Saying Goodbye To YouTube - Off The Rails #6

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[@LineageView]

I know everyone’s freaking out right now about the title, so it’s probably a good time to mention that Ryan Kavanaugh’s ex-business partner accused him of running a ponzi scheme

[@LineageView]

@@znyznyzny now you say it, actually he does quite look like Weinstein doesn’t he!

[@DrPNess-cc2iw]

His app, Triller, I couldn't help but notice it's rather flipped, definitely a 1-star experience. In my opinion.

[@sonablom]

I think i read about that in variety. Surprising. Thats a reputable source.

[@w1ckedCl0wn]

This is the best comment I've seen anywhere

[@LetiAfuhaamango1]

Best comment 🤣🤣

[@alyssamason1562]

It's ironic that Hila didn't want you to get sued while she was gone, but in turn she gets sued while she's gone.

[@talysha4977]

Well then, technically, Ethan was successful

[@freeeeds]

THISSSS!!!

[@BridgetJonesDiary]

This made me laugh lmaoooo

[@alexie101010]

LMAOOO

[@mmalove98]

@@talysha4977 task failed successfully

[@royce6485]

“Dan the Hater” is code for “Dan is the one keeping everyone out of jail”

[@timothypaul581]

“Dan the Hater” is funny not because he’s a hater, but because he’s always the responsible one, and just gets shit on for trying to keep the lawsuits from adding up.

[@Dr.LongMonkey]

nah

[@aitor.online]

absolutely

[@timothypaul581]

@@Dr.LongMonkey you have a point

[@paperremix]

Dan is and will always be my favorite

[@timothypaul581]

@@paperremix he is a legend

[@EddieDDUB]

I think Ethan is one of those people that skips every cutscene in a game and then complains the story sucks.

[@angelgard]

Hahahahaha AHHH I HATE THIS

[@eggtarts]

i was literally about to say the same thing lmao ethan PLS.

[@vanessaultimo1926]

Exactly 🤣 I think he just hasn't got the attention span tbh 🤣

[@mralabbad7]

It's not what he's here for You play the game Your read/watch a story That's how it's wired in his brain i suppose And i agree if i'm here to play so lemme play

[@marmadukereal1399]

he literally is he said he hates the stories in games 10 mins after saying when he plays final fantasy he spam skips the cut scenes

[@cowetareserve]

When Ethan said “I wish I liked things” I felt that.

[@lyfii]

hard to like things in quarantine..

[@trueMAXIMUS]

AB trying to feed love a nugget in the background drove me insane it was such a good bit that went completely unnoticed

[@caro.r679]

time stamp?

[@TheHeyItsLinds]

@@caro.r679 53:40

[@ericaj2611]

Is his real name Love? And why is he always on the ipad screen?

[@happygargle]

@@ericaj2611 yes and he lives in Sweden. He originally was a fan doing h3 out of context. They hired him and now hes a bionic cast member

[@ericaj2611]

@@happygargle oh okay! Thanks! Does he do the soundbites in the show?

[@ivygonza31]

You can tell AB is a true Twilight stan by the way he pronounced Rheumatoidarthritis name.

[@lexxwippel]

THIS HAHAHA

[@charlottecallanan4391]

Ethan has found the perfect balance between clickbait and trolling.

[@hornbackchristian7047]

Where’s the lie 👀

[@Loots1122]

Thank god this was top comment

[@ellamcgeown3216]

Oh thanks god

[@alpodcast9036]

Thanks for the spoiler. 😐

[@User-nd3wl]

@@alpodcast9036 how the fuck is that clickbait??? referring to the whole episode i assume

[@anonymouse7773]

Title: "BYE KZbin!!!" Not even 2 min into the podcast: "We are KZbin FOREVER, we will DIE for our members🔥😤🔥"

[@shototodoroki985]

Fr lol

[@Tacomans_56]

AB trying to feed Love a nuggie through the screen is friendship goals 53:39

[@claudiascontent2612]

THATS SO FUNNY

[@CultJL]

Love rejected him tho 😂😂

[@Tacomans_56]

@@CultJL even tho the caption says i want nuggies 😭

[@Anminosa]

AB is unintentionally funny. When he said "She was only a kid for a week" when talking about bellas daughter I lost it man

[@alexarios7710]

time stamp pls

[@Anminosa]

@@alexarios7710 start at like 1:28:40

[@alexarios7710]

@@Anminosa thank you!

[@Kirmerestra]

Don't you dare put Dan in another room! We need his laugh.

[@jinxedsphinx3600]

@@mijaumiaumiao what?? I swear you can still hear him sometimes unless I’m just tripping... or I suppose I don’t really know how recently they’ve moved studios...

[@johnross102]

** IMPORTANT ** If you are rating Triller with 1 to 5 stars, be sure to look at other reviews with similar scores to yours and note if they are helpful or not. This will drive the most helpful reviews to the top

[@BrockAwesome]

Important to upvote this comment ☝

[@tomcuthbert-sayers1451]

Wait, is this the same Triller that Ryan Kavanaugh owns? You know, Ryan Kavanaugh who is accused of running a Ponzi scheme by a former business partner?

[@annieliina]

@@tomcuthbert-sayers1451 i thought that was harvey weinstein but after googling it seems that you're right

[@iheartherbology]

Weird that Ethan hates cats when he is the best example of a human embodiment of a cat I have ever seen

[@ba6561]

Energetically aligned

[@SalayaSkystone]

Cats can hate cats.

