Farewell To The Choco Taco | T****'s Fake Electors Leave Incriminating Email Trail

Stephen recommends Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream to anyone who is upset about the loss of the Choco Taco, and he looks at a bombshell report from the New York Times about the former president's scheme to send fake electors to Congress after the 2020 election. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@StevenTorrey]

"Arizona Lawyer"... is almost a punchline in itself!

[@Silverpup67]

Florida Lawyer is funnier

[@ricksanchez9798]

They are called "legal attorneys" the word "lawyer" is a crude contraction of the words "your law" because for the peasants it was their law and not the "royal circles" law......

[@TheTheloniusPunk]

Weak joke, but Rick Sanchez saved the thread!

[@ricksanchez9798]

@@TheTheloniusPunk if only I could save the world.....

[@mrsstaff78]

Mike Pence got higher up the ladder than Matt Gaetz ever will so he really shouldn’t be talking about Pence not being a leader, also Pence was more of a leader on January 6th than the actual leader.

[@MaryamofShomal]

And unlike Mike Pence who is just a maybe, Matt Gaetz is *definitely* going to prison.

[@eartherinfire]

Which still isn’t saying much; they are all The Swamp. Vote better, America!

[@daylight8208]

But pence is pretty funny

[@doithimaceabhard7457]

This is where it begins, the legend of Mike Pence saving America... saved by a wet wank sock, sad

[@jimbintz2424]

"underaged women" should be replaced with "girls" in every instance.

[@newmoon766]

Hi Jim. Semantics are never simple. Neither is sexual identity. I'm a post-menopausal girly-girl. People are always grasping for new linguistics, for whatever reasons. Suggestion: "The Secret Lives of Words". You seem like a seeker.

[@ecastlevania838]

If I understand what you are saying, I agree. Putting the word "woman" in there is extremely problematic because the whole point is that Gaetz targeted children, not women. That's the literal definition of "underaged" as in not able to legally consent, as in not adults. Using "women" softens the hideousness of what he did. Saying "underaged women" misrepresents who the victims were.

[@veronicastewart1112]

OMG, your remark about the clavita made my whole morning! Thanks for keeping me sane.

[@haruruben]

“Alternative” electors… like “alternative” facts-lies

[@SpaceForceCommander]

“The best people”, like a gang of counterfeiters sending messages to each other saying “Bring the fake money”.

[@ivangreen3995]

the gang that couldn't shoot straight.

[@papadopp3870]

I understand the fake electors got together after the last Committee Meeting and voted. Looks like DeSantis is the real fake President.

[@dkayflowers79]

@@ivangreen3995 Shoot, even the Lil Rascals I'd take more serious than these clowns.

[@Marijuanifornia]

There aren't any "best people" in the United States. There aren't any "good people," either. This country is a corrupt shithole built by slave labor working the Cannabis fields, and no one wants to face reality, so everyone watches comedy shows talk about Choco Tacos as half of the country burns while the other half floods. This country is so worthless that it won't even put a treasonous mass murderer in prison because "law and order" or some such bullshit.

[@Tao_Tology]

History will conclude that, over these past few years, America was saved not by the robustness or incorruptability of its institutions but by the incompetence of its traitors.

[@KealohaHarrison]

This show is a beacon of light in these dark times, thank you for all you and the crew do Stephen!

[@thebrightest1230]

The monkey pox intro is horrifying omg

[@ricksanchez9798]

Only gonna get fucking darker for you reality deniers.......

[@couragekarnga8735]

They really are wonderful!

[@braider5204]

🤡💩😆😆😆

[@kathrynjones6328]

Except for the Biden trashing. Not needed in these tough times when GOP and Christo-fascists are trying to take over.

[@purrbugaloo]

Stephen Colbert's Buffalo Bill hips are gonna make me smile for a week. Hilarious!

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

Reminiscent of Craig Ferguson 😆

[@ghju]

Same 😂 (also props to the writers for the lotion ad, I'd buy it)

[@worldcitizeng6507]

For extra moisturizing, I trust Vaseline. Anthony Hopkins gave ne nightmare 😳 for so long I never wanted to walk by a van

[@mercygrrl]

5:56 for your skip ahead replay 😄

[@AC3handle]

Was expecting him to tuck first.

[@pkp6791]

Stephen Colbert! You are hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs!! That Buffalo Bill imitation was fabulous!

[@al-bot1094]

Honor, integrity, reason, intellect... A Republican fears not, these things, for Republicans do not know these things exist.

