The Acolyte Girl bossed too close to the sun & got canceled

[@dieselpatches]

Always love it when the “this show isn’t for you” crowd gets upset when the show receives low ratings.

[@FH4Player6397]

Yo Daddy Diesel!

[@Stellar_82]

As a woke liberal, who tf are morden shows even aimed at? 😭

[@ericpode6095]

​@@Stellar_82good question, I don't even think the people making them know.

[@bigboybastard7162]

​@@Stellar_82 their ego.

[@BleachDemon707]

SILENCE CHECKMARK 🙄

[@papapesky]

"This isn't made for you!" **nobody watches** "Why isn't anyone watching?"

[@sixgunsuperman]

I'd be much more inclined to watch a show that wasn't made specifically for me if they hadn't spent the last decade making movies/ shows that weren't made for me.

[@done9137]

The snake who eats its own tail

[@Technoanima]

You mean women didn't watch the lesbian witches in space series!? Shocked!!!

[@chickenbacon5197]

They live in an entirely different world, they think they're owed fame and success like it's something that can be given instead of earned; the same way they were given control over their shows.

[@MarvinPowell1]

You're supposed to not ask questions, consume product, then get excited for next product. Doesn't matter if you like it or not; just shut up, take your propaganda like a good boy, don't say a word unless it's praise to us, and if you're lucky, you won't get called a bigot. That's how these people think, and they're far beyond just being out-of-touch with reality. Their mind is in a galaxy far, far away...

[@Vynne96-jg7er]

"This show isn't for you" - Targets an absurdly small audience - Doesn't get enough watch time, gets cancelled "This is the fault of the non-targeted audience" Clowns putting on makeup meme

[@Falconlibrary]

It's like being blamed for someone's divorce when you don't even know the couple.

[@brianabalos4878]

Yeah, this show was made for them. Sadly though, they weren't enough of them to justify the continuation lol. Surely, companies will wake up now right? There aren't enough of them to cater to. Right? Right?

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

"Non traditional fans"... aka not the base audience

[@voidwalker7774]

@@Falconlibrary See exactly this attidude is the problem. You should have get involved in the divorce of the people you do not know and save the marriage. Because if you do not save people from themself, you are the villian. Makes perfect sense.

[@TheDumbStupid]

it’s ur fault for not liking the show that we made terribly

[@homeostvsis]

The Failure of One The Failure of Two The Failure of Diiisney

[@CMCAdvanced]

Makes me want to lobby against women's rights, this does

[@ab-gail]

This is the only version of this joke I’ve seen that’s funny 😂

[@CookieManCookies]

Anyone else remember when bob iger said they where gunna "tone done" the "message"? Pepper ridge farm remembers. Too bad they did the opposite.. lol

[@icepicjoey]

DEIsney

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ObiMikenobi]

The ‘Homer Car’ comparison is so on point, sums this series up perfectly.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

I know plenty of Star Wars fans, not being one myself, who gave the show a chance & it wasn't even the canon breaking stuff they disliked. It was the way characters would change motivations & the story meandered without any kind of tight direction. That turned most of them off long before the plot points began to bother them. As a woman myself, I'm so tired of other women shrieking about misogyny when criticized for poor performance or presentation. It's such a weak way to defend your incompetence or lack of capabilities by using your vaginal pass like that. There's that old quote about how Ginger Rogers had to do all the same steps as Astaire but backwards & in heels; yes becuase she had skills & talent. She didn't just say that she's a good dancer because she's a woman.

[@YEEESSSman]

We're sure you do the same. Stop baiting likes. We don't need to know you're a female.

[@SkyPoppp]

"This isn't for you!!" "It failed because of you!!!" You can't win with these people.

[@NameIsDoc]

They want their shows shoved down our throats and hopefully us being turned to their point of view. They view us not being mindless "loyal" fans that eat their slop as a betrayal But in the words of one of the best written characters in starwars, "to believe in an ideal is to be willing to betray it." We can make peace with the end of the franchise if it will preserve the soul of it.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

They're like children who put on a temper tantrum when things don't go their way. They think they can force people to consoooooooome their slob.

[@Dessian1st]

That's because you can never win with forever-losers. The only mercy you can grant them is ignoring them.

[@guilhermehank4938]

You cant win with women and men raised by women

[@mgshock]

They never take accountability for anything.

[@b-zoneonroku2020]

Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant used a casting couch to cast her vanity project. 100% on brand.

[@stormweaver2535]

She learned from the best in the business.

