Finally! A TRUE Man's Sport! | GTA 5

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[@evanquintana4778]

Duncan's 4:40 deadpan "They've all thrown themselves off" was so good

[@andrewmiller3478]

Was a Yogscast moment for sure

[@RuNoMai]

Ben: "I'm throwing" Also Ben: *intentionally sabotages Bouphe*

[@bryanahearn1218]

Ben just came too fast and Bouphe was disappointed

[@averywhitaker3513]

"I'm throwing (myself at bouphe)"

[@CGPdude100]

I legitimately thought he was doing it as a joke lmao

[@robertcapostagno2082]

The chat is mean and will call out anything! *Ben paints the scene red*

[@godusopp1797]

@@CGPdude100 Yeah, it was even during the setup of them saying how us commenters will appreciate them for acting so honorable

[@EightMinotaur56]

According to the rules of basketball: A player may not assist himself in an attempt to score by using any part of the rim, net, backboard or basket support to lift, hold or raise himself. A player may not assist a teammate to gain height while attempting to score. PENALTY: Loss of ball.

[@ChanceBrunton]

I read this as: a player may use another player to raise themselves provided the other player is taken completely by surprise and is not intentionally "assisting" in the process. Therefore, a player may jump onto and off of a teammate Mario-style in order to score.

[@jacobnorris8256]

So if you throw your teammates perfectly horizontally it's allowed?

[@ProulxS]

Is there a rule that says the player cannot be a dog?

[@mrsneeze903]

@@ProulxS no.... and if a dog wins at basketball anthro dogs will take over....

[@DeltaEntropy]

That's a bit harsh. Two of those and you're impotent.

[@Loogielicker69]

For those wondering, this thumbnail wasn't actually edited at all, this is a real picture of Lewis' hulking vegetarian frame

[@StartledOctopus]

*vegan - though you wouldn't know it doesn't often come up ;P

[@kam......]

Ben tore apart Lewis' rambling about sports immediately, lmao.

[@TheLouisvilleJedi]

The Dutch flag originally *did* have orange instead of red; but with the dyes they had way back then, the orange on the flag would fairly quickly fade into a slightly orangish red. So they changed the flag to just a slightly orangish red instead. But Orange is still the national color of the Netherlands.

[@TheLouisvilleJedi]

Just unpaused, and yeah, Ravs had kind of the right idea, but backwards.

[@rolebo1]

Just a slight correction there: the Netherlands used to have two national flags, one orange white red called "de prinsenvlag" (princes flag) and one red white blue called "de statenvlag" (states flag), both were used interchangeable. The prinsenvlag was flown by those who supported the monarchy and the statenvlag was flown by those who supported the republic. Dutch governmental buildings always used the statenvlag. Eventually queen Wilhelmina signed an order to make the statenvlag the only official and recognised flag in 1937 because the Dutch national socialist party (NSB) used the prinsenvlag.

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

@@TheLouisvilleJedi that's a first.

[@dykam]

@@rolebo1 Important to note that this connotation continues to exist today, and the prinsenvlag is avoided kinda similarly to the confederate flag nowadays.

[@wp12mv]

Isn't this also in part because the colour orange, as a word, as we know it wasn't invented until later in the medieval era? It's the reason why things like red Robin/roodborstje are called red even though they are orange. Red and orange have been interchangeable colours through most of history, orange just being a shade of 'faded' red

[@EB-fc2mp]

In today's episode of GTA 5 Races, Pedguin is a nuisance, Zylus educates the others via innuendo, and Lewis rants about unlevel playing fields in sport and suggests bloodsport as an alternative.

[@daaaaaaanny]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@duukm]

Ravs is almost correct. The flag was briefly orange white and blue, but the orange often turned to red on the flags after extended use. Eventually red became the official colour. Sometimes with only an orange addition of a separate piece of cloth flying above the flag

[@howardyanow2883]

You'd think after all these years they would just find an eighth person. Let one of the editors out of their cage. It's cramped in there.

[@barteke22]

They said that they always sign up eight people for GTA and TTT, but usually at least one doesn't make it because something comes up and scheduling differences.

[@TJPownall]

I love that Burger Observer is a legit role.

[@jordinagel1184]

Someone should make it a TTT role

[@SuperThest]

@@jordinagel1184 I feel like you could make it some type of old man Jester

[@mark.mazzarella]

Someone’s gotta observe those burgers

[@aBendorff]

It could be a TTT role where he was a old man who had to tresure hunt burgers that spawned around the map without getting killed. When he has observed them all he wins.

