[Vinesauce] Joel - The Political Machine 2016

Joel stumps the trump for presidency.
Date streamed: 2 Mar, 2016
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[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Vote for me #VoteforCFM

[@andymoore8835]

You have my vote daddy.

[@greenstatic180]

If someone's skin was blue, they would automatically win because of hillary's tactic. "If you don't vote for me, you're racist" change that to sexist and you have hillary.

[@drenkrod9811]

I, no joke, am using my right to vote (for the first time, as well) to actually submit a write-in for Cheeseburger Freedom Man. He is *GENUINELY* preferable to either candidate.

[@greenstatic180]

CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN SUPPORTS LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA.

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

I hope someone got a chuckle out of that, when the votes were tallied

[@Kewljack02]

He won by only making speeches about marijuana and bees and avoided most other subjects

[@truepyrodudeman3451]

he was the lesser of 2 evils

[@Kewljack02]

+True Pyro Dudeman true true

[@TehMinecat]

Its hip to fuck bees

[@FlameOfUdun96]

+bad time it's also hip to be square

[@jtool666]

Watch the end he lost

[@whyhellotherr4847]

Just imagine watching TV then seeing "I am Cheeseburger Freedom Man and I endorse this message."

[@Terabit3]

He would instantly get my vote

[@evileyeden8024]

RATTLE ME KEN BONES

[@ShoesShoesington]

This reminds me, If I remember clearly Wasn't there a French Morning News Thing or something that used a clip of "meme man"?

[@Scott...]

This aged well

[@Hexadiddle]

Clearly you don't live in Florida

[@MrImperatorRoma]

You winning based off a policy of legalizing gay pot and saving bees was the funniest part of it all.

[@jdmking4776]

+MrImperatorRoma Gay pot? What?

[@jdmking4776]

+MrImperatorRoma Wait... nevermind

[@cosmickappa]

Well...its hip to fuck bees

[@plasmicats2000]

Don't forget more kung fu

[@aspennnnnnnn]

IT'S HIP TO SUPPORT SAVING THE BEES.

[@CS9_]

its hip to fuck them, too

[@mikotoh]

'this is california [points at north carolina]' - joel, 2016

[@guy_th18]

Yo, how the fuck do you guys want us to remember all that shit? we don't even live there.

[@Cybermat47]

To be fair, us filthy fascist foreigners only recognise the shape of Texas.

[@ChaoPlaymate]

YAY I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!

[@mikotoh]

The Guy i just thought it was funny how like... certain joel was. hes was like. thats california. and did the arnold accent. but it was north carolina

[@christiandj50]

10x better customization then the division I'm done

[@Ian-nl9yd]

more customization than real voting too

[@clownwenis7552]

the fact is she probably won't get it.

[@snowyparadox]

According to Joel's geography skills, I now live in California.

[@snowyparadox]

at 20:28

[@jessiethegod938]

So get your medical card

[@Cpt_Natalia]

Austin Edgar Ayyy, I live here.

[@trevnev2780]

hidden black guy is best character

[@hefdef9961]

especially in the dark

[@nignig8308]

+Tomas Cooke op pls nerf

[@smile4249]

+Trevnev Ben Carson

[@Deachuu]

but is too hiden spooks given

[@coconutblaze8169]

top 10 hidden black guys in anime

[@calebisaac2329]

If all the bees die what will Vinny fuck?

[@llCherrylI]

Elephants I guess

[@HardeQx]

+Quentindaleh a fish

[@nutlet1]

nothing, because everything will be DEAD

[@exceptionallybad7183]

+Caleb “Buckstash” French Wasps

[@CS9_]

+HardeQ Joel will kill him before that happens

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

The eagle has a six pack. THE EAGLE HAS A SIX PACK

[@xbopgamer]

+Pinhead Pete GO MURICA!

[@xbopgamer]

***** HEECK YEAAH!

[@thinbulb8832]

MrEpic7203 MURICA

[@FangzV]

"Where's Louisiana? ....It's next to Texas?" checks every state next to texas except louisiana We love you, Joel. Glad to see the Presidential Canon continue. #FuckFreedomCheeseburgerMan2016

[@phoenixband8159]

#stumpthetrump

[@phoenixband8159]

#legalizemarijuana

[@bhalandros]

+FangzV Actually, he actually checked Louisiana, but just kept clicking more states.

[@dubu9881]

he always forgets us (i'm living in louisiana rn :,)))

[@Jcolinsol]

+FangzV "I know this is California" **clicks wrong coast**

[@Legofaner]

"Please clap."

[@Bacxaber]

"If I can get Texas and *G'alifoohnyuh*, I win." -- Joel

[@sirthanksalot97]

"Nonono, it's the Devil, but he does believe in America so it's okay." So basically half the candidates then?

