WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2

[@jen4965]

I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

[@YuriAi974]

Lmao, they were making memories

[@HalcyonSpirit141]

The Fruit Bowl , The Jello, and The Duck*

[@rogueb1137]

@@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

[@thatduck1900]

I did not consent to being in this video

[@Just-A-Nemo]

@@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

[@jacquelynamcc]

Imagine waking up in surgery and hearing: "Where's the new heart?" - "on the floor next to the bread."

[@bluetube767]

Um thats not possible

[@c10v3r]

I would know i made the right choice

[@marksteel8813]

copied

[@MOH-ph3qm]

@@bluetube767 that's why it's a joke

[@mackenziemurphy8026]

Blue Tube actually it is

[@techi9818]

Mark: “LOOOOOOORE” Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

[@sharethevoix]

I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal Forgive me

[@resmiunnikrishnan2462]

@@sharethevoix lol

[@sharethevoix]

Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

[@bruh69133]

literally like arin hanson arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS we need a four horsemen of the lets players

[@lee9156]

Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

[@jdf3953]

Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine." *Flashbacks to I am bread*

[@HATVAULT]

*Flashbacks to Pogostuck*

[@knightguy4030]

Flashbacks to I am fish

[@squeakystool8910]

*Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*

[@PlanetmanKevin]

He said that as soon I started reading this. XD

[@alex_5830]

34:05

[@bugbear2357]

Mark: **falls over when pressing a button** Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

[@themyofmy]

.pa edit: cowards

[@chalacedony]

You mean nam?

[@gabbibliss]

Pam*

[@chalacedony]

Pnamp

[@lowheadvarney158]

I didn't know Pam had sarcasm....

[@michaeljacksheeheen]

Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets* Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

We don't want lore. We want LORE.

[@weldonwin]

This is just what they do. They don't so much play games as just fuck around in them

[@GambinoTheGoat]

Tyara Oliver wtf

[@kingsaskue3947]

Rf

[@kingsaskue3947]

@@michaeljacksheeheen tg

[@rileyb1823]

Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

[@scoot-scoot51341]

Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

[@TonyTheTaco0830]

Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

[@camerondon3712]

I'd be a bit concerned.

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

@@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

[@chaoticunknown7317]

The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

[@Kreptic]

Imagine imagining.

[@TheKyrix82]

...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

[@psychopanther578]

Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine." *pogostuck music starts to play*

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

Flash backs to Getting Over It

[@MrJuicebox21]

SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

Yes

[@luclasher1866]

Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

[@Sereomontis]

@@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

[@heyitz_delaney3451]

Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.” Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

[@Mcporkroast]

It?

[@AEZAKM1]

@@Mcporkroast wdym “it”

[@nidhalsormali3051]

*"Hm do one more"*

[@marialena5660]

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

[@axowotlz]

Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

[@neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56]

Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!" Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

[@myworld2243]

Classic markiplier: HERB LORE mark now : lore

[@wolv0223]

What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

[@solarixstar]

Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

[@jubuttib]

@@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

[@eliasfarias842]

The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

[@alaina5222]

Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear: “I’m trying to put the juice in!” “Well hurry up!” “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

[@brrobinn]

I would be terrified-

[@dellarae9288]

Also someone yelling secrets

[@monipow7020]

That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

[@JonathanMartinez-xp1xx]

Yes

[@red-pm1lg]

me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

[@Kingofthenerds51]

Mark: hates the character he's playing as Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

[@dannyflintstone7003]

Default Hero

[@pishposh3306]

Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

[@razeluxemeitzen1933]

"Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

[@dannyflintstone7003]

Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

[@captainrick4513]

With how much he hates character customization, it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

[@HunyBee-q6f]

Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out* The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

[@whitehom]

truly a masterpiece,,

[@biguwubill]

I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZbin channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZbinr.