[@Karl-xt2kn]

@@SalayaSkystone true true

[@conradkorbol]

He isn’t a cat. He is Garfield

[@iheartherbology]

Conrad Korbol omg yes so true

[@pinkytoe7988]

1:31:53 AB looks at the camera “you guys know what I’m talking about” YES, thank you, I’ve been trying to magically mentally get into the conversation and AB just said all my thoughts. Yes, AB. We know what you’re talking about.

[@Angel-lb8jw]

AB looking at the camera like he’s in the office is my favorite part of the podcast

[@Jacket430]

literally every time Hila goes to Israel she comes back to a lawsuit or other life shaking event LOL

[@joshentertainment2]

I wanna know for wich reason they sued teddy fresh

[@olivore224]

@@joshentertainment2 ethan'll tell ya

[@sweetcaroline7107]

Like Ethan cosplaying uncle fester leading to a fight.

[@catalinagarcia3584]

Ikr she neither of them deserve it

[@Lochnessah]

@@joshentertainment2 cause i think they thought they were doing some sort of tax fraud but i’m not sure

[@bunny9912]

I literally had the most surreal experience listening to this podcast 🤣. I fell asleep at the very start because I was so tired but I was actually listening to it in my sleep and I had a dream that I was there talking to them and was trying to have my input and response but they would just ignore me and talk over me. I thought they were so rude. It wasn’t until after I woke up that the reason why they were ignoring me in my dream was because I was listening to the real life conversation 😂. What the hell just happened to me hahahah

[@StarbeamAJ]

This has happened to me before 🤣 it’s a crazy experience lol

[@bunny9912]

@@StarbeamAJ it’s good to know someone else experienced this too 😂

[@ihnefee]

You shifted bruh!

[@deftones8717]

@@bunny9912 that is fucking hilarious 😂 I watch tons of true crime stuff and I ALWAYS fall asleep to videos about serial killers and shit and I have THE WORST nightmares. I scream and punch and kick a lot in my sleep 😂 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve kicked/punched the wall and lamp/drinks on my nightstand and wake up in agonizing pain lmao. I reallllly need to start sleeping to happier stuff like H3 more often

[@EmmaMendez]

This has also happened to me too omg

[@incandecsent]

regarding ethans cat take - i think that dogs are for people that need to RECIEVE love, and cats are for people who want to GIVE love. to each their own, but i love both.

[@davidmorales5766]

That's a deep cut

[@surferbetty3248]

I love all animals I’m a vet tech. But Doggos>Cats 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ProperlyGaming]

Hell allot of don't even want love. They'll swat and hiss at you if you try to give them love. Not every cat, I've owned 2 really good cats out of the 6 I've had throughout my life that were lovable and wanted attention. But the rest were assholes. Like they'd even trick you into thinking they wanted your love by walking up purring and rubbing there head against you but if you tried to pet them they'd bite you. I love cats but I can understand why others may not.

[@amberleesue424]

@@ProperlyGaming confused by your statement bc ive had cats all my life currently have 3 atm and they’ve all been really affectionate?? Sure they each have their own little personality and some may want more personal space than others but I wouldn’t say that theyre assholes because of that

[@amberleesue424]

@@surferbetty3248 I’m pretty sure every real animal lover thinks neither is better than the other 🤷🏽‍♀️ cats are incredibly misunderstood

[@converse59]

Ryan kavanaugh coming after Hila, and Teddy fresh makes me so angry. I feel so bad for Hila getting dragged into this mess and all her hard work she's put into building teddy fresh

[@adgreen1993]

Especially while she is pregnant. The stories she get to tell the new baby when they are older. Lol

[@joshentertainment2]

Ryan kavanaugh is relentless

[@thugnugget1499]

Ethan keeps picking at him so what do u expect lol

[@converse59]

@@thugnugget1499 but it's not that deep, at first ethan was obviously just trolling and taking the piss. Ryan is just a sook who can't handle fair criticism over his shitty app. he's blaming every shit thing that is happening to him in his life on ethan😂

[@Petdub]

@@converse59 well said👏

[@morgandilley243]

You guys! These ladies came into my job tonight & one was wearing a Frienemes shirt! I immediately told her I loved it & was so happy I met fellow fans of h3! Before they left she said peace & love and it seriously made my NIGHT

[@ba6561]

Energetically aligned

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

Anyone who actually fell for this title probably says shotee instead of shawty lol

[@lord.have.myrcene]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkLordLinkOfficial]

Showedee

[@emclovin6962]

you mean shouty

[@drewhempwood2113]

preach

[@damystery123]

I think Ethan's problem with most cats, and many people's issues with cats, is that they approach cats like they do dogs. Cats and dogs are different; they have different body language, different ways they want to be pet or cuddled, different ways of showing love, etc. I've always preferred cats because I understand cats better. People who prefer dogs generally understand dogs better.

[@benthatsamazing1234]

No shit lol

[@tami3456]

Exactly, I'm the same way. I have two rescue cats of my own and they're super affectionate.

