【FGO】Kukulkan's Valentine's Scene (LB7 Spoiler) - English Translation - Fate/Grand Order

Kukulkan's valentines scene, translated by Gaius.
#fgo

[@susvik7986]

oh tezca is really wretched in luck, according to his profile apparently his luck gets worse and worse the more "love" he genuinely pours into whatever he touches. In his valentines scene, he went a little greedy but he really wanted to give guda a really cool return gift. But kukulkan destroyed the choco factory and made him going bankrupt, he probably saw that coming due to his future-vision-like skill and grabbed whatever chocolate he could for guda and went to drown his anxieties in booze. Dude was so depressed that the Beast of comparison (fou) had to console a Grand servant and that really meant he hit rock bottom lmaooo

[@sebagomez4647]

So basically if he doesent act like a jackass like lb7 whatever he tries to do with genuine care will get fucked regardless. Feels like zeref curse from fairy tail but with luck.

[@HerMi.T]

@@mayonotes9849 i mean he is not because that is not really his 'sins' i.e the law and actually it is important for world in many ways. Although destroying whole world is not. He would kill even himself if he doesn't follow the rules made by himself i.e why he kills izcalli. Although killing him isn't really that necessary.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

​@@mayonotes9849lEh... To be FAIR, whatever is boiling down in OG CHALDEAS must be ao terribly scary to be a menace for the universe to the point of making Daybit afraid, Ill give Daybit and Tezca-kun some heads up as plan B

[@DataNotLost]

Ah yes, Kukulkan being the biggest airhead while being precious.

[@PlushieMistress]

omg its miss nuclear fusion

[@WildArtistsl]

Yes she oorted chocolate all over

[@rasdan1192]

8:09 I'd be die laughing if she turned into Spider ORT and then ORT theme plays.

[@WildArtistsl]

Oh that be much funnier

[@Animortar]

With the amount of world-ending deities in Chaldea that are in love with Fujimaru, It's a miracle Chaldea still exists.

[@pedrorosa9893]

It because of them that caldea still exist.

[@internetjerk2839]

More like it's amazing that Chaldea even has enemies at this point considering how many Servants can nuke the planet

[@GabrielMichaelDels]

​@@internetjerk2839forget nuking the plante, some can nuke THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE!!!

[@donovanlarsen7982]

@@GabrielMichaelDels I don’t think Type-Moon has any multiversal characters.

[@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505]

​@@donovanlarsen7982I think he mean it as in, you let'em wild on a new world to destroy and they will do it

[@rejoicingfakepriest201]

I'm NUCLEAR I'm WILD I'm breaking up INSIDE

[@j_Snow]

A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS DEFILED DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED CHILD

[@arimadecker7578]

You know tez va is the same as ocelot jap va in mgsv

[@marcelocapeljunior3579]

I wonder what Kotomine's VA thought when he came to work one day and found out he' be explaining Valentine's to an alien goddess.

[@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505]

It would be less weird than the Mapo tofu ASMR

[@ericjohnson-sl2ok]

I love how that no matter what form Kirei will always be Kirei. Also Kuku is 100% a top.

[@detherocablest7054]

Ol’ Tez literally went from “Woooooo!” To “Boohooooooooo!”….Normally, I’m ecstatic to receive chocolate from a cute girl, but I’m going to have to side with my fellow man here. Dammit, birdbrain.

[@nicholasensign7871]

Kukulkan picks up the idea Valentine's day was super battle tournament, I not it hasn't turned into one.

[@ashima9840]

RIP my boy Tezca...

[@kenjivsthewrld]

The Earth didn't declare us a foreigner. Having her Ultra-Class Space-Reality Warping Chocolate did. No regrets tho.

[@user-ww1gk5ku1w]

3:06 Who said I’ll put up resistance?🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sleeperjoseph7708]

Apparently, there's an alternative scene if you choose "I can feel the sun in the hallway". Not only because someone said it in another video, but also I experience beforehand that if you didn't unlock her 3rd ascencion, the other option won't appear for you.

[@marisbury]

Yes, it has different sequence with first ascension Kukulkan.

[@Shokamoka]

Remember guys, ORT will eat anything.

[@meremsolomon4744]

Now I kinda wanna see ORT eating Chaos like a deadly virus in a super computer. A star devouring another star, hehe.

[@ShinyAzzy]

​@@meremsolomon4744 You mean a black hole devouring a star

[@marisbury]

@@meremsolomon4744 ORT is star eater, full power ORT likely can eat it.

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

@@marisbury Since when can a bunch of asteroids eat a star? If stars had TYPEs, they would devour the TYPEs of other planets. Or worse, black holes having TYPEs.

[@marisbury]

@@pablotomasllodra4423 ORT is called a star eater in the story

[@WildArtistsl]

I can hear *WOOOOOH* man cry _Woooh_ sadly

[@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505]

Yeah, ORT is from Space Spain alright, here to conquer us

[@luis99tv]

Kirei starting the conflict. As always. And there's people who says that FGO doesn't follow the lore.

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

8:10 That Anya face tells me she knows what she was doing by stealing the whole factory from Tez.

