Bad Movie Beatdown: Tooth Fairy (REVIEW)

[@FilmBrain]

Originally posted in April 2012, this was the belated conclusion to Wrestlemonthia, which had been delayed because I was filming To Boldly Flee. It's also the final something else: this was the last episode to be filmed on my miniDV camcorder before I traded it for the HD camera I use today. As per usual, this is a re-edited version that tightens up the pacing and cuts down the film clips, running 1m 2s shorter than the original. I've recently upgraded my editing software, which includes the ability to upscale footage, which I have applied to this, to present the video in upscaled HD for the first time, let me know what you think of the results (which will look better on episodes filmed with the later camera). As you can guess, this ties into Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. I've always really liked this one, and I hope you do too!

[@FilmBrain]

It was a cheap JVC one with a sliding screen on the back the wasn't particularly useful, but I got it as a Christmas present one year. I'm so glad I finished using tapes, because you had to capture them in real time, which was annoying, and the quality is so much better now.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Who even is Larry the Cable Guy?

[@TayloredRedWing]

Looks amazing!

[@troin3925]

Film Brain 21:24-21:34 I resent that.

[@troin3925]

Film Brain 23:59-24:36 FUCKING THANK YOU! Even kids can recognize when something’s bad. Want more evidence? I was a huge Spongebob fan as a kid, and when the post-movie seasons came around, I noticed the downgrade in quality. Heck, there were times where I almost yelled at the TV with episodes like “Good Neighbors!”

[@ovion]

A fun tidbit I didn't see in there - Dwayne Johnson had stated he took roles in Kids Films for that period so his daughter could watch him in something at that age, it's why he stopped doing kids movies too, as she'd got older.

[@FilmBrain]

That's sweet to hear, that's very common for stars. I think some of it is to do with his agents as well, who encouraged him to take more of these roles and lose muscle; I think he changed management soon after because he changed focus primarily to action, doing the odd family film on the side.

[@Canadamus_Prime]

I'm of the belief that children's entertainment should be held to the same standards as entertainment for any other audience, so I don't buy into the "it's for kids" defense against criticism.

[@shadowspider9]

Same here. Heck a lot of the most beloved moves are kids movies.

[@blondbraid7986]

Yes, I agree so much. Imagine if people would use the "It's just for kids" excuse for food. Toddlers are dumb enough to swallow anything, that doesn't mean that you should let them, and same goes for entertainment. Kids should be taught to recognize quality early on, or else they risk growing up into the sort of troglodytes that make Adam Sandler movies turn a profit.

[@troin3925]

Gertrud Bondesson Actually, kids can still recognize when something’s bad. As a kid, I was a huge Spongebob fan, and when the post-movie seasons came around, I noticed the drop in quality. Sure, there were some good episodes, but then there were episodes like “Good Neighbors,” (I think it aired in 2005, I would’ve been 6-7 years old at the time), where I was so angry that I almost yelled at the TV.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

+shadowspider9 You got that right! Does the name "Star Wars" ring a bell?!

[@culwin]

True, but kids can be more forgiving than adults because they don't have the experience. For example, if a movie uses a bunch of cliches that adults have seen a million times, then adults will give it a harsher criticism than kids, because kids aren't familiar with those cliches. It's still a different type of audience.

[@kimifw58]

Tooth Fairy: truly the manliest of hockey nicknames.

[@jakublulek3261]

I mean, you still can say it is nickname of killer from Manhunter. And he is bloody scary.

[@nitromagilou597]

Isn't that the nickname for the parasites from Hellboy 2?

[@troin3925]

The wings in this movie look so cheap for a big budget, Hollywood blockbuster.

[@gmanz8487]

I agree

[@nomduclavier]

"We need people to believe" /gives them amnesia

[@scottylewis8124]

Nom du Clavier that's stupid!

[@TheSkully343]

T H A T ' S J U S T T H E W A Y W E D O I T. -Fairy Land bitches.

[@scottylewis8124]

@@TheSkully343 I blame crappy writing

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

As I always say, if anything, children's entertainment should be held to a *higher* standard, because children GROW UP

[@ElNingyou]

"Mommy, Derek's the tooth fairy!" "You rented a fairy costume to make it up to Tess!" "What? Mommy, I'm right here. Derek's not the tooth fairy? Is there a tooth fairy? Why would you both lie to me, Mommy? Do you lie when you say you love me Mommy?"

