If Numbers Were People

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Fast Food Restaurants Were People" next 🍟 infj.me/3TCMPp4

[@merlinsbeard9746]

No

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

awesome

[@Aostrele]

i have

[@FrankJames]

@@merlinsbeard9746 yes

[@merlinsbeard9746]

@@FrankJames nahhhh

[@JasonMoir]

This needs a sequel featuring complex and irrational numbers.

[@ItsMeAttilaGameplay2018]

Pi for the glory of March 14th

[@Radioactive3.c4n]

How about imaginary numbers ?

[@kramergamer69]

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.

[@timbuktuesday]

I was definitely expecting something like that. Maybe bring in e or i. Could even do a factorial

[@jackys_handle]

and a sequel with the surreals

[@sashacat936]

I totally expected 3 to turn 6 upside down to make 9 appear

[@evelynrowenadawn]

same.

[@Yarxxter]

I was expecting them to add together to make 9

[@interbeamproductions]

I expected someone to rip the 11 off of 911 to make 9

[@kiwimations2053]

It's too bad, I heard six and nine were in a relationship.

[@rosegacha8]

@@kiwimations2053 yeah, 96 ^w^ (96 is naked cuddling for reference, yes, I know what 69 is)

[@zikranaeem7009]

6 was scared of 7. Why? Because 789. But why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[@FrankJames]

lol

[@officialbeefy]

Oh I get it

[@Elleliza3501]

That's funny 😂

[@MSte21]

Nice

[@Anonymoose3840]

i already knew the first part of the joke, but your addition is AWESOME!

[@CatWithAnElectricGuitar]

This dude never runs out of ideas doesn’t he?? Love ya Frank💞

[@positronwildhawk8690]

He's really in his prime

[@eggyt1153]

If he does (keyword: if) he’ll prob make sequels to these. I hope!

[@CatWithAnElectricGuitar]

@@eggyt1153 hopefully we get to see more of these videos. Top tier content💯

[@mominashakeel4795]

I love how Number 3's "spell" was just Latin dummy text 😂

[@meganleffingwell3437]

Oh! I was wondering what book he was reading from! 😂

[@epacgames9197]

It's lorem ipsum.

[@meganleffingwell3437]

@@epacgames9197 Oh okay, thanks!

[@angelpenarolo7408]

Beat me to it lol XD

[@theoriginalwaterbaby]

@@meganleffingwell3437 yea, looks like either a book of fashion & makeup tutorials or else a really fancy cookbook.....

[@deltaboi9014]

"9 is one of the top ten most important numbers" top-tier comedy 👌

[@Sobeiron]

I never thought of it like that, wow

[@ArtistIntuiting]

''Why do you have a picture of me?'' 😂 that tickled me lol! Love 3 doing magic tricks 😄 and 5 coming back from Italy and being asked what 3 was saying lol, always love how many little details you sneak into these lol 😊

[@springrain5297]

The dynamic between 6 and 7 is hilarious, especially when you get 911 involved and he had no evidence 😂

[@pudgesnextturnaround3112]

999: who ate 9!

[@learningwithlp7033]

I thought that 3 would cut the 11 off of 911

[@alexflores2397]

True, but then it would cause catastrophe with a slash and cause 9/11

[@BM-xi4kd]

Just when everyone thought this dude must run out of ideas someday, Frank returns and proves us wrong again and always surpasses all expectations by never disappointing us and being better than anyone could imagine

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

Seven ate nine, hehehe, nice pun there. the 9 coming back from the dead, looking the same but something being different and evil with the -9 was brilliant!

