Frankie Boyle - 2014 - Scottish Independence [couchtripper]

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[@kevinbrendan0749]

"as long as neither of them are apart of Ireland" as an Irish lad that fucking killed me 😂😂🤣🤣

[@thequokkahaslanded321]

He's bold, honest and his timing is perfect. I love how he perfectly expressed Americans visiting for war then 20 years later, back for filming about how the war affected them🤣🤣

[@ReubenxOwen]

The Economy joke about Rangers 😭😂👏🏻

[@tourzrap]

Do you get it though??

[@FrankB69]

I’m a Rangers Supporter And it made me laugh

[@ReubenxOwen]

@@FrankB69 🤣🤣

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@tourzrap I actually don't.

[@kevinlongman007]

The Rolf Harris joke was brilliant.

[@blmisgay8979]

All of it was brilliant tbh 😂😂😂

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

He only served 3 years in prison. wtf.

[@LemonPieLoL]

My favourite person. A very misunderstood man. Love you Frankie.

[@davidbeddis632]

This guy is comedy magic one of the best around

[@andrewsouthward2461]

LIVERPOOL ❤️

[@LH-dj7nq]

Loved the hamster line

[@moonjennna]

Loved his point about the American wars. Spot on.

[@johnchestnutt6892]

And if not for your area of Europe begging America to send food, clothes, ammunition, tanks, thousands of troops, and the will and capability to defeat Germany and Japan simultaneously then Scotland would still be a part of G.B. but you'd all be speaking German and eating much different and better food. I know he's a comedian but maybe you shouldn't criticize those who saved your collective ars if you know for a fact that you couldn't even begin to pretend to do it yourselves! I'm guessing that Germany would have turned Scotland into a practice bombing range but don't ever worry about it because like Canada, you know we won't let that happen to you.

[@ragefury1817]

@@johnchestnutt6892 oh yes we all know how America won the war after being 2 years late and how the majority of solders on dday were canadians and brits and how the Americans bravely captured Berlin no wait that was the Soviets or re captured Singapore no wait that was the British. All you lot did was play hopscotch with Japan and then destroyed 2 cities for no reason whatsoever

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

John Chestnutt gtfo troll

[@amberlance3221]

@@johnchestnutt6892 oh please, America is set up so citizens can shoot eachother but can't receive basic healthcare.. work that one out

[@jonathanwebster7091]

@@johnchestnutt6892 if you honestly think, in the highly unlikely event of a successful Nazi invasion of Britain, that we would all be speaking German, then I think you have unplaced faith in the British education system. I guarantee you 99% of us would be struggling how to say "my name is". Also talk about priorities! I think we would be far more bothered about 'death camps on the coast of Kent' than 'compulsory triple German every week'.

[@Tifflet]

Priceless, thanks for sharing, we need more Frankie, good to see him on such great form

[@LukesEnglishPodcast]

Joke after joke after joke. What a legend.

[@topbanana8438]

thats comedians do ?? are you new to comedy ??

[@SvenTviking]

Total pussy online, blocks people on Twitter at the drop of a hat. Won’t debate anything, lost a lot of respect. You spout stuff on a public forum, you need to have the guts to defend it, as long as the comments aint abusive. Franky’s a bit of a pussy.

[@joejitsu034]

SvenTviking as if he can reply to everyone! Lol How fucking thick are you? I’m sure he’s gutted though that he’s lost the respect of a fucking cry baby. 😂😂😂

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@@SvenTviking If you're really seeking to have twitter debates with anyone, much less a famous comedian, I recommend getting friends and a social life.

[@ShaunSayinStuff]

@@joejitsu034 Maybe Sven thinks he is a special wee princess who deserves everybody's attention.

[@wladwlad]

That Nam movies 'joke' was awesome. Respect, Frankie.

[@pedropicasso3674]

Superb Frankie.

[@gordondean2165]

Brilliant and incisive as always, Thank you Frankie,

[@matthewsemple]

Late to the party but for those worried about Poundland, that chain of shops has branches all over Ireland under the name of "Dealz". Hopefully that will help those concerned when they go to vote!

[@benrichards399]

"whats that rolf, have u got something?" hahaha

[@synkuk]

Pure Magic !!

[@dobbyboy3116]

Am buckled at this! Legend frankie! 👌

[@neilevans4352]

wales gives travel reviews by price as well, im 51 and remember every time we went somewhere (when I was young which wasn't far) faint yw cwrw(how much is the beer) same when I got older "how much a pint" lol.

