WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2

Surgeon Simulator is finally BACK! And in this sequel time you can bring friends along to enhance the surgical experience!
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[@TonyTheTaco0830]

Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

[@camerondon3712]

I'd be a bit concerned.

[@NamesBondHavingStronk]

@@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

[@chaoticunknown7317]

The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

[@Kreptic]

Imagine imagining.

[@TheKyrix82]

...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

[@biguwubill]

I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@gripghoulshorts2503]

Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my KZbin channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

[@jackso3467]

Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

[@bruhbruh6886]

it really looks like it

[@ivymoore8482]

Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

[@rileyb1823]

Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

[@scoot-scoot51341]

Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

[@jdf3953]

Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine." *Flashbacks to I am bread*

[@TheHatManHimself]

*Flashbacks to Pogostuck*

[@knightguy4030]

Flashbacks to I am fish

[@squeakystool8910]

*Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*

[@PlanetmanKevin]

He said that as soon I started reading this. XD

[@alex_5830]

34:05

[@doggyspeak]

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.

[@wynnwilliams3701]

This is a very underrated comment and made me laugh so hard my dad asked me if I needed my inhaler

[@ScarletLunatic]

@@wynnwilliams3701 agreed

[@Firebolt7317]

"Erm, excuse me please stop playing free bird on my ribs I'm bleeding out." 🤓🤓🤓

[@Generic-usernam3]

No, imagine waking up in the middle of surgery and the doctor has his peepee in your mouth lol. That uh, that’s was a weird day for me…

[@TheRealChrisTDH]

I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

[@techi9818]

Mark: “LOOOOOOORE” Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

[@sharethevoid121]

I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal Forgive me

[@resmiunnikrishnan2462]

@@sharethevoid121 lol

[@sharethevoid121]

Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

[@bruh69133]

literally like arin hanson arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS we need a four horsemen of the lets players

[@lee9156]

Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

[@happycakes8469]

Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

[@munch8399]

You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

[@p4ul206]

No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

[@arianabowers6630]

Imagine having surgery and hearing something

[@jaysonhayes7732]

Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

[@kevinj12345]

As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

[@axowotlz]

Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

[@SilentReaperOFC]

Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

[@redeyedangel]

Terterial

[@bugbear2357]

Mark: **falls over when pressing a button** Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

[@themyofmy]

.pa edit: cowards

[@chalacedony]

You mean nam?

[@gabbibliss]

Pam*

[@chalacedony]

Pnamp

[@lowheadvarney158]

I didn't know Pam had sarcasm....

[@aishikmukherjee1623]

Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret" Bob: *It's free real estate*

[@rylenstuffsv2]

I love this so much

[@mistamidas8587]

Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

[@PinkyGreen_Tea]

😂😂😂😂

[@aisutistoto5771]

@@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

[@daltonlee5273]

Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

[@Marchpisces2004]

Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.” *pogostuck has entered the chat* *I Am Bread has entered the chat* *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

[@lizordperson1862]

*ben and ed have entered the chat*

[@isaacthelad496]

*GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

*Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

[@ellisvives8551]

*VANISH has entered the chat*

[@enbeast8350]

OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

[@Purps_Pans88]

Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out* The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

[@neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56]

Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!" Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

[@myworld2243]

Classic markiplier: HERB LORE mark now : lore

[@wolv0223]

What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

[@solarixstar]

Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

[@jubuttib]

@@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

[@eliasfarias842]

The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

[@Kingofthenerds51]

Mark: hates the character he's playing as Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

[@dannyflintstone7003]

Default Hero

[@pishposh3306]

Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

[@razeluxemeitzen1933]

"Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

[@dannyflintstone7003]

Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

[@captainrick4513]

With how much he hates character customization, it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

[@Death0451]

Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here? **Meanwhile** Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

[@SpaceCat7642]

I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do

[@thetannikat]

43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

[@michaeljacksheeheen]

Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets* Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

We don't want lore. We want LORE.

