Getting Past Chinese Immigration

Getting Past Chinese Immigration
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[@EmmaLiza]

"Where are the most expensive Chinese properties?" "Sydney." Truly global comedy there folks 😂

[@Spoit0]

I was expecting like, Vancouver

[@foilarmsandhog]

also acceptable

[@seanmcnally6658]

So did they get in?

[@InvisiblerApple]

On the plus side, this practice is turning some racist conservatives against the investment property concept.

[@Screddy_Henks]

Painfully true, renting is brutal

[@jasonflay8818]

Biggest Chinese exports: "pharmaceuticals, Cell phones and MAGA hats"😅 Well done.

[@coriooo8886]

Don't forget the "Trump bible"... 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

[@jasonflay8818]

@coriooo8886 Trump Sneakers

[@fredericapanon207]

@jasonflay8818, I howled at that one. Buuuuurrrrn!

[@Ocker3]

A few layers to the MAGA hats line :D

[@chadlonsoracingteam]

maga caps actaually made just outside california by latinos

[@Fazbear2035]

"What can be seen from space in China?" "Your every move"😂

[@zanussidish5685]

And so called fun fact....no the Great Wall can't be seen from space

[@Priadiadira-vy2zd]

Thats why thousands of people emigrate to north america & australia

[@adamyami2902]

As a Chinese it was funny watching clever jokes about China for once.

[@xinbozhang7206]

@@Priadiadira-vy2zd They immigrated to North America for the high salaries, not for things like freedom that Westerners think of.

[@Priadiadira-vy2zd]

@xinbozhang7206 yeah, of course. First year, salary, three years, second year, comfort workplace, thirs years, the nation ia comfort for life. Then 25th year, they have children, And do not want go back to their home

[@scootergrant8683]

I love the cuts in the video as if they were removed for government violations

[@Bellephrontos]

@@scootergrant8683 didn't even notice

[@binaldoshi495]

What cuts? Lol

[@slymarbo4868]

im sure this video cant be uploaded to mainland sites this is too much lmfao

[@Hecker0816]

@@slymarbo4868 yeah, they have an account on bilibili (chinese youtube basically) and they upload all of their videos, but they sure can't upload this one🤣

[@wancangzhang7280]

@@slymarbo4868 actually you are wrong, I came from Chinese TikTok 😂

[@dgsquare]

Happy holidays lads, God bless you 3!! Thanks for all you do! From the "pistachio farmer"

[@foilarmsandhog]

Oh my god, that is too kind you guys!! So lovely to meet you on tour, thanks for everything

[@peneleapai]

Noice wan! Never seen dis kind of yt craicology. Fairplay again 🌱♥️🌟

[@XiahWolf]

On the one hand I could hear my ancestors screaming at the chopstick holding. On the other hand, that COULD have worked and I so wanted to see 😂

[@etherealtb6021]

Lol. That'd be me, I'm useless with chopsticks. The food winds up everywhere but in my mouth, lol. I love how they took the noodles back, like, "You're not worthy of this food"! 😁

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

@@etherealtb6021"How can one of the oldest civilisations on earth not have invented the fork yet?" Around the World in 80 Days (2021)

[@etherealtb6021]

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz 🤣🤣🤣

[@XiahWolf]

@@etherealtb6021 Was gonna say the best way to hold chopsticks is the way that gets the food into your mouth but uhhh, guess that's not happening 😆

[@JosePineda-cy6om]

@Inkyminkyzizwoz chopsticks get the job done, plus are super easy and cheap to make!!! You don't need forges nor expensive metal to create them, just a machete and a piece of wood you can chop - bamboo can also work, or a pair of twigs. And you're forgetting the original reason Confucius and Mencius pushed heavily for their use: it forces cooks to cut all meat pieces finely, so diners don't need knives (only chopsticks). Thus, in a time when wine drinking was more popular in China, this meant much less bloody drunken fights using knives. The same reason why table knives, purposely less cutting than kitchen ones, were invented in Europe: less drunken fights till the death...