[@fredplat467]

When they discover them, they stop being republikkkans

[@Marijuanifornia]

Who among you cares even slightly about honor, integrity, reason or intellect? Show me one person on Earth who can comprehend the importance of the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory.* How many of you know that there is a government video on a government website that told Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defeat Hitler? How many of you are smart enough to watch the film and understand why it matters? I don't think that any of you can because the video was made public in 1990 and it's now 2022 and the only place that any of you learn about it is from my KZbin comment, because your television masters won't tell you about it. Your teachers won't teach it to you, your history books don't explain it, your tv personalities get paid to avoid it, and your Senators are corrupt to their fucking core. Do any of you know that there was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp for Victory Act of 2019?* Of course, you don't know that. None of you care. We could have saved hundreds of thousands of lives by growing weed in our yards while we were all in quarantine to make PPE for hospitals, but no one cared. So, Cannabis dispensaries were deemed "essential businesses" to remain open to sell corporate weed to ignorant American consumers while hospitals ran out of bed sheets, toilet paper, masks, ventilators and everything else that can be made from hemp. Good job, America! No, really. All of you have such honor, integrity, reason and intellect. Your parents and teachers did such a good job raising all of you to be rational, thinking, mature adults.

[@blakethegreatone2058]

As opposed to democrats who know they exist and can't seem to use any while pointing at everyone else and autism screeching?

[@tvtothepoint]

What people fail to understand is that human life is a commodity like any other. Only valuable in trade, labor, and as fodder for war. Once they come to realize this (and the sooner they all accept this as fact) we can more easily predict the future of wars, and political alignments. The oligarchy has known this since first dawn. That's why they invented Gods. And war. And gods. Putin knows. Russia needs arable land to produce food and profit. Then they can replace the petro-dollar with the food-ruble. Oil is a limited quantity, and on the decline. There are 7+ billion hungry mouths to feed, with more being made every day, and more food is the only answer. Guess which currency is going to be the future?

[@brynpookc1127]

@AL- BOT Excellent!

[@Jen.Nicole]

I'll never understand why the choco taco was never sold as a desert option at Taco Bell 🤯

[@joenarbaiz1640]

*dessert option.

[@boldtaa]

It was. I worked at Taco Bell in Florida mid 90s. We sold the choco taco and it was incredible.

[@Jen.Nicole]

@@joenarbaiz1640 Sorry about that mistake. I'm a grammar freak but mentally exhausted and fighting sleep. 🥴

[@bradcarver8127]

It was when I worked there in 04-05. I would steal one every shift.

[@Jen.Nicole]

@@boldtaa That's awesome to hear!! I'm in central Pennsylvania and Taco Bells seem to be scarce here. My insanely small town just put one in about six years ago.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“Things are looking a little rough right now” -literally the biggest understatement ever.

[@couragekarnga8735]

The world is going to hell, literally. It's on fire! At least we have comedy to make us laugh about it all.

[@Marijuanifornia]

Marijuana stopped Hitler. Wouldn't it be fucking amazing if voting adults were smart enough to learn? *Hemp for Victory,* US Dept of Agriculture 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Yes, I know. It's just "spam." Learning is hard, so just call it "spam."

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

Dingus ex Machina is the best nickname in a while.

[@daemenoth]

best one ever was "super callous fragile racist sexist nazi potus"

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

Pence is trying so hard to look like Bill Buckley, but I look at him and only the phrase "plantation owner" comes up in my head.

[@alex35agm]

Mannequin comes to my mind.

[@jacklawer6389]

Pence, Madam Tussos calling they want you back at the museum

[@cathywethington5913]

Every time I hear his name, I visualize him slumped in a zombie like stupor while trump was talking. When I saw that picture the first time, I wondered if he was asking himself how stupid a person needs to be to hitch their political career to someone as bombastic and toxic as tfg

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Really? Cause i keep thinking Mayonnaise, same look, same amount of charisma and absolutely no flavour or just texture..

[@christyadams9235]

The Buffalo Bill commercial is the best thing I've seen in ever. Thank you for that

[@HappyFunTimeMedia]

Ben and Jerry's should start making it's own Chaco Tacos.

[@audreymuzingo933]

Well, if they did I'm sure they'd be delicious, but $20 a box or something, ha.

[@rhiannonrede]

Totally love the Americone dream.

[@renegade44040]

Where the hell have I been? I've never even heard of it. chocolate taco Klondike bar.

[@TheShaddy15]

Then you havent lived, it is amazing, i mean...was 😢.

[@jillv4006]

Me either. Perhaps it was a regional thing.

