Favorite Insults

[@JK--47]

I was in the store with my sister looking at cereal. And this little boy, no older than 4, runs up to me and calls me an unrecycled water bottle, then runs away. I have never been more insulted in my life.

[@BJ-jh5is]

Little kids are just built different

[@jewelfoxgaming873]

😭

[@fanofmusic1964]

😭

[@eye_con]

😭

[@mr.snippy]

So, empty and without any new purpose. Fuckin' ouch, man.

[@hafsaadnan5034]

he's the type of dude who roasts the hell out of a person and then proceeds to apologize and get them therapy

[@susjutsu3559]

I think i might have a friend like that.

[@Purple_Sweater]

​@the.bane.of.anteaters 💀💀

[@Ghost_Void226]

Destroy your enemies then build them back up stronger

[@SjMk1.]

Hey, this ain't Sam.

[@Dice-Z]

@@anteaters.fear.me. That's just a BDSM session??

[@KatRose-hh5wh]

"You only have two brain cells but they're both fighting for third place" is my personal favorite

[@Bambuskus505]

damn that cuts deep

[@aazhie]

This is brilliance and simplicity. It's as cutting as flaying someone open with a knife made from frozen, salty lemonade xD

[@tomlxyz]

But that one is pretty mean unlike the goal with this short

[@Project_X968]

I’m stealing this one

[@ishish2447]

Bruh I’m not Gunns round up when I tell the time

[@Starlordo]

“No no I’m not insulting you I’m describing you” is one of my favorites

[@IHaveFreeCandy-j9c]

here even though this is eight months later have some of my favourite insults 1 (to use for someone who thinks they are good at singing) You have the voice and looks of a gargoyle that went to war and had a grenade blow up in their face and vocal chords. 2 (to use for anyone you deem boring or annoying) You have the personality traits of a Justin Biener fan 3 (to use for siblings) You are ugly

[@sandybeehives]

A few of my favorites "(Insert person) is as sharp as a marble" "Bright as a doorknob"

[@77devon]

someone once said to me "your BMI is higher than your IQ" never been the same

[@clean_nutzzgaming5290]

I don't even know what those letters mean but it still sounds mean 😭

[@pizza8126]

​@@clean_nutzzgaming5290Body mass index is basically how heavy you are for your height. They're saying you're overweight and dumb

[@dOVERanalyst]

​@@clean_nutzzgaming5290 and IQ means intelligent quotient which measures how intelligent, clever you are.

[@Lassie23]

It’s funny because they’re both inaccurate ways to measure the things they’re meant to

[@billyyy93]

the way i would cry if someone said that to my face

[@lunden_cain]

"that's a dumb one" 💀💀💀

[@IcyEnderman]

Best insult

[@just_jxrge_8397]

That one would have me catatonic for a while ngl I'd be rethinking all my life choices up to that moment

[@connolec]

That's the most existentially devastating one. My favourite one here. ❤️

[@PixelRockett]

Ironically, that one hit the hardest for me

[@dorleyaugustin5616]

Their all dumb

[@silver5866]

I felt called out by several of these.

[@cosmiclikesminecraft]

SAME

[@dante1742]

That cat food one hurt

[@jacobgameup]

Yep me to I love lemon starburst

[@loralea3142]

I eat a lot of sviðasulta, if asked to describe it; it's like the the meat chunks in jelly canned catfood looks like, thats the closest in texture and cats love it... But it doesn't taste the same and it's not gross or wierd !

[@TheForestHawk]

Yeah

[@Harris27147]

"You look like you think Africa is a country" is a great insult, and it's even better if they respond, "But Africa is a country"😂

[@evilbee94]

One of my teachers in America thought Europe was a country

[@DieIndruk]

Calling someone an "unflipped pancake" is a favourite of mine

[@josephinethompson8357]

I’m stealing that one

[@thebest5634]

😂

[@ishotudropdead]

So is that a burnt biscuit?