[@mickeysanders74]

Love these immigration sketches. That was my first introduction to FAH several months ago. Very clever answers to the Chinese immigration questions this week. Arms' accent was very good. Must be tough to go from Irish to Chinese believably. I see your subscriber numbers is now 1.01 million. That's another 10,000 subscribers if my math is correct. Kudos. and welcome new FAHns. Today is Thanksgiving Day in the US. I have so much to be thankful for - home, family, church, friends, plenty, health, and at 74 I still have my wits about me. Most of them anyway. Discovering Foil, Arms, and Hog this year has proven to be a great blessing for me. Each Thursday morning at 12:01 am there you all are. You sketches always make me smile, and sometimes even laugh out loud. As my daughter says, Foil, Arms, and Hog give my endorphins a boost. I selfishly hope you guys keep at your great work for a long time into the future. May you always love and respect each other and may your work always be as much fun and uplifting for you as it is for your FAHns who reap the benefit of your efforts. i know how hard it is to produce this level of quality each week, not to mention all the work that goes in to your stage shows. I hope in some small way you can be uplifted and encouraged by these comments received from people all over the world. Please know you are so tremendously appreciated and admired. - Mickey

[@SL16867]

That's not Arms. It's a guest actor who is probably Chinese.

[@mickeysanders74]

@@SL16867 Well, do I have egg on my face?!

[@foilarmsandhog]

Hi Mickey, it was so lovely to meet you on tour, and your family too. Unfortunately, that is not me doing the accent, but a very talented Chinese actor, who would rather be anonymous...

[@mickeysanders74]

@@foilarmsandhog I really enjoyed meeting you all as well. My granddaughter was really impressed that such cool people would know me. I hope you can come back to Seattle in the next year or two. I'll come see you again. Like Granny McCormack says, "I don't have that many years left." Hopefully another 20 or so more.😀

[@sweetlikechocolate437]

This is such a lovely comment you sent the lads. They are indeed a blessing to us all. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

[@polygonalmasonary]

Ha ha, ‘how many planning steps’….’one, built’ 😂🤣🤣🤣🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧♥️

[@foilarmsandhog]

Not Ireland taking 70 years to build 30km of railway

[@ivanaRistic-fk9pb]

@@foilarmsandhog You're not alone on that one...

[@pa9365]

We need this in the UK for HS2

[@petrkubena]

@@foilarmsandhog That sounds very reasonable. Here in Brno (Czech Republic) we are in a process of moving the main railway station. First attemts are from 1920s. And we are still only in the planning phase 100 years later.

[@venanziadorromatagni1641]

@@foilarmsandhogIt took Switzerland 25 years to build a roof over an existing highway for the length of… 840 meters! Costs: 550 mio € Yeah!

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

Hog with the chopsticks looks like he is knitting. 😂

[@Steffibear267]

I was taught how to use chopsticks properly about 40 years ago by a wonderful friend. Who is Australian.

[@AnnAnonyme]

As someone who knits, I think he looks equally likely to knit as he does to eat those noodles.

[@Kryojenix]

@@Steffibear267 I was taught about 4 years ago (actually 6) by my first cousin once removed (niece). We are Bengali, but she grew up in Honk Kong and I grew up in Perth (same time zone - w00t!) I videotaped her tutorial, I should put it on youtube...

[@MarylandFarmer.]

Hmm noodle sweater. Yum!

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

​@@MarylandFarmer.🤣

[@galezhang]

As a Chinese, this was quite a balancing act you guys pulled off! lol Well done!

[@henbane2247]

I am not Chinese but I like China and I am here teaching English, and I thought it was well balanced too and I laughed a few times!

[@farawaydaffodils]

omg you finally did it! as a Chinese I fumbled for my headphones the moment I saw your update 🤣 white people tattoos and "one - build" are just hilarious

[@drstihl2007]

Are your social credits fine after watching that?

[@farawaydaffodils]

@@drstihl2007 fine thanks ;) let's hope I'm not overconfident to say that no one would pay attention to such a tiny little harmless sketch lol. all the stereotypes here are just for fun!

