Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)

[@bobbotherosso8110]

Why...why do I need to know this... Rational part of me: Cos Film Theory made a vid on it

[@Animanatee]

Cat Topps my brother

[@kymymedia]

Same

[@cameronpennell1381]

You got pinned

[@honkita]

Cat Topps ;

[@drakonic_lullaby4462]

film theory best channel ever

[@raptorkid7477]

The real question is, how does the Cat-Dog poop??

[@whistlingstarlight2942]

Raptor Kid I've been avoiding that question for five years, and now I feel like an answer is needed.

[@histimehascome6103]

#Firstworldproblems

[@noahlebrun152]

Or pee

[@YoutubeWatcher1290]

I’m guessing that the cat half throws it up when the dog poops and the dog throws it up when the cat poops

[@PupdudePwns]

They revealed that in an episode. The business end throws it up. The two more important questions are how they piss, and how they're supposed to procreate.

[@jayclo-2211]

No one: Not a soul: Dog’s DNA: *Screams At Bacteriophage Mailman*

[@jackyzhu9761]

J.O Covers, might as well make a Cat-Hyena. It’s better.

[@tristanblackmun9894]

I’m sorry but as a science freak I must correct your mistake. Bacteriophage is a virus that attacks bacteria and dog cells are far from bacteria. So it would be viral mailman or bacterial mailman.

[@killerboom2673]

you watch lazarbeam

[@jayclo-2211]

Not Tristan Haha true, but I thought the virus was a bacteriophage. My bad 😂

[@bettyperdue3021]

No one: Not a soul: Cat’s DNA: *cuddles and purrs BACTERIAL human* (For u Not Tristan)

[@billcook4768]

I can't believe you made this whole video without asking the question *every* kids asked: How does it poop?

[@coolguy11gotgame84]

Yeah whats the answer

[@惡-m6q]

then say it 🙄

[@eddieperaza8948]

Do they even need to poop? Catdog has two stomachs and two digestive systems. It wouldn't be hard to believe that they don't produce waste.

[@billcipher8942]

I thought that too

[@Nut_in_Space]

I disagree every kid wanders why men have nipples

[@allantidgwell5624]

If you want a cat-dog just travel back in time and pick up a Dormaalocyon latouri (the ancestor of both. Also the ancestor to weasles, raccons, bears, seals, sealions walruses, and hyenas) Also as Hyenas look like canids but are a member of feliformia they could count as cat-dogs

[@AttemptedPretzelMaker]

Actually hyenas are so unique they get there own family, hyenae

[@allantidgwell5624]

@@AttemptedPretzelMaker "Feliformia is a suborder within the order Carnivora consisting of 'cat-like' carnivorans, including cats (large and small), hyenas, mongooses, viverrids, and other taxa. Feliformia stands in contrast to the other suborder of Carnivora, Caniformia (also Canoidea, 'dog-like' carnivorans)" Care to try that again?

[@bopper1392]

MatPat: I REFUSE to microwave a cat in kindergarten 2. Also MatPat: Let's fuse a Cat and a dog

[@j0rd33]

Exactly 💁🏽‍♀️

[@stormbottleproductions]

Logic

[@Star_l1ght_13]

reFUSE

[@pokemon_eddie3474]

Are you talking about @raptor kid

[@ohyeahbonsai]

Hi

[@billytotten]

Technically, the only real world animal that is even remotely similar to a cat-dog, is a fox

[@coldestfrost4973]

youre not wrong they have feline and canine DNA

[@therealpetergriffin2467]

What about hyenas?

[@lanajane778]

@@therealpetergriffin2467 No, foxes are in both Canidae and Felidae. Hyenas are so unique that they have a family all to themselves, Hyaenidae.

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Foxes are what you get when there’s a niche open in the environment for a small feline but no felines are present, which is hilarious to me. Doggo hardware running cat software.

[@Prospitfox]

...if you can’t make a cat dog hybrid, do you think you could make a cat-Fox-dog hybrid, where the Fox works as a bridge between the two?

[@rage_2000]

*Boomers:* the newer generations spend to much time inventing things that nobody needs... they should learn from the older generations *Older generations:* _[Designs cat piano]_

[@emilyoliver3004]

Rodri G sadly he planned not created it imagine it though

[@rage_2000]

Emily Oliver They created it as a concept

[@kylebroflovski3893]

I am the 69th like. I thank you.

[@randomlyyellow6466]

But we need cat pianos

[@aGamerDiary]

@@randomlyyellow6466 you really doesn't need a cat piano, it's a piano with a needles to prick the cats tail to prompt the cat to meow everytime you push the button... It's horrible thing. You can read the concept online, it's really horrible to the extent only a psycho would build it

[@SaruCharmed]

Even if the two animals' immune systems would accept each other, there's no way that creature would live very long. The digestive system wouldn't work. There's no way to eliminate waste.

[@Natalie_Milana7]

Unless you use the special kind of acid, that could dissolve everything except vitamins and colories

[@fin5887]

It probably would just vomit a ton

[@fin5887]

Then it would die from malnutrition

[@-Meh_bunny-]

If it did existent one would through up the food the other side ate

[@Da_frogOfficial]

They eat the other one throws up- bingo the cat and thee sophia

[@plutossky7534]

You taught me genetics two years before my science teacher

[@importantnonsense253]

lol same

[@js4796]

anyone remember coward the cowardly dog

[@afroditesis4738]

@@js4796 *Courage the cowardly dog

[@TheGamales3]

Nice profile pic

[@js4796]

@@afroditesis4738 oops thx for the correction

[@gafla99]

Meanwhile, in another universe... "How to split the CATDOG?!?! The science BEHIND it!" PatMat.