[@mickeymerc11]

Fantastic love this man he tells it how it is!!! :-) :-) :-)

[@milikawam]

7.59 minutes. I could listen to this guy for 7.59 hours, and die laughing at the end.

[@TheWelwyn21]

Outstanding

[@VelhaGuardaTricolor]

Frankie Boyle is a DELIGHT. He's as fresh as the fruits on the NEW FRUIT MARKET would be. Got to LOVE Scotland.

[@Inkulabi]

5:00 Frankie says it how it is 💪👍☝

[@LunaRose1312]

And that's why you never see him anymore

[@davidirving4138]

@@LunaRose1312 so true, he pissed off those he talked against

[@nickdaniel3603]

Frankie is just great

[@suzannescott2687]

This man is a genius !

[@skylarqwerty614]

YES

[@frankiedeans7637]

Independence is inevitable.

[@breenirwin2356]

Hopefully 🇮🇪🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@donal935]

lmao the shoulder bump at the end lol

[@davenorth8922]

You know what makes this video even funnier? Turn on the Closed Caption function!

[@branon6565]

Dave North...you weren't kiddin, it's hilarious

[@ArnoldsKtm]

The king!

[@lauralishes1]

Scotland was stupid to not grab independence and run as fast as they could.

[@mabul513]

Votes counted by computers! Sure votes go way wanted always!

[@yusuffulat6954]

The Rolf Harris bit 😭😭😭

[@raultarafetti7326]

Frankie is the boss of all bosses.

[@johnfranciskennedysongwrit2639]

Go frankie boy, The dream shall never die - by John Kennedy, check it out :-)

[@jimtheyid]

Legend

[@obrieneoghan]

YES!

[@Belfast911]

Come Thursday do the right thing and vote AYE!!! For yourselves, For Wallace, FOR FREEDOM!!! (Love from N.I.)

[@geraintjones8670]

Wallace is a Welsh family name by the way

[@geraintjones8670]

Also free 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 independent Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Scotland and all of Ireland 🇮🇪

[@PaulusAlone]

I always thought that the referendum should have been about separating LONDON and the south east from the rest of us in the UK. Because we all agree that they are the real problem for all of us. And as a northern Englander I would have at least liked the option for us to vote to join the Scots in their possible independence.

[@Azog150]

If it was truly about creating a better more progressive society, that may have been a possibility. Unfortunately the whole referendum was based on an old nationalist premise- that only includes those on one side of an invisible border drawn up centuries ago by warring kings who couldn't give two fucks about the people they ruled over. Unfortunately in the 21st Century these old boundaries apparently still hold meaning.

[@PaulusAlone]

Azog150 Very true!

[@michaelbuckley1907]

+Azog150 bullshit

[@michaelbuckley1907]

+Azog150 and the border wasn't Drawn up lol

[@callum304]

I always find it crazy that most of the UK seems to have this political hatred towards London and the south east of England. Why?

[@loverecovery4404]

SO funny, legend!!

[@rubyhoney6177]

Frankie talks more truth than the politicians

[@TheDancingGamer01]

Frankie Boyle for PM of scotland

[@thedude9014]

Simpler times

[@CionnFE]

Civil not social…..best comment on class, ever!

[@clyrogrumper]

My hamster has already bought his suit for Salmonds funeral ;-)

[@stuartdicks2082]

Fffing great....

[@ranoch3696]

When Scotland gains independence they should change the national anthem to rod Stewart's do you think I'm sexy.

[@herbert9241]

Andy Stewart's 'Donald Where's Your Troosers'.

[@stephenr80]

hmmm what about those pipes?

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Or Why Does it always rain on me by Travis

[@New-ye2fl]

We should adopt Harry and Meghan as our new monarchy just for a laugh 😂

[@TheBassHeavy]

I wish he would tour for fucks sake.