[@chrishenderson666]

At least Harvey went after grown ass women. Just saying. Funny how our last presidential candidates were, huh?

[@CobraDBlade]

"Only half of the people claiming Acolyte sucks have actually watched it" And none of the people claiming it's awesome have watched it.

[@AdrianGrave]

lol I bet it's way less than half... and that's a good thing, they don't get rage views.

[@bobdanley2438]

@@CobraDBlade Doesn't matter what they say, they took a bath on that and lost a lot of money. And they know it.

[@flyingwambulance]

It's not the incels cancelling the show, it's the other side who didn't even watch their garbage show lmao. They cancelled the show themselves.

[@bobdanley2438]

@@CobraDBlade You don't have to eat dirt to know you don't like.

[@woopimagpie]

Or paid for it. Lol. It was pretty big on the torrent sites for the first half. Those numbers fell off pretty sharpish though.

[@baska-]

At least they were able to laundry 180 million, good for they/them!

[@MasterShingo]

2:26 That Homer Simpson reference where he was designing a car no one wanted is so spot on with Lezbe Headlamp creating a show no one wanted... to watch! 😂

[@emberfist8347]

@@MasterShingo Not really even Homer had a few good inputs. The car had extra large cup-holders in a time before such things were standard.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I always think of the Lisa Lionheart episode whenever WorldClassBullshitters shows the Admiral Holdo figures gathering dust on the shelves of Ollie’s.

[@SecretMagician]

Nah, at least Lisa's dolls had a good ​message and someone backing it up. This was simply created for brownie points and had no real earnestness aside from virtue signaling. @DeflatingAtheism

[@jojipoji2322]

1:05 "Anakin blowing up the death star"... This should tell you everything you need to know about these freaks...

[@jaded5957]

It was such a great line, he used it twice.

[@fullweezy3553]

I know right when he said I dropped my head thinking he don't know anything about this franchise but gets paid by it

[@chriswihulu]

​@@jaded5957 please, tell me it happened in the same conversation, cause I refuse to think anyone could say that, and not have at least 1 person come up and tell them how wrong they are...

[@DainRiffgin89]

The most insufferable part of that statement is he is using it as justification for his previous brain dead statement that his favorite thing about Star Wars is that there is no good and evil, and then tried to do a false equivalency between Vader being evil and what Luke did. It’s beyond moronic.

[@freshskittles92]

all the people defending him "it was a mistake, he just confused luke and anakin for a second" like how is that even a defense lmao

[@Darkmesna1]

THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SORRY FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S ASSISTANT. Hard Pass

[@theTrueLinkC]

10:39 "....a diverse cast of character that we never seing before "..... in a franchise with DAMN ALIENS!!!

[@verdigrisrookie9309]

These types never count non-humans when talking about how "diverse" a product of entertainment is. How very xenophobic of them.

[@Samagachi]

“Diverse” just means more black people

[@whoisyouranime]

OLD SW FANS: "Hayden's acting is wooden." AMANDLA STENBERG: "Hold my beer."

[@Frostaltered]

In Hayden’s defense, Anakin was purposefully written to be awkward and kind of stilted. But I do agree he couldve done better. But all of his roles prior to Star Wars were minor roles in stuff like Goosebumps. I know essentially nothing about The Acolyte but I know they weren’t trying to purposely write a character who was awkward and unsure of themselves. The writing and actor equally sucked

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

As least wood has practicality to it. She’s like dust clumps

[@Falconlibrary]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if $180 million dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

[@sebulbathx]

Disney buying Star Wars totally feels like when the Emperor worked behind the scenes and then to reveal himself. I mean at the beginning it seemed to be a good thing and Disney told the fans everything would be great and they would take care of the franchise and legacy. Everyone was happy and not knowing the true identity and agenda. Now we know. Sadly a little too late.

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

As if billions of pennies were thrown into the void.

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

Feels more like it's being laundered. Or it's just a bunch of insiders giving their buddies huge paydays without caring how badly it performs.

[@Mr_Bloodruth]

Lmfao! I love it.

[@AB0BA_69]

@@sebulbathxi knew Disney would be bad the moment they killed the extended universe. The absolute HUBRIS of those fuggers 😂

[@TheWarmachine375]

With Acolyte show cancelled, Darth Plagueis is forever stuck standing behind the cave's walls for eternity.

[@5505daniel]

Siths in my walls

[@jojipoji2322]

LMFAO

[@jojipoji2322]

@@5505danielHahahahaha Gives me conniptions...

