Fan breaks into Fenway and throws stuff on the field, a breakdown

[@dannyzep92]

The red sox are now leading all teams in fan attendance with 1

[@oooooooooorly]

A+

[@about30llamas]

Lmao

[@Mochi-rv8ud]

Lmao

[@KevoCubbies3747]

Cubs have had fans watching games from rooftops so maybe counts?

[@soppoi123]

I guess he didn't pay though.

[@joermnyc]

Umpire: Eh... he’s just yelling, let’s ignore him. Fan: Throws a hat onto the field. Umpire: “TIME!!!!”

[@jonathanbrodkin7176]

It seemed actually like it was right after he talked about 9/11 idk tho

[@БранимирМилошевић]

"Boston loves New York! Remember 9/11!" Wow this guy is a profound humanitarian. "Hey 23, you ain't Michael Jordan!" Oh wait, he's just wasted.

[@clundin8193]

Бранимир Милошевић underrated comment

[@sabatino1977]

He could have coughed all over the shit he threw on the field, so the ump was right to call time. And even if he hadn't, foreign objects thrown onto the field of play should always be an automatic stoppage.

[@TCUSB]

@@sabatino1977 Don't wanna get into a huge argument but despite all that's been said about Covid, the primary concern of transmission is person-to-person in close proximity. The whole thing about 'covid transmitted through touching surfaces' is purely speculative based on other "similar respiratory diseases" and not through any concise study of covid itself. Just like masks, the message about surface transmission has flipped time and time again over the past few months so it is hard to know what to believe. Incase you're interested, the info I used regarding transmission was from the CDC.

[@SteveBe22]

“Brutal night for Michael Chavis as he is reminded once again that he is NOT Michael Jordan” 🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenelijah3802]

....no matter how hard he tries."

[@patcrawford2794]

This quote is legendary, out of left field (literally)

[@Saeyeah]

Steve Be Well if he was, he wouldn’t be in the majors so maybe it’s a compliment?

[@fendajamma]

He swings like him

[@LilMacYT]

IKR

[@MyFirstDeskpop]

“hey number 23, you ain’t Michael Jordan.” 😂

[@shanghaibricks3300]

just needed something from hockey and he has the Big Four covered

[@RushGamma]

@@shanghaibricks3300 His teeth!

[@iluv_lyfe]

Haha yes. It’s great how u commented this because I’m a bit deaf this rly helped thx so much I didn’t realize he said that lol

[@shanghaibricks3300]

@@RushGamma ah ha!

[@jjryan1352]

Reminds me of Kramer yelling at the baseball game and getting beaned by a foul ball.

[@gwaptiva]

Brutal Carrabis on Morning Wood "He wasn't arrested, but taken for a mental health check, as nobody in their right minds would want to watch the Red Sox this season"

[@georgeblair3894]

Win. So much win.

[@JustinLuo-gw7sj]

F

[@ejnorman8781]

“Boston loves New York!”. The man is insane.

[@davidwestin6345]

that's actually what happened, though probably not for that reason

[@maurodudley1338]

Congratulations, this is by far the best comment I've seen in weeks.

[@airforce9872]

As someone who worked for the Red Sox, I'm actually very impressed he got in. The personnel security isn't that tight clearly, but the number of potential entrances into the building with fan gates closed are very limited and protected by keycard access only. He must have scaled the outer wall of the Green Monster on lansdowne street. Edit: yep looked up the news story and thats exactly what he did

[@KyleWatters71]

Thanks for the insight. Much needed info aha

[@c9hr0ni4c]

It's not (edited) though 🤔

[@keagan0000]

Lmaoooo thanks for funnier details

[@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants]

So the way he got in anyone can do it? and can do it again next home game?

[@rebeccatrishel]

Wow!

[@_Bryant.R]

When someone yells "you're not Michael Jordan" on a basketball court, it's no big deal. But during a baseball game that's gotta hurt 🤣

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

"Hey, asshole, at least I made it out of Double-A!"

[@mervunit]

It's more of a compliment really

[@SaberToothGary]

Michael Jordan wasn't even Michael Jordan on the baseball field...

[@surfnskatetinkerbell8671]

Yeah I think that would be a good dunker right there

[@CZsWorld]

Imagine getting arrested just to see the Red Sox in a 22 win season.

[@Classof2020]

He didn’t get arrested, and 2, the Sox will be better next year

[@vuhzz]

@@Classof2020 Without Mookie? That's impossible.

