If Furniture Were People

[@FrankJames]

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[@li1a2]

Okk

[@Rome-io]

Okay

[@animusicfanatic6339]

I knew you were selling something

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

Too bad that awesome robot vacuum costs more than my salary 😱

[@vinniedepinto3258]

Where`s Gaming Chair?

[@trinaq]

Rest in peace, Futon, we barely knew you, yet you were no match for "The Toddler."

[@Those2chickennuggets]

Reason of death Painted on Skittles dropped Marker Dents Most importantly….. CHOCOLATE SYRUP

[@chezcheese7109]

The toddler is every furnitures greatest fear. Never mess with the toddler

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

@@chezcheese7109 what about cats and dogs?

[@sinanonay8166]

@@hungariangiraffe6361 yeah that too we also don’t talk about Rufus

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

@@sinanonay8166 and Bruno.

[@veronica.n.franco]

I thought the villain in this story was gonna be a cat. 🐈 But a toddler is a formidable foe!

[@TheQwuilleran]

FJ was inspired by a visit from the Ghost of Chistmas Future

[@XSemperIdem5]

I thought he was going to intruduce us to his baby and it was going to be either baby puke or a diaper change incident 😅

[@NoopyP]

@@TheSentinelScout same

[@nicholasbaalman2008]

it is not A toddler, it is THE toddler

[@manalcali153]

I thought it was gonna be Frank's dog

[@naginiriddle7091]

When you realize the sketch is actually a commercial/sponsor video 😅😅😅😅

[@gracesgr8t]

The sketch was so good, I didn't realize until going to the comments that it was sponsored

[@WedgeTalon]

Whhhaaaaaaat? Nooooo. So anyway, the roborock s7 maxv ultra will not only empty its dustbin into the container in the dock, but also clean its mop heads and refill on water automatically! Now that's CLEAN design.

[@tnytmytx]

@@gracesgr8t same

[@lisagd22]

And yet, somehow you don't mind.

[@infinitedonuts]

“This is gonna suck” “I’m floorishing” I don’t know why, but I laugh so hard every time I hear Roborock.

[@trinaq]

I love how Dinner Table has a Southern accent, for some reason! 😂Also, congratulations on your new baby boy, Frank! 👏🏾♥️👶

[@chezcheese7109]

The accent is pretty funny ngl lol

[@anneishaseaton3186]

Maybe it was an homage to Paula Deane? 🤔😂

[@tinaperez7393]

Omigosh. I just realized the connection between Frank's new baby boy and this video! 😂

[@writerandartist]

Southern Hospitality. :)

[@SuperSilverJay]

@@tinaperez7393 what's the connection?

[@StephanieJeanne]

"Home is where the dock is." Roborock is pretty sassy! Haha. The bean bag for when you've given up on life. Too funny. 😂

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

Best line. 💀

[@BuiHieuDong]

Dinner table: Why does anyone need that much chocolate syrup? People in Math problems: Don't forget about us!

[@FrankJames]

lol true

[@xrwwiaold]

@@FrankJames lol yes

[@gavindinsmoor8196]

@@FrankJames Hey! I've got an idea! You should do a sketch about people in math problems and how the numbers make no logical sense!

[@kittyroid8123]

This blows me away please help me to understand HOW GOOD THIS MAN IS AT PERSONIFYING THINGS THAT ARENT ALIVE. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

He's INFJ :)

[@Fuzzy_frog.]

⁠@@Izabela-ek5nh:o he is?

[@RogueAlchemist]

Bean Bag is such a mood - I'd watch movies with him. RIP Futon. Love Coffee Table's vibe! ~Sassy~

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

I would want a Roborock for Christmas if it really spoke like this. (The fact that I'm a teenager who lives with his parents makes this pretty weird.)

[@FrankJames]

lol unfortunately it doesn't speak quite like this.... yet

[@Jordan14501]

Do If Apps We’re People Next

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

@@Jordan14501 yes, it would be great to see Duolingo the ruthless serial killer.

[@Jordan14501]

@@hungariangiraffe6361 Lol

[@cosminandreimatei756]

@@hungariangiraffe6361 Meanwhile the office apps (Documents, Présentation, Spreadsheet, notes, Google drive, the infamouses Classroom and Meet and their counterparts: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote or even the Office (which includes the basics Office apps and adds another ones) app Onedrive and Teams/Skype & Skype for business): Excuse us, but have we ever met in Corona period?

[@LoveHandle4890]

This guy never runs outta content.

