Florida woman comes face-to-face with alligator in kitchen

A Clearwater woman was startled to hear a loud crash overnight, but she was even more surprised when she saw the culprit: A 10-foot alligator that had crashed its way into her kitchen.
It was around 3:30 a.m. when Mary Wischhusen had gotten up to go to the bathroom. That’s when she came face to face with the intruder.
The alligator had apparently smashed through her floor-to-ceiling windows, then thrashed its way around her condo, knocking over furniture and damaging her walls.
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[@S2I2]

Only a Florida woman would play games on her computer while an alligator is in her kitchen

[@aeoncalcos3246]

What was she supposed to do? Wrestle it?

[@oldmenaremyfave]

yasss sssniperwolf lmao

[@tib0980]

Shane Smith That’s even a more Florida story

[@yourdad8576]

I would love to hear what you would do lol

[@glockwidstik]

She’s was on Pogo

[@Sheniy]

“After 55 years of nursing , dont u think ive seen it all?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skypie5374]

Lmao 😂

[@Noob.master6969]

Bruh how old is she

[@rau1488]

@@Noob.master6969 55. Shes been nursing since she was born

[@guineverebaroque7331]

@@Noob.master6969 most likely 80 plus or something most nurses are 30 when they start

[@anyonegotasnickersbar]

Guinevere Baroque didn’t you read killz’s comment? She was nursing since the day she was born so 55

[@delpicsla65]

She’s more pissed off than scared and it’s so funny 😂😂

[@trulykey8106]

ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@freeross371]

She's more worried about the wine than her life 😂

[@carlosquintana9646]

She piss off .Because she’s mad about red-wine broken 😂

[@arrietty1619]

its the wine

[@courage544]

IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleysvanity6561]

This woman is the type that will make you laugh without even trying 😭 I love her 🤭🩷

[@HomeByTheSeas]

@population-_-420deez nutz

[@camaju79]

She needed that bottle of wine after having a gator in her house.

[@IAmEverythang]

Definitely need a drink after that

[@loyaltyabovealllawzco.lilw1232]

@@IAmEverythang why not marijuana its safer better yet why isnt it legal in the us when alcohol is proven to cause way more damage and also why was kratom just outlawed a natural medince maybe cause the usa is a backwards nation with fake freedom an patriotism bulit off lies you're like north koreans

[@loyaltyabovealllawzco.lilw1232]

@@IAmEverythang why do americans think there the only people in the world that exist or matter why does america praise genocide an have gun laws that r proven to raise the murder rate yet the citizens of America defend these gun laws

[@IAmEverythang]

wood wtf are you talking about, you apparently tagged the wrong person.

[@18754KRS]

@@loyaltyabovealllawzco.lilw1232 you stupid guns are awesome wish they legal here

[@rockthevisualarts]

I love how she was upset about her wine 😂

[@evag9220]

rockthevisualarts that’s honestly me 😂

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

Wine aunts

[@littlehamster83]

Haha same thoughts

[@NYSLLeo]

who wouldn’t

[@totally.syd.]

Ikr

[@chelseylin6724]

“Im mad he got my wine, the good stuff” ...I like this lady, she’s got her priorities in order

[@ps6474]

Chelsey Lin...I know right, gotta love her.

[@sakuuram]

Straight right

[@jennamiller7016]

Agreed

[@TigerMeadows]

Lady: "I got that wine in the kitchen" Gator: "Actually no"

[@airressunplugged1994]

Right

[@sacredmorningcoffee141]

I worked with her at a nursing home, when I first got in the nursing field this is exactly her personality 😂🤣🤦🏿‍♀️ I swear!

[@tylongkicks8821]

😢😢😂

[@askbre]

Omg glad someone can vouch that shes a whole ki 😂

[@kate2create738]

She sounds great, people in the comment section are admiring her and calling her a legend. I can’t help laughing though that the spilled wine was her complaint, not her life being in danger, the damage to her house, but it had to be good wine to complain that it was wasted 😆 I don’t think I can judge though cause that possibly would be my complaint too! 🤣

[@robwalsh9843]

She seems funny and charming.

[@EconomicWarfare]

😂😂😂

[@idk5749]

"He got my red wine. *The good stuff* ." "Are you mad about the wine?" " *YES* " 😂😂 I love this woman. Her concern is in the right place.

[@highonimmi]

It wasn’t cheap box wine!!! Lol

[@mariosebastiani3214]

Now I get why we don't have gators in my town in northwestern Italy. At some point many, many centuries ago one messed up with one of our ancestor's bottles and they friggin erased the lizards... wrong move pal!