[@weldonwin]

This is just what they do. They don't so much play games as just fuck around in them

[@GambinoTheGoat]

Tyara Oliver wtf

[@kingsaskue3947]

Rf

[@kingsaskue3947]

@@michaeljacksheeheen tg

[@psychopanther578]

Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine." *pogostuck music starts to play*

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

Flash backs to Getting Over It

[@MrJuicebox21]

SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

Yes

[@luclasher1866]

Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

[@Sereomontis]

@@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

[@chumz80hd]

I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

[@markiplier68]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on..

[@NWMprodutions1638]

most surgeons: we need to save this man's life! Mark: dUcK

[@SpaceCat7642]

*Duckie*

[@dimaaa4059]

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs 1:01:55

[@salzaniclegend4129]

Ouch.

[@caipingcui7594]

...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

[@sharethevoid121]

That would be actually horrifying. One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open. Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

[@sharethevoid121]

Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet. So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

[@Angie-iv9fm]

You made me realize how long this video is

[@alaina5222]

Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear: “I’m trying to put the juice in!” “Well hurry up!” “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

[@tonediaster]

I would be terrified-

[@dellarae9288]

Also someone yelling secrets

[@monipow7020]

That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

[@JonathanMartinez-xp1xx]

Yes

[@red-pm1lg]

me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

[@anonyscott]

Imagine being the patient hearing: Wade: Remove the Stomach, Bob: Ok I removed it Wade: That was the large intestine

[@danielo6219]

10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

[@WRLDOfSad]

He will be forever missed:(

[@jen4965]

I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

[@YuriAi974]

Lmao, they were making memories

[@HalcyonSpirit141]

The Fruit Bowl , The Jello, and The Duck*

[@rogueb1137]

@@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

[@thatduck1900]

I did not consent to being in this video

[@Just-A-Nemo]

@@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

[@kodavaccaro1583]

Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

[@rogersoftboy8134]

dude the best joke the whole time

[@-rin2836]

Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

[@albinospino3089]

@@-rin2836 lol. true true

[@ramenveins9215]

Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

[@albinospino3089]

@@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

[@japbstudios]

53:45 The weird thing about Mark using the skull. Is that it actually works. Like, on hit, breaks. Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything. I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

[@mailmaniac317]

That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

[@brianmonticello5510]

Time>>??

[@mailmaniac317]

@@brianmonticello5510 but mostly the doot doot

[@brianmonticello5510]

@@mailmaniac317 Lmao

[@Fire_of756]

Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg. *Commence the PTSD*

[@gabryelsearcy6164]

😂🤣

[@mr_doomspire2813]

Fr tho

[@Scythian046]

"My name is Dr. Pamela-" Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

[@redddherring8585]

This is an amazing reference

[@justalittleturtle5600]

But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.

[@isaiah_w]

God like reference

[@nurinominaka4369]

Only veterans remember :')

[@ladybug-lover9970]

25:05 The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

[@HotwireGaming]

mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets bob: takes away mark's happyness

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !" Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

[@totallyoriginalusername1791]

Rip ducky ducky

[@nancyneyhart]

Rozark Dragon the ducks name is charles.

[@FistyMcBeefPunch]

I'm waiting for Lixian to edit in like a jealous tiny box Tim reference.

[@chip5892]

Which SCP has this duck been recorded as?

[@handsoffmysushi]

Ah, the elusive anomalous duck

[@heyitz_delaney3451]

Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.” Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

[@Mcporkroast]

It?

