genius. And...Did they make a mistake or should you be asking some questions. Lol

[@katanddawg]

That creepy elf on a shelf knock off was an Annalee Doll!

[@bubbajoshproductions3990]

That banner at the end now can be a Halloween decoration lol

[@francesrose18]

Late to the party... but I want to see that messed up gingerbread house gramma was referring to! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@tarasitton8176]

The elf on the self is actually an Ann Lee doll. They are collectible and sometimes pricey. They would have been better off just buying another elf on the shelf.

[@missoctober8859]

That elf isn't a knock-off of Elf on the Shelf, it's actually an Annalee ornament, and they've been around since like the 1930s or 40s. I have a mouse one for Xmas and one for Halloween.

[@aadams1006]

Hey, cool I have both mice. The boy and the girl.

[@channingbanks5786]

We're here to help you kids (the voice though) 🤣

[@dblonde7]

I honest to god thought that said deodorant fails

[@SageTheRage]

I did too so glad I wasn't the only one, LOL

[@lindsayelise]

Lmao 😂

[@MJ-uv6pp]

I think the ashawnishing one was supposed to be like astonishing but with Shawn.

[@takaribrewer3602]

3:03 idk why but I can see Charlie Sheen saying that!lmao 😂😂😂

[@emsulich]

All I want for Christmas is for Higgins to be funny.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Emily S He writes 4 Jimmy & SNL. Either u unknowingly like his material or r a comedy masochist.🤔

[@deniseangonese8314]

Emily S I love Higgins ❤️

[@marioisnumberone5340]

I suggest the playlist for the hashtags. I do not want to watch the one with Pros and Cons.

[@mistylee717]

The showman massacre mom is super cool.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

a three-year-old commenting about we need to get more hookers out of the basement just made me fall out of my chair up laughing

[@maryanna395]

The RUMMMMMMM!!!! I LOVE THE PERSON WHO IS . . . JIMMY FALLON!! SINCE BEFORE SNL, STAND UP. . . . .WHATTTTT

[@ArmorOfGod7]

The "Happy Birthday Jesus" wrapping paper joke has been on the internet for years. I can't stand when people try to pass stuff like that off as their own.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

ArmorOfGod Who said they did? U think Oy to the World is new? Seriously, hookers have helped decorate trees ever since tree trimming's been a thing. Seriously.

[@lavishtato]

Not everybody spends their life on the internet... he easily could have done it without know it was "already a thing". Never had an idea and looked it up to realize it's already been done?

[@peachbellini2615]

@@lavishtato .. RIGHT?! ..I just knew I was the only person on Earth who thought the song by Del Amitri that goes "it's the right time to roll to me" was "it's the right time the wrong amoeba" ..BUT now I know I'm not the only one who misheard.. lol.. the internet does help close the gap

[@kylestubbs8867]

Pretty sure it started with Demitri Martin.

[@deaeady65]

@1:39 the girl said "her trumpet broke" but Jimmy read it as "broke her trumpet" lol

[@ashleyfreeman9258]

That elf had some work done haha

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

My aunt used to "let" her children decorate the Christmas tree... All of them used to be only 2ft up on the bottom. each year the decorations slowly started to get higher cute

[@Fourestgump]

The first joke about Happy Birthday Jesus was a rip-off from Dmitri Martin.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Daryl Bg No, the first time u heard that was from Dmitri.

[@kylestubbs8867]

And he made that joke earlier than this video.

[@supergeeky7529]

My mother and I used to make a birthday cake for Jesus every year cause I insisted. I would decorate it with sprinkles and everything.

[@Jackert86]

Oh my lanta 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nishka.777]

Welcome Satan !!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@yirar]

! guess the ''highlight treee'' was on the middle of the salon, i think that one was underrated...

[@rosaazul88]

Happy birthday........... Jesus 😂

[@dhruvtrivedi7689]

Yay hashtags😊

[@LoverBoyBilly]

😂 People R awesome! 👏 #GodBlessTheWorld and #Hashtagz 👍

[@florianschaffeler7975]

Oy is actually a little town in Germany where i grown up

[@nicolasescobedo7366]

Failed relationships are so sad. I feel for her.

[@abidebad5630]

Love the hannaka one

[@gabrielapetrilli9852]

She hide the elf on the shelf to well 😂

[@michaeljoelnavarrete8055]

Jimmy will you help me build a dreamhouse its a house built completely out of 80" plasma tvs lol

[@Soccerlover305]

That’s not a knockoff - it’s a collectable Anne’s Doll. They’re made in New Hampshire

[@herropreaseherro7870]

Key word “accidentally” on that last one. Might want to get your kid checked out....with a priest

[@francismallard5892]

Bobby McFerrin was leading an audience in a Christmas group sing: "If you're Jewish, and are uncomfortable singing 'Ave Maria', just fudge it and sing 'Oy Vey Maria'."

[@addtext6319]

Guys, don't hate on Higgins. He adds a lot to the show.

