If Holidays Were People

[@FrankJames]

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[@rachellemcculloch6411]

Yep, Jesus wasn't born in December. And it is also true about the origins of Christmas. He was actually born in the fall time closer to halloween. Go figure. Lol 😆

[@mintylimeade1281]

If Alchemic Elements Were People

[@ethansatterfield5958]

There was no Thanksgiving in this

[@catbiscuit6107]

If Writing Instruments Were People ( pens and stuff like that )

[@johnpett1955]

I am reminded why I hate Christmas music sonmuch.

[@raspexsaurus7]

Im convinced that this man never runs out of ideas

[@KingCodd]

same can be said for many things edit: idk y i put things i meant youtubers

[@trinaq]

Seconded, I admire Frank's unlimited stream of creativity! ♥️

[@greybey4385]

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[@noonelooksatusers]

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[@TheWizardMaja-Stina]

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[@a.i.m.4569]

Thanks FJ, you just proved my hypothesis that if Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas were siblings, Thanksgiving would be that middle child that everyone forgets about

[@jaxonmcalley]

Ouch but okay. whispers: tf is wrong with people?

[@beththedarkmage3359]

Probably because very few countries celebrate it and it has a bloody history.

[@a.i.m.4569]

@@beththedarkmage3359 What I meant was that Christmas overshadows Thanksgiving the moment Halloween ends. Thanksgiving doesn't celebrate a bloody event, that would probably be considered Columbus day, even though his reputation was only tarnished since the 1990s. Thanksgiving is celebrated in other countries for different reasons anyway, and it's not like International Waffle Day is celebrated all around the world either

[@a.i.m.4569]

@Abby C. Ah my American brain just sets the default date to November since the holiday originated in America, but true. I suppose in other countries it'd be considered a neglected older child then?

[@Jestermancer]

New Years Day even forgot to invite him to the meeting.

[@thelonepianist17]

We need a part 2 where Thanksgiving insists that Christmas stop hogging November.

[@deconstructing7307]

They're probably roommates because they're unfortunately brothers or something, and ISTP Thanksgiving is fed up with Christmas` gift-wrapped tomfoolery. All Thanksgiving wants is a solemn, quiet weekend of hunting and gathering, between the absurd poetic antics of Halloween and Christmas, to appreciate tribal self-sufficiency, winter survival skills, well-crafted tools, and fire. Halloween hasn't a concept of actual fear, and Christmas got glitter all over the couch. Thanksgiving went off-grid.

[@warriorcatkitty]

Yep 😂 My family's already got our Christmas tree up ahaha

[@DiogoChris]

@@warriorcatkitty As a Christmas enthusiast, I'd say they've got the right idea😅😂

[@cynthialeaman3114]

@@deconstructing7307 Hahaha! I wondered about Thanksgiving🦃You explained that perfectly! I wanna spend the day with Thanksgiving!😁👍🏼

[@DaCatOfPizza]

And then Canadian thanksgiving is asking halloween to stop hogging the spotlight.

[@randomhomosapien-6009]

We NEED a sequel with Easter and Thanksgiving (and many others)!

[@paulhaney1009]

Agreed!

[@nboxbanana]

That’s what I was thinking

[@seb_terraria7224]

Remembrance day bro

[@Fredofbread]

HANNUKAH! SHABBAT! THE JEWS MADE YOU CHRISTANS!

[@Fredofbread]

@Methodius of Thessaloniki Wait. No. Jesus was actually jewish. So was Abraham and Sarah, Moses, etc. The new testament is actually a "sequel" (I don't belive in jesus) and the old testament is what the jews have in there religion. More on jesus, he was actually a rabbi. A rabbi is a "priest" for a jewish temple. Also his last "supper" (it has a real name that I don't know how to spell) was actually when he was celebrating passover aka a jewish holiday. please learn real history

[@KM-fd8bw]

The irony of Thanksgiving not even being part of this... I was seriously hoping until the very end. My favorite was Halloween.

[@patriciarose2342]

Then he would have to gave a battle between Canadian and U.S.

[@Someone-dy5ui]

And April fools. Although that one makes sense, that guy probably locked himself out of embarrassment of real life pranks and now hosts the absolute banger of a chaotic party on the internet and entertainment media in general.

[@thepoetandtheprimrose3790]

I was wondering when Easter was going to make an appearance

[@CabbageKid1118]

What about easter?

