Fighter - Jack Stauber

jackstauber.com

[@ChrisKogos]

Jack is a beautiful thing

[@babeytea]

i- thing?

[@Fezcon]

Darkest Things studios No human can possess the knowledge that Jack withholds. Chris, here, understands the wrath of the Almighty Stauber.

[@FourFor4]

I’m sure this guy knew they said thing. I believe they were talking about the channel, perhaps.

[@Place_Holder-cl5hk]

Don't be blind everybody It's thing

[@user-is5fn1xe7g]

@@Junkrrz he isn’t human, he is something way more powerful then that

[@viniciusgomes5147]

Jack *Stabber*

[@rebbekahcannons9805]

My autocorrect

[@systemoverrider4270]

glad your autocorrect knows shit, man

[@Geedis287]

Sometimes I watch this video just to see this comment

[@Jesstherkiller]

Jack starburst

[@kleinmoretti413]

Back Stauber

[@gdaly6802]

The binary at 0:24 says "Maybe then you'll feel some control"

[@aedanpinney5816]

Glad I'm not the only one who took the time to translate that

[@chuuyafart]

its also what he says at the end :)

[@Batmantherealbatman]

Thank you!!!!!!! I didn't know how to translate

[@spencerworld3167]

He littery says mabey you'll feel some self control in that sence.

[@lunastone8330]

wow jack really pays attention to those details

[@engineerbot]

Who would win? One Fighter boy Or One lover boy?

[@Loopylord420]

Emerald Miner 299 if they team up they would be unstoppable

[@engineerbot]

Pionono thank you pionono, very cool.

[@honeycloves-]

to answer the question, Stauber himself would win, as he's both

[@MAR_abisal]

The fighter will mop the floor him while the lover will take it for a drink or two

[@gimmecheesecake]

Lover boy love is adrenaline

[@AeoLynx_]

The binary at 0:24 says "Maybe then you'll feel some control".

[@kaiserkapin1797]

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[@spoopydragon]

big mc thankies for making me not do it myself

[@iamhalfawake9247]

Oh cool

[@sorewahimitsu]

Just did it myself, damn it

[@AnonymousXWeirdo]

That's what I did

[@iamme3045]

The very beginning of the video, you can see the "Can I have a Peppermint" Thumbnail

[@pinheadlarry1347]

I just shided

[@maddievans3487]

I am me you right!😂

[@jayvonwebb4864]

Nice

[@chuuyafart]

Im guessing this is like a sequel?

[@maddievans3487]

I am me 😂

[@merchant271]

*Bumps elbow into the corner of a coffee table* my entire nervous system: 0:01

[@boog7214]

true ;^;

[@joualavedra1208]

This made me laugh

[@jogasaracco5056]

Your nervous system wants to be a fighter, lover, and want a little more control?

[@GenericLoser12]

@@jogasaracco5056 obviously

[@Artsy.kitsuny]

This is why i like the comment section

[@PeakoftheApex]

This is just an excuse for jack to play with knives on camera

[@boog7214]

what if he stabbed somebody in the process

[@cato7786]

its a very good excuse nonetheless

[@nolanteeples5911]

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[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

@@nolanteeples5911 Thanks for this you beautiful human.

[@pelkuau5693]

true

[@TomtheShoppingbag]

u call urself a fighter but i bet you couldn't even beat up inchman

[@Fernisawake]

MaN takEs sKilL To gEt A HearT FroM JacK StaubEr

[@uberx2447]

Can I have one? A skill

[@juaneskator]

@@Fernisawake A year ago he gave a lot of them...

[@Fernisawake]

@@juaneskator wEll Now I FEel stuPid😑

[@doozyisking4755]

Dahm he liked it

[@pluviophilex6133]

“I’ll mop the floor with you” is the most confronting sentence I’ve ever heard. I will now use this sentence when I’m in any violent situation. Thank you jack

[@him1517]

You’ve never heard that before?

[@eanschaan9392]

I am surprised you have never heard that before.

[@eliasalejandro2292]

@@eanschaan9392 same

[@zeeticqxd]

@@omo.0000 wait what does it actually mean then

[@isabelgood7847]

@@zeeticqxd essentially, ‘yo imma beat the living shit out of you’

[@hirsch5782]

The last thing i was expecting to see today was Jack wielding 2 machetes in his hand and telling that he will mop the floor with you

[@Kagiro]

That comentari saved my day

[@mr.t3s941]

You can't predict him.