[@cinovcovatana93]

Lone Diamond Productions I used to hate him, dont remember why. I like him a lot now

[@jennhoff03]

He literally adds 2 things: 1- sophomoric farts/cracks/butts kind of humor, and 2-bringing up past jokes. If you pay attention to it, you'll notice that every single thing he says falls in one of these two categories. He's probably a great person, but I don't think those two categories are worth having a sidekick.

[@Widdekuu91]

+Jenn With the egg game, he adds humor. With the puppies, doubtful humor. With this...absolutely nothing and even worse than Jimmy's quiet mumbling and harsh fake laughter. I gotta give them....they kept it down this time. There was less muttering and more talking and tweeting.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Jenn Hoff Then u don't like any sidekick, especially Andy Richter. Besides, 'Get the hookers!' was pretty fucking funny.

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Lone Diamond Productions Damn straight! He writes 4 this show & SNL too. A good announcer also.

[@bettycogswell9851]

good ones...

[@shaggysgf9270]

higgins is usa’s treasure take good care of this man

[@ukmedicfrcs]

My family didn't get a tree one year and I was so depressed about it that I decorated one of my mums plants. 😕

[@jjpink31]

Oh that last 1 was no accident

[@jaeloganofficial]

Uh....Lolly Gagger? 😂😂😂 Like this comment if u understood too

[@funnysmile12325]

You can tell have very little tweets to read when they ramble on on the smallest things forever

[@KeshetAylonit]

About 5 years ago, we had our last Christmas in honour of our father (had passed a few weeks before) and we decided to buy a real tree. When we brought it home, my then 95 year old grandma (now 99 years old) took one look and leaned over to her daughter (my mom) and said "why did you pick that one, the top is rather phallic." "..." " I mean it looks like a penis." And don't even get me started on how my great grandma told my mom to make the Kreplach look...

[@blissfullycat02]

My little sister used to call anything that hooked hookers... it was always hilarious XD

[@Snowowl64]

Higgins Was ACTUALLY FUNNY In This 0ne: "Better Get The Hookers!!" That Was A Pretty Good Joke!!!! F0R 0NCE, And For A CHANGE!!!!!

[@elizabethmacey1989]

we did that first one on purpose two years in a row

[@jennhoff03]

I don't want to spread negativity on the internet. So I will just say that Higgins is probably a wonderful person in real life and does not deserve to be unemployed. So he should be given a job behind the camera.

[@seanwooldridge5326]

Jenn Hoff so do you wear hanes or avia socks and new balance or avia sneakers? Yes or no?

[@allisonsulouff6966]

The first one is a stolen Demetri Martin joke

[@jennhoff03]

Good to know! Comedy is really difficult to write- I think credit should go where credit is due!

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Allison Sulouff The joke police r never around when u need them. Lucky this was b4 God Bless the United Shates😉

[@maryanneslater9675]

Not necessarily. People do come up with the same ideas independently, especially if it's kinda obvious.

[@allisonsulouff6966]

Maryanne Slater but it’s literally word for word exactly the same as his joke...

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Allison Sulouff 'Knock Knock, Who's There?' 'Ding Dong, Who is It?' Uh, Nope. These things have happened & will keep happening.

[@GBGN]

3:31 you can use that as Halloween theme

[@lemurgoddess1949]

The people accross the street have this really creepy humanlike Santa anamatronic that waves, one time my dad was driving at night and he thought someone was breaking into their house, he called the police.... it was a fake santa.....

[@marioisnumberone5340]

I once decorated my Christmas tree for Christmas one year. My roommate tries to set the Christmas tree and the decoration up, but it was a mess and all of them went into the floor. :(

[@Iam_Dunn]

I miss the hashtags song... So I just sing it to myself during the first few seconds.... :/

[@princessballoon]

IamDunn That's sweet

[@ericandy88]

Probably because they no longer post Jimmy's usual "worldwide trending topic" spiel on here (they still include it on the live airing), likely because there have been so many complaints about hearing it over & over. Whoever edits these clips for posting on here might have thought it best to cut to the chase, even at the expense of the song.

[@sarahraines3400]

That's a Demetri Martin joke!

[@neoleaf2819]

I love Jimmy Fallon. Out of everyone else that’s a talk show host him and Ellen take the cake. There’s so funny. They’re awesome people. Jimmy cracks me tf up Bc he’s just a doofus but an awesome doofus. He has some pretty funny humor as well.

[@artzz6025]

Neo Leaf Jimmy Kimmel is gold too

[@dangardner2577]

It was funny when the kids decorated the tree them self

[@nolagaminggal4249]

Go to bed, children, or Satan won't come down the chimney...the children are now housed in padded rooms from insanity brought on by not sleeping. Dun dun dun!!!!!

[@imaannadarajah8284]

Are they high?

[@treetrain]

Where's Kristen Rose's tweet?!?! :p

[@LaDominicana33]

Jimmy normally seems more animated and pumped up than this. I haven't seen him on the show since before his mother's passing but it seems like he's forcing himself to be funny or get through the show. The smile doesn't seem to be reaching his eyes.

[@oliviakirchhoff3224]

LaDominicana33 I know😭😭😭

[@kellygervais3440]

Omg those were funny...