[@tatarilives8887]

Gotta save those bees, So Vinny can have them.

[@LunasLostLove]

+The Rare Zebra Chicken always do your best, just wish i was bee sized like vinny :/

[@raptordave]

Once again Joel proves to be a real master debater.

[@bravelordspeedo4836]

ha ha ha leave

[@raptordave]

+Bravelord Speedo Nope.

[@riv4lm4n]

+Bravelord Speedo Joel's fanbase might not be as liberal as you think.

[@crotchman]

+riv4lm4n Get that political bullshit out of here. Don't bring that shit into this channel.

[@bravelordspeedo4836]

+SkitteringCow Yeah, I didn't make any political statement, just a bad joke that ruined my day.

[@realicwiener]

It's hip to save bees.

[@royatoy5769]

+祖父ｗａｖｅ // ７ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＤＡＤ ～ So everyone can get a bee to fuck

[@flyingtoast27]

B E E S T H E T I C

[@stevemcquark]

I'm sad he didn't play as the Zodiac Killer...

[@ComiicSams]

That pronounciation of Arkansas will make every Arkansan triggered. Also, it'd get you arrested in Arkansas. Yep, there's a law against pronouncing Arkansas wrong.

[@greenstatic180]

Arkan sauce.

[@Hwyadylaw]

Arkham Saw

[@ComiicSams]

+McDucky You see, that actually sounds epic. Your trigger attempt backfired.

[@Hwyadylaw]

Comic Sams No triggering intended :)

[@mje71103]

Hearken Sass.

[@the5thestate587]

"When you breathe you are not supposed to swallow air" - Joel

[@otakunthevegan4206]

The 5th Estate Lol

[@Supplementation]

he called bernie sanders "corpse"

[@peppermillers8361]

who's Bernie? oh, you mean corpse. I thought you were talking about someone else.

[@throwachair4574]

20:01 Freedom Man vs Trump New wallpaper for my phone, computer, and room.

[@arontavares5248]

And every single wall in my entire house, including the outside, will be decorated with pure *'MURICA.*

[@kbarts316]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking diverse the customization feature is in this game? It’s awesome. 😂

[@10poundsofcrap]

hidden black guy for Vinewrestle 2017

[@pimpicecream2987]

Donald Trump for Jerma Rumble

[@ColeYote]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man: Weed-loving beehugger Democrat, somehow wins Texas.

[@Azumongo]

+ColeYote Apparently if you just keep talking about gay weed for weeks they just give up so you finally go away and do that to another state.

[@crazielocsfan3768]

I like how the eagle has a six pack

[@deaththekid416]

And a star in its eye

[@kanna-san.]

And boulder pecs

[@helteskeler1277]

'MURICAAA , FUCK YEAH !

[@aMAXproduction]

Joel chose Minnesota! Home state represent!

[@mikotoh]

+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) yooo youre from minnesota??? awesome!!!!

[@kenetickups6146]

Minnesota is shit

[@mikotoh]

Kenetic Kups meet me in minneapolis in ten minutes for an ass kicking

[@mikotoh]

Lord & Savior Todd Howard TAG TEAM BROTHER

[@cyoban]

You guys should hang out

[@InfinityGhost36]

Joel called North Carolina California lmao

[@jravee5994]

guys lets start a political argument

[@sagoofan]

trump sucks

[@gegibisi]

Bernie is secretly racist

[@cmb9173]

+Soldiah Indeed.

[@kiiogato]

+frosty bite politicians are the most trustworthy people on the planet

[@fartlozenge492]

+Mr. Milk Man how?

[@themega10046]

It's hip to save BEES.

[@derik970]

save vinnys wife

[@derik970]

Legalize Dank memes #makeTheInternetGreatAgain

[@sagoofan]

#MakeTheUniverseGradeAgain

[@derik970]

+Soldiah #mAekGrammerNaczisGr8Agien

[@fitemeirltm5890]

#legalizegaymarijuana

[@derik970]

+Gerard Gay #LegalizeEatingBabies

[@ambazack]

Legalize ISIS #BlowAmericaUpAgain

[@mrbobmanbob]

MEME MAN 2016

[@Xurikyo]

lol

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Fuck Meme Man 2016, he sucks

[@evilthorn4416]

FREE DAH BEES

[@ibrahimorhan2215]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man supports legalization of marijuana.

[@lowpolyzoe]

Welcome back, Freedom Cheeseburger Man. We missed you dearly.

[@Crruptedwoona]

I wish this was how the actual election went

[@ken45y]

If demographics keep changing...especially in TX it might...but be careful what you want.

[@thehonkinator6395]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Black Guy.

