"The Pope is King of The Pedos" Jimmy On Religion | Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr indulges us with his thoughts on the divisive topic of Religion! From his experience of the Catholic Church to Atheism, and EVEN Islam!
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[@mymanslippy]

“What are the Christians gonna do , forgive me ?” 😂😂😂😂

[@kainable8769]

Yes, always!

[@shaynejones7653]

@@kainable8769 Amen

[@themrpantsman1757]

we watched the video

[@abcun17]

"A benevolent zombie who'll come back to save you..."🤣😂

[@douggieseddon5711]

@Marshall Davis jw1w11wjw2kw11ww1ll121212wjw22k1j1w1w11ttttototooytottotttttttttoutttuttttttttyttttttttttottoutyttttttttutttoyttttttttttttutttttyuttttttttttyutttutrtttttttuttoytttttttyror5r6i71llmlpkkkojjjx@ 3r23tt33r3r3r3rr3rytr3ioi3o2otooiyo3ourooiiurrorrri3oir1rooiori1otiiiryror1irori1toitiri1oyrroror11oir1oipriyriti1otr1tirotoi1rrort1irortioriyii1ir1i1rirrurttioiyirrrot1toriy1o1titi1triri1ru1iiro1itireirorwqkqelflpqkjojquqtuiooopppiiuggpppygiggiqgqqqkqlaallllajphipqaipuahaoahaauOHUGoouuuuhuuuuoihuuuuiupiuiupiuigpguuuuuupuouuiuuuggoiugpuoouugiguuuahgiagggiuuiguigiihugihuuiihiiiuiiigiiaiigiugahh(!@,?)!??)!,()&!!♡♡°♡♤₩!¥(*₩**-*₩₩*(-*₩*(-;¥-₩;₩&(*-*₩*₩&**&(₩--;₩-*(**♤[♡♡;₩*¥₩&₩;*&《♡♡♡♤]♡]♤]》《》》]♤》◇♡]》♡》]♡☆◇¡◇♡◇♧!◇☆°¡¡☆¡]¡☆♧¡♧¡☆◇☆¡☆¡☆♡◇♧¡☆°◇◇《¡¡◇°°◇°¡¡☆♧-!;₩,*-())*,(!@)(:#-###

[@perdanielsorensen7775]

But Jesus isn't a zombie, he's clearly a lich.

[@Andreithelord]

Jesus is not a zombie. He is an archlich and, since he abandoned the physical, he is a demilich. Just sayin...

[@Andreithelord]

@@perdanielsorensen7775 technically he is an archlich since his alignment is lawful good. Also, since he is now incorporeal, he would be a demilich

[@federalbureauofinvestigati5588]

Jesus is a Lich not a zombie

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

one of the few comedians that will make jokes about all three major faiths even islam

[@hnys7976]

@@wasup8507 You are probably not a wahabi then...

[@yazanhussam8182]

@@hnys7976 a what?

[@nay4658]

@@yazanhussam8182 The sectarian ideology you mainly find in Saudi Arabia

[@yazanhussam8182]

@@nay4658 oh, thank you.

[@capcompass9298]

@@yazanhussam8182 It's a type of Japanese horse raddish from Saudi Arabia, isn't it?

[@Hessian247]

“It looked like someone’s shadow got up and fucked off!” Jimmy, that’s on a another level of comedy

[@CoolBeansGG]

"Creationists, very naive people, or Americans as we call them" i was dying

[@tommyatkins2527]

so apart from not paying taxes he is one of these wankers who slag off americans pompous wanker

[@MrEvangelist777]

Some of the greatest modern minds are creationists. John Lennox professor of maths at Oxford University, would you describe him as naive?

[@shanehull6235]

Tommy Atkins pretty accurate though don’t you think iv not met any English people that dumb and naive but plenty of Americans

[@sususkir6981]

@@tommyatkins2527 Americans are the only wankers here, mate

[@sweiland75]

Unlike the US, the UK has an official state religion. I take no sides in this but he is clearly a hypocrite.

[@LetalisLatrodectus]

Got an ad for israeli biblical studies during this show. I think youtube's algorithm is confused.

[@katsaras1]

Naaaah, it's just the jews trying to confuse us

[@TheFranksantana]

LoL... I too got the ad just before the show.