[@Asar291]

F for tezca

[@alphariusomegon7374]

F

[@desmondmalone438]

Double F he out numbered with two of them

[@Gareth-daupsetpuppy]

F for WOOOOOOOO man

[@dyh6211]

F

[@moefayaka]

F

[@bigdongroma539]

ORT-chan wants to eat us NICE

[@Hallucinations1000]

6:30. Didnt you call the spider yourself earth chan?

[@stardust8797]

Apparently ORT just predicted the call and in typical Ultimate One fashion, stubbornly blasted its way to Earth early But Gaia still takes it as a guest like a good sibling

[@Hallucinations1000]

@@stardust8797 ORT is just the guy who doesnt bring anything for parties and just eat all the food then.

[@stardust8797]

@@Hallucinations1000 Then promptly passes out at the best sleeping spot while securing the territory to prevent all intruders yes ORT is that guy

[@Hallucinations1000]

@@stardust8797 no wonder he chose south america to sleep. then some random vanpire try to catch him like pokemon

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

According to the nerds over at Beasts Lair, ORT might have “intercepted” the call, and decided on its own to come. ORT is weird, even when it comes to TYPES.

[@desmondmalone438]

0:03 Yay!!!!!!!Kuku bring every current past events servants back 😁

[@t0uchme343]

Seeing Kirei and hearing Kirei... It really trips me off for some reason.

[@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505]

It's normal, it's Kirei after all, the holiest cockroach that survives almost everything

[@handbanana4899]

Imagine wasting your life as an alchemist at Atlas building a gun to take out these cuties when we could be marrying them instead.

[@zenithdex3181]

it's a procces man killing them is the pick up line and step one if don't get past that they don't think you're worth it

[@crimsonphoenix8907]

they didn’t know that the solution to all world ending threats could be solved by rizzing them up

[@AngraMango]

But then the gun doesnt even kill them off. If i remember the one gun god shot came back and wasnt really dead from it. I can be remembering wrong tho

[@TheMarth17]

@@AngraMango If you mean type Venus then it did die. V/V was basically a reincarnation . Types are weird even when they die it actually doesnt mean anything since they should just respawn at their planet after some time.

[@INCOGNITO-iq4qy]

Thank Camazotz for making this possible, what a wingman he even gave us alters of our other waifus.

[@PGM991]

my biggest surprise is for Arqueid have a role in Kukulkan valentine scene... hope to see her in main story soon.

[@lavenkaser]

Technically, she is included in the Lostbelt 7 story along with Shiki

[@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505]

​@@lavenkaserdino arcueid yeaaaaah

[@YamataNoYasakani]

8:09 R.I.P. Chafatlipoca Factory 😆⚰️

[@j_Snow]

Lasengle embracing the Tez memes

[@Motorbolt69420]

S P A C E

[@susano.o]

as expected from Ritsuka/Gudao

[@stardust8797]

EXCUSE ME OOPARTs … Can you make more?

[@SUPERSIDESWIPER]

My reaction at 6:27 :okay she’s getting advice from archetype earth and…oh she’s chan-NOOOOOO not that one! She’s got the least understanding of human common sense! (It’s very weird to say that about Arcueid.) Yeah, this isn’t going to go well….

[@Gareth-daupsetpuppy]

Time for more Nuclear Fusion

[@inaciomaron699]

This really makes one wonder why she doesn't have more fanart.

[@juhabach7922]

Tenotictilin gives us the key to her heart, kukulkan gives us aizen's shikai.

[@thomasschmelzer7676]

THE ORTUSSY IS REAL!

[@ShinyAzzy]

This is why you should not make an omnipotent being that is devoid of common sense fall in love to you. I would tho

[@marisbury]

Tohno Shiki did and he never regret it. Should learn from Tohno Shiki.

[@DN-15D15]

Would

[@dyh6211]

Summer ibuki plz DAMN SWEET

[@ObviousHUN]

It has an alternate ending

[@alexanderflores7422]

Neo, please translate ibuki summers valentine

[@ASNS117Zero]

... I have a question. Why is Kukulkan being translated as saying "Si" when the VA is literally saying "Yes"?

[@YrhcAs]

I think it's Spanish for yes

[@darkstorm2579]

@@YrhcAs It is, but for some reason the text says "Si" even though the VA said "Yes".

[@halpmih6995]

@@YrhcAs Yes he knows that but the VA doesn't even say "Si"

[@meremsolomon4744]

I think it's more like a deliberate translation from Neo perhaps? Afterall, this is not an official translation, but a fanmade one.

[@HerMi.T]

Also, what tlaloc said as "ne" actually means "okay".

[@Ctrhrs]

What is the OST at 12:55 called?

[@ask_0]

"Your wish"

[@Ctrhrs]

@@ask_0 Thank you

[@Gacha-Ritual-Master]

Will we get a Camazotz valentine scene? Asking for a friend...

[@MrDibara]

Will we get Camazotz at all? Asking for a friend.

[@vincentvonmod4235]

@@MrDibara When the stars align and your hope survives, he will probably come to Arcade

[@hamburgerpresident6414]

@@vincentvonmod4235 NOOOOOOOOO

[@_Aeterno]

@@MrDibara Yes. On White Day.

[@marisbury]

@@MrDibara he wasn't called NPC in official art release (like Dumuzid and the Jaguar Guy), so probably yes.