[@Pumpkin_Soup23]

​@@ishotudropdead a floppy burnt biscuit

[@galactic_gaymer]

I like to say that someone is more disappointing than a piece of cold, unmelted cheese of a fresh burger lol

[@eduhardi5411]

'You look like your dad is a podcaster' hit me like a bus bout a week ago 💀💀

[@Imscaredofeverything]

I'm sorry, what?

[@femkevanwageningen6068]

There is no recovery from that

[@GorillazFan69420]

What dad?

[@Yourfellowdumbass]

@@GorillazFan69420 his imaginery dad he means

[@kinonyabi5736]

@@GorillazFan69420 the one at the milkstore

[@The_Results]

He give off the vibe of a toddler who's about to propose a ring pop marriage to their crush.

[@HUMBL.]

As a guy who actually did this to a T, i take a little offense, i asked her dad first, the steps were taken, my last name was not 😭

[@SpacePizza2006]

​@humbl5749 Damn bro. Praying for your mental recovery. She didn't deserve you anyway.

[@DomtorettoReal]

​@@HUMBL.Skill issue

[@HUMBL.]

@@DomtorettoReal i was 3 😭

[@RonryAsAlways]

​@@DomtorettoReal😂😂😂

[@beamshark]

"You look like someone who doesn't clean their microwave" is my fav

[@heckdangit3761]

“You look like you could be better at sharing” is such a kindergarten-teacher-veiled-insult/lesson-teaching-opportunity 😂

[@theunstableartist4716]

“Wisdom has been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster.” -Uncle Iroh

[@yohumanfrisk]

Makes sense that a firebender would know how to properly burn someone.

[@roanoke7551]

I jump into a pool and say "its not that cold" and 100% mean it. I grew up swimming in the mountain creeks. My thermostat is broken.

[@itsgoofymf7685]

I'm cold natured (which sounds like I would be used to the cold), so I'm always cold. I really like the heat. But ironic enough, my dad is hot natured, so he's usually hot (which doesn't help that he works outside in the sun). So, we live in 2 different biomes in the house

[@roanoke7551]

@@itsgoofymf7685 Man I feel you. My father hates heat and so do my brother and I. We just can't stand it for some reason. My mother however, is cold anytime and anywhere. We have been having words and throwing hands over the proper temperature of radiators.

[@grantcoley3006]

What are you trying to prove?

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Tbh I don't think it's all that powerful to be a person who doesn't think the water is too cold. Because we're often also the type of people who cease to function & relentlessly whine when it's even slightly hot out. I'm not a tryhard, I'm just a different type of baby.

[@roanoke7551]

@@ZijnShayatanica also true. I think complainting about cold is the worse kind of whining though. If youre cold, put some clothes on, start jumping around, hug someone...do literally anything. What am I supposed to do when Its 35 ashole sweating degrees outside?? Take off my skin??

[@shootaman2]

"You look like you drop common loot when you're defeated."

[@ashlynandmax7299]

someone said that to me, i haven’t been the same since

[@sula1man505]

Underrated comment

[@Small_Boi_1]

Yoooo

[@super_electrogameryt6068]

DANNNG THAT'S NOT A ROAST THAT'S THE FUCKING CAULDRON THEY'LL USE TO FRY US ALL IN HELL

[@obsessed-with-abstragedy]

LOL

[@potatochipdragongirl]

My favorite is: “You seem like the kind of person who washes their hands after taking a shower”

[@kylenaspecials]

I wash my hands after taking a shower….

[@bola1714]

​@@kylenaspecials nerd

[@friendlymachine9667]

​@@kylenaspecials me too O.o

[@notnat2]

@choccymilky5544 lmao

[@MeMyselfandThatGuy]

I was my hands after a shower. But only because I don't like touching the bathmat to hang it up to dry. Gotta wash the feeling of feet off my hands (yes I know the bathmat only touches clean feet that's not the point!)

[@aydennso]

a devastating insult for someone who is being mean is "you're not being the person that Mr. Rogers knows you can be."

[@extraterrestrial8888]

Holy shit that name just took me on a nostalgia trip. Thank you for reminding me of the nice red sweater man. You are a king for remembering him.

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

Someone tell me. Who is Mr rogers.

