Fifty Shades Darker - Sibling Rivalry

Doug and Rob try something a little different this time around with Fifty Shades Darker. No, not THAT different, but it does involve a lot of pain.
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[@ChannelAwesome]

This movie is not a so bad it's good. It's just bad and this Sibling Rivalry was therapeutic for Rob.

[@looknowtv]

I like the mask on the left best!

[@Death13Horseman]

I was hoping people would be smarter than to watch this garbage, but by the time i'm writing this the movie already made double it's budget so there's that. Also that camera shot you were talking about at the end kinda reminded me of Mr.Robot where almost 90% of the screen is just blank space, it didn't make much sense why they shot it that way either, but it's still a pretty cool show. However this piece of prosaic, neutered, culmination of nothing, as well as the fucking cinematic equivalent of dry paint should just vanish into the deepest pits of human concsiounsness.

[@WillTheGreatest]

I think Doug was thinking of 9 1/2 weeks btw

[@JaceGem]

Well at the very least he got to take out his frustrations and rant a bit. Hope he's doing alright now. XD

[@tialenmitchell2451]

Really they're calling it Fifty Shades of Darker

[@SilverShion]

An 1 hour long rant ??......... sure, count me in.

[@Macapta]

SilverShion OMG! I love your profile pic

[@crashschwarzen4642]

SilverShion omg the mighty critic has responded but will he respond again?

[@Ninja07Keaton]

Mark Lewis Charlie Brown mixed with Jotaro Kujo, what's not to love?

[@SilverShion]

The Ninja is right. Rob Walker, if you're reading this, go finish watching Jojo part 2!

[@RoryKatherin03]

Definitely for this movie

[@BecciTK]

"The author didn't like the original film. She said it had nothing to do with her vision. Of course not because they were trying to make it good" Rob Walker- Master of Burns :D

[@pokemonmanyou4239]

Yeah, the book is horrible written and honestly, the only thing going for it is that it is about sex, because it has no value beyond them. I will say this: The movie is better than the book. Still not saying much though

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

+pokemon man I hardly think "his erection springs free" is good sex writing.

[@Noobie2k7]

if any bdsm erotica needed to be made into a movie it was Sunstone, not this garbage. . . .Fuck, now i want a Sunstone movie.

[@Draukagrissah]

I've seen infinitely better literotica on fucking 4chan. Much less places that actually have people that write it professionally, or even consistently recreationally (there are places).

[@Joe90h]

Where does the author get off talking about "artistic vision", when her book was literally just Twilight fanfiction with the names and vampire references removed? Wait, I can hazard a guess to where she gets off. It's likely atop her mountain of stupid people's money.

[@minski76]

Rob: "I want some Shibari shit in there!" Doug: "Huh?" Rob "Anyway, he whips out the spreader bar..." Doug: "Spreader what now?" I guess we found out who's the kinky brother... :)

[@AndreaFMS100]

I know! I'm like 'Rob, you got some explaining to do'

[@whatthebeardoin3160]

An hour of Rob losing his mind? Yes please. That's WAY kinkier than anything the 50 Shades series!

[@dusksentry5836]

and Doug feeling violated

[@CombativeMedic]

I know Asexuals with kinkier minds than this damn series.

[@PheonixAnarchyReaper]

Mad Muffin I *am* an asexual with a kinkier mind than this shit. His hard limits are most vanilla people's soft limits ffs

[@AJ-Parker94]

Mad Muffin It's indeed funny how some asexuals are the most flirtatious and make the funniest sexual jokes...myself included.

[@stinky2040]

same fam

[@SassySmall1]

It's true

[@Nagarath16]

Yep. I'm one of those too. I also have really dirty humor. Some way as an asexual is kinda easier to certain point at least joke/talk about kinky stuff because you don't feel personal shame as much thant those who actually practice sex/kinky things. Of course depending a bit what type of asexual you're and what kinda of culture that asexual has grown up in.