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

New tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise just dropped

[@jbarlak]

And talked about Palpatine to anakin

[@robertbeisert3315]

All these women conveniently forget that Hedland was Weinstein's supplier

[@jacquelineking5783]

We should only call her Harvey's former assistant like Chenk's nephew is only called Chenk's nephew.

[@thephoenixcycle8854]

Nobody cares about women except real men.

[@randomninja]

Pretty sure this show was just a payout for her loyalty to Hollywood perverts.

[@seinfan9]

You can get away with murdoch and grape as long as you push the message. Roman Polanski, the Clintons, Joe Scarborough to name a few examples.

[@MarvinPowell1]

We should give Alison Mack and Ghislaine Maxwelll their own Disney+ show, too. To, you know, break the glass ceiling, and yadda-yadda, something about patriarchy.

[@SleightlyPersonal]

Acolyte probably fits the “flew too close to the ocean” part of the Icarus story. They absolutely failed to girl-boss. 1. Jehki is now swiss cheese 2. Trinity couldn’t Matrix dodge a knife 3. Green Machine is an incompetent bureaucrat 4. Mae couldn’t manage to assassinate a coma patient 5. Dozens of witches (MANY, if you will) had a collective stroke, and 6. Woman King Aniseya caught lung cancer for smoking too much Oh, and Stenberg couldn’t act if her life depended on it.

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

She could act like the Season 2 paycheck was going to come in regardless 😂

[@faketohma]

How people go about making their female characters look as awful as possible when their sole objective was to promote them is baffling.

[@urbanpluvio]

"The fail of ONE" "The fail of TWO" "The fail of MAAAANYYYY"

[@FrankS111]

I’m shocked this was cancelled with Amandla Steinberg’s wide range of acting: Anger 😐 Happiness 😐 Frustration 😐 Surprise 😐 Excitement 😐 Confusion 😐

[@Niterayde]

It was literally one big ass money laundering scheme for the tards involved.

[@brockdavid]

That’s Hamburgla to the likes of us plebs, she don’t have time for that discourse

[@richardsanchez5444]

She's the equivalent of that chick from twilight.

[@SaltyCracker402]

Just like Brie Tardson. They both act like plank from ed edd and eddy

[@paranoyd70]

You forgot Sadness 😐

[@skylx0812]

The Korean still learning English said Headland was a great writer. ...just wait till he finishes learning English.

[@howlingbreeze7078]

yeah I couldn't understand anything he said, anyone else notice how bad the name was Sol vs Seoul kinda on the noise

[@guilhermehank4938]

He just broke into the international market, he needs to kiss some asses if he wants to maintain the momentum

[@duffthimblespork]

​@guilhermehank4938 Not sure he does. Seoullywood is rising while Hollywood is dying.

[@dlewis9760]

@@howlingbreeze7078 Yeah I did. No KZbinr picked up on it. He was born in Seoul. Too bad they didn't pick an actor born in Phuket Thailand.

[@dark7element]

He was pretty much the only decent actor involved int he project. Well, Manny Jacinto is decent.

[@Eiji475]

"If you don't like it, don't watch it." Acolyte cancelled because of low viewership. "Why would the toxic fans do this?!"

[@bellowphone]

The storm trooper crashing ass over teakettle down the stairs, says it all. Thank you for the great laugh, which I sorely needed.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

The stormtrooper rolling down the stairs? This is an alltime youtube classic lol the poor guy

[@fernandocaballero9830]

''Anakin blowing up the Death Star?'' Huh? Did he even watch Star Wars?

[@Frostaltered]

Im not even a big star wars fan and even I know that. Hell, even people who havent even seen the film know it. It’s such a landmark moment in American cinema that it’s engrained in people’s minds. Just like how everyone knows Vader is Luke’s father. It’s basic knowledge at this point

[@jeffsinfinitygaminglounge2099]

Yeah he blew up a command ship which looked just like a fookin Death Star.

[@jooei2810]

That woman enabled Weinstein.

[@addictedandnothavingfun]

All the hopeful young women she fed to that guy...

[@MushieNino]

@@addictedandnothavingfun Her and Oprah.

[@ThePsychoAnon]

She didn’t just enable him. She actively worked with him.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

More people watched Nerdrotic habitually identifying Hudlund as Weinstein’s personal assistant than ever watched The Acolyte.

[@billysipe5040]

She certainly couldn't feed herself to him 🤣

[@MLedZeppelinZoSoA]

She brought the ladies to Weinstein and then got a show from it.

