Food Theory: What If The Packers Cheesehead Was Made of ACTUAL Cheese?

[@judethedude8447]

Oh no. It's the Panera bread gloves all over again.

[@homerman76]

At least this one has a more relevant reason to be considering the idea😅

[@Kirkyeehee]

Except for this time around it's really not because they don't make it to wear.

[@JazzyTheDrama]

Fr😢

[@80sstyledonut59]

I understood this reference

[@jonathanstern5537]

except eating the bread gloves won't cause any problems.

[@MeekMitts]

only adding 2 hours for Tailgating, is an insult to Wisconsin, those suckers are out there at 7am for a Sunday night game

[@ariesearthdragon]

And you have to start your day with a Bloody Mary and a chaser.

[@Lavadragon978]

As a Wisconsin resident, I am very offended

[@lordmegatron4789]

they wake up drunk

[@Craftymom1o19]

Once the season is Announced doesn’t the tailgating start?

[@AReaderOfHorror]

Football fans are the dumbest, most insane people not in a religion.

[@magicalfluffybunny]

Every time the Wisconsin state graphic is on the screen, it is sideways. 😂

[@petermiller4953]

Sideways, because why? What's so bad about our state?

[@CGammer101]

Why? Its annoying

[@Kirasque]

I left the video to confirm I wasn't the one who was confused about the orientation. I thought I was losing my mind!

[@Amongus-xh3rf]

Santi Failed Geography?

[@jamikiaoglesby7495]

The disrespect

[@ThemaninSCP-5000]

As someone in Wisconsin THIS IS A WASTE OF CHEESE

[@nlm2nd]

as a person in Pittsburgh who is allergic to cheese but VERY AWARE of the dairy fandom, agreed. Although, trying a pound of the top 7 cheeses produced in wisconsin spread out over a year seems like a fun idea.

[@ThemaninSCP-5000]

@@nlm2nd yes

[@jackcoliins6804]

Absolutely not. Go Pack Go

[@blackcatpoe4716]

As someone NOT FROM WISCONSIN, (never even been there) I actually agree with you on the fact that I don't want to eat the cheese that has been worn on my head. Cheese can easily go bad if left for hours on end at room temperature. What if it's hot out? And don't get me started with what's in your hair and skin. 🤮

[@AustynSN]

No dairy products were harmed in the making of this video.

[@NCHistory09]

My Wisconsin heart skipped a beat when I saw this!!!!! 🧀

[@SirBhoger]

I’ve never clicked a video faster than this one

[@PhantomQueen209]

Same, I had to do a double take

[@ventingtable3315]

I clicked so fast

[@LankyFlames]

Me too

[@suspicious_pizza69]

Same

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Last video I asked "how much cheese would you'd need to eat before it becomes 'dangerously cheesey'?" And this video is basically the answer to that. Thank you, Theorist team

[@orenjinokawa]

omga. this is so 2763. I might beefydie. (I want osc slang now, this has nothing to do with the og comment)

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Santi with cheese on his Head. This channel is awesome 🧀🧀🧀🧀

[@gordanahorne4859]

My name mr cheese 🧀

[@RorThor]

Film x Style Theory idea: can glasses really change your appearance that much that you can’t be recognised? Inspired by Kent Clark/Superman 👓🤔

[@Danganronpa_Smiling_Despair]

It does ​@@AUTTP_walmartbag-zy2mo

[@petermiller4953]

Ooh! Good idea!

[@xSweetDr34msx]

This has already been clarified during a style theory short. The glasses itself can help amplify the eyes to make naturally smaller eyes, look bigger than they actually are. However, as for Clark Kent, people only dont recognize him as superman because of the expectations they have for an everyday office worker with the difference of something like a more slouched posture, rather than the more proud, confident stance of superman. The actor for superman (I don't know his name) once stood in the middle of NYC in a superman suit underneath, but no one was able to identify him. Edit: Depending on the frame of the glasses, that can also make the illusion of 'slimming down' a naturally round face (from my experience), where as rounder glasses can make a round face look rounder than it actually is.

[@darkmooink69]

Corridor crew have done this experiment and nobody noticed that one of the business managers (I think) was part of the maintenance crew because he had glasses on and they thought was in Texas not LA. But having Matpat do a experiment where he is in the background of some episodes dressed as “not Matpat” to see how many viewers would notice would be cool.

[@macab-re]

From what I've read online, it's mostly because people wouldn't think that Superman has an alter ego.