[@michaelramon2411]

So... they made a movie with four sex scenes, a crazy ex-girlfriend with a gun, a child-abuse-filled backstory, a probable serial molester with a crush on the protagonist and a HELICOPTER CRASH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WILDERNESS and they managed to make it BORING!? Truly, a crime against cinema if there ever was one.

[@AppetiteForIllusions]

Michael Ramon Underrated comment alert.

[@moonymonster]

Seriously...

[@lavenderrain1140]

My cousin & I left after the helicopter scene. This movie was a waste time. I was warning men that were buying it for their women that it's going to suck.

[@illusoryVice]

That shouldn't even be possible. How do you fuck up that badly?

[@anikmonette2140]

It truly is. I watched this movie and only could think about how great it would be if it was more dark and more self aware...

[@mmmhhm]

El James: I didn't like the first movie because it's not my vision! Me: It was never your vision to begin with-- you wrote a TWILIGHT fanfic that got popular and you sold it on Amazon! Your entire success story was based off of a vampire romance for TEENAGERS, you hack!

[@ariaalexandria3324]

She even released "Master of the Universe" (what an original title...that she ripped off from He-Man) with "illustrations" that were screen caps from Twilight.

[@mmmhhm]

Aria Clements wait, what? i know about the other two books, the one from Grey's perspective (that fans didnt even like) and the "inner goddess" ebook, but what's this?

[@Tytoalba777]

Master of the Universe, from what I understand, was the ironically unoriginal original title of the entire series. When made into "proper" "books", it was stretched out into three

[@sperrin]

You don't have to be original to be popular.

[@EmilioReyes_97]

apparently you dont have to be good either?

[@MissErendis]

I am seriously considering to start a petition for Tommy Wiseau to remake the Fifty Shades Trilogy. Just imagine the possibilities!

[@SugarSyrupQueen]

Katerina Benardou "I'll tear your ass apart, Lisa!"?

[@MissErendis]

Well, I had Wiseau's undoubted expertise in the long lost high art of navel-fucking in mind, but this will do too.

[@Silver_Warden]

Katerina Benardou A regular sex session turns into a creepy threesome when Mark suddenly shows up (cue the obligatory "Oh hi Mark"), and it keeps getting better with the action shifting towards the nearest stairwell while Danny watches in complete silence.

[@MissErendis]

"Denny, three is great, but four is greater!" Boy, the senario literally writes itself!

[@kenziecullen4434]

The kinkiest scenes would be of Christian fucking Ana's bellybutton

[@ailish2284]

A 16 year old spending 15 minutes on a tumblr BDSM blog could right a better fifty shades

[@adrisakura779]

ailish_ AF There really is erotic fan fiction written by teenagers that's way more better than this, a quick skim on AO3 and Wattpad is more than enough.

[@ailish2284]

Miles Prower yeah I've seen the BDSM community on tumblr. They really stress the importance of consent even the hardcore ones. It's both a bash on FSG and praise for tumblr

[@Itsindy_]

It's "Write" not right. #neverforget

[@dani010203stor]

actually.. she could. she totally could

[@alexandersmith7061]

Thanks for the compliment

[@simpsonman956]

Dude you guys literally *have* to put a character in NC named Ray P. McGee

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

That idea Doug made up about Ana using the real-life Fifty Shades series to get revenge on Christian is pretty amazing--and better than the actual ending, from what I've read.

[@brennabrodbeck5183]

TheHeroOfTomorrow that’s my head canon now for these books. Even though it is horribly written, this is going to help get through this better. Only a little bit

[@MegaSoulHero]

I'm so glad Lego Batman made more money than this garbage

[@Teatime7771]

MegaSoulHero Too bad John Wick 2 made less than this garbage. WTF!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Jon Stewart As much of a positive reputation John Wick has, it doesn't have the mainstream awareness.

[@RoryKatherin03]

I took my mom to see Lego Batman with me. She was ACTUALLY SURPRISED when it beat this shit they're reviewing

[@GravityTrash]

Actually Lego Batman only made $37 million this weekend. Fifty Shades Darker made $97 Million.