[@rosalchen]

Pocket Face wtf xd

[@arcticedge2022]

Pocket Face TapTam

[@personwhosbored1672]

But would his name be patthew matrick? Or patrick matthew?

[@johanprandy8444]

PersonWhos Bored probably the latter

[@personwhosbored1672]

@@johanprandy8444 shhh, im not smart. Words domt make sense to me

[@RedAngelSophia]

You forgot to mention how catdog has to poo - deciding whether to go to the litter-box or the neighbor’s lawn is the least of all concerns.

[@GyngeBread]

Hey MatPat, how about instead of cloning your cat as merch... you just make a plush of Skip as a financial compromise. I mean I get it if you don't want to, or if by commenting this I just sound crazy/ like I don't get that you're making a joke...yet think about it, I mean you'll have to get Skip's approval first... yet still.

[@christinegines9390]

Tom Gorton you suck

[@grainsingh3095]

I foresee trouble in your near future.... financial troubles

[@itsjustmenova]

Why are you guys being salty? C’mon, a plush Skip sounds like a great idea, congrats, even if these nuts don’t agree

[@sirrivle1635]

I've never seen such an unprovoked attack on a comment like this before

[@grainsingh3095]

@@itsjustmenova I mean I'd like that but the way he said it gave me the impression your a real bore

[@loydtheliar5659]

this video as a convo would be this: Matpat: Ey, guess if its possible to make a Catdog! Me: ehm, probably not Matpat: yes. Me: Matpat: Me: Matpat: Me: WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS Matpat: I ALREADY WASTED A MONTH ON THE RESEARCH, I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY

[@thetraveler010]

This is amazing

[@TheCatOfWarCSGO]

Yeah, little confused by the title for this one. The SECRET to creating a catdog is that... you can't? Or were we just expected to forget the title lol

[@cat8158]

It's possible to look at me! I'm real! Hello?

[@jeffsampson5822]

"And sometimes, instead of sewing the button back onto the shirt, they light the shirt on fire and cover it in thumbtacks, and that is how you end up with an eight-legged spider-sheep." -MatPat

[@Sinan_69627]

I read this comment exactly when he was saying it lmao.

[@Emberilliance]

"This has been Storytime with DadPat. Night night!"

[@TheDramaticCrafter]

W-wwhat?

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

There was a German scientist who fused two dogs together. So it's in Thoery possible but that also brings up nutrition questions. Cats and dogs have very different diets. So while it might be possible fuse things like stomach or nerves if they similar enough it might hit a wall as you have to try account for diet. Cats are more carnivorous than dogs.

[@rayray2131]

A German scientist? Are you talking about Josef Mengele? He did perform horrible acts like that, but with humans. From what I know is that the thing with fusing two dogs together came from the Russians

[@abigailkondoudis5772]

@@rayray2131 Yeah, the only successful case of sowing dogs together I could find was from a Russian scientist named Vladimir Demikhov. He also did a whole bunch of other stuff like the first successful human heart transplant, and as far as I can tell wasn’t pure evil. And besides that, the two dogs only survived 38 days, with extensive medical attention and the two animals being the same species, so that’s also a nonstarter. So anyways, I think the commenter just got the country wrong.

[@nicolechrisdurso9127]

Theory: Catdog is a cat and dog stuffed animal stitched together that has Toy Story powers.

[@teddy-9236]

Plot twist A really long time ago there was a such thing as cat dog but after evaluation they became separate

[@Candytuft-CookingPan]

So, a soul but no organs

[@laurenarellano6978]

Chris Durso I doubt it

[@gamingmasterz2736]

Seeing this made my brain explode

[@Candytuft-CookingPan]

@@laurenarellano6978 sarcasm is powerful girl or boy or they or.. just person

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

What did we learn today? Don't go to MattPatt's dry cleaner

[@edwardzero9275]

Exactly

[@tobi_is_lost1688]

TheAres1999 you might get a six legged spider sheet

[@type-1-awesome499]

TheAres1999 yes

[@cat8158]

We learned that I -cant- exist!

[@spacerace1448]

I have an amazing idea: What if you do a film theory about the movie Up and find out how many balloons he would need to actually lift himself off the ground and if the movie is accurate. And if you want to take it a step further, you could find out how much the balloons would cost? Guys if you like this idea, like it so it can get to the top and he could do a video on it :D

[@skjijean]

THIS THO i actually want to know

[@aaronupward]

Mythbusters did this years ago. You can extrapolate on the math easily yourself

[@Boggarthh]

Other people did this

[@Nube-Gamer]

How about the Purge theory that he promised like, a month ago. I hope that theory doesn't get the Dr. Who treatment.

[@zakaria1551]

National geographic channel : How hard can it be Episode 1 flying house *flies away*

[@Tigewew]

7:49 What Matpat says: Common ancestors for cats and dogs exsisted about 70 million years ago What i hear: Catdogs exsisted about 70 million years ago

[@SamuelKayode-l9p]

Exactly

[@Alexlayer]

I'm surprised, Matt, that you didn't touch on how evolution alone has already sorta created the closet thing we're gonna get to Catdogs: Foxes and Hyenas. They're what happens when each family tries to fill in the niche of an environment that's lacking the other. Basically, Foxes are dogs (canines) that decided they should cat and evolved in order to better cat, and Hyenas are cats (felines) that decided they should dog, and thus evolved in order to better dog.

