Gods of Egypt - A Guide to Making the Ultimate Trash Studio Movie | Anatomy Of A Failure

[@ZephrusPrime]

Bad Guy-"In a thousand years of peace what have you accomplished?".......... Good guy-...."Ummm a thousand years of peace?"

[@samuelhunter4631]

Ikr?

[@JeffreyThrash]

Call me cynical, but even 10 years of peace seems like a monumental achievement.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

@@JeffreyThrash It's not.But 100 ....

[@dusan-renat]

*Will's voice* That's not good enough!

[@Torus2112]

A huge fuckoff city made of pure marble? A solid gold statue of liberty?

[@danhogan1963]

I teach screenwriting at a community college, and we dissected this video as we discussed story structure and characterization. The students determined that all of their screenplays for the year should include a climactic third-act appearance by the space worm.

[@ianleguizamon]

Why? HAHA

[@DarknessIsThePath]

I hope you failed them all lmao

[@danhogan1963]

@@ianleguizamon Why the space worm? Or why dissect this video? Either way, I think the answer was because it was hilarious.

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

Every movie needs a giant space worm or giant world ending beam of light to have tension and urgency. /s

[@KnakuanaRka]

@@DarknessIsThePath I think they were joking >w

[@MrSoopSA]

What irritates me the most isn’t anything discussed in this review, it’s that they used Cobra Lilies, a plant that grows naturally only in California, as part of their Egyptian garden set design.

[@filipmaly6603]

Well, we all need put our line in the sand somewhere I guess...

[@Robyamdam]

That's the most James may thing I've heard and it came from someone who probably doesn't know who James may is

[@iusedtowrite6667]

@@Robyamdam James May would probably give you a history on the actual flowers that should be used in the decoration, while Clarkson would run over a flowerbed with a car screaming Power, while Richard would've already caused an accident

[@scadwea9109]

@@iusedtowrite6667 and Matt LeBlanc comes along and puts everyone to sleep

[@smurfsmurf10]

This is one of the most nitpicky complaints I have ever heard for a movie, and I love it

[@TheRaxxess]

Revisiting this video after watching morbius. Somehow these two writers were able to make ALL the same mistakes writing Morbius...

[@annexamv2776]

They morbed us good,...!

[@saiasi1579]

You mean morbius did the opposite that's why it's so good right

[@Dimas-d1j]

@@saiasi1579 No, the creators of Morbius deliberately added mistakes and clichés in the film in order to lower itnto a lower lever, so that us, the average viewers can comprehend it

[@saiasi1579]

@@Dimas-d1j thank you for correcting my foolish mistake and making me realize the true genius of morbius

[@jart1984]

they morbed too hard 😔

[@Joybuzzard]

The worst part of the movie was the excellent actors who delivered great performances in every scene, making the movie just compelling enough to sit through despite disappointment after disappointment. It kind of feels like the CGI and action scenes were filmed before the script was written.

[@ismata3274]

İndeed. Most were great in some scenes where they had a window of opportunity to act. Those scenes were like eating sweet sour dishes first time, on an empty stomach. Like what the ... did I ingest/saw? There were moments I loved every character (haven't seen much of Isis and very few from Osiris so beside them. Even Seth's wife sitting there was a good act. But then wings...... Aaaanyways)

[@emalali9447]

What script? Everything revolved around the CGI scenes. I think Michael Bay directed this movie and wrote the "script".

[@oliverhardy9464]

I think most of them only knew their part (which is the case for most movies) instead of the whole plot because trust me, they probably didn't sign up for that.

[@cipher88101]

Probably because Hollywood writers stopped doing anything approaching the quality of the CGI, actors, wardrobe, and every other department in their industry.

[@southofheck]

That’s how they get you. Great actors and casting can sell and otherwise awful script, and giving the more passive watchers some cool visuals to look at can sell a movie a lot of the time. That’s how movies like the Tranformers series do as well as they do.

[@enochbird3862]

The sad thing is that Egyptian mythology is actually an incredibly interesting story.

[@sparklingwaters4034]

Prince of Egypt is the proof of that.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@sparklingwaters4034 that comment hurts.

[@needhelprecoveringmygoogle1794]

@@sparklingwaters4034 that's from the bible.

[@ihaveproblemsitstrue6952]

They went for the Lion King trope which made a lot more sense in mythology then it did here. They could’ve gone with the forbidden love trope with Geb and Nut.

[@randomblackhole9933]

Semen is poisonous

[@asainman8012]

The accurate thing they got was anubis, since the dude in mythology is actually just a dogman doing his job. (he also work with his daughter which he loves dearly)

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

Anubis and Hades both get the short end of the stick when it comes to Hollywood representation. The only Gods who stay out of everybody's else's shit and they get portrayed as the BBEG.

[@glebbokhan9777]

@@thewhompingwampa2671 which makes me think it'd make a great movie plot: A bunch of heroes gear up and collect McGuffins to go fight Anubis/Hades but when they arrive Anubis/Hades is like "wtf? get outta here and let me do my job!". Then a plot twist where they realize they should be fighting whoever sent them to Anubis/Hades in the first place - and that somebody took control over their own land in the meantime. Our heroes travel back, big fight, sequel bait, roll credits

[@Bloink]

@@glebbokhan9777 They get back and go "tf, the dog guy was just some dude", and the guy who sent them goes "must've been fake news, sorry bois mb" and the protagonist makes a post-modern speech on the importance of fact checking your sources in todays modern age of tablet carvings

[@ToneysReviews]

Anubis is actually a Greek word and he is half jackal/man. So basically, a jackman. Wait? Would Wolverine have saved this movie?!?!?!?

[@disguisedcentennial835]

Actually, in mythology, they’re not dog men hybrids. The drawings represent both aspects of the gods. Anubis can be a man or a jackal. He’s not a Jackal Man. He can take either form. The image then portrays that.

[@CptainDaniel2]

Personally I feel like the director made this movie either with inspiration from how a narrative action game develops or had the intention of turning this movie into a video game; where all the extra items they had to get were side quests.

[@michaelgum97]

Did the director not understand the meaning of the term "side quest"?

[@silverscorpio24]

Looks like a mishmash of '300', 'Prince of Persia', 'Exodus: Gods and Kings', and 'Clash of the Titans' all got blended in a toilet bowl.

[@Neon_Ghost1]

That got doused in bleach

[@icecold1805]

And that's probably not accidental, like that's the point.

[@michaeldriggers7681]

Add Transformer turd in there and I think you got it.

[@helenoftroy6265]

A 140 million dollar toilet.

[@augustthepineapple]

It was

[@Klishar122]

“A terrible film, but a beautiful screensaver.” Sounds about right.

[@NcrXnbi]

Not even a good screensaver, it makes me want to puke every time I remember this movie exists.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@NcrXnbi Agreed. One of the worst films of 2016. And let's not forget 2016 was a pretty bad year for films. I mean, yeah, we got some good films(Moana, Zootopia, Central Intelligence etc), but for the most part... ouch.

[@kyotheman69]

140M dollar screen saver

[@Mojavekight17]

Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Zack snyder in a nutshell

[@3353080]

For me the worst was how non-divine the gods seemed. In a film called "Gods of Egypt". Horus is supposed to be the god of the heavens, but you never see him shooting lightning, raining, or using a tornado like a club. No god felt like a god. If they said they were just aliens, I would believe it. The only one who gave the presence of a god was Ra. He literally pulled the sun, using a boat, flying over a flat Earth, while fighting an eldritch abomination.

[@foosbabaganoosh1]

But they're kind of tall!! If that doesn't scream all-powerful gods I don't know what does!

[@whynotdean8966]

That's modern day Abrahamic religions talking. Gods weren't always all seeing, all powerful, all knowing. They were just people, but with mysterious extra powers. I agree they should have done more than battled in mech suits with swords. But I'm so glad they didn't start tossing mountains around. Imagine the clusterfuck if every god had some naturalistic power.