[@RoryKatherin03]

Pix Tron domestic or global

[@Apollo9898LP]

Just five little words: *_Tommy Wiseau as Christian Gray_* Boom. Just blew your mind.

[@wwelss]

Apollo9898LPs How Tommy gets Ana to bed: "So anyway, how's your sex life?"

[@culwin]

OH HAI ANA

[@sammcguire3798]

Ana: Hold on, what is this?

[@Blueleaf11]

"You're tearing me apart Ana!!"

[@Armydillo62o]

Apollo9898LPs "What are you doing on your computer? Go outside ITS SO BEAUTIFUL RAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@QuietBatperson96]

I would pay to see a Fifty Shades of Grey film IF it contained a scene in which Christian Grey gets stuck in one of his devices and has to be rescued by the fire brigade. Don't tell me that wouldn't be hilarious.

[@cg-rf7lo]

For anyone who still has questions, watching 50 Shades for it's representation of BDSM is like watching Pearl Harbor for Michael Bay's impeccable historical accuracy.

[@alexandersmith7061]

Wait...ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE TO REWRITE MY HISTORY REPORT!?!

[@jackwimmer2249]

@@alexandersmith7061 yes.

[@Grunkle2210]

The LEGO Batman Movie is more of a Valentine's Day movie than this is

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

Jaymes Shoreman Just watch Deadpool again.

[@Lishadra]

Angry Yogbuscus Deadpool's blatant nudity and gore is more sexy than 50 shades.

[@enriqueprieto2922]

Jaymes Shoreman Batman and the Joker have more sexual chemistry and an engaging relationship development in that movie than this.

[@lorenzorobins6279]

Enrique Prieto batman and robin has more chemistry

[@lorenzorobins6279]

Not the movie but the characters

[@asunayuuki8710]

I refuse to give this movie any attention; I fucking *DESPISE* Fifty Shades of Grey, chances are I will hate this movie even _more_. Normally I'd say, "fuck this movie.", but it's not even worth _that_ insult, it doesn't even DESERVE a "fuck" Also, John Wick: Chapter 2 is much more entertaining.

[@graciegj63]

Asuna Yuuki Well it is an erotic fan fiction off twilight and so its no surprise that it's bad.

[@SoniaSephia]

Asuna Yuuki You watch hour long video about this movie you gave it *attention*

[@dafuqimmadoing8806]

But it's just so fucking fascinating : the first movie and this one are like another kind of garbage. Like another kind of bad. Like I've no idea why they exist, they're so bland, the dialogues/plot/characters are so awful, AND where's the fucking BDSM ??? no, no, no, no, no, : where's the fucking ????? Those movies act like they're all bout sex and hardcore stuff but... they're not. They're really not. And it's so fucking surprising Oo I mean besides having horrible dialogues, plot and characters those movies don't even have the MAIN thing they always claimed to have. It's like you keep bragging about making a really scary horror movie but you end up releasing something as frightening as Dora the explorer ! I mean how can you fuck up something like that ? The movie keeps lying to the audience and wants to get away with it. This is impressive Oo

[@vicount3944]

Don't even dare to compare John Wick to this trash

[@dafuqimmadoing8806]

TankAce just say Kirito he's just an emo teenager and be done with it XD

[@roarshach13]

I've seen more intense bondage on Deviantart

[@pavelprazak9672]

roarshach13 To be fair, Devianart is pretty famous for underground fetish communities.

[@roarshach13]

Pavel Prazak exactly. People on Deviantart know what the hell they're doing. E.L. James does NOT. All of these scenes read like they were written by somebody who learned about bondage through one minute scenes in police procedurals

[@sawyerthomson7497]

roarshach13 Yeah, I'd be infinitely more surprised if you had seen LESS intense bondage on Deviantart

[@BanisherDarkness]

I've seen more intense bondage watching a cat play with a ball of yarn.

[@Noobie2k7]

Plus a lot better actual writers on there too. I mean probably the best bdsm erotica comic ever put to err screen i guess is there in Sunstone. Now that's something that deserves a movie.