[@alexisturner9854]

Alex Eden Hyenas have their own families thought they are more closely related to cats than dogs

[@diablo.the.cheater]

Do not forget Servals, that species of cat acts like doggos whit their owners, but like tigers whit the rest

[@fearless4him595]

Can you cross breed a Fox and Hyena then? Foyena, Hyenox.

[@DemonEyeXGamer]

@@fearless4him595 my votes for Hyenox

[@quack25]

True

[@volcanic0321]

Spider lamb Spider lamb Does whatever a spider lamb can

[@Dumbassfish63]

Spider-pig Spider-pig Does what ever a spider pig does Can he swing from a web No he can’t. He’s a pig Watch out He is the spider pig

[@MaverickRiou]

Simpsons movie! ftw

[@obligatecarnivore6774]

The Ramones you philistines

[@matthewpinn4]

Fun fact there are actually spider goats which can produce silk

[@ianmeyermarietta4328]

What can a spider lamb do?

[@midorichui6208]

so i basically watched a 16 minute ad, but if its film theory ill take it

[@tr0_0rt]

Ooof

[@daynascalone7937]

Thanks for the scroll warning but that pug-cat thing is forever burned in my brain. The other ones were less terrifying for some reason, perhaps because I've already seen them. 😆

[@threadbearr8866]

You worry me Matpat. You worry me. I never considered a future where people sold the DNA of a celebrity's pet, but now I can't see a future where that doesn't happen. *shudders

[@TheREALBOJACK]

_Imagine:_ _"Own your own GrumpyCat!"_ _"Or Doge, himself!"_ _"Or a mini, tame version of Harambe/Cecil!"_ _"Go out and buy them all today!!!"_ Truly a terrifying (and also kind of a little bit awesome) future awaits us.

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

@@TheREALBOJACK yeah well... *welcome to cyberpunk*

[@chestersnap]

And I thought puppy mills were horrible...

[@FoxDren]

i'm honestly surprised it isn't currently happening

[@emofresa7669]

@@FoxDren You sure? People clone their pets now and fans like getting things that are from their favorite celebrities regardless if it's a used napkin or piece of hair, it's just a matter of time.

[@youtbuecraert]

FBI: *notification* What's the new video, Jim? JIM: Now, he talking about mixing genes between dogs and cats.. When are we gonna jail him? FBI: Give him time, Jim.. Give him time.

[@peaceowl1479]

Jasmine The My Little pony lol best comment

[@muddybudluvr]

😂 love that thought

[@KyleReynaert]

dead meme is dead

[@DinoDays703]

Eventually

[@hfnr_]

before i watch this just wanna say one thing *PETA IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR*

[@intelligencecube6752]

PETA's done horrible things to animals too...

[@hermesplayz2801]

PETA People eat taste animals

[@mroonicide]

Intelligence Cube whwh like what

[@intelligencecube6752]

n o r i like euthanizing most of the animals they have put up for adoption.

[@puppiekit]

I hate PETA I can't believe I fell for their sad animal commercials as a kid

[@Angel_1394]

He didn't attach them, he found someone who had it and tried to buy it for years and finally made them give in. It's a really interesting story. I'm perfectly okay with just the cartoon.

[@sonni6181]

Some random dude: "How do they poop?" Me at 3 AM: *I don't need to sleep,I need answers!*

[@TheGoreTheorists]

Out their mouth. And can't "recreate" even if they wanted to

[@stevem1792]

N. STAR watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

[@stevem1792]

Sevi Play watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

[@mauricewhiteford5049]

Sevi Playz I guess so

[@teddy-9236]

The cat throws it up if the dog poops and the dog throws it up if the cat poops

[@icya.d5938]

"An extra chromosome aint gonna rock the boat" *are you sure about that*

[@khorak6463]

lol

[@orishahar]

👏👏👏

[@kopicat9656]

60th like. HA!! 😂

[@shrimpbisque]

At least humans with one chromosome missing or messed up can still live.

[@youvebeanbad3210]

Hey I know this won’t get popular, however I felt like someone had to say this. As many of you know Stefán Karl Stefánsson died on August 21, 2018. I was thinking, that I’m his honor you should do a video about Lazy Town. You could do something about how much Sportacus’s blimp costs or how the town is able to survive with as few people as it has. I would really love it if you were able to do something like this. I know this will get lost in the comments, but if you would like to see this video please like this so he can see. Thanks so much.

[@meWASHER]

IDAFLYINGPIG Look at Pat’s ribbon on his shirt at 2:31.

[@sammieegoldwand]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@manicpixiedreamhurl03]

Who is Stefàn Karl Stenànsson? I haven’t seen that show in like 10 years (15) so I don’t remember a lot of the actors/actresses names.

[@youvebeanbad3210]

AriannaXOXO He was Robbie Rotten

[@atulshukla7128]

F F F F F F

[@lukejurdak7874]

If you were somehow able to make fully working, functional time machine and you go back in time to when cats and dogs were fully evolved but their DNA were still closely related just enough to be able to make a hybrid then maybe you could get a CatDog that was or maybe of you were able to make a machine that allowed you to fuse ANYTHING together (no matter if it's an object or DNA) then you could grab either dog DNA or entire dog and either cat DNA or an entire cat, put them into the machine and fuse them together like that to get a CatDog like that, but you'd have to be like Rick Sanchez level of smart to do that

[@eides73]

“Let’s make a catdog!” **imagines it** LETS NOT :D

[@darkoni95]

Max Eidemiller human Kat more like cat girl who with me a sexy girl with cat DNA lol tail and big boobs and nice ass and cat ear and she say meow oni-chan lol

[@markprice4496]

I LAUGHED FOE an our

[@MegaMarkymark19]

Max ...That is the funniest thing ever 😹:)

[@monroerobbins7551]

MrBeefy..... ?