[@gripghoulshorts2503]

Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my KZbin channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

[@EvanThGa]

Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

[@bruhbruh6886]

it really looks like it

[@ivymoore8482]

Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

[@dimaaa4059]

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs 1:01:55

[@caipingcui7594]

...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

[@sharethevoix]

That would be actually horrifying. One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open. Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

[@sharethevoix]

Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet. So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

[@Angie-iv9fm]

You made me realize how long this video is

[@sharethevoix]

@Student Richard Keck Oh. Sorry. I didn’t mean to be offensive. Just wanted to defend my point. I can be a bit quick to action sometimes. My apologies.

[@aj_814]

mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

[@LonelyMarshtomp]

And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

[@sleepykitty8918]

Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

[@Yuki.chan33]

666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

[@hadesrealm794]

Moh? Medal of honor?

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

@@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

[@TheRealChrisTDH]

I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

[@aishikmukherjee1623]

Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret" Bob: *It's free real estate*

[@rylenstuffsv2]

I love this so much

[@mistamidas8587]

Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

[@PinkyGreen_Tea]

😂😂😂😂

[@aisutistoto5771]

@@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

[@FreedomHawkActual]

Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !" Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

[@totallyoriginalusername1791]

Rip ducky ducky

[@nancyneyhart]

Rozark Dragon the ducks name is charles.

[@FistyMcBeefPunch]

I'm waiting for Lixian to edit in like a jealous tiny box Tim reference.

[@chip5892]

Which SCP has this duck been recorded as?

[@handsoffmysushi]

Ah, the elusive anomalous duck

[@ameliaburke3631]

Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

[@NTF469]

I would question were they got the skull

[@ameliaburke3631]

​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

[@jaydenn3479]

Imagine waking up during surgery.

[@loki4807]

@@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

[@Killbayne]

or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

[@crazayhounddog]

43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

[@interstellarkitten6487]

I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

[@loganngillespie]

yeah…

[@jellysquishfish4685]

Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

[@jinxlyn4327]

@@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

[@kayleigh8793]

@@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

[@emohufflepuff]

They shall achieve.... *t r a n s c e n d e n c e*

[@happycakes8469]

Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

[@munch8399]

You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

[@p4ul206]

No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

[@arianabowers6630]

Imagine having surgery and hearing something

[@jaysonhayes7732]

Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

[@kevinj12345]

As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

[@Fire_of756]

Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg. *Commence the PTSD*

[@gabryelsearcy6164]

😂🤣

[@mr_doomspire2813]

Fr tho

[@Marchpisces2004]

Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.” *pogostuck has entered the chat* *I Am Bread has entered the chat* *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

[@Gorfld]

*ben and ed have entered the chat*

[@isaacthelad496]

*GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

*Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

[@ellisvives]

*VANISH has entered the chat*

[@enbeast8350]

OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

[@kodavaccaro1583]

Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

[@rogersoftboy8134]

dude the best joke the whole time

[@-rin2836]

Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

[@albinospino3089]

@@-rin2836 lol. true true

[@ramenveins9215]

Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

[@albinospino3089]

@@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

[@KeyEpic]

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

[@Ryomiko]

Ha

[@Ryomiko]

Kelsey Willhoite what famous

[@KeyEpic]

@Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

[@KeyEpic]

@Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

[@FordoTheKiller]

I'm as confused as Mark was

[@owlxle4794]

When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"? I felt that.

[@loresoong6626]

Eyyyy

[@haydencottrell2802]

So did Matpat

[@swagmeister3000]

me playing genshin

[@Toadbup.]

hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

[@dionemartins0212]

Was that the surgery of 87?!

[@SilentReaperOFC]

Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

[@Chuckfrey05]

Terterial

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss. Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

[@eye2hakimiprogamer23]

Lol "Others"

[@Rachel98246]

Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

[@randomcrusader5632]

Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

[@neryn-2924]

Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

[@loki4807]

the avatars expressions wade: surprised Bob: out raged Mark: very sad Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

[@Mebrainsgone]

Viewers: Happy

[@loki4807]

@@Mebrainsgone nice

[@jessicovers69420]

@@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

[@thesirenaspen]

hotel: trivago sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

[@richardtingler3769]

@@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

[@laughwliz]

41:50 "Wow, he believed me." Absolute savage Mark got me cracking up 😂😂😂poor Wade

[@anonyscott]

Imagine being the patient hearing: Wade: Remove the Stomach, Bob: Ok I removed it Wade: That was the large intestine

[@benji_949]

“Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

[@Drake_Blaze]

Right

[@terriblebadedits3814]

And in a prison

[@scintellamochi2721]

Indigo OH SHIT

[@stephanieborah4388]

Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

[@stephanieborah4388]

Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole Wade: okay!