[@jborrego2406]

ElNingyou thank you I was like wow if he did pretend to be a tooth fairy . U just ruined it by saying out loud in front of your daughter dummy lol

[@TheSkully343]

And thus Tess's faith in humanity was forever broken, she grew up to become an apathetic goth hellbent on DESTROYING Tooth Fairy Land and thus everybody would feel her misery. All this and more in Tooth Fairy 2: Shattered Wisdom Teeth.

[@jakublulek3261]

And I thought this is sequel to Manhunter...

[@otaking3582]

1:49 And they were both in movies that had in-name-only sequels starring Larry the Cable Guy. What a coincidence!

[@scottylewis8124]

Larry isn't that good of an actor. His films were ripped apart by critics. I much prefer his role as mater in the cars movies

[@TheRealJanetteJones]

This is actually a remake of a movie that had kirsty alley from the 90s.

[@otaking3582]

@@TheRealJanetteJones No it isn't

[@TheRealJanetteJones]

Well, it pretty much is, even though it isnt. Almost the same plot and everything. Did you even see it?

[@scottylewis8124]

@@TheRealJanetteJones It was by Disney too

[@TheBattlesword]

2:07 So basically, Arnold was in talks to what amounts to a Jürgen Von Strangle origin movie? Not gonna lie, I’d totally watch that

[@darthgoldustgamingandvlogg8674]

That’s what I always thought

[@troin3925]

About the Tooth Fairies being kept secret thing, at least in The Fairly OddParents, you can make the excuse that they wanted to prevent adults from using their magic for evil, which happened multiple times on the show, especially with Crocker. But with this movie, what’s the point? Relatable, my ass! If you want fantasy elements in your kids movie, then go all out with it! Kids love to be entertained and they hate being bored (kind of like most adults). It’s the “how do you do, fellow kids,” meme all over again!

[@DankeDummkopf]

Troin And the Fairy Odd Parents aren't potentially destroying the fairy business by not revealing themselves. Seriously, why hide if you NEED people to believe in you?

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Don't the kids use it for evil too?

[@gracekim1998]

@@fightingmedialounge519 yeah

[@troin3925]

When I was younger, I tried to come up with a story where both Santa Claus exists, and parents still wrap presents, completely unaware of his existence. After watching this video a few years ago, I realized why no one’s ever done it before. If I saw this movie when it came out (I kept seeing commercials for it, but never saw it), not only would I be complaining about certain problems with the film, but I would’ve thought that _that_ was a saving grace.

[@otaking3582]

The TV show The Librarians managed to make it work by having Santa be a conduit for spreading Christmas cheer throughout the world instead of presents. Also, he was played by Bruce Campbell. It's as awesome as it sounds.

[@graemesmith6721]

In the comic book Oz Squad, which freely mixed fantasy with real-world elements, Santa was asked by a reporter why rich kids get more presents than poor kids. Santa replied: "Because their rich parents buy them for them. I give every child exactly one present, once in their life, when they need it most." I thought that was a very clever and artful way of handling that dilemma. Not only does it remove the problem of parents buying presents and Santa having to visit billions of houses in one night, but it opens the possibility that Santa's presents may be something other than material objects. Maybe it's giving a child the courage to stand up to a bully, or saving them from being hit by a car, or bringing their parents back to together.

[@troin3925]

@@graemesmith6721 That actually sounds cool. I’m gonna look this book up sometime.

[@graemesmith6721]

@@troin3925 It was an independent comic published by Brave New Words, a company that I'm sure is long defunct. The premise was that Dorothy Gale and her companions from Oz had become special agents for the CIA, forming a group called Gale Force that operated out of Kansas. Dorothy is now 100 but remains eternally about 25 due to the wish belt she acquired in Oz, and is an expert martial artist and spy. The Scarecrow is an intelligence analyst and strategist due to his super intellect. The Tin Woodsman is an unstoppable cybernetic juggernaut ala the Terminator, and the Cowardly Lion is a shapeshifting lycanthrope. Their nemeses included Baron Munchausen, who exported Nazism to Oz; the Lilliputians, who are ruthless arms dealers, and Joan of Arc, who is now a vampire.