[@richiehoyt8487]

The tattoo thing reminds me of the apocryphal story about a Western diplomat's wife in pre~World War Two China. She had a heavy brass pendant on a chain that she had picked up in an antique shop in the city, which she would wear at receptions, parties, "do's", and so on. It wasn't too clear exactly what the pendant - almost more like a plaque on a chain, even - said. I can't entirely remember the reason why, it being so long now since I read about this; I think it may have been that the diplomatic couple spoke only Mandarin and the inscription on the pendant was in Cantonese (or vice versa), or what, I seem to remember it was something of that nature, anyway. In any case she was very fond of it, making a point, one might even say, a _show_ of wearing it at fancy occasions. Western guests would naturally admire and enthuse about it, but she made a particular point of drawing the attention of Chinese dignitaries to it, and, gratifyingly, there was no mistaking their fascination with the medallion, even if they struggled to cast light on what the actual text said, explaining that it was in an archaic and stilted dialogue, or that the font was analagous to Gothic - Blackletter in the West, something of that nature, but they all agreed that, as she had been told by the dealer, it was clearly some sort of blessing or good luck charm. In fact, for all that it apparently bestowed good fortune on the wearer, had obviously been fabricated by a metalworker of considerable skill and was a conversation starter possessed of much aesthetic merit and intriguing historical provenance, this 1930's expatriate lady was most particularly attached to her adornment because it appealed to her sense of vanity. The seller had explained to her that a piece like this would have been worn by a high born woman of nobility, honour and breeding. A lady much like _herself,_ perhaps... As you will probably have anticipated, the mystery of the decoration's true and _exact_ meaning would finally be elucidated by a young domestic servant girl, a new hire, who seemed to be unaccountably amused by the Grand Dame's pride and joy. Her gew~gaw had been proclaiming all this time to the world that its wearer was "Licensed Shanghai Prostitute, №392"! For what it's worth, while I can't remember where I read this story - it was sometime back in the '90's - and while I may have altered some of the minor details, where memory has failed me, I haven't embellished anything; one thing I _do_ remember was that though I call it 'aporyphal', the story was presented as having _actually happened..._ Readers here can of course make up their own minds, but it does seem to strike one as being just a little _too_ good to be 'true', having rather the flavour of an urban myth! There is a similarity in this account which immediately leaps to mind to the stories one hears about regarding gap year types bearing 'pig~Chinese' tattoos meant to denote their wearers' "windswept & interesting" personalities, many of them _provably_ true, which, depending on where they were done, will, instead of reading, "Love & Honour" or "Ascending Dragon" or some such, say things like "Procreation with Acclaim", or "Drunken Clown", or just "Premier Graphics, Shenzhou District 6"! (That is, of course, the point of the joke! 🫣) I actually saw a photograph of a tattoo (not, in this case, Chinese lettering) which was very reminiscent of that last example. I can't honestly remember what the tattoo depicted, (I think it was actually a dragon - well, what else?!) but the quality of the art made it clear that the practitioner wielding the mail~order tattoo 'gun' had probably inflicted this grodey looking piece of work when he was in Dodge between cattle drives... What slayed me, though, was that (and this is actually proudly attested to by the client in his Pinterest post, or whatever) the tattooist had included the name of the original artist whose work he had cribbed/cursed -- their name? _Shutterstock!_

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

@@richiehoyt8487 Thanks for the 5-page KZbin comment, Tolstoy 😁 (Only kidding. Funny story!)

[@СимонВизенталь-ы7ь]

​@@PBurns-ng3gw That's how spies were exposed. That's too many letters for Americans. 😆

[@Everthus4]

What happen in Tienanmen square? -I dont know -Yes.. you dont know

[@OzanBurada]

They did that in Russian sketch, unfortunately.

[@Mistwolfss]

Still applies lol​@@OzanBurada

[@henghuangxu4261]

Foil Arms and Hog will lose 10,000 social credit points! They are colluding with hostile foreign forces and the CIA to smear China! Our most beloved Supreme Leader, Xi Jinping, is extremely displeased! You will be sanctioned and banned from using anything made in China. Taiwan Province has been an inseparable part of China since ancient times! Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square-it’s all fabricated history created by CIA

[@romainsavioz5466]

Was that a question ?

[@user-10695]

You just need to ask people and they’ll tell you.

[@VoltronKnight]

yo the accent is on point and this is coming from a Chinese lol.

[@kathilisi3019]

What with the accent and the haircut, I think the interviewer was an unnamed Chinese guest actor

[@a__cat___asis]

It will indeed have been coming from a Chinese man

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

Arms is our brother from another mother!