[@Sammy-hz5gc]

Yup and the people heavily disappointed in cats are the ones with heavy expectations of them to be a certain way. Its giving narrow mindedness

[@Sammy-hz5gc]

i feel like the people who dont like cats because they 'think theyre better than everyone else' feel inferior and the cats trigger the inferiority they already feel inside of themselves. dogs act like humans are gods and humans are so fragile they need that to feel powerful. cats are for bad bitches only sorry i dont make the rules. and for the bad experiences with cats part.... it is not common for cats to act like he described unless they have had their own trauma, or maybe cats are petty when they feel bad vibes coming from you being a hater in the first place. its wild that people categorize a whole species as bad just bc they had some bad experiences with some of them.. me and so many others have been around cats our whole lives and we are not having anything close to the same experience with cats as you (out of the countless cats throughout the years i have had the privilege to meet), interpret what your hate for them says about you however you decide. it makes it worse that he didnt even understand the experience and why the cat was that way... animals do 'bad' things when they are hurting. i feel like humans can be so involved in their own inner world that they dont consider that other people and animals also have their own inner worlds and their own pain that they can sometimes turn outwards into the world that we all share.. even cats. cats are probably just more extreme when they are turning their pain out into the worlds, for the ones who have been traumatized, because lets face it cats got that power energy that is not found anywhere else especially not a dog (ps i adore dogs but its a fact they are submissive when they have a leader). with love :D. ** i want to add that cats have taught me lessons about life and how to interact with others.. not to be a pushover people pleaser and to have more respect for myself. i started to realize how much people subconsciously make themselves another persons b*tch so they dont offend them aka people pleaser, and at the same time would see other people who were like cats and didnt care at all about pleasing others and knowing they are queens, gods, whatever .. maybe it triggers people who dont think of themselves highly when a cat walks in with its confidence and is aloof to your existence, i feel like thats where the inferiority complex comes in, followed by the hate. they had a huge role in teaching me self respect and it was a big lesson in my lifetime, so thats a big reason why i think so highly of them enough to say all this (and simply because of the love i have shared with so many cats), i respect them and its irritating when people cant do critical thinking enough to analyze a situation more. smaaaaaalllll mindeddd energyyyy im not gonna lie to you. also im just saying what i believe based off of what ive observed in life dont be rollin up all offended n shit okay love uuuu

[@1hcc994]

I will never own a dog again they’re needy I don’t like the licking etc. cats are just my vibe they’re sweet and feisty easy to care for and just will chill with you at least mine do but we also play they just fit my personality better than dogs.

[@Judoka008]

I can't express how impressive it is how Zach is on the soundboard. Being able to think of the reference and find it without losing the comedic timing. Zach, please stand up

[@christianvaldes1040]

His desktop screen probably looks a mess to us but organized to him

[@kristena4188]

AB quietly repeating “I love cats” killed me

[@Okruuuch]

time stamp pls!

[@bibscuit]

@@Okruuuch 1:36:04

[@lvlonikaa]

Future sound byte

[@sophiqu354]

1:57:03

[@aryapatel500]

1:57:49

[@vyvyancole8577]

When Ian says, "that's the Alaskan bull worm" got me screaming 😂😂😂

[@mcdonaldsdumpster]

as revenge for trying to sue hila, ethan should go to triller, build an empire, and become the #1 creator

[@saal0]

Imagine them having to pay ethan from their creator fund

[@emanuelkihl]

bro these titles are alot for me to handle "Saying Goodbye To KZbin" "i'm sorry hila" and "Hila's Final Episode"

[@GreysAnatomyFan1994]

They really know exactly how to get us to click..

[@yuliiza]

MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS 0:36 - updates on the podcast + twitch 2:03 - h3 crew has a meeting 12:19 - dan's zero gravity desk 22:28 - triller reviews 27:25 - joe rogan 42:16 - joe rogan calls in 44:33 - h3 soundbite website 47:09 - popeyes chicken nuggets taste test 1:12:20 - the crew's unpopular opinions

[@shooker244]

you are a God sent, with peace and love, the drama talk with Triller and whoever is currently beefing with H3H3 gets sooooo repetitive.

[@sabraex]

Peace and love 💘

[@Diabolical3010]

why are these comments all the way down ffs

[@_guillermo]

Zach has ascended with the sound bites. He is a phenomenal talent and a force to be reckoned with.

[@danoco6385]

bahahaha H3H3 down BAD, guess it’s not such a joke anymore right???? 😂😂😂h3 fans swinging the air rn😂😂😂 I love seeing liberal snow flakes get a taste of their own medicine.

[@chasebutler3604]

@@danoco6385 the hell are you talking about lmao

[@daniellaraybaker]

@@danoco6385 ?? How does this apply to talking about sound bites ???

[@gingerosepixley7270]

@@danoco6385 did you have a stroke?

[@evaoconnor3076]

@@danoco6385 This podcast is living in your head rent free, eh? I see you under so many comments! Ps. Please work on grammar/spelling because no one can understand you! 😭

[@Alexistheelf]

AB being Team Edward is the least surprising thing ever

[@Etticos.]

AB, your “2%” joke was great and deserved a bigger reaction.

[@rebeccagreenwood3302]

I swear every episode AB's jokes get slept on. It's really starting to annoy me. He's really funny but they either dont notice or dont care about his jokes. Show AB some love man

[@Etticos.]

@@rebeccagreenwood3302 I’ve noticed the same thing repeatedly. It’s a shame because some of his jokes are truly very clever. We see you AB

[@brianaslityoutubeyo937]

Yoooo AB defending twilight is literally everything!!!!