[@archivedaccount5990]

No. Just no. I'd rather watch Lego Batman or John Wick 2 than this crap. It's not even worth watching for free... So to anyone trying to give me links; No, thank you.

[@Hanmacx]

Matthew Cool i wouldnt even watch it if I get paid for this.

[@archivedaccount5990]

I don't doubt that.

[@NotAFakeName1]

Hanmacx I would...but it wouldn't be cheap. You'd have to pay me 20-50$ minimum.

[@RemixerUltimate]

Matthew Cool Go and see Lego Batman. You'll have fun haha

[@D.Dragon]

Matthew Cool if they offered to destroy the franchise if you watched it, would you? We should start a petition... Not that it would do anything...

[@DarthRushy]

Best part of this review. 15:32 Doug: *laughs* Rob: It opens up with some child abuse scenes... Doug: *stare of death*

[@cryptidxcreature]

fifty shades would have been WAY more interesting if he was a serial killer and she just had no idea the whole time. i can think of a thousand ways that basic premise could have been way better.

[@ztslovebird]

Lego Joker and Lego Batman had a better dysfunctional relationship than Grey and Steele.

[@scaredbi]

ztslovebird it’s more romantic than grey and Steele too

[@alexandersmith7061]

It’s kinkier too when they did that head action at the end of the movie 😏

[@anikmonette2140]

And had better slash/lemon fanfic on the Web...

[@Daviddv]

You need to make a Nostalgia Critic episode on this movie!

[@konstance13]

DAY-V Entertainment™ I love a crossover with him and Cinema Snob on both films.

[@freddiefaulig8751]

DAY-V Entertainment™ trust me I waiting so long for this

[@canvas_125]

DAY-V Entertainment™ I highly want Nostalgia Critic to do this sequel and the first one too.

[@paulrodriguez3757]

JUST DO IT TAMARA

[@dusksentry5836]

yeah with the lack of degrading stuff i dont get why Tamara wont do it *shrug*

[@genebaker511]

That scene in Star Wars Episode 2 where Padme is in that black dress in front of a fire with Anakin is more erotic than this whole movie.

[@RyanStorey1231]

Twilight is the literary equivalent of World War I: You thought this was as bad as it could get, but then World War II/50 Shades happened.

[@wchan39]

RyanX1231 So, what? The 3rd book is gonna be like World War 3? ...we're all screwed, aren't we?

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

It's like gonorrhea. When you think is gone for good, the motherfucker returns worse than ever.

[@aacsmiles]

The most unrealistic part of the 50 Shade timeline is that Ana apparently went from senior college student to head of a department of a large publishing firm in 6 weeks.

[@utopua4all]

Why does that remind me of that episode of Family Guy were Meg gets a job at "Superstore USA" and ends up being promoted to manager within a few weeks? I know it was just a plot device so she'd have to fire her father, refuse to do it and quit instead (and I'm not trying to defend these kinds of monolithic business either) but you don't get to be manager on a dime like that. Seriously, there is training you have to travel for and such.

[@catalinamelo9932]

"Aw, I thought there would be Grey with the Avengers eating Shawarma" Great xD

[@moxiemiss5741]

The first 5 minutes of this accidently played when I went to go see Lego batman. Hard to say which was funnier.

[@thejoshman8618]

Moxie Miss DUDE THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO, me and my sister and brother went in there and could not figure out why they were showing r rated trailers, then the movie started playing and there were a ton of kids in there lol, and after multiple families left after like 15 minutes they started playing the right thing lol

[@karolusmagnus8405]

So this video is more of a therapy session for Rob after seeing 50 shades shittier.

[@annaconigliaro2907]

Karolus Magnus basically

[@fourangers]

16:42 "I feel violated right now" by Doug Walker. OMG I laughed so fucking much you have no idea

[@enriqueprieto2922]

I'm sad. After this, I have to wait a year to see another sibling rivalry video about 50 shades. I swear these videos are the only good things to ever came out of those movies.