[@emilywheeler1140]

And Easter wasn’t in it either

[@dapperknee]

This guy can accurately personify ANYTHING. Can't wait for types of fabric as people XD

[@babyinvasion]

Polyester: toxic, extremely annoying, fake Cotton: God Himself (I'm INTJ)

[@katmgorska]

Is it just me or Halloween seems quite chilled out 🙃

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

Ikr, I love Halloween in this, and it's my favorite holiday too -INTJ (just thought I'd put my type, because why not)

[@JessicaKennedy367]

Prolly all those "drugs in the candy".

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

@@JessicaKennedy367 lol, probably

[@shimerrill967]

@@JessicaKennedy367 Yes i agree 😂

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

walmart and Christmas ads RUINED halloween because I saw Christmas decorations at walmart on Oct 6th and a Christmas ad on Oct 17th. Absolutely ridiculous. Can't they just have the halloween spirit? It happens one time per year and people overshadow it with a holiday 3 months after when the decorations appear. I shouldn't care so much but playing ads in October is CRAZY

[@ti9erlilly]

I legit cackled when Halloween schooled Christmas on their history. 🤣 This skit is perfection!

[@Fredofbread]

yes. and the fact he forgot all jewish holidays really says somthing about him

[@ti9erlilly]

@@Fredofbread Indeed. It says that he's a cautious person, who chose to go with the holidays he knows best, and avoid possibly offending people by misrepresenting a holiday that he doesn't know or understand well.

[@Fredofbread]

@@ti9erlilly okay👌

[@trinaq]

I love the Tim Burton Style music which pops up everytime Halloween speaks! 🦇🎃😂👻

[@beththedarkmage3359]

@@supersoup4672 There isn't a scene in that movie that is the least been Halloween-y lol

[@angelbear_og]

Since the majority of Tim Burton movie soundtracks are composed by Danny Elfman, you ought to say you love Danny Elfman style music...

[@videogalwatch]

Goth Day is in...uh, wait- lemme check...

[@thebiggestmaraudersfan]

why are your comments everywhere

[@kassandra0]

0:29 “The only thing eternal is death.. And what people post on social media” I don’t know why but this line made me laugh 😂 😅

[@trinaq]

Being Irish myself, I got a huge kick out of St Patrick's Day, especially when he started singing U2! 😂🍀

[@FrankJames]

traditional irish music of course lol

[@IndieRockerHippy]

The accent though 😂

[@augsburg101]

And then "New Year's Day" popped up... it was cute

[@RosheenQuynh]

@@IndieRockerHippy Right? 🤣

[@IndieRockerHippy]

@@RosheenQuynh what county d'you think he was goin for?! 😂

[@fantastic_fiona]

"Love and joy come to you, and to you your WAFFLE too!" 🤣 Me and my siblings have said that for ages with no real reason.

[@teresitaferrer7829]

Started playing Christmas songs in November? In my country once September 1st comes, all the malls and local streets blast out our traditional Christmas songs. 🤣 Also, this was by far my favorite "If things were people" episode. Frank is such a master of witty and on-point ideas turned into reality!!! KEEP 'EM COMING!!! 🔥❤️👏

[@togamicchi6691]

Hello, fellow Filipino haha!

[@somethingbambi875]

This is soooo sad. What's the point with Christmas if it is not celebrating the return of the light, like it is supposed to. You always grew up learning about being patient and then this madhouse. Makes me just sick of christmas, I used to love it but this is just perverse nowdays

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

i'm jewish (religious) so i don't celebrate christmas, but 'silent night' and 'what child is this' are absolute bangers

[@martdarts8916]

They skipped Halloween then lamfo

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

@@somethingbambi875 I know. If i was mayor for a town I'd make it so you could never play Christmas music, air Christmas ads, put out/sell Christmas decorations before Halloween. Seeing Christmas stuff for months makes me sick of Christmas. Especially when it's during another holiday I just want to enjoy

[@peskybird1071]

You know this guy is creative when he shows international waffle day and doesn’t show Easter

[@ANDPEGGY-1]

Thanksgiving: am I a joke to you

[@dragonwarriorxp2895]

And, like everyone else, Frank James forgot about Thanksgiving because Christmas decided to blare his music as soon as it was November.

[@katie18976]

Also Easter

[@kairavpatel1392]

Lol thanksgiving is always in the shadow of Christmas

[@jaschabull2365]

@@kairavpatel1392 *laughs in Canadian*

[@kairavpatel1392]

@@jaschabull2365 lmao

[@vickibradley2967]

Frank’s really upping his game with this one and the “if decades were people” one…the dialogue is 🔥 as well as the acting. Well done!

[@fungaljungal]

I loved the interaction between Valentine's Day and Christmas 😂😂😂😂

[@awesomeboitheanimatior4879]

“The only thing eternal is death, and what you post on social media.” *pure comedy*

[@typical8915]

Can we just appreciate the awesome acting in these videos?