[@ourrandomvidz]

Ethan just hasn’t experienced a good bond with a cat. He needs to be exposed to friendly ragdolls or something, everyone I know who didn't "like cats" fell in love with my ragdoll. Cats are creatures of consent. You can't treat them like a dog, they're a completely different species. When you bond with a cat though, it's AMAZING and I wish everyone could experience it. It takes time to bond with one, but once you do, there's a connection you feel that's individually special. Every cat even has a different personality! Some breeds you can train and walk like a dog, they're 1000000% softer, and their purrs are magical.

[@insertsomethin]

Story of my life with my fiance's ragdoll - coolest cat I have ever met. My dad is seriously allergic to cats and I am fairly allergic to them so we never had any in the house or was ever introduced to one. So my view was always negative. Now after the last four years I am over the moon about cats. Badass little cutie muffins! Questions tho, is your ragdoll super OCD about cleaning? Our ragdoll - yes I know, I call her mine now haha - is obsessed with cleaning herself and is the softest most magical thing ever. Plus the ragdolls don't give me crazy allergies either. Perfect most docile kitty ever.

[@evanb0869]

Cat people are pathetic

[@insertsomethin]

@@evanb0869 Deep down I know you are a scared, hurt individual. I hope when you get a bit older, and through some good adult therapy, you can finally come out of your shell. I wish you all the luck on your life's adventure. Good luck sir.

[@NatCatKitty]

That’s what I’ve been saying all the people the despise cats have never met a nice cat because nice cats will steal your heart. My cat makes my day so much better everytime I see him.

[@janepruitt2211]

I will always be dog person no matter how much I fall in love with a cat and a lot of dog people are like that! I think it’s okay to not be a cat person. I had a suuupppeer friendly lovey cat but I’m still a dog person

[@anders4915]

Also a friendly reminder that a lot of the hate towards Twilight was just from general hate towards teenage girls. It's a dumb franchise, but so are things like Transformers but never gets the vitriol Twilight gets.

[@thebronzebean3766]

No it got a lot of hate because the book was denied like 3 times before it was published and the movies were not produced well other than stare downs, heavy breathing and kissing. Its corny and bad but fun. Its hated for just being a poorly writin nothing more

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

Yeah a lot of people hate things that teenage girls hate just because they’re teenage girls, it sucks.

[@emme4193]

soundtrack do be bussin tho

[@II-gi1re]

@@emme4193 true

[@svetlana9369]

Y'all can disagree with this comment all you want, it won't make it less true

[@borkimedes]

He’s suing Hila?? OUR QUEEN? FOOT SOLDIERS RISE UP FOR HILA

[@jaygee5874]

Cult energy 👏🏿

[@timidlittlescrewup]

Hila simps stand and unite

[@joshentertainment2]

What can we do

[@annieliina]

@@joshentertainment2 give an *honest* review to triller (1 to 5 stars)

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

this show means too much to me you guys are gonna give me a heart attack with all these titles 🙁

[@SnoppleWopple]

a

[@ferlozs]

yeah wtf is up

[@amandaaac]

SAME I STOPPED MY LIFE FOR THIS POST

[@katherinerivera8061]

i came to comment the same thing omg

[@Skiller_pg]

Fr I’m going back to school and this is going to be my lifeline 😭

[@abcdefgh-qd5yt]

It’s so funny how they really are like characters from the office 🤣 Ethan - Michael Scott Dan - Oscar AB - started off as Ryan, now he’s Dwight Ian - Jim Sam - Pam Zach - Ryan

[@MoreMaddie]

Accurate af well done 👏🏾

[@danarenee2931]

I’m crying at how AB is Dwight

[@baconeater4133]

What about Lovebot?

[@patssie3747]

@@baconeater4133 Lovebot is creed because he’s always lurking in the background, you don’t always think about him, and comes out with some crazy looks and one liners when you least expect it

[@frosty_teacup]

This is incredibly accurate 🥸✌️

[@marccervera403]

It didn't surprise me, at all, that Zach hates "Reese's Peanut Butter" as it sounds shockingly similar to "Creedence Clearwater"

[@urgothgirlfriend]

😭😂😂😂

[@sprig.sprout]

Hahahahaha

[@mollyoxy]

Reese’s peanut butter is gross though

[@marissariley7319]

Omg 😂

[@ashtonstone5908]

Clarence Cleanwater

[@affrontit]

I will be devastated if they don't use the sound bite of Ethan saying "I can milk Joe Rogan" lmaooo

[@lord.have.myrcene]

You guys are missing out not having the show on Club Penguin

[@MilkBreadASMR]

Ayee I have the same phone as you

[@lord.have.myrcene]

@@MilkBreadASMR gang gang ❤

[@hamianagrande]

You look like Liz Gillies with a smaller face 😭

[@lord.have.myrcene]

@@hamianagrande 😭😍 thank you

[@Calthecool]

Ethan: "The small town I grew up in, Ventura, has like a quarter million." Me, living in a town of 5,000 people: 😐

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Your sister is definitely your cousin

[@Calthecool]

@@SpoilerAlert__ I don’t live in the south lol.

[@pais027]

5000? wow

[@Xer_ces]

I work in a town with a population of 900.

[@BRLambert4]

I live in an actual Village in Ohio.... 3, 781 per last count.

[@IeFrenchGuy]

I agree with AB, I love the Twilights movies, they’re so much fun

[@ryanmgogo3328]

This is not just a podcast, it is a show, it is pure entertainment.

