Five Dollar Therapy

[@igot7mencalledgot76]

I want these videos to be showed in class full of psychologists just to observe the perfect way to therapize $5 dollar style

[@tortasatmidnight]

Therapize

[@oprahsgran5989]

Therapize

[@MrMysticalMaster17]

Therapize

[@thunderfist232]

Therapize

[@eudaimonia2998]

Therapize

[@alezanders]

This isn’t therapy for the people submitting stories, this is therapy for the rest of us who are watching these videos and realizing our problems aren’t shit

[@Birdyboys]

Noel trying to make the mom being set on fire sound wholesome only to follow up “parents divorced, dad slept with stepdaughter” was hilarious

[@levi-homer]

thst shit got me so sentimental outta nowhere then he jus says that smh

[@MyaB1986]

The mom set on fire story sounds fake af.

[@seanharrison6162]

​​@@MyaB1986 I'm sure people have started to dramatize real stories so noel will put them in videos

[@andipatel5044]

@@seanharrison6162 What do we need from the story Is the story true or false is the same reason why you are believing that Jesus Christ was born of a virgin. "?

[@meyeneetuks4680]

kinda wish he read the dad slept with stepdaughter story to be honest

[@anushrisanjeev6636]

noels voice is literally like butter. i will not elaborate any further.

[@sabinareilly2982]

Agreed

[@joshanderson7211]

agreed

[@bekahgleason1348]

agreed

[@matthias9501]

agreed

[@roachpaphla]

agreed

[@thtshawn7512]

I don’t need to pay for therapy now since I feel better after hearing about everyone else’s pain

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

same

[@samismyname1965]

@do not is just messing uup you just really got a new rttttyy

[@thegaminghydra592]

The best kind of therapy

[@DMomsFan1]

Just got out of therapy to watch more therapy lmaoo

[@xannas.9207]

Fr I love these stories so much but it reminds me whenever I feel weird ... I'm not alone or there's worse 🤣🤣

[@sophiestelmack9255]

noels advice for ol rizzly bear was so good he knew he had to tack the "Please mommy" onto the end of it so he could get back down to the 5 dollar price point.

[@iitstre_4550]

I feel horrible for that guy… but that “one degree of separation” joke was honestly funny af! Hope you’re OK guy. Whoever you are

[@higoodbye7545]

I found reddits r/watchpeopledie when it was still a thing and I was maybe 11? Yea.... Didn't know the human head explodes like a watermelon from a shotgun blast at point blank, but now I do. Thanks internet 💀!

[@ivesan2843]

@@xurism holy sh... I'm sorry for you to have experienced that. I really hope you're able to cope with that in the future without thinking about it everyday man. Best of wishes!

[@Timman57]

"There are people out there fighting the bottle" I heard that part and without thinking, raised a fist in the air and audibly said, "woo" and now I'm ready to admit I'm an alcoholic lol

[@what-ym2mf]

I just poured myself a drink when he said it and immediately felt guilty

[@projectjupiter5523]

i hope you guys are doing well. admitting you have a problem is the first step to solving it and while the process isn't easy, it absolutely can be done and there is help out there. i believe in you and wish you the best!

[@somebody1thegame]

I can relate to the "rizzly bear" Nothing worse than the boys hyping you up while you're trying to spit game

[@cdw2468]

you just think “stfu” the entire time and hate them more than you ever have in your life

[@Lisekplhehe]

Also can also make the girl uncomfortable.

[@alexia964]

there is one thing worse... I recently went on a date with a guy and he said "w rizz" out loud referring to himself 😭

[@TheCorgiLoaf]

@@alexia964 hahahah what the hell.. some guys are a bit much

[@alexia964]

@@TheCorgiLoaf tell me about it!

[@kiva_kaze]

Follow ups with his therapy patients would be awesome

[@theasianshow7259]

This

[@ItsKryptick]

Imagine paying for therapy and the only advice you get is “I don’t fucking know dude handle your emotions” 💀

[@Howard_T_Duck]

It’s genuinely good advice for that chick

[@rengokusfox]

watching your uncle get beheaded on twitter is CRAZY

[@alli9300]

My jaw actually dropped lmfao that’s WILD

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

genuinely one of the most specific traumatic experiences. Lots of people, unfortunately, survive terrible abuse, neglect, etc. and find some solace in victim support groups, survivors circles and so on, but this is a very very niche trauma. Idk how you even go about approaching a group support with that.