[@crazycatlady8710]

​@@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner you're on KZbin just look it up?

[@Jack_bonfire]

​@@crazycatlady8710 Googled it and I got corn so no thanks

[@crazycatlady8710]

@@Jack_bonfire damn, he was the main character on an old educational tv show for kids called Mr Rogers neighborhood, he was really kind and had a good way of helping kids to understand stuff

[@soulsspiral]

The worst insult I have ever received was by an adult stranger in a public park. They came up to me and, with a dead pan stare, told me I look like I have a peanut allergy…. This was two years ago, I still think about this and cry.

[@EThwhatsman]

Omg, I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing 😂 I’m sorry you had to go through that though, I’d probably cry too lol 😅

[@JamSpaceCloud]

Damn...imma wright this up! Im going to tell this to the first stranger i see once my time machine is complete!

[@eienryucho6648]

Uuh.... I don't get it

[@tsukitanuki101]

@@eienryucho6648 allergy= so weak. So weak.

[@noonelooksatusers]

Brrooo that’s so random 😂

[@nookmyles]

I like asking, "Are your shoes too tight?" When someone at work is being rude to me. For reference, I work at a college. Throws them off enough to usually calm them down, but I imagine that'll live in their head for a while.

[@fishfightgo6559]

I'm pretty sure if you ever went to a psychologist, they would consider you as a boss battle.

[@Artlove8900]

Good one😂

[@NotExactlySans]

This one made me make ridiculous wheezing noises, thank you

[@FrogKanna]

All I can imagine now is a therapist opening a huge door to hear boss music and tugg just sitting on a couch casually

[@fishfightgo6559]

@@FrogKanna yup but, not any boss music but, the doom guy music.

[@yohumanfrisk]

I feel deeply, PERSONALLY attacked by this. . .

[@Bipolar_Bunny]

Here's a personal favorite of mine: "You're like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches you but no one wants you."

[@onesch_]

I am confused. Do people not like the crust?..

[@denizakarca0405]

@@onesch_ no, normal people don't

[@denizakarca0405]

dude that's not "a little mean" it's straight up bullying 😭

[@drenzine]

​​@@denizakarca0405 crust lovers are unique then, yay

[@Terrarian1]

​@@onesch_ no one likes the crust

[@fionaflunka3703]

"you look like someone thats gonna yell at me for saying 'large' instead of 'grande' at starbucks"

[@MysteryMouseketool]

That's grande; venti is extra large.

[@lackoftimepassing]

​@@MysteryMouseketoolyou sir are now the joke

[@MysteryMouseketool]

@@lackoftimepassing Only joke here, is the one that flew over your head.

[@St4r_girl_.8]

what@@MysteryMouseketool

[@R0S3S-fr4xt]

THATS GOOD

[@purpleglitch9768_YT]

"You look like you have trouble opening pistachios."

[@occasional_queen123]

“You look like someone who took to long to learn to tie their shoes” That felt personal Edit: I didn’t expect so many people to relate, I honestly expected people to make fun of me lol

[@SnailyTheSnail]

Yea, I'm 14 and still have to get velcro shoes cuz I just never learned how to tie them

[@occasional_queen123]

@@SnailyTheSnail damn I just walk around with my shoelaces untied

[@SnailyTheSnail]

@@occasional_queen123 lol, might try that xD

[@emiliawilson4378]

​@@SnailyTheSnail ok so do an X with them, then put one under the other and pull, then do two rabit ears, and cross them, there will be a gap between them, put one bunny ear into that gap/hole and pull. Done!

[@killz.-]

I learned how to tie my shoes a year ago. I'm 17 TO BE FAIR- Velcro is more practical and those space shoes didn't come with velcro sooo

[@HollowPlane]

I feel attacked since I'm the type to give the exact time to someone cause that's what I want from them.

[@jamesklebenow6885]

At least you’re aren’t the person who says “it’s a quarter til.”

[@xheom]

samee>< because sometimes, they ask time to take their medicine or some stuffs(⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

[@iloveFreedom.]