[@MegaDuCKstar]

Nar, an old man role where you have to keep another player in sight at all times. If you live you win.

[@ClearwaterUK]

2:47 That one's going in the "Shit Lewis Says" compilation

[@arbitrary_thoughts]

I like the one where he says we should have more shooting.

[@Thoran666]

13:13 is more crazy. He wants to turn all sports into tallest person wins because that's just as random as years of practice.

[@HmongHeroo]

This whole episode was basically

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

@@Thoran666 I think Lewis is mad because he sucks at basketball and thinks it is due to his height not skill. Since Lewis still ranted about basketball and height after everyone else pointed out their is not even playing field in even esports.

[@MH-hu5pi]

I think Lewis has dementia

[@jinxei1899]

Skeet shooting used to be mixed in the Olympics. Then a woman named Zhang Shan won it in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. After her win the International Shooting Union barred female athletes from competing against male athletes. The following Olympics split male and female skeet shooting, but there weren't enough women, so they didn't have any female skeet shooting, so Zhang Khan, the former Olympic champion, wasn't able to compete at all in 1996. The subsequent 2000 Olympics did see the women's skeet shooting.

[@sanguillotine]

So basically it sounds like sexism

[@helplmchoking]

@@sanguillotine Yep, sounds to me like some dudes got pissy that a woman beat them so they banned them altogether. Then they so generously allowed women back in but as a separate event likely knowing full well that there wouldn't be enough competitors. Some gendered stuff in sports and the olympics has some reasonable arguments behind it (producing lots of testosterone is a real advantage in strength based events etc.) but this is one of the ones where there's really nothing behind it but dudes being dickheads

[@Ihileath]

@@sanguillotine correct. Mens and womens shooting is split to soothe male egos who don’t want to get their asses handed to them by women.

[@4F0xSake]

​Basically yes it's sexism from what I've seen. Loads of examples like the 1921 FA ban on Women's football which lasted over 50 years. However there are some examples where splitting by gender is a bit complex and is tried to be used positively. When women were first allowed to compete in Chess it was mixed (why should it matter), but eventually FIDE let people set up women's only tournaments to boost participation and create a smoother curve. This is due to historic (and very much current) sexism making it harder for women to participate or not feeling welcome/safe when they do thus making it harder for them to improve or gain ranking. That said, this is still different from the Olympic shooting example where women can't participate against men, even when like in the example above, they are not only better but the best.

[@loglog7]

Lewis: "Ok let's have nice fair game" Pedguin: "And I took that personally"

[@SmallMediumLarge41]

14:48 everyone misses Bouphe’s cheeky “snowball fight”

[@Roof5tone]

Never before have such a large amount of people collectively had such a poor grasp of a physics engine

[@loglog7]

Pretty sure a good 90% of the Gmod community would disagree. The amount of times I've seen people force an object into the ground, and then be surprised when the ground disagrees, is incredible. Which is also the Yogs.

[@randyfriend]

I was at a basketball game in Mississippi in the late 70's (yeah, I'm older) and one team had a significantly taller guy who never ran the court. He just stood by the goal, would catch the ball and dropped it in. He didn't jump, run, or really move at all. Just catch, drop, repeat.

[@cskiller86]

And did that team win? Also, "goal"? Wouldn't that be "basket" or "hoop"? (sorry, I'm not from the US and don't really watch basketball, so I don't really know the terminology, but "goal" seems very wrong)

[@randyfriend]

@@cskiller86 I don't remember the outcome and yeah, it would be basket or hoop :)

[@MalloryGrahamSlams]

Bouphe doing a very good Joker impression lately

[@DJUniverseGames]

I am just imagining a professional esports game of car darts. Everyone launches perfectly and all 8 people land on the platform at the same time about 3 minutes after the round started. Pure beauty

[@Thoran666]

The KZbin comments acknowledge and accept the use of throws based on the honor system since the Yogscast are guaranteed to adhere to it. 11:25 *has anyone seen my clown makeup?*

[@sebastian114]

in the corner

[@thesandwich5321]

next to mine

[@luckyrashes]

I feel like Lewis used to be MVP at car darts and has forgotten all of his previous strats. The Yogscast guarantee

[@Maguzak]

He forgot about the W I D E boys. Cant go too wide tho

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

11:45 Defensive interference by the orange Burger Observer. 5 KM penalty. 1st down.

