If School Subjects Were People

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Planets Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/3TCEi4G

[@mintylimeade1281]

If Alchemic Elements were People

[@emmy_grace]

You're videos are so hilarious

[@sanji_joestar]

''Cool it Earth'' ''I CAN'T COOL IT'' I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂

[@sinitwolde5567]

i love these videos!! Please like!!!

[@minusstage3]

you're totally lit brother!

[@nataliegivan8726]

The fight between Spanish and French is hilarious. In my high school the foreign language teachers really did have a rivalry going on. History still repeating itself to this day.😂😂😂

[@pikoujimbok]

my french teacher hates everybody at my school except for the spanish and latin teacher

[@erinl422]

One of my French teachers also taught Spanish

[@lajoyeusetroupe]

i'm french, and in France, German teachers and Spanish teachers have the same kind of rivalry, so the joke works for us too ^^ (meanwhile english teachers are like kings and queens no one would dare to bother them cause "english is the langage of the world" xd)

[@maryelizabeth2751]

I agree, as a Spanish teacher. The rivalry is real!

[@ally6259]

Latin though 💀

[@Пинагод]

Literature constantly saying 'why or why not?' is one of the most accurate things in this video. He's like drama but more self-aware at how 'deep' or pretentious he can be.

[@wolfishpotato6978]

Yep, because they are basically the same subject just explored differently lol. Both look at a bunch of stories, one analyzes and interprets them and the other acts and interprets them

[@liamgavinwells]

Literature activated my fight or flight response there

[@valentinaembers5713]

My literature teacher is also my Drama teacher… yes, it makes Literature class exactly what it sounds like

[@AnnaMayKremer]

His Lit character was my favorite.

[@xenopinquiauri]

This is how I imagine my teachers conversing with one another 😆

[@Ankesadventures]

💯

[@randomstuff4769]

😆🤣

[@TheInnerSpark]

Lmaoo

[@felixthefeline2231]

Same lol

[@Acs688]

As a French teacher, I can say this is 100% accurate. C’est la vie! 🇫🇷

[@WolfoxBR]

That tangent joke was on point.

[@FrankJames]

🙌

[@rjoshuatracy3590]

Agreed! The math jokes were math nerd approved 😁

[@CaveyMoth]

I'll cosine on that one.

[@summydots]

"I'll be happy to subtract that experience from my life" that one was well timed & versed too.

[@blueberryjackson7539]

*nods* Clearly a /product/ of a lot of thought.

[@silverxpanda5852]

Just want to say that Frank James is pretty knowledgeable to be able to make this kind of humor lol

[@coloraturaElise]

Yes, he's got that elision down in French!

[@Rosie-uf5ox]

I loved the French and the historical references. 😄

[@jkjhgfterxpppoppp]

Yeah, this is the perfect combo of all kinds of ironies with a touch of techno and psychology !

[@parnapple1736]

Is this an example or irony? Why or why not?

[@DrScotthew02]

They say History is still trying to conduct the meeting to this day.

[@Oliwia-po9wj]

I wanna see a part 2, with biology, chemistry, geography and German, it would be disastrous

[@roselewis1426]

And band!

[@trex9600]

And philosophy

[@summydots]

Add psychology to the mix

[@trex9600]

Also add Art

[@noname8354]

Yesss separate bio, chem, and physics. Each subject is very different from the other, and even the people that major in those subjects have very different personalities. Also add Latin

[@imacup2154]

Can we take a moment to appretiate that he always makes us laugh even in our worst days

[@meganleffingwell3437]

I about fell over at the choir in the middle! 🤣🤣😂😂👌

[@Luthelioness83]

Yes! I just found this channel last night around 10:30pm and it's the reason that I didn't go to sleep earlier. Couldn't stop laughing!🤣

[@HopeTony_]

Same. It's rough and this helps

[@GhaliaTkl]

So relatable! here i am dying of stress cause i have a submission tom, but laughing cause of his video

[@wormonastring2169]

As a Cologne person, you mentioning the cathedral made me so happy. Also, when they finished the cathedral, they had a parade and invited the king, and it was so dope that he said "do it again"

[@BombshElle_7]

Frank laughing at himself is becoming one of my favorite parts of these skits. 👌🏽

[@gracesgr8t]

As a history nerd, I loved the line “We’re going to have this meeting again next semester and once again, history is gonna have to repeat himself.” 😂

[@matityaloran9157]

For the first time as history and the second as farce

[@JKNat9004]

I loved that one too.