[@mitspeithetc]

This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

[@PinaaaColaaa]

You should be quoted on that.

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

[@Scythian046]

"My name is Dr. Pamela-" Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

[@redddherring8585]

This is an amazing reference

[@justalittleturtle5600]

But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.

[@isaiah_w]

God like reference

[@nurinominaka4369]

Only veterans remember :')

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

[@WRLDOfSad]

He will be forever missed:(

[@vetrfreyja4891]

Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-" Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

[@viennnnnna]

ah good, someone else got it xD

[@neckogecko5238]

jazz? ...yeahh...

[@naomicvengros4595]

What's the timestamp for that?

[@alexfernandez0504]

Naomi Cvengros 22:04

[@notactuallyacat.]

Just like mama used to make

[@astra1584]

That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03

[@jxderin]

honestly i couldn't disagree XD

[@willbe3043]

very subtle

[@astra1584]

Few ok politicians, but most of them are.... inexplicably dumb. XD

[@thegoose3139]

29:29 Bob: how's he doing Wade Wade:Great Bob:I mean how am I doing Wade:Great Markiplier:How are we doing Wade: Great *Excellent answers Wade*

[@NWMprodutions1638]

most surgeons: we need to save this man's life! Mark: dUcK

[@SpaceCat7642]

*Duckie*

[@kaf-smif]

mark: “there’s other people named bob out there” bob: “no there are not” my dad: *stops existing*

[@hydracobaron9013]

Did your dad go out to get milk when you heard this sentence?

[@kaf-smif]

@@hydracobaron9013 no he just simply faded into the void

[@notdoc149]

oof

[@greeneyedgirlyy]

my grandpas name is bob

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

There goes my favorite uncle that’s still living

[@sydmartinez6551]

is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

[@vancesummers422]

That part literally made me pause the video to laugh 🤣

[@oats8854]

timestamp?

[@SammyBoy2001]

@@oats8854 58:20

[@jaideimpaula]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 “u can’t have two on top u gotta have two bottoms”

[@urboi2045]

Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

[@lowheadvarney158]

Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment

[@kaitkat3034]

Legit

[@japbstudios]

53:45 The weird thing about Mark using the skull. Is that it actually works. Like, on hit, breaks. Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything. I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

[@citriink]

I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

[@lucillechiklak5168]

i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

[@rlharveson]

34:03 Mark: "I am bre-" *Has PTSD*

[@Valk_The_Viewer]

What did he even say?

[@ThunderBlunt139]

@@Valk_The_Viewer "YA SEE ITS NOT SO EASY!"

[@Breadful1]

Mark: "Alright there's no secret!" Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY wdymthere'snosecret?!

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

[@khamiwilliams6263]

@@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

[@cityskies1792]

Alien autopsy is from a shirt

[@MaxerV19]

@@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

@@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

[@chumz80hd]

I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

[@lucasblake4774]

For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

[@confederateghst4362]

Tiny Box Tim

[@KingDerpy13]

Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

[@_stoops]

Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

[@denisteele9895]

@@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

[@Jarjarvideos]

Companion Cube Effect

[@agurk]

mark: "lets play the actual game" bob: **starts hitting their ribs with a chair**

[@mtrr07]

everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone," but like imagine waking up during surgery in general

[@brishanmorgan3791]

My dad has ✨done that✨

[@feveredmilk1464]

Yeah it happens

[@maeserr]

my absolute worst fear!