​@@jamesklebenow6885 🤣

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

Same

[@hayeslundry]

Accuracy is important

[@res1dentcyn1c]

I once made fun of my bully in elementary school by calling out that he wore elastic waisted jeans because he was "a fourth grader who couldn't figure out how buttons worked". I'm still proud of that one and it's been almost 20 years.

[@OIeka]

That’s embarrassing, you’re proud of a diss on someone who was probably younger than 12 at the time over buttons? And you’re 20? And you’re still proud of that? Ik age has nothing to do with maturity but damn that’s just so embarrassing.

[@Just_Juiceb0x]

​@@OIekaThey're proud because that person was a bully... y'know they BULLIED them. You're embarrassing for defending someone who makes lives miserable. It doesn't matter that they're a child, they shouldn't have been a bully.

[@elotsefer]

@@OIekahe was still in elementary school when he did the insult bozo

[@CalamityAzure]

@@OIeka whining about everything. here i am whining about someone whining

[@elongated_cat]

@@OIekalet me guess.. you were that bully? lol

[@confoundedadventurer3191]

"You look like a plecostomous." This is one of my personal favorites

[@perry.the.weirdo]

“you seem like the kid that sprinted up the school stairs for no reason” is my new favorite roast

[@SteveTholomule]

That was me 💀

[@StaccatoRedFox]

Lol the try hard 😂

[@klasrem]

man you dont have the habit of running up and down stairs??

[@someone8206]

Me and my friends always do that XD

[@RosieA-ki6il]

Years of training for track and football means I can no longer walk up stairs normally, I have to go fast.

[@penelope5215]

“You look like you could be better at sharing” was the BEST one

[@bridaw8557]

Better a shaving, too. Said to a guy who’s proud of his beard😂

[@tiltshiftvertebra]

"You look like you could be better at sharing" took me out at the KNEES

[@GraciesAnimals]

I jump in the cold pool and say "Its warm in here!" to try and get the other person to ALSO be cold LOL!

[@Shadow_Wolf-27501]

"You can't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel." Is my personal favorite insult.

[@AuburnSunWC]

Ive seen a meme with that one lol

[@FiveMinuteTrash]

That's pretty good honestly

[@YourLocalChaosDemon]

GENIUS

[@rjonboy4216]

Oh, this is a dagger of an insult! 😊

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

As someone who had velcro shoes because I didn't learn the correct way to tie shoelaces untill I was a teenager, this video really delivers a fair strike of emotional damage

[@ReoDrifty]

yeah.. I still don’t know how to tie my shoes.

[@b.a1535]

​@@ReoDrifty same.

[@HarryStikers]

I'm 20 and still am completely incapable. Ive held down jobs, I can cook a bomb meal, I can clean and shop for myself... Cannot tie my damn shoes.

[@ReoDrifty]

@@HarryStikers ong so relatable :(

[@Aki-47.]

Same

[@Honey-Bunz]

My priest literally said: “I hope all your teeth fall out the day before thanksgiving” 💀

[@daivikguha]

When the cleric rolls a nat 20 for vicious mockery

[@denizakarca0405]

what did you even do??

[@Honey-Bunz]

@@daivikguha FR

[@golddigger1196]

YOUR PRIEST??? WHAT DID YOU DO LMFOAU

[@ukkisragee9983]

Wtf did you do?

[@Emberwood716]

“That’s a dumb one” was probably a bigger insult than what you told us😅

[@inflatablesoup1084]

I woke up to a DM that said "your art is shit but I love you" and that shit hurted so much, cause you know they genuinely mean it, like they're not trying to hurt me, they're just speaking their truth and that hurts so much more

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

Oh no, gosh, I'm sorry. 😭

[@itworksonmymachine3876]

*the

[@inflatablesoup1084]

@@itworksonmymachine3876 huh?

[@chloe_cosmo]

They’d be right if your art is as bad as your grammar I’m genuinely sorry lol

[@inflatablesoup1084]

@@chloe_cosmo I genuinely don't know what parts of this are not grammatical aside from the few that were changed for comedic effect????