[@patrickmcgurn5320]

Crouching Eagle Man, Hidden Black Guy

[@maxymmaxym9325]

That character creation was fucking gold.

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

What happened to Gitaroo Man? Did KZbin get mad about the Japanese Radiohead part?

[@vargskelethorfull]

+THiNGYBOBinc Hahaha yup

[@derik970]

i saw the entire thing what happend

[@zonetropper]

+Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams KZbin, DID YOU SKIP FAIRUSE DAY AGAIN!?

[@toasterman3000]

I thought I was having a stroke or something. I tabbed away for a minute, and when I clicked back it was gone. How the hell did it get removed so quickly?

[@robinetdeaufroide]

+THiNGYBOBinc I wasn't done watching fuck, I'll never know :(

[@royaldayz18]

WE NEED YOU CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN

[@mel0_archive498]

The US fucked up. We didn't elect Cheeseburger Freedom Man. Fuck, we didn't even nominate him.

[@nvrmnt9387]

Melody Anonymous tmw you thought about writing in cheeseburger freedom man

[@RoarkeIsBored]

Royal Weeb where'd you find that decidueye picture?

[@royaldayz18]

Gavin Erickson I forgot. Probably just from randomly scrolling through 4chan.

[@deadgod9866]

"what's the state closest to sweden" "oh minnesota" uhhhh joel

[@mathewbouse1105]

he didn't mean geographically lmao

[@hexagonist23]

it's probably Maine, geographically speaking

[@Kwak444]

It’s because so many Scandinavians immigrated to Minnesota.

[@rampantmutt9119]

"I'll get the merchant, my greatest ally" I see what you did there, Joel.

[@Balileart]

Finally a game where I can play the Zodiac killer

[@windre]

tfw joel calls north carolina california

[@averageo2343]

+wind re There are American citizens who do shit like that.

[@DeadwingDork]

#MakeCheeseburgerFreedomManGreatAgain

[@LunasLostLove]

15:37 "Now get that sword, in me." -Joel 2016

[@nicolarre]

Watching this during the 2016 election night, reality seems more surreal than this.

[@TayshilShimmer]

"I wanna have gay weed" - Joel, 2016

[@BigDaddyDeepDish]

who knew it meme man actually won

[@crisisboy5822]

I just privately shared a link to this video to Donald J Trump AKA Meme Man

[@gamzee3651]

Ashton Fitzsimmons fucking nice

[@LK335q]

I lost it when he called Florida Hawaii. Never change, Joel.

[@lucas000022]

So Joel was basically Gary Johnson?

[@WPNC420]

How to break this game with 121 turns: 1. Fully upgrade HQs in all blue states and swing states, and fully upgrade Consulting offices in all red states 2. Do fundraisers and speeches when you're stagnant on cash 3. Spam attack TV ads in all swing states in the last 30 turns

[@medianna]

bernie isnt talking enough about the current bee problem in america and i think he needs to adress it more often.

[@LilBrovig]

"How do I kill Trump?" -Cheeseburger Freedom Man, 2016.

[@familyguycutawaygag]

There's still a lot of Swedes in Minnesota. I live there, and no joke there are 3 people just on my block with Swedish flags. It's wild.

[@averageo2343]

"We need a pyramid scheme instead." Is that there because Cheeseburger has low intelligence?

[@bmadrigal99]

The way Joel says "California" in an arnold voice is beautiful

[@parazrael]

"You know when you breathe and swallow air at the same time? You're not supposed to do that." -Joel

[@cmb9173]

12:39 he is so american that he can shoot tanks out of his eyes and he shits cheeseburgers.

[@derik970]

he smells like freedom and mc donald fries

[@Deachuu]

+Derik how do you smell like freedom

[@derik970]

+Deachuu have you ever smelled sweat, tears, french fries, burgers, and raw steaks with a little bit of Oil in it? thats freedom

[@Deachuu]

Derik yeh mcdonalds is freedom

[@derik970]

+Deachuu McDonalds is America

[@sqoosh4121]

It said "Protecting net neutrality" Joel you should've picked that one.

[@kirbob]

"this is california"

[@thegeneralissimo470]

That is 90% of Hilary's campaign, "I'm a woman! Vote for me!"

[@tranceparentcycle]

Not true, I support this ideology that I stood against eight years ago. I make hypocritical choices based off trending social opinion. I progressively stand for gay rights and always have done apart from eight years ago where I said gays were attacking the sanctity of marriage, I am a feminist even though I slander modern feminism in my emails to the Congress, I believe that Obama is lazy although I publicly support him. Hillary 2016, Im not lying this time.

[@Mistertbones]

I'd vote for Freedom Cheeseburger Man, regardless of party!

[@oysenberry]

Michelle Obama says Wow Cheeseburger Freedom Man! Great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.