[@enriqueprieto2922]

Yeah, now I'm really sad.

[@naonna1]

Could we get a nostalgia critic short where doug and rob re-enact the 'serious' scenes, but all of Anastasia's thoughts are voiced by Malcolm's deep voice?

[@tinyj4520]

You... I... This!

[@AitorMolina.]

I cried of laughter watching this, I want Rob explaining more movies Doug has never seen.

[@catmadigan7763]

"Oh Christ..." "Christ was in this?" SANTA CHRIIIIIIIIST, SANTA CHRIIIIIIST, WE ALL LOVE SANTA CHRIIIIIIIIIST!

[@PansexualDumbass9169]

That would make the movie so much better

[@stevejacobson7245]

Santa Christ would easily nake the film, yes.

[@williameyelash8053]

"kindergarden bdsm" that doesnt sound right

[@alexandersmith7061]

Or very right...

[@karilari8057]

Just watch Secratary the movie, please don't waste your time at this movie

[@LadyBern]

Hell the fuck yeah!

[@linaware8635]

At first I read that as secretariat and was confused... But I bet a movie about a race horse us kinkier than this movie.

[@sammcguire3798]

"I asked you to spank me but I didn't know you would SPANK me!!! YOU'RE INSANE!!!!" - Doug walker--2017

[@Blueleaf11]

When my husband and I went to see Logan this was playing at the same time. Jokingly he asked if I wanted to see this instead...and I not so jokingly I punched him in the shoulder.

[@ethonal4487]

pin this or I'll call the cat in the hat on you the movie version

[@dafuqimmadoing8806]

This man has no limit !

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

Ethonal 2 Ye gods, have you no soul?

[@Lishadra]

Ethonal 2 The absolute madman!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Ethonal 2 I'm psychotic, so I'll test that threat.

[@gokaired1696]

In the immortal words of darth Vader: NOOOOOO

[@InSpades0]

"hes basically..John Constantine...mixed with a serial rapist" that line made me spit taco all over my laptop..so.. thanks for that

[@starlite04]

CrashOverride958 Rapey Mc Gee.

[@jackwimmer2249]

The best part is Doug Walker reacting to “That ain’t going up my pooper!”

[@mythiethereviewer2608]

The book writer used to write Twilight fan fics. It all makes sense now....

[@andrewollmann304]

Anipanda Worse....she made a Twilight fanfic...changed the names "Isabella Swan" and "Edward Cullen" to "Anastasia Steele" and "Christian Grey" and changed other details...methinks Stephanie Meyer could sue.

[@sootog8117]

Anipanda woooow

[@redbluue]

Not used to... 50 shades series are the fanfics...

[@Vanalovan]

I want a 50 shades parody exclusively staring the Walker brothers ... Doug is Anastasia

[@crashschwarzen4642]

3:59 play the Tom and Jerry clip, do it

[@freddiefaulig8751]

Crash Schwarzenegger can you tell me where can I find that clip

[@TheDarthDestruktor]

Palpatine: DO IT.

[@crashschwarzen4642]

Freddie Faulig I don't quit remember but I can try to find it

[@Secti0nn]

what does he even say in that clip?

[@JiReyAnimation]

Mats Vollema DOOOON'T YOUUUUU BELIEVE IT!

[@soloragoldsun2163]

Basically all of the stuff these guys are coming up with would make for a better movie. I'd totally watch a film about a BDSM-obsessed dude having to use his toys to escape a helicopter crash-site!

[@justanotherarmchairgeneral4240]

Still a better love story than Twilight. One moment... I've just been informed by my producer that this is NOT a better love story than Twilight. What have we done..

[@mystic-malevolence]

Well, cringy Twilight fanfiction really shouldn't be better...

[@jackwimmer2249]

Just an image of Grima Wormtongue looking horrified!

