Flat Earther says Dragons Exist and Science is Satan's Work

[@Metaljacket420]

My favorite response to the 'were you around x years ago' dodge is to answer "Yes, I was there, I'm an immortal I was there throughout all of human history. Can you prove I wasn't?"

[@David34981]

Or better: "Were you there to witness that I wasn't there?" ... Because it would immediately show that you don't HAVE to "be there" in order to justify claims, when there are other empirical and logical points of data to do that.

[@SteveLaw-UK]

I'm an eternal being outside of space and time. This is just a projection into your reality.

[@Metaljacket420]

The perfect irony when you're about to compare his thought process to flat earthers... And turns out he is also a flat earther

[@ThorsDecree]

At least he's using his lack of reasoning consistently in that way lol

[@FrikInCasualMode]

It is impossible to have negative IQ, but this guy is damn close to achieve this feat.

[@thanksalotAndy]

This guy should not be allowed out on his own. He might fall off the edge of the earth.

[@thanksalotAndy]

No atheist has ever done harm to someone because they think god told them to.

[@Soundbrigade]

Maybe “…because not a god told them so …” is more relevant … We atheists do bad things because we sometimes get an urge to do bad things, but christians do bad things because they get the urge to do bad things AND their god tells them to do harm.

[@DJ-73]

No atheist have ever had "demonic" possession.

[@francisjudge]

Anthony Fauci was worshipped as a god a few years back, and a great number of his believers did many terrible things based on what he said, and many lives have been lost and will continue to be lost, as a result

[@WayneBraack]

We've also never had a religious experience or seen fairy beings.

[@francisjudge]

aww no fair, my comment got deleted

[@JohnnyD_cm]

Aparrently, people weren't capable of making stuff up and inventing stories when the bible was written.

[@DarkRanger1975]

I had a believer tell me that if reality conflicts with the bible then reality is absolutely wrong.

[@masterkhaliq4852]

If the Jack and the beanstalk story was in the Bible, these idiots would believe it.

[@Moriningland]

They already believe a guy lived in the belly of a fish for three days (which, if it were a male it wasn’t even a fish)

[@Soundbrigade]

I will be in tRump’s next bible - The MAGA bible.

[@kennybachman35]

They do, the nephilim.

[@colinellicott9737]

Stupidification ... nailed it.

[@martinconnelly1473]

A recent KZbin "discussion" I had with a theist led to me asking why he kept referring to his god as he and him. The basic premise he came to was that we are created in god's image. At that point I had to ask the James T Kirk question with slightly different nouns. I changed "What does god need with a starship?" to "What does a god who lives outside of time and space need with eyes, ears, arms and legs and the rest of the parts of a body that is needed for life on Earth?". Oddly, there has been no answer to that question, they usually come up with their rote word salad answers quite quickly. Next time I might shorten it to does god have nipples and if so why?

[@apinkandblueshark]

Can I milk god?

[@martinconnelly1473]

@@apinkandblueshark Try Juno, a goddess.

[@wocxdid8068]

@@apinkandblueshark Spinkan, if you keep this up, I'll find a way to ban you from existence! For the love of not god, DON'T.

[@MileHighInTheSky]

I’ve been waiting for this one to drop on KZbin. 😂😂

[@gryph01]

A random thought popped in my head.... Are Fundementalists afraid of vegans because many eat seitan?

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

would it be sinful to eat the burning bush?

[@DJ-73]

Vegans are hypocrites. They claim they will not put any meat or flesh in their mouth but will put a tub steak in their mouth or fish taco to their lips.

[@bobmudge4836]

“People in the past believed things we’ve only got their stories about, and we don’t know for sure. Therefore, I believe them.”

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

Important point: Someone who believes in talking donkeys because a magic books says so can be made to commit any sort of atrocity; it just takes the right demogogue to convince them 'deus vult'. If sky daddy says so, there's no horror a caller like this won't excuse or ignore.

[@miskatonic_alumni]

This is also confirmed by all the historical facts that religious fundamentalists conveniently omit from their offspring's "education."