[@chinadashauthority65]

@Mario Sebastiani Don’t forget they probably ate the delicious pizza and pasta too 😭

[@mariosebastiani3214]

@@chinadashauthority65 Not in my area... traditional dishes here are meat o vegetable based

[@Rosa_fleurr]

*"the good stuff"* hahaha

[@neocrackheadtechnology2893]

She isn't even scared, she's just mad about the wine🤣😂😂.

[@curtis1793]

Lmao

[@user-lj2pu5tw2x]

Wdym? 😤😤 It's just an average day in Florida 👌👌

[@SashaRaeFierce]

The good stuff!

[@Mary-io1mb]

She said that she went upstairs to play video games to calm down 😂. I think I would high tailed it up outta there if I saw that in my kitchen at 3:00AM. But that’s just me.

[@joshuaguevara6745]

This is too funny!!! 💀

[@iveology_]

The lady's got her priority's right, she just wanted some wine.

[@bbennyj]

Lol, she doesn’t even seemed scared. It’s almost as if it happens all the time.

[@Samuel152]

It's Florida.

[@christinafethers4143]

She lost the bottle of wine what a tragedy 😂😂😂

[@kenlompart9905]

I don't blame her, if there was ever a time she could use a drink that was it.

[@edgyedge9922]

[@OpalJustice]

Anyone else feel like they need to be friends with her? I love her and I don't even know her! She is an absolute gem!! ❤️

[@coolbeans5911]

"angry about wasted wine" "plays computer game to settle down" what an absolute unit

[@vlz.matthew]

Calling someone a unit 😂😂😂

[@rootsAlkebu]

☠️

[@videosofthemusclegod1910]

*I WOULD HAVE PUT MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS IN THAT THING THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE... IF THE WATER IS ITS HOME, AND WE DONT BELONG THERE... THEN THE GATOR WILL PAY THE BRUTAL PRICE FOR BEING IN MINE* 🤷‍♂️👋👋👋

[@FireStormBaller]

Floridians

[@macbrebonicks8668]

She was playing The Adventures of Bayou Billy.😂

[@ima_recmydudes1084]

“Are you mad about the wine?” “Y e s 😀💢”

[@briannicole8809]

It’s ridiculous question of course she’s mad

[@Sethmotley]

The good stuff😂

[@normette]

She probably could have used some of that wine to calm down after having a gator in her kitchen, but the selfish scaly bastard wasted it all 😂

[@cherylkelly5392]

I would be mad too

[@willsgaming1481]

@@Sethmotley I dont like alcohol but I am only 15 that's why

[@DeadliestToast]

"i went on the computer and played games to settle down" my respect for her is through the roof

[@scottski02]

A true gamer

[@sheer9203]

Mine too lol

[@jonathans4503]

Probably solitaire or minesweeper. I know because of my mom. She could play these games for hours, it helps her relax

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

She went and did a no-hit soulsborne run to calm down

[@KryptonKr]

@@jonathans4503 nahh man, she played Call of Duty to calm the nerves

[@ricoimf777]

This hits different after Gta 6 reveal

[@andreyv4739]

ABSOLUTELY!!)))

[@anton6998]

She's mad cuz she lost her wine. She really knows her priorities.

[@boogie2025]

nice copied comment

[@2007ghettonissanaltima]

@@boogie2025 nice copied reply

[@boogie2025]

@@2007ghettonissanaltima actually it isnt a "copied" reply. I just stated a fact this is a copied comment.

[@boogie2025]

@@kcvtriple3 yes it is copied literally word for word from an older comment that this one

[@boogie2025]

@@kcvtriple3 why u mad?

[@branleygarcia5102]

Alligator: “Breaks into a woman’s house” Lady: “So anyways I started gaming”

[@Iriamu-Guillermo]

Another day in Florida.

[@superiorpanda6449]

Just an average day in Flawada

[@atlsongbyrd6084]

😂😂😂

[@superiorpanda6449]

Green Mamba Games LMFAO NOT THE BOOTS- [PETA would like to know your location]

[@ew6778]

A whole Gator inside your house breaking all your good wine bottles and you want to play bingo online.

