Family Guy | How Many 4th Graders Can You Take At Once? |

Peter says 800..You?

[@TardRepellent]

I know it's messed up but Joe with the chain cracks me up every. time.

[@goliath2235]

😂😂 It’s so hilarious

[@cjtj4700]

I found myself randomly thinking about Joe’s “Rada-Da-Da-Da” and just had to watch over and over….

[@TokeyTheBear]

Dude same. This bit just crossed my mind and I'm pissing myself at the chain part.

[@miyasato1]

DAHDAHDAHDAHDAHDAHDAH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@explorinjenkins349]

You guys must have some cardio/stamina. I'd say like 20 before I got winded from swinging the first one around as a weapon.

[@bootymane9907]

Adrenaline

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

I would say 15-20, one strong kick could take one. And I can do like that many kicks, but there’s a chance they would grab ahold of my legs and I would be screwed

[@goliath2235]

I’d listen to podcasts if they were all like this

[@lorenzozadro2892]

😂😂😂 same man

[@car9562]

Joe rogan spoke about this once on his podcast! kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5jHZqSVitxjfKs

[@SFGiantsFan2482]

This is absolutely one of my favorite scenes of all time. Joe's chain sound gets me every time.

[@1_808_1]

DADADADADADADADADADADA

[@enguiracer]

I'm with Cleveland on this one 12 seams like the realistic number here.

[@dr.bright2113]

*13, he said a baker’s dozen

[@77mpickett]

Peter does have a point also te environment will make the biggest difference cuz in the open I say 15 I drop the smallest one then use his body as a weapon. After 15 kids down swinging 50-80 lbs around they'd swamp me

[@TBustah]

@@dr.bright2113Actually, if we’re talking about a baker’s dozen in the classical sense (look up the origin), it’d be more like twelve regular-sized fourth graders and one midget fourth grader. 😂

[@Eli-zl5wv]

Depends how fast they recover. I guess if I wanted them to not get back up I'd break their legs or something. Are these average 4th graders that would give up if they sustained a moderate injury? Are they only using their bodies? I'd grab one, run to a safe distance and try to break off their shins so I can use their shins and feet like blunt weapons and just play them like drums. But yea Peter's idea is probably the best. With the shin idea I'd say maybe 300.

[@mremerald8586]

Oh with a chain like 300. But my only question and problem is stamina.

[@hankhill2889]

We’re all forgetting that the kid could just climb the stall

[@daborshy4089]

Age 9-10, they're going to be averaging in the 70-80 pound range. So they're already half my weight per kid. I could get in trouble pretty quick if I allow multiple of them to throw their entire bodyweight on top of me. What you need to do is to use your reach advantage to make sure that you knock them out while they're still at a distance. You need to maneuver to make sure that they don't approach you simultaneously from different sides. With Peter's strategy you could conceivably go for a very long time. But if you're fighting in an open field, you're going to get surrounded pretty quickly. I say you'd do well to even beat 10, if they're blood-lusted.

[@josephdoria5237]

The morale of the 4th graders really matters in this scenario, because if they’re normal 4th graders you can probably take down one and scare the rest into not attacking all at once. If they’re ravenous 80 lb gremlins then you’ll be lucky to take down a couple before you’re overwhelmed.

[@evans7969]

Prob a good 70-100ish before I start feeling tired, using Peter's method 😄

[@77mpickett]

Keep in mind they could crawl in from under the sides of the other stalls

[@dasharkmasta678]

Probably like 200 before I get overwhelmed

[@heartpacingg]

Someone said about 5 could kill you, maybe kindergartners.

[@JamieNetflix]

I’m over here fucking dying at this 😂😂

[@ikilledkennyubastard7053]

Honestly a good 160 before I get tired

[@MrX-ys2cd]

'cause sometimes I get on a rooolllll

[@ltjerryl]

That, That, No-No-None of That

[@77mpickett]

This is why I love family guy. Also this is why family guy has so many fans cuz of how many people sat down and logically thought this out. On that note I'd say about 250 before I get winded using peters method cuz I mean one solid kick from a grown man a 9yr old isnt getting back up even if they wanted too

[@dirtydan2721]

This would make for a great horror movie, the second cold war happens and there's a baby boom, soviets test a secret weapon that causes all kids to indiscriminately attack adults, the weapon backfires and the story follows a small group of survivors in soviet russia being attacked and chased by children relentlessly

[@car9562]

yo that's a great idea

[@Ricardo90210]

Well have you seen cooties? similar premise no war though just zombie kids fighting adults.