[@gracekim1998]

@@otaking3582 yay! You know🤩

[@mesousagaby740]

2:45 And then Dwayne and Merchant would then collaborate for Fighting With My Family, interestingly enough.

[@scottylewis8124]

Really?

[@kimifw58]

Rise of the Guardians did a better job of explaining that tooth fairies and other such characters need children believing in them to give them the power to do their jobs. It didn't explain where adults fit in, but I have my own idea for that. See, if adults knew these creatures were real, they would try to control them. For example, the world's governments would ban Santa Claus from entering people's houses because they don't trust him, while trying to steal and replicate his sleigh technology for military purposes. Adults are horrible. They don't deserve magic.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

#NotAllAdults Sorry, I just had to.

[@troin3925]

Kimi FW To quote some abridged anime series that I don’t know the name of: Okay, I was kind of with you until that last bit.

[@gracekim1998]

That kinda makes some sense until the last part! And now I’m sad

[@wannabehistorian371]

Still, it doesn’t explain if it’s the parents putting the presents there or not. I think the best way to go about it is the parents knowing that Santa exists. That’s what I used to think. All this movie stuff about adults not believing in Santa might make them think that Santa might not be real after all.

[@purpletomatocinema]

2:34 he hits them so hard, he knocks their CGi teeth out.

[@troin3925]

11:23-11:32 Even as a kid, I found it very upsetting when something horrible happens in a kids movie and it never gets mentioned again (and I’m not talking about moments that even as a kid I found legitimately funny like in the Spongebob episode “The Bully,” where the townspeople beat up an innocent old man twice).

[@davidjames579]

Never mind Arnie as the Tooth Fairy, I want to see him in that detective comedy also listed where he plays Sigmund Freud to Woody Allen's Carl Jung! Also looks like Arnie could have been in It Could Happen To You (1994),before Nicolas Cage took the part.

[@MiXVoy]

Overall, this is The Rock's version of Jingle All The Way

[@HBarnill]

Mixey Boy Put that tooth down! Someone had to do it.

[@marshallhuffer4713]

And Larry the Cable Guy would star in direct-to-DVD sequels of both films.

[@ArdisMeade]

"What kind of teenager goes to bed at 7?" One who's sad because he recently had his dreams crushed and is missing an event he was looking forward to. This bit is fine.

[@FilmBrain]

It was partially a poke at how the timeframe of the movie seems to imply it's much later than it actually is, to confusing effect.

[@ArdisMeade]

Yeah, pretty much all of the tooth runs seem to have that problem. There's no real reason why he'd ever have to interrupt anything he was doing to go replace a tooth. The kid's not going to know if the swap happened at 2am.

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

John Cena was right when he said, "You left us hanging high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?"

[@KageMaxwell]

I will admit the tooth faries from Hellboy 2 were pretty scary. Cute, but scary.

[@blondbraid7986]

All the creatures in Hellboy 2 looked awesome.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

A good example of what can happen when competent writers and directors are at the helm.

[@scottylewis8124]

Rachel N. Spaterost which one?

[@scottylewis8124]

Rachel N. Spaterost damn.

[@jakublulek3261]

Manhunter sequel?

[@wstine79]

Boy, remember when Dwayne Johnson was box office poison? Now he's franchise refresher.

[@scottylewis8124]

wstine79 how?

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Same with Ryan Reynolds. But ever since he did Deadpool, he's redeemed himself. Shame the same token will never be applied to Chloe Grace Moretz.

[@scottylewis8124]

@@ExplorerDS6789 she's been in good things.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@scottylewis8124 Name three good things she's been in.

[@scottylewis8124]

@@ExplorerDS6789 kick-ass, Diary of a wimpy kid, and Carrie (2013)

[@kimifw58]

Ugh. Those wings look hideous. The props department couldn't have made butterfly wings for the SFX team to garnish with CGI? They had to make those furry monstrosities?

[@scottylewis8124]

18:11 that is literally what the Rock said everyday of filming.