[@pr3ttyface._663]

“Are you mad about the wine?” “Yes😐” 😂😂😂

[@natetarbox6660]

Boricua Mamii_Xx I died lmaooo😂😂😂. Literally my mom

[@pr3ttyface._663]

Nathan Tarbox I won’t lie I would be upset too like damn😂it done broke my wine before I could get a drink😒

[@natetarbox6660]

Boricua Mamii_Xx Hahah you would get along with my mom 😂 (Don’t worry that’s not a bad thing she’s pretty cool😂)

[@pr3ttyface._663]

Nathan Tarbox 😂😊

[@reflectiveglasses3338]

Boricua Mamii_Xx Prrrrr 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 hermosa

[@tlsthoughts]

The gator has the nerve to have an attitude over having to leave, as if he's paying the mortgage!🤣😆🤣😆

[@thelifetimesofarobotdog1122]

😂

[@respiratoryfailure3780]

The fact that she's probably more concerned over her red wine and property damage than the crocodile being inside the house just confirms that she is indeed a Florida woman.

[@dss1095]

Based

[@norpriest521]

Floridians are separate species

[@kuro515]

*alligator

[@BullyCODM]

Br

[@markneil6892]

Gamer Things.

[@AshleyReinhardt]

A woman's day was ruined not because of an alligator, but her shattered wine 😂

[@theultimateemeralds]

Ashley Reinhardt whine is gross

[@mizukihattori9716]

@Delroy Williams Didn't Jesus made wine out of water or something?

[@dramioneworshipper1957]

Mizuki Hattori yea out of his blood bruh wine is stuff even Christians have

[@tradffy9567]

Imagine that wine is worth 1000 dollars

[@amandakelley1665]

Delroy Williams wow.. you do know that the Bible says drunkenness is a sin, not actual alcohol right? The reason why preachers preach 💯against it is because most people don’t know how to limit themselves, so it’s best not to have any at all in those cases.

[@seana5134]

This is the most Florida thing ever, Lady: Sees an alligator in her kitchen, Also lady: Goes to her computer to play some games

[@bot6907]

Wdym, shes a EPIC GAMER

[@WyattWinterfeld]

Most Sims 4 thing ever

[@joannecoletta4501]

And the broken wine bottle pissed her off the most LOL

[@bossmullato3961]

Bruh🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesbon1]

Yes...but don't forget the wine part! That was pretty cool. I was also relieved it wasn't blood n the floor.

[@gshockbabe6144]

Gator:I was thirsty,I just wanted some Gatorade!😂😂😂😂

[@elmastar55]

This lady’s sense of humor is so refreshing 🤣

[@noideawhoiam3855]

agreed

[@bridykes9986]

Lmfao she's pissed off not scared why did he pick my house and my wine lmao had me laughing I would have been scared

[@elmastar55]

@@bridykes9986 she said she closed the door and went back to playing her computer games. 🤣

[@bridykes9986]

@@elmastar55 she's a boss! No doubt! lmao I leave the room and want to blow my house up over a spider on the wall 🤣🤣🤣

[@danacaro-herman3530]

@Elma Star. The funniest thing Elma is that this lady is hilarious and doesn't even mean to be😂😂

[@danielled1992]

"Imagine seeing this before your first cup of coffee" Sir, we all know she was going to get a glass of that marvelous wine.

[@justsomeguywithastrawhat8045]

"The good stuff"

[@mrclean9455]

WOOHOOOOOOOO CHILEEEEEE I DONT BLAME HER I SNORT GILTER WHEN I WAKE UP HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE👁✨👄✨👁

[@eliecervalencia3591]

Maybe this was natures way of telling her shes an alcoholic and needs to stop

[@Ori0987]

@@eliecervalencia3591 Imagine thinking drinking wine automatically makes you an alcoholic 🤡

[@eliecervalencia3591]

@@Ori0987 Imagine this reality..... I never said automatically. Shes lucky her or anybody she's living with wasnt attacked by the gator yet she's worried about the wine. Again..... Thats natures way of telling her she may need to take it easy.

[@cyrilleyong9615]

Played games to settle down. This woman is nothing short of an absolute legend

[@VNOMALII]

probably hopped on red dead to go kill a few gators at the swamps lol

[@azia5051]

She is brave. Lol

[@lealouchhero455]

@@VNOMALII 😭

[@Kettvnen]

Her gamer levels are through the roof

[@Vanessa-sv4ub]

Playing games on thr computer while a gator sits on the kitchen floor, that visual made me smirk. But glad this had a good ending, had he made his way into her room while she slept, could have been brutal.

[@Jonathanest90s]

I love seeing those GTA VI comments.