[@DrAcula-oy5em]

I'd say a good 35, I'd use Peter's strategy, it worked in 300 on the wolf

[@Rose-ew7bv]

I'd say 130 4th graders. I would grab one of those 24 packs of pencils and use them like daggers

[@jacobyhess6709]

Are you John wick 😜

[@passiveaggresso8817]

Cleveland’s answer was definitely the most realistic

[@walrusassociation9317]

Using Peter's strategy, I could take 400.

[@MrEt894]

Stop the cap! Do 100 kicks in the air that could severally injure a 4th grader. You’ll learn your limits quick.

[@christianjensen952]

@@MrEt894 Think I could do about a few hundred. But you're right, you gotta put some force in it, and after a few hundred you'd probably drop from a heart attack

[@nodinoc2611]

Bro they won't just come that way after being kicked

[@DonJoeJoe745]

Peter Griffin out here being smart

[@luvhandles90210]

1 body builder vs 1 million 4th graders no weapons... how long does that last?

[@ryank170]

Body Builder may not have the cardio of an actual fighter, so they'll tire quickly. If it's in an open area, he's taking hits at 40, down at 70

[@DillionDanisFandom]

Should have said boxer or mma fighter

[@mattreyes4803]

Not long a body builder would get tired fast due to their size, and at 1 million kids they'd swarm him like ants

[@dirtydan2721]

Everyone talking smack about body builders, I'd favor 200 pounds of muscle over a lot of other things. They may get tired but their tired is just as good as a less muscled tired person. You cannot deny the fighting abilities of pure physical mass, if they were heavy enough they could probably even charge through entire crowds of them. The sumo wrestler would be my ideal pick for such small opponents.

[@santana9434]

Bodybuilders would gas out fast but then again the 4th graders would do 0 damage to him since his muscles are like armour

[@benzenatizineeddine7816]

Peter's technique can't last to 800 , if they're fast and close to each other one of them will get you before you deliver a kick to ghe kid in front of him beside even if you succeed the bodies will create a cluster and lock the access

[@MAGICMUSHI3335]

There should be a super hot game of fighting endless 4th graders

[@UkraineLFCsupporter]

About 347 4th graders, if I use a weight bar from the gym. The trick here is to climb up when the bodies start to pile up, that will slow them down.

[@chewyisfamoushaha]

He said only what’s available in a school yard

[@gabstery]

All of them.

[@DrAcula-oy5em]

lol

[@johnbones3455]

Peter’s idea won’t work, those little bastards are crafty. They’ll just crawl under the walls or just climb over each other to get in.

[@dreadheadced4418]

The fact that i would listen to this kind of podcast then some other podcast

[@the_wooden_bear]

Id have to agree with Joe's stradegy, not only with a chain but messing someone up in general. They are 4th graders. Their pain tolerance are mostly gonna be super low. One hit lethal or not and there done. Lose their will to fight. That being said a light weapon Would be most effective when it comes to stamina efficiency. Doesnt even have to be a chain, you can use a jump rope and use that as a whip and your good. Just whip, boom their down. Can even do a slicing motion for multiple. Just swing it around like a halbert over your head so you can regain some energy and repeat.l while to gain some distance so you can recover. These kids are seeing classmates getting dropped like flies if they can get near you. They aint gonna rush you as long as they see that weapon still active. Kill or not their done.....lol these questions are familiar with my circle....not killing kids but what if we had to fight an endless wave of people. In general kids or not most dont have pain tolerance. Neutralizing number using this strategy, (No killing but completely immoblilizing) around 300 to 350. Killing would be 100- if i just decide to stomp em out but whipping and stomping will just cost too much energy

[@dlobelow760]

I'm worried about you.

[@Kinobambino]

​@@dlobelow760 step away from him let's go

[@77mpickett]

I kind of assumed they're like hell bent so they're not stopping till u stop them

[@the_wooden_bear]

@@77mpickett hell bent yes, but still some 4th graders are smart, there gonna get the idea that rushing isn't gonna work anymore after seeing the 4th or 5th wave get decimated

[@somerandomname3124]

With playground equipment? Easily 100-1000 as long as I'm allowed to kill them but like at once? Probably a good 40 tops before it becomes too much. If they come in waves though I might tire out by 800. The metal bars on those things make great weapons if you tear them off with a point. Then just use the pads for armor that are used as floor on the playground.