[@rileycorrigan5593]

@@whynotdean8966 Somewhat true, but not exactly. While the idea of omniscience and omnipotence have evolved with modern religions, gods have always been extraordinarily powerful forces that dictated the flow of the natural world. After all, religion was often used to describe any natural phenomenon not understood by BCE technology, which was most. An earthquake, plague, or drought could and would all be attributed to the anger of a god. In fact, it's arguable that most mythology *was* a clusterfuck due to the constant infighting among deities. Just look at the Iliad, for example.

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@foosbabaganoosh1 Me being 6ft3 and moved to Italy: "Maybe I am a god?"

[@whynotdean8966]

@Jonkathan P Obviously, they were gods. Divine influence is absolutely nothing compared to omnipotence.

[@Thebest-wc3ow]

“How do you kill the desert?”. Well, you release Anakin Skywalker ofcourse.

[@Spartan3D213]

How to kill a sith Lord... With another sith Lord.

[@louisehelgesson5471]

That is correct.

[@penkinodenuevo7468]

Hehe, Anakin in middle of the desert kicking and slashing sand with pure rage, while cents of Egyptians are watching him.

[@blackc1479]

In fairness, the sand would kick his ass

[@lordmorklen5166]

@@penkinodenuevo7468 like the story of Caligula waging a war against Neptune by sending troops to stab the shit outta the ocean with spears and swords. Pointless as all hell, but to be a fly on that wall as he came up with the plan must have been funny af.

[@docsamson198]

I heard that this movie was so bad, the real Gods of Egypt sued.

[@Seangalanti]

How much

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@Seangalanti Enough gold to cap another pyramid and plate some of its sides.

[@DogOfHades]

They sent the Covid plague

[@redragon1990]

Only the kangs spread this rumour

[@Ramsey276one]

Thot: I am composing, give me a moment... ANUBIS, DO NOT RELEASE AMMIT!

[@senseweaver01]

Apparently being a God just means you're taller than most people, sure thing

[@cerulean1808]

than*

Am I the only one who finds it funny that the enlarging effects on Tia dal-ma/calypso in pirates 3 looked better then using forced perspective or something to make Gods taller?

[@thesexybatman263]

Well, to be fair that's what aztecs probably thought when they saw vikings for the first time, and again when meeting the spaniards.

[@m3lpp]

suniis OI SHIIIII GUYS WE HAVE A GRAMMAR POLICE HEREEEEE

[@filon738]

@@thesexybatman263 The Aztecs never met the vikings, as the Aztec culture didn't even exist then. The vikings also landed in Newfoundland, not central America

[@moondar841]

The one thing I like about this movie is that it wasn't yet ANOTHER egyptian mythology themed movie where Anubis was the bad guy.

[@azuki_O]

In American gods, Anubis is not the bad guy , so that's pretty cool

[@moondar841]

@@azuki_O most american movies I know of portray him as a bad guy so it's always nice when you find an exception to that trend. Can't say I've heard of that movie though

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@moondar841 not a movie a television series

[@moondar841]

@@zenituragaming5043 eh, about the same thing really. TV series tend to be a little more accurate.

[@lalehiandeity1649]

Yugioh: Pyramid of Light showed us a completely different take on Anubis as the villain, so at least it was refreshing.

[@jayboy2kay7]

I absolutely love how Nikolaj is always referred to as Jamie Lannister in almost every video essay on a movie he’s in. Seriously talented actor with some really great movies (Shot Caller) but always referred to his Lannister heritage. Long live the Kingslayer.

[@Magneticlaw]

I named my Russian tortoise after him because he's so good - no joke. 🐢

[@JayCeeSquared]

I don't like sand, it's course and rough and it gets everywhere.

[@hsonmari6665]

I’ll take option D

[@nunyabusiness776]

Ok anakin

[@warrenbuitendag5286]

...in all the cracks

[@tigulichu]

Noob

[@danhay8933]

youre tearing me apart Lisa!!!

[@aroma13]

I just realised something (im a history nerd ) the colomns are made in the corinthian style wich originated in greece ...and we are in ancient egypt before Alexander the great hellenised the place

[@TheAlgorath]

That's Hella failure

[@MuppetsSh0w]

History nerd? You learn this shit at the age of 16 in school.

[@alexandrebirk1948]

@@MuppetsSh0w most people don't give a fuck about history especialy ancient so yes remembering this can be considered as being a history nerd

[@fahadus]

It's historically accurate because back when the earth was flat, time was an oblate spheroid.

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

Aleksander Sikora i'm pretty sure you don't (at least not in my school)

[@mistadopeman]

This movie wasn’t good. But I enjoyed it honestly.

[@musabthegreat]

Yeah you know when i watched this movie i wasn't so wise to look at things like a compelling story character archs or logic really. I really enjoyed it for what it was but i was like 15 at that time.

[@Nyjawonder]

So did I. How can it be worse than any of the Transformer films

[@mikerentiers]

Sometimes its ok to turn your brain off and just relax. I do hate shitty plot lines, but can still like a bad movie if it's visually entertaining. Hot girls help too.

[@peanutwars]

Thank you

[@darshnes3986]

Honestly, I something wants to watch stupid movies. Without any deep plots, and just laugh at.

[@frankie9772]

I love how you refer to the main characters as ‘Jaime Lannister’ and ‘Henry Turner’. At least these two characters were a little memorable.

[@Pigsama]

Let's be honest, there's one thing this movie have done pretty well: How to make awsome saint seiya live action armours. Hell yeah!

[@hihi-nm3uy]

yeah some of those armours were pretty badass, ngl

[@tedjomuljono3052]

I like the armors from the CG saint seiya movie instead, no, not the netflix Saint Seiya

[@Pigsama]

@@tedjomuljono3052 the Netflix armours are nice too! Just the plot sucks.

[@levi_snowfractal6062]

@@Pigsama I admit Netflix Saint Seiya is not good, but it's my guilty pleasure, lmao I haven't seen the latest eps, but I saw the first batch in one go.

[@doggo_87__60]

My first thought the first time I saw the trailer

[@gerard2434]

As an extra in this film (Set soldier) even we could tell it was going to be a stinker XD

[@dreworyan5652]

Well duh. But it’s a hella fun watch.

[@gerard2434]

@@dreworyan5652 not sure what point you’re trying to make other than you liked the movie, good for you?

[@dreworyan5652]

@@gerard2434 That’s is the point bud. You must have been fun on set 😂

[@gerard2434]

@@dreworyan5652 Yup almost as much fun as taking shirtless selfies mate

[@dreworyan5652]

@@gerard2434 Because I’m proud of my physical accomplishments and physical health (oh and it’s also my job.. I’m a PT but FUCK me rught??)? Sounds like you need a snickers protein bar and a trip to the gym my guy

[@Mario-us7ds]

This movie is as mythologically accurate as Marvel's Thor. Which is a real shame, because the story it seems to be based on, the _Contendings of Horus and Seth,_ is actually very good and could make a great movie if done properly.

[@masterpenguin8472]

Except MCU Thor was based on a comic book, this wasn't.

[@ToaArcan]

TBF they'd need to change the part where the victor is decided by jacking off over some lettuce.

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@ToaArcan Nah. Leave it in. that'd be great.

[@JD43232]

You actually dont know that. There used to be giant here on earth....they found the bones. Elongated skulls from pre-adamites maybe, annunaki, Draco or vrill reptillians. Our history is full of lies my friend. It could be more acurate than we think. but we dont know for sure

[@nekrouni8497]

JD182 The giant skeletons are not real, that was a hoax, you could easily google it. Shamans in one culture(can’t remember which one) elongated their skulls to be closer to the gods. Draco Reptilians, or lizard people is just a ridiculous notion. Vril is a sci-fi thing involving a controllable form of energy.