[@connorlovesrock]

Scotland has only 8.3% of the UK's population. 8.3%! Remember this important figure... 8.3% But we DO have... 32% of the land area. 61% of the sea area. 90% of the fresh water. 65% of the natural gas production. 96.5% of the crude oil production. 47% of the open cast coal production 81% of the untapped coal reserves 62% of the timber production 46% of the total forest area 92% of the hydro electric production 40% of the wind wave and solar energy production 60% of the fish landings 30% of the beef herd 20% of the sheep herd 9% of the dairy herd 10% of the pig herd 15% if the cereal holdings 20% of the potato holdings ...obviously 100% of the Scotch Whiskey industry. We have a... 17 billion pound construction industry 13 billion food and drink industry 10 billion business services industry 9.3 billion chemical services industry A 9.3 billion tourism industry 7 billion financial services industry 5 billion aeroservice industry 4.5 billion pound whiskey exports industry 3.1 billion pound life sciences industry Scotland still has 350 million pounds worth of textile exports We have 25% of Europes wave and wind energy potential. And finally we are blessed to have 1.5 trillion pound worth of oil and gas reserves. All of this, yet only 8.3% of The UK's population... Whaow Scotland should be rich! IGNORANCE... If you hear anyone saying "I DONT LIKE ALEX SALMOND" or "I DONT LIKE SNP"... THIS VOTE IS ABOUT SCOTLAND'S RIGHT TO ELECT ITS OWN GOVERNMENT... IT HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH ALEX SALMOND OR THE SNP. DONT LET POLITICAL IGNORANCE RUIN THIS OPPORTUNITY. Do you know... This is the UK's legacy of success in our history of being better-together is as follows... The UK has the 3rd lowest pensions in the 34 OECD countries of the world The UK has the single most expensive childcare in the European Union The UK has the second lowest-paid economy in the entire developed world The UK has the 3rd longest working hours in the EU The UK has the lowest number of holidays in the EU The UK has the 8th highest gender inequality pay gap out of the EU's 28 countries The UK has the highest likelihood of poverty in disablement in the EU The UK has the highest rail prices in Europe The UK has the second highest housing cost in Europe The UK has the highest fuel poverty rates in Europe. The UK is the 4th highest country of wealth inequality in the entire planet! But surely these awful figures cannot be possible when you read the following Scottish statistics... Now, finally, did you also know that in all of the UK's elections for Westminster ever!... Not one vote cast in SCOTLAND has ever mattered! Because of the Westminster numbers, whatever government England votes for, the UK gets. So we have no democracy here!!! 4 decades of tory rule that we voted against is proof enough, and our defiance was punished by the closure of all the mines; closure of all the steelworks; closure of all the shipyards losing hundreds if thousands of jobs. The term used by Westminster's Thatcher when these industries needed some assistance was "let the markets decide". Funny how when the greedy bankers collapsed everywhere they were bailed out to the tune of over a trillion pounds of our money... Not a mention of "let the markets decide". FACTS: Fact: Scotland has an oil boom waiting to happen on the West Coast, but Michael Hesaltine signed a cessation of any form of oil exploration in the entire area in the 80's to make way for nuclear submarines which Scotland doesn't want! Fact: Scotland has shown its revulsion time and time again to nuclear weapons but they place them here against our countries wishes. A recent contingency report was carried out a out the feasibility of relocating them in Portsmouth. The report stated that it was unfeasible because the detrimental risk to the area of an incident was too high. (Ok for the Clyde though) Fact: Scotland, with only 1 Tory MP, was forced to take the shocking attack on the poor & disabled called The Bedroom Tax, even though as our nations government, Holyrood voted to utterly reject this awful tax on the poor. Westminster gave us it anyway! Fact: We are led to believe that the oil in our waters is finished and its a dying industry. Yet 13.5 billion has been invested by oil companies in the last 2 years alone! Fact: The Clair Oil Field is about to open, and on its own has over 650 million barrels which will be extracted over 20+ years with production reaching a hundred thousand barrels a day! Fact: Scotland gives more to Westminster than it gets back. Do you really think they'd be so keen to keep us if we were being subsidised like they'd have us believe? Fact: Westminster has amassed over £1.3 trillion debt and still growing at nearly £6000 a second. Thats another £516 million today alone which YOU will have to pay for. Fact: Of the 178 countries that have gained their own independence across this planet, not one single one of them has ever asked to reverse this independence, and very few of them have the assets we have. SCOTLAND, WHAT ARE WE SCARED OF? WE HAVE A CHANCE... WITHOUT A SINGLE BULLET BEING FIRED, WITHOUT A SINGLE DEATH... TO GET OUR FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT A CROSS IN THE YES BOX. SCOTLAND, ITS TIME TO STAND UP AS A NATION AND VOTE YES ON THE 18TH OF SEPTEMBER... AND BECOME A FREE AND CARING NATION AGAIN!!! VOTE YES AND SET OUR COUNTRY FREE!!!! Y E S ! ! ! Y E S ! ! ! Y E S ! !