[@sonofhades57]

I like how in the ads Lewis is a scared little Lebanese boy but in the thumbnail he's a Gigachad.

[@ghoulie11]

Funnily enough there's a real world example of how wrong Lewis is about basketball. The Washington Bullets, now the Wizards, had the tallest and shortest players in NBA history. The tallest being Manute Bol at 7'7" (2.31m) and the shortest being Muggsy Bogues at 5'3" (1.60m). Muggsy Bogues averaged 3 times as many points per game as Manute Bol throughout their careers and scored nearly 5 times as many points as Bol.

[@ethan-loves]

Is that not just an outlier? I mean, the average height of an NBA player is 8 inches taller than the average of all American men. That clearly indicates that height is a big advantage.

[@mngbb11]

@@ethan-loves yea, height obviously gives one a huge advantage in basketball, though historically in the NBA there is such a thing as too tall, as the really tall players usually struggle with strength and speed, with some outliers of course, Shaq, Yao Ming. For a while the average height was trending down towards shorter, faster more skilled players with outside shooting, though its starting to rise again with taller players beginning to become more skilled and playing more like traditional guards rather than forwards and centers

[@filipgasic2642]

@@ethan-loves You clearly don't watch basketball don't you?

[@ethan-loves]

@@filipgasic2642 Not much. Can you explain what you see that I don't seem to?

[@filipgasic2642]

@@ethan-loves Some of the greatest players in history and currently are smaller guys. Smaller guys usually play the playmaker( a point forward i think what they call it in America), they dribble tha ball, call plays, make passes and essentially control the game. It's a leading position for the team and you have to be smaller so you can be more agile and have better handles. Just look how many times rly big guys fuck up drilling and bad they are at it, because it's not their role. It's not just " take the biggest guys and win". You need different height players for different roles

[@EverfreeTree]

By Lewis' ranting, all I've learned is he would very much enjoy watching The Harlem Globetrotters.

[@pennyhero7873]

For Lewis The globetrotters famously had a short player and alot of people struggled against him cause they couldn't catch up with him

[@jacobnorris8256]

I mean, it's famous cause it's such a rare exception.

[@Deadgye]

Well also the Harlem Globetrotters are like the Mystery Inc. of basketball teams.

[@sanguillotine]

The globetrotters are the best diplomats that the US has access to

[@RubelliteFae]

@@sanguillotine Hear, hear!

[@kasperdjerns2865]

To be fair, the Globetrotters where highly intelligent alien scientists, who famously solved the time skip paradox, as well as being basketball players. I don't think they should count in any statistics.

[@GentleWruzzPuppet]

Classic Duncan turning so hard he constantly honks his horn.

[@MaskedWaif]

Not one of them noticed Zylus flying for a minute straight and dying?

[@MrFalloutfan101]

I love how it's now called "Burger observing"

[@Jontman42]

In today's episode Lewis discovers sports

[@sanguillotine]

Lewis is just upset that he’s only 5 ft 3

[@danmoar94]

Mousie must be a happy lass...

[@cskiller86]

For 11 seconds, at least...

[@ethan-loves]

I'm with Lewis that purely skill-based sports are a lot cooler than those that rely heavily on natural advantages (like height)

[@songofthieves]

Shaq is a good example of someone using their overwhelming size to dominate basketball, but also, he only ever scored a SINGLE 3 pointer in his entire career. He was too stacked in certain aspects, but seriously lacking in others. Once teams figured out how to stop him from getting close, he stopped being unstoppable. Became stoppable, if you will. Also, Shooting USED to be a mixed sport in the Olympics, but then women started winning so they split it.

[@megabear37]

I’m 6’8”, where the hell is my gold medal?????

[@Mason_Blondeau]

It's on the top shelf just reach up and grab it.

[@crusatyr1452]

You have to snatch it off of a very short basketball player who can run between your legs.

[@megabear37]

@@crusatyr1452 Damn! my hard counter

[@Squeesher]

0:40 I could listen to Bouphe just say "Tango" for hours

[@davidmarden4789]

To Ben... "Careful Icaris"

[@Bagster321]

Craig ferguson fan?

[@ivaeradon4570]

What a pitch-perfect fucking Yogscast video. Multiple people fucking up, over and over and over, while Lewis has a rant about "True Men's Sports" and Bouphe kindly allows it because she knows it's Lewis. Chef's kiss.