[@thathobbitlife]

Its Chaco Taco.. not a klondike, just made by the company. If you go to any gas store or convenience store like 7-11 they usually have them with the single serve ice creams. They're not sold in a box very often.

[@jillv4006]

@@thathobbitlife oh, that explains why I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never had ice cream at a convenience store before. Thank you.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

I'm so glad Mike Pence's life in Indiana is so pleasant. The people who contracted AIDS when he cut funding and closed clinics can't say the same.

[@DARWINZOO]

Trump defunded our global first response teams. I don't mean CDC or World Health org. I mean infectious disease scientists. Independent ones.

[@Nevertoleave]

Makes you wonder if that lawyer figured none of this would fly and just, did not give a fuck about leaving evidence. “Screw it, we’re screwed and I might as well screw everyone else along the way”

[@MyFiddlePlayer]

Unfortunately, I think the actual reason was that he thought the coup would succeed...TFG would give everyone pardons, and therefore evidence wouldn't matter. Autocracies don't follow any rules except their own.

[@brianfreland9065]

Sociopaths and narcissists always think they're smarter than everyone else and believe they couldn't be caught. It's a trait they all have in common

[@Opus313]

Matt Gaetz was looking for some 'student action'... Open the Prison Gaetz Roll out the Welcome Matt

[@lizpedano1542]

Hahaha lmao 😂

[@ricksanchez9798]

I suppose you think you are clever with such pathetic word play???

[@TheUluxian]

@@ricksanchez9798 Jealous?

[@TheUluxian]

I heard he just happened to be in town doing some shopping. Nothing big..Just some minor purchases..

[@ricksanchez9798]

@@TheUluxian why would I be? my wordsmithing is far superior......

[@SpaceForceCommander]

“Alternative” is Kellyanne’s favorite word to avoid getting into trouble. Whether it’s successful or not is another question.

[@ricksanchez9798]

"Alternative facts" usually means fabricated lies.....

[@charlescrosswhite4845]

These people seem to be living in an "alternative" universe. 🥴

[@kingjamos2422]

"I'm not cheating, I'm just sleeping with my alternative husband."

[@charlescrosswhite4845]

@@kingjamos2422 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrissiek8706]

@@kingjamos2422 not sure her non alternative husband would mind much. I pitty their daughter, that's one toxic family

[@alinchitown7556]

Colbert at his best the Gates line a classic give his writers a raise.

[@juraj_b]

time?

[@BooksForever]

Wait, this grammatical mess has already been edited? My god... how bad was it originally?

[@alinchitown7556]

Wait grammar counts on KZbin 😂😂😂. Sister Anne is going smack my knuckles for forgetting my English grammar lessons.

[@lightyagami351]

@@juraj_b 8:50.

[@jamesmif]

*Gaetz

[@HikerBiker]

Shows how little I deal with fast foods, I've never heard of Choco Taco till now. Thank you for bringing me up to speed with the news.

[@jailcatjones3250]

It's not fast food lol, it's an ice cream taco that you could buy from any gas station that sold ice cream. Usually in one of those freezer chests with a sliding door on top.

[@KRyan-gn5uw]

Nothing more painful than watching Pence trying to be witty or humorous.

[@davidlundquist1979]

Well actually, sometimes he hits what I think of as that "zen comedy" zone, where something is funny because it's not funny. Like that Simpsons episode where Bart and Milhouse spent a painfully long time on the box factory tour. But Pence is most definitely not doing it on purpose.

[@missyyy-]

Nothing except losing the choco taco. 😢

[@colinl5951]

Nothing more painful than watching Biden trying to be a president.

[@marvinmartion1178]

That’s because conservative humor is at a 3rd grade level! Truly childlike.

[@dennisbergendorfii5440]

How about any GOP presidential candidate trying to sound intelligent yet anti- intellectual at the same time?

[@errgag3580]

He invited....He incited.....They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he MUST be indicted.

[@ricksanchez9798]

If only any of it was fucking true.... maybe then your delusions would actually be real.....

[@spicyirwin5835]

U forgot extorted! His call for votes to Ga could get any prisoner to talk! Ukraine took integrity even with Putin surrounding them so no American cannot VOTE!

[@bennettgrimm2618]

Yeah fuck that Capitol hill occupied protest, why aren't any of those people in jail?

[@alchemysolgod]

I actually had the Americone Dream for the first time the other day and it was incredible.

[@Omni0404]

Did you eat the whole container in 1 sitting?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Wow! I have to try it now!

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

@@Omni0404 IDK how someone can not do that.

[@boarder6246]

It’s one of the best ice cream ever

[@PamelaDrake215]

I had it years ago at the close of my tour of the Ben and Jerry's factory. I liked it so much I bought the t-shirt: I ATE THE AMERICONE DREAM.