[@e.h.buchmann23]

The harsh switch from opera to autotune was like a warm hug followed by a punch in the ear. A truly unique experience.

[@frogingtum.thecrumbling]

I had a sudden surge of love for every subject out there after watching this video.

[@StephanieJeanne]

Too funny! It's official: Lunch is a school subject! I loved French being a snob to Spanish, and Drama was hilarious, as well as Lit "Was that an example of irony? Why or why not? 😂🙌

[@Ditto.007]

His humour is golden. Was that a metaphor?

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

I have no idea how common this is, but I find it an amusing saying in French "Parler Français Comme Une Vache Espagnole" or "to speak french like a Spanish cow". So even the languages have beef.

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@johnathanrhoades7751 Ha, that's a new one on me, but yes, 'tis true-- for centuries.

[@matityaloran9157]

@Ditto, that was a metaphor

[@Ditto.007]

@@matityaloran9157 Yes!!!

[@boyhero3194]

Can we respect the fact that he bought that singler cigarette just for the sake of roleplaying 😂. Edit :thanks for the likes.

[@FrankJames]

ah i have a whole pack of herbal prop cigarettes hee hee

[@AngelaLochCross]

@@FrankJames "Herbal"?

[@somebody41]

@@AngelaLochCross I think I've seen something about those. I think there are some kind of prop cigarettes that movies and such use so the actors don't actually get hooked.

[@jedim1ndfux619]

@@somebody41 I think he means CBD "prop" ;) cigarettes.

[@RosheenQuynh]

@@somebody41 That's amazing!

[@thehiddenrune]

1:25 The fact that I'm literally learning this song in choir right now makes this so much funnier😂

[@mikathestickcollector]

Love the Home Alone reference 2:37! Brings back warm childhood memories from every Christmas lol

[@brittanyc7358]

I rewinded the choir part so many times lol it was beautiful and the history repeating himself part was gold.

[@Capyrate]

I feel honored by the French representation, although snobbish haha. Nice to see the banter with Spanish being represented as well. 😂

[@LBrobie]

"...history's gonna have to repeat himself." lol!! so clever, FJ.🤣

[@10amxd39]

“you’re what the french call les incompetents” why did i think this was a home alone reference 😭😭 anyway loved the video frank!!

[@FrankJames]

because it is!!

[@jml5100]

​@FrankJames I knew it! Just watched this video and as soon I heard that line I thought "no way!" What a deep cut, great job! I just scrolled through the comments because I thought for sure someone else must have noticed too.

[@superstylemeblog]

There should be a prize for finding the hidden Home Alone quotes in Frank’s videos

[@FrankJames]

like a bingo game

[@superstylemeblog]

@@FrankJames Yes!!!

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

​@@superstylemeblog Wait, what? I've seen all 2 of those movies multiple times and I missed them all. Appreciate you pointing that out since while calculators and computers may have made math useless for many, I had a sorta Et tu, P.E. when he dissed Math, since after the accident, Math was my favorite subject to help me count beyond my 2 fingers, but now thinking of Home Alone as well as The Godfather movies...he's right, math is useless. Since I can rely on you pointing things out for a 3rd finger. Meaning, I was just kidding. I liked all 3 of the The Godfather movies and Home Alone Movies...all 3...did you know there was a Sandlot 3? P.S. I watched both Home Alone 4 and Sandlot 2....Being Halloween season, people have been flexing over the scariest movie they watched, and all I can think is "there, there" as I pat them on the head. The horror. The horror.....Well, anyways, hope you have a Happy Halloween, Becca!