[@Classof2020]

@@vuhzz no it isn't. get better pitching and upgrade our hitting a little bit, especially speed, and we'll contend. We aren't rebuilding for long

[@vuhzz]

@@Classof2020 Still impossible

[@Classof2020]

LORD Savage it actually isn’t. Bogaerts, Devers, Rodriguez, Verdugo, we just need to build around these guys

[@josemelendezviana6655]

We just witnessed the result of a “I bet you won’t”

[@joecool385]

Followed by a "hold my beer."

[@blahblah8037]

Real life sunny in philly

[@johantrenier1685]

You are right. 😂 ...love it.

[@WirelessJoeJackson]

we just witnessed a loser

[@daleva187goligo]

I don't think so, this guy is obviously unstable, most likely homeless, and therefore no buddies to bet him or dare him to do anything

[@michaelballspenis2723]

“Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America”

[@juansantamaria7476]

LOL!

[@robertfensterer7130]

I didn't hear no bell!!

[@MarloSoBalJr]

**takes shirt off** 🤷‍♂️

[@Memorex996]

he's about to be bat-dadded

[@bjchit]

It did look like his pants fell down at one point.

[@FCKOFFFCKOFF-g3u]

This fan is only way Jomboy would ever show the Yankees down 8 to the Red Sox

[@MildlySlopedRoofsKill]

I liked your comment, then realized you had 69 and I was number 70. So I unliked it.

[@maxxbeatles]

FCKOFF FCKOFF so true 👌

[@caseymontrey5365]

@@MildlySlopedRoofsKill haha 😐 sex number

[@2nd-place]

Casey Montrey and it’s not even a good sex position. Change my mind.

[@jameshicks12]

Ahhh you must have read my comment on the MLB highlight video of this game 👌👌

[@judahwanner2366]

I love how happy he is when he nonsensically says remember 9/11 Boston Marathon America

[@markh.9822]

Crackheads gonna crackhead

[@painandsufferingmn]

Hey he's just trying to bring Boston and New York together, that's all

[@intadtraptor]

"Freedom!" Sounds like Fenway security has been outsmarted by William Wallace.

[@jasongabrielson4179]

intadtraptor lmao

[@hollaw125]

Well done sir

[@BlackuLaLa]

It's sad he didn't caber toss a claymore onto the field

[@csmers3743]

😂🤣

[@PopShoppekid]

This is still America!! Freedom! Mostly Democratic Governors curtailing our freedoms now going on 7 months!! You could totally have a few thousand fans spaced out perfectly safely in the beautiful open air. 50,000 people BLM in the streets of Hollywood in late May just saying. But that was ok with those emperor/dictators Governors! Hypocrites them all !!

[@Stro_]

If he just could have kept quiet he could have watched the whole game 😂

[@camdenadler235]

“hey number 23, you ain’t michael jordan!” & then throws the football like that was his reason for breaking in all along lmao

[@thecaynuck4694]

Yelling at a baseball player about how he's not a basketball player while throwing a football. All he needs is a hockey helmet, goalie mask or stick to complete the big 4 sports!

[@tommcd8471]

​@@thecaynuck4694 To be fair hes yelling at baseball player for not being a basketball player who thought he was a baseball player.

[@gunners4129]

Im also American, so I agree lol but to the rest of the world, none of those are the biggest sport lol

[@good_teanice_house6789]

Threw the ball better than Tom Brady

[@nonamesinenomine]

"boston loves New York".. Decade long rivalry ended right there in 3 words...

[@BeinIan]

That's... that's 4 words...

[@ninestrumentals9]

@@BeinIan 😂😂😂😂

[@hobson]

1. Boston 2. Loves 3. New 4. York 4 words

[@ButterBallTheOpossum]

Would have been hilarious if he hid with the cardboard cutouts and they couldn't find him.

[@Oceangirl_505]

YES!

[@thedoughnutsayshello]

"He's disappeared in the crowd!" "What crowd?! How can you not see him, he's three dimensional!"

[@beashnpull]

Cue scooby-doo music as security looks for him

[@jimmiers4685]

Your comment made me laugh so hard 🤣!

[@willshipley8803]

I was 69th like

[@patrickracer43]

"Boston loves New York!" Boston: "this man does not speak for us"

[@tonymiami5480]

I’m surprised we made it through 85% of the season before this finally happened 😂👌

[@joe_sindell]

A couple of weeks ago someone snuck into Dodger stadium and pretended to be a cardboard cutout.