[@marianamendoza5228]

Fr tho-

[@katie-wd2cm]

jack and his music are an absolute vibe, prove me wrong

[@Evannn0]

I love you

[@boog7214]

why would i prove you wrong when you're right smh

[@sleeptight3906]

i will not prove you wrong

[@piperricca7832]

he seems like a meme but in the best way possible

[@j1nn0o]

no one can prove you wrong

[@obituate]

i was born in the right generation

[@archived2385]

We all were.

[@mfnuggetcreammfnuggetcream8190]

evangelion644 Ew

[@Shartwichh]

ironic

[@TheHallOfTally]

True

[@obituate]

why does my comment have 100+ likes 🤔

[@PolicemanPlanet]

I swear to God he's boutta drop the hardest 80's bangers collection that never was

[@Roken-xo6xx]

Policeman Planet why do I see you everywhere now?

[@PolicemanPlanet]

Roken2323 I'm active on the tubes and got my notifications on! I'm subbed to like 1k channels. Nice to see you round here!

[@cipher9849]

That’s sad That I don’t have my notifications on.

[@PolicemanPlanet]

Nawaf you better get em on!

[@stillthebestgachatuberever2554]

Jack when he tries to look sly: 😎 Jack when you push all his curtains to the side: 😡

[@camera2178]

so true

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

thats so deep dude

[@deltaazz5740]

deep 😔

[@rurumi-chan]

jack when you call him a fighter😤🥊 jack when you call him a lover😍🍷

[@j1nn0o]

@@rurumi-chanhe’ll take you for a drink or two

[@GPLT4L]

Jack Stauber is gonna help invade area 51 with his duel wielded machetes

[@i_luvcats_uwu9908]

And then he's gonna take the guards out... For a drink or two

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@i_luvcats_uwu9908 He'll offer them tequila

[@shannaphillips7546]

Lima bean man was actually an alien brought to Area 51. It all makes sense now

[@it5john261]

The old days

[@david_holderman]

Back when the world was all well and good and there was a meme about invading Area 51

[@equilateral]

How you consistently release the most catchy and creative videos is beyond me. You're amazing.

[@Legia_Jestnaj]

You got the heart from jack stauber!

[@aguynamedsmith6489]

I have found something to be true about Jack Stauber that isn't for most other musicians I listen to. No matter how much I listen to it, or how often it's looped, I can't get tired of Jack's music, I just end up wanting more

[@JowellOrdonez-kl3sx]

Yo igual

[@N95j]

agreed

[@razielalfonsoherreravinas2199]

Hombre, pues ya somos dos

[@abrahamramoscondori580]

Es adictivo para mis oidos😊

[@flaredrxgon6698]

Lyrics: [Pre-Chorus] When I try (There you are!) To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Calls me fighter I’ll mop the floor with you! Calls me lover I’ll take you for a drink or two You’ll get older! Maybe then you’ll feel some control

[@littletroble_0728]

@MG it’s literally the same thing OP said

[@lawrencium.222]

@@littletroble_0728 hi

[@extraterrestrial587]

*”Calls me lover”* *Calls* 😳

[@mirukmatsuoka]

It's call. It's written on the screen lyrics

[@NommieGreens]

Thanks, I don't speak Jack Stauber

[@g33zerthealien]

Jack when you call him lover: 🕺🍷 Jack when you call him fighter: 🫵😎🫵 Jack when you push his curtains to the side:😡👹

[@mapleboy228]

I was born in the right dimension

[@codehorse8843]

Nah dude, 4th is tops for real, you're but a membrane on a 4th dimensional sphere.

[@fartedonmyfamlastnight2243]

@@codehorse8843 mapleboy, don't get mad bc they're spitting facts💅💅😝😳😳

[@joeythecat6334]

@@fartedonmyfamlastnight2243 the 4th dimension is like this one, but you're living IN a Jack Stauber video, so...he's right

[@squirrelcoom]

I think you mean universe

[@Durfit]

I always knew that there was a small clay man inside of his trench coat.

[@WhosThisEmGuy]

Bryan Kral Lel

[@ocelotfreehand1391]

he's doing the "two kids trying to sneak in a movie" trick

[@sleeptight3906]

he's not three dogs in a trench coat he's many tiny clay people in a trench coat

[@jacke1381]

I like how no one is questioning the fact that Jack owns two machetes

[@KGruending]

They're like 12 bucks at most stores.