[@michaellovely6601]

That would be awesome! Despite the fact that it's a Christmas movie; "Home Alone" is one of those movies that you can watch anytime of the year and enjoy it. I last watched it with my sister's family and we laughed ourselves senseless. My niece-who was eleven at the time- laughed herself silly at the scene where Marv (Daniel Stern) screamed bloody murder with that tarantula on his face. In my honest opinion Daniel Stern should have won an Oscar for Best Scream. What I didn't know about "Home Alone" is that the house used for the McAllister home is an actual home located in the Chicago suburb of Winnetka, Illinois. I also didn't know that the director Chris Columbus had a few members of his family make cameos in the film. His wife Monica was the flight attendant who got the McAllister family settled into their seats on the plane and brought champagne for Uncle Frank and Aunt Leslie. Chris' mother in-law had a cameo as a passenger on the plane. She was the elderly woman with a baby on her lap. Interestingly enough that baby was her granddaughter; Chris' daughter Eleanor Columbus. Chris' father in-law was the police officer sent to the McAllister home to check on Kevin.

[@KashishK]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT CHOIR'S AUTOTUNE JOKE THAT WAS HILARIOUS AND GENIUS!!

[@loisrabies8713]

And Art class was asleep on the life modeling cushion the whole time.

[@candicesnowden4601]

"Is this an example of verbal irony? Why or why not?" got me so hard

[@umartinko]

While the sketch is wonderful as usual, I extra appreciate how you let your having fun making these slip through more and more, it adds an extra level of comfy :) Thanks Frank!

[@AndreaCrisp]

Yes! You describe it perfectly.

[@Extex_]

Uhh, guys I think we're already on a tangent.

[@dominionmoudabe9802]

Hmmm🤔

[@allanc_me763]

thats obtuse

[@ASweetShortCake]

I was always under the impression that if math was a person, it’d be a narcissist that expects you to put them above everyone else because I got HOMEWORK EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THAT CLASS.

[@ericm1373]

Love your sketches, you pack so much humor into all these small frases and interactions between the characters! I almost feel like I would need to watch it a couple times to truly appreciate it all!

[@diyaratnoo22]

1:21 The choir part was lit😂😂😂 we need more of your singing

[@oarfish1481]

Seeing you singing opera really made my day! Great video

[@HeliNoir]

Every line was so clever! Great job with the writing and acting as usual Frank! Made my day 🤣😂🥰

[@chibuzor5148]

I would love to see more of Frank screaming "HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH!"

[@DiAngelo629Valdez]

I'm a major theater kid so I adored the drama and choir characters. I also appreciated the Greek mythology reference

[@nanosan1735]

The literature hit me so haaarddd😂😂 and I lost it when Spanish and French had a fight and the iconic line "meet me after this in La Biblioteca" had me in tears hahahahaha amazing job frank😂😂😂 wish I could be that funny😂😂

[@forevermenot777]

There are no words for how much I appreciate EVERY MOMENT of this video!!!!!

[@Laura-ol5mt]

I'm going to start using the "this was an expression of irony. why or why not?" Great work Frank!

[@lisa_gay]

...and saying it directly into the imaginary camera filming the conversation.

[@Laura-ol5mt]

@@lisa_gay obviously xD

[@koszuta]

2:37 hahaha I love the Home Alone reference "les incompétents" 🥖

[@shanellemurrey9300]

2:38 ooh snap they boutta have a scrap outside of Lidl 🤣🤣 (The library but reminded me of Brewstew saying “the library is red” in Spanish in one of his videos lmao

[@thelonepianist17]

The Home Alone reference at 2:38 was 👌

[@galadriascattoloni3838]

I needed this today. Thanks Frank!

[@FrankJames]

thank you!

[@laibarehman8005]

this was a highly enjoyable video, thought i must admit i am restraining my great offence at physics, chemistry and bio being fused into "science". maybe science could have a mental breakdown next time at P.E.'s incompetence and split into three take-over-the-world mad scientists? thanks for the great video frank!!

[@noircieux1554]

The Choir part! 🤣 Drama guy was great as well. 😁 You just made this day so much better, FJ ~

[@gmhefner1]

the auto tune bit made me spit my crackers out! 🤣 and bravo for the history repeating itself!