[@AEZAKM1]

@@Mcporkroast wdym “it”

[@nidhalsormali3051]

*"Hm do one more"*

[@marialena5660]

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

[@samfinkjensen]

44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

[@starwarsinfo5378]

No one: Not even doom guy: Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

[@interstellarkitten6487]

I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

[@loganngillespie]

yeah…

[@jellysquishfish4685]

Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

[@jinxlyn4327]

@@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

[@kayleigh8793]

@@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

[@emohufflepuff]

They shall achieve.... *t r a n s c e n d e n c e*

[@lucasblake4774]

For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

[@confederateghst4362]

Tiny Box Tim

[@KingDerpy13]

Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

[@_stoops]

Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

[@denisteele9895]

@@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

[@Jarjarvideos]

Companion Cube Effect

[@Emmad172]

Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22

[@edge8236]

Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣

[@owlxle4794]

When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"? I felt that.

[@loresoong6626]

Eyyyy

[@haydencottrell2802]

So did Matpat

[@swagmeister3000]

me playing genshin

[@Toadbup.]

hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

[@dionemartins0212]

Was that the surgery of 87?!

[@asparklebuttwithadashofdar2955]

Can you imagine if this was what every episode of Grey's Anatomy was like.

[@dropdeaddork23]

Secret doors make everything better.

[@messyalien5164]

It would be worth watching

[@idgaf6915]

The best fuckin show ever

[@Ms.Anonymous]

I'd actually watch

[@kenmakozume4700]

i would actually take time to watch it

[@chuttsh]

58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun

[@SullBhit]

"Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"

[@KeyEpic]

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

[@KomiMiko]

Ha

[@KomiMiko]

Kelsey Willhoite what famous

[@KeyEpic]

@Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

[@KeyEpic]

@Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

[@FordoTheKiller]

I'm as confused as Mark was

[@ameliaburke3631]

Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

[@NTF469]

I would question were they got the skull

[@ameliaburke3631]

​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

[@jaydenn3479]

Imagine waking up during surgery.

[@loki4807]

@@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

[@Killbayne]

or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

[@fireballflamingo8838]

Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.” Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

[@owenkegg5608]

"Where is the donor heart?" "On the floor, next to the bread"

[@aj_814]

mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

[@LonelyMarshtomp]

And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

[@sleepykitty8918]

Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

[@mxchamelodies]

666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

[@hadesrealm794]

Moh? Medal of honor?

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

@@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

[@stephanieborah4388]

Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

[@stephanieborah4388]

Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole Wade: okay!

[@mitspeithetc]

This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

[@PinaaaColaaa]

You should be quoted on that.

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

[@popcandysys]

1:02:00 this is the face of pure joy

[@Realm_Walker-1259]

Mark:”THE BIRD- Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD” Mark:”-IS FREEEE” Me:”oh”

[@junmarcbacani7827]

AOT Manga Readers be like:.......... WTF

[@urboi2045]

Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

[@lowheadvarney158]

Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment

[@kaitkat3034]

Legit

[@magsisdumb478]

I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

[@mohammedjameel7669]

That is pure mark

[@magsisdumb478]

@@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

40:40 Me anytime Mark comes out with a new KZbin series with his egos

[@Ace0fArts]

Cis couples when they pop a confetti canon and the confetti is blue: 27:55

[@theolrazzledazzle]

i had surgery last week and before i was knocked out, i heard “where are their x-rays? do we have them?” and i was like “YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE THEM”

[@CJ_da_DJ]

Haha I hope you recovered well 🙂

[@AnnaSmith-ib9ko]

I would have launched my body into the floor if I heard that.

[@glitchfaith0076]

And this is why I don’t trusts surgeons 💀💀

[@theolrazzledazzle]

@@AnnaSmith-ib9ko i was already out😭😭i did fling myself into the wheelchair after i came to, nearly fell on the floor

[@thedog6395]

@@theolrazzledazzle Oof

[@citriink]

I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

[@lucillechiklak5168]

i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

[@jacklovell5389]

Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

[@IKFKSwitch]

I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

[@sharethevoid121]

Mark when playing FNaF: Mark when playing this game: *L O R E ?* I wanted to say thanks for likes but that triggers people so I A P P R E C I A T E Y O U R V I R T U A L A P P R O V A L O F M Y C O M E D I C C O N T E N T

[@Mamorufumio]

hes been around matpat to long

[@myworld2243]

Ah but we mustn't forget the classic HERB LORE!

