Fed Up With Bad Times? Try Cucumber News From Norway Instead!

[@cupito1]

Please make this a frequent event. I love cucumber news and seeing Ronald race around Oslo talking into his treasured cucumber!

[@calamityjenn]

The image of Ronald frolicking about whilst talking into a cucumber is my favorite part of summer so far! 😂

[@jukthewise8776]

Love the Cucumber News! More, please!

[@kesmarn]

I had no idea how much I missed you two until I watched this. Cucumber News would do the entire world a lot of good as far as moving us in the direction of sanity. Please don't quit!

[@RoseQuartzGemini]

Hello Ronald and Mads! Thanks for sharing your cucumber news. Sign me up to vacation in the cold, I could do without the heat here in the Philadelphia PA area. Parts of the US have 2 broods of cicadas out. That’s cucumber news here, when the bugs will be out, for how long, and that it’s illegal to collect them. Their season is almost over, and won’t happen again for 13 years and 17 years. Those are very weird bugs. There are several broods and all on different schedules.

[@user-fy4jq3dd4j]

It's not only Norway biting its nails,but I suppose all of Europe,heck the whole world!!! I missed you guys!!! Love from Greece!!!

[@Meretneith]

In Germany we have "Saure Gurkenzeit", in English "Sour Pickles Time".

[@catechin29]

If there is any tiny consolation, staying in Norway for vacation is almost like a luxurious holiday itself with the beautiful landscapes and fjords 😊

[@lilystonne4108]

Hi Ronald and Mads. Nice seeing you again. Thank you for the cucumber news.

[@LTPottenger]

Mustard grass has spread all over America from Europe. Let me tell you, the nightmare is real and the lives lost are uncountable.

[@utahdan231]

Are you talking about Garlic Mustard plant?

[@dianeteeter6650]

That's true. It takes over meadows

[@EliisK6]

Breaking news... cucumbers 🥒 🥒 ...are taking over the world 🌎 😮. You just made my day 😊😂

[@dougabbott8261]

Whales are more valuable for watching than for eating. You can watch them many times but can only eat them once. Strange thing about the disappearance of flying insects. Someone has come up with an overly effective insecticide. Great to see you guys again.

[@MrJollibee888]

In the Philippines, our cucumber news is called "Marites." It's a short form of "Maré, what's the latest?" Maré is a term of endearment for woman. And Marites is a local female name. Her name became a meme for gossiper.

[@alanatolstad4824]

Thanx so much for coming Guys!

[@lindagarcia8826]

Love Cucumber News, more more more that was great.

[@lindagarcia8826]

I was getting hungry for Cumber news.

[@Liisa3139]

Thank you for the popcorn tip; I had no idea. I will try on my balcony (if only I can overcome my lethargy). The bee illustration was cute as honey. Will it be a T-shirt? Or the cucumber? I don't think we have a name for cucumber news, but filler news do exist of course. In most cases they involve an animal doing something unexpected like a bear entering the porch of a summer cottage or a runaway cow exploring freedom. One summer celebrity was a squirrel that made multiple visits to a supermarket to get a candy bar. And NOT PAYING!!! He/she got banned. Filler news are an old phenomenon, by the way. A Spanish columnist told this story many years ago (before the internet) about French newspapers. In the early times of newspaper consumption (first half of the 20th century, let's say) there was a specialty field in journalism just for filler news. So, as well as there were news reporters and sports reporters and gossip specialists there was also a specialist for run over dogs "perros aplastados" (literally "flattened dogs") chiens écrasés. Not to be taken too narrowly, but these news often really were about dog victims in traffic, because driving was a novelty and road rules scarce. It was an actual steady job, but naturally the lowest ranking in the newsroom hierarchy.

[@denkeylee]

You can eat popcorn grass. You can find instructions on growing it on KZbin.

[@amberleach5501]

bring your matpakke for dinner...

[@cannett8966]

Oh! I am so happy to see you! How have you been? Strange coincidence, I am making cucumber pickle today. Your friend, Cee from the little haunted cottage in ireland 💚💚💚🍀🍀🍀

[@Andy_Rocket]

Takk, Det va noken gode agurk nytt👏👏👏Eg håper å fylge med meir agurk nytt. Kjekkt å sjå Oslos gater ogsa,

[@joycekepic8947]

Hello from New York City, I enjoyed your cucumber news, but can I ask you to give us a tour or small tour of the city? Those of us will never get there would enjoy that I think.

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

Hi and thanks for engaging with us. Here are two "tour of the city" videos you might have not seen from us: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn3Cg5Kcl82Sl8U kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWjKoHtped2DsNE

[@lizard6444]

Yes! More cucumber news please!

[@sabrinastraveladventures4263]

Hello 👋🏼 from Sabrina 🇫🇷 in UK 🇬🇧

[@angelfriend3710]

Yeah, Ronald and Mads!! I was just quizzing my sister who went to Portugal about whether or not she encountered any hostile Norwegians on "syden"... haven't heard back, but Portugal is sounding more and more like a beautiful, fun, and economical place to go...sunny and beaches, what's not to love?! I still think it'd be funny to bump into some "syden-festers" there!!