[@michaelclark2219]

Haha that's funny *imagines it too* oh god get it out of my mind!

[@siva2727]

The real question is how the cat dog poops

[@cappytain5899]

With d's mouths

[@Ellla347]

They actually go to the toilet via their armpits. Its in the show! 👍🏻

[@califoes]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6WcfY2nqJmBrpo This video answers your question.

[@pearlsnosecanstabme8919]

duh *they vomit it out*

[@zandermercury9308]

@@pearlsnosecanstabme8919 exactly what i thought xD

[@mercuryvincent6796]

Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!

[@cjhs2006]

MatPat Needs to do a Video on How None of The Rugrats Are Dead Even Though None of The Parents Ever Friggin’ Watched Them

[@shawntristanrustila4102]

Plot armor

[@cjhs2006]

@John Kerins no What I Meant is That When You Think About it,The Babies Should be Dead Because All of The Adults in Their Lives Sucked at Watching Them

[@katiacleroux7376]

70's kids? no

[@cjhs2006]

@@shawntristanrustila4102 Yeah

[@ClydeStorm43]

why do you write your comments like book titles?

[@humbertoquackenbush3932]

Speaking of Nick shows, do a theory on what the Krabby Patty secret formula is!

[@flashdr1ve]

It's made of crab meat. Which explains why there's no other crabs other than Mr. Krabs and his family, and why he keeps it locked up tight. Have you ever noticed that the Krusty Krab's design is based off of a crab catcher?

[@aaronlai8677]

where does the crab meat come from? Creepypasta vibes. :0

[@MovieFestUK]

I would love to know that too! If you like movie madness, t.v. binging, and all that jazz, please subscribe to my channel!

[@bubblemonkeys]

Fist meat, cheese, seaweed, tad bit of cocaine, onions, ketchup, and hate and rage. SpongeBob is secretly angry all the time, he hates the world Does he want revenage? SpongeBob man *SpongeBob theme mixed to the iron Man song by Ozzy Osborne

[@Scorpio_03_09]

Y'all please have a great and or blessed life always.

[@kyles.8332]

0:41 Yes, there are episodes where SpongeBob uses himself to clean things and a live-action segment in Suds where he’s used as a real sponge.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

The nostalgia is so real with that Vrv plug! In addition to the cartoons, Nick Arcade, Guts, and Legends of the Hidden Temple! I personally always rooted for the Blue Barracudas purely because my favorite color is blue. And I actually know another Matt who was actually a contestant on the show! He was a Green Monkey, and he still has the shirt!

[@justaregulartoaster]

But more importantly: how do they go to toilet?

[@InsaneBasti]

This was actualy on my mind the whole vid and i thought its gonna be #1 reason why it cant exist.. mat pls focus on the real questions!

[@oliwyrm]

They dont.

[@Camphreneas]

Erich Roethlisberger 🤔🤔🤔

[@Wawagirl17]

I cannot for the life of me understand how the creators of the show didn't think this would be every goddamn person's first question.

[@mariellepihlblad7497]

HOW DO THEY POOP?!?!?!?

[@puddingslvt7821]

King Philip Came Over For Green Soup That’s what we learned

[@adleysketches1701]

I learned Kids Playing Chicken On Freeway Get Smashed

[@Plust3xt]

I learned about spider lambs

[@pyroking5172]

King Philip Came Over For Great Soup

[@simone635]

Jackal Is On The Internet same i learned something like that

[@leocanthandlechange]

King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti

[@jacobsykes7629]

We’ve just been tricked into watching a 16 minute video to find out something we already know... that cat-dogs are impossible. Well played MatPat... well played.

[@dmillz5501]

Really it was just a 15 minute intro for a VRV ad. Still interesting though.

[@kaziislam2785]

Jacob Sykes hey, at least he tried.

[@dankstorm7603]

Yaha heis the one person to cherrr me up when i have 20 assimentes

[@the_real_badshot9439]

Not exactly new studies actually show that exists possible to bring back extinct species as long as there is viable DNA if we somehow found DNA of the cats and dogs ancestor we might be able to bring it back there for being a possible mate for cross breeding

[@cat8158]

Are you saying I'm impossible and can't exist? And Dog?

[@JW_vintage83]

1:32 That part hit me in the feels….

[@willku9000]

But here’s the things though. CatDogs Do exist! In the form of 2 Separate Animals. Cheetahs and Foxes. Baby Cheetahs raised in Captivity without their mother are often Raised alongside Puppies so that they have a friend and playmate, which works because they have non-Retractable claws like a dog and Cheetahs in Captivity are strangely dog-Like. However the Closest we can get to a CatDog is Foxes, Who are often referred to as the Catlike Canines due to their Retractable claws their Catlike hunting behaviors and movements. Domesticated foxes are often said to play like a dog and Cuddle like a cat. So yeah like I said they do exist, Kinda, In the form of FOXES. 🦊

[@willku9000]

Rose Lane ..... no because then we’d have a powerful, Fast and intelligent Super-Predator that would surpass us and Nobody would hear it coming because no one knows what it says.