[@Falconlibrary]

Rumor has it that Les partook in the festivities herself. One look at her and you know it's true.

[@krajicsek13]

If you want to get your own show you just have to bring some girls to Epstein Island

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

If she was a man she’d be thrown out and in the same Jail as Harv.

[@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090]

@@FalconlibraryShe does have the smile of someone who got out of trouble for doing something awful!

[@MarvinPowell1]

@@Falconlibrary Headland looks like someone who smells bad. I'd bet money someone with a face like _that_ definitely got high on their own supply.

[@Mackifold]

I guess the executives realised that the money laundering was too obvious.

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

180 million for a 30 million show.. you might just get away with it; two seasons of 100+ million disappearing is really pushing it. Safer to just take the money and run.

[@comentariopolitico1014]

This HAS to be a money laundering scheme for the ones involved! This is "Springtime for H1tler" from The Producers! There are millions of dollars stashed in Swiss banks!

[@thickoc4539]

​@@nuclearmedicineman6270 lol someone took that money and ran

[@mikeymy3042]

Can you imagine the outcry had Harvey's PA been a male, had known what his boss was up to all the years working for him, to then be given a free pass in Hollywood.

[@Cris-dm1nt]

The clone wars animated series on cartoon network was so good looking back, we were spoiled. The clone that didn't make the cut but still fought with the others at the battle of Kamino, still shed a tear thinking about that.

[@thenathanimal2909]

I can't get over the whole "No black father's even in a galaxy far, far, away" move they pulled

[@juanmarcano8700]

Asians can't even catch a break in fantasy, black chick killed the Asian dude too.

[@oteris2924]

Disney has an issue doing accidental racism. Remember how they beat Namor the super powered Mexican? They literally dried his back. Remember that Wakanda is a super advanced nations, but they fight with spears and shield...and some of them even ook when angry.

[@jeffmorin5867]

Rofl!

[@shanekhan6492]

The bald black guy was the dad

[@noway6633]

Unironically hilarious

[@TheWarmachine375]

Leslie Headland: "Prepare for trouble!" Amandla Stenberg: "And make it double!" Kathleen Kennedy: "Bankruptcy, that's right!"

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Don't let inexperienced, delusional leftists waste your money.

[@stinkfinga4918]

Disney isn't going bankrupt lol the acolyte cost them the amount of a cheeseburger comparatively

[@gunsharck]

Sadly this just isn’t true. The new and fake Star Wars fans will keep them afloat. I’m Lucas era and don’t have have a single Disney Star Wars product

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

​@gunsharck if there were that many new and fake fans, the shows wouldn't crumble so often

[@smallcd]

The trouble of manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@TheDudeAbides180]

The Acolyte's cancellation freak outs would be a better show than the actual show

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

It's frightening how many people can't cope with reality.

[@RocafellaPlaza]

It was definitely bc INCELS didn't like two people OF COLOR holding hands *We're Not Going To Forget That*

[@Falconlibrary]

Pitch for new reality show: Interviewing woke cultists whenever a show they ruined gets cancelled. Disney will finally make money.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

​@paulmurgatroyd6372 they all have the same talking points, they have no original thoughts and never even bothered watching the slop they so happily want to sgove in our faces

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

​@@RocafellaPlazaIKR... damn right wingers Incels, they couldn't take them menoritees 😅

[@The13thRonin]

Imagine being such a colossal waste of oxygen that you compare The Acolyte being cancelled to September 11.

[@AstarteVX]

“TikTok is the perfect echo-chamber of the mentally and emotionally stunted” truer words have never been spoken before.

[@jenjenhocho3188]

11:58 So they admit that the Acolyte "lacked coherent storytelling"..... gotcha 😂

[@ImRonDurden]

Go force yourself, Disney!

[@JesterSeregdhel]

Disney can force right off!

[@Mereologist]

Hamill knows all about forcing himself on children.

[@Gohan1138]

here ill try one- get the force outta here disney!

[@woldemunster9244]

Force can stay in the kitchen.

[@Mereologist]

It's curious that Hamill associates force with sexytime.

[@Kal_g]

And nothing of value was lost...

[@joeyzapata6786]

Unless you wasted your time watching the whole series....

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

The Acolyte didn't deserve to be cancelled, but Firefly did. Makes perfect sense...

[@OfficeDuck-]

Lets think of those poor, poor Disney pockets

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

@@OfficeDuck- Lets see if we can make them poorer.

[@OfficeDuck-]

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 good idea!