[@soloragoldsun2163]

"Diamond-encrusted Ring Pop" I died. XD

[@ailish2284]

I will marathon the entire twilight saga because I actually enjoy the corniness and bad acting but you could not pay me to watch fifty shades. You could not give me 100,000 dollars to give one penny to anyone involved in this pile of regurgitated human brain garbage

[@RyanStorey1231]

In hindsight, after the travesty that 50 Shades unleashed onto the world, I feel like we were way too hard on Twilight. At least Twilight has a plot and memorable characters. Somewhat.

[@jupiterscrybabyy]

ailish_ AF I will honestly say I ENJOYED the Twilight saga, including the books. Like, I actually have a favorite part/installment (Eclipse was the shit). I found it to be incredibly cheesy and extra as hell, but the characters and world around the cheese was pretty damn cool. The movies were gorgeous, as well as the soundtracks. FSOG is just god awful. There is nothing interesting about these films AT ALL. It's so frustrating. It had the potentional to be entertaining, and it being fanfiction is NOT an excuse.

[@BrightWulph]

Apparently 50 shades was originally Twilight fan-fiction, but the author went back changed the names and got it published.

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

I would be paid $100,000 to see this. I mean, that's like a two hour nap. Just gotta bring some earplugs and one of those eye shade things to drown out all of the middle aged women.

[@scaredbi]

RyanX1231 twilight isn’t the best but at least the relationship is somewhat healthy and not abusive or manipulative

[@elizabethashley42]

I'm only halfway through and this is already the greatest Sibling Rivalry video ever.

[@Ganychan]

"The emotional manipulation is he darkest thing he's got." Then it's really faithful to Twilight!

[@nickjames8377]

Doug's mask is fabulous

[@cocoquake]

Maybe since 50SoG is just a Twilight fan fiction, the creators felt it necessary to make the movies as shitty as possible to stay true to original source material

[@fortblocks]

*Sees thumbnail* Oh, this will be good.

[@pronounsinmybio]

So, who's up for a Ray P. McGee character skit?

[@CarlottaStudios]

Beth Lowery ME! ME!!! MEEEE!!!

[@Hinatachan360]

I don't get why the author of the novels couldn't have talked to people who actually live or have lived the bdsm lifestyle. Not sure if that would have improved the story, but she could have at least tried. There's an author on Fanfiction.net called LadyDetia who has written fiction containing BDSM, and it's so much better written than this 50 Shades crap. She states in an author's note that she's lived the lifestyle for years and it shows in her writing.

[@cocolime6496]

Because that would have required *effort*.

[@davidecolucci6260]

Hinatakun360 the authour started the 1st book as a twilight fanfiction on her blackberry. or at least that is what she said in an interview after the 1st movie came out

[@Sasu123456789x1]

The movie is the same way... they claim they did their research but clearly they don't care regardless.. :

[@PhyreI3ird]

Hinatachan360 Thanks for sharing dude, the good writers need credit man. If I had a web show and I ever talked fifty shades of grey, I would end each episode sharing an actually good fetish/erotica writer that's fucking WORTH the undeserved attention this for some reason garners. It would be so awesome to see some content creator take that undeserved attention that 50 always gets and turn it around to shed light on worthwhile writers, man.

[@arumikahaven]

The problem with these movies is they don't work for either audience. For the normal audience, they don't work since they are literally movies about a woman enjoying mental and sexual abuse. For the Perverted Audience, it STILL doesn't work because the sex is so softcore you could fall asleep through those scenes.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Eremikashipper 4ever And then there is the audience of women that Rob described.

[@Overseer2579]

The bathroom scene in Booksmart was more hardcore than everything in this franchise by comparison. And that scene literally ends with one of the women throwing up on the other before they can really get into it, cause she’s all drunk

[@drmattconrad77]

My wife divorced me this Valentines Day. That's still better than her making me see this movie.

[@spencerhaynes4364]

Instead of this watch "Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[@marcusgutierrez9382]

How Rob violates Doug with his hand was hilarious. If there is such a thing a Male older Mabel Pines there it is.

[@Lynnize]

29:53 "jokes on you, I'm totally into this kinda sorta just don't spank me" I lost it

[@graciegj63]

This movie makes The Room look like a masterpiece.