[@iloveeatingcupcakes1627]

They look more like Romans rather then Egyptians

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

per usual lol

[@danbeaulieu2130]

Thats the classic Grogyptalonian trait. Mash all of ancient history into one lump. Ignore timelines, context, and any historical facts, while focusing on famous names... and boobs. Lots of boobs

[@SirToaster9330]

Rome conquered Egypt so it makes sense

[@grifcheese1076]

@@SirToaster9330 are you slow?

[@CourtneyMaria2]

In Egyptian mythology the Egyptian gods and goddesses have/ are depicted with gold skin. But I would have almost the whole cast being people of colour rather then all the main characters being white, but this is if I wrote the movie.

[@matthewanderson3750]

"A thousand years of Peace! What have you accomplished?" Well, a thousand years of peace sounds like a major accomplishment to me! So why we wanna replace this guy?

[@101jir]

Seth was the god of chaos. Pretty sure it is just who he was to hate anything status quo. Of course, afaik that's the actual mythology, not the movie.

[@happyjohn354]

because long term peace is stagnation without struggle what is your motivation to do better and do the next big thing? to create and invent? remember necessity is the mother of invention and if nothing bad is going on there really not much necessity to do anything but the bare minimum...might as well be a farm animal... just like long term warfare is detrimental to a society long term peace comes with its own ills...

[@MrlspPrt]

@@happyjohn354 I was writing a comment against your arguments, then I see KZbin rules and I get it, that's why the world it's too f*cked today, we live in a world with more peace than never before and well... looking at all those Twitter/Tumblr stupids I get your point, we need another conflict.

[@Zarastro54]

@@happyjohn354 That's a fallacious line of reasoning.

[@pauloazuela8488]

@@MrlspPrt Don't worry we have Covid-19 now

[@climberly]

"Why?" "To drink it." wow, that's the kind of writing that wins awards right there. Bloody brilliant.

[@chasehedges6775]

Such brilliance. Best Dialogue since: O HAI MARK.

[@Doctor-Infinite]

That gives off the same energy as *"People Die When They are Killed"*

[@Cryogenius333]

ThEY FLai NAO!!

[@KeithFraser82]

"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs." (From the live-action Last Airbender)

[@Akursedtime]

Filmento: This is how the movie starts.... Me: PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION PLEASE NOT EXPOSITION Filmento: Shows exposition Me: Sigh....

[@Daniel-yy3ty]

I don't remember this "masterpiece", so when he said that and had the serpent clip on I thought "what's the problem with this? It looks good for a start" then he put the actual first scene... zzz

[@kyotheman69]

anyone even remember this movie? I forgot it totally existed, that's tribute now much it FAILED

[@luigicampo4008]

@@kyotheman69 I didn't even knew it existed in the first place.

[@Jacob-wu3if]

Is there any good movie that has annoying exposition in the beginning?

[@amp8295]

@@Jacob-wu3if Probably? Not sure

[@persephoneblack888]

I remember watching this movie and thinking, "who put all these Romans in my Egypt movie?" My second thought was that it seemed like someone wrote a big Egyptian mythology fanfiction (but they didn't pay attention in mythology class and instead used video games as their source).

[@supernova5293]

Out of curiosity, what race/ethnicity did you want them to be?

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@supernova5293 I'm sure they wanted everyone to be black. LOL.

[@TheHowlingEye]

@@supernova5293 African maybe?

[@supernova5293]

@@TheHowlingEye ‘African’ isn’t a race. If you mean “black”, then you should know Egypt was never a black nation.

[@themug406]

The movie is not supposed to be mythologically accurate

[@TAHA-nc4cm]

I never thought *Raid: Shawdow Legends* had that much potential to become a movie 👍.

[@hooliganz4385]

bRoUgHt To YoU bY *RaId: ShAdOw LeGeNdS*

[@slevinchannel7589]

Disclaimer: Nothing in this Movie accrately depicts the Desert or Ways how to kill the Desert. Please dont learn from this.

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

@@slevinchannel7589 thank you man, i was actualy trying to kill the desert the way the movie told me to do

[@theatomicpunkkid]

Zing

[@Swaggmire215]

💀💀💀

[@goldenalbatross9462]

“This is how to make a terrible movie!” *Terrible Writing Advice wants to know your location*

[@kyotheman69]

terrible everything, even making it forgettable, this train wreck came and went, if it wasn't for this video i would of just gone on not remembering

[@chasehedges6775]

@@kyotheman69 Hey, look on the bright side: Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung did a good job even though they were given very little to work with.

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Terrible Writing Advice is the class, These videos are case studies

[@Mojavekight17]

Gods of Egypt 2: Resurrection of Set is a 2021 film based on Egyptian, Greek, Norse, and other Mythologies. It crosses over many mythological pantheons.

[@mohawkmeteor7189]

Haha exactly my thought

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

To be fair, the giant “space worm” is a nod to the actual mythology of Egypt That is the Egyptian god of Chaos Apophis who tries every night to devour Ra and in doing so will bring the world back into chaos and his rule. He is basically like the titans of Greek mythology or the Jotnar of Norse. Arch rival of the gods Thats why Ra is fighting him on his boat And his inclusion in the movie actually does make sense from a mythological stand atleast

[@mr.goblin6039]

Wasn’t Aphophis a snake god, though? Like, why make it a space worm instead of, like, a space snake? Space snake would’ve been cooler.

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

@@mr.goblin6039 its not a worm. Just what he called it

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@mr.goblin6039 Did it NOT look like a snake? Did it look like a gorilla maybe? Or a giraffe?

[@adisassy4579]

I actually watched this two months ago. The Snyder Cut was four bloody hours and even that felt quicker than this film.

[@Violent2aShadow]

"WHAT DO YOU OFFER?" *Takes off dress* "Indeed...."

[@TheKillianKanVT]

I haven't watched this movie, but for some reason i thought she would do that.

[@lonestarr1490]

@@TheKillianKanVT And I have to admit that I'd like to see it. I mean, what should I say. I'm a guy during lockdown and Courtney Eaton is Courtney Eaton. Couldn't act even if her life depends on it, but damn boobs, man. Come on, Hollywood. Play me like a fiddle.

[@Drawnartist]

@@lonestarr1490 you just made me laugh bro tks

[@seanc9520]

Laugh+1 Fiddle indeed 😬😬

[@Zreen001]

Then Horus disrobes "Mine's better"

[@user-rc3cm1zv4j]

This movie got a huge backlash for not casting Egyptian actors but after seeing the movie I think it safe to say that they dodged a 140 million $ worth bullet

[@cdragon88]

Egyptians should be thanking the Gods of Egypt they didn't have to act in this trash movie

[@rio376]

They white washed it! I 😷

[@N0x1k]

I seriously doubt there's enough leading Egyptian actors in Hollywood to cast in the movie anyway, so I wouldn't blame them.

[@berlinblast5736]

Sure thing, Hollywood is the benchmark of culture, it even funded the developement of Pyramids and Cleopatra went to go sees asking Hollywood producers for a role. Idiots of the white order.

[@user-rc3cm1zv4j]

@@berlinblast5736 😆😆😆

[@shawerful5209]

The final boss of 2020: Gods of egypt 2

[@kennethdzengedza8978]

You are cruel

[@svagglaorde4387]

They better put Moses and God's 12 Plagues in that movie.

[@egekazkayas8968]

@@svagglaorde4387 casts the rock as moses

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

Thanks, I'll take the alien invasion insted. At least then something interesting will actually happen.

[@TikkyNoSurname]

I just actually google-checked if this was true. Thank god it wasn't.

[@thethrongler3070]

the actors they picked are awesome in their roles, but if you're doing a story SPECIFICALLY set in one region of the world and you're literally rooting around in their ancient customs it might be a good idea for the actors you cast to look like they come from that area.

[@mattchlessgaming]

So who would you cast then?