[@foilarmsandhog]

Guys this isnt me doing the accent lol. But thanks for the vote of confidence😂

[@kathilisi3019]

@@foilarmsandhog I was expecting your guest to join in on the "Doomdah" but I guess he wanted to remain anonymous due to the jokes told? 🥸

[@ignoto2010]

you just lost a bunch of social credits for holding the chopsticks like that 😂

[@mchparity]

social myth you mean? It speaks volumes you believe that crap.

[@ignoto2010]

@mchparity the joke... you... 🤷🏻‍♂️ bro it's just irony

[@marcromain64]

​@@mchparity Congratulations, you have been awarded a bunch of social credits for this serious defense without attack. The People's Party will forever be in your debt and should the greatest party leader of all time ever, contrary to expectations, resign, your selfless commitment will be remembered when the successor is nominated!

[@SL16867]

@@ignoto2010 I'm not laughing because you're not funny

[@ignoto2010]

@@SL16867 then just ignore me, please. I'm sure there are some funny comments other than mine 😅 I'm not forcing anybody and the "social credits" score is just a famous meme online. I'm not implying anything political here...

[@SarahYau84]

This was a long time coming. As a British born Chinese person I approve. Love the terracotta army part and accent is on point, so much so I do not believe that's Arms

[@foilarmsandhog]

Because it isn't!

[@SarahYau84]

That is awesome. Would love to find out who it is. Love it when you guys have guests on.

[@naly202]

​@@foilarmsandhogwhy didn't you show him? You usually do!

[@flygirlfly]

​@@naly202Oh, now now.. He might have family still there..😮

[@SoooWhatttt]

​@@flygirlfly At the end, Arms is ending the video with Foil and Hog. So he was there but didn't do it.

[@Ensign_Roque]

The Tatoo joke is spot on 😅😂

[@maxz69]

Could you explain it?

[@adolphsow607]

The Chinese guy definitely is a Cantonese descendent.. That's very Cantonese accent there 😂

[@jennychuang808]

It’s a Malaysian accent

[@adolphsow607]

@jennychuang808 really? I'm Malaysian fyi..

[@IvyCheang]

@@jennychuang808 No way it's a Malaysian accent. I'm canto and lived with Singaporeans (with Malaysian friends) in uni. The Singaporean/Malaysian accent (not exactly the same but close) is similar to canto accent in some regards, but what's in the video lacks some key characteristics. I'm not a linguist so I can only describe how I feel. I think both canto and singlish sound flat in a way, but singlish likes to raise the pitch in the middle or end syllable of a word often. Also, to my ear singlish sounds more nasal.

[@Feng-hz]

@@jennychuang808 In fact, there are quite a lot of immigrants from Guangdong in Malaysia.

[@Muircetach]

It's actually a stereotypical 'Chinatown' accent that people use in Hollywood but really nowhere else. Actual Cantonese people don't talk like that either.

[@anna.popović]

Sketch idea from the ghost of Christmas past: in an old livestream you came up with the idea of a Christmas cracker joke factory employee who keeps trying to write alternative comedy there. Made me laugh rewatching it again recently.

[@Emma_W_]

Oh which livestream was it?

[@foilarmsandhog]

Okay, I'll write it - later today

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

​@@Emma_W_ Foil's christmas gathering 2020.

[@Emma_W_]

@@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena thank you! 😊 Of course you'd know!

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

@@Emma_W_ 😂 It's my favourite christmas livestream.

[@개고기수프]

"Where are the most expensive Indians properties?" "Vancouver."

[@1203tsuru]

Nice to see East Asian country immigration sketch, looking forward to seeing Japan and Korea

[@Lars6138]

Japanese immigration test is really simple: "Are you a foreigner?" "Yes." "Denied."

[@Toyori_01]

I'm Japanese. I'd like to see it too.

[@rashadkafeel]

Just a public service announcement, NORD VPN doesn't work in China anymore. Get Astrill. Great video though, waiting for you to come to India.

[@Amaranthyne]

I was about to say. Unfortunately I found out the hard way.

[@Kepler-17c]

It only works until they block their servers, too. The issue with public VPN companies: Their servers are known. Afaik the only way to hide your activity is using Tor with unlisted bridge servers. In most countries the default Tor configuration suffices. But when a country will get suspicious if you use Tor, you can hide that with unlisted bridge servers.