[@tonymiami5480]

Joe Sindell damn I must’ve missed that

[@joe_sindell]

Jack Rollo I was looking up articles for this fan breaking in on google and I found that someone got into Dodger stadium.

[@Blazen77123]

Woah seriously lol I’ve watched just about every Dodgers game and will be very disappointed if I missed that one lol I’d love to see that Hahahaha

[@KeithChapman-hr5kx]

Right, I expected this day one pitch 1

[@A.B.421]

0:31 I love how the cameramen were there but did absolutely nothing about this guy

[@mouseman2832]

I was dead when he said “hey hey hey number 23 you ain’t Michael Jordon 😂 “

[@RatatRatR]

Sorry to hear about your death.

[@WisconsinRailfan22]

@@RatatRatR lol got em

[@Sphere723]

"Im sorry, I thought this was America"

[@leppardism]

hahahaha mister randy!!

[@biggybiggs47]

The best part about this whole thing is that afterwards the man was not arrested, but was instead sent to the hospital for a psych evaluation

[@thecaynuck4694]

As Carrabis put it, nobody in their right minds would want to watch the Red Sox this season except a lunatic!

[@creamage.]

As he should’ve been cause he’s clearly insane 😂😂

[@nicholaspetros7267]

Dildo Baggins being involuntarily committed carries many of the same consequences as committing a felony in many ways

[@chorick2000]

Sounds like there actual progress being made in the us. Jail doesn't fix everything.

[@SpankinDaBagel]

@@nicholaspetros7267 Other than not being able to own guns you carry most of your rights after being sent to involuntary once you're out. Under some uncommon circumstances you may be forced to complete your outpatient program with the threat of being put back in involuntary. Usually the outpatient part isn't technically required, but just very highly recommended. When you're actually in the ward during involuntary you basically have the same rights as a prisoner. You can't do shit and get sedated if you act up. Medication is forced on you and visitation time is really limited. Some things are even more strict than what prisoners typically deal with, but others are more lax. If you're seen as psychotic (whether you are or aren't) you're gonna be treated worse by most employees there. My source is mostly my friends and my own experiences being involuntarily committed. In my own case it's happened both while not being psychotic and also once while being in a psychosis.

[@R.gr98]

He made history as the only and first fan to be in person for the 2020 season

[@C-Lightning]

When those players heard and looked around for that yell during the game, it was like if someone was yelling in the library 😂

[@jeremiahhyslip5803]

"All you have to do is HIRE SECURITY" hahahaha

[@jesserosesmith]

Tell me there's a shot of Chavis' face when he realizes he's going to spend his whole career having drunk idiots yell "Hey, you're not Michael Jordan!" at him. I hope this dude makes the hall of fame just to keep the meme alive.

[@christophercasey6775]

He looked sober to me.

[@christophercasey6775]

Coding Crusader, unfortunately you may be right on the alcohol side. Once this pandemic is over, they may be more drunk than ever, from the quarantine, that will put them over the edge.

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

“Hey number 23, you ain’t Michael Jordan” Lebron James felt that

[@spazzle]

I love how Michael Kay said “Who’s that yelling??”

[@bspoon2529]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylef2937]

I literally walked into the MN Twins clubhouse in Fort Myers after a spring training game in 2011. Wasn't kicked out, and my GF and I even attended Nick Blackburn's 2 year old daughter's bday party inside the stadium after w, Joe Mauer, Denard Span, Kevin Slowey etc.. Wasn't even questioned once, by anybody, regarding our presence. It was an awesome experience and pretty fucked up at the same time lol.

[@PinstripeTerritory]

The Sox could use an extra arm. They should sign him.

[@airplanegod]

Yup, better than most of the pitchers especially Barnes at this point.

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Lol

[@1mlb704]

I say what hell give him a shot, who knows maybe he can hit too

[@c9hr0ni4c]

@@1mlb704 he can definitely climb.

[@shawnf820]

He’s better than the guy who’s jersey he’s wearing.

[@ZGBrickfilms]

This guy was really funny, and honestly that's impressive that he climbed the green monster to get in!

[@cameronweems3328]

I believe this man missed his chance to yell "A-ROD SUCKS"

[@mikehickman3635]

That would have been the icing on the cake

[@donnyjones7803]

Cameron Weems he really said we love New York 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@floresaza253]

@Steven Leon A-fraud

[@oscardavila8653]

That doesn't make any sense. Boston Loves New York.