[@crabfrenzy1401]

*we don't question jack in the first place.*

[@jacke1381]

@@crabfrenzy1401 Yk u do have a point

[@28TheJasc]

*For immersive experience, please put quality to 144p*

[@feralfernweh6091]

Oh no

[@deathbynas]

Oh yes

[@guyfieri4017]

xypher it’s the same ...

[@notreallyagameranymore]

@Marcinda Scott it actually isn't.

[@Munchtreats]

@@guyfieri4017 you need to refresh the video

[@cuponoodles8507]

This is beautiful and no one can convince me otherwise

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Agreed. It's easy to say, "haha, that is beautiful," ironically. But this is genuinely beautiful.

[@henrynautilus3072]

agreed

[@systemoverrider4270]

I can convince you otherwise, because if you understand it, this is beauty itself.

[@cargnome]

Not your best. I understood too many of the words. JK I love this.

[@Ismael-wk5en]

@I300l3s One day :)

[@cdplayer6637]

I love how Jack genuinely looks like he’s having fun in this video

[@fluffanator1015]

My therapist: it’s ok, Jack stabber isn’t real, you’re thinking of Jack stauber Jack stabber: 0:27 (Holy crap thank you for so many likes)

[@randomartnoob1773]

Jack stabber is real and he's coming for you

[@zachlol2]

PLEASE

[@-LeMar-]

Oh damn! It was not a dream???

[@Zirconium.saccade]

@@randomartnoob1773 shit-

[@swoonoverwrtings]

Lmaoo

[@Katlagrottan]

Do a full version of this song i dare u

[@Eh-eo4bb]

oh but he did and its on youtube now

[@denim8932]

it's on Spotify, along with Cheeseburger Family (Extended)

[@Jesstherkiller]

There is now❤❤❤❤

[@Geedis287]

Boy do i have some news for you

[@adachy]

Gugge ooh

[@bii_gii]

This is goofing off to a profreshional level

[@r0t.y4rd.d0g3]

The line "You'll get older, then maybe you'll feel some control" hits too close to home.

[@nerdleturtle152]

His facial expressions in this give me life

[@zzg0ldzz443]

0:25 top 10 most badass anime characters

[@shadowcatboy7852]

Zzg0ldzZ Fighter - AMV

[@jimbomurphy8890]

I’ve been play Pop Food on a loop for a week now and it’s still not old

[@buckymorelike]

2 weeks now and I got my sister and her friends all hooked. Still fresh.

[@onewayc3487]

Jack. Please come back.

[@user-ot5vp3tb9b]

この人が作った曲の中でいっちばん大好き

[@benjiross1]

"Delightful! Really delightful! Simply delicious!" - Globglogabgalab

[@jacobokeefe41]

These videos are getting me more and more antsy to make my own stuff

[@jacobokeefe41]

Dude that tbh helps get myself outta my way. I think im gunna start In my off time.

[@btoth3rody903]

I love how it turns into Jack doing whatever he wants with two plastic swords.

[@hugopilco9018]

Algún día Jack vas a conseguir tu reconocimiento, por qué tú no eres infravalorado, tú eres un artista a tu manera y de manera independiente.

[@eldeabajlegustalatula5771]

Así es, de se hizo popular por ser conocido principalmente en Tiktok ... Y de ahí salió la de Buttercup

[@RemasteredVideoTv]

0:24 Oye una pregunta¿Ya habías visto ese código binario?

[@Valentinosegura164]

@@RemasteredVideoTv recien me doy cuenta de que habia un codigo binario

[@angel1793]

@@Valentinosegura164 lo traduje y dice "maybe then you'll feel some control"

[@capitanpan546]

​@@RemasteredVideoTvjaja eso iva a preguntar...