[@ModRockfan1992]

As one of my favorite bands sang "ICARUS, TAKE YOUR TURN! YOU ALWAY FLY RIGHT UP, UNTIL IT BURNS! YOU NEVER COULD CHANGE, ALWAYS THE VICTIM, INTO THE FLAMES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@kizmo2317]

I don't want "tough questions" answered from, of all things, Star Wars. I want entertainment and an escape from life's real tough questions.

[@Kemot300]

“Matrix Jedi, Squid Games Jedi, Logan Jedi, even the Wookie! So much Jedi potential. Dead!” - Yoda in HISHE

[@TheWarmachine375]

HISHE (How It Should Have Ended) made a short video of Yoda telling Vernestra she's fired forever and then yeeted her off from the Jedi Temple with a Force Push.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Defenestrate Vernestra I will, hmm.

[@skylx0812]

Told the "Lurkin' Gherkin" that she could keep her limp lightsaber.

[@georgeray1906]

I've watched it and was truly cathartic.

[@GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG27]

HISHE “how 90% of the cast and producers identify”

[@MarvinPowell1]

@TheWarmachine375 You should be ashamed you even know that female character's name. And yeah, I saw it. HISHE is pretty politically neutral. If even they are mocking The Acolyte, they must feel like it's safe enough to do so without the woke mob attacking them for it.

[@robertblackman5984]

Folks folks. Let them speak. Let them convince Disney to burn MORE money. Until there is nothing left. Just like their empty lives.

[@stellviahohenheim]

You don't get it, they don't care about money. Blackrock will give give them as much money as they wanted as long as they relay the narrative. They look down on people just because they have wealth but not everyone is as money hungry as them

[@Clint52279]

The nutters think getting it canceled was some big "win." A pyrrhic victory if anything, but if Disney is quilted into bringing it back I would call that a win... for comedy.

[@Tundra.]

@@Clint52279 Well they're giving a second season to the Ms. Marvel show, so they'll still burn millions regardless.

[@thespider8782]

1:39 She really believes in her own hype this much? She'd give vegeta a run for his money

[@andreabosio6452]

Impossible: -First, his money are Bulma's money and he won't let anyone touch his luscious earth lifestyle -Second, HE IS THE HYPE!

[@kevinmcdonald6979]

"I AM THE HYPE"- Prince Vegeta!!!

[@arbhall7572]

I ate a massive pile of cabbage yesterday. The dump I took today looked more like Star Wars.

[@UberPanzerhund]

0:01 Why do I get the feeling that this is gonna be another Willow-style tax writeoff? Lol the merch getting delisted is very telling.

[@Mechpilot0790]

Make the profit back on the tax side, like The Producers? Sorry, I don't know a ton of entertainment fraud examples.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@Mechpilot0790What about Batgirl?

[@MarkHeathcliff-bf2im]

Exactly as it should be

[@joshuabass8694]

Tax write off means we pay for it, while groceries are at an all time high. Its okay though, if we vote for them again they will fix it this time

[@SataniaMcDowel]

Bossed so hard it went 6 feet underground

[@FrankS111]

The power of ONE The power of TWO The power of CAAAAANNNCELLAAAAATION

[@capo4270]

They needed the power of ANY Anyone to watch this dumpster fire that is

[@jimdandy8119]

The age of grievance is coming to an end. These people will have nothing to do or say when it does.

[@drsteinman5510]

Harvey Weinstein was apparently a BIG fan of the show and he’s sorry to hear of it’s cancellation and sends his best regards to his former procurer

[@Ratat0skr0]

“Star Wars” *drags on cigarette* Now there’s a name I haven’t cared about in years.

[@iaincowell9747]

Why are you here then?

[@LagrangePoint0]

@@iaincowell9747 Because I like gundam's commentary, he's a good guy, but I give 0 [FAMILY] about any of this nerdo [FAMILY]. Turn your fascismo and gatekeeping a couple notches down and go [FAMILY] yourself, please.

[@benayers8622]

yup, im glad my dad died before this we watched the premiers at londons odeon and saw episode1 together hes lucky he never had to witness the 'future'🤮🤮🤮

[@TheWarmachine375]

Everyone to Star Wars Prequel Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

[@maonmanak]

Very harsh even during that era I always loved them

[@xanhaxs]

They are good movies compared to whatever the acolytes was😂

[@BunkerAnon]

We're sorry George.

