Fast Ball | Humans are space orcs

[@robinmansions2884]

A real person reading something also written by another actual human being- and both done well? Finally, some good fucking media.

[@diamondwillow1191]

AI can go throw itself in a dumpster :D

[@skeepodoop5197]

Kree: "The humans are out of ammunition, but so are we. I guess it's a stalemate." Human: "Hey shitass!" *lobs rock.

[@Chokah]

@@skeepodoop5197 "Think fast ,Chucklenuts."

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​@@Chokahchuck fast thinklenuts!

[@Chokah]

Man if they thing a sling is frightening, wait until they meet the atlatl.

[@hopeandpiece]

haha, funny throwing sticks go whoosh

[@genghiskhan6809]

Or any form of bow.

[@dethkruzer]

I have to appreciate just how visceral those descriptions were.

[@paulgoodridge2269]

Bad news. We're in a bad situation, Good news! They're in just the as bad as of a situation as we are.

[@DragonJohn]

Misery loves company

[@paulgoodridge2269]

@@DragonJohn not so much of a misery Loves company situation. It's more of a everyone's an equally bad situation.

[@EmpPeng2k7]

Good news, they are stuck in here with us

[@ardet7383]

@EmpPeng2k7 "I not trapped in a facility full of robots. YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH MEE!" -Jane Doe, soldier tf2

[@diamondwillow1191]

Mr video editor won't be editing my videos for a while until his arm is better so things might be slow for a while until he is recovered. On another note, today is still Friday for me so I'm still technically on schedule! Next week will be stories submitted by people in my Discord! That'll be fun! :D I'm also interested in knowing how interested everyone is in knowing the lore behind my channel avatar 🤔 Her name is Sage and I've written some short stories in the HASO style with her. If people are interested in learning more about her and the universe I've created for her, I'd be more than happy to share. Either way, there'll be more of her coming soon (Likely well before I'll feel ready for a patreon)

[@MiningwithPudding]

How soft are Sage's ears?

[@diamondwillow1191]

Very :D

[@rustyshackleford6906]

Count me in Willow! I always wondered about the drawings in your earlier videos

[@diamondwillow1191]

My early drawings don't hold much story to them honestly 😅 most of them were either drawings of ocs I had or gifts for friends

[@alphamorion4314]

That sounds like fun

[@Xymor]

I want to read the rest of this author's short stories so bad, but at the same time I want to hear you read them and support the channel, as I wouldn't want to watch these if I read them I resist the urge to read the rest of this author's short stories.

[@erinpylant2161]

Easy fix: read the stories as you listen! Kinda like what your teacher would tell you to do if you got an audio book in elementary school ^-^ (the midnight fox audiobook altered my brain chemistry in immeasurable ways because of the audio book lmao)

[@turtlecannon7218]

So athletic must have their limbs recorded as deadly weapons. Basically the human body is labeled as the greatest natural deadly weapon?

[@shae98sc2]

Just wait till they find out about *grenades*!

[@saranorah228]

That was fast (I found ur stuff today)

[@silverseth7]

Man, the One Thing I think Stray was missing was picking your choice of cat in the beginning.

[@diamondwillow1191]

I'm partially glad it didn't let me pick lol I wouldn't be able to choose. They are all cute!

[@killerwindego1294]

I was JUST about to go to bed, dang it!! God i love this channel!!!

[@Starlitsoul0359]

WOOOO!! New space orcs video!!!

[@bordenfleetwood5773]

Omg, the (darkness) at the end. Lol! Seriously, of all the hfy readings on KZbin, this channel is my favorite. Krill and his experiences among the strange primates, especially.

[@ardet7383]

I am a simple man. I see diamondwillow space orks? I click. Always excellent work, love these vids

[@AmberSong]

I LOVE these stories. Every time I see that you made a new video, it makes my day. Your videos cheer me up.

[@fireyjon]

wow, great story. and great voice acting

[@chessqueen7282]

Your voice is so soothing! I love listening to your humans are space orcs series in the background as i do chores!