[@StreetManTV]

I love u

[@jacobmerchant1908]

StreetManTV fuk man touch me dady☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

[@boog7214]

@@jacobmerchant1908 woah what the fuck calm down it's november

[@lu37n1k3]

My depression has been cured

[@taste_the_rainbow312]

I have now fallen in love with Jack Stauber More, I love him more now

[@boog7214]

same

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

same

[@claireschweizer4765]

Jack will never die...he will just stop aging at one point and they slooooowly fade out of existence one bodypart at a time ❤️

[@cescovan]

This man went back in time successfully

[@Ryan-hu3ki]

I love this shit

[@MOVED_SOMEWHERE_ELSE]

This is now my new favorite official Jack Stauber video

[@florialbert]

There is something extremely sad in this song. I can't even explain that, my mom finds it very positive, but I want to cry inside everytime I hear the extended version

[@xoxoxox8375]

i think this song is referencing how children get taught through the childs perspective. the chorus to me sounds like a child mocking the words of the older person teaching them… Call me fighter….“I'll mop the floor with you” Call me lover…..“I'll take you for a drink or two” “You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control” in the song the child is the fighter because their being insubordinate while also the lover because of the relationship being kin/family affiliated.

[@vonfrayugh7023]

That's heavy

[@Amyleeyuh]

At 0:00 you can see, can I have a peppermint

[@nyantend0]

It’s just burn-in. This must be the same cassette that he used for the Peppermint video.

[@saw9413]

​@@nyantend0 BRUH THATS SO CLEVER

[@b3cc484]

EmilyAuto yo it’s a joke

[@saw9413]

@@b3cc484 yeah I'm saying how cool it is that that was a detail that he put in, I'm sorry if I came off as sarcastic

[@FishStix2077]

OH CRAP YOU RIGHT!!!

[@flimcreations]

It's so good I need a album :(

[@ddolby8112]

Raul Bamderas HiLo is goin to be coming out on April 14th

[@flimcreations]

D Dolby THANK U 💕

[@navivaldez6240]

Walrus Gang *an

[@buchstabenwein]

Real talk, if you released an album with like 3 minute versions of songs like this one, Peppermint, Hamantha or Inchman, it would have a very high chance to become my album of the year. I love your sound soooo much.

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Dun dun duuuuuun

[@shadowthehedgehog7442]

This aged pretty well

[@AeroneDSA]

This aged like milk

[@Axe..]

​@@AeroneDSAyou mean wine? Milk is when it went badly and this happened so it would be wine /nm

[@AeroneDSA]

@@Axe.. Hmm... You're right!

[@areyouconfused7385]

This is one of my comfort songs

[@gappy3420]

Wish this was a full length song, I die every time it ends

[@hoon9738]

it is

[@mr.mann.7519]

Put it in loop, d00d

[@fluffsynthesis]

It's in spotify now lmao

[@lojjy6826]

It’s extended now bro! You can listen to the full extended version on spoofy!

[@kimk3060]

Saame

[@longshotnorth]

The more you make and post these the more hyped I get for your new album.

[@yeonseo7300]

"Send this to your crush without context"

[@iq8976]

深夜に聞きたい曲Ｎｏ．1

[@user-bp9ol3hi7p]

わかりみ深田えいみ

[@WednesdayWorks]

It is astounding to me how you are able to release amazing content so frequently

[@shintaismail4437]

SDFE

[@SirClawedfrog]

Now this is original content.

[@kikifoxy2659]

What I hear: Call me fighter! *Abebjuduhdjuu*

[@kimk3060]

I also struggle with that lyric part. But im learning! So i can sing this amazing song uwu

[@AndieBanandieBell]

It’s, “I’ll mop the floor with you” in case you were wondering.

[@PixelStarzzz]

He is the definition of “art is supposed to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed” and I’m living for it

[@blindfoldedmage]

I feel like so much of Jacks work is overlooked, especially his micropop, this is some good shit

[@makingnoises2327]

love this. like ariel pink meets bill wurtz meets tim and eric

[@makingnoises2327]

holy crap i just saw that you actually

[@theo1743]

Nobody: Literally nobody: People getting blown by the wind: 0:02

[@knightreal]

unfunny

[@angelawells5488]

Can you guys be nice and not stomp on people with self confidence? Or not. I dont care just not in these replys.

[@uzumya3151]

I can't express how much I love this song.

[@DankerBeef]

*_totes mcgee._*

[@wingedscourge0]

This is cool, I just wish Jack Stauber was real

[@vahakntchelderian3285]

I love it so much that he's just having fun with it. I hope he never stops having fun. This is my new favorite song. He's not just an amazing animator, you can feel like the music is a damn good vibe and the lyrics are interesting, it's nowhere near dull like the lot of stupid bullcrap we hear today. We love you so much Jack, your existence makes us happy

[@Stinckyfatmama]

I feel like Jack has depression or something to the effect of socially introverted and all that is laser beamed into these amazing videos. id live to be able to focus my inner blaahh in to this kind of art

[@buckymorelike]

jack's gonna get the guinness world record for most jammin songs posted in a row. great vid!!