[@lisagd22]

Sort of like a brainy version of Pet Sematary.😆

[@justindsouza7715]

It should have been 9i

[@trinaq]

Major kudos for never running out of material for this series, Frank. Please do cars or candy bars next! 🍬😍

[@Ingemaja]

Hahahah, I see you everywhere nowadays 😂 Hiiiiiiii 👋 Hoping that your day is great

[@trinaq]

@@Ingemaja Thanks very much, hope the same goes for you! 👍😊

[@Ingemaja]

@@trinaq Thank you 😊

[@Pinkywinkykinky]

or zodiac

[@ENFP7w8capranica]

BAHAHAHAHA! Frank, these are getting to the point where i forget they're youtube videos. I feel like they're actual episodes of a TV show. Well done!!. 😆

[@kierstenlh]

“Just for that, F-.” I laughed way harder than I should have at that line! 😂🤣😂 ~ A fellow INFJ

[@wyattangle]

LMFAO, OMG me too. (ISTJ here, but still.)

[@hannahdoesacting5820]

Lol I’m also an INFJ

[@eleezaaa]

me too

[@YangBluey-In]

I'm INFJ

[@katiemerrick5262]

Anybody notice how the odd numbers were a little bit... odd? And how the even numbers were more centered? What a great detail 10/10 👌also the dramatization with negative numbers was hysterical like oh my gosh 😂

[@FullHouseFan1313]

Yes expect 1 he was centered and odd

[@thekingofdoges]

@@FullHouseFan1313 ..1 is a odd number

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

​@@thekingofdogesYou don't understand. What they're saying is that 1 is the only odd number character in this video to not have a certain quirk to him (3 is a ""magician"", 5 went to Rome and is now fully with the culture, 7 is Hannibal Lecter, and tbf we never actually see 9 since he was murdered.) On the other side, anyone noticed that 0 is the only even number here to have a quirk?

[@alexflores2397]

⁠@@mateuszszulecki5206actually 1 was the main character as I notice, and we actually do see 9 as a negative number, and 6 was the guy who accused 7 of eating 9, 2 was, I think mostly a filler number, the only ones that barely played a role were 4 and 8

[@katraj0102]

1:45 6’s reaction to everything 7.

[@affinity266]

"Six thinks that seven ate nine" what a line 😂 7 was so creepy and hilarious at the same time I love it. And 7 is my favorite number. My goodness that was so clever and funny , I didn't expect that end For Andy 😂😅 Thanks for the good laugh, man I really need it 🧡

[@froggarolli-Stolitz]

your sense of humour is always spectacular haha 😅😂 thanks for the entertaining content FJ 🧡🧡

[@officialbeefy]

I really “appreci - eight” the fact that he referenced V from “If Letters Were People”.

[@awarlockunkindlyborn1353]

When I saw this I thought to myself "what could he possibly do with numbers?" But this was my favorite one yet! When -9 showed up I spat out my water like I was on TV. The Google docs Latin filler text was funny too lol. I will never doubt your comedic genius again.

[@Skullemojiwithacustardhat]

Yeah. You would be surprised what people can do with numbers.

[@EEPY4]

Yeah. People can do a lot with numbers... Infact. They could even give the numbers stories.

[@awarlockunkindlyborn1353]

I'm so confused lol. Why are you commenting basically the same thing multiple times with different accounts? I work with numbers every day. I know numbers can be personified, and I didn't expect the video to suck or anything like that. I was just wondering how he would successfully portray them without entering enneagram territory, and I didn't realize how many number jokes he would be able to squeeze in. It doesn't go deeper than that.

[@stratonikisporcia8630]

@@awarlockunkindlyborn1353 I mean making jokes with numbers is easy as π

[@awarlockunkindlyborn1353]

@@stratonikisporcia8630 Lol good one

[@hopenzola2790]

0:50 I'm a french speaker, and when I heard : "moi?" It was so natural😭😭😭😭❤

[@LoveHandle4890]

This is by far one of the greatest ways to learn about math ever.

[@DragonriderEpona]

As someone who learned media design: The lorem ipsum part used as a summoning spell made me laugh very hard xDDD

[@avianna7738]

Well then. I think we learned a lot here. Namely: 1. What lorem ipsum is actually for 2. What happens when you square me, myself and i 3. And how to summon beings from the mirror universe All in one simple incantation! Thanks, FJ! 👏

[@rennoc6478]

2:22 thats literally just placeholder text for unfinished websites 😂

[@donaldgrape7667]

Can we appreciate the detail that Frank gave us? I mean, Andy didn't write a single 9 in his test. That was a very nice touch!