[@shakplay3992]

lol you mean egyptian actors? you think they speak english well? some movies of hollywood are for global audience and english and hollywood actors are known worldwide. you should choose native actors if you are making some historical movie but when this movie itself take too much freedom and story is like more ancient than real egyptian civilization then its ok.

[@thethrongler3070]

@@shakplay3992 there are arab and sepcifically egyptian people who live and/or were born in the US my dude

[@tetrasphere8165]

Egypt was a melting pot. Light skin types seem to be the minority with the evidence we have but Europeans for example are the global minority. Also I've always found it funny how people forget that Egypt is right across from Europe. And guess who held onto the most history from ancient Egypt ? Southern Europe. People and cultures migrate through over time. Euro Americans for example. But I agree too many white people. And no blue or green people

[@jpb2366]

and the same people who complain about skin color in gods of egypt would praise black vikings ... SMH

[@johnherrera5261]

The worst part was how they butchered Egyptian pantheon lore

[@bluwasabi7635]

Yeah...this movie would've been better if it stayed true to the source material.

[@gamerwhoadie9507]

What made it worst for me is tge Egyptians wasn't even white. They didn't have any whites in Egypt

[@IchigoKurosakicool]

@@bluwasabi7635 "source material" we are talking about gods and stuff, where's the source material for that?

[@mariavictorialugobrines3894]

@@IchigoKurosakicool ...The lore? There are plenty of stories that detail the intricate relationships of the Gods in different periods of time during the golden days of Egypt, and not only this, but depictions of the afterlife and in what means it can reached; also, when Filmento says that the gods have no power in the afterlife that's technically not true, pharaohs (who were re-incarnations of Horus [since he was king of the Gods in the Ennead]) could decide the "cost" or "conditions" for the afterlife.

[@zelulu1000]

The name of this ancien civilization isn't even Egypt

[@illiachavez6369]

The "spaceworm fight" pissed me off because by even Egyptian mythology, it was Set himself who fought off said worm (Apophis) to allow Ra to bring the sun to us every day, which they completely left out in the film and could've actually brought depth to Set's character, but instead he's just... "bad guy because uh... bad guy."

[@ginogatash4030]

what were you expecting honestly? you knew exactly what this movie was going to be like by just looking at anything related to it.

[@miasuarez856]

Actually is the only part of the movie that I liked. I've never thought that Hollywood will made a scene about the fight of the gods against Apophis

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

THIS IS YOUR 100TH VIDEO ALSO!!!

[@superfan931]

What are doing here primm? This ain't a sad hood movie.

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

@@superfan931 Lol yeah it's not a hood movie. Its still pretty sad though

[@superfan931]

@@PrimmsHoodCinema yeah. Sad Egypt movie.

[@throwdoffthug8585]

I see u g

[@cortezlucious95]

YAYYYY!!!!

[@wisersamson9000]

I'm so happy to see that I'm not alone in saying I honestly enjoyed the shit out of this movie. I understand what he is saying, but it didn't matter to me. The theme, the gods, the way they portrayed things in a non standard Egyptian mythology. It all worked for me. And with no real other movies in recent history to fill the "Egyptian God action movie" role, this movie was good enough for me and my wife to both enjoy quite a bit.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

He just seems to be ridiculously nitpicking. For example, "they didn't show their powers at the start" like WHAT???

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

​Umm no this movie was garbage

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

Kiddo I feel bad for you

[@Orchadork1996]

So this movie is how I write my school essays? Erratic, stuffed with every idea I could think of, containing many digressions, and in the end pointless in the context of the total class. Still a C+ plus though; some kid didn't even do his paper.

[@KizaruB]

Studio interference has ruined so many movies. Just look at the DCEU movies and the most recent Star Wars movies. Reshoots just made the plots make less and less sense, resulted in worse acting performances (since they had to do all their scenes again), and resulted in poorly rushed CGI (Superman’s lip). Edit: Of course the reshoots and behind-the-scenes issues weren’t the only thing to blame for failures, but they definitely added salt to the wound

[@SaurianStudios1207]

Not to mention those movies lack a distinct vision and artistic talent behind it and feel like studio products to cash in on a brand

[@KizaruB]

KaijusaurusG2K fair point as well

[@elbaecc]

Daisy Ridley did nothing wrong!

[@KizaruB]

Croissants & Coffee I have no problems with the production crews and actors in the sequel trilogy. My problems are with the writers, directors, and producers who led the direction and story.

[@napoleon6979]

@@KizaruB no, zack snyder was the biggest responsible for DCs failure

[@melancholyentertainment]

The cycle: In the theater, see a trailer. Movie being advertised actually looks pretty cool and interesting. Gotta see that. Later, movie is out, haven't seen it yet, scrolling through KZbin and see a video about how bad it is. Rinse, repeat.

[@bahaanaldo]

With all due respect, the trailer looked god awful. Pun intended.

[@domeplsffs]

Weel, minus actually going to the movie to see trailers, or watch trailers in the first place. By now i just wait for smarter people on YT shit on the productions from hollywood, cutting out the middleman aka cinema and using that money to get more drugs and food to enjoy whilest watching the movies get ripped apart.

[@ginogatash4030]

how did it look cool or interesting at all? it's the blandest of bland Hollywood wannabe blockbusters with a slight coat of Egypt over it slapped on top.

[@melancholyentertainment]

@@ginogatash4030 Okay buddy

[@ginogatash4030]

@@melancholyentertainment Okay.

[@verylostdoommarauder]

This movie had so much potential. There are so many myths from around the world that either never get films made about them or get a horrible adaptation

[@themug406]

No myth or legend is inherently entitled to a movie

[@nobody-wk6ej]

The moment Egyptians start speaking with Scottish accents, I'm pushed out of the movie.

[@pujaharikumar]

Ignoring the fact that this is Egypt, why is Set Scottish when his dad, brother, and nephew are all British?

[@forestvvoods577]

😂😂😂 this

[@chrissonofpear1384]

@@pujaharikumar Have you not heard of the famous play 'Death of a Scotsman, in Egypt'? (see Blackadder)

[@overlorddante]

Not just the accents. I don't care about pc bullshit but everyone being so, light skinned, throws me off. People living in a desert would at least be tan.

[@Howhardisittofindausernamebruh]

It was the white, northern European gods for me

[@ScrambledballZ]

imma be honest this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine

[@maperification]

Same, brother, at some point I had it all on my phone, even though it took up a huge chunk of memory and would watch random scenes whenever I needed to switch off my brain

[@davidmcconkie84]

Thank you. I weirdly kinda like it haha

[@nykomedes]

i know its a bad movie but I still enjoy it....and i dont know why!

[@16BitOG]

don't feel guilty, I genuinely enjoy green lantern. h8rs gonna h8.

[@mistadopeman]

Lol my man! I enjoyed this movie too. Such a cool idea for them to transform into Gods and fight like they do. It was a little long in its runtime. But even that was mostly fine.

[@dmaxcustom]

This was like an episode of Terrible Writing Advice.

[@MrlspPrt]

With less advertising...

[@islaydragons1563]

MrlspPrt Yeah but it’s missing the crucial element! Something every story needs! A LOVE TRIANGLE!

[@dmaxcustom]

@@islaydragons1563 Jesus... I spat my beer.

[@mlk0-0]

That channel is a gem

[@Manglet762]

Terrible filming advice.

[@saltyjager8725]

The worst part of the movie to me is that every character get a “too good” ending. Beck could have sacrifice himself and died and that would make the ending slightly better

[@Perzyn]

"How do you kill the desert?" Well, you get a planetologist to help you create a multi-generational plan of ecological transformation. Set up windtraps to gather what little moisture there is and fuel the growth of robust plantlife that can survive in low moisture environments, then build up on this.

[@atimholt]

Make sure you laden the process with spiritual significance. Otherwise, future generations will lose the motivation to continue. This also works when trying to restore nuclear technology to barbarian worlds who have lost the relevant knowledge, but not the legends about it. It helps if you set up a Foundation of physical scientists with a very forward-looking view on their purpose, even starting them out compiling the sum of human knowledge in order to broaden their knowledge base.