[@mrblue-xe8yh]

"You look like someone who eats all the topping off an icecream first" "You look like someone who sets the tv volume at odd numbers"

[@JustWatching4429]

If it's in increments of 5 it's fine

[@sublow-1164]

I do the icecream one (not if it’s sprinkles or syrup) and I say the full time too

[@moxiemouse24]

​@@JustWatching4429I regularly set my tv volume to 17

[@Apaperypaperclip]

@@sublow-1164I do both

[@coalrocks]

Odd numbers person is psychotic

[@Froggieboi881]

I once heard someone say “I’m surprised they haven’t named a disorder after you yet”

[@nutmeg1209]

“You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles”

[@MiotaLee]

I love this.

[@seek9903]

not really og but its so funny

[@mndlessdrwer]

"I look forward to your Darwin award." is another good one.

[@v-ickydoesart]

Did you take that from Russian Badger?

[@vio_rtm]

As someone that enjoys yellow Starbursts, I blame everyone else that specifically avoided them for some reason

[@jellybeanboy]

everyone was like "these ones are gross!!" meanwhile they taste the most like actually human food

[@Men_Of_Culture33]

Me who doesn't eat starbursts: 🗿🍷

[@ella_cupcake]

@𝔅𝔲𝔫 I’m not weird enough for that but I will peel and eat a lemon like an orange

[@Betlejuse420]

​@@ella_cupcakeHey, me too. I actually prefer them over oranges. I like limes, too. You get weird looks eating them, too, huh?

[@shimmerintheriver]

they always give all the yellow ones to people like us, and we end up getting more of our favorite flavor 😆

[@galileodirectio]

"You look like your parents might be related" is something I heard durring a heated argument at highschool

[@janettewong9900]

Sometimes with certain desired breeds of dogs, you get some that are a bit big eyed and have shorter snouts and round, prominent foreheads “That dog looks like its parents were first cousins twice over”

[@mistermister7266]

My mentality for the "Its not even cold" when jumping in a pool is to get other people to jump in just to watch them suffer as they realize they have been decieved

[@gremlin_ghost]

I really like "you look like you've had your tonsils removed." Because it's really vague and not really an insult, but if you say it in an insulting tone it messes with them mentally.

[@Teeap0tt]

"who's this clown?" insinuates that they're a clown but not a well known one

[@floraevoli3330]

A tumblr traveler

[@ZijnShayatanica]

BURRRRRRN.

[@Jw87563]

Definitely not Buggy D. Clown, that's for sure.

[@alwinw64]

"That's a dumb one" is clearly the winner 💀

[@TheBigBadRaven]

I plan on using this one

[@shadowgirl_10]

“If I climbed up to your ego and jumped down to your IQ, I’d starve on the way” is my personal favorite.

[@nachocheeba]

Daaaamn we got a whole ass crime scene over here

[@alysongrace5044]

As someone who genuinely loves the yellow starburst, that hurt man

[@Hammerman5901]

Stay strong brother they are all good in my opinion

[@madeliner1682]

Yellow and orange are the best ones

[@Notfives5]

Same bro

[@matt.stevick]

@@madeliner1682that’s crazy

[@Sereal5706]

Lemon candy is delicious

[@Clownish.mp4]

As a “2:57” person in my defence:when i was little i would stare into the clock to see how long the minute would last. So ive learned to appreciate how long minutes actually are

[@Dice-Z]

As someone with ADHD, i don't appreciate how time makes no sense, and one minute will last an hour and 5 hours will last 5 minutes.

[@JCArules13]

@@Dice-Z I’m so glad someone else understands that struggle! It’s so annoying!

[@jr0dmusik]

How the fuck does time actually work like who figured that out down to the second? And don’t even get me started with months and years, how the fuck is it always 365 days a year? I know it’s based on the rotation of the sun or whatever, but that just confuses me more. How did we come up with measuring that and how does it actually work every year? Blows my mind

[@RockOnDoooooooooood]

Same, when every minute counts you learn to appreciate them more. We can’t have 15 minutes just magically disappear when we have to meet a time deadline. But if you’re casually in bed or wandering around and time is not a factor then sure I’ll round lol

[@randiepeps]

Shit defense

[@spectre9340]

My favorite thing to say to break someone mentally is "Yeah, of course you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Cos almost every time, they respond with "What's _that_ supposed to mean??" 🤣

[@KDbelieves]

I'm taking this.