[@andreijoseph1854]

Same HAHAHAHAHA

[@theinternet1424]

Yes, if by "confused" you mean "a very complex and powerful machinery that's supposed to understand us, but doesn't really, yet we still make it more powerful than humans because we don't believe in ourselves as much as we do in technology and money"

[@nwxzzz]

Yo same wtf

[@allthatstitching]

‘In full kit rollerblading.’ 😂😂😂

[@scarletstar9308]

I laughed the hardest when he said, “or Americans as we call them,” even though I am American.

[@kainable8769]

Agreed, I am also American, some of the stereotypes the rest of the world has for us are definitely true.

[@DaRuler66]

im not - thank god 🤣

[@Residentstrangr]

Raised catholic unfortunately and this helped with the healing thank you

[@late8641]

Welcome to the club!

[@ytisfulloffreaks4189]

Praise Jesus!!

[@smithy2]

I just love how out there jimmy is, zero fcuks given 👍

[@Johnsmith-fz2dm]

Hes one of the very few comedians to mock Islam, people like Ricky Gervais only target Christianity, I think all relgion should be equally fucked.

[@arffco]

That shadow joke made me piss my self lucky I was in the toilet

[@PC-qu7zk]

It’s been a day it’s probably time to get out

[@teemuleppa3347]

Dude your aim sucks

[@googletaqiyya184]

I have never pissed myself in a toilet.

[@Jeff_Vader]

You pissed yourself lucky. I'm off to shit myself grammar is useful.

[@LANGI902]

IN 😅

[@dontforgettolike7127]

"dear lord, what the fuckin hell was that all about?!!" If that was regular prayer, I would easily still be religious.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

You might be interested in Judaism if that's your perspective.

[@Leoniiche]

"Jesus Christ you look amazing" lol

[@tex1751]

I 😂

[@MargoMB19]

Why is this so funny?! I'm not religious but I'm around the church a lot with my mother, so I thought I might find something in this video just a bit too much. But it's just all gold, I love it!

[@michaeld4861]

When he said "Americans as we call them" at the end.... so accurate.

[@martin2514]

I love how every religion is fair game!!

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

except Islam. because, well, he's not an idiot

[@matsjonsson9492]

"People have been murdered over cartoons; End of moral analysis" - Sam Harris

[@22grena]

Except Islam

[@googletaqiyya184]

Hardly. Count the Christian jokes and then those about other religions. Islam gets one weak ass nothing joke about a burka. Pathetic.

[@coolname8511]

@@thebutcherofbenghazi.libya3348 Joseph was 90 and married Mary who was 12 according to the Bible

[@finnstephens4724]

Got a religious AD on this video gotta love KZbin picking up key words.

[@kumaradityapratap8132]

This guy is just on whole another level.... Hats off to the best stand up comedian in the world 🙏

[@maxwellblaze7902]

Best?? Haha no

[@Topper_Harley68]

He is ok but far from the best.

[@kumaradityapratap8132]

@@Topper_Harley68 haha yeah best is subjective, may i know who you think is better? Would love to check them out 😁

[@maxnullifidian]

"The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy." Bill Maher

[@angrytedtalks]

Bill Maher, the Jewish atheist in America, yes not welcome in UK and not really funny either. The scientific method is a Christian invention. Go figure.

[@davidjames4521]

@@angrytedtalks well that was rather daft of them, it's like a fish inventing a fishing rod.

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

Only a matter of logic. If there is one true God and all the world is his creation then to be closer to him is to understand his world and its fundamental rules. When people had many gods, each one would itself be an explanation and could contradict any other god without question.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

The roman catholic church is of course NOT "The Church"

[@unclewazza777]

@@jayeisenhardt1337 To deep for Atheist you tubers. They prefer beliefs that fit there life styles not one that challenges it. They don't know what's coming. But they all deserve it.

[@caoimhejordan4047]

Jimmy: The Pope is the king of the pedos KZbin: Let's show an ad of a priest talking about how great the Pope is

[@nahomseyfu5893]

Bad joke, NI

[@jonahmordhaim2705]

Why are you tellin that you are an atheist? It doesn't make any sense in this context.

[@nahomseyfu5893]

@@jonahmordhaim2705 dude said by the way so it does

[@JoshuaFliszkiewicz]

I don’t like Jesus

[@useyournogos6845]

You should, he was a good man.

[@guthrie_the_wizard]

Brilliant! And important- gets folks to question a bit.

[@nem447]

If the gods didn't want us to joke about religion, they wouldn't have made religions so absurd.

[@ZesPak]

they shouldn't have made most comedians atheists!

[@chunnil4898]

@gaatje niksaan I read it in the bible. The bible says the bible is true. God was a human, and god HATES you.