[@BudTheStud]

You know, I got into HFY when I heard you read the first chapter of this story. I am truly grateful for helping me go down the wonderful Space Ork rabbit hole. Thank you 😊

[@Quarter2Doom]

It’s always a good day when I see another Humans are Space Orks video go up

[@Zalxier]

Ngl, this is a great thing to find after a nightshift. Thanks for the upload. ^-^

[@ob6733]

Love this series, a highlight of my day when they come out

[@copperflame5070]

Way too much ai HASO stuff these days, nice to see you're still keeping on :)

[@diamondwillow1191]

I can promise that AI will never make an appearance on my channel :D

[@copperflame5070]

@@diamondwillow1191

[@blackdiamond9636]

I love your videos. They help me chill out

[@ARandomShipper]

Even with a migraine we cant be out missing these

[@noahandreasen9221]

Once again great content. It’s so interesting yet simple. And makes me almost proud to be Human

[@Chaosrunepownage]

You're only out of ammo if you don't have anything left to YEET!

[@boneappletea-eq2kv]

Love this stuff

[@mads9aar]

I might have woken up disoriented as heck, but this will wake me up proper im sure!

[@lonelysoul4576]

I have no clue where you went but man am I glad this is back

[@diamondwillow1191]

Where I went is a dark place, so I'm glad to be back!

[@Jszar]

Thank you, narrator! Get well soon, video editor!

[@anathardayaldar]

What a delightful story. And what a fresh new concept. Cheers to the author as well as the narrator. Fast tracked to my folder of favorites.

[@Balpindo]

I love the text commentary on your gameplay

[@MizuMing]

I like Krill's experiences with humans.

[@Magic__7]

I enjoy your readings greatly keep up the good work

[@dantheman7718]

Ah yes, i am entertained

[@M0rtunodos]

Good story!

[@LiveSeruio]

So good

[@JAGraptor]

Nice line up where the dialogue said the stone struck home and in the background the word “home” came up.

[@patrickfry9333]

Yes yes YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[@jenniferchaulam]

/man i love this so much

[@samglam2324]

oh ive been waiting for this

[@mileslugo6430]

Beamers are certified weapons

[@H.taluling_gamez]

Hopefully there is a story about how fast the human mind can think while playing a rhythm game

[@hkayakh]

Humans are so good at throwing that we’ve been automated it! With guns!

[@austinschwartz7424]

"the USS Stabby" im dying

[@Lutefisk445]

even today, parents have to teach their children not to hurl rocks at each other for fun lol

[@ancapftw9113]

The Kree are just lucky there weren't any strait sticks around or they would have been pin cushions.

[@YourPalKindred]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

[@The_Con_Man.]

I hope that Mr. Editor gets well soon. Also, I thought of EmeraldOak when I was thinking of a name to call the editor. I thought I would put it out there.

[@diamondwillow1191]

I'll make sure he gets a chance to see your comment ^u^ I know it'll definitely make his day!

[@The_Con_Man.]

:^O

[@The_Con_Man.]

:^D Thank you!

[@P.A.L.S.Offical]

Nuce to see you again :D

[@williamchamberlain2263]

DODGE BALL!!!!

[@Mushu5184]

This title just reminds of BT-7274's fast ball

[@RubyCheetahCub]

The U.S.S Stabby, what a fantastic name for a human ship Also, never underestimate the power of a good yeet.

[@levantdiggerus3473]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@iaminhere6022]

I personally would have stuck with a stone sling. but thats mainly because i cant throw for shit

[@marcosvalenga9208]

Hey, does anyone know this one story in this style about like a human that plays rock music and defeans like an entire race that was atacking his ship, i remember the descriptions of how much he rocked and his ears bleeding by the end.

[@sadkarret]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD AHAHAHAH FINALLY

[@saranorah228]

does anyone else have any guesses what the comment about babys or whatever? cus i got nothing (im nerudivergent so whatever is ment to come to mind isnt or something)

[@PinguinoDragon]

i loved it XDDDDDD

[@Geilolp.]

i live for these but i refuse to read them

[@herebejamz]

*cat piano noises*

[@eds7012]

*49th like* Hope you had a nice day so far

[@robertthompson5527]

You never mention harming children, especially implying that we would either allow or participate in the act.

[@RealArcalian]

More like foul ball! Hahhaha And why not speak the stories of your own avatar's lore? As videos on the channel I mean

[@diamondwillow1191]

I'm definitely thinking about it. But right now I've only got 5 short stories that take place in this universe, only 3 of them centering around my channel avatar herself. I'm just not sure if now is the right time to share them as videos🤔

[@RealArcalian]

@@diamondwillow1191 so space em out. do the first about your avatar sometime next year