[@DonCooks1]

I love that you're uploading all these old bmb's because I haven't seen alot of them and KZbin have taken a few of them down so please keep it up. Thank you.

[@dvass7253]

Two things: 1) You know your protagonist sucks when not even an actor's collective charisma can't save him. And 2) Julie Andrews, what are you doing? First Princess Diaries 2, now this? You're far too good to be slummin' it like that!

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

matthew buck... TEETH heh heh tooth joke

[@JamiJR]

If the amnesia dust only erases a few seconds of memory then how does it erase years worth of memories?

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

Because bad writing.

[@troin3925]

Jami JoAnne Russell Because the Kool-Aid Man is red.

[@JamiJR]

*snorts*

[@gracekim1998]

I don’t know 😅

[@Pundit07]

Maybe it depends on the dosage/amount used? I dunno, maybe I’m giving this movie too much credit.

[@alienboy1322]

Its movies like this that makes me wish Dwayne Johnson was in better films.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Alienboy He actually is in better films now.

[@asiabrown99]

Wish granted! He's on _Moana_

[@troin3925]

6:53-7:00 Not only that, but it feels like it’s a rule that in live-action (though it _is_ overdone in animation as well, *cough* Emoji Movie *cough* ), the fantasy element _has_ to be something that the world doesn’t know about, possibly in an attempt to make it “relatable!” ...UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! I can _definitely_ tell you that this wasn’t what I wanted to see as a kid. I had much better ideas for talking animal movies than the idiots at Hollywood kept disappointed me with as a kid, especially since they were all basically the _exact same fucking movie_ (Seriously, same soundtrack, same comedy, same effects, same cliches, same storylines, same camera work, VARIETY PLEASE!?)! The ideas that I had and have are basically over the top, fun schlock that knows it’s schlock (like Maximum Overdrive and Planet Terror but without all the sex and gore). I even recently thought of an interesting take on this for the adult demographic. The idea is a mockumentary which portrays a fictional world where animals are intelligent and capable of human speech, with the documentary showing the history of the prejudice humans had against talking animals compared to their relationships in the present day, making tons of parallels and allegories to racism and homophobia. Since it would also have fake interviews, it has an excuse for the animals to stay completely still while their mouths are CGI-ied. Sorry for sounding bitter, I’m very passionate about this. I hate it when people use the “it’s for kids,” excuse as a justification for bad writing, as if every kid on the entire planet is homogenous.

[@blondbraid7986]

The "It's just for kids" kind of thinking is what gave us the Emoji movie. Anyway, your idea for a talking animal movie sounds fun, better than all existing Hollywood animal movies anyway.

[@troin3925]

Gertrud Bondesson Thank you. :)

[@axolotlfairy2473]

That's kinda what the book version of roger rabbit did tbh

[@missmangas7298]

Can you imagine Deadpool as a Tooth Fairy? It will be hilarious! He'll take kids teeth, made the parents falled asleep then stole their cash and a few beers before drawings silly things on every walls. Just imagining it made ma chuckle X) Also, the story will be a lot funnier if he was the main character. Vanessa could visit the Fairy World with Colossus, NegaSonic and Yukio; exploring the magic place while Wade is training. It could be a fun scene! Julie Andrews is better as the Queen in Princess Diary 1 than in this abomination. Her character is strict for no reasons and she is useless! Oh and her wings are disgusting! She's more elegant with her Mary Poppins dress than them.

[@troin3925]

Notice how they call it “Tooth Fairy Land?” Yeah, that doesn’t sound like “Fairy World,” from the Fairly OddParents at all!

[@SALshaNoma]

This isn't the first time they've gotten a wrestler into a tutu. Has everyone forgot about Mr. Nanny?

[@scottylewis8124]

Damn it Hogan!

[@gamerhero9559]

I remembered seeing this in Netflix...Fairly Oddparents has a better premise than this.

[@scottylewis8124]

@jbiehlable yeah... About that...

[@scottylewis8124]

@jbiehlable a live action series...

[@scottylewis8124]

@jbiehlable how'd you guess?

[@TheSkully343]

17:16 I'm surprised and saddened that this didn't become a running gag in Bad Movie Beatdown because it works so well with all the terrible comedies you review.