[@Alexander59059]

1:00 Fun fact: France and Russia both copied the Dutch flag, it’s largely thanks to the Dutch that red, white, and blue is such a common color combination for flags.

[@ysionx3646]

This is actually just a theory. Others would tell you that the French flag is actually just the Parisian coat of arms, with a white stripe in the middle to represent the past monarchy, defeated by the people during the French Revolution.

[@SurlyHannah]

They're describing the Harlem Globetrotters lmao

[@P3nguinn1]

The Dutch might be known for the color orange because of the flowers they are famous for? Tulips and the sort have some of the most vibrant oranges and are quite lovely. Fun history fact, The Netherlands still sends a ton of flowers annually to Canada (Canadian Tulip Festival) as a thank you for allowing members of its Royal family (including its two princesses) to live in Canada during its occupation during WW2. This is mainly to avoid the Blitz and any dangers of bombings, the same offer Queen Elisabeth and her siblings turned down as they wanted to remain in The UK and began running radio broadcasts to boost the moral of the troops. Canada grew closer to the Netherlands because of this and eventually rushed to liberate the Netherlands in an act of solidarity In the closing days of the War. This was around the final days of WW2 when the western allies were racing to hold more of the captured territories then the Russians, We technically broke agreements and captured territories Russian had claim over to assure the Netherlands autonomy after the war.

[@Thermorium]

Some of the sports that didn't have any rules for women competing (back in the day) actually added them after women figured out they could compete with men, and actually get close to winning. A lot of those men didn't like the idea that they could lose against a woman, so decided that, for instance shooting, needed a separate women's category instead (That was also conveniently easier than the men's category)

[@ArcNine9Angel]

Wow. Petty bullshit.

[@DjDolHaus86]

Generally in athletic sports it pays to be on the taller side because of the advantage you have in stride length and reach but for strength based sports such as power lifting it can be advantageous to be shorter (higher density of muscle in the same weight class). Football (soccer) has a split where it helps to be tall for the defensive positions, goalkeepers in particular, but a lot of the world's best attacking players are on the shorter side. Motor racing drivers and jockeys are generally small, if you're much over 6ft you'll struggle.

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

I feel like we should legally change Ped's name to "The Inconvenience"

[@SqueakySniper]

Lewis sounds so much like Kemp from Upstart Crow when he is doing his rant around 14 min mark

[@briandoolittle3422]

Concerning one player on top of another in Basketball: "However, I chose my words carefully - it is not illegal. I wish I could simply say “it’s legal,” and we could all move on with our day. Unfortunately, the NBA (assumedly after the release of Air Bud) drafted language that can cover their ass in any situation. It’s called Elastic Power, which basically means if a ref sees something they don’t like, they can just decide it’s a foul." SO there are no rules against it, but it still would be stopped.

[@DezzieYT]

I will point Lewis to Muggsy Bogues.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

9:33 The postal service delivering the package marked "fragile"

[@RazTheBaz]

14:40 Pedguin just invented Senshado.

[@viserproductions1]

The yogs will create the most complicated and convoluted house rules for uneven teams rather than simply add an eighth person

[@Robert-yn6ov]

I don't know why the orange team kept changing who was throwing even though they knew ped would deliberately fuck himself and as many of his teammates as possible

[@jekanyika]

The ending, lol.

[@pinapple9999]

As a true bred Asian-American hearing them talk about basketball is just funny “can they carry each other to dunk is that allowed”

[@KittyCatMeowMeowTime]

"Let's have more shooting" . It's either that or van attacks.

[@skyler9065]

Ped dying everytime someone saying theyre gonna die is so infuriating XD

[@a_e_hilton]

They really made the burger observer role seem complicated this game haha

[@TheGrenstone4]

Shooting is split to protect the men. Women tend to be naturally better shots than men. So keeping it separated gives men the chance to compete.

[@Pheb_tells_stories]

Lewis does make a fantastic point. It’s a well-known fact that in every Olympic Games for the past 60 years the world’s tallest man also held every Olympic gold medal simultaneously. Frankly I think it’s about damn time someone pointed out how ridiculous this is!

[@Pigfartsrulez]

I love Ben for interrupting the borderline sexism from Lewis at the end.