[@domoriski]

Gracie J The room is a masterpiece!

[@graciegj63]

domo riski Yes. An unintentionally funny one. I really prefer watching it with Rifftrax, either wise I'd fall asleep.

[@jetsxtaylorgang]

"there's something about that girl!" well in the book, it's the fact that she looks like his mom...

[@MaryTheresa1986]

Amanda Bryant wouldn't it be funny if they were brother and sister?

[@xena2357]

That just makes him an even BIGGER freak than previously established. Seriously, how fucked up must a character be? 😰😖

[@CarlottaStudios]

Amanda Bryant In the movies, it's that too.

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

Just looking the thumbnail I burst out laughing. Fucking nailed it.

[@Yahiko25]

Why am I starting to think Twilight is a decent series?

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

Because the fanfics are sometimes a lot lot worst

[@cocolime6496]

Because when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

[@RyanStorey1231]

Twilight is the literary equivalent of World War I: You thought this was as bad as it could get, but then World War II/50 Shades happened.

[@Kyman102]

I can only imagine how the movie for Fifty Shades Freed will go. Even fans of the series described the plot as basically being "Ana gets pregnant and eats a lot"

[@kenziecullen4434]

Sooo you're telling me that Kim Basinger... the woman partially responsible for the toned-down story in "Cool World" so she could show it at *children's* *hospitals*... agreed to be in the sequel for 50 Shades of Grey...!?

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Kenzi Bat Well, it's not exactly like 50 shades is being shown in children's hospitals. Bad choice for her either way.

[@kenziecullen4434]

Yeah well she wanted to show "Cool World" to sick kids, and I would argue that the sex scene in THAT movie is more kinky than any of the sex scenes in 50 Shades - cuz at least toon-on-human sex is SOMETHING - so ya never know!

[@mrdoctorgilmore]

Should have just showed them Batman 89

[@laurendearnley9595]

Kim Basinger was in 9 1/2 weeks, which is a good 50% a carbon copy of 50 Shades. Except she has the common sense to leave the abusive masochistic guy at the end. I think it was supposed to be a "clever" casting.

[@laurendearnley9595]

(Turns out Doug half-remembers it at 33:50)

[@TheSoulWithin7]

I miss sibling rivalry so much 😓 these and first viewings are my favorites on this channel

[@seanm9306]

"I can see Uranus!"

[@trico876]

I play this out loud in class and the second I look away from my phone, you guys start moaning. Thanks :)

[@JazzyTyfighter]

10:40 Ray P. McGee, the next criminal antagonist for Phoenix Wright...

[@Equilibrious]

Why does everybody laugh at "Anastasia Steele", which is a fictional name, but the actress who plays Christian's adoptive mother is called Marcia Gay Harden, which is a real name!?

[@utopua4all]

I think, in part, that it has to do with the fact there is a real-life author by the name of Danielle Steel and that it almost sounds like a pen name. Whenever anyone says Anastasia Steele I can't help but think of Danielle Steel and how their professions are kind of connected. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.

[@kstephenson5857]

"Imagine nothing! Put it on her nipple!" - Rob Walker, 2017 Gosh I laughed so hard at poor Rob losing his mind.

[@Webshooters1]

I've read fanfictions more competent than this film.

[@wchan39]

Goku Black Ironically, the Fifty Shades of Grey series started off as a Twilight fanfiction...

[@pokerusdyami]

56 minutes?! I'm excited.

[@Liz-be1wq]

"You need to WORK to make a movie worse than this." Ladies and gentlemen, The Emoji Movie.

[@jackwimmer2249]

No, I’m pretty sure that title goes to 50 Shades Free.

[@karmascamera5275]

54:48 Yes, this movie is a waste of space, but I'm guessing Rob hasn't seen Resident Evil: The Final Chapter; it's a WHOLE NEW DIMENSION OF HACK FILMMAKING That movie made me PHYSICALLY ILL

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Karmas Camera Apparently, Jason Bourne has that effect on people as well.