[@superstylemeblog]

“Insubordinate and churlish”- ok, Aaron 😂

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Again! Your comment is how I first discovered that his "If Subjects Were People" had Home Alone references (still don't know what they are), and again, I keep watching these like everything is original like when I first got into the Simpsons and didn't know they were referencing so much of pop culture! Now I have to look up who Aaron is! Hope you're having a nice week, Becca. You're always one of the most pleasant commenters. Wish I took inspiration. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

[@superstylemeblog]

@@JohnHenrysaysHi Merry Christmas and it’s from a Key and Peele sketch!

[@FrankJames]

hee hee

[@TeamCat1128]

A-A-Ron🤣

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

​@@superstylemeblog NO DEAL! completely forgot haha Thanks again! You just reminded me to look up a possible Key and Peele Neil DeGrasse Tyson reference from Frank's Willy Wonka skit. And Thank you! 🎄 P.S. I think that No Deal was a Key and Peele reference from when they were on Mad Tv. I loved them as a kid. I can't always remember but sometimes I do... The "sometimes I do" was one of my favorite Mad TV references and was going to say it's the one I always remember besides Key and Peele's No Deal skit but I had to look them both up SOOOooo I'm going to continue to rely on your help! Thank you again and again, Becca! Merry Christmas!

[@AndersWatches]

Your ability to integrate ads so completely into the content and make it entertaining is as smooth as the roborock s7 maxv ultra. Honestly, it’s magic lmao

[@HappilyAnonymousGirl]

I personally loved all the vacuum jokes and commentary 😅 “Suck it up” and “I tasted a few drops that fell on the floor” were my favorites 😂 Making bad jokes funny by pointing out the fact that they’re bad jokes is a skill that you’ve clearly mastered, and I love it! Also, the music that was playing every time Love Seat was talking was hilarious ❤😂

[@gweniverebrown699]

I love the “if things were people” series I’ve watched every video and this one is my new fav

[@FrankJames]

yay thanks!

[@miiircy]

just saying - I would watch FJ do these skits about any and all niche category (as long as he still wants to do them ofc)

[@michael_koski]

0:33 I understood that reference! Thanks, FJ, for making us laugh! ~ Ana

[@evanallaire2829]

Do If Ice Cream Flavors were Poeple Next, and give Vannila a French Cousin

[@FrankJames]

oooh good idea

[@evanallaire2829]

@@FrankJames Idea: Guve Strawberry a Southern Accent

[@Sonik-09-l3b]

@@FrankJames idea: give chocolate mint chip ice cream a cool guy voice

[@wangsengsin2527]

Chocolate could be the guy that thinks everyone likes him, but in reality no one likes him.

[@Sonik-09-l3b]

@@wangsengsin2527 dude that sounds like from a movie

[@nonsense618]

How dare you make me attracted to a piece of furniture

[@holleighlordel1575]

Churlish! 😂 I’m floorishing 😂

[@fc-gc6mx]

If only all ads were made this funny and creative, I would love to stick around and watch every single one of them. Brilliant as always, FJ!

[@Mary_Thompson]

He could have a second career, freelancing for corporations as a screenwriter and producer of fascinating commercials.

[@badknit-yf7zl]

"and to stack all the random crap from around the room that doesnt belong anywhere else" soooo true lmao

[@chezcheese7109]

I love this series! It’s so creative and funny!

[@affinity266]

You made the robot vacuum extra cool , man 😂 I love it. And you made the best Roborock advertisement 👍 Prepare yourself for toddler vandalism, Frank. Don't forget the camera, to record the evidence and the funniest memories ever 😉👍👍

[@FrankJames]

hahaha ive already got the camera out all the time

[@jamboree615]

@@FrankJames Aw, so cute! Congrats, FJ!

[@ENFP7w8capranica]

I have no words. FJ, your videos get weirder and weirder and I love it.

[@WisdomBestowed]

Lmao I love the dinner table "and just getting all fat and sassy".

[@Itz_CamyyTMF]

Love these vids Frank! Especially the “If things were people”

[@rascaljoy]

That was the smoothest sponorship integration I ever did see, and I am here for it. 😂

[@DrawMaQueen]

I find it hilarious thinking about videos behind the scenes. He literally just followed his roomba around the house, with camera, most likely in silence. 🤣 Shower thoughts made my day

[@MP16298]

Why is no one talking about “I’m floorishing” 🤣

[@RestlessHarp]

I love this series so much 🤣

[@shimerrill967]

Me to, i always like the characters Inspires me to draw them

[@Chigger]

This is the perfect series for people who like things.

[@RosheenQuynh]

You're a comedic genius, dude!

[@teebaten2282]

Frank you’re getting so creative! All ur vids r rlly enjoyable lately ,that robot was such a nice touch!!

[@Paprokh]

Frank, you've just earned yourself a diamond prize for comedy.