[@MrPastige]

Old people are great. Instead of making themselves look like victims, they just joke around.

[@ErnestJay88]

because they have decades of life experiences.

[@NoirScaletta]

Only in FLAWDA

[@NoirScaletta]

@Y'all need to wake up I wasn’t talking about people and no I meant FLAWDA I’m not a dumbass

[@NitroFlux07]

Minus karens

[@cupidisa]

@@NoirScaletta “Ya’ll need to wake up” wasn’t talking to you. They were talking to “MrPastige”.

[@meika79]

"The GOOD STUFF!" 🤣 Mary was pissed.

[@Shellxo420]

😂😂😂

[@Littleofeverything]

I feel her pain lol

[@AlexKS1992]

Booze is not cheap.

[@katemcnulty4094]

And not off the wine.

[@butterfly6721]

“ I don’t why he want my red wine but he got my red wine, *THE GOOD STUFF* ” I DIED WHEN SHE SAID THIS 😭😭

[@Keys7]

Miss Ma'am DOES NOT drink cheap wine that is for sure!

[@butterfly6721]

@@Keys7 yup HAHAHAHA

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

@@Keys7 Well, now she does. The good stuff is gone.

[@feliciaboston6365]

I died when she said the gator skipped like 5 homes and went straight to hers

[@yaracyta]

def a taurus women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamespostle6894]

Imagine seeing a prehistoric apex predator inside your home and your top concern is your wine. Lol

[@jayjokerst]

The alligator is facing some serious charges

[@StephenGoodChannel]

Yeah, In the state zoo penitentiary lol.. Facing wild life sentences lol..

[@blackpirateking2754]

What 6 years in jail

[@jayjokerst]

@@StephenGoodChannel haha!

[@ts_guero]

imagine if he was In the pond one day and he sees someone slip a piece of paper in the lake and it’s just a huge charge

[@bluesorcerer83]

Alligator: Ha! I will be back on the street in 24 hours. Animal control officer: We try to make it 12.

[@crhisg_5022]

That lady is a *TRUE* gamer.

[@unapologeticella4540]

LMAO 🤣

[@Noxdite]

and also a TRUE Florida woman

[@QuinLIVE]

she probably played solitaire

[@crhisg_5022]

@just some guy tired of life Ash Catchum

[@JiraiyaSanninPervySage]

She playin games with her life

[@vavabody]

What made her so freaking funny is the fact that she is not trying to be funny.. She is so damn serious and actually pissed .. 😅😅😅. The whole interview was very hilarious. I like her

[@Baba_Yaga_123]

“I’ve been a nurse for 52 years, don’t you think I’ve seen everything?” Does she mean bags of piss and 💩? Why does she think she’s Steve Irwin? RIP 😓

[@doriswhite1348]

She IS very likable.

[@smiles5703]

@@Baba_Yaga_123 I mean, she IS a nurse in *Florida*

[@nerdfantasyxox]

She just wants a drink 🍷

[@donguy8413]

Ikr 😁 totally my type of girl👍😘

[@myleswelnetz6700]

This makes me want to move to Florida.

[@Venom-zi4ht]

Please don't Florida is full enough already

[@myleswelnetz6700]

@Venom 1046 I was being sarcastic.

[@darknlovli]

Florida is lame @@Venom-zi4ht

[@luminisant]

@@Venom-zi4ht bro thinks ron desantis is good

[@stephaniemiller1360]

Yeah no thanks for me too lol​@@myleswelnetz6700

[@r2-kt743]

The alligator was arrested for breaking into the house and sent to jail for 20 years

[@michaelrobins1866]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Must have had 1 percent blood in him

[@StudyabroadWithAbhilasha]

Also for spoiling the wine

[@lucaslindgren3237]

But no it wasn't.

[@clydedropout8283]

@@lucaslindgren3237 r/woosh

[@endymionthemightymasterofm9600]

Gator breaks in Woman: starts playing computer games That right there is what I call an ALPHA move

[@theyetiturtle3382]

what a chad

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

The biggest chad

[@kimbaldun]

GAMER MOMENT

[@theyetiturtle3382]

Demon Joker lol

[@navanmamun]

PRO GAMER MOMENT

[@beepbeep8852]

"Are you mad about the wine?" "Yes!" 😂😂

[@alert89]

Im afraid to be eaten by that dinosaur 🦕🦕

[@GloopyCowScoops]

"The good stuff =_="

[@maxinenall9950]

"Honey I'm Home" 🥰 "Where's my drink?" 😱😂😂😂

[@stephisthebestfr]

“It took my wine!” “You’re mad about the wine??😀” “YES😟”

[@sapphicbullock]

PLS-

[@kendallbedford2523]

I'm surprised she didn't wrestle the damn thing for her wine lol

[@stephisthebestfr]

@@kendallbedford2523 That would've been thrilling to see tbh /j

[@sapphicbullock]

is that a ganyu pfp 😟

[@sapphicbullock]

@@stephisthebestfr stan ganyu 😕

[@Blessedlife247]

She probably manifested it by saying “see u later alligator” too many times.