[@willku9000]

Pac it actually makes a bunch of interesting sounds. Fennec Foxes Scream.

[@thewiseoldfox]

Although this is beside the point, foxes aren't canines or felines. Although they have traits of both, they go in the vulpine category

[@willku9000]

Nicholas David actually Foxes are related to dogs.

[@willku9000]

Nicholas David I looked it up

[@isaacwarnock7301]

Dear MatPat, Stephanie, Austin, Gaijin Goombah and any and all other members of the Game Theorists that I forgot/don't know about, Hi! It's me! Isaac! I realize that wording it that way makes it seem like we've interacted in some way before, but really I just wanted to make a reference to how Austin does all of his videos. In fact, I'll be putting in a few more references, so keep an eye out for them! (A clap and a half to any theorist who spots them all). Anyway, getting on topic, this is the first KZbin comment I’ve ever written and I’m writing it because I have a HUGE favour to ask. Like, the number of possible Mario Maker levels to the power of the cost of building a Death Star multiplied by the number of digits in pi huge. I have a game that I've loved for a long time, but I’ve always had trouble putting the lore together, so I decided to ask some professionals. Since I couldn't find any, I'll ask you guys instead. (Kidding!) The game in question is by the same people who created the "Kingdom Hearts" series. The characters in the game have appeared as side characters in one or more “Kingdom Hearts” games (I’m not sure which one/ones), but I want to know what actually happens in the game that focuses on THEIR story, called "The World Ends With You" (original Japanese title; "It's A Wonderful World"). The gameplay itself is fairly straightforward, and makes full use of the Nintendo DS’s features, such as battling across both screens and using the touchscreen really well for literally everything you do from battle to dialogue to using the menu. Additionally, there’s now a remake for iPhones called “The World Ends With You; Solo Remix”, but I haven’t played that, so I don’t know the differences, if there are any. (Also, there’s another remake on the way for the Nintendo Switch. “The World Ends With You: Final Remix”.) Unfortunately, the lore makes NO GOD DAMN SENSE to me. It’s like Scott Cawthon and Toby Fox teamed up to make the rageiest lore they possibly could. Or at least, that’s what it feels like for me. Except, they weren’t on the gaming scene at the time, so maybe that analogy doesn’t work… I dunno… Anyway, please, please, PLEASE, for the love of all that is cold, sweet and hard to flip (and may or may not sound like “Riot Smoke”) help me with this issue or I swear to Moana I will copy this into the comments section of every Game Theory, Film Theory and GT Live video you guys post until I see it happen! Sincerely, Isaac. P.S. I realize that it’s unlikely that this will get noticed in the KZbin comments, but I’m not on any social media sites and I don’t know the GT email address, so this is my only chance. If anyone can help me I would be IMMENSELY appreciative. Thanks.

[@pcgamerz3081]

Lol all of this for him not to notice you.

[@teenagersscareme17]

*now waits for film theory to do a theory on Charlie the unicorn*

[@evanwaffle5378]

Don't forget llamas with hats

[@twice8091]

*wats charlie the unicorn*

[@birdidk5321]

*"Why are Charlie's organs so valuable for the other 2 unicorns"*

[@the.hinderwomann]

Please for the love of all that is holy THIS *YES*

[@kianeko2120]

Yesssss and he's GOTTA do Llama's with hats!!

[@drblackinshmirts8752]

Now people are going to be like “Yup ur animal kingdom is old. It doesn’t have a kippy or a mule,yup sorry!”

[@Xipheria]

Genie: You only have 1 wish. What shall it be? Immortality? Wealth? Lo- I want a catdog. Genie: A, what? Cat... Catdo- err screw it. catdog is born

[@Angel_hb]

Infinite wishes

[@TheDragonForest]

1st wish: Infinite wishes 2nd wish: Catdog

[@swordscar6278]

3rd wish doggo pupper

[@Luinta]

Infinite wishes is usually out... But I wish for all wish granting genies to be brought to me. now, lets get to calculating how many wishes that gives and see if we can't work out a plan for how to efficiently manage this inventory.

[@jaysondraws2417]

catdog spontaneously dies...

[@lttlebird_]

* me the whole video * don't go human centipede, don't go human centipede * 12:08 * *screms*

[@beanz8462]

Lol

[@CityofCompton-lb2fz]

This move gave and still gives me nightmares. Since I was 9

[@melitini]

You didn’t consider the possibility that “cat dog” weren’t actually a cat and a dog. Sure they may look like a cat and a dog they also look VERY similar, they have the same fur color+pattern and they have similar shaped eyes, noses, and legs. They could possibly be a totally different species from some alien planet and they could be a very closely related species. They could be named “catdog” because they LOOK like a cat and dog. I know this probably isn’t true but I thought I was a cool idea.

[@ryandarden8115]

Cool idea

[@thecroodsn]

Yes

[@thehoodlen]

Lavender Draws I’m pretty sure there parents are a cat and a dog

[@Kyuby1325]

Actually true to cannon they’re parents are different types of animals to begin with so your theory makes it more feasible but I believe they’re parents were extremely different so I think it’s still not possible

[@darenfalk7904]

I think he half ass this one he went straight in to a sponsor

[@FR0G1M4T10NS]

How catdog poops: one poops, the other throws up the poop from its mouth

[@darkhafgor]

Step 1. Get a sewing kit Step 2. Realise you're a psychopath

[@yukimishima7854]

The only psychopathic behaviour here is your usage of "you're."