[@caravaggio1534]

I remember seeing this on a bus trip in 8th grade with a bunch of 11-12 year olds. I guess that seeing The Rock in a pink tutu was all they needed to be entertained. Also, the "it's just for kids" excuse is a very dismissive and condescending attitude to have towards kids. Assuming that kids will accept anything you show them just because they are less judgmental than adults is a gross underestimation of their intelligence.

[@Valdagast]

I like Terry Pratchett's version (the Hogfather) better. And he actually told us what the Tooth Fairy needed the teeth for.

[@wjzav1971]

Well today, the Rock pretty much has become Arnold 2.0

[@culwin]

He's a better actor than Arnold, though.

[@marbl3d45]

@@culwin But Arnold has a better track record

[@erainmartinez8175]

Eli J. Martinez: you got to be f*cking kidding me! 5:34

[@toiletghosthanako-kun2073]

The kind of kid where the parents tell em what time to go to bed. Trust me I had a friend in school who went to bed at 7 all the way through high school

[@macroplanet]

18:28 How ironic. *Laughs in Other Guys*

[@scottylewis8124]

This film made me wish Kane would set him on fire.

[@megamage911]

At least The Rock has now found his niche of being in "so bad they're good" B action movies like Rampage :P

[@liamlive2972]

they should wear mouth guards

[@PhoenixRising87]

Aren't hockey players SUPPOSED to wear mouth guards?

[@liamlive2972]

@@PhoenixRising87 surly

[@gracekim1998]

@@PhoenixRising87 I think so. Never played it…but I’m like 99% sure in any sport your face should be protected

[@kobehenry5940]

In some guitar stores in America you are allowed to take guitars of the shelf’s

[@wjzav1971]

Honestly, I didn't find Race to Witch Mountain that bad. Welcome to the Jungle was also a fun movie in my opinion.

[@zac8780]

yea I saw them they weren't great bot they were ok

[@otaking3582]

Yeah, Race to Witch Mountain was okay, not really any better or worse than its predecessors

[@scottylewis8124]

@@otaking3582 predecessors?

[@otaking3582]

@@scottylewis8124 The Witch Mountain series has been around for decades, with Escape to Witch Mountain and Return from Witch Mountain being released theatrically in the 70's, Beyond Witch Mountain being a tv movie in the 80's, and a remake of Escape being released in the 90's, also on tv.

[@scottylewis8124]

@@otaking3582 wow

[@Wannabe_Baby]

It's funny to look back at the Rock's poor movie choices, now that he's the biggest movie star in the world.

[@kartikchandrasekhar2762]

I love Twins. Kindergarten Cop is pretty funny. Junior sucked.

[@scottylewis8124]

It was Arnie getting pregnant. Ugh... And the less said about the Arnold baby the better..

[@disappointedoptimist8659]

This movie makes me ashamed to have teeth

[@disneydork100]

19:39 wow does that shot make Merchant look evil!

[@RoninCatholic]

Telling the kid to lower his expectations might be a little rude, but it's still a good lesson.

[@ShawnRavenfire]

I was at a Star Trek convention when they announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to be playing the tooth fairy. It's amazing that the idea stuck around long enough for them to actually make it with the Rock.

[@FuzzballStudios]

I hated the first movie, but the sequel managed to be so bad that while watching it, I started to remember the first Tooth Fairy almost fondly… and then while the credits were rolling, I suddenly remembered how awful the first one was. It’s almost impressive how the Tooth Fairy movies managed to start at the bottom of the barrel and yet descend so much further into Hell.

[@gracekim1998]

It had a sequel

[@jamesatkinsonja]

2:08 So 'it could happen to you' [called 'The $2 million tip' here] was going to star Arnie at one stage before Nicholas Cage was cast...you learn something new every day!

[@michaelrodriguez7667]

"It's magic, bitches!"

[@cartoonkelly7924]

"...Not like that you sickos!" Like what? *whistles innocently*

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Another of my favorite reviews!

[@kevinbacon5492]

At least it wasn’t as bad as the sequel with Larry The Cable Guy.