[@Floormat212]

oh! I just saw that Utah story in the news. It was insane.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

10:34 Yes, if science "says something" then to the best of our knowledge at the time, that is what best matches "truth". If a dude in a lab coat says something, he'd better have science behind him if he wants to be taken seriously by anyone not simply impressed by a coat I got for $4 (I finally have a reason to use it after 4 years)

[@Metaljacket420]

Yup. Also when science "says something" it's very specific and clear, no allegory or interpretation required. It's also evident people who claim science just 'says things' never took a science course, because when you learn what 'science says', the rest of the course is to get there yourself by repeating the experiments and methodology to see exactly why science 'says' that.

[@ericzh9984]

Dude is a literal actual Thermian from Galaxy Quest

[@cobalt4045]

At least the the Thermians were able to bring literal pseudoscience to reality. That's more than can be said of the flerfs today.

[@PatBrownfield-TheRainmaker]

Mmmmmmmweeeeeeee neeeeeeed yourhelp

[@gryph01]

Here is a joke: A new monk arrived at a monastery and reported to the Abbott. The Abbott told the new monk that his task is to make copies of the texts the Monastery has. The monk asked, "Do I make copies from the original text father?" The Abbott said, "No. We copy from copies. That way the original will not get damaged" The monk replied, " But how do we know that there are no errors in the copies?" The Abbott thought about it and then said, "You are right. Let me go down into the vault and compare a copy to the original" The Abbott was gone for quite a while and the monk became concerned. He went down to the vault and found the Abbott upset and banging his head into the wall while murmuring, " we left out the r" The monk was confused and asked, "What do you mean father? Left the letter r out of what?" The Abbott replied, "It was was supposed to say Celebrate" ... 😁

[@wasssyup]

Here's my like, now get out!!

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

I love how the caller lays out reasonable examples of how people's past assumptions of Christianity were proven false, and then proceeds to espouse the same level of ignorance.

[@mikecook6104]

Wow. That went from logical questions to his mum getting pegged by a horse pretty quick 😂

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Hail Satin! It just feels so good.

[@chriscasperson5927]

The most luxurious of fabrics.

[@TypicalEveningPictures]

Does this guy also think that Optimus Prime is real? hahahaha

[@jme92685]

More than likely.

[@straunwagner6322]

Holy hell

[@jamescasimir726]

Ahh yes, convincing people by shouting at them, effective.

[@gateroozeink5061]

Right on, Peterson!

[@shawncaldwell1480]

i used some of your points from some of your other videos against my religious flerfer mother and it works such as the resurper spanky except i used danny devito

[@martin2289]

Magical thinking in the extreme. Weird, however, the things he selectively chooses *not* to believe.

[@GentleGiantJoe]

Some people just can't be rational. It's the sad truth of human beings. You're going to come across mentally unwell or deficient people who believe in things without an actual rational reason. It's best just point out their flaws and move along because there is no way to actually help these people realize when they are so demonstrably wrong about something.

[@JohnShultz-rd1ew]

Mr Peterson! you forgot the biblical Talking Donkey....

[@yourdemiseishere]

Distracted by the buzzsaw perfectly round hair bit.

[@Andy_Babb]

Jesus was a black Asian? I’m all for inclusivity but cmon lmao

[@danpettinger1353]

Hail Sagan!

[@glenecollins]

I really want to think that guy was a Poe but I suppose Poe’s law has held so far

[@ThorsDecree]

There's more stupidity out there than there is malice, for better or for worse.

[@RiceSkinKakarot]

“Mr Borelli you are a fantastic moron” -Norman finkelweiner

[@glenecollins]

The gnostics wrote a heap of books thousands of years ago saying the Old Testament Jewish god was a powerful but fallible, lying petty vindictive etc asshole who decided to make the world etc in order to amuse itself and didn’t care how many beings would suffer because of it’s imperfect creation. The bible says most of those things as well but some bits attempt to attribute some of the more obviously evil stuff to something it created instead. The gnostic texts have about as much credibility as a lot of the New Testament and was written considerably closer to when the people were supposed to be having the revelations they talk about than almost all of the Old Testament. I think the gnostic Demiurge is only slightly less logically impossible than an all good Omni Omni God but it has at least as much evidence and may even have a reason for becoming the hiding go seek champion of the universe (it isn’t the most powerful thing in (whatever you call all of everything when you are including putative supernatural beings from outside causality)

[@kevinphysioc3983]

Best argument yet. I was totally with Peterson on science and evolution but then this guy brought up the "giant mermaid dragons" and now I'm convinced the earth must be flat 😊 I'm a genius. Glad I avoided being brainwashed by science after all. Whew.