[@HISMYNAME]

I’m English but can I come over their and leave with you dudes

[@cremvirus]

Connor Fleming nope. ☺

[@emilmckellar4932]

Well, now that did not go as planned did it? Lets hear an opinion on Brexit next, if nothing its a good read

[@Pickle-hz6de]

You know you completely wasted your time typing that cause I still saying no you idiot we will destroy Scotland if we leave trust me we will

[@dazmorland]

5 years later I come back to this comment with a certain degree of awkwardness!

[@Iternitty]

brutal

[@branon6565]

Aida Suleimenova...not brutal enough...

[@shinrarango]

boyle at his best

[@x8Ball]

what show is this?!?

[@halbarbour7805]

I learned with some trepidation the vote for independence for Scotland on the 19th of September, that the vote went NO. Being an American, but interested because of Scottish roots, I wondered about the numerous wars of Independence that the Scots have waged against the English, The Bruce, Wallace, and the Jacobites. And about the perhaps bigger picture of Irish reunion and Welsh independence. Now here a chance for a bloodless seperation, and unfortunately not this time. My opinion doesn't count but it was for Independence, few countries on this earth have done more, produced more talented people and changed the world than Scotland, it would have been something to see what she could have done on her own. Alba Gu Brath!

[@Anon54387]

Hal Barbour Not only what fisher said, but it is true that many Scots are so leftist that they really would turn into a 3rd world country if separate. You know, sort of like a European version of California.

[@Jc-ul9ff]

Anon54387 no

[@tomwithey711]

@@Anon54387 You mean the California that makes a huge percentage of the US' GDP and essentially funds failed red states? That one? Fucktard.

[@Kitiwake]

There were no state pensions in the time of Wallace and Bruce.

[@bobsoup3458]

Did Ye Aye

[@Sergei-kr3ds]

Can somebody pls tell me what did he say at 5:47 - 5:53 ?

[@SpencerioQ]

Sergei1948 “it’s like a serial killer telling you what stopping for hitchhikers did to his clutch” (referring to a car’s clutch)

[@Sergei-kr3ds]

@@SpencerioQ Ah, as in that the clutch got worn down. Thank you.

[@counterstrikefurz2831]

so frankie boyle invented this fucking charlie charlie game

[@blackcats3951]

111 Sevco fans 😆

[@angelot1549]

kill me like a pig Lmfao he's the guy I go to the pub 2 listen 2 and I do not drink, I love our Scottish dark sense of humour we need 2 laugh instead of crying

[@ShakespearesBruv]

Don't know why people are knocking out, I was hyperventilating

[@RedHandLad]

Orange background ............you said it Frankie.

[@straith121]

woohooo Bellshill !!!! xD

[@Couchtripper]

the very best place in the world - to die! haha

[@aboarkan2705]

Big men

[@zonkolbox]

I love this guy's political views !

[@OpreRoma]

The irony when I get an ad from Nigel Farage promoting some fucking financial product at the start of this vid

[@ayescot]

yo yo

[@Anna-es1kp]

I'm about to move to Glasgow... Should I be worried?

[@Anna-es1kp]

couchtripper well, i've been just fine so far, so i guess i'm not a dick, then

[@Anna-es1kp]

***** works for me

[@loaykhalaf1752]

Honestly mate? Moved to glasgow from london on my own at 19. Scottish are the friendliest lot

[@Anna-es1kp]

NoOneIsHere PlsBro Yeah, spent a year there now, and I have to agree with you

[@Spongeknight87]

okay frankie boyle has made me fucking cry with his version of american politics

[@iceb0xgaming]

ha turned on captions and jeez oh thats fucked up haha

[@halfy1632]

Very funny.

[@22grena]

Come on Scotland, believe in yourselves and ignore the fear mongers. Remember what Goethe said: Until there is commitment, there is hesitancy, The chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness, Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), There is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: That the moment one definitely commits oneself, Then Providence moves in too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues forth from the decision, Raising in one’s favour all manner of unforeseen Incidents and material assistance which No Man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.

[@dundee520]

hope they vote yes the morn -- thursday 18th

[@colinelias1642]

This is good Dundee, very funny, love the rolf harris gag, class. Best...Colin.

[@saintac31northernsoul]

very funny Dundee I hope the vote is yes as well good luck

[@ianwhitt100]

Will you charge more for shortbread biscuits if you get independence ?