[@nicholeswan640]

Number 7 eating 9 was hilarious I love your sense of humor FJ looking forward to more videos and hoping there will be more music comparisons too and guitar playing

[@KnightsaysNi]

I had to pause this because I started laughing unreasonably hard when 7 started talking. XD

[@noemirodriguez9137]

When 7 said "salty, you say" I burst out laughing 🤣🤣 the expressions I can't!

[@KajunPicker]

Frank thank you for inventing humor Your so funny and creative thanks for brightening my day :)

[@rickyquinteros7100]

0:18 “threeeeeeee is the magic number” -Schoolhouse rock, my history class for whatever reason

[@Jodla33]

I like that 3 is reading lorem ipsum, really nice detail

[@jeffreywilkinson9821]

Frank, is there any way you could do "If musical keys were people?" Like C major could be the 'leader', you could have a smattering of major and minor keys, bickering with each other as to who is the best. You could also throw in a mode or two like Dorian, Mixolydian, or Phrygian as your oddball weirdo characters. Dorian could reference the song "Scarborough Fair" and wear a Renaissance cap and nobody would know what he was talking about. As a music theory geek I would love to see this! I'm sure you'd be great at it. Might take some extra research but it could be really fun and educational.

[@LogoMan404]

It made sense that three is a magical number because three is said to be the magic number.

[@LiLGhostPlays]

Back in 6th grade our writing teacher had us write childrens stories. I made a childrens story about numbers coming to life to teach a little boy about the importance of math. This video brought back that memory lol.

[@Carol_65]

I literally lol’d, especially when Roman V walked on. Embarrassingly, it took me a second to get 7 until 6 said it.🤦‍♀️😂

[@AkulYenugula]

But then Andy realizes that he had an algebra test lol (also waiting for new 16 personality sketches) -an entp

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

2:40 Me, who understands half of it due to Latin class: *excuse me what the f-*

[@PBGetson]

I thought maybe someone might have called 3 a square, and he would have cloned (squared) into a 9. But I like the strange sounding -9. The ending with F- mark was brilliant.

[@Brocseespec]

Or bring "| |" the absolute value

[@hisprincessprincess4916]

We truly need a part two of this tbh

[@evangelinewilson9343]

Just when I thought there were no more things to make into people. Excellent job Frank

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

Plot Twist: 7 was actually just fucking with 6 the whole time. 9 works a part-time job at the police department, with '911' just being him in his work uniform the entire time. The reason why 9 isn't with the other numbers right now is because he's been at work for quite a while now for whatever reason. He's never interacted with his group in unifrom before, hence why they didn't recognize him when he showed up. 9 likely did however recognize the other numbers, but just didn't have the time to explain the situation. -9 is a completely different character.

[@Julian.20915]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight nine! 0:38

[@Miltos11]

Oh I get it because 7 ate 9 😂

[@tartarrean]

All my coding buddies will recognize the Latin dummy text... Well done as always, FJ! Your humor never ceases to make me smile, keep it up!

[@nonsense618]

0:31 Fine just take my like it’s not like I needed it anyway

[@slimyduck2140]

"no letters allowed" calculus : "are you sure about that?"

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

how do you think 1 feels about algebra

[@ianaxel1111]

this man deserves an Oscar for the best KZbin channel, if there was a category for that

[@FrankJames]

you're too kind

[@FutureCommentary1]

2:32... I'm expecting 3 to square itself... Let's watch and see.

[@alexflores2397]

Never thought of that

[@TylerForPresident2012]

If numbers where people they would be BFB characters

[@PinkyKittyPlays]

Yup. Someone animate this into BFB Algebraliens.