[@mavadelo]

As a Dutchman I can say that just like our Wisconsinian brethren and sisrten, we never considered Kaaskop to be an insult but an honorary nickname. The French, Belgians, Germans and Swiss all claim their cheese to be "the cheese" but all agree on one thing, only the Dutch are so entwined with cheese that they deserve the moniker "Kaaskop" All curds lead to Gouda.

[@HiddenStrengthTimelapseDrawing]

I need to ask: Why is the image of Wisconsin repeatedly shown rotated 90° to the left?

[@Mr12Relic]

Editor error, thinking it's anti-Maine

[@Chad54615]

I was wondering the same

[@Maxgogeta]

As someone who was born and raised in Wisconsin, this theory took me by surprise.

[@deathmauler181]

Well ,atleast you weren't too cheesy about it

[@clairekelly-uj5wq]

Same lol

[@user-jw8nm6iv2n]

My wisconsin soul got excited but broke when the state was pictured sideways... I don't know if I can stand the disrespect 😂

[@Mr12Relic]

We're now the anti-Maine

[@thelemonal]

As someone from Wisconsin I am disappointed that the state is SIDEWAYS 😭😭😭 (All lighthearted!)

[@Charlie-ej2iu]

It’s funny every time I see it. Guess nobody opened Google when editing

[@Smartdazzle]

Okay I’m glad I’m not the only Wisconsinite that noticed the state being sideways (ALL THREE TIMES)

[@flatoutgamer622]

I also noticed that

[@NilsLegoWorld]

The word “kaaskop” may be used as an insult against my fellow Dutches but in the Netherlands we use the word for someone who REALLY loves and eats a lot of cheese 🧀 🧀 Edit: thanks for 100 likes 👍 💯

[@Blueberieeee]

It's kinda funny since it literally means "cheese head" XD

[@supper-girl7405]

I also use it to tease my blonde friends

[@NilsLegoWorld]

@@Blueberieeee exactly

[@stefdesjardijn2460]

I am from the Netherlands too, and it is kinda true

[@Charisonic_558]

I'm wondering if that's where the Spanish word for helmet comes from. Casco.

[@stevencase1753]

As a proud Wisconsinite, I’ve never felt more fulfilled or joyful at a theory upload.

[@heftyrumble]

Great video. However I do have one nitpicky question. Why is it that when the state of Wisconsin is on screen, it's on its side?

[@1amv1sible]

As someone born in Wisconsin, addicted to cheese, and a Packers fan, this is the best video Food Theory has ever made

[@ianlee8937]

I'm confused. The volume formula shown at 4:50 is that for a rectangular prism, but the cheese hat isn't shaped like that, being more of a fraction of a cylinder. A different volume formula is needed, with different measurements such as radius and angle in place of length and width. This isn't even taking into account the approximately hemispherical cut-out where the person's head is presumably supposed to go. This is a science channel. I understand that KZbin and attention spans necessitates simplicity in explanation, but at least give us simple explanations, and not wrong ones.

[@ReneAdaimi]

100%, Volume of cylinder is pi*r^2*h, but this is 1/6 of a cylinder I think, so pi*r^2*h/6 = 3.14*14*14*4.75/6 = 487. So he's off by a factor of 1.9 The 32lbs becomes 16.8lbs, and if you remove the cutout for the head it will be even less

[@an_ender_wizard4641]

you are correct in thinking something's off here, after a bit of measurement I've determined that the hat exists around a 60deg angle making the entire thing 1/6 of a cylinder with a radius of 14" and a height of 4.75" leaving the hat (before removing the non-swiss imitating holes) at a volume of ~487in^3 . Now while the hole for the head is elliptical, for simplicities sake I'm using the average circumference of a human head of 22in. which leaves our head hole as roughly a hemispherical cutout with a radius of ~3.5in and a volume of 90in^3, leaving us with only 397in^3 of cheese. HOWEVER, the official cheesehead also has 3 cylindrical holes positioned around the hat that are each about the size of a soft drink can which exist so the item can be used for more than just headwear (they even advertise using it to hold foodstuff on the official website), or about ~21in^3 each bringing us down to only 334in^3. This new volume compared to the density of swiss leaves us with 175.6oz of cheese, that while it's still a lot to eat, would only amount to less than 9 days of overconsumption taking in about 44,295mg of calcium over that time or about twice the recommended 2,500mg's each day. if you instead kept to the 25 day time frame from before our Packers fan would only be consuming about 1770mg of calcium a day, and while that would still probably cause constipation is not quite enough to be lethal so long as it is properly stored between "meals". TL;DR cheesehead less than 11lbs and could be 'safely' eaten over a month

[@kfin45]

That's what I'm trying to say

[@TeylaOcasek]

My family literally just did this calculation!!! We knew somthing was off with the formula!