[@starz5282]

I’m surprised no one has commented about the “insubordinate and churlish” key and peele joke 😂

[@thebewisharmy8258]

next is gonna be if gases were ppl. i bet

[@FrankJames]

lol

[@1millionpumpkins542]

I've been working on a parody of the Eric Clapton classic: " Propane". However, I utterly lack talent.

[@dmschoice2571]

Argon enters the room - no reaction... I'd rather be for a "If Historical Epochs were People" :)

[@ItsMeAttilaGameplay2018]

@@dmschoice2571 Will middle age man be a middle aged man?

[@witherow777]

I guess the Futon is just the beginning! Congratulations!

[@vampirequeenofficial]

This was SPECTACULAR!!!

[@XSemperIdem5]

Frank is getting too good at playing other characters. His performance as robo vacuum was 👏

[@Oddball9045]

bro, the dinner at coffee table and everything on desk is me

[@nanatk89]

I almost didn’t get the advertisement. 😂 good one.

[@DiogoChris]

I was half-expecting this to be an ad for Roborock 😅😂. Excellent skit FJ... I've been loving this series so far

[@angelicanavarro5311]

Oh The Toddler. 😂😂😂 I have a couple sticky couches myself

[@Madcat1331]

The robot puns were so good lmfaooo

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Agreed with Bookshelf. Maxed out in being ultra swept by Roborocks horrible punishment. Also, unlike Desk, he didn't have his back to the Christmas tree behind him! So extra points. Sweet to see you promoted the Devices were people with this because that's immediately what my mind besides your Ikea poll. The jolly good Chicks and Tractors here have helped me out since your work is my reference point for tv/movie references when watching these since your channel is my Sports fans fandom so it what keeps stuff present in my mind with the many presents you present us to help us from feeling lonely during the Christmas times with one of these...no, we need to order 4 of these now to replace our Chocolate Advent calendars since clearly, Chocolate is terrible, because no way is any future experiences with your son will be anything but sweet! Thanks for taking the time from your family to continue to bring merriment. Hope you and your family is having peaceful Merry Christmas with a lot of comfort and joy!

[@jamboree615]

When the video ended, I literally started clapping!👏🤣 Frank James has the best videos! I was wondering why the Roborock didn't have FJ's face on it (like our old friend Chip), until I realized it was a sponsored video. It would have been cool to see FJ as a floor vac! 🤣

[@lkf8799]

"Home is where the dark is 😶‍🌫️"👀 Love the vacuum puns. Also love how you still had to call the chocolate delicious even when it ruined the futon 😅 I get it.

[@teresalaveglia8152]

Dude we need update in the love triangle between dinner table, desk and love seat, with ocasional apparitions of the robot

[@holleighlordel1575]

No words! 🤣 I really needed a good laugh today and your skits always get me right there on the punny bone! Thanks! 😂

[@vanessamelanson4111]

I love to see these little skits! Very witty and funny!

[@medusagorgon9]

📚I'm bookshelf!📚 Loved the Mr. Garvey reference!😁👏🏼

[@ArzenalEditz]

Bro Your Scripts Are Hilarious 🤣 keep up the good work

[@Adwiti_Mishra]

pleaseee, I just LOVE the bookshelf

[@TaraTara-ld2xb]

Roborock had all the dad jokes. Lol.

[@lindahansen45]

Hilarious. Thanks Frank. RIP Futon

[@hiru92]

that robot is cool 🤣

[@ianaxel1111]

With those glasses, Frank reminds me of my high school history teacher.

[@leahboerigter4325]

Can't help but imagine the TV stand in the background being held down by the TV, yelling at all the other furniture before suddenly being muted. Love these sketches. Can't wait for the other funiture pieces to tell the Loveseat that with the Toddler running amuck, there won't be any loving happening on it 😂.

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

"I'm flourishing." That was the best joke I heard all day. I love puns. I love roborock.

[@prizzylicious]

when you realize this is his furniture's future in 2 years 😳 congrats btw 💜

[@tinaperez7393]

I don't know WHAT I just saw. The funniest ad / vacuum cleaner ad ever or just another hilarious hit it out of the park FJ video. 😊

[@morghan_]

Roborock was the star with his terrible puns 🤣

[@gamergirl5098]

Hey!!!! Congrats with everything!!! Love this!

[@hellobello1234]

Desk: "Uh, I'm a desk. People use me to work and pay bills." Bookshelf: "And to stack all the random crap from around the room that doesn't belong anywhere else." relating so hard..

[@aperson5860]

_Toddler solos entire furniture universe_

[@roadrunnercrazy]

I like the bookshelf. He told it like it was and knew the value of alphabetization.