[@sharethevoid121]

itsmyworld yes indeed

[@Cubiclynx]

herblore level?

[@killianmoore3044]

WAS THAT THE HEART TRANPLANT OF 58?!?!

[@vetrfreyja4891]

Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-" Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

[@viennnnnna]

ah good, someone else got it xD

[@neckogecko5238]

jazz? ...yeahh...

[@naomicvengros4595]

What's the timestamp for that?

[@alexfernandez0504]

Naomi Cvengros 22:04

[@notactuallyacat.]

Just like mama used to make

[@ICUPcomedygold]

51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

[@vancesummers422]

"You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!" "3 bottoms? That's no fun!" 58:10 I'm crying 🤣🤣

[@rlharveson]

34:03 Mark: "I am bre-" *Has PTSD*

[@user-nh4sc2yl6e]

What did he even say?

[@kryptdreemurr8147]

@@user-nh4sc2yl6e "YA SEE ITS NOT SO EASY!"

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss. Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

[@eye2hakimiprogamer23]

Lol "Others"

[@Rachel98246]

Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

[@randomcrusader5632]

Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

[@neryn-2924]

Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

[@thatelephant]

13:18 How Bob throws that trunk in the air and how his character poses is just so elegant😝

[@_Blusheee]

I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking

[@kaf-smif]

mark: “there’s other people named bob out there” bob: “no there are not” my dad: *stops existing*

[@hydracobaron9013]

Did your dad go out to get milk when you heard this sentence?

[@kaf-smif]

@@hydracobaron9013 no he just simply faded into the void

[@notdoc149]

oof

[@severeconstipation.]

my grandpas name is bob

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

There goes my favorite uncle that’s still living

[@Breadful1]

Mark: "Alright there's no secret!" Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY wdymthere'snosecret?!

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

[@khamiwilliams6263]

@@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

[@cityskies1792]

Alien autopsy is from a shirt

[@MaxerV19]

@@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

@@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

[@wk8637]

12:00 when bob and wade join

[@wk8637]

Thanks past me

[@wk8637]

Thanks past me

[@everpolo29]

Bob and Wade: playing and healing Bob. Mark: *L O R E*

[@benji_949]

“Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

[@Drake_Blaze]

Right

[@terriblebadedits3814]

And in a prison

[@scintellamochi2721]

Indigo OH SHIT

[@willduderino6130]

Mark: "I have nothing against nurses" Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

[@guilhermehank4938]

I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

[@beanboy9029]

@@guilhermehank4938 no

[@thevioletskull8158]

Never forgive and forget.

[@4spades444]

would anyone considerchecking my channel??

[@jinari1509]

@@4spades444 no

[@sleepiartist240]

Oh my gosh, when Wade got stuck on the conveyor belt I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

[@peytonford-ling6653]

Mark is for when you want someone to hilariously blunder their way to victory, Bob is there to meticulously succeed and Wade is there to try hard their way to a defeat as the lovable underdog. Together, they make one functional human being

[@csheaenthusiast]

Markiplier: "Lore." Me: "FNAF does strange things to ya."

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

Ah, FNAF, a "lore" game with profound rigorous twists and deep intricate characters, truly a lore lovers cup of tea.

[@sharethevoid121]

Bleys McNutt not all stories are as readily apparent as one another. The fun of FNaF is in the secrecy.

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

@@sharethevoid121 Or lack of lore altogether.