[@CraftyBirb]

Ya, I watched the measurement part multiple times to make sure I heard him right. Immediately knew something felt off, then went to calculate a wedge

[@FarmerEnvoyXtreme]

Not a cheese themed theory we expected.... but ONE WE NEED TO KNOW

[@jacksonross753]

Santi talking ish about Green Bay when the Pats are going 3-14 this season 💀

[@That_Prussian]

Hopefully we go 3-14, Jacobi Brissett is sacrificing himself in front of that O-Line. If we go 3-14 we get the #1 draft pick and I’m all for that.

[@Tenetri]

Who needs a vacation when you can just eat 32 POUNDS of CHEESE in a month?! This cheese hat is either a genius snack idea or a recipe for disaster... Either way, I'm HERE FOR IT! Keep up the great content The Food Theorists!

[@xSweetDr34msx]

Unless you're lactose intolerant 💀💀

[@Turbulent_nights]

As a wisconsinite, I feel called. Dream come true right here

[@Endarire]

FINALLY! Recognition for Wisconsin! Alleluia!

[@LankyFlames]

I was literally actually at a packer game a few weeks ago lived in Wisconsin my whole life

[@MRBC19.81]

I saw the title and my green and yellow heart jumped to my throat Go Pack Go!!!!

[@MRBC19.81]

Yes our defense has been subpar with Joe Barry but not this year!!! And we are a successful franchise so no we do not reek of sad fans

[@ariesearthdragon]

I admit that this is what grabbed my attention and curiosity to watch this video.

[@dimples1001]

I never thought I’d been so intrigued by a video about a cheese hat lol

[@dontask6511]

PACKERS EPISODE GOS CRAZY 💯💯

[@emillychan06]

Ah winconsin

[@Ashiixz]

This is a certified cheeze moment

[@jendesantis6]

santi's slow descent into madness makes sense now, hes a patriots fan

[@TheOGkiwi746]

I love this video, but I’m from Wisconsin and I’m wondering why when you show the state sideways😂😂

[@Keiitaro03]

This is the thing about the theory channels, that even though I don't like football, or even sports in general, and nor do I have enough interactions with the USA to understand what the title and thumbnail is about. They still manage to talk about something universally interesting, and now this will forever be where I learnt about hypercalcemia.

[@zaczane]

Liking the patriots Is like rooting for The Empire in Starwars.

[@Gwenpoolthegoat]

As a wisconite I already know this... We would eat it

[@Songal18]

Best tailgate snack! And that's the thing, no one person is eating it, we in Wisconsin SHARE our cheese! Even if it was made into a hat.

[@kilobeastgaming]

Im from Wisconsin and of course a Packers fan, never could've expected a video like this 😅

[@ItSaBeastNerd]

As a NFL viewer, Santi, I know you’re not making fun of the Packers fan as a Patriots fan. Your team fell off a cliff after Brady.

[@Uncrowdedpower]

They also didn't have much success before brady either

[@gloriousevolutionlvr]

Fr

[@Gogglepup]

Every New Englanderer (me)😢

[@deathsyth8888]

I don't know, 6 champions with 9 SB appearances in 20 years vs only one Super Bowl victory in more than a decade; it seems like the Patriots made the best use of their time. With that being said, I'm ok with us being at the bottom again after 2 decades of success.

[@jaidenshah4602]

Ouch as a New Englander that hurts

[@bacongood1150]

32 pounds of cheese? Dawg that light work for any wisconsinite

[@ArmundJay]

so... put it in the fridge and eat it like normal cheese.. got it.

[@TotallyHuman]

i've fallen off the theory bandwagon as of late (if only because the topics are so strange lately) but Santi straight up made my wisconsinite DAY with this one.

[@sumieltarai3660]

hear me out: CHEESE PUFFS. or to be exact one giant cheese puff in this cheeseslice foam. Should also be edible, and you could also be able to make an afro version that you put on like a helmet.

[@finks1]

Real Pats fans are still Pats fans post Bill and Tom. Respect.

[@wojp0777]

I'm glad you shortened the intro. Maybe it takes away the nostalgia but makes it much more... modern. Also the new format is great overall!