[@saintac31northernsoul]

Will westill get the beano ?

[@dundee520]

colin elias cheers colin

[@caal71]

OOps what happened

[@lazymail]

All the best Scotland, wishing you a prosperous and free future, away from the southern tossers who probably get a nosebleed when passing Birmingham.

[@davie8906]

Scottish liberation from englistani occupation is inevitable

[@superskidmarkz]

it's a shame they decided against independence. It was the best decision for Scotland, but I'm not so sure about the rest of the UK. Except maybe the South East. Independence would have also kicked off the republican debate. Firstly in Scotland and then the rest of the UK. I for one don't want to see baby George become King. Long live The Republic.

[@Azog150]

Funnily enough it is England that is the country with the republican traditions. It is a shame they have been forgotten about.

[@umayusu]

I hope Scotland frees itself some time in the near future somehow. Great to see people like Boyle spreading the agenda and making us laugh to death at the same time

[@maydaygoingdown5602]

As an Englishman I hope for that too. I myself and millions of other English folk are sick of paying for Scotland to survive. English pay for everything for them. I only hope we English can someday soon get an English referendum on Scotland to offload them...No more free life at the English tax payers expenses, No more benefits, no more Free NHS. They will all have to get jobs, probably why they voted to stay part of England last time lol.

[@davie8906]

Gayday probably believes that englistan pays for a gas and oil producing country with global exports to exist. Every bwitish politician begs for continuing occupation cause they know tge facts. If the million englistanis that infest Scotland weren't allowed to vote,we'd be free. Leeches here for free prescription,personal care and get away from the islamifcation of bwitain's former second reich. Liberation is inevitable,which will result in bwitain becoming bankrupt

[@davie8906]

@@maydaygoingdown5602 u

[@maydaygoingdown5602]

@@davie8906 lol, just shows what you know, First off, Scotland doesn't earn enough or generate enough income to be part of the EU, the EU themselves have told you that on several occasions...Same as Wales doesn't. Your benefits, dental care, medical care, your Dole, along with a whole host of others are all funded by the English tax payer. What makes me laugh is listening to Sturgen lie to you all, and then says she wants full accses to to all of those free services I listed payed by the English tax payer even after independence lol...still thinks you will get free NHS, dole, benefits, dental, etc...thats not being independent, it's still being supported and propped up...because she like the rest of us know that if Scotland's weak economic income had to to pay the billions a year out that the English tax payer currently do for you then Scotland would go back the stone age in flash, you'd be a bankrupt corner of Britain. She bangs on to you about wanting to remain in the EU whilst all of the time knowing full well Scotland doesn't make enough money which is a set amount set by the EU member states, just as the Welsh London has to pay towards your EU membership. And No, you don't export or import globally, First rule of the EU member states is...you can only trade with EU MEMBER STATES...there is your 2nd riech.. Hopefully one day the English people will demand an English referendum to get the financial monkey off our tax paying backs, the Monkey that is you. Imagine how much better off we'd be without having to pay for you to survive. And by the way, you might want to have a think about which waters that oil is in and who those waters belong to. You probably don't know that Sturgen was caught telling lies about the state of Scotland's National debt either, it's not like she's going to tell you guys. Lol, it's already higher than England's, she's been borrowing that much money to fund your public services it's all got out of control...it all has to be paid back but because of your weak economics she's been sweeping it under the carpet for 3 years hiding it lol....Your own Scottish high court found her out lmfao...ahh priceless. No wonder she's gone very quiet...AGAIN. Here's the best bit, she would still want to use the pound lol, and absolutely Shat her knickers when told she would have to put a border in place and man it and then fund it all...the look on her face lol...absolutely Shat herself...the dumb bitch hadn't thought of that lol...then she's on Scottish telly telling you lot she has a MANDATE!!....HHaahhh she doesn't even have a clue never mind a MANDATE lol...absolutely comedy Gold.

[@K1NKYG4M3R]

@@maydaygoingdown5602 you’re an idiot. Your true colours show with your “dumb bitch” remark. Scotland doesn’t have any national debt, Scotland hasn’t borrowed anything, Britain has. As I wrote this, the UK is 6 hours away from a no deal brexit and already your opinion has aged like milk. I suggest you stop spouting Daily Express opinion columns, and fuck off.

[@tonythomaswarnock7428]

The house of commons? I think we need a real one.