[@33up24]

That shit was so left field that I didn't know how to react so I just laugh. Am i going to hell?

[@happyvalentino]

@@33up24 most likely

[@yadsewnde]

@@33up24 yeah i was expecting buddy to say some like saw my missing uncle and didn’t let my family / the authorities know or whatever. Caught me all the way off guard so that flash bang of a joke noel dropped had crippling effect.

[@casualharpy]

Huge props to Noel for completely roasting the person who was - in their own words - emotionally cheating on their partner. 0 sympathy 🙃

[@urgadurga]

when my ex cheated on me she tried to make me feel bad bc "oh it's sooo hard having feelings for two different people. how do you think that makes me feel, not being able to date multiple people i have feelings for at the same time." noel shutting that person down gave me quite a cathartic laugh, i gotta say.

[@casualharpy]

@@urgadurga ugh I'm so sorry :( my ex straight up told me he had a crush on this one girl while we were dating, and I watched him deliberately flirt with her while I was around to make me jealous. People are pure dogshit

[@urgadurga]

@@casualharpy im really sorry to hear that. i dealt with something similar. it's left me really hesitant to want to try dating again, ive been on a pretty long break. people really can be evil

[@pannajohns5255]

My dad did the same to my mom, to the point he actually took me, a 9 year old kid, to see his future-wife-to-be nearly 2 years before he divorced my mom 🙂 edit: I just asked my mom about more and she said that during their 11 year marriage, my dad has been constantly flirting with other women, including the time when my mom was pregnant with me 😃

[@noodle8361]

see thats why when i have feelings for 2 different people, i date neither of them and make it clear that dont want to date either of them 😊

[@LilDinoGuy]

The mom catching on fire story reminds me of my mom. When she was dying of cancer, she would light cigarettes with her oxygen tank hooked up right next to her, and I’d have to remind her each time that the tank was combustible and she wasn’t supposed to have fire around it. Good times.

[@33up24]

Damn, bless her soul

[@faithkeyes]

That one girls mom was lit

[@jenconvertibles]

Her nails looked fire tho

[@ColorColours]

An ad break right after hearing Noel read “I set my terminally ill mother on fire”

[@catwantsfishie]

I got an ad right as he sat back to do the old person setting on fire bit

[@SUPERMAN90744]

I got an ad for health insurance lol

[@ryschertz]

Thank god. Need me some Noel therapy rn

[@sohaosman2220]

i love coming home from school, getting in my pajamas, getting in bed, and putting on noel’s videos

[@22burnsie]

Right after school

[@KingOfGaymes]

School?? Why is a fetus here

[@txlda]

@@KingOfGaymesmillennial ass comment fool

[@sludgecase]

@@KingOfGaymes i don’t think you know how old the average viewer here is

[@aquaticfishiepompom]

@@sludgecase the average is 15 right?

[@Anonymous-to6fn]

Acetone is so flammable to the point where I had finished a weld and the acetone bottle was on fire from just sitting across the table and being exposed to the slightest bit of heat. Definitely a scary moment since the bottle of acetone was also pressurized to act as a spray bottle. Definitely thought I was about to blow my workplace sky high.

[@brooklyn1202]

Noel’s skin tone seems to Bank on how much hair he has at any given moment

[@mattsmokes2505]

I needed this tonight. I lost my best friend and soul mate 4 months ago. I’m in hell. Thanks for making me laugh Noel.

[@aarinmae]

i’m so sorry for your loss. i wish you the best

[@phoenixgirl70]

Happened to me after 22 years. I’m so sorry, that is deep pain. Try to stay busy, get your friends and family to help in that area to keep your mind occupied. Journaling helps, where you set a time of day to just write whatever you feel. If you can go to a therapist who specializes in grief even if it’s once every six weeks. Of course seek out a good series to lose yourself in. It’s cliche but time is what makes it easier. But yeah a day can feel like a week. Make a playlist of songs that make you feel stronger, that you can lose yourself in. And when you need to just cry. It’s healthy for you mentally and physically. You will escape the hell. I feel for you. I hope something here ends up helping even a little bit.❤‍🩹

[@cdw2468]

0:20 really cool to see kelsey and noel collaborating!