[@nikokallio8650]

Free VPN is an app for smartphone and it works most of the time. Choose Finland or Ireland. Its really free, if you have shitty internet you can even skip ads

[@lynncai587]

Was about to say this. Sadly a lot of popular VPNs don't work anymore. This summer when i was visiting China I used MullvadVPN

[@irinyplesco4063]

Let's VPN also a good option, Nord VPN promises to work but zero 😂

[@DesMen-i9z]

Sounds like a Hong Konger doing the Chinese immigration officer

[@dexinwang7192]

There’s 8 main dialect groups in China and each of them is drastically different from each other. That’s why there’s not a single “Chinese accent”

[@D.Trinchuk]

"How many steps are the to the planning process in China?" "One - build" As a European engineer, that hits me too hard.

[@matthewlaurence3121]

The line about Sydney had me in stitches! Chinese investment in Australian real estate is omnipresent.

[@youbigtubership]

No longer investment- closer to occupation.

[@yuncongwang7777]

everywhere😂

[@艾辰-b9t]

Crazy real estate business--A sigh from a Chinese

[@XiaoZhang-i7n]

You know what?! I remember that your guys’ videos were first shown in BiliBili, many Chinese fans strongly suggested that your guys make an immigration video of China! Today I finally watch the Video 🎉❤

[@daniellevantol457]

The ' that could have worked' from Foil at the end with the chopsticks, i think it actually could 😄

[@Captain-Jinn]

People might write in saying their offended by some of these jokes, but dont worry guys. That's just their pinyin.

[@foilarmsandhog]

The pun is strong in this one

[@SamFAHntha]

Took me a second (okay, two) but I got it! Well done 😂

[@jelita_]

​@@SamFAHntha is "Pinyin" a pun for "problem"?

[@jelita_]

@@handlenot030 thanks. Good pun 🤣

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

*they're offended

[@vortexlegend101]

Can we get a North Pole immigration sketch for Christmas?

[@zanussidish5685]

Think that would be really difficult to write about with it having no population. Or land. Best I can come up with is: Why do you want to visit the North Pole? I just always had this magnetic attraction to it

[@snowangelnc]

@@zanussidish5685 Aw, c'mon, we're not going to count Santa and the elves?

[@Ind-e8b]

“What’s the biggest export from the North Pole?” “Melting iceberg water”

[@LongsleepingBear]

Notice for North Pole Immigration: Penguins not accepted

[@zanussidish5685]

@@LongsleepingBear Bear with ne

[@apoetsbrain6794]

What can be seen from space is indeed your every move lol... This sketch cracked me up. That chopstick bit means they can't get in after all. The way they held it is basically an abomination lol

[@alvarinaferreira2809]

The look on their faces when the noodles get taken away 😂

[@SandraOnCloud9]

Foil‘s deep sigh and eye roll at the beginning was much stronger this time.😂

[@niyanlan8928]

The quality of the scripts and just how funny they are is more than most comedy shows on TV. Bravo

[@左家垅扛把]

I'm Chinese and to be honest I wasn't actually offended, you made me laugh out loud. 😂Obviously there are some stereotypes but you managed to strike a balance, it was really funny🤣🤣

[@艾辰-b9t]

关于领导人连任的梗我有点没get到，难道西方人很在意固定周期必须换一个人领导吗？

[@左家垅扛把]

@艾辰-b9t 那肯定啊，他们自称民主自由，肯定觉得我们现在这样独裁啊😂不过管他呢，看个乐子就好了

[@艾辰-b9t]

​@@左家垅扛把 确实，幽默西方人就喜欢看表面功夫

[@spicyplumfairy]

Finally here comes the Chinese immigration episode. The first question already cracked me: "your every move!"

[@Sudipta_Scoral]

Yellow Derek & Influencer Dad attempting to enter China 😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

haha

[@SaneTrinity]

damn, Immigration sketches are my favourite series, but this one was the best, i laughed even harder than when watching one about my home country.

[@zanussidish5685]

Remember you can't ever go back now 😮

[@a__cat___asis]

Love your interviewers little giggle about the tatoo joke :D and Hog's doing a Chaplin again with the noodles !