[@someperson3197]

Because I am

[@darkhafgor]

@@yukimishima7854 Oh yeah thanks

[@JimLStone]

Patreon reward: $25,000 tier Get a cat clone mailed to you. $20,000 for the cloning, $5,000 for shipping, handling, and other expenses

[@mcs_drinkwater]

Alright now I want theorys that Doug is racist, Chucky's dad cheated on his wife, and that Arnold is dead.

[@steampunkassmonster9343]

this is Film Theory, not Edgelord Theory

[@RocnJoesMom]

You stupid

[@pugsmageddon7803]

Somehow.... I feel like this exists already in matpats mind.

[@CatboyRanger]

mat pat only does dank theorys

[@mcs_drinkwater]

+gil How dare you call me an edgelord, I have you know that I am an edge god!

[@chika15853]

Only when the intro play did I realise in the 5 years this video has been online, I only came across it now.

[@RandomHandle837]

To anyone wondering why James wasn't mentioned He doesn't animate with flash

[@letsrank9349]

Owww, that's why?!

[@jackdominguez207]

Why, hello there! No shit

[@RandomHandle837]

@Why, hello there! yes

[@lorenzonava8334]

Bro.....I just commented the smae thing

[@davidestrada1716]

@@jackdominguez207 general kenobi

[@UnpleasantAlex]

I thought the two heads and no butt was the dead giveaway that it wasn't possible...

[@cringeland438]

3:54 MATPAT: You can have a Skip of your very own!! ME: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!*

[@violetz]

CatPat

[@memowl3663]

I GET A MILLION ONES

[@Wolfy-Edits]

Sadly the cloned skip won't act the same as the original, because you can't clone personality

[@meiqinhuang8909]

that beginning was so smooth!

[@eleanor1014]

I’m not a 90’s kid but....I LOVED THOSE SHOWS 😭😭

[@greysonshartzer4362]

Same

[@connorross7392]

It is 2018. Anybody who was born from 1990-1999 is now officially over 18. That makes them legally adults. No more 90’s kids. 😩😩

[@gojoPart2]

Same

[@minoena]

@@connorross7392 um... I was born in 2000 and am 18. Lmao. I was born in June

[@shahzaib.q9499]

yeah, same

[@sleepytune1233]

We DO have a cat dog My cat. She eats shoes, chews up rugs, throws food EVERYWHERE, drags shirts over puke just to be annoying to me, she also keeps biting me, and she loves having her belly rubbed.

[@cat8158]

Hi, I think that's me. And Dog, of course.

[@blupeppers6437]

She's helping you clean the puke .....or she's a hilarious prankster

[@Webb_Studios]

Wow just wow you found a cat dog 🐶 🐱

[@sleepytune1233]

Blu Peppers she's post likely being annoying

[@michelleveon944]

My cat is da same wooooooooofffff

[@Kindrick]

Why not just go down a different forbidden path and make a chimera? It won't cost you an arm and a leg and you probably won't end up with it talking to you, but what if you merge the two animals during development? "Genetic compatibility"? Where we're going, we don't need "genetic compatibility." Normally, chimeras happen by accident and only among twin siblings, fraternal or identical, or in the case of animals, among litters. The result is a single entity that has the genetics of two, but visually looks normal, except in a number of cases where there's a visible divide down the middle of the face where fur/skin colors don't match up, or more commonly, in the eyes, where a person or pet has two different colors of eyes. What I want to know is, can a chimera combination be forced? As in, make it happen where it normally wouldn't. If so, can it be done with cats and dogs? I see 3 potential outcomes. We get a catdog that can't produce more catdogs, just more cats or more dogs; we get a cat and a dog each being born from the same animal, effectively making them siblings and making for a heartwarming story anyways; or, worst case scenario, we do get a catdog, but it auto-immunes itself to death.

[@denebshousewife]

"It won't cost you an arm and a leg" I'm gonna go out on a limb (hah) here and say this was an FMA reference, especially considering your suggestion is about chimeras?

[@CartoonCreature]

@@denebshousewife Dang, I typed out a whole paragraph saying almost that same thing, only to find out you already had in a much shorter way If you want to read it, here is my novel... "I don't know if you did this on purpose, but this made me laugh and cry at the same time.... So a show I watch called FullMetal Alchemist has a type of character called chimeras, and A main character in it lost an arm and a leg trying to bring his mother back from the dead.... His brother also lost his whole body, but that is a whole different story.... But also the same story, I guess... i dunno...."

[@ChrisTurney-k4n]

We will miss you matpat 🫡🫡🫡

[@Toriyamaus]

Ok, Listen, I usually have a strong stomach but I've seen shit this year and only just got over finding a dead dog that died from neglect. I don't feel like seeing mutated animals. So thanks for the warning.

[@garystinten9339]

Here's something to cheer you up.. another quick theory in song about this with no real life depictions of animal mutilations. kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4DVhIyhgbyekK8

[@TheGreenfire22]

Ok I'm warning you know the video that Gary here linked is, less than stomach friendly........ Realistic CatDog should never exist.

[@Toriyamaus]

Thank you for the warning.

[@stewartgifford876]

It wasn’t that bad

[@mrs.bakugou4427]

I would love MatPat to be my science teacher :3

[@epicizawesome4295]

Well, 3 major youtube animators just got replaced by a stick with a face. Yeah alright that just happened.