[@_JustJoe]

I do this 💀

[@Sillybeanman-br8fj]

The lemon starburst one felt like a call out.

[@Theothevaultscribe]

“Let me guess you believe in detoxing?” Is one of my favorites. I however have recieved a favorite insult back in my high school days: “You have the voice of a Disney princess but a dreamworks face

[@Misora7303]

jesus christ

[@Kaeros77]

Detoxing technically works, but not in the way people try to say it does- it's like drinking lots of water or eating healthy after drinking or eating super unhealthy for awhile, giving your body what it needs to refresh. It's proven to help with skin, if your diet was the cause of the issue to begin with- it won't do much if your diet was never an issue though.

[@_JustJoe]

LMAOOO

[@_JustJoe]

​@Kaeros77 or to get rid of the parasites some people have 💀💀

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

​@@Kaeros77 No. No detoxing isn't necessary. It has been proven over and over and OVER again, but the Boss Babes and the Junior Karens just don't see the memes that they are.

[@mcqueen10.]

"You have a perfect face for radio." This is one of my personal favorites.

[@thepinkucat8330]

"you're knees are scuffed enough" I'd my favorite when someone is begging for something

[@itoo2522]

"you look easy to draw" got used on me once. absolutely devastating.

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

Already getting called out by a goddamn Starburst I'm dying laughing

[@Shaksvshsvsjabav]

Bro fr 😂

[@sunarintarou4494]

“You look like your nipples are too low” Is one of my favorite insults. Feel free to use it 😌

[@slytherindork8459]

@@natalyiax6214just like them nips😭🫶

[@AllTheButtons87]

A personal favorite of mine is to call someone a ✨ bicycle seat sniffer ✨

[@P4T098]

"You look like someone that would defend a company on an online argument"

[@jayy2949]

When people ask your parents about you, they change the subject real quick don't they?

[@Jw87563]

I'm saving this one

[@zuhararaamiz5572]

oh that's a good one

[@val.6724]

Just like a calmer and more tactful: "THAT'S WHY MOM DOESN'T F*CKING LOVE YOU."

[@Thewanderer0134]

Stealing this lmao

[@p3nny_l4mb]

"You look like the type of person to go into a Chinese restaurant and order in Japanese"

[@phonestuff5558]

One of the WORST ones is “You look like when someone’s talking to your parents and they ask about you your parents change the subject.”

[@rustykrieger7181]

Yeah, that was definitely the worst…

[@Cruz7471]

the starburst one stung. they were my favorite

[@purpunknat]

"You look like you could be better at sharing" is my fave!

[@emmag378]

I love how all of these insults seem personal to him like they mentally affected him at some point 😂

[@michaelanthony79]

He definitely tried cat food. This whole video was his way of secretly admitting that.

[@Why_me27]

"You look like the type of person to put a fork in the microwave."

[@emiliawilson4378]

Ohh my God that is actually me. 😑

[@Jw87563]

You think that's bad? Try microwaving a raw egg straight from the carton.

[@kimmorris9664]

I have one I came up with while eating a bowl of lucky charms. “You look like you chew with your Incisors”

[@Rose2ndC1L3]

"You look like they make you face down at a dentist office". Is a classic of mine

[@axetheraccc]

"You look like someone who took too long to figure out how to tie their shoes, so velcro was your only option for a while." I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT-

[@maddiedoes3571]

KZbin is your friend! Never too late to learn an important life skill 👍

[@moxiemouse24]

I could fckin read before I could tie my shoes

[@Sir_Chuckly1987]

I felt so called out by this; it took me the LONGEST time to figure that out lol

[@RC-xl8se]

That one about the cat food sounded like you were relating to the guy more than insulting him 😂