[@ChickenHunter08]

Homer’s Iliad has been around longer than the Bible, therefore Zeus, Ares, etc are actually the real true gods. There’s two whole books that contain them. How can they be denied?!

[@DoctorX101]

Gilgamesh is older so Enlil!! HA! CHECKMATE A-Enlilist! 😇

[@NicholasShinn-ur5gb]

The god dam pen is blue!!!!

[@cobalt4045]

Biblical Flat Earthers are the best: I can readily grant them that God created everything we see, and they are still left holding the bag in demonstrating the Earth is flat, to say nothing else of the physical reality and the mechanisms therein. So, flerf, who is "hiding God," now?

[@paulcurtis5317]

Dragons do exist it's just that these days they take on the form of mothers in law 😃 (i''ll get me coat)

[@netherstar2553]

Compare who found the empty tomb of Jesus and their reaction in each of the gospels.

[@CeezGeez]

peterson going in 6:40

[@CeezGeez]

stop it he’s already dead 💀 16:35

[@brandonsavage1023]

Certainly

[@sinlatenightsins9657]

Some brilliant take down rants in this episode.

[@Scrapla1]

Hail Spanky!

[@brunaburg9377]

I'm curious. Does Peterson think swearing makes him look clever? He comes across at times as a rude foul-mouthed little man. Maybe he thinks that's how civilised discourse should be.

[@DoctorX101]

We are not curious if you think making irrelevant comments exposes you as a sad, weak, and pointless child. Maybe you think that is how debate should be. We do not care.

[@ELDERGODDD]

Oh shit NARDO ! 🤣☠️

[@Big-Papa-Smurf]

I don't think that people ever actually thought Jesus was "white". I think that the early renaissance painters simply painted him with certain European characteristics. However, you can see that they made some effort to reference his middle eastern origin. "Christ Pantokrator" is one of the earliest and most famous depictions of Jesus, and he looks unmistakably middle eastern, in my opinion. They obviously understood that he was a Jewish man and didn't have any other reference than the Jews that lived in Europe.

[@steveanton763]

I think i know who this is. This is the dragons are real and rocks are hearts guy. 😂

[@lordofthegremlins]

flat earth, dragons, satan and god, same crap. It's all magical fairy tale nonsense when it comes down to it

[@kaweckipiotr]

You was to kind for him. Thats my opinion

[@odinson6348]

Dude literally believes all the things that aren't true.

[@bladehiram5334]

Wouldn't it be funny if the bible was a comic book😂

[@heiyuall]

Jesus wouldn’t have been white or black. Jesus was said to be a Palestinian Jew.

[@andreasplosky8516]

Jesus was beige.

[@bloodyshrine1369]

Yeah, definitely Annie Wilkes creepy.

[@eatfrenchtoast]

Debating theists and offering psychological support are not that different actions.

[@jakebocskovits7426]

He lost the debate the moment your YT video title called him a Flerfer. All other descriptors are just cherry’s on top.

[@spin.chicken]

Why...would Satan trick someone into believing in evolution...? That is such a pointless endeavor. I feel like there's much better and more effective things to do.

[@johnferry7778]

I wish you wouldn’t have Satanists on your show.

[@johnferry7778]

@@DoctorX101 Good grief, I was joking. I’m a atheist Satanist myself!

[@Skaarymeh]

Gnardoo the biggest dimlet flerf 😂😂😂😂

[@jayceseelig1683]

maybe jesus was a snail

[@unsilencedderp9411]

damn, bro is going around bullying mentally handicapped people.

[@ThorsDecree]

Only when they volunteer, to be fair

[@unsilencedderp9411]

@@ThorsDecree I don't believe organisms such as these are capable of consent

[@SteveBonario]

A belief is a made-up opinion. Beliefs by definition are not based on demonstrable facts -- you don't need to believe a fact. A fact exists independent of belief in it. The earth is a sphere whether or not someone believes it is or not. Until we know a fact, all we can do is make up something (a belief) we think is true. Science calls this a hypothesis (a belief) and is delighted when a hypothesis is refuted (or confirmed) based on repeatable tests. Religious writing does the opposite: make up something (a belief) then gets angry and goes into denial when the belief is refuted based on repeatable tests.