[@katbek3099]

"How about the fiery pits of the inferno?" Halloween I love you

[@marinac444]

I love how FJ, (or Labor Day, rather) showed that all these holidays have become simply a marketing campaign

[@rainbowdillard8581]

Do you know how hard it is to find Labor Day decorations?? I really once did purchase a Labor Day towel for a friend who likes to decorate for holidays for which that's not typically done. The interesting thing about Labor Day expressing outrage about holiday commercialization is that the option not to work on a holiday is something the labor movement fought for.

[@suburbohemian]

St Patrick's Day isn't...it's actually a holy day that got culturally appropriated... ;0

[@ashlunagames]

I absolutely love and deeply appreciate the historical accuracy of Halloween's statements about Christmas lol Keep up the great work Frank! Love your content!!

[@melodyconte]

I love how Thanksgiving isn't even a part of the crew 🤣

[@Itz_CamyyTMF]

Easter:

[@XSemperIdem5]

@@Itz_CamyyTMF the marshmallow Peeps holiday

[@FalkonStrike]

It makes me want to cry because my birthday is like right next to Thanksgiving and then I wouldn't have the week off for my birthday 🙃

[@EllePlowPlow]

Me too because the whole holiday is a farce. Speaking as a native person myself.

[@masonpyle5929]

@@EllePlowPlow The first thanksgiving the natives and white pilgrims ate together. So how is it a farce?

[@welizw6911]

Best part was the laughter about the traditional Irish music of U2 😂

[@acemarie3017]

I like that touch of the first day of the year giving up on the new year.😂

[@Sai_Nuggetx]

Watching Frank's videos always makes me better and cheers me up if going through a bad day. Keep it up Frank! ☺️🥰

[@stardustandsarcasm]

I wish I could say I'm as fun as New Years Eve, as cheerful as Christmas, or as full of love as Valentines Day, but I am absolutely New Years Day and at this point I am too done with everything and everyone to bother apologising for it

[@adam6620]

"Why do we celebrate Independence Day with explosives? Why do we celebrate Presidents Day with mattress sales? And why do we celebrate Labor Day by letting Uncle Frank burn a PERFECTLY GOOD STEAK?! Because holidays don't make sense." - Erica Wang, from The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants on Netlfix.

[@rbxq]

I like how New Years Eve and New Years Day are different people

[@ElleInc]

Was anyone else anxiously waiting for Thanksgiving to suddenly appear at the end?? Lol

[@clarejennings5049]

"I'll take your spot New Years Day. That way first thing everyone thinks about every year is death" 🤣

[@beanie_bae]

Okay, this is also spectacular! I love the Biblical referance being a Christian (which I didn't even know, so thank you for the new fact) and yes, I have Christmas music on in the background. Gotta love it!

[@starflyer3219]

I wish this was 1 hour long.

[@raysafatewalker8342]

Everyone keeps talking about Thanksgiving being left out, but I was waiting for FJ to break out a bunny costume for Easter, lol

[@StephanieJeanne]

Hilarious! International Waffle Day wants his due! There are just too many of those weird days to keep track! I loved St. Patrick's Day and Halloween. Would've liked to hear Christmas in Kilarney! haha Poor Labor Day and New Year's Eve! 😂🙌💜

[@somethingbambi875]

As a Swede it is not weird with waffles day, but then all the other stuff came and that is just way too much 😅 But waffles day have been part of my soon 30 years long life.

[@suburbohemian]

But what about National Corn Dog Day!!!!?? I'm a huge fan. I have a button that reads "I was raised by a pack of wild corn dogs."

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@suburbohemian 🤣 🙌

[@Fredofbread]

what about hannukah

[@preciousfox4740]

Of course Christmas and Valentines day would be best friends 😂

[@flylittlewingfly]

When Halloween and Labor Day schooled Christmas and Valentines day on the cold hard facts lol I felt that!

[@Marychange]

Brilliant! So funny! Thanks Frank! What about "if people were chairs (fainting, recliners, on the floor cushions etc), I bet they would all have some complaints in common! especially with cats, kids and fannies. And dont even start with water bodies. like lakes and pools, not so happy with people's drool, snot, and other various sundries of relief!

