Filtered - Jerma Bouncing Duck Simulator & Armored Core VI Stream Edit

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Originally Streamed on August 28th, 2023
00:00 - Bouncing Duck Simulator
15:57 - Armored Core VI Fires Of Rubicon
#Jerma985 #StreamHighlights #Cheltie

[@Armbee]

This stream was literally like that One Guy who said "Jerma would rather play Fart Simulator 2013 before he plays popular new game."

[@JDyo001]

that comment's always been 100% true

[@astralisk]

based

[@laarman.]

I like how you capitalized One Guy like its a proper noun

[@ndsiii]

when the baby sensory game has more screen time then armoured core

[@ImGaming4U]

When he focus he go quiet

[@snoop_lion]

Idk why I expected anything else from jerma. Was hoping to see him play it more lol

[@tobubiify]

*than

[@keb7066]

armored core is adult sensory

[@ProfessorDream]

This happens due to a bug in Jerma V.1.03.11 Coding, we tried to patch it but were unable to. The bug leads him to prefer tasks that most regular humans would find boring or mundane. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

[@BelkoCANADA]

Poke and Jerma is such a lethal pair it's unreal

[@Penquinn14]

Its concerning since this means that Jerma will naturally try to absorb Poke like all the others to add his strength to his own

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Jerma turning Poke into Jerma986 so he could replace him in his retirement

[@keb7066]

we can't let him attain his Perfect form

[@fnkyron]

They’re honestly way too funny together.

[@kestrelynn]

That jerma and poke communication mimicry bit was amazing Lip syncing. Was the phrase I was looking for. Idk what communication mimicry is but its not lip syncing

[@Addsomehappy]

Communication mimicry is a different skinwalker ability, here J-985 just mindcontrolled Poke to say things it wanted him to say.

[@Aercoh]

i'm gonna call it communication mimicry from now on though

[@freehugs25100]

the fact that the “pokes swollen balls allegations” is a bit poke loves to do of “don’t react at all and that’s funny” and jerma just points and holds up how massive his nuts are. ik poke didn’t expect him to keep going lmao

[@TheWastelandLegend]

The constant 8D audio Nyan Cat Duck is giving me chest convulsions of hysterical laughter.

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

The 2019 hair is still something that’s difficult to get used to

[@raspymorten]

He will never beat the Handsome Streamer allegations.

[@Ivanhoenn]

Of all the games Jerma would ragequit, I wouldn't have expected it to be babby duck game

[@szczebelek_6133]

Barf Drinker has been added to Amored Core CONFIRMED by MIYAZAKI

[@MrTheBigNoze]

Jerma and Poke interactions are my favorite, because it’s literally millennial vs zoomer and somehow Jerma ends up playing the “straight guy”

[@Spikedog777]

This is an utterly bizarre and incomprehensible way to put it but its true

[@zeroarkk14]

no hate on Poke, but he is 30 years old lol

[@tomas.a1356]

Ster has to be seething with how fast you played this game recommendation

[@Gruntfan]

poke really is another one of those precious few who can keep up with jerma's weird bits

[@justswift5369]

5:55 pink rainbow trail duck canonically speed blitzes jerma965, write that down for powerscaling

[@Vonias]

this comment is so funny omg

[@jeffpussylol2578]

But jerma is at a omniversal level so the duck just need to graze by him and Jema could easily destroy it with his eyes of death

[@Poodle666]

Jerma walking around the white room watching his “sub count” gave me such Alan Tutorial vibes lmao.

[@Invictus_Mithra]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@kaizerdeath12]

He HATES Mecha games! Despite being combat-vehicles the feeling just doesn't hit good the same way he does to innocent pedestrians.

[@epicgug]

Okay but EDF!!

[@FloorManiac]

Nice save at the end there with the samoan dijeridoo / gegorian chanting sound effect he can make with his throat. I am convinced he is as talented as fromsoft.

[@demitrysualokin2796]

Love it when new AC players ask themselves: "Wait, are we the baddies?"

[@freshlymemed5680]

Just another day in the corporate dystopia.

[@Prowz4ssin]

It's professional competetive "being the bad guy".

[@PiPointOneFour]

Cruelty squad for fromsoftware fans

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

It's seems like the type of game where you're the bad guy so it's not that surprising.

[@azechase6597]

​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625it's the type of game where literally everyone is the bad guy and good guys don't exist, so a normal from soft story.

[@ElSuperNova23]

I've got a job for you, 985

[@gwitch]

from the title i honestly expected him to not have gotten past the first mission boss

[@Whimsical_Gnome]

I assume you’re talking about the ducks?

[@nathancoffman3025]

What do you expect from the guy who died to Pinwheel

[@lloydau3610]

I feel melancholic by how jerma said he's soft retiring but also keeps doing these hyper active bits.

[@MrLego3160]

why does he just SLOW FLY IN FRONT OF THE GIANT LASER.

[@RADkate]

filtered frederik

[@turt1100]

Thanks Cheltie

[@Doublew2474]

Can’t wait for Melania Meltdown 2.0 when he reaches Balteus.

[@baylego]

He won't ever play it again

[@renatlottiepilled]

​@@baylegoLUL true

[@Medved-]

Or CEL 240

[@BickyNuckley]

i couldnt blame him

[@indyjon3s]

balteus is so easy I don't understand the deal people have

[@darktrooper6857]

FRAUD streamer gets FILTERED by robot game

[@rankus]

the bit where poke was saying everything and jerma was mouthing things is my favorite jerma moment of 2023

[@rolarens6091]

i adore when jerma and poke interact they really do operate on such a similar wavelength its so fun to see

[@sunnyd1722]

This is the dog brain stream

[@jared6343]

poke and jerma were made for each other dude

[@lukelmaooooo]

imagine still crying about the chopper boss difficulty when jerma beat it in 2 tries. these mfs are calling themselves out at this point

[@lr-]

Beats chopper in 2 tries and dies to Strider, the pinwheel of armored core

[@dennis3041]

​@@lr- actually died to mecha pinwheel

[@renatlottiepilled]

​@@lr-he's still got it baby

[@azechase6597]

It's jerma, his skill is basically a roll of the dice at every moment, sometimes he's amazing and sometimes he's laughably inept.