[@TylerForPresident2012]

@@PinkyKittyPlays yes

[@eggyt1153]

FINALLY! Love it, haven’t even watched it yet.

[@B_gato]

This video was solely to show of your acting abilities, and I'm here for it

[@Oddmartian2]

This was either a funny sketch about numbers, or the most confusing Enneagram video I’ve ever seen

[@JeM130177]

"What do you have a picture of me" I properly just went "HA!" out loud that tickled me a lot. Also the 7 8 9 joke stuff 😂😂😂

[@RyanNerdyGamer]

The ritual to revive 9? Simple: All numbers arrange in a circle 1 stands parallel to 8 2 stands parallel to 7 3 stands parallel to 6 4 stands parallel to Vee They all shout “No” in German (except Vee, who instead says “Grandmother” in Italian) Ta-da! Instant resurrection of 9!

[@AGlassOfMilkHere]

*Pi walks in*

[@missrobinhoodie]

6 could double as 9. As long as 6 is able to do a handstand or something like that.

[@mrsunsprunki0451]

bro took number blocks to a brand new level

[@Micah_YT]

BFDI numbers

[@apiciti_radio]

This regression of ideas is very evident of having a kid in the house - if letters are people, if numbers are people - guess it's gonna be if colors are people next. I'm sorry, i just imagined FJ staring for hours and thinking how he will teach the basics ( and way so ahead😄)

[@lisagd22]

He already did if colors are people, but the ones right before this one were fast food and Starbucks drinks, so I think we're safe.

[@MT-ek9te]

Three's Company, Four's a Crowd

[@madtheghost337]

These personifications are spot on.

[@dallincandland]

The level of genius, humor, and solid acting in this is just amazing. THe power of editing truly is astounding. The music, sound design, scripts, delivery, all just so good! Thanks for sharing, FJ.

[@kaylasolomon9578]

i feel like if this were on any other account, i’d think they were running out of ideas, but frank does it so well that it seems like he’ll NEVER run out of ideas

[@yy19aos]

thanks for posting this in 4:3, my favorite aspect ratio

[@i.-.-.-.-.-.-..-..--a-h1y]

7 giving Hisoka vibes

[@tamaramendelson1634]

Man i thought 3 was gonna square himself

[@ghaithalhalabi8889]

1:23 this is actually the number 7 in Arabic

[@tzbq]

true

[@MrAmeribrahim]

Yes The Arabic seven looks like this : ٧

[@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2]

fr

[@need890]

​@@MrAmeribrahim :v

[@sir_supod]

٧

[@tjpr800]

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua!" had me rolling! (Its lorum ipsum filler text if anyone is unaware)

[@Friend418]

I was so confused in 1:09

[@shimerrill967]

7 is a cannibal 😂

[@QuixoticSara]

I wanna be friends with number 3 haha but what is this cool magical editing I see

[@armandbier2502]

When ever I do math with negatives, I visualize a sorry about positives vs negatives, and them switching sides and stuff and I don't know why

[@luiiiandmovieee]

I've always thought negative numbers are creepy

[@Sunset553]

I thought of taking the cosine of an angle as a catty thing to do.

[@AskForDoodles]

I was so sure 3 would summon two clones of himself so there'd be three 3's (3x3) to make a new 9.

[@Elleliza3501]

Bravo! 🎉 Most creative yet! When 3 started using filler text and the numbers asked 5 what he was saying, I knew this one had layers and would prompt a re-watch! 😂

[@lisagd22]

Just about every one of Frank's comedic videos needs at least two watches. The second one is where I pick up on all the little details that make his videos so good.

[@emmaterzioglu23]

Right on my birthday! Thank you Frank!

[@FrankJames]

Happy birthday!

[@supermariodanny3820]

these guys need to 10v10 the algebralians (Four would solo these guys)

[@LETVReturns]

fax

[@Anticrystal88]

Love him reading the placeholder text ... Lorem ipsum ...