[@nickwilson3399]

I saw an old thumbnail, remembered Sanji's the host and went, "huh, I wonder how he's holding up the channel" and immediately see this. I think he's doing a great job 😂😂😂

[@aaronramirez2979]

So when is the Minion guacamole nacho hat going to be made

[@DKTH77]

My guess, near Cinco de Mayo or Dia de los Muertos

[@TKTK-ku2od]

Video idea: Test many drinks and juices to see what combination is the most fizziest

[@cookiegd]

im going to pretend that i watched the whole video less than a minute after it came out and hypocritically rush down to the comment section to say that this video was great

[@cookiegd]

@Joseph-15411 and as a plus there are bots to reply to it immediately

[@calebehhh-jx7ic]

My man 🤝

[@QuartzRBLX]

A reply bot has come here DO NOT reply it just gives it more power silently report and ignore

[@cookiegd]

and there are bots counteracting those bots all interacting with my comment another win for me

[@QuartzRBLX]

@@cookiegd dont reply bro it just allows it to raid more replies

[@Avi-rn6ei]

I was so scared that Santi would make himself a real cheese hat. He already reached the questionable/ slightly insane level of being a Theorist, so i was relieved that we didnt get to see the making of an abomination 😭💀

[@Gamerseatgames]

Santie : "Eating All This In One Day Is Out Of The Question" Matt Stonie: "Nah I'd Win"

[@The_American_In_Your_Walls]

wisconsin mentioned🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Mr12Relic]

And surprisingly pronounced correctly

[@The_American_In_Your_Walls]

@@Mr12Relicthat makes it better🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@rinanona2348]

Cheesehead!!! Wore one of those to church when I was little..and it was Bakersfield, ca 😂 love runs deep for gb, instant click and like

[@foureyedelf6151]

I think Jim Henson made the first Kermit out of his mother's couch too.

[@TheTikOfTheTak]

Tom Grossi is watching intensely

[@alexbailey791]

Glad I am not the only one thinking this

[@sodadeer]

I love the way the editor made Santi eating the cheese lol. It is so funny and so well made lol

[@aimredinez]

2:46 WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!?

[@Droplets21]

Noooooooo, it’s the cheesehead of 87

[@gwenpicchi5719]

I seriously read that as Markaplier. I've lost it.

[@DaQuill]

​@@gwenpicchi5719 Same...

[@Michiganvideoswithmyfriends.]

Big Cheese Make Me Mine Says Go To The Office Big Cheese Make Me Mine Says That One Stays -Nirvana 1989

[@MonkeydeggGaming]

As a someone from Wisconsin I approve🧀

[@gery505]

Instructions unclear, never eating cheese again.

[@jonah_jo]

I genuinely live 15 minutes from the Packers Stadium.

[@Songal18]

My fellow Wisconsinites, WHY was our proud state turn sideways! But seriously loved the video, even if we from Wisconsin would eat one no problem, because this is the perfect snack for a tailgate! Why wear your cheese when you can eat it and celebrate being at a Packer game with all your colorful friends. Then leftovers ^^

[@robertmcmaster3786]

2:03 …Hey Santi…why is the map of Wisconsin on its side?

[@Rosy-maple-moth46]

No?

[@mas8705]

Food Theory still proving to be the most chaotic of the four hosts.

[@greysenhucek635]

As a wisconsinite this is really great knowledge to know about my state

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

I don’t normally watch food theory. In fact this is actually my first video. I am compelled to watch.

[@tanikokishimoto1604]

Food Theory is the only Theory I watch.

[@QuartzRBLX]

Why is no one talking about how they reached a billion views?

[@Myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2]

They did

[@Mr_Splunder]

They should make a video

[@QuartzRBLX]

@@Mr_Splunder i think a community post will be ok

[@QuartzRBLX]

@TICE4ROS are u an auttp bot or a person?

[@QuailRocks]

Finding out Santi is a patriots fan, you betrayed me good sir

[@CrystalBrightz]

*Put our state silhouette upright, darnit!* 😡💢

[@mxshel]

you guy should debunk the "if you can't sleep, drink some warm milk" idea, i'm really curious if it actually works or it's a myth

[@Initiallyleo]

*A real cheese hat would go well with my bacon suspenders and bread bowl sneakers*

[@lilypad2245]

Greetings from Wisconsin, we’ve been waiting for this

[@RonaldTrumpet7956]

Idc if it kills me I will eat 13 of these of those were real cheese

[@laurasohn8332]

The guy with the beard looks like a character from a Dr Seuss book...