[@statusq1879]

A-Rod doesn't suck though

[@zamaga11]

God Bless this Guy for Standing up to a form of tyranny happening everyday in our country. Open the fields up in a low capacity and understand.... We the people make the rules in this country.

[@4GAce]

“You ain’t Michael Jordan” at a baseball game is HILARIOUS 😂

[@uPSIDEdOWN577]

Well, Jordan did play baseball.

[@Bubbertan]

Him screaming "wooo!" in the empty stadium shot had me rolling hahaha.

[@josht1526]

“The ball boys run out to get their souvenirs huge day for them”

[@berrey7]

The ball boy had to check for an explosive filled nerf ball or Anthrax covered service from the crazy guy tossing suspicious objects on the field.

[@djCOLLY01]

...to take back to their family!😂

[@jaspar5327]

Was such a douchey comment, lol. This Jomboy clown should buy a couple steak dinners for the ball-boys as a douche tax.

[@hangnail316]

It’s almost like everyone forgot what baseball is truly about. THE FANS!

[@joseimyelcaminante6879]

Covid's fault

[@nategibbons172]

@@joseimyelcaminante6879 Democrats fault

[@David-rt3yd]

MLB’s Fault

[@Drozzzable]

0:44 "Hey number 23, you ain't Michael Jordan!" Truer words have never been spoken

[@santaclaus8878]

If he broke into a live baseball game and cheered his team that's that's dedication and a true fan.

[@DannyDGeorgia]

HAHA! Dude breaks in and starts dropping facts.

[@l...l8748]

#neverforget911

[@AddisonBook.]

A nerf football lol.

[@gmr3156]

2013 I was working at a restaurant close to Fenway. I got out of work between 12 and 2am every day and I could go up to the field and walk right on and run the bases if I wanted to. I never did because it was so open that it was almost like a trap. I still regret not doing it.

[@thecaynuck4694]

A reminder that this guy just woke up, had breakfast and somehow decided this is how he wanted to spend his day...

[@DevinMoorhead]

A true visionary

[@gregwren691]

And by breakfast you mean large quantities of alcoholic beverages

[@Kfordca]

He skipped breakfast went to jack daniels and ended up here lol

[@zachbechthold7745]

The breakfast was crack.

[@vuhzz]

What else would you expect from a Boston citizen?

[@jonnydanger7181]

“Whataya wearin 23 you ain’t Michael Jordan!!” I love that guy 😂

[@mrsyg2029]

Wait so that wasn't Michael Jordan?

[@alexmijo]

idk I still think it was, he had number 23 on after all. On the other hand maybe he was Lebron

[@johnnyutah482]

Nope Jordan wore 45 on the diamond!!

[@mitchellq641]

I don’t think so

[@ChiefLunar]

Your breakdowns are so funny man 😂 I subscribed the other night and I literally stayed up all night watching all of the breakdowns for this season catching up 😂

[@dartdodge69]

I wonder how many games he's gotten into before.

[@thecaynuck4694]

He probably was the one flying those drones earlier! After that got old, he decides to show himself!

[@tommydoherty42]

His brother got killed in the 80s in the projects from a gun that went off - mentioned in all souls he’s a good guy but that broke him

[@shawnc1016]

"Distracted the whole stadium." 😂😂😂

[@barrvett]

That Guy Looks like he would offer a 10 year old some weed

[@AcornSmokes420]

More like crack or meth lol 😂

[@danshobbies13]

Or candy

Did he offer you any?

[@dadude123equals5]

Crazy how all it takes is 1 fan yelling and everybody gets distracted

[@Drogon7102]

It's a lot different when there arent supposed to be other people.

[@Cammyd4fun]

@@Drogon7102 they acted like a bunch pansy elite golfers

[@dccwurdless714]

"hey #23, You aint Micheal Jordan!!!" LMFAO XD

[@shootyhoops387]

I love how he has his arms up like "what did I do?"

[@TheNudeSon]

This video broke me, for my whole life I thought Michael Chavis was Michael Jordan gonna need some time to reflect on things.

[@hawkeyestiguy]

Tell me why he sounds just like the short guy in Transformers 3 who keeps saying, "New York?? I love New York!!" Lol.

[@Brax_animation]

Fenway security is exactly like how they portrayed it in The Town

[@roleplayingpain4349]

they used to be called fans. Now they are people 'disrupting the game'

[@roleplayingpain4349]

@Carolus Magnus I keep saying 'there was a time before Hollywood and Pro sports (like 100 years ago or so), and there could very well be a time after

[@williamsanders2348]

He didn't just "walk in", he climbed the freaking outside wall behind the green monster.