[@isolated1]

It's the h3 podcast experience

[@ILESSTHANTHREEss501]

AB is a Twilight fan AND Team Edward!!!!!! THE GIRLS ARE WINNING 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

[@nobody-ft7vg]

YESSSSS

[@nyahavi]

purrr

[@angelica7544]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

[@dr.inkwell1070]

💅Found it, lol. I never knew they had an erection emoji.

[@brianaslityoutubeyo937]

Right?!!!! I was so stoked

[@hannahktbffh5366]

Listening to Zach talk about Reece’s cups was like Peter Griffin saying he did not care for the godfather 💀

[@lexxwippel]

HAHAHAHA

[@gelaj9152]

It is official, I love Ethan, was never a fan till Trish and admittedly had such a hard time the first couple weeks without Frenemies. . .but I suppose I am staying for Ethan. So funny. Happy to be a part of the h3 fam.

[@Camden_Carter]

Welcome

[@cholele8447]

Welcome 🤗

[@annieliina]

once a foot soldier, always a foot soldier

[@Neuroplast]

Same thing happened to me.. started watching because of Trisha and now am a huge H3 fan.

[@minimalist2036]

Same 🥰 I don’t wish TP ill will, but she really f’d up, I give Ethan major props for remaining calm.

[@stonesatglasshouses3477]

How the hell did no one even catch Zack's 5% comment regarding Joe Rogan milk fat percentage???

[@mottedpanda]

It's time to let it go

[@benjaminreynolds8219]

@@mottedpanda never!

[@mimi0w086]

“He just takes that five percent”

[@milkteamachine]

Hila is back but shit is still more off the rails than ever.

[@bizzleboy240]

This comment 🙏🙏😂😂

[@Forbiddenknowing]

@@Kigoz4Life is so. YOkay u

[@bizzleboy240]

@@Forbiddenknowing are you? Lol

[@paulinaunicorn4170]

@@Kigoz4Life if I was constantly sued I wouldn’t love it Ether lmaooo

[@oliviag607]

This podcast just gets better and better, I love the crew all interacting and laughing along with them.

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

It's just dry repetitive humor. And they've turned into the very people they used to shit on constantly.

[@stevebutters306]

@@veinspiral why does that matter? The droves of idiots in his fanbase will watch regardless of whatever stupid, hypocritical crap he pulls anyway

[@stevebutters306]

@@gregorB92 I’m not watching, actually.

[@bas_ee]

@@stevebutters306 So youre just a jealous grumpy hater?

[@brwebb21]

The Ryan Kavanaugh Accused by Ex-Partner of Running a Ponzi Scheme Podcast is my favorite podcast!

[@Zutakameku1]

I think I read that somewhere I think it was Variety magazine

[@hamsackk]

@@Zutakameku1 oh yeah i heard they're a very reputable website!

[@Sarah-di2fn]

Is it just me or does he resemble Harvey Weinstein?

[@iloveyouuuu135]

Each cat has their own personality and also a level of independence that you can only respect. When cats like you, you'll know. When they don't, you'll also know lol.

[@annabelleg7748]

I’ve never been so proud than to hear Ab is a Twilight fan

[@RedShaeyl]

I have a new found respect for AB he’s very educated about twilight…

[@Gordo525]

Ian : "Nintendo is bad" AB : **gets Donkey Konga flashbacks**

[@katyk829]

Made me laugh at work thank you

[@emclovin6962]

Hila comes back from Israel Ethan: Oh what the fuck, you’re pregnant?

[@meganjohnson9269]

I read this at the same time he said it 😂

[@han6061]

I kinde also forgot it than i saw her insta post lmao

[@joshentertainment2]

He forgor in the words of kanye

[@klucero2011]

Joe Rogan looks like Mr. Krabs when he molts his shell

[@lord.have.myrcene]

This killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thaliaedwards4950]

😂🤣 ahaha yes, this needs more appreciation.

[@cherishreallove8990]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ItAllFadestoBlack]

I’m glad AB’s hot take was about liking the Twilight movies. They are also my guilty pleasure and I will rewatch them again and again. They really are the so bad they’re good movies. And it can’t be denied that the soundtracks are top tier 🤟

[@StarringMaja]

I love the music in Twilight!

[@QueenBlazo2020]

Twilight is everything

[@OhSweetMuffin]

Did Zach ever get his billboard that Ethan promised to get him? Oh the Mayo days lol

[@niaearl7765]

He didn’t win the contest so they didn’t do it

[@acemyname]

@@niaearl7765 i think they were gonna do it if he lost

[@pebos1234567890]

@@niaearl7765 you are confused

[@monsterteendream]

They were fucking around

[@CultJL]

Remember when Ethan wanted to hire missrabella.. I think Ethan forgets what they mentioned on the show sometimes because they talk about so many things 😂

[@Ldnamiri]

AB trying to feed Lovebot a nug is everything 😂

[@Kakaiidesu]

I'm absolutely on Dan's side on the cat thing since I am a lover of everything including bugs and have almost a zoo in my house. It's not the animal that's the problem it's how you react and how you redirect their antics.

[@name-fv4du]

Also the thing about fur makes no sense, I've got a husky and I would take the hair from 10 cats over his literal mountain when he sheds

[@makkyroll_8157]

“That’s the Alaskan Bullworm” under appreciated comment made my Ian 😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@makkyroll_8157]

Made by*** Ian. About the McDonald’s pink “goOo”

[@milomoon3856]

I love that Ian popped in to defend cats.

[@JamieMarieD]

Zach's "5%" milk JR bit was SO underrated. I'm ded.