[@joaogilgarcia]

@gaatje niksaan lol / almost as funny as Jimmy Carr, just a bit delusional.

[@ArranLaPaul]

All religion is made up bullshittery made by men who fancied children especially in the Islamic religion

[@Lunet1cus]

​@Ryan Snedden We are not all or better said automatically God's children. The gist of it is, if you believe in Jesus and accept Him you are God's children, it is through the blood of Jesus we are bonded with Him. If you deny Jesus, you are the seed of satan, he is your father. It goes all the way back to the garden of eden and eve partaking in the "fruit", which was not a literal fruit, more nefarious, where as the fruit she gave to adam was a literal fruit, not to go into details. I do not understand how you could think that someone believing in Christ is opposed to science, and that God is limited to the rules or order of our world/ plane of existence. The golden ration, also known as the "standard of beauty" is a mathematical formula that all of creation adheres to. That in itself is undeniable scientific proof of "intellectual design" not a cosmic coincidence. 1 Timothy 6:19 "...oppositions of science falsely so called:" The disciples where well aware of science, and then science which is not science, which is falsely called science. God gave people instructions on cleanliness and health to adhere to for the reason they did not have what we have today. One thing I'll point out that is scientific beyond a reasonable doubt that God gave man, which is written in Leviticus 17:11 "For the life of the flesh is in the blood:" and man only figured out what to make of it in the late 18th century. Jesus did not do signs and wonders for the sake of showing of, He did it so those who witnessed it would believe and spread word of it. Which is also why we don't walk by sight, but by faith. Much the same as you are walking by faith and not sight. I am not saying that you can look at a car and say it is not science, because it is science. There is a lot that isn't science and requires faith in order to believe, an example is evolution, it is no where scientifically proven let alone observable yet people believe in it, and that is called faith, because they are told that it is truth. Go a step further and look at all western pagan and eastern religions, where are the technological achievements or advancements? Yet when you follow history of where there was Christendom you had growth in knowledge and technological fields to the extent of what we are able to do today. The civilisations prior to it such as Babylon and then Egypt as an example, where given knowledge by the fallen sons of God, yet that knowledge is not around anymore. There is a fine line between truth (that encompasses science) and bullshit (that also encompasses science, but is not science) As a Christian I am all for science. I am competent enough to know that there is plenty of pseudo science

[@moonbeambeth6704]

I'm cracking up a hernia on a bus😂...worth it...

[@ibrahimjbutt]

I am a muslim...and I just rolled off my chair laughing... JC is just another level of comedy.... Absolutely amazing..!

[@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes]

Didn't Muhammed take a bath with a 6 hear old?

[@Milosevic.]

@@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes Muhammed was also a Homosexual, his inner-gay desires made him commit paedophilia.

[@GunsDontKillSSRIDoes]

@@Milosevic. He could run as a Democrat and win!

[@johnblackledge4009]

Vicious but brilliant!

[@luvmywohdes1464]

@Mike Harrigon how can a joke be this bad at such a comedic brilliant video

[@serendipitygate9223]

Insulting religious and Americans at the same time ? Sign me the fuck up

[@LovingTinha]

Sign of a good comic, when you actually laugh at his jokes, and bonus for learning something at the same time

[@Chilcutte]

My religion on record has been *"David Bowie"* for about 26 years

[@Emmet-id6xq]

I got an ad for Defending Christianity 😂😂😂

[@alexeastwood5029]

This guy inhales when he laughs.

[@splash7106]

As a Christian, I find this hilarious😂

[@jhkk1269]

Then grow up

[@late8641]

And you're still not questioning your beliefs? Incredible.

[@JakeWitmer]

@@late8641 "doublethink"

[@robertwoods3462]

I had a weird day in church, the priest put something funny in my mouth and told me not to swallow.

[@sergeantnoone6920]

The last joke about Americans was 10/10

[@andrewmaclean4817]

Stunning and brave.

[@ddmansfield3677]

Not brave,... Honest

[@hisvorpalsword]

Laughing at immorality is moral.

[@Moonslight7658]

You just described the only good reward in Gods world.

[@chuggaa100]

@@Moonslight7658 Can't own a world if you don't exist

[@Moonslight7658]

@@chuggaa100 Lol

[@MrUndersolo]

Please put that on a t-shirt!

[@sandakureva]

Oh this was good. Jimmy Carr has made a fan out of me. Come to America. I'll buy a ticket.