[@hunterglaspell5580]

I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

[@mtrr07]

@@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

[@ladybug-lover9970]

25:05 The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

[@Rainbowkitten0]

That was so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@thebirdnerd]

“I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

[@deeformed2475]

Mark: Dislocates arm and removes spine to hit a button Computer: *Excellent* *button* *pressing* ...YoU’rE a NaTuRaL

[@kmcullen10]

Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.” Bob: continues to smack the patient with their own leg

[@skycook2812]

Mark by himself: actually gets things done right in an orderly manner Mark with others: lmao *chop chop*

[@Kreptic]

Are you sure about that?

[@shansheep8292]

Bro I feel that

[@ICUPcomedygold]

51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

[@finnburacchio9471]

The I Am Bread on the eye chart....the multiple random peices of bread hidden...it can only mean one thingggg LOREEEEE!!!!!

[@lilyflare2]

When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

[@macncheesy0548]

Were u ok?

[@macncheesy0548]

@Pokémon Champions laughter* :)

[@andymiller1597]

@@macncheesy0548 they died unfortunately

[@Toadbup.]

me to

[@Toadbup.]

me to

[@DanielTheAmbassador]

"It's gonna be okay Mark.." The guy: "My name isn't Mark?" Markiplier: "I know I was talking to myself.."

[@samfinkjensen]

44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

[@madditate5244]

mark: *ignoring everyone and searches through cupboards* mark: *finds his xylophone stick looking thing* there it is mark: *continues playing like nothing happened*

[@lime_8547]

I love this comment so much it brings me so much serotonin

[@flyguy3440]

love it

[@MH-hh6uz]

I think it was called a mallet!

[@r.i.p.plegaming2327]

I made this comment achieve 1000 and exactly 1 0 0 0 likes and I just mentioned it for nothing but giggle and shits

[@P3ko_Pekoyama]

​@@MH-hh6uzit is!!

[@ChloeKatiePuppy]

I love how Mark says stuff "This is a tuhturial" "Go into the rum"

[@Joyful_StaR]

He also says crowbar like, Crober Which is adorable

[@evelynjenkins4456]

**flashbacks to blunderboos**

[@z3v3n45]

he has a speech impediment-

[@ChloeKatiePuppy]

@@z3v3n45 alright?

[@Joyful_StaR]

@@z3v3n45 um I don't think he does, that's just how he grew saying them, because his mom isn't perfect at english.

[@nxa-yezwikhumalo8917]

*takes duck * Mark: this is my friend now Tiny box Tim: *sad box noises*

[@Pancakeli]

Friendship with Tiny Box Tim ended, Rubber Duck is new best friend

[@heathslayer6281]

Dont forget Forest Burns

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

Anyone else remember mar mar Matilda?

[@kittipotatoart3420]

@@heathslayer6281 he's dead at the bottom of a ravine. Remember? Mark had to move on u-u

[@starwarsinfo5378]

No one: Not even doom guy: Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

[@TroublingZeal]

Mark: “that cannot be me. That’s not me.” Character customization: *is available* Bob and Wade: “take your time we know character customization is important to you m.” Mark, who was considering changing: Well now I am NOT DOING IT

[@timelordoftherings2222]

Bob: "Are you in the Lore Door?" Me: Huh, Tolkien never wrote about that place.

[@sealogic4552]

It’s in the extended edition of the Silmarillion

[@itsfrickinjax]

Mark: I thought that was his brain. Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician. Me: omfg

[@mrifat13]

Whoa, straight fact...

[@hellothere4018]

Aha I heard that too haha 😂

[@TheDiloEmpire]

* insert joke about how bad a political party is *

[@yeetus123]

He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

[@addy5300]

@@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

[@BARREL999]

mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets bob: takes away mark's happyness

[@liap7815]

I really appreciate Wade warning us who have epilepsy, this really relieves me because nobody ever warns me when they do gameplays and then I get freaked out

[@FloweryCaptain]

Seriously. That flash warning was 100% warranted. Barely made it past 16:00 before having to put my phone down.

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

idk who you watch but everyone i know of addresses epileptic-sensitive shit

[@jamsdrawss]

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?" [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

[@tnm8204]

haha

[@trololofaceten2593]

I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

[@TheRealItsoofer]

I think these bots want you to open their canal.