[@delta2372]

No they are bad movies (and I was the target audience for them), so was the original trilogy, star wars has ALWAYS been a bad series but, it was a fun bad series, despite being bad they were fun to watch and you had something of a good movie buried in them, the old expanded universe is a different story, stuff like the 2003 clone wars show, KOTOR games (and comics) and thrawn trilogy are excellent. Disney though? their stuff isn't even fun bad it's just garbage.

[@ImRonDurden]

No. We cant lower our standards. Maintain them. The prequels are still crap.

[@jUppers]

"this is not for you" "the fans we disavowed are not watching our trash we made not for them" "the fans are bigoted"

[@thedude3065]

Twice the pride double the fall

[@willer3399]

12:47 Stellar cast? I wouldn’t want to see his version of a mediocre cast.

[@hewhoshallnotbenamed5168]

The activists shills coping and seething over The Acolyte's cancellation have provided more entertainment than the show itself.

[@Kemot300]

The "Media": Un-Cancel The Acolyte! Disney: Will you pay for it? The "Media": That's sexist! Disney: Will you pay for it?! Yes or No?! The "Media": Oh, look at the time...

[@Remianen]

The media *_couldn't_* pay for it. Look at how they're contracting and laying off everyone who stands to get a regular paycheck. No one's paying attention to legacy media anymore. No attention means no ad views. No ad views means no money.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Kamala: the taxpayer will 😂

[@TurtleChad1]

Star Wars was over when George sold it. End of story.

[@Niterayde]

I enjoyed rogue one. Like nothing else from Disney though

[@delta2372]

There's many points to where one can point when it was over, I'd argue it began in 2008 when that overrated CGI clone wars cartoon shat on the EU and erased any material that could have been adapted to TV and the big screen, the death nail was when george sold it.

[@Itisoverthere-rw]

Given how Filoni and Hidalgo were already fucking up the EU since 2008 to make room for the Clone Wars cartoon Star Wars was already damaged before Lucas sold it.

[@SinnerChrono]

100%

[@chriswhite3692]

@@Itisoverthere-rw Was the EU even considered first tier canon like the movies though?

[@KC-bg1th]

"A gay journalist from the warp" made me lol unbelievably hard.

[@disbeafakename167]

I missed the 'lol' there, and didn't know how to feel

[@barryb.benson7122]

The Acolyte, Suicide Squad, Dustborn, Concord. Oh it's a great day for people with common sense. But we all know the "this isn't for you" they/thems have so much pride and ego that they'll ignore the stats and comments from the masses.

[@Snakedude4life]

“Oh no, now we will never know what Darth Plagueis was doing in his goon cave!!!” What. A. Tragedy. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@milesh3651]

Walt Disney is probably spinning in his cryogenic grave right now. In his time 180 million could have produced multiple Fantasia level hits but today it creates one Star Wars failure. Inflation?

[@Falconlibrary]

Hollywood accounting. The show only cost $90 million and the other $90 million just kinda disappeared....into Kamala Harris' campaign funds.

[@rhinous1199]

Wokeflation.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Money laundering

[@stevenscott2718]

@@MASTEROFEVIL Embezzelement* Unless you are impling Disney got the money illegaly

[@dragonknightleader1]

With that money, Walt could have bought a weather dominator and put all of Florida into cryogenic stasis.

[@ttprophet]

i like that he said that about "Anakin" killing millions in collateral blowing up the deathstar: a weapon, named a "death star" designed offensively to force entire planets to submit to the empire or be destroyed and he lacks the moral compass to understand that wars are fought when peace can no longer be negotiated. But because the Pepsi vending machines guy was restocking that day, Anakin (he meant Luke) wasn't much better than the bad guys... who built a weapon not for deterrence but domination. That's quite the mental gymnastics.

[@emberfist8347]

Legally Luke would be in the clear for that attack as the Death Star was a military weapon and thus a legal target even if civilians were on board (unlikely outside of possible prisoners the Empire hadn’t executed yet which would be a mercy for them) isn’t going to make the destruction a war crime.

[@howlingbreeze7078]

go watch clerks probably the greatest explanation I've seen and funny too, and there is always collateral damage in war no matter how much we wish there wasn't, but it was a legitimate military target

[@doctormalleycat]

Luke blew up the death star or did this garbage show try to retcon that? Or is that guy just saying stuff?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Cut him some slack, he has never ever heard of a "Star Wars" before. I mean, it was a low budget film from the 80s. Very underground stuff. You can't expect everybody to know what is a "Dark Vader".

[@galetinm]

Weapon of mass destruction. A planet killer.