[@miha4506]

LMAO

[@resilientandhumble4207]

Ethereal de pokum 🤣

[@patsy9605]

😄😄😄😄

[@ibleedbayern3331]

😭😭😭

[@kittycat1050]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@Quesfire23]

So many laughs here: Her gaming in bedroom, the question why he picked her house, the red wine….. The Internet never fails

[@mrsx7944]

Never!! 😂😂😂. Real life is more entertaining and bizarre than anything you'll find on Netflix. That woman been through life. She was barely shook lol.

[@giovanna722]

@@mrsx7944 Great sense of humour.

[@demetriusmiddleton1246]

Undefeated

[@GriseWeisshark]

Truly a Florida person.

[@waterdrop154]

@@GriseWeisshark Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins! Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light! it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says, “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin -because He loves us.

[@TdubEdub]

Woman: See you later alligator. Alligator: Well, it's later.

[@thelifetimesofarobotdog1122]

😂

[@CreatorHouseVlogs]

"Why did he come into my condo out of all the condos..." Lmfaoooooooo Something I would've said

[@ladennayoung2939]

Probably cause he wanted her red wine.

[@gabrielhughes8221]

Yeah it's like she want someone else to go through with that. Why my car broke down!! Why I'd cant paid my bills but others can? Why someone got to attack me and not the other person down the street?? Omg 🤣😂..

[@MystiCalBEING89]

@@gabrielhughes8221 she said the first 4 houses it went past were empty listen

[@gabrielhughes8221]

@@MystiCalBEING89 I'd know what she said. You didn't understand my comment?

[@MystiCalBEING89]

@@gabrielhughes8221 then why say what u said

[@noodle3151]

“I went on the computer and played games to settle down” That’s a cool old lady!

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@noodle3151]

@@GodittoC I wish That Thanos was smart enough to make more resources instead of Kill half of all life

[@GodittoC]

@@noodle3151 your wish was granted!

[@noodle3151]

@@GodittoC Yay

[@90skidcultist]

@@GodittoC That`s very kind of you! ...So, can I also have--...

[@sarahjayne1620]

When they was pulling him out he looked like a drunk dude refusing to leave the bar at closing time 😂

[@carribeangirl9542]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@randymillhouse791]

Love? Your southern typing accent. Closing time.

[@zlumi428]

He got drunk...🐊

[@homelesshannah50]

That wine was the bomb

[@randymillhouse791]

@Fragfanatic Was, not was.

[@lenwenzel7440]

Was that the alligator handbag, wallets, and shoe farm? If it was in my house I would be thinking "daddy needs new shoes".

[@Jl2damax]

Lmfao she did not hesitate with that “YES” when asked about the wine. Same gurl

[@CandieP]

And it’s the good stuff too 🐊 🍷

[@VishtheFish101]

I will NEVER move to Florida. The stories are already enough.

[@Chris-xz7mw]

Trust me I live in Florida and these cases are extremely rare lol

[@VishtheFish101]

@@Chris-xz7mw ive been to florida a bunch and love it. Just wouldnt move there.

[@VishtheFish101]

@Master Of puppets good one "puppet master" 🤣

[@allisongriffin1939]

Every state has their Man stories. Florida Man and Woman stories happen to be funnier because we're supposed to be relaxing here. Not dealing with bullshit. Also you just don't waste good alcohol lol

[@JoeySavage]

I'm moving there not scared just aware n I need a home on a hill or something but I am moving down there I love it I visit every year

[@drcraby356]

Aligator: _Shows up in kitchen_ Woman: *_starts epicly gaming_*

[@freeze-dorf799]

🤣

[@eaglewinnings8003]

One of the many reasons why you couldn’t pay me to live in Florida. Florida alligators aren’t nearly as big or aggressive as Nile or Australian crocodiles but an 8-10 foot gator can wreak havoc. So relieved that this lady doesn’t have dogs or cats. The fact that her house has some sort of accessibility that allows such a large animal to get into her kitchen is beyond negligent.