[@ayvi8850]

omg waffle.... "flip me im done" lololol im crying

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

You know, you say this film has no redeeming value, but it sounds to me like we have the next Rocky Horror Picture Show on our hands. Nothing happens for 30 seconds? Audience shouts "DO SOMETHING!" Sex scene cuts away before climax? Audience asks "WHERE'S THE REST?" The sleazy guy has a scene? "HOW'S IT GOING, RAPEY MCGEE?" Character standing on the wrong side of the frame? "YOU'RE OFF YOUR MARK!" And I'm sure there's many others.

[@berry186]

"Guess who's in this movie?" That could literally be anybody. My first thought was Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson or Tyler Perry, lol.

[@DrJuice1]

...but according to the chart, we need them to be more hip.

[@dougputhoff]

Gee, thanks Rob. I just did a Bing search for "Spreader Bar."

[@scitechian]

Wait, why did you use Bing to search for-- OH, now I understand.

[@KyleRayner12]

Watching Rob yell about nipple clamps was the high point of my week.

[@SamuraiGoth]

Tommy Wiseau should remake the Fifty Shades franchise.

[@noteadele7795]

ALL THE YES! He could be the new Grey. XD "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ANA!"

[@izzy1221]

**shakes the siblings** JOOOOOOOHN WICK 2 LEGO BATMAN.

[@megamovieman101]

That was the perfect ending to an hour-long rant from Rob. ".......Fuc-!"

[@laurettelaliberte8864]

I heard that the author was on set while they were filming the first one, micromanaging everything, and that there was a BDSM consultant on set. Every time he said "No, that's not an accurate representation of the dynamic," she would freak out and refuse to allow them to deviate at all. But it wasn't her 'vision'? ... what a pretentious hack.

[@Blackasnight426]

"Mmm...commitment." -Doug Walker

[@EmmaRoseKinkade]

This is hotter than the books and the movies. I feel my Inner Goddess rejoicing ;) #50shadesofsiblings

[@radicaledward3783]

16:52 it took longer than i thought but there's your robXdoug fanfiction

[@supertoddtv]

Nothing makes me laugh more than Doug and Rob talking about Fifty Shades! :D It's like my favourite thing!

[@crystalballstudiostm2355]

That intro was hilarious! Well done, guys.

[@yumehophype5005]

the impressions oh my gawd

[@catalinamelo9932]

Yumehop hype! Rob changes instantly from Christopher Walken to Anastasia. So,so good

[@yumehophype5005]

Definitely the best part of the video

[@rafaelmarkos4489]

"You have to work hard to make a film worse than this in the next 5 years." 5 months later, comes The Emoji Movie.

[@TheChefComic]

wait you watch Fifty Shades of Grey instead of Kingsman because they both came out on the same day.

[@TheChefComic]

Mind Heist I know but all Theatres Play Fifty Shades of Grey instead of it. and they put it in one of the smallest Auditorium they have. that's why I was surprised when they went to see it shades of grey instead of Kingsman on Valentine's Day

[@originalindigodingo]

feels like Anastasia Steele is another one of those names you need to have the puppet critic say.

[@Cadapech]

I saw the notification so I jumped from Real Thoughts on Quest for Camelot to this, and what a jump this will be; considering one will be about animation and the other is...well some fanfiction. UPDATE: 11 minutes in, "Spread bar. - Teehee. - "

[@missx5472]

Eyes Wide Spanked

[@scitechian]

Ow.

[@ilietudor6878]

dr. spankedlove or how i learn to stop worring and love the spanke,2017 a space spanke, a clockwork spanke , paths of spanke , barry skankdom , full metal spake, the spaking

[@mikepuppetz9]

Ilie Tudor Spanktacus.

[@animeotaku307]

10:53 Nah, she went with the much more subtle "Jack Hyde." As in Mr. Hyde. So subtle.

[@40GamesAG]

22:26 I laughed so hard, but I'm still recovering from a cold, so I almost suffocated to death XD