[@kikakuli]

SO ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT JERMA BECAME A FUCKING DIDGERIDOO AT THE END OF THE STREAM??

[@therealrat]

I've never seen someone struggle so hard on the strider lmao

[@absoluteshambles6905]

The strider is supposed to test whether you have a grasp on the traversal mechanics with you going under and around the sides, and the answer was "barely"

[@lunathetrip3241]

this has got to be one of my favorite streams. the ducks, the poke shenanigans, it's just perfect

[@crackedemerald4930]

13:49 i can't. The fucking rainbow on his face when the stupid nyan duck passes.

[@bananaboy444]

My dog really was enraptured by the ducks

[@ConnioJudah]

What a beautiful perfect start to a morning

[@chrismcnally7268]

6:52 best bit

[@DrPeculiar312]

Three Stooges in Fortnite is such a boomer idea

[@blooberri666]

no it's a 'weird little guy who grew up on cathy mitchell infomercials' idea

[@DrPeculiar312]

@@blooberri666 Jerma is literally 64 years old

[@bolicob]

Saw the thumbnail and thought it was a comb stream at first.

[@Invictus_Mithra]

Loved the Mongolian throat singing from Jerma

[@TummyAche128]

Damn I'm EARLY LETS GO ARMORED CORE WOO HOO, can't wait to see the rage

[@kyleb5496]

Poke has quickly become one of my favorite people for Jerma to interact with, every time it's golden

[@connor7329]

“you’re sweating?” holy fuck, so good

[@glowie5811]

It's incredible how he managed to do a fall joke several times in a game where you can literally fly

[@greasyboy3535]

The fact that you get these highlights out faster than the full stream channel uploads is just baffling to me

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

the rubber duck game is SO nostalgic, i remembered the yogscast playing something similar a really long time ago

[@blakestorbakken6851]

9:33 is the best part

[@nothing4mepls973]

I can't believe he still stands by the Three Stooges Fortnite call. Delusional streamer.

[@yeahyeahyeahyeah987]

I LOVE JERMAAAAAAAAAA

[@crackedemerald4930]

This is the austere sequel to placid plastic duck simulator

[@yadralf5476]

filtered

[@v3e010]

dude says piece of media alot

[@LeaIsChill]

I definitely read "Bouncing Duck" wrong in the title. That simulator is...

[@fennec70]

nyan cat jumpscare

[@IGAPIAHAP]

still mad he didnt wear the duck beanie from the rock out break

[@VirtuallyTimothy]

I did not read "Duck"

[@apehawk]

You should've had the screen fade to black at the end as he's making his weird sounds

[@ilestecritqueseullink6387]

This stream had a very 2022 feel to it for some reason

[@wabbajocky8235]

what does this mean

[@SuperCompany007]

Why is he starting to look like keanu reeves

[@davidsphere43]

Im glad Jerma is enjoying Armored Core so far. It didnt really seem like his kind of game to me. A welcome surprise though.

[@0tterhead]

why does he look like markiplier now

[@deamooz9810]

Jerma Bouncing Dick

[@DrPeculiar312]

Dont do that

[@deamooz9810]

@@DrPeculiar312 sorry

[@dinonatorful]

Dont say that

[@basu_20999]

Don't ever say that again

[@Exowave1]

that's nice

[@ib_res2566]

One has to imagine cheltie as incredibly atractive

[@Cogu985]

I haven't watched Jerma in a while, why is he trying to get that Leon S. Kennedy haircut?

[@Enzorachwal]

grown ass man playing a duck game

[@urinemaster445]

urinemaster

[@KillerHatDude]

21:00 what? Wait what happened here? Was that an edit from cheltie?

[@maxzura]

jerba lagged irl

[@kestrelynn]

It's a common glitch, nothing to worry about. Sadly though apparently it won't be patched until model 986

[@shizamikaze]

jerma is funny :)

[@goodlordyogurt]

I beat the Eye in one try, I am more talented than jerma & Fromsoft combined.

[@themafiaman7554]

This reminds me of the guy who was like “me and my girlfriend have over 1 million twitter followers combined” and his girlfriend was milet Cyrus with 1million and he had like 50k

[@goodlordyogurt]

@@themafiaman7554 do you remember who that was?

[@themafiaman7554]

@@goodlordyogurt no

[@goodlordyogurt]

@@themafiaman7554 fuck

[@LasicaTV]

song name at 8:25 - 8:39 please?

[@LaPickle]

Plok! - Akrillic

[@LasicaTV]

@@LaPickle thx bb

[@wikkidize]

Did cheltie die?

[@Cheltie]

There's nothing to edit at the moment.

[@alexmark6580]

Insane comment

[@grated_lemon5630]

ZERO views... DYING channel...

[@IcedDoubleYT]

i mean jerma retired in 1984 and these are just reuploads so its kind of natural that people will eventually lose interest in the channel

[@GenesisAkaG]

Did FromSoft seriously call their new protagonist 621? Quick someone call the Dark Souls lore guys what the implications are for naming the protagonist after a furry p*rn site!

[@cjo3730]

epic win

[@exzyyd392]

They even go by the callsign Raven

[@asdfjkl361]

how is he raging at bouncing duck simulator