[@itstillhurts1480]

I was laughing up until the fighting a bottle part. Now I'm scared that Noel knows me so well 😬

[@AdaHazard]

same holy shit I didn't expect to be called out but I guess I shouldn't be surprised either, it's a noel vid after all

[@Nunya_Damn]

Don't give up, y'all. I know we can do it.

[@AdaHazard]

@@Nunya_Damn I'm trying to switch to hemp products lol but haven't found the one that leaves me able to stay like.. cogent. I don't remember shows I watch later you know

[@lulujones]

I don't understand how that girl could be mad at the guy for gagging after someone threw up, how does that even make sense lol

[@topgeorge6908]

women

[@owo-ob3hz]

She didn't realize someone was throwing up

[@destrious8133]

She wasn't mad, she was upset, and she was probably drunk? Very normal thing to jump to conclusions about when baked or blasted

[@MyaB1986]

She didn't see what was happening behind her. That jock could've said something like "oh someone is puking there let's move away I can't stand it" but no he was gagging for two minutes like a lil bish boy

[@massivelegend7599]

​@@topgeorge6908 one day you'll grow outta this stage and you'll look back and be embarrassed.

[@k.k.7797]

Watching these makes me realize I’m probably one of the most well adjusted people who still watches these

[@jojocaitlin8508]

If anyone ever farts around me I just pretend I didn't notice, I can't deal with the conversation that would follow and I would want the same treatment 😂

[@MyaB1986]

My boyfriend farts and pushes himself to fart all the time and just giggles at it but when I do it's the end of the world and he gets mad

[@TheKelley313]

​@@MyaB1986 girl. Red flag. Run

[@gabimaza780]

Me too dude

[@jojocaitlin8508]

@@MyaB1986 ooo girl no, mine wouldn't get mad but we value bathroom privacy and stuff like that. Like we aren't the type of people to shit with the door open 😅 Theres a man out there that would bake you a cake for farting around him tho, I promise 😌

[@MyaB1986]

@@jojocaitlin8508 I mean if he was holding them in around me then sure I'd do the same but when he farts under the blanket and then puts blanket over my head for teehees but if I fart just in the same room then it's an issue. Plus I'm pregnant now and because of baby's pressure on my insides I have flatulence problems, not only are they common but they are tricky as you don't feel them coming and can't hold them in. Yet, he's still mad when it happens.

[@RichardSlapz]

Thank God I needed something to watch while driving home

[@joshanderson4847]

🤣

[@رزيئة]

R.I.P. 🙏

[@nevebee2389]

watch the road king 🙏

[@Arri7979]

Why not just listen to something while you drive?

[@thatalchemistlady]

The bit of Noel with the filter catching on fire while just sitting killed me

[@selinamatthews157]

“Information we didn’t ask for”, you did tho 😭

[@tydumeproductions]

That fire story took her way too long

[@joeyswoosh5]

That could’ve been told in 3 sentences

[@puppypowerr]

Saw this as I was thinking “this is way too long” 😂

[@birthgravy]

Yeah I stopped watching the video entirely lol

[@ethanpatch6840]

surprised noel didn’t skip because he’s usually blunt like that. guess he was trying to be nice

[@MyaB1986]

Usually people who lie do this prolonged explanation with plenty different unimportant details. Her "my mom had terminal cancer when I set her on fire teehee" in the beginning was a dead tell. Aslo nail gel extensions are removed with nail file not with acetone. Actone wrapped in alu foil won't ignite. The fact that this girl went on camera to admit to something like this, when everyone else just sends an email... It's just attention seeking behaviour. Didn't buy a single second of everything she said. Maybe she tried to get her mom's nails done and burned her skin a bit with UV lamp or something and just piled on.

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

How powerful Noel must feel to have all these kids and grown ass people co fess actual felonies to him with their FULL NAMES ! Amazing !

[@notyourboi4076]

'youre making her uncomfy on god' truly cursed, thanks noel

[@tenayaunger724]

I love hearing Alex’s laugh in the back everytime. Wish he was sitting next to you on tour like in your vids 😂

[@Hawksfan1906]

never stop $5 therapy

[@Marx1684]

Oh yeah. Need these in my rithim. Your ability to read these straight faced is amazing.