[@jesseneedscook1492]

Me: "it's been years since I've gotten the chance to enjoy h3h3 again" Reality: *three days have past*

[@leahted1604]

Lol

[@sm_plott]

AB feeding nugs to Lovebot was my favorite piece of this episode.

[@greybebo2446]

I would like to thank Zach for constantly killing it with the sound effects. Your comedic timing is flawless. That soundboard is an instrument and you play it well! Papa bless

[@crazylove355]

I love how Dan speaks his mind and doesn’t let Ethan change his opinion

[@lapomegranatemorra]

Their banter is truly the best

[@lixi920px]

same, the back and forth is so entertaining

[@fanalysis6734]

Time stamp

[@MorningMindfulness]

Dan is a good man

[@whyfoo88]

We love Dan

[@caspercat964]

DON'T DO THIS TO ME I CAN'T HANDLE THIS NONSENSE TODAY

[@cookiehustle]

it’s dan’s unhinged rant about how he’s not a hater 😭

[@annakeane2726]

Ian’s Alaskan Bullworm comment went criminally ignored. That shit broke me

[@blub3rry116]

ME TOOOO

[@kayleeb2310]

TIME STAMP?

[@AspireWu]

It was incredible haha

[@AspireWu]

@@kayleeb2310 found it! 1:00:25

[@pepps1943]

"I can milk Joe Rogan." needs to be a sound bite. Zach. Do your thing.

[@mackenzielee6796]

Time Stamp: 27:22 😁

[@getthegoods420]

I feel like h3h3 finally go why Rogan is popular on the internet this episode, its never been because he is a good interviewer because he isnt, his fans know this. its because he is literally the most unintentionally funny guy on the internet. He has been a meme gold mine for years and he's a national treasure

[@kevindube7096]

@@getthegoods420 that isn’t really why, but it definitely helped

[@ilz_y]

ngl as a cat lover I’m sick of the mentality that cats “think they’re better” or “have no companionship.” I’m sick of it bc there’s cats being declawed, thrown in shelters and killed because they don’t act the way humans think they should. Stop anthropomorphising animals. Cats show companionship and affection differently. They communicate through quality time, pheromones and subtle movements. Dogs, having been domesticated for longer, have learned to mimic human emotions. Just because cats don’t do the same doesn’t mean they don’t have emotions or affection. Also 99% of cat “attacks” are totally avoidable. Don’t go petting or picking up random cats. If a stranger touched you out of nowhere, then you’d probably get mad too. Cats need to know exactly who or what is touching them before they get comfortable. I love dogs too but far more people have been killed by dogs than by cats. It’s not the fault of the dog, of course, it’s the fault of whichever human provoked or trained the dog to act that way. Give cats the same level of understanding. Cats are not dogs. Cats are not people. They are cats. Treat them like cats and they will show you affection in their own way. One last slightly unrelated note: black cats are the least likely animal to get adopted from shelters because of dumb superstitions. If you can and are willing, adopt a black cat and give it the love it never received before. Rant over peace and love✌️

[@suzienothing9855]

I just commented a similar thing, there are so many misunderstandings about cats! Very well said, I hope many people read this. Cats might need longer to form a loving bond than a typical dog would, because cats need to know they are safe. They might be a little distant with new people or when they’ve just arried at your home, but this is not because they are arrogant or “think they’re better than humans”. It’s cause they need to be safe before they can relax, they need trust. And many people will be offended if they run away from them or don’t want to be pet or picked up and held, which does a cat wrong. The cat will come to you and you need patience, I think that’s where many cat haters fall short

[@JagoffCitizen]

I prefer cats because they're not sycophantic people-pleasers like dogs. Gaining a cat's trust is a far more rewarding. The only superstition I know about black cats is that they're lucky...

[@ginniemess]

Me and my boyfriend found some stray kittens near our appartement building. They were only a couple months old, the winter was coming and we were worried they won't survive. We managed to catch them and decided to foster the kittens until we find them new homes. One of them was taken by a family. We were so happy, they told us they live in a big house with a terrace and they seemed to be good people. One week passed, the dad called us and told they don't want this cat anymore, because "it's not friendly enough". It was a stray kitten and he needed time to get to know them, but I guess these people had no patience. We took him back and decided to keep both of the kittens ourselves. We already had a cat before that and ended up with three. Six years on we all live together and they are all amazing pets. They are family. Cats are amazing in general, I don't care what people say.

[@Lily-kh5jc]

Idk I can see where the cat hate comes from. I can see where you’re coming from, but every time I’ve been attacked by a cat, I have been far away trying to avoid it. I’m allergic to cats so I try to stay as far away as possible, yet my ex boyfriend’s cat would try to attack me almost every chance it saw me. My friend’s cat would try to run across the room to attack me when all I would do is sit. That same cat scratched my face while I was sleeping. I woke up to an allergic reaction and my face bleeding. It’s like they know I’m allergic and want to attack me more bc they know I want to avoid them. Idk. Even when I was a baby, like I couldn’t even walk and a cat scratched the entirety of my leg when I was in the crib sleeping. I’ve had pretty much only bad experiences with cats and all I’ve tried to do is ignore them. If people want a pet that cuddles and is a companion that is playful and doesn’t attack, then get a dog so that a cat doesn’t have to get killed or go back to a shelter. I don’t support animal abuse at all, I’m just simply not a cat person

[@ilz_y]