[@manualalvarez3253]

That's cool

[@Kai-tn4yx]

Like in Dune.

[@bretts.7488]

Or you could just glass the desert

[@KeithFraser82]

I understood that reference!

[@jacobcox4565]

Writers: How do we portray ancient Egypt? Studio Executives: make it look like ancient Greece but with pyramids. Casting Crew: What about the people? Studio Executives: make the majority of them white, but not all of them or we get yelled at by Tumblr. Character Designers: What will the gods look like? Studio Executives: They will be very tall people until they fight another god, in which case they will look like golden cgi man-beasts. Except for Anubis since he is the most recognizable. Audience: Why? Studio Executives: We've got to have M O N E Y !

[@firepuppies4086]

"What should their God firms be like?" "Do you know Saint Seiya?"

[@petrfedor1851]

One thing is hire white actors for your movie set in ancien Egypt but not even send them to solarium is just other layer.

[@doctordarkness100]

I mean Ptolemaic egypt was essentially greece in egypt. Not bronze age egypt tho

[@michaelblake2280]

@@petrfedor1851 sorry to burst your bubble but Egypt is white not black!!!

[@petrfedor1851]

@@michaelblake2280 Good adaptation to get skin burned.

[@TybudX]

The only thing this movie is missing is a giant mechanical spider.

[@animefan2454]

wild wild west?

[@JiyoDoodle]

**THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER**

[@NelsonStJames]

I understood that reference.

[@christianlowman6644]

I love an evening with Kevin Smith that show was hilarious!

[@billwithers7457]

Let's be honest, a giant mechanical spider would have somehow improved this film.

[@dead_ones]

I just found out about this movie. And I looked up a clip from it to see what it was about. The dialogue alone was putting me to sleep, and it was only a six minute clip. So I praise you for taking the time to watch the entire movie. Can’t imagine how boring it must have been.

[@Le-cp9tr]

This movie is an insult to Egyptologists everywhere

[@Neon_Ghost1]

It's an insult period 😂

[@MJJ07]

Kinda surprise he didn't mention the main point of why this movie was bad but hey the blind don't see it

[@scotcarr3390]

This film is an insult to whoever paid to see it!...😁 I mean, just watching Filmento's roasting it cost me IQ points. Watching the whole movie will turn you into a Gumby! (The 10 other "Monty Python" obsessives who get the reference will smile. The rest of you will either scratch your head or say "this isn't a claymation movie!")....😝

[@NcrXnbi]

THANK YOU! The lack of respect of IRL Egyptian Lore it's disgusting in this movie. Plus the attire, oh that attire makes me want to pull my hair out.

[@scotcarr3390]

@@NcrXnbi Let's be fair, though - we obsess about what we obsess about, but this is HOLLYWOOD! They disrespect every epoch & historical period. Take "The Death of Stalin" - probably the most laugh-out-loud movie I've seen released recently. I'm an amateur historian & read a lot about WWII & the Cold War. You'd be shocked at how many of the laughs come the real life lunacy that got into the movie, but it certainly fudges about stuff that I think happened. Funny lines delivered well, but the insults tossed around - "Slim Hitler" (always gets a laugh!) & "Did Coco Chanel take a dump on your head?" just to name two - are anachronistic at best & kinda demeaning to the people who were done to death by him at worst.

[@masterpenguin8472]

This film makes Exodus: Gods and Kings look like Lord of the Rings.

[@hewhobattles8869]

Lol

[@ArmourExe]

Have you seen Exodus?

[@wjzav1971]

@@ArmourExe I have seen it. It was pretty boring, except for the fact that God was literally a little child throwing a tantrum. That part was fun. The rest: meh.

[@ArmourExe]

@@wjzav1971 they were tryna show the bullshittery of God

[@yeahboyz9314]

@@wjzav1971 that's no god, looks like alittle shit to me

[@arnold3768]

All Ancient Egypt fictional films always start with narration because they copy the 1999 The Mummy film.

[@jeremino263]

I love the mummy 1 and 2.

[@wjzav1971]

Also, the Mummy (1999) A) showed its backstory instead of telling it and B) the exposition in the Mummy didn't begin with "There was Egypt, a prosperous kingdom...bla bla bla..." it started with "Oh, by the way, this priest is having an affair with the Pharaoh's wife. *Shocking* and then immediately went to "Yeah, they both killed the Pharaoh and the Priest was tortured and cursed." The Mummy (1999) made the exposition interesting. You didn't hear a lot of boring background information. You saw an affair, a murder of a Pharaoh and how one of the love-birds was mummified.

[@slyseal2091]

all my homies _remember 1994 Stargate movie_

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@daniellegonzales9566 Agreed my childhood.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@jeremino263 Same

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

It’s funny that all the Egyptian art in the film depicts dark skinned people, but majority of the cast.

[@xironevarus576]

It actually depends on the era. Egypt had multi toned rulars throughout history. It pretty much stayed in the lighter range after Rome though

[@xironevarus576]

Mind you I say lighter I never said Caucasian

[@rustic2975]

@@xironevarus576 the cast looks nothing like Egyptians

[@thehypest6118]

I don't think I saw a single NorthEast African in the entire film ahaha

[@rainmanslim4611]

Emoji movie: "finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[@KeithFraser82]

"There can be only one!"

[@craftpaint1644]

Nothing tops hearing Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible saying that line ripoff from Last of the Mohikens, "I'll find you, just stay alive!"

[@chasehedges6775]

@@craftpaint1644 Ummm.... That was Daniel-Day Lewis.

[@munstrumridcully]

@@KeithFraser82 Wait, why not Christopher Lambert's or Sean Connery's accent?

[@sephikong8323]

Weren't they from the same year ?

[@johntumahab323]

Imagine...I actually had hope for a good Egyptian mythology movie when this came out. Silly me.

[@theflashgordon193]

maybe next time

[@jxsinn]

First red flag for me was the egyptian gods being white. Knew it was gonna be bad from there

[@jesusmora9379]

@Jesus Christ todays egiptians are nothing like ancient egiptians. People from spain share more dna with ancient egiptians than them.

[@lajeandom]

I mean... The main idea or concept of the movie is fun and interesting, but it's just a boring uninspired mess in the end 😂

[@0AcE013]

what are you talking about? it has been established through dna sampling that the closest people to ancient egyptians are modern day egyptians (not only that but it's also pretty much the same). no doubt mixing happened to some extent in the mediterranian but what you're saying right now is complete nonsense

[@infinitsai]

Studio: if we let all the audience fall asleep, they wouldn't have know our movie is bad

[@Green_Slimey]

hmm interesting

[@fareez8248]

IS BIG BRAIN TIME

[@faridxuffi]

I remember i did fall sleep when i was watching it in the theater 😅😅 I sleept like 30 minutes or more

[@RagingPeanutButter]

I actually remember watching this in cinema, and I thought its okay at the time because I don't really watch movies. But I dont really remember anything about it probably because I understood nothing. What I do remember though, was Chadwick Boseman doing multi-shadow clone jutsu in his introduction, and then answered some riddle by the Sphinx.

[@DoctorSakr]

In the original ancient Egyptian story, Set was helping Ra defaet Apophis, (demon snake) every day while his brother (Osiris) lived in Egyptian Paradise. So Set grew jealous of Osiris and tedious of his pointless daily fights, so he challenged his father that caused him to be banished to the desert. So Set seeked revenge and killed his brother, cut him to 14 pieces and scattered him across the lands, then Osiris' wife (Isis) patched her husband back so his soul can travel to the afterlife. Enter Horus, who was just a young boy when his father was killed, he trained his whole life so he can avenge his father and protect Egypt from Set's tyranny. Eventually Horus fights Set and wins but losing his eye in the process, and so Horus became the rightful King of Egypt. Osiris became king of the afterlife and the first to be mummified. Set was not killed in the battle but became very weakened and thus his reign was over.