[@itheuserfirst3186]

The whole act screams "meth-head good idea adventure time."

[@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants]

If anyone can do that any day why dont more do it?

[@itheuserfirst3186]

@@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants Scruples.

[@williamsanders2348]

@@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants on a normal game day nobody would be able to, there's usually crowds of people and police filling the streets surrounding the park before, during, and after games. In this scenario it's definitely possible, if you're feeling brave(crazy) enough.

[@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants]

@@williamsanders2348 Crazy because you will be arrested or crazy because you can hurt yourself from falling?

[@wingwaabuddha]

Jomboy has to do a breakdown of the guy who broke into (cleveland?) and used the tractor to mess up the field, this also happened this year

[@WisconsinRailfan22]

I'm thinking that was at miller park.... (Now American Family Field) or something similar

[@thebassist480]

Look, if it was me, I break into the stadium, and enjoy having the whole damn place to myself. Also try not to yell 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' and alert security that I'm there.

[@PierLuc111]

He so missed the chance to be the only fan ever to watch a full MLB game completely alone.

[@Cluter]

Yeah but then you wouldn't have a Jomboy Breakdown about you.

[@TheIcecreamtaco]

PeteOnFire Orioles last year was definitely possible

[@imperson1785]

He probably broke in before but got bored of it.

[@stupidas9466]

PeteOnFire You are so wrong! I've been to six this year, my best buddy went to four, and i sent the wife to the other 20 so that me and my best buddy could watch the games on television without the wife interrupting all the time. Take a look at the cardboard cutout in section 104, row 8, seat 26...that ain't no cutout.

[@johnnybgood774]

The fans deserve to be there this guy is a legend 😂 F the scamdemic

[@_J_U_S_T_I_N_]

0:53. When you take a giant hit on the glass pipe and your whole body starts to tingle.

[@skymanross]

tweaker

[@cbm3]

When I glanced at the thumbnail I thought the fan was dressed like Mario

[@thecaynuck4694]

So this is the guy who's been flying them drones over random ballparks...

[@Macaroni2552]

This made me laugh hard. Was much needed. Thanks Jomboy

[@fleetwood9037]

I was waiting for this

[@megan7911]

PLS WHY IS IT SO FUNNY WHEN THE BAT BOY GOES OUT TO GET THE HAT😭😭

[@professortree9387]

0:50 “wonder how he got into the ballpark...” that line is great

[@shawnf820]

The biggest mystery of this whole ordeal is why the hell the guy was wearing an Allen Webster jersey.

[@Tigerpuffer]

This random skel could be the hero we need to bring peace to our two great cities. I like him. Fingers still crossed for a breakdown of the Mets playing through a literal tire fire beyond the center field fence with smoke blowing all over the field. The visuals were absolutely insane.

[@adrewster]

That happened? I need that breakdown now

[@Tigerpuffer]

YES. This past Sunday vs the Braves, top of the ninth.

[@yankees2864]

I was waiting for this!

[@brandofield1280]

So inspiring. FREEDOM!!!!! This guy should be in history books when they talk about Covid in America

[@surfnskatetinkerbell8671]

Yeah sounds like a real sports nut

[@nosupa]

Yes! Been waiting for the breakdown on this trying to hear what he said lol

[@fhsrupp5]

2020 version of streaking

[@Oceangirl_505]

And I do remember streaking!

[@thecaynuck4694]

Could you imagine if some couple or individual broke in and started running naked? With no fans, just team personnel. Would be weird and awkward af!

[@David-rt3yd]

Nah, 2020’s version of streaking was the drones

[@cincybengalsnation]

The first thing I thought of was randy marsh yelling “I’m sorry I thought this was America”😂😂😂

[@SkinnySweatyMan]

Hard times for Julian Edelman.

[@ThebirdmanTrainer]

The “Nerf” football 😂😂😭😭

[@independentRestorationServices]

True American hero

[@squelch6573]

Imagine if he sat next to one of the cut outs and acted like he wasn’t there 🤣🤣🤣 the people look so real they wouldn’t even have noticed.🧐🧐🤨🤣

[@davidatwood5908]

Crack is one helluva drug

[@laymantalks8113]

What??? Did you not notice that they were playing to an empty stadium with cardboard cutouts? That dude was just trying to break the madness and insanity of this plandemic.