[@KarfontaAlec]

Thanks Gundam putting out some great content for us

[@icepicjoey]

The blaming of one... The blaming of two... The blaming of 14% viewer scores.

[@cognitivedissidents4642]

“A walk-on role for Dylan Mulvaney.” My god, how could they have missed that opportunity???

[@Falconlibrary]

I think Dylan should've been given a starring role. I mean, why not? If you're going to burn a pile of money, flame on!

[@bradyd.6332]

Autistic people are the main easiest manipulated category targeted for all this transgender demon agenda. Ask Cloe Cole and many detransitioners, most of them are on the spectrum.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

@@Falconlibrary I mean, last I checked Dylan has a better range of emotions than Amandla, so... Yeah.

[@timbothejedi4146]

He had a Cameo peeking out of the cave

[@talithakoum3922]

​@@timbothejedi4146 You win the comments section 🏆

[@Atom.Storm.]

This entire enterprise was headlunds fancfic headcannon and a way to do an Adam Sandler and give all of her friends a big paycheck. Because none, NONE of that 180 million ended up on screen.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Which proves my theory that installing these activists is purely about installing a new donor class in an arena where you don't have to produce quality, because you can just say "You just dont get it. It's for a specific audience."

[@DeflatingAtheism]

All the money went to the hit Broadway songwriter who penned the 🎵 _Power_ _of_ _Mannnyyy_ 🎵 song.

[@Falconlibrary]

The production values were "Dr. Who Circa 1975"

[@itbesilly4544]

In case you couldn't tell that was Amandla Steinberg's "shocked" face in the thumbnail. Truly an actress of all time.

[@mikedavis1145]

9:49 the pitch in his voice ☠️☠️🤣

[@JamezGrimm]

1:59 mission accomplished. They have achieved immortality, as the worst Star Wars show in existence. 😂

[@sugreev2001]

It’s Disney. Something worse than the worse thing you just saw is always in production.

[@roccogiampietro4830]

Try the Holiday Special

[@az8039]

What I hate about the one guy talking about the Death Star blowing up isn’t that he says anakin. It’s that you can tell he doesn’t know the actual material and is just repeating the talking point he heard in clerks

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

That's actually one of the worst things about society in 202x. Popularity, "outrage", and viewership trumps actual knowledge, facts, insight, and intelligence. No one is holding themselves accountable, and others aren't holding them to ethics, facts, etc., either. 🙄 In today's world, the loudest, most abrasively toxic individuals and companies "win". It's embarrassing.

[@ikept_the_jethryk2421]

Maybe he was just confused because someone blows up a "Death Star" at the end of most of those movies, including Anakin in Phantom Menace

[@NameIsDoc]

Bold of you to assume he heard it in clerks. He probably heard it third or fourthhand from someone who heard it from clerks.

[@NameIsDoc]

@@ikept_the_jethryk2421 anakin blew up a Droid control station. There are probably a dozen people on the station at most. It's hardly a deathstar...

[@peterkrochmalni673]

Another reason to hate Kevin smith.

[@linejumper8204]

Chivalry isn't dead. He's just hanging out with Demure and Ladylike.

[@one7decimal2eight]

Never let women SIGN you. Shame Insult Guilt Need to be right

[@Monti3395]

11:22 LOL Mr. Bean casually dancing the background, love it 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Aemirys]

Loved the Homer car analogy.... its was perfect!! The best and simplistic to the point way to sum this up!

[@youdeservewhatyoutolerate]

It's Sunday, I'm drinking laying out in the sun, it's not even noon yet and Gundam is tripping balls to brighten my day making fun of a group of lolcows that never seem to run out of milk. It's a good day, praise God, and hail out autistic court jester in chief, papa Gundam.

[@nojuanatall3281]

A friend gifted me some badass rum today. So my dry Sunday got much more wet

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

Cheers! To wet Sundays!

[@TheElbowMerchant]

This comment has me craving a Tennessee Mule.

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

@@TheElbowMerchant Do it!

[@graydogger5711]

I will always be amazed when companies see something with TONS of successful source material and just say, "nah, we can do better"

[@this_is_who_we_are]

Am still surprised that Headland - as Harvey Weinstein's former assistant - is not locked-away yet.

[@INSANESUICIDE]

They didn't really lock up anyone and covered up who was on the lists.. whole damn structure top to bottom is rotten.

[@Soridan]

Connections can get you far.

[@nenesimone]

Not if you're a member of the Hollyweird Cult™.