[@lordhelmchen3154]

What happened with Apophis then if Set stopped fighting him? Did Ra have to manage that all alone for the rest of time or was Apophis' threat stopped somehow?

[@DoctorSakr]

@@lordhelmchen3154 Ra kept battling Apophis alone until someday, Ra took the form of a great cat (Mau), trickering the snake into letting his guard down since cats are usually afraid of snakes. So Ra took his chance and cut the demon's head off with a bronze knife.

[@lordhelmchen3154]

@@DoctorSakr What an interesting turn of events. :D Thanks for the mythology trivia!

[@Silvia_Arienti]

Actually, ancient mythologies don't have a fixed canon, for example this is the first time I've heard this version of the story. However, the most accurate version is this: [PART 1] Wesir (Osiris) is the king, having inherited the kingship from his ancestors in a lineage stretching back to the main creator of the world, Ra, the others being the Khemenyu (Ogdoad), Tem (Atum), Ptah, Amen (Amun), and Net (Neith). His queen is Aset (Isis), who, along with Wesir and his future murderer, Setekh (Set), is one of the children of the earth god Gebeb (Geb) and the sky goddess Nut. Setekh's grievance is that Wesir had sex with Nebet-Hut (Nephthys), who is Setekh's consort and the fourth child of Gebeb and Nut. Setekh has an elaborate chest made to fit Wesir's exact measurements and then, at a banquet, declares that he will give the chest as a gift to whoever fits inside it. The guests, in turn, lie inside the coffin, but none fit inside except Wesir. When he lies down in the chest, Setekh slams the cover shut, seals it, and throws it into the Hapi (Nile). Setekh then has Wesir's body cut into forty-two pieces and scatteres them across Kemet (Egypt), each piece being equated with a sepat (nome). With one of Wesir's pieces inside, the chest floats out into the sea, arriving at the city of Gebal (Byblos), where a tree grows around it. The king of Gebal has the tree cut down and made into a pillar for his palace, still with the chest inside. Wesir's death is followed by an interregnum. Meanwhile, Aset searches for her husband's body with the aid of Nebet-Hut. Having found the chest, she leaves the tree in Gebal, where it becomes an object of worship for the locals. She, however, learns about the dismemberment when she opens the chest. Aset then finds each piece of her husband's body, with the exception of the penis, which she has to reconstruct with magic, because the original was eaten by fish in the river. The goddesses restore Wesir's body with the help of other deities, including Djehuti (Thoth), a deity credited with great magical and healing powers, and Inepu (Anubis), the god of embalming and funerary rites. Wesir becomes the first mummy, and the gods' efforts to restore his body are the basis for embalming practices, which sought to prevent and reverse the decay that follows death. Once Wesir is made whole, Aset conceives his son and rightful heir, Hor (Horus). Wesir's revival is however not permanent, and after this he becomes the ruler of the Duat, the distant and mysterious realm of the dead. The pregnant Aset hides from Setekh, to whom the unborn child is a threat, in a thicket of papyrus in the delta of the Hapi. This place is called Akh-bit (Khemmis) and it is near the city of Per-Wadjet (Buto). After this Aset travels in the wider world. She moves among ordinary humans who are unaware of her identity, and she even appeals to these people for help. She also has the aid of other deities, who protect her son in her absence. During this time, Hor is beset by a number of dangers, like when he's bitten by a snake. These hostile creatures are agents of Setekh.

[@Silvia_Arienti]

[PART 2] After growing up, Hor challenges Setekh for the throne. The contest between them is a legal judgment before the Pesedjet (Ennead), an assembled group of nine deities, to decide who should inherit the kingship. The judges in this trial are Gebeb, who, as the father of Wesir and Setekh, held the throne before they did, and the creator god Ra, the originator of kingship. The divine struggle involves many episodes. The two gods appeal to various other deities to arbitrate the dispute and competing in different types of contests, such as racing in boats or fighting each other in the form of hippopotami, to determine a victor. Hor repeatedly defeats Setekh and is supported by most of the other deities. Yet the dispute drags on for eighty years, largely because one of the judges, the creator god, favors Setekh. The conflict then escalates as a great battle involving the two deities' assembled followers. The strife in the divine realm extends beyond the two combatants. At one point Aset attempts to harpoon Setekh as he is locked in combat with her son, but she strikes Hor instead, who then cuts off her head in a fit of rage. Djehuti replaces Aset's head with that of a cow. In a key episode in the conflict, Setekh sexually abuses Hor. The sexual encounter begins when Setekh asks to have sex with Hor, who agrees on the condition that Setekh will give Hor some of his strength. Hor thwarts Setekh by catching Setekh's semen in his hands. Aset retaliates by putting Hor's semen on lettuce-leaves that Setekh eats. Setekh's defeat becomes apparent when this semen appears on his forehead as a golden disk. He has been impregnated with his rival's seed and as a result "gives birth" to the disk. Djehuti takes the disk and places it on his own head. Another important episode concerns mutilations that the combatants inflict upon each other: Hor steals Setekh's testicles and Setekh tears out one of Hor's eyes. The removal of the Wedjat (Eye of Horus) is important, for one of Hor's major roles is as a sky deity, and for this reason his right eye was said to be the sun and his left eye the moon. Aset, Djehuti, and Hut-Hor (Hathor) retrieve it for him. The restoration of Hor's eye is accompanied by the restoration of Setekh's testicles, so that both gods are made whole near the conclusion of their feud. In the end Gebeb, as judge, apportions the realm between the claimants: Hor receives the fertile lands around the Hapi, the earth, and Shema (Upper Egypt); while Setekh receives the barren desert, the sky, and Mehu (Lower Egypt). Gebeb however reverses himself, awarding sole control to Hor. In this peaceable union, Hor and Setekh are reconciled, and the dualities that they represent have been resolved into a united whole. Through this resolution, order is restored after the tumultuous conflict. With great celebration among the gods, Hor takes the throne, and Kemet at last has a rightful king. The divine decision that Setekh is in the wrong corrects the injustice created by Wesir's murder and completes the process of his restoration after death. Setekh is also made to carry Wesir's body to its tomb as part of his punishment. The new king performs funerary rites for his father and gives food offerings to sustain him: only through these acts can Wesir be fully enlivened in the afterlife and take his place as king of the dead, paralleling his son's role as king of the living.

[@knightsedge7379]

I like how the girl was dead for weeks and her body never changed colors or decomposed and when brought back to life she was perfectly fine.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

It's magic don't question it

[@IchigoKurosakicool]

that is your concern, in a movie about gods

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

@@IchigoKurosakicool Gods who die too

[@voooftruk814]

@@parthsavyasachi9348 well Ra cant die

[@abisspassenger]

Perhaps she smelled a bit bad, haha

[@halla9538]

Hey, i remember watching this movie on TV like.. two months ago. It was in the middle of the night, about 2 in the morning and i just sat there, half asleep soaking it in and when it was done i actually went to sleep and woke up later that morning thinking "what the fuck was that dream all about?".

[@respiratoryfailure3780]

I'm glad that I have a casual mindset when it comes to movies and usually enjoy most of what I watch.

[@josoffat7649]

you are part of the problem with why these types of movies get made 🖕

[@melk333]

@@josoffat7649 some people just watch movies to watch them they don’t find the entertainment in over analyzing everything they literally just want to watch something fun and not look deep into it. Chill my man

[@bushmonster1702]

It’s a terrible film but still enjoyable in some areas. Not a film I’d want to watch again though.

[@ponir.v7584]

I am not trying to hurt your feelings but your casual mindset can be dangerous if what you are watching is/has propaganda.

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

I feel bad for you

[@xDrawfreakx]

I love that you call them Jamie and Henry etc. instead of using their character names in the movie

[@dragonbornexpress5650]

Probably because the characters themselves suck ass.