[@tijanamilenkovic3425]

Lorax?

[@Crunchy_Toast07]

Wisconsinite moment

[@RomanNumeralsV5]

💯

[@schnabu7571]

New chubbyemu video: A football fan ate nothing but cheese for weeks straight, here is what happened to his bones and organs

[@roxlife8173]

This the greatest video of all time.

[@avatarninjacat]

I've really been craving some cheese related content from you guys lately. This is awesome. Now I just need more potato related content. Thanks for this video; it's really Gouda.

[@Bird1912]

My question is how long would it stay fresh for. Like would it even be good to eat by day 25? Could you space it out so you don't die?

[@Mr12Relic]

If refrigerated, it's usually good for at least a few weeks, up to a few months depending on moisture. Otherwise frozen for several months.

[@Bird1912]

@@Mr12Relic yeah in that case you could proabably eat it as a part of a balaned diet over a few months easily so you could definetly eat it glad to hear he was wrong about that part of the theory

[@Y2lazer]

Hey Santi! Great job on this video. I just wanted to know if the calcium intake is calculating for the amount of calcium that is actually being added to the body and not being disposed of by the body.

[@EnderStine]

0:37 i hear 5-12 season for the patriots 😊

[@EnderStine]

in all seriousness loved the video especially as a packerfan

[@petermiller4953]

5-12 for the Pats? That's too generous! 3-15! Go Pack Go!!!

[@user-xl4tp5ef1w]

​@@petermiller4953no the New England Patriots are winning 6 to 7 games this season let's go pats

[@Julierubin224]

@@user-xl4tp5ef1w I don’t watch football and even I know this isn’t true.

[@A.Achorn]

Am I the only one who is disappointed they didn't address what would happen to a cheese hat like that if it was in the sun and on your sweaty head for 3hrs! That is 100% where I thought the health concern of eating it would have come from haha it's still really cool to learn about this new way to um "overindulge".

[@tocasmiley360]

as someone from Wisconsin, it is my obligation to point out that you did Wisconsin sideways? now I’ve gotten an f in geography before, but this? i thought the theory channels were supposed to be edutainment… :/

[@billyoctavius333]

As a packers fan myself I find this a very interesting and intriguing video as I have always wondered this everytime I put a cheese head on

[@swanrideryt]

0:54 I knew it! It was in that order!

[@Maxumisblox]

I love the fact whenever they show a football stadium in this video. They choose the 49er’s Stadium

[@Thefrogbread]

0:20 you know what that means FISH

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

Love how this is one of those things I could answer in a couple of minutes but I also love how it got introduced into a whole regular video😂😂😂

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

7:11 (lol) Cute.

[@TheSwedishDoc]

I have to give credits where credit's due: I have been a fan of every Theorist channel for YEEEARS. so I've watched a lot of episodes. so when the 3rd question was ''would you be able to eat it'' I thought that they would teach us about how dairy goes VERY bad in the sun, and wearing it for a whole day and having your sweat and heat mix with the cheese, would make it lethal for you to eat due to bacteria (like in the Lady Gaga meat dress episode) so having the outcome be about the calcium surprised me, and I learned something new! So I tip my hat off to the team, and admit that I was wrong ❤

[@thatpaintschemeguy8]

(Happy Wisconsinnite noises!)

[@DogeDoesFifa]

LETS GO!! New Theory has dropped🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ItsQuid]

The packers are wild 😂

[@Knucells]

Love Santi Food Theory Videos!

[@Frogmotion.]

Go Packers

[@Terrorbear94]

Dutch fan here. Kaaskop is still regularly used for someone born in Alkmaar. I believe some other municipalities may use it too. It's rarely used as an insult as far as I know

[@set-the-table7]

I don’t know what makes me more mad, the puns or him being a patriots fan

[@dragnbane]

Death by cheese....doesnt sound like the WORST way to go....

[@bearianna]

As a person who is from and grew up near Chicago, thank you for dunking on the packers for a few minutes. 💛 makes my heart proud. GO BEARS! 🐻

[@TheOneandOnlyJDB2]

👎

[@jaydenng7431]

Can't wait for that one TikTok guy to eat all the cheese in one sitting

[@Martell1925]

Go Pack Go 🧀🧀🧀

[@matianlong7907]

well, obviously next episode HAS to be about the Nacho Hat (with salsa)

[@plague5356]

1:29 Matpat wouldn't have mispronounced gouda like that 😔🙏

[@An_Entire_Spinell]

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