[@Timberjackk]

Lewis must have been shoved in a locker by a jock at some point

[@TheMegatuz]

3:36 Duncan turned into dying AoE2 unit

[@Scillamar]

To answer Ben's question at the start: Yes, orange is only the Dutch national colour because of William of Orange and the house of Orange. The man we call William of Orange is William the Silent though, the great-grandfather of William III who the English usually refer to as William of Orange.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

it actually is specificallyt in the basketball rules that you cannot carry another player because of a team that literally did that "show me in the rules" thing to get away with it

[@carsormyr]

Lol Mugsey Bogues, Spud Webb, Isiah Thomas, Nate Robinson, there's a bunch of shorter basketball players. Not to mention all the pro fighters at the lower weight classes across boxing, MMA, Wrestling etc. There's a tonne of short people in sports. Hell, Demetrious Johnson holds a bunch of records in MMA and I personally consider him the best to ever fight in MMA and he's only 5"3' lol

[@TomDufall]

Competitive Russian roulette, coming soon to the Lewis-controlled Olympics. Perfectly balanced, all-inclusive.

[@muleFUEL1]

Can we talk about how strategy there is in a game about flying cars landing on a building? One of those games of accidental genius.

[@WhatIsThis-zq4hk]

They have played car darts for so many years and still Lewis forgets that pulling back on the parachute allows you to fly forever. So frustrating to watch

[@harveyhandbanana]

10:16 Ben you numpty🤦

[@apenguininthemist855]

They do have chess for idiots. Its called checkers.

[@StrangelyIronic]

There were some great players that were actually short in the NBA. I wish I had the confidence Lewis does to constantly talk about things like I'm a leading expert when in reality I know next to nothing lol.

[@scottdavis7730]

"They all threw themselves off." That's so hilariously British.

[@pablopablo3834]

This episode is just Lewis defending something he said that makes little sense and just rambling on and on. I'm pretty sure Bouphe and Ped left the discord and joined a different one. lmao

[@zaincassis2612]

Swerve to slow down in the platform... It's bad for gymnastics if you're tall.

[@theelusivepyroshark5119]

There are men and women categories for shooting since it is very much a physical sport, the stronger you are the less you have to strain yourself to support your pistol/rifle, the less you have to strain yourself the steadier your arm will be.

[@jaylenleonard768]

I come back to yogscast every few months or so and it’s always very refreshing

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

This is peak Lewis :)

[@joelhicks5468]

a manly sport for manly man men

[@TheAwes0meo]

I wish they didn't need a burger observer. It would be more fun if they were all playing and bumping each other off.

[@marek011011]

car darts is the best mode in all of gtaV races

[@Prossay]

Every time you select a map for teams and everytime you get un-even amount of people to play them that ends in this sad cluster fuck of buggery, can you at least either not play them when you have un-even players or grab 1 more person? it's not fun to watch

[@DemTacs]

Driving, Louis. Specificly, Formula. Those cockpits are pretty cramped.

[@KanadasKid]

zylus teaching lewis doing something to me 🥴🥴🥴

[@kimberlypence2615]

According to the rulebook carrying one player on top of another player is completely legal. 10/10 would pay to see

[@klaxoncow]