[@guy8200]

The negative game kid was literally just describing the movie super bad

[@mike_sauce]

Liveleak reuniting families once again.

[@deaf-tomcat]

on the fart one, in my family we go to another room. we all have smelly farts, and out of respect and love for one another we'll go out to the hallway or closet and we'll all laugh. it's very funny, sometimes someone will randomly get up without saying anything and it's immediately obvious bc they're laughing or have a guilty face. my family's normal.

[@lerpog4509]

she wasnt even in the room how could you say i set her on fire 💀

[@kourt333]

ur content is my dose of serotonin fr. thank u for everything u do

[@Jdrunnin]

It blows my mind that when your mom and cotton swabs were on fire at the same time you choose to put the cotton swabs out first. Unreal quick thinking skills

[@jdmforbreakfast]

I got some new bass heavy headphones and now my ears can feel every movement Noah makes with his hands on the mic

[@keineken_3281]

Bullshit, where's the proof

[@sunchildxo8369]

I kind of despise Noel for his $5 therapy because he knows I can’t afford actual therapy

[@phoenixgirl70]

These are my favourite videos from Noel. And as someone who has been to therapy a few times in life because, shit happens. I gotta say between the jokes he does a pretty good job. I mean he knows what not to touch. And even the ones he goofs on he still in the end gives good advice. He’s funny af, but he’s got empathy too.

[@fieldingjames6808]

Just failed my physics exam let’s goooooo🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Love you Noel ❤ Update: they curved the shit out of it let’s go!!

[@madeline1347]

You may lose a battle, but you will win the war my friend. Keep your head up o7

[@rjhstuffs]

Play better

[@TheBanana93]

Man if life has taught me anything its that school really doesn't matter. Yeah try your best but damn its not the be all and end all they make it out to be! I left like 13 years ago... Damn I am old.

[@srnabooz]

dawg as someone taking physics and having literally never failed a test in my life before this class, keep your head up. its tough fr, u got this.

[@birthgravy]

Good job what a waste of tuition

[@MrMarsAlien]

This is actually wholesome advice. Thank you Noel.

[@natebaxley8464]

noels impression of 18 year old guys is spot on

[@noaag]

Yoooo the rat race video is so cool im glad he chose to put it in the outro Thanks for the therapy uncle nole!

[@21_S]

“I would’ve just shot it” got me 😂

[@cameronmcleod215]

Love how the lighting between noel videos is always ridiculously inconsistent, so peoples guess at his race changes every time he uploads

[@jacksonbailey6648]

Nah moving your cheeks in different positions for farting is crazy 😏

[@geovannymartinez965]

this calm noel is soothing

[@edenj6611]

In the middle of one of Noel’s Jokes I got a Applebees ad and thought it was one of his skits

[@lyonsdwyer5373]

Top tier series

[@ErikPelyukhno]

What a fire way to start a video

[@bymayaginzburg]

just came here to say that when noel adjusts his cheeks about to let loose at 1:47, I got hit with the save the whales ad shooting a monstrous blast from the blowhole flawless timing

[@dylancoffey1267]

love the kelsey kreppel inspired opening

[@Sarcastitonea]

with the first guy, this was literally one of the things my ex cited as reasons she broke up with me. I have IBS, and I try to take fiber pills and all that to manage it, but I just be farting sometimes. what she tried to do was get me to hold them in all the time, then we made zones in the house where I wasn't allowed to fart, and she would ask me to not fart in public... I now realize how fucking manipulative she was to think she can literally tell me when to and when not to fart. girls really think they can get away with regulating normal ass bodily functions. imagine if a girl took a shit every time she went out for food for whatever reason and the guy tried to tell her to hold it cause he thought it was annoying that she would use the restroom. dude would probably have his own portion of a dr. phil episode.