[@alfonsocarranza4852]

Silence of the lamb, buffalo bill dance had me 💀

[@carolw8579]

Totally hiLarious ✅

[@ricksanchez9798]

Yeah, he'd know all about how serial killers act right???

[@daemenoth]

@@ricksanchez9798 didn't he play one in csi?

[@ricksanchez9798]

@@daemenoth I'm pretty sure he sold out for some form of screen time, this isn't getting him any viewers ...... I'm just here to burst their fantasy bubble.....

[@daemenoth]

@@ricksanchez9798 you are the one in a fantasy... the comments and views say people thought it was a funny bit. How exactly did you figure you lame passive aggressive comment would accomplish that anyways... you fail as a troll dirty sanchez

[@Amitabha108]

Stephen's Buffalo Bill impression was the best thing I've seen all day

[@johndododoe1411]

Entire skit had me confused as I initially thought of the original Buffalo Bill, only later remembering that the movie character had that code name.

[@janedoe247]

“Most Republican men can’t find the clavita” lmao!!! Amongst other things!!! 😂

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

Never heard of a chaco taco, thought he was talking about a taco restaurant chain. 🤣

[@ricksanchez9798]

Why not? they appropriated every thing else......

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

I'm just allowing myself to enjoy the ever so slight rise of hope I am feeling tonight, after having seen these news: *"DONALD TRUMP UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION BY DOJ"*

[@ricksanchez9798]

Dream on pussy...... your delusions will fail just like their illusions that feed those delusions...... two mother fucking impeachments and nothing actionable..... you can't just lock people up cause the boobtube told you to hate them...... and you can't fucking change the truth of reality ever. All your "side" has are emotionally unstable lies . ... maybe you should quit buying into all this political theater and look to the real world for what is really happening........ DEMOCRACY IS TREASON....

[@TheUluxian]

ikr? I saw the Meidas boys announce it earlier. I commented they better not be playing with our emotions again..

[@spicyirwin5835]

Hopefully so many crimes Garland has so much to do!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Dare I entertain the spark of hope within my heart? It has been crushed before...

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Regarding USA, when it comes to something as obviously trifle as the *VITAL* need of holding someone who as their acting president (thereby needing to be held to the highest standards, naturally) instigated a violent insurrection, accountable for his significant & treasonous crimes, one really has to see it happen to believe it. This became clear to me long ago.

[@gabelogan5877]

I love how this channel has made Trump's name in its titles a censored profanity.

[@theozlander4629]

He also won't say his name in any segment lol

[@silvertree2189]

@@theozlander4629 Brilliant! lol

[@leopardscarf]

Oh, Stephen!! When you began the “Aveeno” skin dance, it was INSTANTLY recognizable as that character! I laughed SO HARD! You were great!! Thank you, dear “Senator” Colbert. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

[@pennymitchell8523]

Maybe also......Congressman Kimmell.....Senator Bee....President Stewart......

[@wrongturnVfor]

no it doesnt. I love stephen as a comedy show host but we shouldnt just pick anyone we like in any capacity as politicians. There are plenty progressive candidates already trying hard to get into the house and senate, lets help them first, shall we?

[@branjosnow6244]

PMSL at that, too funny.

[@ALCRAN2010]

Didn't Colbert do a gag where he had a PAC for public office?

[@TheRobWay1]

😂 I read this comment before seeing the dance..omg that didn’t disappoint !😂

[@colorfulwater5070]

So many laughs during such a dark time. Thank you. Hello so we don't cry.

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

Living in Australia, I’ve never heard of a Choco Taco. Now that I know of it, and in the same moment, realised its going away, I AM SAD!

[@alexd9550]

They are so good too😭

[@buttercxpdraws8101]

Lol same. I’m never gonna get to try a Choco Taco. This has international implications!!!

[@johnmohblaxta]

Same from Kenya 😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

I want one now, damn it!

[@Echo81Rumple83]

I live in California, and I'VE never heard of it.

[@aliahnicole434]

6:00 his hips don’t lie

[@Erik-nj6fs]

Pence describing the specs on his fucking lawnmower killed me😂

[@cathywethington5913]

Yeah, as if he would even know how to mount one

[@sprig5173]

Getting Gaetz to speak at a young conservative conference is some high level trolling.

[@Scarletspeedster68]

Matt Gayetz needs to be more concerned about his own legal issues as opposed to insulting women who wouldn't give his nasty carcass the time of day. Btw, did you ever notice that he looks like a mutated version of Jimmy Neutron? #LOCKHIMUP

[@brentwalker3300]

Turning Point is groomer central.