[@feezhe6314]

2:05 My class is literally studying Oedipus for drama currently, what a coincidence...

[@solai97]

I’m always happy when FJ uploads a video!

[@WholeWheetBread]

0:18 that math pun caught me off guard 🤣

[@wangsengsin2527]

0:45 "check out this picture of a diseased lung" uh...I dont mean to question what could be worldly knowledge, but that is a STEAK.

[@toxictimeless6655]

The Home Alone reference was unanticipated yet appreciated.

[@chocmintsify]

I barely watch youtube outside my specific niche area of interest but your skits really make me smile & laugh. I think you're able to do them so well cos you're able to understand personality differences and quirks so well :D

[@mechadoggy]

0:58 “Everyone knows that math is the least useful subject in life” except that math is used a lot in various sports and not just for scorekeeping

[@heatheranderson2869]

Math is very important to those who design. I love math people. Those in civil engineering and landscape design. I am terrible in it and am so grateful for those who use those gifts. They are my unsung heroes ❤ that work behind the scenes.

[@mechadoggy]

@@heatheranderson2869 Yeah, I use math all the time to calculate chemical reactions so that I can ensure that the household products you use won’t kill you

[@heatheranderson2869]

@@mechadoggy You are a blessing. Along with those who test our water

[@Kinglovinstone]

Isn't math like the literal most important subject next grammar? I feel like it was the building blocks of education, jo?

[@katmgorska]

french was watching home alone every christmas for sure :) loved them all.

[@FrankJames]

lol he sure was

[@BM-xi4kd]

How?! Like Hoooow can be a person that creative and funny?😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼I ask this myself after every new video, because it’s getting better every time and right when you think there can be no new ideas, he shows you again that his supercreative brain will never run out of ideas😮😂👍🏼👍🏼💯

[@mhw4955]

I swear each sketch is getting more and more complex and it is amazing 🤩

[@marissabulso6439]

This was so fabulous. FJ is so creative, my goodness.

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

What's everybody's favorite subject before watching the video, and after? Thanks Frank! This is my favorite skit series!

[@oarfish1481]

My favorite was, and always will be english lol. although, my favorite in the video specifically was either theater or choir

[@StephanieJeanne]

My real favorite was Literature. Always loved English classes. After this, I really like Choir.🙌

[@karatthedog6740]

Biology, geography, math, physics, chemistry. Can I add lunch to the list?😆 -INTP

[@enofoknihttnaci6835]

PE both before and after, what's yours?

[@mafumafuisakitty3498]

English and biology before and after

[@affinity266]

I'm enjoying every second of this😂 I hear you choir, nobody like auto tune, great performance by the way, Choir 😂. And I never expect to hear about Gilgamesh in this channel 😄 . My God, all the subjects were amazingly done. I'm really loving this 👍👍 Appreciate the effort, Frank (full head of hair😜) . This is hilarious.

[@PYSSMILK]

(ha ha)

[@affinity266]

@@PYSSMILK Hello loyal reader 😉

[@KattSyllek]

"And once again, History is gonna have to repeat himself" this was too good NOT to be noticed !

[@rubiamawora1635]

I like how lunch is also a school subject 😂

[@affinity266]

If that's a diseased lung I'm afraid I would be a cannibalistic 💀

[@wkpopchannel1128]

Maths- INTJ Science- INTP History- ISFJ PE- ESFP Drama- ISFP Literature- INFJ Health- ESFJ Choir- ENFP Lunch- ESTP Computer Science- ISTP French- ENTP Study Hall- ISTJ Spanish- INFP

[@junnosaurus]

And that is why i'm a theater kid

[@nicno1]

“Spanish, you’re what the French call les incompétents” That’s a line from Home Alone lol

[@abbyholloway6011]

This is pure gold. 🤩👏 I especially appreciated the most common foreign words being used, especially when they're often quite unhelpful in everyday conversation. 🤣 But true to what we all remember from high school language classes. 😁

[@dreamcatcher9360]

"People never do work in Study Hall!" That is actually true.