I think Lewis has a point. Instead of dividing sports by gender, it should be divided by other relevant metrics specific to that sport. Height, weight, stride length, etc. because, like, though testosterone provides a natural "unfair advantage" in muscle growth, there is still much overlap there. Like, if I found the biggest, tallest and most muscular woman then she could probably easily smack down a small, skinny Lebanese child like Lewis, no problem. I got picked up and thrown on the ground by a big butch lesbian once, while playing a game of pool. There is overlap in strength and ability, I've seen it first hand. So I agree that the divisions should be decided by relevant metrics. Kind of like with boxing, where they have weight classes. You stand on the scales, and your overall mass puts you into a class: heavyweight, welterweight, featherweight, etc. and that system works to generally avoid having massive brutes annihilating smaller athletic dudes. They're both men in that case, but there's a clear thing that you can't, in boxing, just pit any man against any other man. Thus, the idea is that there's no more gender division. Solely sports-specific divisions, tailored to, you know, whatever's relevant to that sport - which might be height or weight or muscle mass or whatever. I was in a hospital the other day that took that kind of approach to toilets. Instead of having men's, women's and disabled toilets, there were just 4 or 5 bathrooms (all with disabled facilities) in a row. So that absolutely everyone - male or female, able or disabled - can use them. After all, we don't have separate male and female toilets at home. You have a bathroom and everyone uses it. It's only a slight re-arrangement of the bathroom furniture. Make each stall bigger, so that it can also include its own sink, mirror and hand dryer in the stall. I mean, it's the same amount of bathroom furniture - it's just re-arranged to make each one its own separate bathroom. Have actual walls and proper doors, so they are their own rooms. And the thing is, this is actually more practical. When you have male and female toilets, then you've got to have, say, 3 stalls for the women and 3 stalls for the men. But, in that same space, you could just have 6 unisex bathrooms. This avoids the underlying dumb thing that you could be a man, but all the male stalls are engaged - yet there's 3 empty stalls in the ladies, but you can't use them because you're the wrong gender. Even though, you know, the only real difference between male and female facilities is the men's might include urinals. But, honestly, just use a standard toilet for pissing. You do it at home with no issues, after all. In the combined space that the gentlemen and ladies' toilets take up, you could totally fit 5 or 6 separate bathrooms (with disabled facilities). And then you've just got a load of bathrooms that everyone can use. (And this also, of course, eliminates worry / discussion / debate about transgenderism and whose toilets they should be using. It's just a row of human bathrooms, suitable for all human beings of any gender, age or able-ness. With a table in there, it could also be a baby changing room too, why not? You get the gist. Only divide things where it's relevant to divide things, and a heck of a lot of problems just vanish entirely. What bathroom should a transgender person use? Any of them. They're all good. And the bathrooms are all separate, so no-one else needs to care. Make them all disabled friendly as well - extra space and bars next to the toilet, for those in wheelchairs to be able to shimmy over - then we can just have "universal" toilets for everyone everywhere.)

[@jasonhynes1080]

How many years of GTA before lewis figured out how to pull back on the stick in mid air? And to think we thought all this time it was the car that couldn’t make the jumps..

[@drakhoon]

Did lewis lose an office game of basketball? Seems awfully salty about it lol

[@oneanaovoste9719]

I kinda get what Lewis was going for, but I still found it funny that he was asking for a competition that isn't dominated by physical attributes while playing a video game.

[@TroubleBKC]

Something really seasonally appropriate about watching Zylush try to teach them his ways.

[@Groot_The_Terrorist]

from google: According to the NBA rulebook, it is not illegal for one player to climb onto his teammate's shoulders and play as one unit.

[@gaben2542]

Shorter folks can compete in national basketball leagues. Just look at guys like Allen Iverson and Muggsy Bogues. Everyone can find something in a sport that they can do. For Muggsy it was snatching dribbles and commanding an offense. For AI it was dazzling handles to through bigger dudes of his trail. AI obviously better then Muggsy not trying to compare their skill level only their size relative to league average. They were both competitors.

[@fishpop]

Why do they always have an odd number of people in these GTA videos? It just makes these team-based modes unbalanced, hence the existence of The Burger Observer.

[@cskiller86]

They probably don't know in advance what's next in the playlist. If it's races, then it's not a problem. But yeah, it's a mild inconvenience, just like Ped.

[@KittyCatMeowMeowTime]

Shooting truly is an all encompassing sport . . . unless you're blind. Or don't have arms. Or fingers.

[@jango5151]

Ben plays Blood Bowl?yes!

[@filipgasic2642]

Lewis has clearly never watched or played basketball, or probably any sport lul

[@thedoctor3372]

Summary: Lewis says something offensive and then spends 20 minutes trying to dig himself out. Classic awkward Lewis.

[@TheSchnieder6]

what'd he say?

[@Terraphice]

The Prince's Flag of the Netherlands has orange instead of red, and is used in a few historical settings. Also, the Dutch are orange in Civ 5, which has probably leaking into Lewis's brain.

[@RubelliteFae]

16:50 Ravs, that recovery!!! Also, in Australian Footy people literally leap off other players

[@WildBluntHickok]

With cleats on?!?

[@Robin-gj3qr]

They use their knees/shins

[@RubelliteFae]

@@Robin-gj3qr truuuu but a leap nonetheless

[@Erhannis]

Man, that was a prime Lewis rant

[@jackmino729]

Sometimes I genuinely think they're driving 4 wheels with nothing between them, Duncan complaining that he didn't roll onto the platform when he slammed the front bumper into the ground

[@AhkoRC]

If the video lasted 5 minutes longer, I feel like Lewis would be priming himself to get cancelled.

[@christianokamura9419]

Muggsy Bogues is 5’3” and he played in the NBA, he would literally go beneath the opposite teams players legs and he could dunk