[@countryclub1113]

This is great and had me lol-ing 😂 It's like classic Ronald and Mads lol!

[@labnurse1]

LOL. Best laugh I've had all day

[@horrorjunkiehayne]

I have felt like crap all day, but seeing that you guys posted a new video instantly put me in a better mood! We don't really have cucumber news here in the US because things stay insane here. Anything that would qualify as cucumber news isn't because things have become boring, but because news outlets are trying to distract us from something else. Tusen takk!!

[@lreppy10]

I loved your cucumber news! 🥒 I had a delicious cucumber tomato salad yesterday. Elon Musk is losing popularity here in U.S., so I don’t think you should worry too much! 😂

[@VeretenoVids]

Loved the illustrations so much!

[@marystupin3761]

Love you guys so much! We visited two summers ago and really LOVE Norway! We have missed hearing from you in sunny California!

[@eubabemc5295]

Thank you for cucumber news from a cool green Norway. Even if you don't travel on vacation, you can go outside. In Arizona we are staying inside because it is 117 degrees Fahrenheit outside. People are treated for burns if they fall down on the sidewalk.

[@christospatsis6019]

I think that cucumber news are something like a serious edition of gossips with extra drama. :) Love you Ronald and Mads from Greece!!! We missed you guys. P.S: I'm planning on relocating to Norway (Oslo) on September :D

[@tenamedley7200]

You had me at "she's from the forest." xxoo

[@phyllisfuchs9959]

Is this like saying she’s from the country?

[@laventa-dpsdruid5167]

The bees? Not the bees! God this was a great episode, keep it coming! And maybe give me more reasons not to move there? XD

[@plunderclat221]

Hei Ronald and Mads! Where the hell have you been?? Next time don't stay away so long vær så snilllllllllllllll

[@toasterito]

Hello from Fuseta !

[@hinenimediabroadcast]

I miss your videos so much, but you are back and better😂😂regards from Canada

[@utahdan231]

Oh , guys! You’re a real entertainment. 😅

[@sabrinastraveladventures4263]

Definitely #stopwhalehunt 💯

[@lucinamoon4436]

Thanks for posting a new video! I always enjoy your content.

[@cupito1]

will cucumber news be covering the angel school princess wedding to the shaman in august?

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

Yeah, we might have to ;)

[@stefstayslim]

This was too funny, do more!! In the netherlands we call it " komkommertijd" cucumber time. And its mostly weather based, most rain, most sun or crops goung bad due to water exc.

[@Beatrizcancelas]

I have tried whale meat. It's disgusting. Had to throw it out. Or maybe I didn't know how to cook it. Anyway, it's sardine time in Portugal so I'd rather eat grilled sardines. Loved cucumber news. If you read it it's not boring.

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

Haha, it taste 🤮 We are going to Portugal soon. Looking forward to it

[@ronaldgarrison8478]

The ultimate Norwegian dilemma: Higher petroleum and gas production, more electric cars. Bit is it a dilemma for the Norwegians, or for the rest of us?

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

Good question

[@denkeylee]

You can eat popcorn grass. You can find instructions on growing it on KZbin.

[@HiKasandra]

It's always good to see a video from you and Mads. 😊😊 Don't think humans are supposed to eat whales. It is such a magnificent creature and are they really against popcorn? Hahaha. X

[@LudwigVanRyan]

Thanks for keeping everyone in the know!

[@wwandjina]

Oh, once again it's season of cucumbers (have it in Croatia as well, but it's becoming the whole year thing). Living in Norway, btw so I find this very comforting :)

[@kellybrockwell1125]

Thanks for posting a new video! ❤

[@syniron6670]

I love your cucumber glasses!

[@YessyMSanz]

Hi there! Finnally a new video, Jaayyy!!!🥳 Enjoy it a lot, Ronald as always missing u and Mads the most (love Mads singing La Cucaracha 🥰); What can I say? 🤔 Honestly very sad about the disappearance of bees and the sacrifice of whales that the Government is promoting (like the despicable Faroe Island and the massacres they carry out even making them festive) 😠; I hope the athlete can participate and returns with the gold medal for Norway. Yes! 🏅The woman public official (law minister) is... public hehehe💃, she reeeally enjoys life. Inflation hmmm is global, but precisely because of the Norwegian national oil fund I always considered the Norwegian currency the strongest in Scandinavia 🪙. All interesting news cucumber, Ronald don't eat the microphone please LOL 🤣 Looking forward your next video, keep going. Big hugs for your and Mads 🤗

[@LittleRedToyota]

Agurknytt... XD Fantastisk!

[@oh2mp]

I don't follow the currency rates, so it was a new thing that NOK is low now. Maybe I should come to Norway next month because it's cheaper now :) That clip of tourists walking on snow in April 2015 was funny. In that year I went to Lofoten in July and it really was a cold summer. Some locals there said it was the coldest summer in 40 years or like that.