[@Ervinabrahamian]

@@brentwalker3300 Nah, the pride parade is groomer central. Turning point is where you go when you start accepting facts.

[@fishsupper1263]

Letting gaetz speak at all is a high crime . He thinks misdemeanour is a beauty pageant

[@Jakeonkuningas]

He was going anyways to try and find a new girlfriend

[@infinitysteppingstone331]

"Democracy is hanging on only by a pube..." --Stephen Colbert 🤣🤣🤣

[@cindyyeager8627]

Such a man now. Riding a John Deere mower with mother Pence cracking the whip. At least he can afford Olive Garden.

[@cathywethington5913]

Yeah I'm sure he does his own mowing. It's how he keeps his lily white skin

[@sybillestahl8646]

Sounds like a nice mower. I wouldn’t mind having one of those.

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

Trump giving a speech on crime - at last he has a topic to speak about for which he is an actual subject matter expert on.

[@susanfanning9480]

Well, if you put it that way, you're right .🤪

[@anthonyto1993]

PASSAGE OF TIME 🙏

[@fayboedecker2532]

Actually, not so. He still thinks he was right on the attack, inciting a riot, willfully refused to do the job. He still thinks he can rail up the folks again. Because, the law enforcement hasn't come for him yet

[@chrissiek8706]

Would be first time in his life

[@telebubba5527]

@@fayboedecker2532 No he doesn't. He knows full well what he did and that he's wrong. Why else would het eat papers or try to flush them down the toilet, not to mention all the other cover-ups. He's just trying to drag things out, because it worked in the past, but this time justice will come for him and his cronies. Rest assured.

[@danieluhl6131]

Cleta Mitchell must be feeling validated, knowing her brave male plotters thought so highly of her contributions to the effort.

[@Goatchild90]

that "Martha My Dear" at the end was great

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Thank you for managing to still make us smile in times like these. ❤️❤️

[@jessetorres8738]

Trump (& the Republican Party as a whole) still can't get over the fact that a majority of people voted for Biden & that was 2 years ago. Trump is also probably still not over the fact that more people voted for Clinton then him despite him winning the Electoral College & that was 6 years ago. Part of me hopes that 2024 down comes down to Trump vs. Harris just to see him lose the popular vote for a 3rd time as well as see how he (& the Republican Party as a whole) would react to losing to her of all people.

[@nicholasschmiegelt2865]

Unfortunately Harris approval reading is not that good. I think she is doing a fine job and would make a great President. But her approval rating might hurt her.

[@alexisrivera200xable]

They are actually pretty used to not being able to win cleanly. It's why they gerrymandered the hell out of the country wherever they could, Invested billions over the last 4 decades buying up local TV stations and propping up fake news outlets like Breitfart and One America whatever so they can create moral panics to run on. They have the most unpopular platform ever yet have taken the presidency and the senate multiple times despite almost never having the popular vote. The cheating is standard for them and so is their public ranting and victimhood BS what is new is the rampant idiocy and very well documented public displays of criminality and ineptitude.

[@hmq9052]

@@nicholasschmiegelt2865 It doesn't matter. People didn't really vote for Biden. They voted against Trump. The same would happen again and it would be glorious.

[@El.MocoLoco]

A majority of people didn't vote for Biden if you count the numbers who didn't vote for either party

[@ricksanchez9798]

Bullshit, those fucking traitors couldn't handle mean tweets so they used orange man bad as an excuse to try and justify their treason and stole trumps votes..... you fucking pusillanimous cowards that just lap up their bullshit just can't handle the reality that justice is coming for these fucking traitors and you'll never fucking admit you were fooled by their lies, even when their fucking heads roll for their treason.....

[@NileshR12]

I loved the Choco Taco! It's so good! Why are they getting rid of it? It was so tasty!

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's a sad day for stoners!

[@carolw8579]

What'd....? Never had one & never heard of iT

[@Curt_Randall]

choco tacos were better than klondikes.

[@ricksanchez9798]

Because corporations don't give a shit about their customer base when they can just get bailed out of failure with the American workers tax money.........

[@uweshep4578]

Based on him showing it was based on product performance over the last 2 years...If you think about it we have been dealing with COVID the last 2 years. Most of the prime places to buy Choco Tacos: Beaches, side walk vendors, parks, sporting events, carnivals...even ice cream trucks were less attended/visited than ever. So while anyone can go to the supermarket and get a Klondike or a cone, people didn't have the option to buy as many tacos. So when they did a company review and realized one product had to make the cut, it was the taco. It should have been the cones though!