[@GrizzlyGarage]

10:30 that’s how something catching fire works so, yeah

[@PopeEdgarXIV]

a little acetone never stopped me from taking a couple puffs of the ports

[@doicareno411]

I had an online friend couple years ago who once told her midwestern mother that "her lungs would go black if she continued smoking" while her mom was smoking and she just said "Black? well I aint ever bee racist so" and i find that story so fucking good

[@Lennonryanmusic]

This fucking format is gold. 😂 I love this series

[@peterbaillif4607]

7:56 Noel giving some very solid advice

[@shiningflower100]

Noel referencing The Last Of Us has been the best moment for me this month

[@oliverkline5240]

that last line about the mom "she wanted to make a memory for you, something you guys could laugh at for eternity." what the fuck noel now im crying

[@R2BREE2]

Hey I have kind of fallen off but noticed the wedding band on your finger. I dunno if that's a new thing but congratulations regardless.

[@TCGJAyandGian131]

Hell yeah just started lunch baby

[@noahtucker4919]

Emotional competing is brutal

[@ConTejasMusic]

actual therapists: "Don't worry about autotuned Noel, he can't hurt you" Autotuned Noel: 0:11

[@emvescio]

that fkn fire mom story is giving me sydney live show flashbacks

[@Darbae7]

Looking for an actual therapist as I rewatch all the $5 therapy vids. It’s helping to keep me calm

[@faithlessghoul1149]

noel makes me so proud to be from the midwest. truly, we inhale as much as we can

[@koszonet]

"There's no way he could compare to me" oh boy

[@emilyferguson3718]

Most hair I’ve seen on Noel’s head in years

[@angelicaguzman5992]

The midsommer bear😂😂

[@bandanaworm]

I am so sick today.. if Noel ever moves from psychotherapy to being an internist, pretty sure I can get 5$ together

[@SoupsBedroom]

Your live show was funny asf homie!!

[@jobe-iden]

Love you Noel, can’t wait to see you live someday!!! I will freak out lmao

[@krissy55066]

Sounds like fire lady was lit as fuck and forgot about the acetone lmao

[@loreleimonn3220]

15:50 Noel reminding us all of his class interests

[@philosophiabme]

One degree of separation

[@guadalupebueno3125]

Yo! I’ve never been this early crazy, also loved your Chicago late show

[@parkerstoute3349]

Dude absolutely beautiful new angle, makes the content 100x better, and boy does (not) have a chin

[@virusDETECTED]

I hope the “omg shes so hot” person either talks about it with their bf and moves on or they have a plot twist in which all three of them end up dating each other happily ever after

[@mallowmallow2070]

Highly doubt it lmao, they're not ready to commit because they keep looking for something elsewhere while entertaining a bf. Sure they haven't cheated, but they don't sound actually happy in their current position either.

[@iman81369]

Why didn’t she put out the fire on her moms hands first😭😭😭😭

[@phoenixgirl70]

Because the room would have blazed up so fast they’d truly be f’d. Then she’d have to get her mom out who was probably unable to move. There were pretty much little balls of gasoline in the room. So many things these days are made of synthetic material and goes up in a second. Her other fingers still had foil to protect/give more time.

[@harrietb9648]

Opening this vlog up with the set my mum on fire girl is wild 😂😂

[@lucasfilbert1726]

Listening to the fire story, was like listening to Kim Kardashian telling a story

[@chrismegusta]

People DO NOT know how to tell stories, god damn

[@thegalleonrobbers]

Noel got that disney channel original movie rizz

[@katjosephperez8772]

“Midwestern mother - she comes from the Old World.”

[@sicklyoldcrow]

love these videos

[@allisongrant1963]

Fighting the bottle? Noel, the bottle’s won. That’s WHY Im here

[@blizzardthefox]

"please mommy please mommy please mommy please mommy please mommy... rizzly bear." - Noel Miller

[@JamesIsDudePerfect]

8:17 BROOO YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂 too spot on

[@TheRealAshtray]

okay but.. Asmons mom was on an oxygen tank and didn’t turn it off and did the SAME thing. 💀

[@aidanpenny6065]

"there's someone at work that's like definitely pulling me away from you"

[@cryinsquirrel]

The mother on fire video took an eternity, it took basically the whole video...

[@klandiebaby]

13:40 tell me why I thought “she’s just a girl and she’s on fire 🔥”

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

lmaoooo 😭❤️‍🔥🔥 real katniss moment

[@track13byMM]

This is the same man that has the lyric “gimme some head like I’m isis” in the song Day Date, definitely noootttt the right person to email about that situation PLEASE

[@kelizabeth3061]

thursdays are in fact my therapy days so this was needed