[@danielabenitez1264]

It's good to see someone stating that, yes, every number has its personality

[@atomicold]

This is why 3 is my favorite number

[@sixarmedpsycho_9]

So, one and two are allowed to cross the Mexican border, but not three because it was considered trespassing.

[@abbynormal6966]

Magic number 3 won me over with the second handful of surprise confetti 😂🎉❤

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

3 & 7 are my favorites numbers, and also my favorites on the video, funny ^^ Thank for revealing one of my obsession the day of my birthday 🤣 Born the 23 march 1989, and 233 and 89 are on the Fibonacci Sequence. The 9 count for nothing, each time we add 9, if we do to sum of every digit, we still get the same number.

[@1chienandalou]

Omg I love these but even so the -9 with the twin peaks speak was way unexpected lolll

[@ellenh278]

5 was unexpected and "9 is one of the top ten numbers" 😂👏. It's the little jokes that often get me.

[@1523.M]

I love everything about this sketch

[@tinaperez7393]

Leave it to Frank to lean into that horrible yet classic Dad joke AND give 7 the Vincent Price treatment! 😹

[@awesomeaustenkitty]

Wdym it’s not horrible? It’s genious

[@tinaperez7393]

@@awesomeaustenkittyexactly. "horrible" in this context is being used as a compliment. 😂👍😁

[@coolthunder9160]

And 69 makes all the fan fiction of the numbers 😂

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

What was your favorite number going in and out? And which did you relate to? Number 1 is already taken by Frank! Unless, you subscribe to "the first is the worst, second is the same..." too cool and attractive for school intellectual type theories...like me with playground theorizing. haha Looking forward to hearing if they hold up after all these years! Alright gotta go. 2 is looking pretty sweet right now cuz, referencing Frank's previous skit...Taco Bell! :)

[@clayless8701]

personally I relate to 7 😋

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

@@clayless8701 Great taste! hahaha

[@jossieb93]

Six has always been my favorite number so I am beyond happy to find this six relatable. I'm always thinking people are sketchy and most people in the room will be like 'no idea what your talking about'.

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

@@jossieb93 Cool to read someone having a consistent favorite number. Thanks! Appreciate your perceptiveness! If you'd like to elaborate more, feel free.

[@jossieb93]

@@JohnHenrysaysHi It's very simple, little six year old me was laying in bed meditating on life as all six year old do. (I've always had trouble falling asleep) I was thinking about how I didn't want to turn seven (mostly because I was scared of growing up). But I didnt want to admit to myself I was scared so instead i came up with a bunch of reasons as to why six is superior to seven. I love how later my mom was like "six is the number of the devil" and that just made me like it even more 😂😂

[@Treasure.is_Jolly]

"If you believe in a little magic" And then the poof. SO FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garfield1987]

where is 69, the funny man

[@Avisworld-l1h]

Dude if there was no nine then there can’t be 69

[@caro.is.a_slay]

or 420, the stupid guy (or something i dunno)

[@Vikorlv]

Lorem Ipsum, the magic words in any text jajajajajaja

[@KajunPicker]

0:12 I thought that was funny

[@IAmTheOnlyINFPBaguette]

My fave was “Why do you have a picture of me?” Poor two 🃏

[@felin.e2016]

“If … were people” are getting out of hand now and I love it

[@Yuji_itadori908]

Where is 69 and 21?

[@austinplays9937]

Yooo number lore is looking sick

[@XSemperIdem5]

3 going all first season of Supernatural on us trying to read the Latin sample text. And 911 was basically a conversation I've had with too many people about the need for actual evidence. Not about cannibal numbers though 😂

[@Godoogwaytheloookxmaxxer]

YOU WONT LIKE THIS COMMENT

[@Zachyshows]

I won't

[@teresalaveglia8152]

I know this is late but, "I'd sports were people" would be such a gem mine with your creativity

[@andreayokoyama4270]

Elements of the Periodic table would be nice!

[@slosh177]

So clever, thank you for always coming up with these!