[@bethnasca4720]

Can’t stop watching your monologues! You’re awesome!

[@MadDragon75]

Brought out like a rockstar... Taken off stage like a funeral. 🤣😂🤣 See what happens when you hire teenagers to set the stage?

[@briangill23]

The Choco taco is a goddamn American icon and I for one am incredibly depressed about this news

[@briankimzey6519]

Yep, it's going the way of the American constitution

[@alanai1981]

WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED. WHATS HAPPENING??

[@KitC916]

love you Stephen!

[@jacobbosley1946]

It's like being subpoenaed to a hearing accusing you of inciting violence and in the same day going in front of news demanding people go on the offensive to defend your innocence.

[@TheKreators]

I am Canadian, and I have never even known about the choco taco before tonight! :O I feel like I've been robbed!

[@alanai1981]

YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED. IT WAS DELICIOUS

[@TheKreators]

@@alanai1981 😭

[@sybillestahl8646]

I’m Canadian too, and as long as I can get any flavour from Kawartha Dairy, I’m good.

[@Ireneharnack1138]

I'm heartbroken over the loss of Choco-Taco!

[@alanai1981]

WE ALL ARE

[@Textile_Courtesan]

I am, too. My local dealership has an unlimited free ice cream cooler that you can snack from while you get car repairs done. I was in heaven when I saw it was stocked with Choco Tacos! I was there for 3 hours while my car was being worked on and I likely had half a dozen of those things. My local QT also keeps them stocked but they're $3 or more each and a box of 4 is $5. I try to buy them at the grocery store but I can never find them.

[@chrisdonovan8795]

When the judge sentences him, it has to include a smile emoji.

[@DeepThought420]

Hey you, yes you reading this comment I hope you're having a fantastic night!

[@ajt51773]

Thx! Hope you're having an awesome night!

[@MargaretMcGill]

It’s 5am in Scotland (I’m going back to sleep now 😉) so right back at ya.

[@carolw8579]

Thanks for the shout out ☺

[@l.w.4701]

Ah yes!!! Colbert’s Americone Dream… love it 😍

[@LooseConnection]

It's just like taco bell removing the Mexican pizza to have a manufactured demand and scarcity

[@deprofundis3293]

Don't remind me, I still feel traumatized 😭

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

Or the Twinkie debacle Or New Coke

[@TruLdy]

LOVE LOVE LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT!! I always need him in my life😝😆😜🤪🤣😂🥰💕😊💙

[@mikefromwa]

"Schooled by a guy who's not allowed within 50 ft of one" *OUCH* that's gonna leave a mark.

[@michaelg3088]

Matt Gaetz still isn't in prison yet. Sad. Lame.

[@embreis2257]

or at least expelled from Congress

[@Luboman411]

Someone, somewhere must revive the choco taco. This is the first I've ever heard of it. I want one!!

[@ladiblake8045]

They are great

[@Jen.Nicole]

TACO BELL 👏🏻

[@TheUluxian]

They're awesome! I have the feeling once Klondike starts getting the backlash, they'll return..And probably stronger than ever..

[@KristinA-xv4yk]

The shell is soggy, & the ice cream is full of air. Disgusting.

[@Root_boy]

They are fantastic. Sadly only available for a period of 2 years in the 90s here in Europe but I still miss them

[@KnowItAllDM]

Americone Dream is actually one of my favorite flavors.

[@Alione]

"I'd moisturize me." I literally SCREAMED watching and hearing that bit. Stephen Colbert has consistently surprised me with seamless references in both monologues and interviews. The other one that immediately comes to mind is when he snuck in (at the end of TItus' interview) "Oh, I'm a BOMB cook!"

[@FSMonster]

That was one of Stephen's best bits ever. Just needed the band to play "Goodbye Horses" :D

[@silvertree2189]

My stomach hurts from laughing when he Buffalo Billed out! Oh Aveeno!

[@silvertree2189]

@@FSMonster YESSS! BRILLIANT!

[@dennisp3314]

The Monkeypox "wait & see attitude" - reminds me of way back when Aids was rearing its ugly head. Once people realized it was mostly a "Homosexual" problem it was like - Ho hum who cares ? Then, they realized it was affecting "normal, good folks", it was like THIS IS an Emergency !

[@JackSears95]

If Stephen were an animal, he’d be a polar bear. Then he could be Stephen Cold Bear.

[@mariahgrimes207]

I see a microbrew , hear me out, stephens cold beer 🍺 🤓

[@ricksanchez9798]

No, he'd be the same animal every politician would be....a mother fucking weasel.....