[@Mecal21]

Of course YOU did...

[@karmageddon9047]

t... time stamp?

[@WholeWheetBread]

"I don't know why I wanted to being the mallet." Well to play the ribcage like a xylophone, obviously.

[@sentrydraws25]

...xylobone

[@LittleBigSmoak_]

I think he watches Cyanide and Happiness.

[@otteraffs58]

@@LittleBigSmoak_ yes

[@litsaja8426]

Like playing a KNIFE on an open RIBCAGE

[@mailmaniac317]

That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

[@brianmonticello5510]

Time>>??

[@mailmaniac317]

@@brianmonticello5510 but mostly the doot doot

[@brianmonticello5510]

@@mailmaniac317 Lmao

[@PhineasFerb001]

@@brianmonticello55101:01:55 🙏 ik I’m two years late be grateful

[@mlux2406]

Love how they’re A doctor. Like, they know that all three of them TOGETHER is ONE doctor.

[@crest3979]

"anything that's not hand simulator is fine" Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*

[@step2814]

iv havethe golden pot in GOI

[@bradmudbutton6180]

I have never seen anyone try that hard to become a werewolf

[@lunar_memories9981]

@brad mudbutton - Lmao 😂

[@potatotomato7025]

I thought that was in pogostuck

[@peanutbuttercookies84]

And breaking his controller playing I am Bread

[@laughableInflection]

Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

[@claycountydays]

Sick timestamps B) 00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade 00:27 *kwapow* 01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark 01:21 "bob." -Mark 02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark 04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark 05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark 05:57 ...the bloodlust 07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark 07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark 09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark 10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark 10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark 12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob 12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob 13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob 14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark 17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark 18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark 22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark 24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob 24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob 27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark 28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob 29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark 30:30 "give..." -Bob 31:14 *flash* 33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade 34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark 39:08 "loree.." -Mark 40:01 "No bob found" -Bob 43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob 44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark 45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob 46:51 wade slander *intensifies* 47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade 47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade 48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob 50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark 51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob 51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade 52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade 52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob 53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark 53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob 54:55 *"uhhh..."* 55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade 56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark 58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob 59:35 "nice rod" -Mark 01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark 01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark 01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

[@The1ReviewBoard]

What’s the time stamp for the Shut Up Nurse part?

[@claycountydays]

@@The1ReviewBoard got it

[@thekeeperofsecrets9680]

"Remember, when you rip off an appendage, Bob will bleed out very quickly." "... So why am I ripping off his legs?" Favorite quote so far

[@KiraAsakura14]

Mark: **Sees Duck** Mark: **Violent Convulsions and Mallet PTSD**

[@SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm]

Oh my god, the part where Wade was stuck on the conveyor belt was the funniest shit I've seen in ages

[@gingeh1]

SeRgEaNt RaNdOm I wish they just kept him there

[@remizu2901]

Not mine I burst out laughing when he slapped him with a axe

[@fireballflamingo8838]

Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.” Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

[@STARTgaming100]

Mark: "I thought that was his brain" Wade: "he doesn't need that either" Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

[@carbr0z305]

🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e

[@imnottoxicsushi7497]

Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite

[@chad7009]

@@DisturbedOrbit let him be

[@egg_buttt3675]

Qell he's not wrong😂😂

[@bumbum5190]

@@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"

[@aviationmanc1729]

Being pulled away from surgery* Nurse: “ Does he need this lung?”

[@conmur04]

The guys: “pound through the door shouting” Bob: “I’ve been expecting you”

[@Realm_Walker-1259]

Mark:”THE BIRD- Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD” Mark:”-IS FREEEE” Me:”oh”

[@junmarcbacani7827]

AOT Manga Readers be like:.......... WTF

[@sneakie_kat]

"Build a Better Bob" Bob: I find this o f f s e n s i v e-

[@LukeSkywalker01]

Build a Bob Workshop

[@KenTJY]

I've watched the full "3 peens in a pod Podcast" for this one, but my oh my, having Lixian to edit out one entire hour is purely insane work, even if most are not edited... You have to give credits to Lixian.