[@kungolaf4499]

@@bleysmcnutt5500 The thing with FNAF is that back when there was only two games the story, timeline and events made perfect sense. When the third one came out, the story had a middle and beginning and an ending and the only major question mark was Springtrap's birthtime (I actually majorily disagreed with MatPat back in April of 2015 since I remember distincly knowing couple of facts that proved that his placement could not be true). Then after FNAF 4, nobody understood anything about anything and Sister Location and all of those just atarted adding pieces without the original being even complete (1-3). There were 24 puzzle pieces built and one laying on the table (1-3). Now there are 52 puzzle pieces built and 76 lying on the table (1-8). _We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close..._

[@dianaelise8693]

literally thought the same thing

[@loki4807]

the avatars expressions wade: surprised Bob: out raged Mark: very sad Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

[@_.Portablez._]

Viewers: Happy

[@loki4807]

@@_.Portablez._ nice

[@jessicovers69420]

@@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

[@thesirenaspen]

hotel: trivago sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

[@richardtingler3769]

@@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Mark: Lore focused. Wade: Cosmetic focused. Bob: Progression focused.

[@huguinpalmer200]

This was exactly a year ago, and i'm still waiting for them to play it again

[@astra1584]

That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03

[@jxderin]

honestly i couldn't disagree XD

[@willbe3043]

very subtle

[@astra1584]

Few ok politicians, but most of them are.... inexplicably dumb. XD

[@thebirdnerd]

“I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

[@im2fat2runn79]

I love how mark just gets attached to anything he comes across and instantly makes it his friend lmao

[@popcatcarl6662]

I love how the title is “WE’RE A DOCTOR!” Like all of them combined only amounts to one person’s worth of medical malpractice

[@jamsdrawss]

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?" [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

[@tnm8204]

haha

[@trololofaceten2593]

I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

[@TheRealItsoofer]

I think these bots want you to open their canal.

[@Mecal21]

Of course YOU did...

[@karmageddon9047]

t... time stamp?

[@sydmartinez6551]

is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

[@vancesummers422]

That part literally made me pause the video to laugh 🤣

[@oats8854]

timestamp?

[@SammyBoy2001]

@@oats8854 58:20

[@jaideimpaula]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 “u can’t have two on top u gotta have two bottoms”

[@Stereo6400]

Jumpscares in horror games don’t get me but 16:07 literally made me toss my tablet across the couch

[@g1itch561]

Game: "crack the ribs" Mark: "KAR EN TUK"

[@laughableInflection]

Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

[@maxman1602]

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

[@gwenculver1040]

Low key I’d watch it

[@peterdaxon8558]

Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

[@mindseternal1]

Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

[@alexfernandez0504]

@@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

[@skadaaskadeen]

@@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

[@GSS1Sirius]

24:59 the way Wade exits the room. 🤣

[@maikhanhnguyen5265]

mark screaming in agony after forgetting his ducky is the greatest loss ive ever seen in my entire life

[@kyuubicat5]

“I don’t think these men have ever been to medical school.”

[@thatpinhead7543]

Medical WHAT?

[@kyuubicat5]

Adrian lo eyyy

[@sugarbear4865]

Ethan Livingston bed school be like

[@lilyflare2]

When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

[@macncheesy0548]

Were u ok?

[@macncheesy0548]

@Pokémon Champions laughter* :)

[@andymiller1597]

@@macncheesy0548 they died unfortunately

[@Toadbup.]

me to

[@Toadbup.]

me to

[@rosieh9563]

I love how they are “juicing their patients up”

[@dylanhod55]

11:37 Mark slamming the cooler on the ground was HILARIOUS

[@AurieError9995]

"WE'RE A DOCTOR", yes, because you three's abillities amount to only one doctor, makes sense

[@deadlykitten3004]

that’s one crappy doctor

[@jayoctopus8832]

One guy pretending to be a doctor and who’s diploma is painted to the wall

[@AurieError9995]

@@deadlykitten3004 a transplant is a transplant

[@X-SPONGED]

Wait what does Wade add to the doctor fusion ?

[@pestylucas7406]

Error dood you’re right a heart transplant is a scalp transplant, your heartbeat would be a lot louder