[@darkmagegaming6610]

The adpocolapse hit em' hard.

[@exodusfrombabylon2365]

As a kid, I did watch the show Cat-Dog, but my only question was..... How do they go to the bathroom?

[@jae3004]

You missed the opportunity to name the crossbreed Pat. ( Puppy and cat. )

[@Lilz259]

Omg...its called pat?! Puppy + cat = pat

[@cameronwilliams2078]

“DAT” logic tho (Get it Dog and cat)

[@ourchannel3250]

@@cameronwilliams2078 lol

[@petermarsella6537]

Patpat

[@Sophie-vb1hk]

Datpat!

[@l333ky]

The pictures of the mutated animals weren't that bad. I was expecting some horrible and creepy monster thing lol!!

[@spinosaurus1019]

I was watching this on a tablet so I had to watch it and I was also expecting horrible monsters.

[@gabrielacasapciuc2596]

Lol same! I though it would be some creepy stuff

[@Arcxzal]

I thought it would be that dog girl thing from full metal alchemist

[@Asaiiku]

Wow there Satan ^

[@Tasoq]

Honestly I was a bit disappointed 😂

[@toorumas484]

I love that he knows jaiden animations and the gang

[@bremensims6086]

Of course he does everyone does.

[@RandomHandle837]

@@bremensims6086 who doesn't at this point, they are taking over!

[@bremensims6086]

That's why I said that

[@nono-lx1ip]

Shut up furbag

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

He did a cameo with Corridor Digital a long time ago when they made Battleborn Trick Shots.

[@daliborjovanovic510]

Technically, hyenas are a literal cat-dog, or more like a dog-cat. They are part of the feliform suborder, making them more closely related to cats, but they convergently evolved many anatomical and behavioral traits that resemble those of canines.

[@phoenixfire8910]

The funny thing is, is that Keyboard Cat looked like it was actually playing the intro

[@DBZMacky]

I really was expecting that we'd actually at least get a hypothetical method at the end after all that build-up.

[@zendpixie]

5:42 Are you trying to tell me.. The fake mermaid from Gravity Falls was a _real thing???_

[@joannecheng4603]

This channel is enough for me since it is not boring or way too mature.

[@mange2696]

Great way to get back from school Also Mat you need to start making dad jokes not corny puns. You're a dad

[@Funny24686]

I NEEDED THIS COMMENT THANKS.

[@oskarxie1474]

DO NOT INSULT THE NAME OF THE THEORISTS

[@GottaStayClassy]

MatPat The BadDad

[@freogo]

...there's a difference?

[@alexkiff1540]

That’s dadist

[@mikadosannonji2522]

So you're saying that a cat wolf hybrid may be possible if the wolf's DNA doesn't have the same problem as a dog? Ferb, I know what we're​ gonna do today!

[@blueanimations6552]

MOM!!! PHENIOUS (spelling sucks) AND FERBS CUT APART A CAT AND A WOLF! That's nice Candace.

[@williambradshaw5019]

I see the joke

[@williambradshaw5019]

Ferb I know what were gonna do today Hey, where perry?

[@anti-socialban-anne-na562]

Hey, where's Perry?

[@madoribowman9257]

LOL

[@gum5224]

If you thought Rocko's modern life was inappropriate then wait tell the movie comes out it'll probably be rated R

[@Squirrelbooya_yt]

Hold on a second. So, I know you can't fuse them together after birth, or breed em, or irradiate em. But, here's a hypothetical, what if they're really one organism. People have theorised about making their own creatures without other genes splicing. What if they used inspiration from dog and cat, created the DNA themselves without splicing, and then grew it in a lab jurassic park style?

[@techmetal2964]

The most likely option for CatDog existing and the show is being sewn together after both animals being tranquilized or unconscious because when it shows in the opening of the show they both woke up and try to run away from each other so they were both in an unfamiliar situation and the cat and dog wouldn't have been aggressive to each other if they were together from the beginning of their life.

[@maritzaenriquez6264]

Well that’s a pretty good theory

[@rom_an.ia.]

*looks like i gotta hit you with my bloody rusty shovel*

[@daisymay6505]

but we see their adoptive parents in an episode, they were born that way

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@daisymay6505 Adoptive. You have to pay attention to that movie very carefully, it will let you know where they came from. It is a, put 2 and 2 together sort of thing. For children to become older and have it click.

[@georgehumphreys1105]

Y’know? When I saw pictures of this show when I was younger (I didn’t watch the whole thing) I would always wonder...... HOW DID IT POOP?!?!

[@ethanhsiungbasstrombone]

It doesnt

[@georgehumphreys1105]

???

[@diegokaqui60]

always thought his anus was in the middle.

[@georgehumphreys1105]

Wait, I think I remember a Shel Silverstein poem about something like this.

[@ShiaraMoon]

There was an entire episode on that exact topic. I think Winslow found out, but they never showed the viewers. Based on Winslow’ reaction it was fairly horrifying. I’m betting either belly button sphincter or one of them barfs it out of their mouth. Maybe they both do and they just take turns.

[@russiancheems2275]

Matpat: *starts selling skipp clones* Me: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@mangomoo4257]

Film theory, the show you watch to know what to binge each week

[@benai.-.9223]

Ummm.... *what about dark magic?*

[@oSirkillalot]

So you want to go space than

[@lilyformidable5779]

Prove you have dark magic and we will create a cat dog

[@benai.-.9223]

My dark magic is the darkest of all

[@benai.-.9223]

Eating the last cookie in the cookie jar!!