[@bootymane9907]

Im an amatuer boxer andnive taught 4th graders they have no power you could probably get tackled and tripped by 5 or 6 of em and still be able to stand they would just be rabbit punchimg you with no power or mass Id say my jab would cleanly knock a kid out and any of my power punches are liable to kill them my kicks are alright I know a little muay thai and tae kwon do but enough I could probably kill 5000 before they mame me to death with teeth or nails

[@the_wooden_bear]

Lol i also like how peter thinks his bathroom strategy would work. Where do you think the bodies will go? They are gonna pile up xD he has to fight in an open field otherwise the most i see is 40 or 60

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

Dude their bodies will build you a barrier to block the other kids

[@the_wooden_bear]

@@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi or collapse on top of you, unable to move or be suffocated or trapped. if these are endless waves until death, i dont see him escaping a wall of dead kids

[@77mpickett]

Open field he's screwed they'd be too quick and your stamina isn't gonna hold out against some kids. You'd have to use Peter's strategy but also have a way to escape and reset in another bottleneck position

[@the_wooden_bear]

@@77mpickett I see your point and in theory it does work, but we're talking about a small bathroom with no escape, all bathrooms have one entrance and hes gotta guard the entrance with his life. if they get into the bathroom he's done, there's a limit how many people can fit in a small room and it's gonna fill eventually and boom suffocate him with the dead bodies

[@77mpickett]

I love the fact that 90% of this comment section is people weighing in on how many 4th graders they could actually take. Peter didn't take into effect stamina. He'd be winded before he got to 50. But his plan might buy u some time cuz after about 10-15 your gonna have a pile of knocked out 4th graders clogging the entry to the bathroom stall. But depending on the type of stall they could prob come at you from the sides. I'll say 25 before I either get winded or they're able to swamp me

[@cambam94spriggs76]

( bare hands): 60-65 max (Weapons) : 80 (Peter's method): 150

[@starcherry6814]

Quagmire you said you would kill a hundred! 🤣

[@KirisunaOnline]

0:43 Did they say somethin" about my mother?

[@WolfDragon-iz7wq]

Also another factor to consider Would we be facing them in the present day as adults or is this happening while we’re still in elementary school? Because that makes a huge difference

[@pieter-basrijnsaardt3689]

Right here, right now

[@WolfDragon-iz7wq]

Pieter-Bas Rijnsaardt okay then there’s more of a chance because kid me would at best take out 3 maybe 10 if I was to use Peter’s method because I was not my physical best back then as adult in the field maybe 20 in the stalls maybe 200

[@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin]

Realistically maybe around 30-40 before I started getting winded, and remember while kids might not be able to dish out a lot of damage the little fuckers have bones made of rubber.

[@Thehardtruth69]

I would love to listen to this podcast

[@vincentkosharek2216]

I would say 140 brake off two bars from the monkey bars and just turn into nightwing from the Arkham games

[@ray-0249]

I gotta say at least 500 just get a decent sized stick.

[@alphazeroseven]

I love these random bits of intelligence Peter has

[@justinm4111]

Too many variables. Open field surrounded by them maybe 10 or 20. Abandoned warehouse, I could drop 100 easy.

[@benjaminwebster4482]

They forgot to take into account how fast kids grow nowadays

[@psyxypher3881]

This. I've seen some goddamn giant mutant fourth graders.

[@psyxypher3881]

It depends on how many I have to fight at once and what weapons I could acquire. If I'm caught out in the open I'm dead. If I can prevent myself from being flanked and get something nice and sturdy like a chair leg I'd probably take at least a hundred.

[@ToddMango]

I could probably take out at least 100 of them if I had a baseball bat

[@GRAYLI3N]

Peter’s strategy is actually counterproductive to the goal here. Stalls in schools usually aren’t ceiling to floor, and doors aren’t narrow enough that only one kid gets to you. This is 2 or 3 kids coming through the door at a time, and others crawling under the stall and over it. You’re dead in minutes with this strategy. I’ve seen people saying you’d get surrounded in the open, but you’re actually better off in the open because you’re faster than them, even if they do surround you, you can run through them and create space. You don’t need to run long, short bursts and catch your breath. You’re basically just looking for safety after about 50. Once you find high ground or a door you can lock, you’ve got it cracked. Let’s not forget they have to recover too. As long as you have a good strategy, and are in halfway decent shape, you should be able to clear out the whole school. You’ll take damage, you’ll be exhausted, but you’ll be able to outwit and outlast them.

[@MarcelRecasens]

Yung Mare, ets un geni

[@fatboylouie]

Ok heres one for ya. Unlimited 4th graders vs. Mike Tyson in his prime. However, the rule is each 4th grader can only attack one at a time until hes beat. How long before Mike gets winded and cant defend himself.

[@soultrain1632]

Its just 1 punch for each one and it doesn’t need to be hard to save energy so probably a couple thousand imo

[@Lucys3DStuff]

DEAD - DEAD - DEAD Why is this so fucking funny. I watched multiple compilations and this still gets me the most xD haaa. kicking kids..

[@OZV_]

Nice Joe Rogan reference 🙏🏽

[@oscarwinner2034]

Ron and Fez forever.

