Family Guy - I bought a jet ski in lake Havasu

00:00 - I’m Mr. Kiki, the swim teacher / Panera Bread.
00:29 - “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan playing.
Season 22, episode 03 - A 'Stache from the past

[@christopherperrote7780]

"Sent them to trashy lakes in Wisconsin where tiny teeth families gave them new lives" is so accurate I'm 💀

[@jeremytung1632]

Did you know the original Mr. potato head was just the face and limbs, you were supposed to supply the potato.

[@serioussilliness2064]

OMG I just looked it up you weren't joking, and it makes sense knowing it's as old as it is. I also found it was the FIRST TOY ADVERTISED ON TELEVISION or something I actually didn't read much.

[@xegrex]

It comes with a free potato now? What a time to be alive!

[@ddebenedictis]

​@@xegrex I've heard the included potato does not digest well. Best to avoid eating it.

[@jacobb4795]

Interesting

[@maverickb7360]

Yep

[@joermnyc]

Adding in the Sarah McLachlan song from the ads with the sad and abused dogs was perfect.

[@deathpunch23]

The manatees did a good job on that one.

[@bigbc5293]

That just might well have been the funniest most accurate thing I have ever seen.

[@TheJuggerClutch]

Algo had this on my home in 6 minutes. This will go far.

[@carlosrodriguez-xt1ug]

"Tiny teeth families" made me hairline fracture ribs I laughed so hard...now the pain sets in.

[@leolupin7930]

nice job with the video options covering half the screen before the joke was done

[@HorrorMovieFan59]

As my mom and I were watching this when they said Wisconsin Jetskis we died laughing 🤣

[@christopheredwards788]

Peter having fun with his Mr Potato Head 🗣️

[@BatmanFan76]

God, I hope one of those jet skis were rescued by Mobius from Loki. So not only we can get a Loki season 2 tie-in, we can finally see Mobius on a jet ski.

[@jpmac97]

They leave so many Jet Skis here in Havasu 😔

[@ElberGalarga22]

Wait so people just leave them out there? Where so I can score one of these bad boys!

[@michaelblaes9847]

I think they thrash them or sink them. No one leaves a good jet ski. Still that does sound super weird to me. I mean I could use a couple jet skis.

[@Urmomshouse1993]

Hmm.. 🤔 seems like they should rename it lake Havajetski instead 😂

[@veemonjosh]

0:39 "Over 9000"

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Trashy Wisconsin lakes. Unfortunately most of the nice ones have 90% of the useable shore line privatized. Good luck getting a jet ski out there that ain’t a rental.

[@MH-ev3wr]

I think ALL the jet skis go to Wisconsin lakes with all the dim riders attached to them.

[@ianpatrick23]

I am dying laughing at the Panera Bread ad

[@cherkovision]

In a few years, I'm going to be wearing a VR headset, virtually walking around Lake Havasu to see if there are actually a lot of abandoned jet skis. Then I'll hear someone shout "who's here because of Family Guy?"

[@thesmg201show]

Peter is a free spirit

[@claywest9528]

I wonder how much Panera had to pay for the placement?

[@Nicetrycutiepie]

This is the best channel ever

[@carpballet]

Especially if the subliminal gay humor gets you hot

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Peter’s such a man-child. 😂

[@aarronvanburen8612]

I was in this for being funny until the Wisconsin lakes part. There aren't any trashy lakes here. That's in Minnesota. Those are imposter lakes.

[@yanni2112]

I remember visiting The Dells while stationed at Great Lakes, prettiest trees and lakes I ever saw. PS traveled in my RV and saw 38 states in a year and a half after I got out so I've seen more than just Long Island!

[@digiprez77]

Ohio lakes are the worst...

[@ElberGalarga22]

Wisconsin most definitely has some trashy lakes

[@Eric-xh9ee]

What's wrong with Minnesota lakes? It's pretty nice over here😑

[@TheMW2informer]

Facts and most “lakes” (reservoirs) in Illinois and Iowa are the same, lake in name only. Man made with a dam.

[@LPM147]

HA HA! I sent this to my brother. He has a ski boat that they have in storage at Havasu. He paid like $50K for it and all it does is sit around most of the time. Every year they invite me to "the river" but I never go. I said it's because I don't drink Coors Lite. Party at Havasu Bro! Silver Bullet Woo Hoo! 😀

[@digiprez77]

If you are in Wisconsin and see someone being an idiot on a jet ski they are probably from Illinois...

[@Eric-xh9ee]

Dang FIBs

[@TheMW2informer]

If you get cut off driving in Wisconsin look at the plate, also probably from Illinois.

[@Ariadne404]

Over 9000

[@Trunkerunk]

"You *do not* recognize the jetskis in the water."

[@idkidk8278]

How tragic.. I heard the ones that Pets got their hands on were killed

[@wranglercody8422]

I’ve bought 3 jet skis over the past couple months. All came from Havasu. Works out cause I’m only an hour away from there.