[@SML1010THAI]

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂👍🇬🇧

[@Machoke98]

have to love british comedians,jimmy and ricky gervais aren't afraid to call out theists on their bullshit

[@kortess7900]

That chess joke got me dead

[@Lukevin99]

"Or a ninja" LOL LOL LOL

[@Insomniac_tv]

Why can’t we have comedy like this more often he sayin facts

[@koilamaoh4238]

Comedy in general is about realism tho...

[@Kristina-jw6un]

fear is usually the answer

[@thrasheusanonymous]

George Carlin was an atheist and he was good!!

[@koilamaoh4238]

@@thrasheusanonymous He was catholic at first tho, and realized how faulty it was. Most american religious atheists start off as religious but once they read the bible, they become atheists, as the old joke goes.

[@starryskies9655]

The Chess jokes have to be my favorites, I think

[@amulyamishra5745]

I got the ad for The Urdu Free Thinker in this 😂

[@USMCasper]

I was reading the shadow joke going what? Right as he told it. It was a ninja.

[@bodspafc]

I love how he’s not afraid to mock Islam as well as the other made up shit.

[@WiseDragon50]

4:45 He let Jesus take the wheel

[@donaldrichardson9545]

The zingers on the end tile though

[@MALEMUSE]

Love ur work...

[@whatthepaaak9444]

Jimmy carr in his natural habitat

[@honimirmikunda4011]

I WANT THOSE T-SHIRTS :D

[@olanrewajuihenacho178]

‘In nomine patris, kiddly fiddly’ -- the Pub Landlord

[@grafikschwarzmarkt]

Where was the „Christians Against Teenage-Pregnancy“ acronym joke? CAT-P 😅

[@anazguric]

4:36 He should've said : " I've let him nail me" 🤣

[@sanguinius540]

Im a muslim myself but i found this funny

[@OH_MY_DOGGG]

Sinead oconnor seems to be a litmus test for how slow we are to really really realize shit.

[@jdabseerl4016]

The Gary Glitter name drop the best.

[@aliciaphillips8796]

Thank you! You're hilarious. And you're so sweet to give yourself to jesus like that. I'm surprised he went for a position outside of missionary... you must have been tickled pink!

[@dogfish3373]

lol

[@AFishBicycle]

Nah, his pink got tickled

[@thebodykeepsthescore2828]

@Mike Harrigon Who's we? You and your extra chromosomes?

[@troyjacobsson9609]

Mike Harrigon lmao you’re so salty

[@ddmansfield3677]

He didn't give himself to Jesus..... He basically said Jesus doesn't exist.... Wtf you completely misunderstood him like a typical Christian.....

[@aussieinnz4611]

Jimmy was that Comedy or just the absolute Truth🤔⭐ Brilliant 💯 Leanne

[@ciaranbrenn1003]

The first add I got during this video was for Hebrew lessons

[@michaelbarnes7351]

The chess jokes were awesome.

[@jaydynbernard3218]

The funny thing is I live in Regents Park but in QLD Australia 😂😂

[@ayushchawdhary537]

Hey just wanted to know Queens ever performed in Queensland.

[@goose3941]

This is good

[@raycope2086]

Great Jimmy!

[@georgecoull4647]

I hope you come to Pittsburgh PA in the US

[@foxsux6000]

In hell they play a track of Jimmy Carr's annoying laugh on a never ending loop to the tune of the haunting North Korean wakeup siren..

[@evanray8413]

ouch

[@saiyaniam]

Aeehhh eeeeh ehhh eeeha

[@WelcomeToMyDream]

That would be horrifying if Hell was real!

[@foxsux6000]

@@WelcomeToMyDream yeah ^x^

[@A.R.C.77]

New sub 😂👍

[@Pumpherstonsmith]

I used to know a lapsed Jehovah`s witness, he used to ring doorbells and run away.

[@deadmanx484]

As an Indian and an atheist from a Hindu family. ..........fucking finally someone targeted it.... Damn! I'm honored

[@earthman4222]

What makes it so funny us that the "crowd" doesn't know when to laugh.

[@Grimkahn1901]

11:08 I took so much offense to that 😂

[@user-ii1iy8fz1d]

Jimmy, gratitude for referencing Bill Hicks -forgive me. X

[@markmclendon8621]

strangely enough we naive Americans refused to believe in the divine right of kings

[@mosienko1983]

of course, that wasn't our idea -and unfortunately too many of us stopped right there.