[@Lopez_the_heavy]

Absolutely NOONE is “topping” the “dual of the fates”!

[@JobeStroud]

I like how they call it a fan base. If they were fans they wouldn't hate the show.

[@NewEdgeDesigns]

They have shown time and time again that the new galactic war is no longer against the empire, it’s against the nuclear family..

[@Xxgxxaxx]

This is the epitome of “why are you mad at lazy people? They didn’t do anything!” Except it’s “why are you mad at non viewers? It wasn’t made for them!”

[@hassathunter2464]

DISNEY LISTENS TO FANS... Me: When? Seriously, name ONE time.

[@JustBob-sw4rf]

They did about 20 years ago. Now they think their purpose is social engineering. You don’t listen to people who you think are flawed, you spend billions trying to change them. And expect to still make a profit with the candy coating (loved historic material and cool special effects) that you hide the ‘re-education’ material in.

[@OneOkRockSamurai]

When someone has "the Phillies are fun" in their bio. RUN!!!

[@zeronos2844]

The failure of one! The failure of two! THE FAILURE OF MANY!!!!!!

[@killinusoftly7744]

I don't have to watch an episode I'll just take Gundam's cliff notes and save my brain cells

[@knobgobler2639]

The deathstar was an inside job…

[@Xfushion2]

Why are they blaming the show's failure upon folk that didn't watch it? For several years now Disney has told that the series was no longer directed to the _legacy_ fans but the new _modern audience_ and they did in fact show up, issue is that said audience is way WAY smaller than the previous one and having the same base budget that they used for it does not turn a profit if it doesn't translate into equal or more ratings. So Disney accept the fact that the _new audience_ isn't profitable and goes back to the old one, or descales their production cost to accommodate the smaller new audience at the cost of less revenue. If anything blame said newer audience for not being as large as the old one. But if the folk complaining about the cancellation of the Acolyte were even _real_ Star Wars fans in the first place they would have realized that the series should have ended a long LONG time ago, and that all Disney has produced since they bought it is nothing more than retellings of previous better told stories or subvertions that break established canon.

[@weekendmom]

I'm just thankful Season 2 was axed because there would've been way too high a chance that Raygun, the Aussie "breakdancer", would've been given a prominant role.

[@thelaughingrouge]

She absolutely would have been in a canteen dancing somewhere, probably in about episode 3 or 4

[@willer3399]

@@thelaughingrougeCantina dancer? Nah. They would have made her a Jedi B-Girl Master and give her her very own Jedi sect.

[@muznick]

And maybe the Tiger King too.

[@lionelt.9124]

Ahhhh yes her inspiration was the the Homermobile....yep she succeeded in repeating his failure.

[@wobbliestcrab6913]

To quote a comment I saw a while ago; "Star Wars is now being made by people who used to pick on you for liking Star Wars"

[@JSPena]

“What A Wonderful Day!!!” - Proximus Caesar

[@anv_bis7287]

Amandla to critics: "We don't fvck with your discourse!" Disney to Amandla and Lesbie after looking at the numbers: "We don't fvck with your discourse..."

[@DeflatingAtheism]

“Hmm… how do we promote this show aimed at a mass market?” “I know, how about a dis rap aimed at all caucasian human beings!”

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Does that mean Darth Plagueis is stuck in the goon cave forever? Worst way to go. Drowned in your own goon juice

[@Kip450]

“Ironic.”

[@ConservativeSatanist666]

11:15 😂 "Tik Tok where in cognitive dissonance has become the default"

[@samellowery]

leslye headland grapeist personal assistant all you need to know.

[@ProtoNecron]

Please Disney just leave the rotting corpse of star wars alone.

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

They paid 4 billion bucks. That isnt an option for them now. They will milk it until the company dissolves

[@willer3399]

@@Around_blax_dont_relaxThey’ll never make that 4 billion back using Star Wars. They’re abu$ing a corp$e at this point.

[@serily4524]

​@@Around_blax_dont_relaxit doesn't matter, they will do nothing but lose money lol

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

Itsagundam might be the most humble and heartwarming person on the planet

[@samym1694]

A cast name "Whatsitsnameagain" said that Anakin blew up the Death Star which signals the red flag 🚩 that this is going to 👶

[@dlewis9760]

They felt proud that ignorance was a virtue when it came to canon.

[@TheGrimSqueak3r]

7:58 Gundam wasn't just cooking here, he owned a Michelin star restaurant and invited everyone to dinner.

[@quinngordon1329]

the misery machine bit kills me, i'm out of breath laughing