[@Cau_No]

Oh yeah, ,that one - I once saw it accidentally, before I realized that it was this feature-long Unreal Engine Demo Reel....

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

UE demos look better.

[@ascathon7069]

Lumen in the land of nanite looks better. Quixel demos also looks better than this movie cgi.

[@izayaorihara5516]

The whole stuff with Ra fighting Apophis is pretty cool, like why can't we just do that? A cool adaptation of the mythology? Why do we gotta make...this

[@ismata3274]

As I generally watch docs of such over and over again , and not being alone in that regard, a movie version is sure to be a good steady income, maybe not a hit yes. Decades can't cheapen good old school movies. One movie/ doc of Nero even made me like that guy. And understand Rome more. There is no way that movie will be unwatchable.

[@LightBusterX]

I suspect the reason is because Ra was killed by a nuke and Apophis inherited pretty much all his domains, stargates, ha'taks and all...

[@TheOnlyTherazan]

"Let's run through this entire movie from the first act to the third act, and touch on every bigger dumb studio choice made in it, as well as the negative effect they carry." I'm surprised the video is somehow shorter than the movie.

[@w4yland3r27]

I watched this movie with a buddy. We were laughing so hard after 20 min, we paused and called friends to come over and join us. Amazing film.

[@cdragon88]

How many blunts did you guys roll that night?

[@rhm3408]

@@cdragon88 YES

[@fakeparson8193]

One of the most celebrated fantasy movies of all time was Lord of the Rings, it begins with a 4 min narrated opening exposition. Gods of egypt opens with...1 min and 30 seconds..... Actually thats not true, the REAL problem with gods of egypt, more than anything, is it's writing. you see, the 1 min opening narrated exposition...is actually 10 min long because of the 1 year jump Filmeto talks about later on. The story also contains the intro of the other hero within the establishing exposition too, which is another real mistake. Exposition is not bad in and of itself, its how it is used to start the narrative. I want to push back against it because it gets people to buy into a MUCH more ANNOYING trope of always starting a story "In medias res" which is quickly becoming very fucking over done and tired. So many movies and tv shows now open with "ZOMG! Whats GoInG On!!! KaBOOM! WaIt Is ThAt GiRl DeD? Oh! OnE wEeK EaRlIer! Oh I sEe!!! HuRRRRR@!" Its fucking insulting to me as a viewer and I would like its popularity to stop.

[@johnelmartagbago3764]

Finally! A fellow writer-at-heart like me. I agree with this wholeheartedly, Expositions aren't bad, but you need to do it in a proper and creative way. I also can see the new trope of starting the movie with something confusing, it doesn't bother me very much but more often than not, they always go with the usual things that most studios do

[@LucasRodmo]

In LotR, the initial exposition is just fundamental to the comprehension of the plot, because of the complexity of what it is at stakes. This movie just uses as a studio prop, because other movies used too...

[@Jay0Kayo]

@@LucasRodmo LotR's exposition also has much more interesting visuals, like a giant battle, while this movie has....statues in a dark room I guess?

[@LucasRodmo]

@@Jay0Kayo true that

[@darreideamos2309]

Exposion should create hype or tease the world not be an infodump. In LOTR it was done well. The info was actually pretty minimal and we got a battle scene and Sauron. It hypes you up for the world you are about to see.

[@LUX711]

12:28 Dr. Evil & Scott convo *perfectly* sums up basically every movie, where the bad guy _absolutely refuses_ to take the simple route and directly kill the protag when they have a clear opportunity.

[@Rylo1101]

I love how filmento actually explains how to fail instead of pointing out its problems like other failure movies

[@thedirectorschair1054]

Gods of Egypt is a really, really bad movie. But... When it came out, I was very ill and on the verge of dropping dead from an undiagnosed medical condition. My mental and physical health was through the floor and I was just surviving day to day. I picked up a ticket for GoE because there was nothing else on at the cinema. I sat through it and it damn well cheered me up. Not even in a so bad it's good kind of way. I just let go and enjoyed the silliness of it all and it kept me going for a few more days. Everything has an upside :)

[@sobeeberly7680]

I watched it too, during my deep depression days. It cheered me a bit more, gave me few hours of freedom. And I think i watched this movie more just to kill time.. I mean some movies are meant to be great in plot and details, but sometimes they're too much for ones head.

[@ilustracionesparasonar9405]

Thank you! And yes

[@crusadr_4966]

I've rewatched this movie countless times on tv as a kid and it grew on me. Haven't finished the video yet but i can also say that I enjoyed it as a small child.

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Shit, I'm sure if I had my guts hanging out of my belly then getting a little boozed up wouldn't be such a bad idea. Doesn't make it healthy, but hey, a little comfort for a dying man is all some people can ask for.

[@zamiel3]

@@crusadr_4966 "Enjoyed it as a small child". The movie is 4 years old. 🤣😂

[@greengriffin3508]

How to make a Failure: Tell don’t show!

[@jeremytrees7266]

No. No. He has a point.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Pretty much.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

You just summed up all modern movies.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Green Griffin Even better: Tell, and show the contrary

[@Oscar-j6b]

@@Raccon_Detective. you must not watch much movies.

[@zacharymesecke9638]

Bruh, my friend showed me this movie a few years ago and I legit thought it was made in the early 2000s

[@booksteer7057]

Watching this reminded me of Disney's "Hercules". In that, Hades was angry at his brother for essentially the same reason Set was angry at Ra: no respect, being stuck with a horrible existence while his brother had a great one. Hades also recruited the Titans to destroy Olympus just like Set used the space worm. Likewise, Hercules is like Horus in that he really doesn't have any demonstrable flaw he needs to overcome. Hercules and Horus both get their immortal powers back by doing something "unselfish". Having said that, I actually liked "Gods of Egypt" more than "Hercules".

[@zacherinoiexist2977]

“The PS2 just called, they want their graphics back.”

[@samuelmartens9390]

@Destroyer of worlds these are the kind of people who hate on this movie they haven't seen it but just say shitty one liners

[@dragonbornexpress5650]

@@samuelmartens9390. Don't need to watch it yourself.

[@samuelmartens9390]

@@dragonbornexpress5650 i love this movie

[@Jhonen-sz9ng]

Hey look, my favorite modern blockbuster clichés: -Flat characters with no development. -A videogame plot (get the McGuffin/s). -A truckload of exposition. -New powers as the plot demands. -Villains that don't do anything evil (or aren't evil enough). -A time-skip, because fuck you. -False character development. -A gratuitious CGI-heavy third act. -A happy ending devoid of consequence. And my favorite of them all... The Giant Sky Beam.

[@jacquecortez5014]

I wanna copy this list.

[@raggens]

Do they have "As you may know..." in the script too?

[@thisisfyne]

What is this, Rise of Skywalker?

[@revimfadli4666]

"Villains" that are (intentionally) not evil enough can make interesting conflicts between grey vs gray fleshed out characters though

[@lordhelmchen3154]

Well "flat characters" really only applies to the male cast here...

[@r3do_]

I remember seeing this in cinema... I don't remember a single scene from it :D

[@chasehedges6775]

One of the forgettable films of 2016.

[@boogieman3386]

11:12 to be fair the battle against the snake is a part of egyptian mythology where ra has to fight it off every night to prevent it from eating him

[@depressed_firefly]

yeah, but it supposed to be giant serpent, not something looks like worms from Hobbit who ate earth

[@boogieman3386]

@@depressed_firefly yeah thats true

[@t3nngu]

When you grow up learning Egiptian mythology you enjoy the movie. I know it because now that you say it, it’s true that the movie expects us to know about all the mythology references, and just in case, it explains directly what happens

[@somebody4952]

I've literally never heard of this movie until today, and even listening to this short explanation of what goes on in it, I feel like I'll completely forget this movie in 12 hours

[@_elevenofspades]

My mother rented this when it came out as she would any other random movie of the week she’d find on Redbox at our local Piggly Wiggly, just to keep us entertained on Friday night. I watched it ONE time and yet every time I see one of the by-now hundreds of roast videos it’s garnered over the years in YT, I get a wash of dumb nostalgia 😭 Ah, to be young and easily entertained…

[@kathleenhensley5951]

It would have been nice if they really, really took the Egyptian mythology I love and made it into a movie. I love the myth of Osiris.. I remember when this came out ... I was excited for all of 10 minutes. The real story of Osiris, Set, Horus and Isis is incredible... Hollywood would love the imagery if they ever actually READ it.