[@ItzCrutchy]

Only one i need and personal fav, "you really be the fastest one in the slow group"😂

[@HyperChamp]

"Favorite insults that aren't mean but will still affect somebody for a little bit of time"

[@SnailyTheSnail]

Tue shoe one kinda effected me a little, I'm 14 and I can't tie my shoe

[@itsgoofymf7685]

​@SnailyVideos I just wear slip ons lol. A lot more convenient and (imo) just better. My friend has laces and before he even gets one loop with a lace I have my shoes on and out the door

[@Kyon_272]

This is my new favorite creator 😂

[@dedLobby]

Deadass Same

[@sumire-t8n]

"You look like you genuinely enjoy country music."😔

[@IgnoreMe34]

Do not even start.

[@Jw87563]

For my dad, that's just straight facts

[@IgnoreMe34]

@@Jw87563 my family has always lived on the more country side of Texas and they were always really country, I mean like building their own shops, country music blowing through the speakers, farms, old fashioned diners, is their own mechanic when they need to fix their trucks

[@sirskeecomaSDG]

Country music the worst Genre of music besides k pop

[@sunnfIower]

Can we please exclude Before He Cheats from this bc that songs a banger

[@054Hest]

My favorite insult when I was asked to make one for something was “you smell funny”

[@HyperPiper-b]

One of my favorites is “you broken chicken.” I got that from a misheard lyric, your welcome

[@UshankadMenace-ti9xi]

I’m saving that, thank you

[@-Ruben]

¿From what song?

[@HyperPiper-b]

@@-Rubenpop by nayeon from twice

[@Mina.Eats_Pizza]

​@@HyperPiper-bfrom what part what the heck

[@MysteriousUser1]

It's... It's... You're... Please spell it right 😭😭😭

[@bryceevens9814]

That first one hit me, i still can't tie shoes 💀

[@ostrich_man_haha_funny]

On god i was never able to learn

[@aniken6877]

Try different types of knots like the constrictor knot besides the way, people tie their shoes is usually in efficient.

[@xXDarkWolfXx21]

Same I still can't tie my shoes and yet I'm somehow top 5 in my class, smart and intelligent are two different things

[@nitgotlost]

Me neither, lmao. I can tie a knot, but not shoes.

[@QuickimationsYT]

Oh, same..

[@skyekryz9733]

"its not to cold"= I want them to suffer the same pain im enduring right now for shits and giggles

[@thc1461]

“You look like a guy who uses alt accounts to win arguments online”

[@DeTonJoey]

I always say “that’s why your single” and no one comes after me once I say it. Problem solved.

[@maoneaufroide3986]

“You seem more of a gatherer then a hunter” works on most men

[@ericolens3]

meh gatherer is a pretty good thing. wood makes fire, fire good. berries make sweet juice, berries good i collect wheat, that makes beer, bread, cake. all are good. also collecting sea water and letting it evaporate to have salt for seasoning is good.

[@LycanFerret]

​@@ericolens3But hunting gets: Furs for clothes Hides for tarps Tendons for sewing thread Bones for tools Blood for electrolytes Meat for essential nutrition

[@dOVERanalyst]

​​​@Lycan Ferret One can survive without hunting. Sewing threads can be made by gathering silk worms. There you get silk thread. Weave. Make a saree. Gather iron, make a weapon Why you need bones? Blood for electrolytes??🫨 Salt, water, lemon Electrolytes served.

[@LycanFerret]

@@dOVERanalyst Where are you going to gather plants, worms, and find lemons in the 6 months nothing is at maturity? Do you even know how rare silk is? The animals that make it only inhabit the Tropics. To survive without hunting you have to restrict your living region to the tropics. It is the only way to get your needed plant fabric, an annual food supply, and not freeze to death without furs. It is a region specific necessity. You live in the tropics? Hunting is optional. You get all the fats you need from avocados, fish, and coconuts. You live anywhere else? A continental or tundra climate? Hunting is the only way you survive.