[@eliasc6936]

Wood chip in the eye, balls being thrown swings being thrown well im thinking maybe like 150 4th graders

[@juhaniaho6698]

0:58-1:10 The Battle of Thermopylae

[@Hotep982]

Did they say something about my mother?😂

[@WRLDOfSad]

Idk gotta check

[@richardcanaan9244]

Peter must be the descendent of one of the 300

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

Grab a big stick and start cracking skulls just swing that and when the stick breaks just start shanking them left and right

[@gavinp.6061]

about 1, for MY block atleast

[@nathanaponte2986]

Same as Peter's amount of 4th graders.

[@MasonPuzara]

Girls: "Oooh, I bet the boys are talking about us!" What the boys are *actually* talking about:

[@chexydad3325]

What episode

[@stormtroopertk8]

Joe is not wrong, NOT that I made any experiments…

[@Surfword]

"Why are we talking about killing kids?????!!! "

[@josephfrickson8517]

In my opinion if I take down fourth grades I take down 150 if I had the chance

[@Shark_King325]

I mean you can definitely kick about 30 per foot until you get tired so let’s say 60 kicks now we switch feet again twice for another 60 so with that strategy we’re talking at least 120 kicks, 1 per 4th Grader so 120 or so 4th Graders until you tire out not so bad

[@santana9434]

Then u use arms

[@greensonickid3304]

Bout 25, maybe 40 if i had a bad day and I'm angry

[@KangDaMonke]

If they don't have any weapons and are just coming at me like zombies I think I could take about 15. They aren't strong but I'd get exhausted and if they bite you it's still going to hurt. Plus I'm assuming it would just be a giant unending swarm and if that's the case I'm going down fast because they'd just pile on top of me and I'd have no idea how to go from there.

[@Captain_Crabmeat]

Tip joe over then start kicking

[@SoapBar656]

Honestly forgot that it was about killing kids

[@manuelhelbig4783]

if they fight to death in rage with no fear i think max 20 when 50 attack at the same time

[@panchosamurai]

I'd say like 75 at most if it was all at once and in a school yard. Climb the play ground and kick their little asses off the set lol at some point they start coming in all directions and you get swamped

[@simonfernandez1963]

I don't want to sound braggart but I would say between 400 and 500, I can think of various tactics

[@axionlightedge6108]

Depends on stamina also some 4th graders are early bird growers

[@extasy921]

Can someone tell me which episode is this from?

[@dakotasheppard9593]

Máté Burai season 15 ep12

[@gaston7414]

What it fees like to play Brigitte

[@serious6037]

100 sounds reasonable ..

[@ddp7028]

😂😂😂😂

[@thegreatboi8357]

Are they actively trying to kill me.

[@SayaaNara]

I think so since Peter mentions they're swarming the stall. I think I could handle 70-ish until exhaustion sets in and maybe over a 100 with a makeshift weapon

[@blackzero9815]

200 hundred

[@jamatth52]

People always talk about weapons...but once you add weapons then that opens the door for them to use weapons, which is a disadvantage for you.

[@ezrabridger502]

Phssssh OH, I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT 500?

[@bounceforce9100]

Pussyo

[@killzorful]

Bounce Force Why so mad?

[@thegreatboi8357]

I mean are the kids like lost their minds.

[@JayDee185]

I guess 50.

[@parisbower6939]

Genuinely….I could probably take out 15 4th graders before getting my shit rocked. This all assuming they come at me at once and are all different height and sizes relative to a 4th grader.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

Probably 50.

[@rafaelagustin375]

I'd say a good 30-70

[@loudtaste1046]

50

[@alternativeLiteratureTeacher]

😅😅😅

[@arquivo1617]

Hoje em dia uma criança que está na 4ª serie tem na média 1,45-1,70 de altura. realisticamente eu conseguiria acabar com 15 crianças.

[@mrknight8766]

Around 5 because I’m 15

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

If you want to defeat 4th graders just tell them Fortnite sucks.

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

With a machete, possibly about 40, 50 if I had an automatic gun.

[@TBustah]

Like, an actual automatic, or an "automatic" according to the media, celebrities, and Democrats? You could kill a lot more than fifty people with a true automatic, especially since the belts for some of those weapons can carry a LOT of ammunition. You could probably kill more than fifty before you'd even have to reload, which is why they've been banned for a long time. Semi-automatics technically include just about every gun sold today outside of revolvers and shotguns, which is why you have to watch out for people saying we need to ban them.

[@lep1396]

TBustah easy, just ban them all

[@scphdaxc]

Just say a "hellish" amount

[@dlobelow760]

You must be fun at parties

[@ig_BLJHsports]

Are they coming at once or one at a time? With peters method then quite a bit before being tired. Out in the open is a different story