[@michaelm8852]

#ReleasetheDaddyIssuesCut for Gods of Egypt.

[@milicadiy]

I agree.

[@thedoomaster14]

As a fan of Egyptian mythology, I did find some things to enjoy. That said, it could have been A LOT better, they kinda blew it

[@bluwasabi7635]

Soo true.

[@zad_rasera]

yeah same

[@darkdream1469]

Your Profil Pic is soo fitting. Lol

[@thedoomaster14]

@@darkdream1469 hahahaha, good one mate!

[@SirMonty_]

@@thedoomaster14 theif king bakura

[@Chris.Davies]

3:02 - Following the time-honoured movie-making magic of "Tell Don't Show", the producers apparently wished the audience to fall asleep before the movie even starts.

[@M85619]

When the cast looks like they should be in Rome NOT Egypt

[@happyjohn354]

Technically at one point there were just as many Romans in Egypt that Egyptians...

[@sardonicspartan9343]

Don't be racist...its called acting.

[@jvvn361]

Finish the Fight they couldnt hire *any* egyptian actors? ight 🥱

[@avtzuko7007]

a a I mean you don’t need famous actors to see a movie people are already wanting to watch I didn’t even know the cast

[@Eric-zs6rd]

@@lowaimnobrain How well did the method of filling this dumpster fire with famous white actors, sell the movie to the American audience?

[@idk7721]

Are we not gonna talk about how the movie literally establishes that the main purpose of horuswas to protect his people and at the end of the movie he gives the responsibility of looking after Egypt to the mc(because.. WHY???) and then he literally flys away from egypt...

[@depressed_firefly]

to his defend - he flies away for a few days to save Hathor (who can be counted as one of his people) from demons, I guess, so...

[@criztu]

many Holywood movies are occult doctrines ingrained into profane stories. eg. Pinocchio - G the Maker takes a block of wood and shapes it into an idol, then the fairie puts life into it. a Jiminy Cricket(Jesus Christ) advices Pinocchio on the good path, while a red fox J.Worthington Foulfellow and a cat Gideon sell him to a Puppet Master. now, there's a thing called numerology, where letters have numerical value. thus, W=3, F=6. so the deceiving red fox is 3 times 6. the beast.

[@goddepersonno3782]

@@criztu While I'm sure Pinocchio would have some level of Christian influence in it, I sincerely doubt that it was intentionally incorporated as above

[@criztu]

@@goddepersonno3782 there's a Club 33 in the middle of the friggin Disney... go watch "beauty and the beast" - that's the beast of the apocalypse fornicating with the scarlet whore.. they wage war against the children, against us when we were children, realy..

[@juanausensi499]

@@criztu Not occult enough, it seems

[@pleasedontpanic4.2]

This couldve been a really great Movie, I mean the Egypt Mythologhy offers some really awesome stories and Characters

[@MouldMadeMind]

You say that like, this is something special to egypten mythologie.

[@pleasedontpanic4.2]

@@MouldMadeMind In this case it was ment to explain that the movie could have been awesome, but it just wansnt. Overall i think there should be more movies based on myths

[@rodrigoolaso1165]

Maybe if they built this movie like how marvel does by introducing the characters little by little instead of overloading them on one movie, maybe it would've worked. It's like Sam Rami's Spiderman 3, it's such a waste of cinematic universe I think

[@pleasedontpanic4.2]

@@rodrigoolaso1165 Yeah, maybe start with only a Battle against Seth, and then slowly building up the threat of Apophis

[@falconmclenny7284]

Remember seeing an ad for it on the side of a bus, and i remember thinking, that is gonna be the most soulless piece of sheit movie of all time.

[@demonman905]

The only thing I'm seeing with Jamie is that he looks like a human version of Buck from those terrible late Ice Age sequels.

[@Tristan_00715]

All ice age movies are not terrible

[@RM10Prod.]

What are you talking about? Buck was the sole reason that they made more ice age movies

[@ethanwillson4094]

The amount of potential that I can see in this as a writer makes me upset. It really just would need a small cgi budget increase, the exclusion of a lot of pointless items, characters, and dialogue, and the inclusion of others to be decent. To be good, it would need to shorten the exposition at the front and add a physical action and set to it.

[@bertellijustin6376]

Soooo completely redo the whole movie?

[@rahulmarchand2938]

@@bertellijustin6376 ig he means the premise of it

[@3MB4R]

Mojito's Ennead is more mythologically accurate rendition of the Horus vs Set story than this movie. I do like some of the costumes though.

[@katatsumuri-san9588]

OMG, fellow Ennead lover! Mojito is the supreme genius. Not only accurate, but also so enthrilling!

[@katatsumuri-san9588]

I just want to leave more words of love for Mojito's Ennead, Mojito themselves and all fan community. Share my love with u ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@piusbutarbutar1782]

I love costume design in this movie, could be a cool design if used for egypt themed hero in heroes themed video games/anime/movie But thats it

[@ammagon4519]

They look too good and robotic to me imo, but hey still looks good.

[@Guitar387]

I watched this yesterday and absolutely loved it , yes it was cheesy and mindless , but I didn’t have high expectations and was surprised , it had a childish charm about it , and incredibly colourful and entertaining.

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

you need therapy and a brain

[@themisfoko.5905]

I "love" one thing in this movie, the Scottish accent of Seth(Gerard Butler).It makes no sense😂

[@masterpenguin8472]

Seriously, Gerard Butler needs to get himself a new agent.

[@Torus2112]

Maybe he lived there as a kid as part of an exchange program with the Celtic pantheon.

[@peter.24.7]

They were probably inspired by the character of Juan Sanchez Ramirez, the Spanish/Egyptian immortal from Highlander. You know the one that was played by Sean Connery? Rrrrrollllll those Rrrrrrr's laddie! Edit: fixed my error. see below,)

[@akosleoszilagyi2529]

@@peter.24.7 Italian?! Ramirez is a Spanish name!

[@JohnDeslatte]

Well it worked for Sean Connery as an Egyptian

[@mewrpuff]

The producers and writers should have just made a MMORPG game. They'll make millions from that instead. For sure

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

*cough* Raid: Shadow Legends *cough*

[@mewrpuff]

@@thewhompingwampa2671 oh man! Don't say their name, because they might sponsor Filmento 😆

[@slevinchannel7589]

Disclaimer: Nothing in this Movie accrately depicts the Desert or Ways how to kill the Desert. Please dont learn from this.

[@vitfleischmann13]

Last time I was this early Ancient Egypt was still a thing

[@heinzlilio4612]

meanwhile the Egyptian slaves that were working their backs off to make grand tombs for their pharoahs are rolling in their unmark graves because some retards from a "history channel" claim that aliens built the pyramids

[@KeithFraser82]

I remember when the goddess Sekhmet posted a video on RaTube calling Sobek out on his sexist bulls***, good times.

[@DrGeneralkumar82]

I remember both of their "personalities" well. Great casting! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@someguy250]

This is genuinely the first and only movie I have ever walked out of the cinema half way through

[@mimo5698]

Jumanji the next level would like a word with u.

[@wikistacks9396]

@@mimo5698 🤣

[@logankowalyk2580]

@@mimo5698 i liked that movie

[@whitealliance9540]

@@mimo5698 clearly none of you have seen "the glass house"

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

I wish I walked out of Birdman...one of the worst movies I have ever watched