[@drbootycheeks]

I can help, for my dark magic is as dark as my soul

[@ewright8661]

Merge the cat and dog memes into One. Ultra. Meme.

[@cappytain5899]

It's lion

[@apasih3781]

Aye SU fan?

[@ewright8661]

What gave it away?

[@Dinostickynotes]

This question was always answered because we have fox

[@dianneocain2429]

True-

[@nighTress]

lol

[@crinkleminkle]

*yes*

[@harpseal513]

Ikr

[@tunaburger5892]

Actually a dingo is more of a cat dog...

[@jenniegraham4281]

0:16 love the lucidchart reference

[@marioalmada8496]

Wait a second Matpat, I think I have a solution: sometime ago in Spain a heart intervention from non-compatible patients turned succesfully, this occur, by what I remember was because the recieving patient was under 3 months (Im saying this by memory) so his inmune system didnt detected the incoming heart as a threat, so maybe 3rd option is viable for Catdogs. Im going to search it, if i find somethink I will link it over here.

[@marioalmada8496]

Nevermind, the thing was that human babies under 15 months dont have the cells that reject non compatible blood type, so its ONLY viable for hearts and that kind of things related with blood... Also it was the 3rd in Europe, if you are still interested the transplant was performed in th Hospital General Universitario Gregorio Marañón, to shorten the search (I am sure I have butchered some english over there...)

[@alfiemace4756]

The Watchers that’s not how it works, cats and dogs can’t produce puppies or kittens because nothing will come out, it’s like if a human has sex with an animal, no babies come out

[@JazzOfArts]

"V is for Vulture,W is for... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT FREAK OF NATURE?!" -Matpat,the best youtuber alive

[@minigunllama297]

Your mum

[@Т1000-м1и]

V is for Vsauce gnome, also 277th like

[@Shubh2kill]

PLEASE BECOME MY SCIENCE TEACHER MATPAT

[@tired6482]

Just came back from watching Rocko's modern life and it's pretty good once you get used to some of the adult humor and jokes and not to mention the announcement of him joining Nickelodeon All Star Brawl, but otherwise the show still holds up.

[@visibleconfusion9894]

The real question is, What human forced a Cat and a Dog to... well. you know..

[@kdoto37]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? New Justin Y

[@kichipeachy7938]

What do you mean you mean forced the cat and dog to pull the lever to the fusion machine to fuse another pair of cat and dogs to fuse into a hybrid because making them have sex wasn’t a option?

[@popburnsy3207]

Make friends?

[@silysister4815]

The thing is the cat and the dog had a baby and they fused the puppy and kitten...

[@yotta1743]

Woke boi no

[@k-poptrash3897]

To be honest I learn more from film theory then from school.........

[@sapphire26]

So true

[@kaylababbitt4219]

I never thought about that but yea that is true. The more you know.

[@roaddays4641]

So do I!

[@RosaRodriguez-gp3gn]

Harry Potter Fan true

[@-toomie-1937]

Same

[@yourfavoritewannabe9865]

**puts my dog and cat in a furnace** Mom: HONY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!? “Mattpatt...”

[@depressedscoobydoo7070]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourfavoritewannabe9865]

😅

[@markprice4496]

I did that once the pie tasted good JK

[@Luckymils]

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[@yourfavoritewannabe9865]

Mark Price lol

[@levieldridge4234]

Doof kissed perry causing opimal fights getting socks new great acronym

[@theyeatustimes9307]

Spider-lamb, Spider-lamb! Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size, Catches leaves, just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderlamb!

[@ibethe_noob9069]

OH GOD NO

[@limeproductions7873]

Thank you, I needed this.

[@Absolutely.irenee]

Thank you Homer Simpson Spider pig, spider pig! Does whatever a spider pig does Can he swing from a web No he can’t, he’s a pig Look oooouuuttt here comes the spider pig!

[@Luvaxolotls]

Ha ha

[@codyhowell4543]

If a cat-dog can't exist than how about a fox-dog or cat-fox

[@spottedstarnewacc6696]

That would actually work

[@spottedstarnewacc6696]

Maybe.

[@alastorlapid2365]

@@spottedstarnewacc6696 It wouldn't.

[@spottedstarnewacc6696]

@@alastorlapid2365 because they're so similar, it could actually be possible

[@spottedstarnewacc6696]

You do know there have been reports of "Cat-Wolf" sightings right?

[@chloejane9343]

Can you do a theory about the suite life on deck about how legally there could be a boarding school on a boat travelling across the world ❤️❤️❤️ Edit: Omg thanks for all the likes ❤️❤️

[@makoloxko]

Yes please!! I always wanted to go to that school

[@darrylhamlin7475]

You just have to go far enough out to hit international waters.

[@Mack10011]

This is what I choose to fall asleep to. I don’t need podcasts or music, I watch this. At 3 in the morning.

[@B.l.u.w.i.e]

1:01 Fun fact: "Katze" means "cat" and "klavier" means "piano" in German So, Katze+Klavier= Katzeklavier, the Catpiano **The more you knowww**

[@foodofthegods]

Yep. I play klavier.

[@AtLeast3Characters743]

​@@foodofthegods I play katze.

[@rebeccaschulze4819]

the meow you knowww

[@foodofthegods]

@@AtLeast3Characters743 um I mean ok

[@B.l.u.w.i.e]

@@AtLeast3Characters743 I play both