[@pwopwosandrea8285]

I'm most loved for being the ' Bean Bag ' y'all

[@NoSocialSkills_]

Imagine going outside at 3:07 am to eat something and then in a deep unholy voice you hear a machine wiring going around with a deep voice,”wow this is gonna suck” HOW CREEPY WOULD THAT BE

[@TeamCat1128]

“Insubordinate & churlish” Sweet homage to K&P!

[@martip122b]

The best advertisement I swear xD

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Before and After! What was your favorite furniture before and after this skit? Frank, you perfectly nailed the furniture's personality together. Must have used Ikea! I think of the polls all the time, Sports fans! Stay Creamy!

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Also, if you ever had your mind changed thanks to Frank's "If things were people" skits, let me know! I think about skits all the time which is why Bean Bag instantly reminded me of the voice from his "If condiments were people" which I finally got sold on Steak Sauce winning because even though I may have more first grade quality Ketchup tastes, I think I recognize impartial quality and those view count numbers on the Alien Podcast one are way do not reflect quality whatsoever! Check it out! It roborocked! I might even....if you guys have a top 5 favorites to think about before the end of the year, let me know because I'm still catching up! Someone in Frank's "If colors were people" recommended his If Santa was an Introvert, and it's now one of my favorites! And those of who are interested in the 16 personalities, I thought that Santa skit along with Frank's 16 personalities Life Hack Man and the Guy who invented money was a great illustration of an Ni skit!

[@Melon-ALL-Free]

Bed. It still bed.

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

@@Melon-ALL-Free Hey, thanks! Feel free to share why, and hope you get some peaceful rest!

[@genghis_conz]

Love the Key & Peele reference

[@AnderRitter]

this guy never get rid of ideasss, can u do 'if brands were people' ??

[@ClubENTP]

I’d Love To See Feng Shui as a Character.

[@paulmatson661]

I'm torn: Bookshelf dislikes sorting books by colour, which I also hate, but also dislikes puns, which I love.

[@vuokkonurmi1379]

YEEEEEEEES another FJ video these are great!!!!!! Gongratulations for the baby again!!!! Ps. Im such a beanbag chair

[@Therat757]

This is by far one of my favorite skits by Frank, good job! You nailed it!

[@ItCantRainAllTheTime_90]

Your underside is very well upholstered-whoa buy a guy a dinner first!🤣🤣☠️ I can’t stop laughing!

[@ceilinh6004]

This video totally should have been sponsored by the robot vacuum. He stole the show. Bookshelf is my people though.

[@michelleb7399]

When my son was two, he covered my new beige love seat in mascara. I couldn’t believe how much black stuff came in that little tube. Fortunately I had the foresight to have that thing Scotch-guarded when I bought it. The mascara came off easily. I became a faithful annual Scotch-guarding furniture owner ever since.

[@priscillaz6463]

Great job again Frank. You are really floorishing.

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

The chocolate syrup moment is hilarious ! Suggestion : If clothes were people ? 😆( special mention for the bra, panty and socks)

[@Those2chickennuggets]

I love the desk 😂 Your amazing!!! I love watching your videos!!!!!keep going!

[@luiiiandmovieee]

0:52 bookshelf being a mood

[@beccacoleman498]

Hahaha, I love these "if _____ we're people" ones!

[@ACrazyCrazyGirl]

This is one of the best advertisements I have ever seen 😄 now everyone needs a Roborock

[@simbitowilly9590]

Desk: Going back to the the robo rock (SHUT UP GUYS) he’s great I just love him love him LOVE HIM!!!!!! Me: Are you sure you love him???

[@Hewylewis]

Please do if Pizza Toppings or Fast Food Restaurants were people! PLEASE!!! LOL

[@FrankJames]

ok!

[@Hewylewis]

@@FrankJames Thanks, dude.

[@MysticaAriYena]

you should go in to advertisement dude. Very nice product placement! LOL

[@RawReviews.]

Okay “floorget” should not have made me die as much as it did.

[@brycekirkham6896]

I had to replay the bean bag saying "this is about as presentable as I get playa" like 50 times because it made me laugh so hard well done frank

[@Stanthecrewonevity]

I'm fully convinced this man has endless ideas

[@alicewillows5137]

I like the bookshelf, very sassy 😂

[@desertforest2221]

"Insubordinate and churlish" hahaha Key & Peele, I love it :D

[@sheerri]

The “Key and Peele” reference. 😂

[@Kateshields4752]

I feel bad for the toilet😂😂😅

[@deb.e.9787]

I clicked just seeing the title thinking, whaaa….then you came on the screen. Why am I not surprised…😂😂 thanks for the awesomeness!

[@ti9erlilly]

"And to stack all the random crap in the room that doesn't belong anywhere else." I feel so called out, Frank! 😅🤣🤣