[@47nanashi]

christmas -> ENFJ valentines day -> ESFJ labor day -> INTJ hallowen -> INFP

[@FrankJames]

haha i love it

[@47nanashi]

@@melikafeist9374 it can be~~

[@xg6hpyk]

I'm INTJ and never realized what a party pooper I am

[@47nanashi]

@@xg6hpyk how come u realize that 😆

[@eggomylego68]

3:02 November? Ha! Try July. I wish I was kidding…

[@marielbookworm9371]

I thought for sure that Thanksgiving would run in at the last minute and say "That's not fair, Christmas, it's my turn first!" Followed by Christmas shouting over him that he's from October in Canada so tough luck.

[@theorycow]

Frank really channeled his 2018 self for that halloween character

What about Easter? I was expecting it to appear also. Nice idea and video, though!

[@FrankJames]

i had to cut some unfortunately 😪

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@@FrankJames That's okay, leaves you open to making a sequel. 😉

[@ABCEasyas--]

I would’ve thought Easter would pop up with the conversation started getting biblical

[@maryblaufuss7533]

@@ClowncoreisCool I want a sequel too! Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day could duke it out.

[@susanlisson7066]

Same. That and 420 day which is close to Easter.

[@IndieRockerHippy]

Perfect ending! Favourite moment was Brunch just going "sad". Love those tiny little moments with perfect reactions and expressions. 😄

[@BriarDarkRain]

Man, you missed a perfect Thanksgiving cameo there. All in brown, in the corner of Christmas' dining room, hogtied and seething at being over taken by the jolly holiday once again.

[@siofraleonard1728]

I love how halloween and christmas fight it just seems to make sense

[@kyarorinLC]

The accuracy 😂👏🏽

[@gmhefner1]

omg this one just got better and better. 🤣🤣🤣 and diggin halloween’s resemblance to richmond from it crowd. 🤣

[@luiiiandmovieee]

1:23 "... the last two month" Bold of you to assume I wouldn't listen to christmas music from August to December

[@Kinglovinstone]

Jeez, is that why my brain is suddenly bleeding green and red?

[@andithomas3303]

I’m sad that Thanksgiving, Easter, and Veteran’s Day didn’t make an appearance…😔 Everything else is fantastic as usual ❤

[@michaellovely6601]

Don't forget about Memorial Day or the Fourth of July. Memorial Day is typically regarded as the unofficial kickoff to summer.

[@svanduyne22]

Lol I thought the punch line was going to be Thanksgiving saying he was dying but even funnier that he’s already dead

[@shinaeyoo7422]

Yay, another one of Frank James's amazingly, thought out, hilarious, videos. Been waiting for the next one of his videos, and its finally arrived, hopefully its funnier than the last one.

[@iKeto_gal]

OMG the writing on this skit is lit! 😃

[@Greenboi7]

JUSTICE FOE THANKSGIVING 🗣 JUSTICE FOR THANKSGIVING 🗣 JUSTICE FOR THANKSGIVING 🗣

[@superstylemeblog]

Halloween’s voice, tho 😂

[@TheEisleyFan]

I appreciate the clamation Christmas special getting an obscure yet well deserved homage.

[@kittyroid8123]

Hol' up... A bunch of the holidays are wearing a _wedding ring._ FRAAAAAAAANK???

[@kittyroid8123]

HE LIKED THE COMMENT IS THAT AFFIRMATIVE????

[@_khanmahdia_]

2:06 FACTS!

[@justinbassit8336]

I would love to see a video just on the friendship between INTJ and INFP. That would be hilarious

[@sheherazahde5611]

I was hoping Valentine’s Day and Halloween would switch!!! That would be hilarious!!!

[@cherondafiggers1181]

I do need a part 2 with Thanksgiving complaining that everyone keeps forgetting him 😂 Also where was Easter in this?🤔

[@Fredofbread]

You mean shabbat right? WE DON'T NEED MORE CHRISTAN HOLIDAYS!!

[@cherondafiggers1181]

@@Fredofbread my family isn't really religious so no? Idk what Shabbat even is? We stopped going to church when I was 3 🤣 I was thinking more like the commercialized Easter? You know with the Easter bunny, coloring eggs, candy, and all that?

[@Fredofbread]

@@cherondafiggers1181 oh.. I thought by the fact easter is technically a religious holiday. Shabbat is a holiday before christians. It is a day of rest, starting friday nigjt and ending Saturday night.

[@gcbreptile4571]

This was so much fun to watch, amazing job Frank! I was just wondering where's our beloved Thanksgiving, Easter, and of course Birthday? Would've loved to see those three! Maybe a part two?...

[@Elena.J]

Awesome sketch, FJ!

[@Treasure_is_Jolly]

"The only thing eternal is death, and things you post on social media" -Halloween 2022

[@theparadigm8149]

Plump Thanksgiving dude comes hobbling in: “What’d I miss?”

[@miriamw.]