[@johnnicolson467]

Just thinking out loud can Scotland afford to stay in the UK

[@mabul513]

Unless England have pipes getting every drop of oil yes! Under 6 million Scottish people! Money from oil put Scotland to top 5 richest if left uk! So the uk cannot afford lose Scotland as proved when threats came from politicians about brexit if left! Amongst other lies! To keep Scotland and more importantly its oil!

[@Spongeknight87]

Isn't the natural idea for the rest of the UK to get rid of westminster?

[@sandragrimme9200]

This block is only one step down from Billy Connolly. hes Great......

[@leongroce2095]

Afghanistan joke didn't age well

[@tomu2858]

too choppy

[@smck4769]

Vote YES Scotland, fuck the status quo! Australians are hoping to become a republic soon. We're with you!

[@MatthewCharmanadventures]

Very entertaining! As an Englishman, I think that Scotland should definitely vote 'Yes' next week. None of the Scots I've spoken to have tried to make it a nationalist or isolationist thing - my Scottish friends and some random guys I spoke to in the pub are all eager for the independence because the UK is currently run by a corporate-owned government that invalidated its own shaky mandate to rule by immediately abandoning its manifesto promises - and with a politically identical opposition devoted to the same hopelessly discredited neoliberal corporatism, things are unlikely to change in this model. Now I don't think an independent Scotland will suddenly become a Utopia, but it will allow that nation a clear opportunity to re-introduce meaningful democracy and escape from shameless corporatism. It will allow them to preserve beloved public services which the UK government has demonstrated it is determined to sell to its corporate masters regardless of the public's views. The fearmongering 'you'll have no money arguments' may seem scary, but. if things are left as they are the government will run the people of Scotland into the ground as surely as they will the rest of the UK. The unknown is frightening but better than a predictable future of ever worsening conditions. Moreover, Scottish secession would send a clear message to the corrupt, business-owned governments of the western world that the people still have a certain power and are not just resources to be sold off.

[@SteveSmith-os5bs]

What language is he speaking?

[@danielreid9908]

I know that you americans dont understand it, but his language i known as common sense.

[@clivewells7090]

English. Like janitor Willie or Billy Connolly.

[@brendancarroll9376]

Bollox

[@JackR772]

Spanish, but its quite a strong accent

[@mikespongili8254]

Welsh

[@pissedoffscotsman973]

it's funny because i't's true

[@geoffwebb1773]

M

[@Ziggyziggy1]

I get the impression that most of Frankie boyle jokes come from frustration and disappointment in human beings, Especially the sycophaths with money and power...

[@archiebrigden9185]

Hi. I'm a Politics undergraduate student and I'm looking to use this clip, specifically the excerpt that discusses US intervention in Afghanistan, in an essay at university- would anyone be able to give me the original show that this segment is from? Thank you so much!!!! Any nods in the right direction would be greatly appreciated :))))

[@sunnygirly2k4]

Still the king of offensive jokes, IMO. I laugh at things I shouldn't when he jokes about them e.g. Rolph Harris. Wouldn't Boko Haram kill all those celeb paedos if they ever did land in northern Nigeria, though?

[@SportFury1966]

FARK THE EPOCH TIMES AND THEIR STINKING LIES Frankie is the best.

[@kevbeck4092]

Wd

[@fomifoxi5381]

😆😆😆

[@Professor6871]

Very funny this. Oh I've just heard the Daily Mail has said if Scotland votes for independence on Thursday, England will have to lay mines along the border.

[@JoseighBlogs]

Scotland can have a REAL democratic laugh at the expense of the dour lazy voting English and VOTE A RESOUNDING POSITIVE "YES" FOR SCOTLAND'S INDEPENDENCE!

[@cognitivedissonance4413]

How did that work out for ya?

[@alanthomas2235]

Dream on

[@Boomtastic13]

Scottish independence or GLASGOW independence - jog on.....

[@shedboy4lyf]

Fuck off

[@richtfingers]

Jog on, Frankie.

[@harrykrugerharrykruger1876]

slavery is an evil that should befall none

[@alanthomas8467]

1707

[@QazwerDave]

Look at the EU vote. Scotland largely agree, England largely agree, but they both largely disagree with each other! Not much of a unification! N. Ireland largely in agreement with Scotland. Now that unification could work. Great Britain should just end right now!

[@ketchup5344]

He's terrible really i mean to say......but he is terribly funny too