[@foilarmsandhog]

He is very charlie chaplin isn't he

[@a__cat___asis]

@@foilarmsandhog did you (he) try knitting them, too? I meant to do that ever since

[@fredericapanon207]

@apocatastasis, and now, you just reminded me of the glass artist who creates knitted fabrics in glass, Carol Milne.

[@a__cat___asis]

@@fredericapanon207 I'm a ceramicist, if that exists, and it's interesting how she does that inside out from the one clip I just watched, glass inside the clay

[@LunaStic10]

😂Very funny! One of my favorites so far We need this practical test in every getting past immigration skit😂.

[@gengis737]

I was prepared for the immigration officer telling them everything about themselves without asking any question, but your sketch is much funnier.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

The tattoo joke 😅 I practice my reading skills at the beach 😅 More abundant than textbooks and subtitles!

[@00WatName00]

Hilarious! “because of the smog” 😂

[@SandraOnCloud9]

The chop stick bit is hilarious!🍜😂

[@tamara3984]

Years ago I was in a short that was centered on a Chinese man's dinner experience with his friends and family. The cast was Chinese, Korean and Japanese (I played one of two European friends) and everyone laughed how I was using chopsticks. I now ask for a fork. 😂

[@lornam3637]

I have to get my Chinese family to fish things out of the hotpot for me 😆 Definitely need to practice 😋

[@foilarmsandhog]

Don't let the bastards grind you down Tam Tam

[@Kepler-17c]

Find something you like and practise. I love using chopsticks for snacks - keeps your hands clean.

[@tamara3984]

@Kepler-17c I have fibromyalgia so using chopsticks the normal way really hurts, but it is definitely a way to use them. I cut my fruit up so I can eat it with a cake fork for the same reason.

[@Kepler-17c]

@@tamara3984 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find a treatment that works for you.

[@jierdareisa4313]

I love ALL Foil Arms and Hog videos!!!! ❤

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks so much!

[@HuguetteCroley]

aigotvisa AI fixes this. "Getting Past Chinese Immigration"

[@toveychurchill6468]

Wow, the budget for Arm in this sketch must be hefty, he even nailed the Chinese accent!

[@ravensshade]

that's impressive actually can see everything from space but can't see anyone on the ground due to smog

[@henryt169]

I have been waiting for this. Did not disappoint. You definitely cracked the Hong Kong accent very well.

[@AB-yk2ed]

When they look at each other after "simple questions"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ErniSchoolofPolish]

In China, where chopsticks are rife, NordVPN keeps browsing life. For Christmas, don't slog, Check Foil Arms and Hog

[@foilarmsandhog]

Ohh lovely

[@zanussidish5685]

You're one line short of a limerick. And no I don't mean the poem.

[@Windycajr]

Nord VPN doesn't even work in China

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

How about the McCormack family trying to take a family photo during the holidays? Mary running out to get the chicken out the oven. Paddy answering the door to someone collecting money. Anne bouncing around from a sugar overdose. Jason/Thomas/whatever drunk and Darren in the middle trying to set up the camera. 5 seconds is not enough.

[@naly202]

Yes. Bring back the McCormacks! It's tradition!

[@a__cat___asis]

Many options (insert exclamation mark which I no longer can) - - - My mind is too tired to think about it - I just instantly had this image of the tree exploding, then freeze frame, the finished photo with a brightly blazing (fir) fire behind them

[@keefashine2657]

"that could've worked!!!!" me with chopsticks lololol

[@a__cat___asis]

YT is reading my mind again, because what I loued about the boys´ noodle test made me think of Expressions College: it takes thought, rather than ignorance, to attempt what Foil starts with the chopsticks aligned like cues, instantly reminded me of my fauourite misplaced hands-on-face ♥

[@jiaqizhong5420]

Finally the long overdue Chinese episode

[@Jane-he4xx]

Yeh... that's EXACTLY how I eat with chopsticks 😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

I'm not the worst, but I'm very slow

[@MsLittleChristine]

This was brilliant. Well done!

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

It's the 23rd appearance of the red chequered shirt and congratulations Foil! You overtook Hog and are now the one who wore it most.🎉 Foil: 11 Arms: 2 Hog: 10

[@mickeysanders74]

Wow, I'm impressed you keep track of this bit of FAH trivia.