[@michaelthewither]

+Gamemaster Gaming 0/10 not enough eyebrows though

[@hiimemily]

I was cringing so hard when he was trying to find Louisiana, passed over it twice, and then _literally clicked on it and didn't realize it._

[@Coolguysup]

Do you even know what cringe means?

[@jonathanh7509]

+Spooky cringe doesn't always rely on fandom.

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

+Spooky Yes.

[@uuuh6441]

+Emily Plays says the manchild brony

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

***** Being from Louisiana, admitting to having been friends with bronys, I felt definite cringe when he clicked on "THE BOOT" and didn't notice.

[@IkkoArts]

45:19 Never before have I ever been so excited to see a President being elected.

[@godpiksy]

hear joel´s soul excaping was a pleasure

[@rocketsummer]

I think "Vargskelethor Uncut" is a circumcision joke.

[@Yayofangamer16]

3 Minutes in and he already shat on every candidate ever. Trump : MEME MAN Hillary : Corpse I'm Dying.

[@flybones5218]

i love to eat dinner and watch jobel streams

[@elsmike]

This was one of Joel's finest streams

[@magnusmagnusson1446]

#MakeKZbinGreatAgain

[@Deachuu]

-first step: stop using hashtags.

[@magnusmagnusson1446]

MakeKZbinGreatAgain

[@Deachuu]

Magnus Magnusson almost.

[@scrap-]

step 2: make joel president

[@HeroChao132]

+Deachuu MaikYooTubGrateOfGain

[@jennifercorbett8640]

"It's the devil, but he believes in America so it's okay" That's just politics in a nutshell

[@sannamochi]

This is still beautiful.

[@Kajenko]

He looks like an Uncle Sam smurf.

[@apofikery-painboyniknak32]

this stream is proof that joel can take the most cancerous of subjects and make the hilarious. mostly because since he has no idea what's going on so he makes it up as he goes. thanks for making the worst election in the history of the country somewhat bearable

[@WootmansayWOOT]

When joel mentioned deer hunter 2005 music i fucking blasted to the past

[@kingdededong7407]

From legalizing marijuana to Tony the fucking tiger rejecting furries. Gotta love the run for president in Joel's world.

[@sadjohnny6120]

Have you ever noticed that Mississippi and Alabama look like Abe Lincoln and JFK from clone high standing back to back?

[@ZeroZerock]

I like how Joel created a democrat who is secretly a republican.

[@joeganbogan270]

The return of Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man

[@shustyrackleford8567]

This stream was legendary.

[@ffreedomcheeseburgerman9205]

+Wildkat623 I am legendary.

[@shustyrackleford8567]

HAIL BURG

[@len1241]

I remember avgn saying that a game based on a presidential campaign would be the worst concept ever for a videogame

[@Xeavone]

@Vargskelethor Hey, Joel! Here's a fun language fact!: If you're ever in the state of New Hampshire, it's really pronounced New Hamp-Sure among locals. Also, here are the top 3 biggest cities in the state of New Hampshire and their pronunciations! Manchester = Man-Chess-Stur, Nashua = Nash-Shoo-Ah, Concord = Con-Kerd Also, New Hampshire is always the very first state to vote in the line up when voting season starts. "The more you know" ====*

[@randomcanadian6298]

+Xeavone Everyone knows it's actually pronounced New Hamp-Ster. And Manchester is Main-Cheese-tire. And Nashua is Nay-shuh-ay. Concord is obviously pronounced Con-cord.

[@Xeavone]

+Random Canadian Lol, you from Hillsborough county? :P

[@emojiman518]

#LEGALIZEGAYMARIJUANA

[@skvllbone1594]

When he said ar-Kansas lmao

[@jimk3904]

"Hidden black guy" joel 2016-2017

[@Aerodeth]

Cheeseburger is a mess.

[@Cub3ulr]

AMERIFREEDOM BROTHER

[@dashingstarlight8192]

Best time

[@amandasaurusbataar4021]

Joel predicted it all! :P

[@craptrap5257]

Is no one going to comment on how the eagle has abs?

[@MaiSentry]

20:01 Oh Joel, there's no stopping the Trump Train. 1:04:27 See?

[@Cybermat47]

The Troomp Troin?

[@DannielGamingVideosandAviation]

love you joel

[@SlyHikari03]

This is definitely what the founding fathers intended.

[@realkekz]

that map at the end of singleplayer is cursed

[@Dennisjay9]

This game is stupid, there should be meme meter! Memes played such an important part in this election so why are they not apart of this game?

[@microsoftjacket6374]

+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) but Dennis HE IS THE MEME

[@jaredporikos6958]

Joel you are awesome bud

[@LeRuseBird]

That was the harshest stumping I've ever witnessed.