[@HrvojeGrahovac]

Kevin Bacon Sherlock Gnomes is fucked

[@kevinbacon5492]

Hrvoje Grahovac It is but I’m not sure how that relates to my comment.

[@HrvojeGrahovac]

Kevin Bacon the writer of the awful sequel wrote Sherlock Gnomes

[@DankeDummkopf]

"What's funnier than a buff guy as the Tooth Fairy? A fat guy as the Tooth Fairy! A-hyuck, A-hyuck, A-hyuck! "

[@scottylewis8124]

@jbiehlable he lacks a brain necessary to be in a funny movie.

[@gracekim1998]

Mmmmm the whole ‘children need to believe’ yet magic dust amnesia is used is paradoxical 😶 And now thinking about is that SERIOUSLY why that character is called TRACY?!🤦‍♀️ yes I have actually WATCHED this movie 😶yeah….😅 I probably only saw it because MARY POPPINS is in this and I love her too much Saw originally in 2017

[@scottylewis8124]

What's next? Tooth Fairy 3 life bites?

[@scottylewis8124]

On a positive note, director Michael Lembeck did a lot of television work. Working on according to Jim, Greek, Californication, hot in cleveland and baby daddy.

[@polk-e-dot8177]

actually a lot of music stores let you play the guitars in the store. the one in my town has a space set up with amps and chairs and such. so it wouldn't be entirely unrealistic. i mean this entire movie is unrealistic but...... alright this is a 5 year old review and no one on earth cares.

[@StefanSaba]

Another thing that this movie and the Santa Clause movies have in common is their inconsistent world building. Like why were the parents putting the money under the pillow even though in this world, Tooth Fairies do exist and do they ever question that? And the parents never question the belief of Santa Claus, so whya re there more gifts under the tree that no one is questioning?... Holy shit, this film is literally the original Santa Clause but also directed by the guy who directed the sequels. This is where the world would explode lol

[@scottylewis8124]

Sabrina.... 😨😨

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Awesome! Keep rocking and thanks for the laughs:)

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Sebastian Grindborg it is now lol Thanks for that ;)

[@Dim4323]

I bet Ricky gervais made a bet to Stephen Merchant to be in this movie.

[@scottylewis8124]

What did you think? Friend: well... Rock: it doesn't matter what you think of my films!

[@mercenaryknight5419]

This is the Rock's worst film. Great to see you give it the scalding it deserves.

[@scottylewis8124]

Mercenary Knight he already disowned it.

[@mercenaryknight5419]

Good on him then.

[@roverthehedgehog3527]

I agree this movie should have showed the power of tooth fairies, heck, I do think the female background fairies look beautiful. I was also thinking of another Tooth Fairy movie with a female as the protagonist.

[@adam19742007]

What is with the Rock's voice in this thing? It sounds too high pitched. Did they screw something up in the ADR but then get too lazy to bloody fix it?

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Would you consider reviewing “Brazil” someday? Directed by Terry Gilliam, staring Jonathan Pryce, Katherine Helmond and Robert De Niro (I’m sure you knew all that I just wanted to be as clear as possible) Been a big fan of that movie and would really appreciate it :)

[@blondbraid7986]

Also love Brazil, but the show's called Bad movie beat down, so I guess we won't see good movies get reviewed here.

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Gertrud Bondesson he does “Projector” episodes and I didn’t think those were bad movies. Like The Room remake he talked about in a recent episode. But I could be wrong and I’m not trying to pressure anyone lols :)

[@blondbraid7986]

Right, forgot about those.

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Sebastian Grindborg that could be very true! I admit to being a dumb American (lol) but he is one of my favorite U.K. channels ;) I’m guessing he didn’t care for that comment so there is no pressure for that review. But I thank you for this!

[@troin3925]

12:31-12:47 Naturally, this doesn’t go anywhere. Because why would we want an interesting modern world where everyone knows these beings exist, which I’m sure kids _want_ to see!?

[@troin3925]

jbiehlable Forget what I said. I thought you were replying to a different comment I made.

[@troin3925]

jbiehlable Yes, including Denzel Crocker.

[@troin3925]

When I said “kids want to see,” I meant the audience.