[@jic1]

There actually are crocodiles in Florida, but they are limited to the extreme south of the state and usually not found in heavily populated areas.

[@abitof_liz]

Its the way some apartments in FL are. I live in Florida and have an extremely low (almost ground level) window in my apartment bedroom.

[@eaglewinnings8003]

@@abitof_liz a window is different than this

[@eaglewinnings8003]

@@jic1 yes, American crocodiles. Learned that recently. But I said Nile or Australian crocodiles. Completely different animal. Much bigger and aggressive

[@redrick8900]

Gators are less dangerous than deer and dogs.

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

The lady was so adorably natural and sincere she took all my attention. I choked when she went grumpy about her "good stuff" wine, she certainly knows by now what's important in life lol.

[@unbound2424]

Shes actually adorable

[@jp-sn6si]

she knows she's being funny, that's her humor.

[@waterdrop154]

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[@sandeshgowda1898]

I guess she was wearing a CROCS inside the kitchen

[@Veenbuen1]

Nice pun! With those the alligator didn’t say “what are those?!” and concluded she was one of them by the badass behavior

[@jashiraneel8641]

-..-

[@ripcoffinman2425]

Uhhhhhh....... just no man.......

[@hi.every.lovely.person902]

😂

[@adincarrera5461]

DUDE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG OMG HAHAHAHAHAH CROCS CROCS!!!

[@davonnaaaa]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Yes there’s an alligator in my kitchen....it stole my red wine” Yup sounds like Florida

[@Prototype_Regretevator_Kin]

The Ohio memes are gonna be replaced with Florida memes due to this.

[@yannmergezs2820]

She is mad about the wine 😂🤣

[@thedarknessluciano]

Totally understood 😂😂

[@lakeishairby9945]

Hell I would b to 🍷

[@Mookaron]

That's a Yes!

[@Mookaron]

@Marisela Cantu Lol

[@sultryazian]

I thought it was literally blood but it's just spilled wine

[@thy7917]

she wonders why it enters her house, I'm here wondering why the fk would i live near lake full of alligators LOL

[@mohamedkaba6934]

seriously

[@feds8774]

It’s Florida, There’s alligators literally everywhere you go

[@thy7917]

@@feds8774 damn

[@jaythe90skyd49]

Exactly

[@thy7917]

lol

[@valenciasanchez93]

Alligator: “you’re single, I’m single,.. let’s mingle” lol

[@missbae28]

Lmao you stupid

[@valenciasanchez93]

Petronela Mogakane 😂

[@ミク初音-u4u]

rrrwarrr

[@queenlawin5066]

🤭🤭🤣🤣

[@valenciasanchez93]

Luis X I’m glad you did lol

[@cmack7281]

Wow the guy looks just like Adam Sandler 😂

[@futurestudios2961]

I love how she doesn’t explain how scary it was. She just complains about how it destroyed her red wine and broken her window on a door

[@comradecat1922]

Alligators over there are like dogs. So much so that they are treated like dogs

[@adamd6648]

No thats so stupid, who idea was it to put glass on doors in the first fuckin place? And right beside a river with alligators in it. So stupid.

[@jackw1878]

adamd664 I hope you’re joking..

[@adamd6648]

Dustin No? Why tf would you put glass on a door beside alligator infested waters?

[@jackw1878]

adamd664 ever heard of a sliding glass door.

[@carlcjjohnson8694]

Just another day in the life of Florida Woman

[@mohndelcrackaboukheir6899]

I was searching a comment about something saying about florida women

[@spongebobmiscellaneous]

I was looking for this comment! 😂👌

[@lakhantulsija]

Are you mad about wine? half angry face : "YES" Like she would beat up the alligator whi spoiles her wine😂

[@Aisor98]

When I hear such a story, I think living here, far north, where winter is hard and summer is short, indeed worths it as we have nothing more dangerous than bothersome mosquitos.

[@Thetarget1]

Except for the bears, and the moose, and the wolves of course...

[@Aisor98]

@@Thetarget1 you are very lucky if you see one of these guys at least once per life

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

​@@Thetarget1And the blizzards.