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

@@mickeysanders74 Thanks. 😊 I actually keep track of a few shirts, but this one is currently in the lead. Too much time. 😅

[@foilarmsandhog]

Is it the most bang for buck costume item?

[@a__cat___asis]

not sure how many yellow tops Hog has, or if it's the same two?

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

@foilarmsandhog Just looking at your shirts, it is right now. There are other things like that denim jacket and so that I have still to look into, but I'll keep you updated. 😁

[@Room142]

The smog joke had me wheezing

[@msamour]

So you guys are going all over the place! Don't burn yourselves out guys! Best of luck on your tour.

[@abydosianchulac2]

Don't know the specifics of why your special guest wanted to remain anonymous, but I hope he's in the comments to see how much he was appreciated!

[@tinigella]

You made my day guys!! ❤

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks!

[@dmandal.jaalcar]

The practical was the unexpected twist that really stole the show 😁

[@lukeconnolly5709]

Funny sketch lads 😂 Can't wait for the show on Sunday!

[@foilarmsandhog]

Be great to see you again bud

[@SamFAHntha]

Have fun Luke!! You should make the first thing you say to them "funny show lads" ... If you haven't already.... .... And if you like that idea 😂

[@maitama5362]

Oh no your social credits is falling😂😂😂😂

[@Steffibear267]

hey. Just wanted to thank you guys for making me smile on a day when we've just heard my partner's aunt has passed away. Appreciate the Thursday normality.

[@mickeysanders74]

Sending ❤❤❤ Steffibear

[@Steffibear267]

@@mickeysanders74 Thanks so much, Mickey.

[@foilarmsandhog]

AH really sorry to hear that Steffi

[@岳中原]

you really have me with TBC😂

[@CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75]

YOURE SO AMAZING AND MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERY WEEK AGAIN!!! 😭😭 sorry someone brought me to the conclusion yesterday that I should write more fangirly comments again. And I am never gonna stop.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Ah that's very kind, they are always graciously appreciated here

[@dangalfthedruid]

Laugh out loud multiple times. Great sketch!

[@Emma_W_]

I keep expecting to see Anne. Maybe Hog really was wearing the Anne mole that day to put him in the right frame of mind for working. 🤔

[@MethylCH314]

that TBC was hilarious

[@gimmethatplease2224]

Ooh, who did you collab with here? Always a treat to see a new - oh well, not face, but you know. Especially to spice up an immigration sketch! Btw, did you finish the noodles? Did you keep the sauce for after the shoot?

[@_Miri_]

I love how people think it’s Arms doing a Chinese accent 😆

[@gimmethatplease2224]

@@_Miri_ Yes, surprising!

[@foilarmsandhog]

He was brilliant, but is choosing to be anonymous.. for obvious reasons

[@speedghoul6259]

LOVE FROM CHINA，bunch of stereotype jokes full of clever twists, well done!

[@黑羽快斗-l3x]

过于无厘头以至于不知道哪个是玩笑哪个是真心😂

[@dandybutnotfancy6336]

Totally on point. 真的好！

[@cyee7]

Oof that accent work is amazing. Hi from Hong Kong!

[@ipcheng8022]

Suprisely accurate, well done🎉

[@tinaperez7393]

This sounded very like the "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" guy. 😂So i guess it was very good! 👏👍🔥💯😂❤

[@SamFAHntha]

*He* is very good...

[@chapmanlam2968]

The interviewer must be Timmy 😂

[@Paldasan]

Not surprising as Steven He is Irish.

[@Parischick11]

Is that Steve He? 😂 and Korean immigration please!

[@raptor1672]

That Sydney joke hits too hard......

[@SamFAHntha]

Aren't they great 😂

[@KyleBrickley]

They didn’t have the nerve to do the accent themselves hahahha

[@condor727me]

This was an exact copy of my experience getting into China! I expect a royalty check in the future! :D

[@henbane2247]

To live in China or come here temporarily?

[@condor727me]

@@henbane2247 [i'm just joking...but...both]

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Very first FAH sketch I saw was "Scottish man on a quiz show". Don't know if the algorithm recognised I was Scottish and thought I'd like it or if it was just random, but ever since I've been a huge fan! The immigration and party sketches are always my favorites, but I do have a soft spot for Oisin (sp?) and his ma!