@@Lily-kh5jc no idea about the cat when you were a baby, but as for your ex boyfriend’s cat, it sounds like there was something setting the cat off mentally. Just like people, cats can get mentally ill and require treatment. If it had a bad home environment or previous trauma, it can cause deeper issues that lead to defensiveness. Totally not your fault of course, (nor your responsibility, your ex should have picked up on it and dealt with it) but not the cat’s fault either. I don’t know you or your experience, but from your comment it sounds like you’re reading into things too much. Cats are not coming after you because you’re trying to avoid them. They don’t know that you’re allergic. They frankly don’t care about you. They’re cats. Sometimes one bad experience can cloud your judgement upon every other experience and that’s fine. It’s not something you can control, but pls remember that it’s not the cats’ fault either. They’re just animals trying to survive on this big wet rock like the rest of us. Also cats can 100% be cuddly and affectionate. Cat cafes wouldn’t exist if they only ever attacked. Again, no obligation to love cats, just please don’t take it personally when a cat doesn’t love you. It’s never the cat’s fault.

[@royce6485]

I live for the wholesomeness of this podcast. These guys can scream bloody murder at each other over chicken nuggets but no one actually made fun of AB for liking Twilight. Way more people secretly like Twilight than they say. Those movies and books made a shit ton of money. And people liked shitting on anything that little girls liked.

[@beep6410]

I LOVE twilight. Can't help it.

[@omgurheadsgone]

Ayyyooooo you can’t be doing that Ethan!! Giving us a god damn heart attack. 😭

[@James-pf9mn]

@@AxxLAfriku tf u on about?

[@obrechenx]

@@AxxLAfriku ......huh

[@dangerousd1312]

bruh I thought he was retiring

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

@@James-pf9mn Avril Lavigne, my guy

[@name-fv4du]

can't believe I fell for the clickbate

[@juliajaeger8175]

I find it hard to believe that Love is single. He's such a handsome man!

[@Skinnieraman]

Love likes this

[@eeanii]

love is this you ;)

[@user-hh1dr6it8b]

With his constant puckered lips!

[@beetlejuice2694]

AB trying to feed lovebot a nugget at 53:42 made me laugh so hard

[@AdamPearceMedia]

The whole crew kills it, glad AB joined too.

[@JelloReilly]

Ethan: "all video game stories suck!" Also Ethan: refuses to read the story and skips cutscenes -_-

[@Oberkobold]

Yeah, and then he names like 10 games with great stories from the top of his head...

[@KreeZafi]

It honestly sounded more like he was just annoyed with the concept of having to read stories. Which I can somewhat understand, even though I think the story is a super important part of video games I can agree that it's annoying when they make you read a whole-ass novel (or even just listen to one if it's voice acted). The story needs to be nicely woven into the game, there shouldn't be excessively long cutscenes or narrative parts unless there is a very specific important purpose.

[@AtlisDe]

@@Oberkobold even some with great voice acting, like bioware for instance has always been consistent with great voice acting, even in the dragon age series. another older game with a great story, that i feel was early in the great voice acting department was the legacy of kain series, and of course metal gear .

[@Oberkobold]

@@AtlisDe Yeah, I feel like this "hot take" really stems from complete and utter lack of knowledge on the topic in the grand scheme of video games

[@lindigo_]

That’s like watching an entire show blindfolded and muted, or taking a book and reading the first word and last word in the book and saying “that was a bad story”.

[@InfernoOmni]

i can't believe you've done this

[@aidancoll919]

bonjour omni

[@ziryuri]

Lay it omni

[@eminasara1]

i read this in a british accent

[@rencion2885]

I just started watching your video and then this dropped lmao.

[@Kittieslovetacos]

Love ya omni

[@danarenee2931]

I can’t believe people were upset about H3 being on Twitch, I was cracking up laughing so hard watching the streams, having a twitch account is free? so I thought it was an amazing week of content, I’m excited to see what more there is to come! I also really enjoyed how much Love was contributing the the podcasts because he knows so much about twitch, this podcast is going number 1 babyyyyy, peace and love

[@dawnkeballs6437]

@@IamBrixTM that’s everyone’s twitch chat. it’s not really the platform to directly communicate easily. most big streamers have donos set up if people really want to be heard. h3s first year of youtube was a mess lol

[@ebn1499]

@@IamBrixTM my chat is fine and the streams were the best content they have made in while

[@dr.avalanche4994]

Yeah! I downloaded twitch and made an account JUST for H3TV and I loved it, it was well worth the time! I even caught myself checking twitch from time to time for another live stream 😅

[@auzzierise2704]

Not everyone wants to use twitch. People use youtube because watching videos shouldn't be a chore you have to keep up with.

[@FrogReign]

@@auzzierise2704 it's not really a chore, u don't have to enjoy the stream or watch it but like it's not hard.

[@amandah6537]

I was drinking my sparkling water when AB comes out with “pamphlets to change my religion” at the bottom of his trick or treat bag. I almost choked. I was not ready for that 😂😂😂😂

[@nottaslug]

Dan is A hater. But he isn’t THE hater.

[@keezykol870]

Dan is fuckin annoying he wants to be in Ethan's spot so bad lol

[@hyon2441]

@@keezykol870 lol what

[@vladimirbathory1125]

@@keezykol870 I already know the one like on your reply is from yourself.

[@dr.inkwell1070]

He's not a hater. He's a voice of reason.

[@aunnaa392]

AB feeding LoveBot nuggies was a beautiful moment that deserved more attention.