[@gamerswag2752]

This woman is hilarious... “ I went and played games to calm down”. “ yes I care about my wine” “ why he choose my condo the first 4 are empty”

[@joe-jz1dg]

Wtf are you a broke record

[@anyonegotasnickersbar]

Wtf are you a broke record

[@wbinschan]

Wtf are you a broke record

[@haia2448]

Wtf are you a broke record

[@marcopolonorte]

Wtf are you a broke record

[@ariver7491]

Not an Alligator. It was her husband. That's how he turned when he is hungry. After she gave him a Snicker bar he went back to human.

[@Chance754]

A R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

[@maxinevaughn-ayala8992]

A R 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!

[@Loveamorjesus]

A R 😂

[@karenw1098]

Lmao

[@froggy_chair]

typical florida man

[@norahe1953]

“Why did he pick my condo out of all the other condos?” You said it yourself, Mary.... Big fella was looking for love ❤️

[@dragastarr2926]

She had the red wine out (the good stuff) he’s thinking she’s ready for a date 🤣

[@lasicaria1042]

Your likes are 111 angel numbers ... pay attention to that

[@yahnathantasian5152]

He sensed the late night creep cue.

[@javierkiman8302]

Need more women like her. Settling down at a game from stress or work.

[@gatvreality]

That gator needs to start making better life choices!

[@dashrauncody5890]

😂😂🤣

[@williambernardbrown]

It's his fault that he is a dangerous animal. It's not like y'all didn't build houses where his ancestors used to live for centuries.

[@CodenameDk]

Fr 💯💯

[@homelesshannah50]

He needs to be rehabilitated

[@stonedog23]

@@williambernardbrown So people aren’t supposed to develop land and build houses? That kitchen doesn’t look like his swamp.

[@gilliantomlinson1750]

“WhY dId It HaVe To PiCk mY CoNdO oUt Of AlL tHe OtHeR cOnDoS”

[@noobify7493]

XD

[@KtotheG]

He knew she had the good wine.

[@double_joseph327]

I mean it’s a valid question in this sense. It literally went past 4 other condos to get to hers....

[@bilalahmed2123]

Could have been real tragic if they had a lot of staying over and people sleeping in the living room.

[@NoName-jn5rn]

Well she said all of them are empty so...

[@wolfywlf3983]

“I don’t know why he got my red wine but he got my red wine ,the good stuff “ 😂

[@ChristineInNornia]

When you see the “Florida Woman” headline you know it’s going to be good😂

[@MC-of7ow]

She has a great sense of humor, very personable lady.

[@ertfgghhhh]

When was she joking. I thought she was legit serious

[@birbylikesfox1032]

@@ertfgghhhh maybe about the red wine

[@davidshin7869]

After seeing that in your kitchen, you don’t need the damn coffee.

[@keevu6556]

Why she don’t need it ??

[@suramyashukla1465]

He he he he

[@williebrown7984]

No kidding 😂😂😂

[@legohexman2858]

@@keevu6556 adrenaline

[@tm75_88]

"There's an alligator in the kitchen!" WOMAN: it doesn't matter" "Well .... it's tasting the bottles of wine!" WOMAN: "wtf!! ....let's call 911 right now!"

[@aparnadevi3277]

🤣🤣🤣🤪

[@kidsjollytym6269]

😂

[@feelingnether158]

Leaked gta 6 story mission

[@RegiyThornton]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pacificrules]

The animal was thirsty and was looking for a GATORADE.... 😆

[@ladennayoung2939]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the_bored_one1752]

Oh jeez

[@pn6528]

🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣

[@jet1life2live]

I'll take it lol good one

[@CanadianGuitarist]

Fun thing about Gatorade: It actually is named for Gators. Scientists at University of Florida developed Gatorade to help their football team, the Gators, hydrated in the Florida heat. Second fun thing: Rival school Florida State University would go on to develop a similar beverage for their athletes, nicknamed the Seminoles, but it turns out "Seminole Fluid" wasn't a big seller.

[@GodBlessHipHop]

Gators got to wined down too! lol 🍷🐊

[@flarexero2161]

That breakup must of been bad. It needed a few drinks lol

[@TrynaRashun]

reporter: "are you mad about the wine?" Mary: "yes!!!" Mary is my spirit animal ❤️

[@cdeanneeckles]

Scary to find a huge gator in your kitchen. I am glad that the lady did not get hurt and I am glad that the animal rescuers were able to remove the gator to safety.

[@istoleyotoast9482]

I love how he said "the most Florida story of THE WEEK" like this happens on weekly basis.