[@susanfanning9480]

Groan....🤪

[@jb888888888]

He and Gary Mule Deer can hang out.

[@jpablo700]

I read about the choco taco on Monday and was at a hardware store yesterday that had them at checkout. Picked it up and it is certainly unique. It's like eating a chocolate dipped cone but every bite has chocolate, nuts, ice cream, fudge and waffle cone in it. Definitely unique...

[@audreymuzingo933]

YES, that is what's great about it! All the stuff in every bite!

[@tootiredforthis1]

OK but how much ice cream exploded out the back on your first few bites? Lol that happened to me a lot at least

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@tootiredforthis1 Eating a CT is an art, but even with all the talent in the world it may not go according to plan, but then there's the art of eating the mess off your hand. 😆

[@tootiredforthis1]

@@audreymuzingo933 each one is a different experience based on how goopified the inside is, as mine were usually from the ice cream man they were TREMENDOUSLY GOOPY. I definitely got better at the second art before the first lol

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@tootiredforthis1 Mmmmmmmmmm

[@cicalinarrot]

In Italy, we had the Choco Taco for like three years in the 90s, it was called Winner Taco, and it became a cult ice cream that hipsters wanted to come back. There were massive social-network campaigns, maybe the biggest food-related ones ever in here, to bring it back and it was reissued a few years ago. Now I think it’s silently gone again since we realized people in their 30s don’t really eat that much ice cream. Who knew.

[@marcpeterson1092]

Did your version also have a shell that was like cardboard? That's why I stopped eating them.

[@VincentValentine33]

I was always a Drumstix fan.

[@RocLobo358]

You have gelato you don't need a dumb taco

[@marcpeterson1092]

@@VincentValentine33 About equally gross.

[@cicalinarrot]

@@marcpeterson1092 I'm pretty sure it wasn't the same because it was, as the name suggests, less "chocolate" focused, it had caramel inside and a shell similar to the Cornetto, normal waffle with chocolate inside, if I remember it properly.

[@d.v.592]

Stephen Colbert...please tell them to add more waffle to the ice cream!! I love it though!!

[@MasMarley94]

You got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I'll moisturizer me" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@laalaa99stl]

From "alternative facts" to "alternative votes." How it began. How it ended.

[@saar144]

Ended? It’s only the beginning

[@NileshR12]

That's so true!

[@NileshR12]

@@saar144 Oh God I hope not

[@El.MocoLoco]

I've seen more evidence that Joe Biden and his wife are racists than I have that US elections are secure but what do I know as a breakfast taco Between Democrat vaccine mandates upon minorities while still trying to disarm us I've grown tired of taco jokes

[@couragekarnga8735]

Please, America, don't make another 2016 mistake!

[@ninjaninja1720]

I refuse to buy any other ice cream based on a late night show. Americone Dream all the way!

[@ameliakat9982]

It is delicious

[@Hooyahfish]

I had a crappy day today and now it’s a little better. Thanks Stephen!

[@piccalillipit9211]

Im sorry you had a crappy day friend.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Awww. I hope tomorrow's better for you. Good night!

[@carolw8579]

Well I've had a great F..N day bc it appears that the 🤡 is headed for hot water with the USJD...... HOORAH!!!!!!

[@vailryan5682]

I had one of those the other week. The shell was the texture and flavor of what I'd imagine cardboard would be.

[@user-zy4wv7yx1z]

Americans love their low quality desserts. The more corn syrup and unpronounceable ingredients, the more they love it

[@goahead3995]

I am a health care provider in Arizona. When I was leaving work today, there was a huge SUV in our parking lot with a humongous blue flag that said, "F*ck Biden!". I just chuckled pretty hard. It's an ID sign that represents this guy's level of intelligence. 🤣

[@o.b.7217]

And if you approached the owner to ask, what that's supposed to mean "fruck", or "fluck"? He wouldn't even understand the question. These guys are brainless.

[@davidlundquist1979]

Wait... have the MAGAts forgotten what "Let's Go Brandon" actually means? I mean, if they have, great! But they were still totally in love with it just a few months ago.

[@poodarillajones423]

They REAR TRUMP !!! SCARED to the point they will stoop so low . Pathetic & disgusting Dem. ...... FEAR TRUMP !!!!!

[@lindzieh]

Do you work near me because I think I’ve seen that same car driving around??

[@hollybeary]

I once saw a huge pickup in a Target parking lot with that very same sticker, along with a MAGA and a Ted Nugent one. Scary.