[@alexarias5717]

Time stamp?

[@MN-hc1hq]

@@alexarias5717 53:42

[@pawstothewall7610]

@@MN-hc1hq thank you!

[@deffjaytron]

With peace and love: Ethan's Tourettes have been noticeably better since Frenemies ended.

[@Jellyboner]

AGREED.

[@funimonki6635]

No shade but this is teue

[@ba6561]

@@funimonki6635 energetically aligned

[@samanthacarolinezaborowski9205]

Does Tourette’s get worse with stress?

[@ba6561]

@@samanthacarolinezaborowski9205 yes

[@baileyphipps4529]

fun fact, my mom ate a 5 lb bag of raw potatoes with salt when she was pregnant with me 🤣🤣 I guess it was one of her cravings, ever since i was a kid when we would cook dinner with potatoes she would cut some up separately for us and we would snack on the raw potatoes. i recently moved away and this reminded me of my mother 🥺❤️ so yes ab my family also eats raw potatoes

[@amandah6537]

I thoroughly enjoyed AB dropping Twilight facts & names while the crew was discussing. He really knows his stuff & it was cracking me up the way he would subtly interject details...you’re the guy in the foreground...ahh yes Carlisle 😂

[@-BMS-]

Timestamp?

[@amandah6537]

@@-BMS- 1:24:53

[@-BMS-]

Thanx

[@Alleellaa]

For what it's worth, I tried the TROLLER app and it was actually that bad. Opened the app to see a metophorical tumbleweed blowing across the screen where content was supposed to be. THEN I was like okay, besides the lack of relevant/entertaining/up-to-date content, let's try recording something. Opened the camera feature, hit record and the entire app froze in it's entirety. Tried once more after losing that video. Failed. Deleted the app. Moral of the story: it really is that bad.

[@rev000088]

I hope you left a rating to let them know your experience. That is only fair. I am not telling you to rate them 1 star, but be honest when you rate them. 🤣🤣

[@NatalovesLilly]

Was your thing flipped though?!

[@RingosRidotto]

As someone who has struggled with depression and anxiety, I got a bengal kitten the beginning this year and she has helped me so much! Bringing her home and putting her in my room for the first day she was attached to me and felt safe with me. Cats have to build a trust and connection with their owner. Personally my cat is very hyperactive because of the breed, but she is always wanting to my attention wanting to play. She sleeps at the head of my bed every night, has a routine in the day of when she eats, and when she plays/naps. She plays with her toys like a dog and fetches for them. She even likes to chase you around the house, and have you chase her!! She has been leash trained by me even and loves to play in the grass and look for bugs. She has been the biggest help to my mental health and has made my family so much happier with her huge personality. She is a riottt!! I wish people could get to understand and know cats better so they could see their amazing personalities. *Edit: I’ve trained my cat so I can trim her claws and she has a pelt fur so she doesn’t shed lmao.

[@ERoylance91]

Dan and AB head banging was a MOOD

[@Juliehernandez717]

“This could be me but I’m playing”- Dan LMAOO love Dan

[@saal0]

Dan true heartthrob

[@omgurheadsgone]

Facebook live bruv? Perfect my 62 years old mom can watch you guys then! All the boomers on Facebook will love it!

[@wesleyurena2217]

This would’ve been the day I stoped watching H3 for sure

[@dariantaylor6080]

@@wesleyurena2217 I feel like you’d just hate watch and blow the comments up lol

[@kathyj5316]

I love Facebook it is so much better than Twitter everyone on Twitter is so rude and mean Facebook even upload pictures you can write as much as you want to write and there's an edit feature I just hate Twitter I just can't get the hang of it

[@murphy1011]

@@kathyj5316 Facebook and Twitter both suck.

[@glipgloppapi9959]

@@murphy1011 existence is pain

[@michibet1877]

AB defending Edward its the funiest shit ive seen in a long time. The Cullens deff the strongest vimpires out there

[@Cristina-xb7xx]

No, it's the vampires from Underworld. SELENE 🥰 idk if that's how you spell her name

[@Sinecery]

Love should be a contender on H3H3’s bachelor 👏👏

[@emclovin6962]

The “Ryan Kavanaugh accused by ex partner of running a ponzi scheme” Podcast

[@user-fe6ku9du5c]

*Presented by Triller*

[@ferrisbueller9991]

ex lovers are not known for their unbiased statements, she probably didn't the Lamborghini in the color she asked for. But she's still probably right despite the booger green lambo. Who gets a girl a neon green ride? A classic Kavanaugh move.

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

This should be every single off the rails title. Lmao

[@emclovin6962]

@@ferrisbueller9991 pretty sure the ex partner is an ex business partner: Elon Spar. Not an ex lover lol unless this is some random copy pasta thing idk

[@corneliusspartacus1895]

ALLEGEDLY

[@sapphirelheart]

At first I felt relief to find out you weren't actually leaving KZbin, then I found out you don't like cats.

[@121UCLCha]

I’ve got to say, I love Love’s visual gags that are never spoken about. Shoutout to his family!

[@diane9812]

Ethan doesn’t know how cats communicate and blames the cats. Like what?

[@nancy3598]

I have a lot of mental health issues and I’m currently going through such a hard time in my life. This podcast really does cheer me up, thank you so much Ethan

[@Rick-jf5bd]

It's like I wrote this comment. 100% agree

[@siennad587]

❤️