[@kellalizard]

I literally had no idea this even existed. I'm devastated I missed out on all this goodness. I love a Mark/Wade/Bob video. I don't do discord or twitch, is that why I've missed these streams?

[@mrlitbottoms6968]

@@kellalizard yeah 3 peens is on twitch

[@Olivia-xw4cj]

It was more like half an hour, but agreed! The podcast is great and also Lixian is the best

[@kellalizard]

@@mrlitbottoms6968 Thanks :) How does Mark have ANY time between all these projects? Haha

[@JaneDoeValentine]

Kellalizard I think he just live-streams his games and then that’ll be his new upload for the day. Not all of them obviously, but the ones with Wade and Bobs are usually edited streams now

[@leahsutherland1664]

Mark: *calm* shut up, nurse Bob and Wade: *unease* Mark: *calm* high fives all around Me: *unease*

[@ted4049]

RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Please don’t because that could have been a young child. People like you is what’s wrong with humanity

[@ronmathewjoe]

@@ted4049 Did they actually delete their comment? Are they actually human? Do they actually have a conscience?

[@tobrayatlas4210]

@@ronmathewjoe youtube may have removed it for violating tos

[@ronmathewjoe]

@@tobrayatlas4210 yeah I just realized that now

[@Emmad172]

Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22

[@willduderino6130]

Mark: "I have nothing against nurses" Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

[@guilhermehank4938]

I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

[@beanboy9029]

@@guilhermehank4938 no

[@thevioletskull8158]

Never forgive and forget.

[@4spades444]

would anyone considerchecking my channel??

[@jinari1509]

@@4spades444 no

[@alexthetiger7806]

Mark: "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor" Me and probably everyone else: He said the thing!!

[@sugarbear4865]

What’s the reference?

[@RJ_Productions316]

@@sugarbear4865 its an old reference to Mark's playthrough of the first Surgeon Simulator

[@sugarbear4865]

Sketchman911 Ahh, thx

[@hanezutchins2786]

"Shut up nurse! I know what's best!!"

[@maxman1602]

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

[@gwenculver1040]

Low key I’d watch it

[@peterdaxon8558]

Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

[@mindseternal1]

Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

[@alexfernandez0504]

@@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

[@skadaaskadeen]

@@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

[@IKFKSwitch]

I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

[@csheaenthusiast]

Markiplier: "Lore." Me: "FNAF does strange things to ya."

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

Ah, FNAF, a "lore" game with profound rigorous twists and deep intricate characters, truly a lore lovers cup of tea.

[@sharethevoix]

Bleys McNutt not all stories are as readily apparent as one another. The fun of FNaF is in the secrecy.

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

@@sharethevoix Or lack of lore altogether.

[@kungolaf4499]

@@bleysmcnutt5500 The thing with FNAF is that back when there was only two games the story, timeline and events made perfect sense. When the third one came out, the story had a middle and beginning and an ending and the only major question mark was Springtrap's birthtime (I actually majorily disagreed with MatPat back in April of 2015 since I remember distincly knowing couple of facts that proved that his placement could not be true). Then after FNAF 4, nobody understood anything about anything and Sister Location and all of those just atarted adding pieces without the original being even complete (1-3). There were 24 puzzle pieces built and one laying on the table (1-3). Now there are 52 puzzle pieces built and 76 lying on the table (1-8). _We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close..._

[@dianaelise8693]

literally thought the same thing

[@ryanarnason2398]

Mark whispering "Lore" has the same energy as *Pipe Club!*

[@lemon_squeezed]

I literally JUST got done watching that too LMAOOO

[@axelvids893]

“Excuse me, SURGEON coming through.” Wildly flailing a severed leg around

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

Imagine how stupid that would be if that happened for real.. id definetely die laughing. What the fuck is wrong with me

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 everything possible.

[@follower4317]

@@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 when your on the table tho

[@jacklovell5389]

Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.