[@budzotheclownfish2470]

Buckybomb (

[@tsubasaplayer16]

just found you a few days ago and you are the first music artist I've ever subbed to so far. keep going dude

[@kmiii111]

The way this video is edited is...chef kiss

[@nur5239]

Agreed

[@grapevinegrave]

It's a crime this man doesn't have a few hundred thousand more subscribers minimum.

[@unitredacted9051]

I can’t stop listening to this, when it’s not playing it’s on repeat in my skull

[@kolljio8831]

I can not stop watching it over and over again

[@jonasmi5653]

0:00 there is written: " can I have a Peppermint" A reference to an older song if jack

[@MintBiscuit]

How do you find the time to consistently upload and also like every single comment? *are you several people?*

[@qlinc]

The binary that flashed translate's to: Maybe then you'll feel some control

[@dreamieskies056]

Jack always holds a special place in my heart. His music helps me a lot through tough times and stress

[@M0r4l_Pupp1ngt0n]

Jack looks like he just gives good hugs.

[@splashcoaster]

Ok but this could actually be on the radio in the 1990s Good job my man, aesthetically pleasing as always

[@funcamp_ltd.]

I can't wait for this new album!!!

[@r_rRee]

毎朝聴きたくなる曲。

[@ConfettiCasket]

Oh my gosh. You are legitimately my favorite musician. All of your songs are so unique and fun to listen to. I'm so glad I discovered your music.

[@GoodBoy-ty8km]

Okay now how the fuck do you animate those effects and texts on screen?

[@godfreyfunklord5340]

Magic

[@MrCptWaffle]

Will there be a full version of this? This is dank

[@neutralnetwork3957]

this whole time i thought it was "superhuman supersize..." im stealing it now

[@bernarda1247]

[Intro] (Fight with your heart) (Play for keep) (I've gotta keep, keep) (Dirty play) [Verse 1] When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are) To look sly-y (Sly) Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control [Post-Chorus 1] Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-oy Ah-ah-ah-oy [Verse 2] When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that) To look stern You broke my heart and now it's your turn It's your turn [Chorus] Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control [Post-Chorus 2] (If I don't fight so brutally) (The bigger strikes hit me harder back) (Tongue-twisted words by you and I) (The pleasure slipped by) [Interlude] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out tonight We've got a wild, wild show for you all So let's give it over to Jack Stauber! [Bridge] Roller skate into my view Hold my gaze tonight Hold my baby, I love you See you smile so bright If you truly love me Why'd you train me to fight? If it wasn't in my blood Why do you seem right? [Break] (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) (Why did you? Why do you?) [Verse 3] When I try to look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side When I try to look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side, to the side

[@mattyeet3826]

Has to be the best one yet, rhythmically and lyrically. Huge fan of this.

[@stijndejomg9]

I really enjoy your stuff, the art is great and the music is prestine!

[@user-hw1dp3xc2j]

A real legend!The best performer and the songs themselves are gorgeous!I really love Jack Stauber!!

[@angelogabrieldelacena1791]

Thank you jack for making a extended version of this !! Your work is very much appreciated ! :D

[@Marcell.]

I'll come sprinting when you release an album ❤️👌

[@lemusthealien]

This is the music I want to hear sitting at the corner of a party as it's echoing throughout the building sounding all hazy then get up and start dancing my life away without anyone really noticing

[@Breabw]

"I'll mop the floor with you! " *proceeds to dance with knives instead*

[@poopy.8664]

he was tryna look sly tho

[@JackalopecideR]

The anniversary of this wonderful song is today- This is honestly one of my favorite videos bc it’s just so fun and colorful. Thank you Jack ,’ ) Your music and music videos are amazing

[@hipsterpantsgladstone9767]

Woaaaah excited for this new album!!!!

[@legendofLINK445]

Idk how you put out so many videos but I love them all

[@zubes__]

Jack is like the type of person that actually looks like a dream core, weird core, glitch core goddess...

[@ChordsVC]

Jack is so aesthetically pleasing I swear.

[@nathanielleguizamo409]

If we printed all of Jack Staubers' videos onto VHS and sent them back in time to 1994, I wonder how different Art and Media would be