[@hiroshiramasendjews9539]

WHat's crazy is that this probably happens on a weekly basis

[@luganoessom1464]

Hahaa lol

[@miany8700]

Her red wine WTF 😂

[@GoogleUser-lo7jo]

I laugh when she said "Why he'd pick my condo, out of all other condos"🤣💀

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@askbre]

She seems like she has a good sense of humor 😂

[@YoutubeTherapists]

😂 I’ve never felt more understood, this lady was mad about the wine not scared about the gator

[@unbound2424]

Priorities

[@junetta_aep_breaccglas]

Florida's an interesting place

[@Sierra-058]

It's florida dude, a floridaman microwaved a microwave what do you expect

[@dwhite8997]

"The GOOD STUFF!" He's not a cheap drunk Mary.

[@blue3ights616]

Maybe he is…..

[@ebonimom6964]

The anguish in her voice when discussing the wine is just priceless

[@njay1021]

Ok “Are you mad about the 🍷 wine” ? “Yes”

[@TheRealEthann]

I Was Just About To Say That To.

[@LaurenHulton]

"I don't know why he wanted my red wine, but he got my red wine. The GOOD stuff!"

[@lillianlozada8400]

Are you mad about the wine ?

[@daisyelmir1289]

@@lillianlozada8400 Yes!! You just know she wanted to say hell yes.😅🌼

[@annieberardino8732]

Oh man when the news reporters call it “the most Florida story this week” 😂😂😂

[@jameshernandrez5946]

Alligator in the kitchen: *FEAR ME* Women in the other room: *yawns and plays games on her computer as if it's a normal day on Florida*

[@shadowhunter9835]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@James-ke5sx]

Alcoholic alligator, Now you have seen everything

[@gautamv952]

Here in Goa, India, my family members freak out whenever they see a large gecko on the wall - we have plenty of those here, and while not exactly cute, they're basically harmless creatures. So I showed this video to my family. They have now made peace with the geckos.

[@carloschu7127]

Gecko wont do a thing, besides they eats worms and mosquitos.

[@arfriedman4577]

Aren't geckos cute looking?

[@elifrost7890]

@@arfriedman4577 yeah, they are very cute! We have a large group in our garden - they seem pretty happy over there and not interested at all to sneak inside.The type we have are known to invade homes, but ours are quite settled in the garden, so I wonder if those lizards do it only if they have no other "normal" place to live due to human infrastructure.

[@arfriedman4577]

@@elifrost7890 thank you for your lovely information.

[@jic1]

Due to escaped or abandoned pets, it's likely that the same species of geckos you have in Goa are also in Florida, although there is also one species of gecko that is actually native to Florida.

[@lilyella6754]

1:00 “Mary lives near the water...” Water: 👁👄👁

[@breesy555]

Armyy 💜💜💜💜💜

[@duytungvu2596]

@@breesy555 army sucks

[@nkqueen5439]

@@duytungvu2596 you suck mate

[@marywilliams4193]

ARMY 💜💜💜👁️👄👁️

[@Honeylemon02]

😂😂😂

[@IAmEverythang]

The thumbnail is scary enough, looks like something out of a horror movie.

[@IAmEverythang]

@Somnus Waltz relax! Lmao who said anybody was unrelaxed?? I was unaware that emotions can be conveyed over the internet. How about you relax and not read so much into regular comments....and no not my first time seening a alligator but it was the first time I've seen such a dumb reply to a comment. 🤡

[@andrewmcnicoll4268]

I thought the thumbnail was photoshopped. I clicked on the video just to be sure...NOPE, DEFINITELY REAL. Haha

[@jacksonrobert8893]

Well that's Florida for you.

[@scribe712]

Why would anyone buy a condo in Florida on the water with a low lying window in the first place? smh

[@SurvivorBri]

"The first four, nobody's living in them." She needs to host a show.

[@sanjayajmera3230]

I cackled

[@momfromnj911]

She was funny as hell

[@Milaxj]

*Alligator breaks into MY home* Me: it’s YOUR home now, let me get out your way

[@weston5146]

same thing i say when i see a spider in my house

[@kimbaldun]

Alligator: "Understandable,have a nice day"

[@AdmiralColdhead]

Normal day in Florida: Alligator: “Hey Mary!” Mary: “Oh... Hey...”

[@RuthiesVlogWorld]

😆

[@beautylovely8953]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@x.1798]

Gator: Mary, I'm sorry bout the wine... Mary: :/ Gator: Look, heres some be- Mary: THAT ISNT WINE

[@Sam-mh4mc]

This women has reached badass legendary status, an honour that is not easily bestowed on just anyone.