[@jonathan4158]

First are training equipment and now jet ski's.

[@nlpnt]

At least Peter's not on that jetski himself on Lake Champlain.

[@DWSOutdoors]

Being from Wisconsin I can confirm!

[@Puggy42069]

You would think for a show directed by Seth McFarland who hates Arizona, he wouldn’t show so many nice parts of Arizona.

[@RaidenWard]

I used to live in Arizona.. there are no nice parts

[@Puggy42069]

@@RaidenWard Sedona is nice.

[@user-hc4un9sv4e]

Who did the voice over???

[@linkfan95]

Havasu wishes it had trees.

[@KidCorporate]

We all know a tiny-teeth family. Sometimes this show is still just... too good.

[@evacody1249]

😂

[@atchmon902]

My sister dropped $8k on a boat fast enough for fun and fishing. Shes been out there twice in 4 years.

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-jw6sr7nc5g]

Is this something about seasonal tourism and rental companies having an over abundance of jet skis in the off season not being rented. So the writers knew people were watching their cartoon. Invested in a bunch of jet skis possibly buying out a rental place and decided to create an off season gathering of people wanting to use or buy used jet skis 🚶🚪🦖

[@raraszek]

That's depressing 😢

[@darkmoon0434]

Tiny teeth familys always wrecks me

[@davidfalconer8913]

Trashy Wisconsin lakes .. ( ? ) .... Ha - Ha .......................... DAVE™🛑

[@iraf.official]

2024

[@texaswunderkind]

Trashier Wisconsin lakes? There are even TRASHIER ones???

[@IceSlushi]

These jokes are not funny and very specific.

[@mnbvcxzasdfghjkl54]

This is aggressively unfunny. Almost as if they didn't even make an effort to make it funny.

[@carpballet]

Recreational boating (and campers, and skiing and fishing and kite-boarding and climbing and hiking and BBQs and biking and etc) and jet skis in particular will all be things we need to give up to slow global warming. We don’t need most hobbies and they contribute great to humans carbon footprint.

[@andyb.1643]

Don't forget dogs and children, breathing all the air and crapping in the parks. And whales, taking up all that room, and trees, getting in the way and blocking off all the wind turbines.

[@jamisojo]

​@@andyb.1643 lol. Love it Andy. 👍😄

[@TheMW2informer]

Yep, kite boarding really taxes the ozone layer, with all that wind it’s taking up!

[@CheramieJessica1]

Hi God loves you so much that he sent Jesus to take your place and punishment on the cross so that you can be saved. Isaiah 53:5 He was wounded for our transgressions; He was bruised for our iniquities. The chastisement of our peace was upon Him, and with His stripes we are healed. If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. Please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

[@Galimeer5]

So anyone can go to heaven as long as they accept Jesus? Does that include murders, rapists, kidnappers, torturers, slavers, and war criminals?

[@isaackellogg3493]

@@Galimeer5yes. This is why Christianity is the only forgiveness-based, rather than karma based, Abrahamic religion.

[@ddebenedictis]

​@@isaackellogg3493 Good to know. I want to join one of those other teams then, so I can go to their heaven that isn't tarnished by murderers, rapists, Christians, etc.

[@isaackellogg3493]

@@ddebenedictis you can choose Judaism (which doesn’t really have a heaven (maybe more of a universe reboot? I haven’t looked into it) or Islam (which definitely has an afterlife but the entrance requirements are pretty strict. You will have to learn Arabic though as their God is not multi-lingual). For non-Abrahamic religions, Hinduism has reincarnation-downward if you don’t follow the recommended path for your station in life, upward if you do, Buddhism-like Hinduism, but with cheat codes, Taoism-which is just the cheat codes, Jainism-they make vegans look like Klingons, Sikhs-they make Klingons look like vegans, and say goodbye to haircuts, Confucianism-you want rules? We got rules! And boy do we love the government!, Shinto (animism plus ancestor worship), paganism (animism without ancestor worship), panpsychism (the universe is God’s mind, and we are but figments of His imagination), theism (there is at least one God), Deism (there is at most one God), agnosticism (there may or may not be a God, we have no information), Gnosticism (you bet there’s a God, and we have the skinny on Him-but no one else does, see our literature for the secret, which can only be revealed to you by intuitive experience…or drugs), atheism (there are definitely zero gods, and anyone who believes otherwise is unscientific), New Thought (outgrowth of Christian Science and eventual source of New Age Movement)-know thou Man that thou art God, and unto God thou shall return, but judge not, because you’ll soon be jumping to a new timeline, so everything evil is just a dream anyway, an opportunity for your spiritual growth and expansion; and others I’m unfamiliar with such as b’nai b’rith.

[@BornAgainCynic0086]

The hardest part of being a Born-Again Christian is .... KEEPING IT TO YOURSELF! (bit like Tesla owners)

[@Wanking_wanker]

What the fuck is a lake havasu

[@jamisojo]

Try the Google.