[@ddmansfield3677]

What?????? Tf does that mean?????

[@ddmansfield3677]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@markmclendon8621]

@@ddmansfield3677 we rebelled against the divine right of kings many followed suit

[@densalbeach1]

Jimmy has taken religious jokes ten steps further than where Dave Allen left off, and he was incredibly funny too!

[@alexisjuillard4816]

There are 10% of people who saw this got offznded and downrated. How much had any real arguments to put forth in the comments? Lol

[@Gxlto]

Yep

[@STEVIEDVD]

Nice👍

[@VisenyaTargaryen220]

1:33 I died.

[@the3rdcubed565]

I dont care if it looks racist im getting off the bus 😂

[@zhasangjekaj958]

The great thing about Islam is they can take a joke that was so funny

[@Johnsmith-fz2dm]

12 people at charlie hebdo would disagree.....

[@zhasangjekaj958]

osama binpoohead I hear you , that was sarcasm,

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

Islam: Am I a joke to you? I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

They actually cant and would murder you

[@Johnsmith-fz2dm]

@@zhasangjekaj958 ah sorry, I missed that.

[@mosienko1983]

Jesus Christ you look amazing! love this whole set!

[@fonroo0000]

1:54 that made me lose it 😂

[@englishmaninfrance661]

Well, well. Carr being quite amusing

[@koolaidremixed2]

Creationists.. or Americans as we call them .. lmfao so true

[@WelcomeToMyDream]

@Mike Harrigon I'm an American and I honestly laughed out loud. You ever been to the deep south, more Creationists in Alabama than the rest of the outside world combined.

[@winged9247]

@Mike Harrigon 'Diaper wearers'? Is that really the best you could come up with?

[@RickReasonnz]

I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of all the worlds creationists lived in the US.

[@koolaidremixed2]

@@RickReasonnz Dude that's so sad to say but it's probably not far off. Even college educated are indoctrinated at a young age to believe nonsense.

[@davidholgate5472]

Good patter 👍🏻

[@dimn9403]

Jimmy looks a lot like Lucifer from Netflix

[@martinjeffery3590]

I think Mohamed holds that title which will never be taken away

[@istvansipos9940]

police be upon him!

[@godzzz1524]

8:17 also me

[@candycoated9751]

" I'll joke on all religion except Islam because I am not a fucking Idiot". XD 😂😂😂

[@Katya_Lastochka]

He's a refreshing atheist who criticizes all religions instead of going after the ones the establishment allows to critique.

[@Lars_Paulsen]

Yeah, and Islam isn't a religion, so that's just great...

[@tilltronje1623]

@zamoo in the video

[@imthkng1224]

@@Lars_Paulsen Wdym

[@j1mmyuk389]

Lol I ain’t even watched the video yet but the AD that just came on was on about God and depression in the church wtf

[@ivanivonovich9863]

Why not try "Ad Blocker"? Works real fine... No more annoying ads.

[@luvmywohdes1464]

@@ivanivonovich9863 maybe he wanna support certain creators

[@rickywaterman1963]

at 3:05 is that Nick Frost.... looks like him.

[@capsulecorpa.t.186]

This guy’s my new favorite

[@berryb2894]

I find this guy to be super funny. He also laughs inwards instead if outwards like my best friend, 😂🤣😂😁

[@fooman65]

Never a truer word been said.

[@alastairwright2671]

I mean he said a lot of stuff during this 11:30 minutes video so you're going to have to elaborate on that one I'm afraid.

[@mr.niceguy8201]

Fucking brilliant!

[@bobbysierraVlogs]

Pope got roasted😂🤣

[@djjordan1019]

Love this guy.

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

At this point I can’t tell if he’s joking or not

[@charalambosanaxagorou9806]

h humor is also a way of saying something serious... T.S Eliot

[@iamnobody8905]

Just facts

[@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111]

if you are religious this is not the video for you buddy, move on.

[@gandalainsley6467]

@@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 i am , i found some parts funny, that pope part was funny and i am christian , some parts just seemed that some religious person took a shit in his cereal

[@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111]

@Mike Harrigon you loser lmao

[@albertus7516]

Outrageous and unfounded blather. 10 Hail Marys.

[@daxdarve8817]

🤣🤣🤣 yep that's religion all other sad weak and intolerant

[@mallow173]

You good sir...are a total Hoot!!!

[@jameelsazam2827]

I am Muslim 😂 My mouth almost ripped laughing

[@yoganandavalle]

I'm glad