[@dOVERanalyst]

@Lycan Ferret I AM from the tropics, yes. India is not completely tropical though. It's diverse & you'll find all kinds of climate here. Clearly we are the oldest civilization & homonins stayed here before they became humans. And, we have been the most suitable place when the rest of the world's climate was completely under ice. The most fertile lands. So, it was quite natural I said it. Not just silk, there's cotton plants, woven cotton threads, sarees made from those threads.

[@heathers2581]

NO PLS DON'T ROUND UP that drives me crazy!!! I need to know EXACTLY how much time I have left!!

[@moxiemouse24]

exactly!! especially at work or school!!

[@BuchoLJC]

Until?

[@Zyrdrakyll]

​@@BuchoLJCthe beginning.

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

Bro just described me. I'm admitting the cat food thing.

[@Saltybananabutter]

I also ate cat food and liked it…..and then vomited

[@faaaailure]

Me too.. BUT I MEAN TECHNICALLY THE CAT FOOD I BUY IS JUST HEALTHIER HUMAN FOOD

[@606aichan7O7]

the times I've tried pet food have been very open and obvious: like I have literally said "I wanna try that" to friends/family w/ pets and/or very unironically say yes when they're clearly joking about whether I want to try it

[@ostrich_man_haha_funny]

​@@606aichan7O7my lizard eats mealworms do you want some

[@Virginny]

Temptations chicken cat treats are actually pretty good.

[@gabby9237]

ok out of context I love your hoodie and I proud of you for flashing that V3. (if anyone is confused it’s a bout rock climbing and a V3 is the grade of the climb and it’s beginner/intermediate grade)

[@arenwick4343]

"You're the reason shampoo bottles have instructions" Here's one for when y'all's siblings won't shut up- "You can't keep your GPA above a 2.0. So talk to me" (Edit: Yo can we get a '💀' chain started?) (Edit 2: Good job my children. Have a cookie 🍪)

[@Diffhello]

💀

[@Iaminyourwalls123]

💀

[@Doom6622]

💀

[@Onlywhiskerby]

🥵

[@AJazzzy]

💀

[@lightthroughdark]

This insult is so dangerous, the FBI forbids its use. "You look like a rescue human"

[@mosquito001]

The best insults often come from unintentional comments: "That's a dumb one" proves my point💀

[@K0D4_W1TH_.WH1SK3RS]

3rd one was PERSONAL for me 😜😜😜

[@doomguy974]

Bro you just wrote my biography with the first one 💀

[@theflameeater9856]

Same man

[@jaydriver5871]

"You look like you could be better at sharing" was by FAR my favourite. Ouch!

[@fusionzee7893]

“You need to be studied, different kind of crazy”

[@worm9135]

“You make my toenails itch!” Never seen anyone take it without a “huh?” face!😂

[@greenmind3488]

"Thats a dumb one" No sir, that was the best one xD

[@giyuutomioka6974]

Here's a good one. "Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid."

[@leftie5205]

I think my favorite one is “you are the Tuesday of the work week”. That’ll end someone for a lil bit

[@R0S3S-fr4xt]

I barely understand what it means yet I’m still insulted 😂

[@damianbuergey561]

The 1st one actually offends me, like I'd rather be cussed out

[@vinfinity8940]

The first one went straight to my heart. I'd not like to tread the area of "how long I took to do easy things"

[@youseff6393]

Same, the fact It's an insult makes me feel like an idiot.

[@pizzafluff1201]

Same

[@koasng2209]

Fr. My parents didn't teach me how to do shit

[@vinfinity8940]

@@koasng2209 I think they would say something like figure it out yourselves or we self-learnt everything, you should do it too etc. And nowadays my mom is kind of understanding(not entirely) and she would rant about how her parents never parented her. It was ironic and sad. Talk to your parents about it even though it takes time. I had to cry a river and fight before I reached this better point with mine. I know it's an anxious thing.

[@HayeJosie]

My personal favorite is "you have the personality of a stale baguette." I also love to say "listen to me you stale baguette!"

[@ilikejuce]

"You look like someone who genuinely likes the Twilight movies."

[@Deedoodadae]

I feel incredibly personally attacked.