[@LaughLurkInsights]

Sketch idea: Oisín's birthday

[@Emma_W_]

Barry's birthday. But Anne doesn't know til he's round that day and panically throws something together for him.

[@kedaver263]

Plot twist Barry and Oisin share the same birthday 😂

[@Emma_W_]

@@kedaver263 What are the chances of two friends sharing the same birthday? Oh, wait... ok, this could work!

[@Ensign_Roque]

​@@kedaver263Good! 😄

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks mate, keep em coming

[@Emoechaiti]

Bro started knitting noodles with chopsticks

[@Shuang_Shuang]

Having lived almost a decade, this is correct 😂

[@mariahmoy3075]

I’ve just found you, guys! And you’re amazing! ❤

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

I want to see these two at a quiz or gameshow. They have the facial expressions down. 😅

[@SamFAHntha]

Like genuinely? Or a sketch one? 😂

[@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena]

@SamFAHntha Both. A sketch to win a trip to a country they want or maybe like a futuristic one. Win a travel to Mars. I also would want to see the lads on a gameshow with quizes and challenges or on taskmaster. That would be fun. Special round: Guess the right sketch to the fahnart reference. Foil:0 points 😂

[@SamFAHntha]

@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena Taskmaster would be like a dream come true!!!!

[@a__cat___asis]

@@SamFAHntha I keep worrying they'd haue to break up before coming on Taskmaster. Has a fan euer asked them which of them might be Iinterested??

[@theKobus]

the RESEARCH on that faux rhotic r. I’m assuming that represents hours of coaching by a Chinese-speaking friend with a great sense of humor

[@holycrab8700]

翻了一下 居然没有中文评论？？？？那我必须要用中文了 哈哈哈哈 笑死我了🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eisbaer2758]

真的蛮好笑的

[@ims3312]

不好笑啊，他描述的中国形象是源自bbc创造的虚拟国家，就根本无法代入的冒犯，他们可不会对德国或西班牙写这种低级脚本。 而且他们在b站有号的，这视频完全就对不起观众吧。

[@JTanis]

The first question cracks me up already 😂😂😂

[@pauvilreutov2975]

1:12 "the sky don't lie."

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

The Terracotta Army joke made me smirk. ❤

[@rebeccastout4122]

Can't wait for this years top ten sketch.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Whats on it for you?

[@a__cat___asis]

@@foilarmsandhog -Nativity Director Goes Too Far!! oh damn that was last year- ... do remakes like the Monks or Save the Planet count? Comedians/Soldiers, Ireland/Sommer, Books/Party ... I'll be back

[@rebeccastout4122]

​@@foilarmsandhog word play car sales, snob tried fast food, granny cheats at bingo, when books throw a party, not sure which but I one of the imagration sketches, bomb disposal work experience.

[@ITeachChinese]

Damn! Some right, some wrong 😂

As a cheat tip. Ignore the chop sticks and lift the bowl to your face. Lean in to sip and use the chopsticks held together like a spoon to shovel food in mouth. A bit uncouth but useful when starving and you need to get the food into belly quickly.

[@chesscomsupport8689]

I do know how to use chopsticks (I'm Chinese), and with some kinds of food, that's essentially what I do.

[@e.peeters6403]

At first sight I thought the interviewer took back just Hog's bowl.....to end the misery.....😀

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Chinese tourists and Indian Tourists are truly two of a kind. The world is ours for the visiting. 0:33 Missed opportunity to do a NordVPN sponsorship 1:06 Hey, bell bottom trousers on men are cool! Hog’s Chopsticks Skills >>>>>>>>>>> P.S. Great merch just in time for end of year shopping. Love that!

[@joshuabaehr44]

City planner here... "build" is too accurate 😂

[@kedaver263]

Uncle Roger is that you😅

[@mmz5076]

Uncle Roger would test them on making egg fried rice and the right level of frustration in their "Haiya". 😂

[@joy1ess]

😂😂😂 was expecting racism, and found none at all. that was absolutely hilarious!!! thank you

[@mickeysanders74]

These guys do not due mean humor. One of their many appealing qualities.