If only Thanksgiving Day had shown up to remind New Year's Day to be thankful. 😄

[@TorresGaming5882]

Imagine birthday crashing this and everybody says "DUDE YOUR NOT A HOLIDAY"

[@jessiealexander3515]

Wow, you’re so lucky to have been able to get Dick Van Dyke to play St. Patrick’s Day! :D

[@lisa_gay]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MetaGiga]

Oh, I remember recommending this!! I loved watching it! Thanks!!!

[@macuna1995]

0:19 According to the "If seasons were people" video, that's Autumn's boyfriend. I see why he's a catch, awesome.

[@NerdyMystic09]

Missed opportunity to have Thanksgiving pop out of nowhere when Christmas and Halloween were taking about who's time it is now that it's November.

[@AlienFoodWizard1]

Wooo - this one was great (not saying that the other ones aren’t ☺️) Halloween should start out Moody but then end up insane with energy due to too much candy, I agree with other people that we need another one with Thanksgiving and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa can give Christmas dirty looks! Bringing national pancake day just to give waffle day a hard time. And Easter needs to represent. I loved this one, I wish it was longer ❤

[@JocieFire]

Christmas should be in March...I loved the faces the other characters made during this part...

[@Iwaschosen_1231]

Do one for fast food resturaunts and stuff like that : )

[@TheQwuilleran]

Christmas music on the radio first week of November is Too Soon. Halloween decorations the first week of September are encouraged.

[@afus_horsey_nonsense]

If there will ever be a part two not only do we need Thanksgiving but also, Cow appreciation day... just for the fun of it. Just imagine the interaction between Cow appreciation day and Earth day, the possibilities 🤩😂 By the way, I love your videos Frank James 😍

[@XSemperIdem5]

Ok but I need Penguin Appreciation day to set the facts straight about all those holiday cards with penguins at the North Pole, especially alongside polar bears. 🤦

[@TheGameverseMrGold]

Dude is easter a joke to everyone

[@XSemperIdem5]

@@TheGameverseMrGold it's over commercialized at this point. Chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies, Peeps. Personally I'm just in it for the Peeps and the candy clearance the day after. 🤔 He could use the opportunity for a bunny costume 😅

[@fionnmcd9929]

St Patrick's day singing at 1:08 sounds like AC/DC

[@dramaqueenskywalker345]

I love these sketches

[@beuwolf3776]

Labor day mic drop on Valentine day Big Sheesh on that one Idol Frank James

[@GiantGJoob]

0:54 there’s the month I was born:D!

[@didheparty]

I love how thanksgiving is completely forgotten. The second Halloween is over no one cares about her 😂😂😂

[@Onions-Fear-Me]

16 personalities impersonating each other would be great

[@itstheundisputedsagboo]

Halloween said a mouthful to Christmas 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

[@Carolina-cm6nu]

The fact that Thanksgiving did not even make an appearance is both sad and accurate

[@cynthialeaman3114]

I Knew New Years Day was gonna feeling tired, hungover, aggravated..frkng brilliant!🤣😂And Halloween giving fax to Christmas!? I love it! Infj..mmwaah!😙

[@thatpersona7366]

I feel like there would be an interesting dynamic with Chinese new years and normal new years

[@totorishop]

I love FJ. Watching his videos makes me laugh and my days easier to manage.

[@3_words]

Loving every second of it even before watching the whole thing♡ fellow INFJ ☆

[@vladimirenlow4388]

Thanksgiving: "Can't we all just be civil to each other and sit down to have a nice meal? Seriously, I spent ten hours putting this shit together and I am _not_ putting up with all these leftovers!"

[@helgaioannidis9365]

25th of March here in Greece is a really important holiday, it's the Greek Independence Day and we have parades everywhere. 😊

[@SmrtLifeYT]

Damn, this is the only channel that keeps me from being bored out.

[@Kcali111]

Halloweens voice 🎃🖤

[@derpster656]

I was waiting for thanksgiving to appear and shut everything down because it was time for them to SHINE!

[@NoName37124]

Thanksgiving is the forgotten middle child

[@shortyhalfpint8890]

2:40 lolz halloween is right though :D

[@theraccoonatic]

I can only imagine how Christmas would be if Hanukkah was there… Halloween and Labour day were my favourite

[@K_G_S_]

You make our days FJ 😂😂😂. You’re the best!

[@g8805]

Is there gonna be a part 2 with Easter, Memorial Day, Fourth of July etc. This was so good…I need more!!😂

[@michaellovely6601]

That would be interesting.

[@cashcanadian1351]

Me hearing "oh were getting biblical now" and expecting Easter to show up