[@troin3925]

jbiehlable When I said “kids want to see,” I meant the audience.

[@undertaker9991]

Lol. You knock out The Rock's teeth and he'll proceed to smack your whole jaw out. With half his pinky. Using minimal force.

[@jekblom123]

is... is Dwayne dubbed?

[@FilmBrain]

More likely the effect of it being a PAL copy with 4% speedup, and they didn't correct the pitch.

[@scottylewis8124]

Film Brain that's laziness for ya. That's Segal level lazy.

[@devinharbert6071]

Review the sequel with Larry the cable guy.

[@scottylewis8124]

Matthew, this was clearly written by the same numbnuts who wrote son of the mask. This whole film is secretly horrifying.

[@NoahGooder]

why in the hell did jully andrews star in this.

[@justayoutuber8103]

2:40 Same face 😂

[@Braydenrlong1]

When will film brain make another bad movie beat down and not just upload old ones .... we will never know

[@FilmBrain]

I've filmed some for next year.

[@Braydenrlong1]

Film Brain ok sweet!

[@AmethystOrlando]

So this is what you’d get if you fuse The Santa Clause with Sailor Moon. I think I made the right call skipping this movie at the age of 10.

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Wheatley and Dwayne Johnson... you're both more talented than this. What are you doing here?

[@ExplorerDS6789]

25:12- Mat, a joke doesn't work when you explain it.

[@troin3925]

ExplorerDS6789 Joker: If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!

[@ExplorerDS6789]

That's right, but Mat, Lewis, Phelous and Doug seem to think they need to explain their jokes or else we won't get them.

[@gracekim1998]

@@ExplorerDS6789 it’s called irony. Also Doug sucks

[@bromodragone8405]

The dentist is Awesome. As long as you take care of your teeth, of course.

[@disappointedoptimist8659]

Um actually there is no wormhole in the intro to doctor who it’s the time vortex if you want to compare that wormhole to a famous wormhole I’d recommend the bajoran wormhole from Star Trek DS9

[@bromodragone8405]

Pffft, if you want a kid-friendly Rock movie, watch Moana or Transformers Prime

[@nevermindgaming6848]

damn the guy from deadpoll is in this

[@moviegirlaka]

Do you blank at all

[@gracekim1998]

Huh?

[@troin3925]

14:03-14:07 Actually, even some kids movies don’t do that. Also, could someone tell the music to shut the fuck up! This is a huge pet peeve of mine. Even as a kid, my feelings towards that is basically the audio equivalent of Doug’s opinion about the wide-angle lens craze.

[@JimmyC1994]

The thing I took away from this movie... Stephen Merchant is taller than Dwayne Johnston.... can he stand next to Shaq now?

[@adrenacrumb]

I think this is Stephen Merchant's best work, but that's just me.

[@scottylewis8124]

Rachel N. Spaterost I am NOT! A! MORON!

[@dvass7253]

Clearly you've never seen Logan.

[@scottylewis8124]

D Vass he was in that?

[@dvass7253]

Yeah. He played Caliban.

[@ronanthesuperginger]

in the santa clause movie its beacuse each parents think they give the kids the presents

[@devinharbert6071]

All i hate the nerolizer from men in black.

[@troin3925]

12:31-12:47 Even worse, we’re losing to some random author named... Cane.

[@scottylewis8124]

Troin *Gulp* not Kane!

[@troin3925]

Seth Macfarlane is in this movie!? ...I don’t get it.

[@HBarnill]

Troin He’s a Big Mary Poppins/Julie Andrews fan. He wanted to be in a film with her.

[@troin3925]

F. N. Lorter Wish he could’ve picked a better film.

[@scottylewis8124]

Troin he should have picked princess diaries.

[@jasondouglas152]

Fun Fact : The rock wasnt acting here, thats just how he is.

[@shellbacksclub]

why is his camera still in Potato vision?

[@jamesnelson5842]

Thank you for the laughs

[@sharonpereira4501]

Do more of these.

[@devinharbert6071]

The teeth used in this film, look cgi.

[@gracekim1998]

Because it is😅

[@anjetto1]

The rock bounced back

[@HurricaneDDragon]

The Rock and Ashley Judd... strange couple