[@carolcarpenter4681]

Are we sure that’s a cucumber Ronald is holding? It looks like a zucchini…

[@utahdan231]

Definitely cucumber 😊

[@sophiacariad5870]

I can't remember if it was all TV channels or just some/one of them but when I was small , there used to be a features at the end of news bulletins called "And Finally..." which was essentially a fun story so however depressing the news had been that day, it always ended on a happy note. I don't think it was "cucumber news" as such - unless it was that someone's Grandma had grown the world's biggest cucumber. It was usually something like a video of a dog on a skateboard or a celebrity turning up at someone's wedding.

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

Hei på deg ABSC! We had it too once. But its gone. I think its due to: sad news sell, happy news dont.. Which is sad..

[@leondbleondb]

Eating whale is weird.

[@antonlee6753]

It is good meat flavurfull . wailing is a tradisjon from a long time a go.

[@leondbleondb]

@@antonlee6753 true. But it is still weird ;D

[@sheilamartin1577]

Wonderful! Jens Stoltenberg is a giant cucumber shaped object..please include him in your next titillating update.

[@zanizone3617]

I'm always amazed on how you guys do your crazy stunts in the middle of the street and no one bats am eye. Norwegians truly don't give a f*ck 😂🤣

[@jennymunday7913]

They're only obsessed with her looks because she's so out of their league lol. Cucumber News is now my favorite news.

[@fistofthenorthstar3155]

We can't go to Spain? :O But I'm going to Ibiza for one week and two weeks in Magaluf, ending the tour with 4 days in Barcelona ... I'm not even Norwegian. :O

[@mariebernier3076]

Where are you from?

[@fistofthenorthstar3155]

@mariebernier3076 Serbia. I moved to Norway 5 years ago. Bought the family apartment, traveling regularly with my wife,... it is hard for me to understand why so many norwegians like to complain. Living here is like a game on an easy mode.

[@TheRocco96]

In Belgium it's called komkommertijd.

[@eternaloptimist7701]

This is s funny. I love all of your posts.

[@andrasszerencses]

In fact, it is quite worrying that Europe may soon become a desert. I hope not.

[@lindagarcia8826]

USA Texas here

[@malcanta]

Helt Texas!

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

😅

[@sistergoldenhair2231]

Ronald and Mads !!! So excited to see your new video🎉peace and love from NorCal near the ocean and giant Redwoods!❤

[@lindagarcia8826]

@malcanta Howdy Malcanta Yep!!! Helt Texas Adios

[@bonkydino]

Gud velsigne!

[@regnul1]

I see a new video, i hit a like without even watching the first seconds

[@brigidspencer5123]

Go to Portugal where it’s actually very affordable!

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

We are!! :))

[@jwchandl17]

Am I missing something.... popcorn is a perishable biodegradable processed edible product. It can't grow from popcorn and corn itself is I guess technically a grass ???

[@esmeraldagreen1992]

It's a joke

[@stephenadams6455]

Hei fra Florida

[@phyllisfuchs9959]

In America - a fluff news story?

[@carolbabb7875]

Will Norway ban popcorn?

[@pheart2381]

Whale hunting is unhealthy because if I catch the trawlers at it they will be in trouble. Leave the whales alone.🐋🐳🐋 The uk is currently in a heatwave,after being 13oc for months.

[@esmeraldagreen1992]

Leave the whales alone!

[@Liisa3139]

What does whale meat taste like? Can it compete with ostrich meat? Maybe you could arrange a tasting of these two (or more) rarer meats?

[@MrMKE100]

Looks like beefmeat. Same texture and colour with some fish taste.

[@carenfeldman8854]

It tastes like a good steak but is dark blood red. I didn’t detect any fish taste but maybe it was because of the restaurant preparation. I had to try it at least once to see what the fuss was all about. I found it tasty but there was always that underlying “ewwww” factor while eating it. The whale they use is smaller species and not endangered.

[@rabit818]

It’s cheaper to see Taylor Swift abroad vs in the US

[@JThriftybee]

:)

[@paul10hats5]

I don’t get it. But I do like popcorn.

[@HasanRony-wv3xd]

Jesus , Moses ,Muhammed ,David, Adam , Ibrahim all are messenger of Allah

[@kingcharming1]

Whale is hard to make taste good

[@applesnpears9828]

I agree with most of this, but whale meat is much better for the climate than industrial farmed meat, even much greener than chicken for Norwegians, and it's sustainable. It's not as if we're gonna die from eating whale meat. If we're gonna continue eating meat, and want to save the climate, then people should eat locally and sustainably sourced food, when possible - in Norway whale is such a source.

[@moejaime2654]

I FARTED FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER !

[@YOURWAY2NORWAY]

😆😆

[@russelllocke7180]

One of your best 👍Been missing your vids - a down under fan🦘🇦🇺