[@roywilson4514]

Always love the digs at Taco Bell 😂

[@mdouglaswray]

Stephen... always... SO GOOD.

[@qwopiretyu]

I never got a choco taco... I always wanted one... Alas it shall never be. A lesson about making time for your dreams

[@mrzoinky5999]

Ooooh man I've never seen a Choco Taco before - I WANT ONE !

[@tempesnyder6243]

The music from those trumpet players at the end was stunning!

[@sbwan]

6:01-6:11 IM STILL LAUGHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣 No hyperbole This is the funniest thing you will see all night

[@Brett_S_420]

The choco-taco is awesome if IF the waffle cone/taco shell hasn't gotten all soggy from being in their freezer forever.

[@jessielovve]

I'm going to miss 😢 the choco taco I found about it in San Antonio in 2000 it was one of my favorite favorite 👋 choco taco

[@ricksanchez9798]

Get used to it, they don't care about their customers when they can just get bailed out.....I say stop feeding these monsters and quit buying anything, show them where the power really exists........... DEFUND THE GOVERNMENT, STOP PAYING TAXES.....

[@cryptovive3835]

Choco Taco was my favorite when I was a kid! I always picked it when the Ice Cream Truck came!

[@chelyalynniyah1997]

I love, love love St. Vincent's black lace pantsuit. It reminded me of a time when I was looking for a similar lace pantsuit, for a Prince Concert, back in '98!!! Oh, the memories...

[@CarlosEnriqueAmaro]

How have I never heard of the Choco taco until now? I’m sure it has more protein and is still healthier than Taco Bell 🌮 😅

[@El.MocoLoco]

Did you notice Jill BidenX PhD referred to us as breakfast tacos? White people live in their own racist world

[@calisahardy4845]

Choco Tacos are so good and only slightly healthier than Taco Bell. 😏

[@aftersexhighfives]

Yeah you've been living under a rock.

[@daveprout5373]

Apparently, I have as well

[@brandiebishop8473]

Fun fact, Taco Bell used to sell them!

[@domprice9512]

Everything is on fire. Lol it’s the new norm. “This is fine”

[@violetxoxox]

Americone Dream is still my go-to B&J flavor. When it first came out, I was afraid it would be a limited edition, but it’s still here more than a decade later. I still can’t believe the local grocery store in the teeny, tiny Trumper town I [unfortunately] moved to in 2012 carries it, but YAY!!! 🥰

[@melissamorton1282]

I never even heard of a Choco taco until now lol 😆😆😆

[@philgroves7694]

On fire tonight, Mr. Colbert! On fire! Thanks!

[@KoD]

There's not been enough time to even watch this entire clip but I already know it will make me laugh. Thank you Stephen for the joy and entertainment!

[@El.MocoLoco]

Did it make you laugh when Jill BidenX PhD referred to us as breakfast tacos?

[@lizpedano1542]

@@El.MocoLoco Oh get a life and grow up ... such immaturity with trumps ilk

[@user-kb9cu4rl9z]

Never heard of Choco Taco. Seems like 40 years of bad marketing. But craving the Conebert ice cream!

[@RobertEskuri]

It's like the Drumstick except you get waffle, chocolate and ice cream in every bite.

[@bovinityleak2066]

You are so right! Ive never eaten one in my 59 yr life. I was hardly even aware of their existence.

[@Becky_Cal]

It was an ice cream carried by the ice cream trucks in the 70s/80s in large U.S. cities, mainly in California. It was then sold in convenience stores (think 7-11) until recently.

[@melaniecarroll1305]

Colbert is so damn funny… dancing silence of the lambs 🤣

[@silvertree2189]

I'd moisturizes me...I'm still laughing a year later. So funny!

[@damienlucifer1000]

That lil dance now lives rent free in my head. Tyvm. 😂

[@Jasper_Yay636]

I’ll take humor over assault weapons every day and twice on Sunday.

[@audreymuzingo933]

This literally made me go to the store just to buy the last package of Choco Tacos I will ever have. They were already gone.

[@andrewvanatta1569]

Don't give up hope just yet. Twinkies were supposed to get discontinued a few years ago, but as soon as people learned they were going away, demand went through the roof and Hostess decided to keep making them. I suspect that was the plan all along.

[@JesusCheeseburger]

@@andrewvanatta1569 Someone bought Hostess and brought them back

[@austrarobust8993]

Not the choco taco.🥺 Its ice cream wrapped in cone, the greatest. 🙏

[@juliemackenzie1978]

Great monologue. 👍😊👏😂🤣😜

[@alex35agm]

Pence makes statues look alive.