[@MTSPORTSCARDS]

I'm not on crack , just mad I didn't think of this first

[@cybererik1]

@@laymantalks8113 He's the typical boisterous fool now celebrated like a hero. Rinse and repeat.

[@Vulcan650Vampire]

Typical Boston idiots. New York is so much more classy. Go yanks

[@duelinthis]

Guy seemed pretty level headed to me? Just having some fun

[@jsmcguireIII]

I lived in Boston and there are thousands of these guys.

[@michaeleineke6086]

This just in: Boston does indeed love New York

[@Diversemook]

Well us new yorkers do not fell the same way sorry.. try philly or sutin

[@rustconsoleking1883]

Facts New York hates you

[@michaeleineke6086]

Diversemook Hey im just reporting what the crackhead said. Don’t shoot the messenger haha

[@aspacebeing710]

No one likes new York

[@rustconsoleking1883]

Lol good try just about every celeb loves New York, only one that doesn’t like New York are New Yorkers lmaaaoooo

[@neilyaremchuk6798]

And the crowd goes wild.

[@paredfia]

Dude was pissed that they stopped selling beer at that point in the game.

[@ericlimasweml77tvera]

Thank you for this!

[@lg_creguer]

Jomboy makes my day

[@Sam-du3cv]

“Hey Red Sox just up the security to not let this happen... which probably just means HIRE security” 😂

[@Classof2020]

Did you not know that he climbed the Green Monster?

[@joefredette6721]

Gotta say Michael Jordan is no Michael Chavis when it comes to baseball. Fact

[@shavarez]

That’s not what he said

[@golfprocory]

Plus Jordan didn't wear 23 during his baseball career.

[@FirstNameLastName-se8px]

“#23 you ain’t Jordan”😂😂😂

[@Chris-ib1ns]

Ive seen a fan climb up the back of the monster to get in free to Fenway. This guy mightve done that?

[@BeesCantSwim]

mightve is not a word so I'd say the guy is much smarter then you.

[@JT29501]

@@BeesCantSwim There is absolutely nothing wrong with "might've" or "must've", especially in informal settings like a youtube comment. Language is about communication.

[@electricflamez7918]

@@BeesCantSwim Just because they forgot an apostrophe in a KZbin comment doesn't mean you have to be a dick. Get a life

[@MsShabobo555]

@@BeesCantSwim than*

[@JamesBrown-wy7xs]

@@BeesCantSwim It's "than you", Mr Lang. Who's stupid, again?

[@alexmorin2687]

Been waiting on this one. did not disappoint

[@tyliebs1656]

Also, Erik Kratz pitched that game. If you have never heard of him, he's the Yankee's backup catcher.

[@pwebb34]

Threw a sick knuckle ball too.

[@tyliebs1656]

@@pwebb34 Indeed.

[@cooldude2251]

Umpire: eh it's just a heckler. Its baseball who cares. Umpire (2 seconds later): wait a minute, the ballpark is supposed to be empty!!

[@jeff3388]

baseball gods want them to letthe fans back in

[@JesusIzAPunkRocker]

And Jimmy Smokes from Dorchester is their prophet

[@zombiespro12]

Chavis must have been having a good laugh until the “you ain’t Michael Jordan” part

[@itsimminent]

The hero we never knew we needed

[@mattyx3x]

I love how "the thumb" stood at the dug out rail and watched in awe.

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

Two questions: how many narcotics was he on with his buddies and how much money did he win from the bet

[@jabbawalkiie5019]

He sounds drunk and he probably doesn't have friends.

[@manifestgtr]

It’s actually STUPID easy to break into Fenway. I’ll relate this only because it’s well past the statute of limitations by now...but I went to college at Berklee right up the road and naturally, we used to get REAL fucked up then go wobbling down landsdowne st. One night, we looked up at the rafters from the outside and noticed several clear-as-day paths right up and in. Boom, down the aisle and onto the field. “Hehe, this is the where Pedro and Curt pitch...this is where Nomar always stands, weeee”. One of the little oddities about the dugout is that there are these awkward little urinals that you’d never see on tv or from the stands. I was also living there when we took the World Series back in 04 and for all the events surrounding it. I VIVIDLY remember dancing on top of overturned cars when we beat Oakland in the 03 ALDS. Those were crazy fucking times, man...

[@Wont0n_S0upz]

"If only it were that easy" - The guys in The Town

[@darienbowen990]

“ hey number 23! , u ain’t Michael Jordan ! “ lmao 😂😂😂