[@beanie_bae]

This is too funny. The puns were just 👌 Also I love how you quoted "Home Alone!" I can't wait to watch that movie! What a wonderful video! Thank you for posting and making everyone's day a video better! 🤗

[@oracleofkala]

This just keeps getting better and better!!! It's so smartly written!!

[@ashley.g]

As a college student that hasn't declared a major yet, I feel like hoping this video would help me decide what to major in is my hitting a new low.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

For the record, teenagers snelling like an animal farm while discussing Animal Farm is not ironic because irony is an expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning

[@TheCoffeeCrow]

The sad "say lah vi-" from french at the end killed me.

[@coloraturaElise]

Ok, funny story: I'm an ENTJ science teacher (chemistry and renewable energy) and we had a fire last month in my 7th period! Not a big one, and the student threw the phone charger in the sink and ran water over it, so it was out like *that*! Of course, we had to evacuate the room because the fumes were really unpleasant, but we eventually made it back and carried on like nothing happened. LOL....great timing, FJ!

[@ZeusBrown]

I love math's puns. Bringing two of my favorite things together.

[@immersive_meditation]

History: “can we take it back?”

[@Admantist]

that Home Alone reference by French made me chuckle on the double. xD

[@PippaPasses]

“Why or why not?“ And I shudder 🫢

[@Justwannaswim]

The fact that FJ sang better than him with auto tune 😂😂

[@srialekhyananduri7036]

2:37 Just made me remember Home Alone.

[@Claire-tk4do]

I need more of these sassy school subjects! 😂

[@firewheels90]

I appreciate the keep in of "C'est la vie" followed by the break in laughter, Frank. ;)

[@ameliam7292]

As a drama student, this seems accurate. We do some weird crap in lessons. Like trying to explain Fanfiction to our teacher, or building a relationship between one of the kids and a chair in the wings or pretending to be bugs (which is actually part of the lesson).

[@serenestitch71]

Poor study hall, not getting any time. Honestly, when I was still in highschool, having time to do homework saved my bacon.

[@chayceh89]

This is amazing. I watched this video in study hall when I was supposed to do my algebra homework 😂

[@desertforest2221]

These are hilarious. Your humor is great and much needed in these difficult times!

[@israahmad1981]

the creativity and the accuracy is what gets me everytime edit: part two should have an epic rivalry between the sciences and the artistic classes

[@bio.Luminescence]

Is there any rivalry though? Our human minds are multifaceted and artistic expression utilises innately, and in an incomparable manner, the underlying principles that science seeks to understand. For me, one doesn’t exist without the other.

[@israahmad1981]

@@bio.Luminescence so true. Im a front end developer and I also dance and paint and play music! But I can feel the creative and logical sides of my brain fight all the time lol its like a potentially harmonious relationship that can easily become a train wreck

[@bio.Luminescence]

@@israahmad1981 They are dancing to the same tune. There is only the music, even if you attempt to rationalise it to better understand it. Let it flow through you and engage playfully with it. It loves to respond to your loving thoughts.

[@israahmad1981]

@@bio.Luminescence beautifully written

[@L0KUST1]

2:03 I unironically just finished reading Oedipus Rex. Also the “is this irony? Why or why not?” Part killed me.

[@mnmnmnmnj]

LOL 1:27

[@willearglimniene5445]

Spanish literally said '' 2:45 meet me after this in the BiBlioTeCa 😂''

[@Lulu-ng3ht]

As someone who was born and lives in cologne, i feel honored that the cologne cathedral was in this! Thank you for this, history,...😂😌

[@vampiricicarus979]

Band isn’t present because if you listen closely, you can hear the instructor only paying attention to people who hold the melody.

[@nooby_noob_1387]

2:56 sequel confirmed?

[@evan_j]

I want to see that next meeting!

[@PhillipHarris-nr4wt]

@@evan_jits a joke (history will repeat itself)

[@ediefortushniak4711]

I appreciate this skit way too much.

[@Tutordidi]

I loved that computer science part!

[@amethyst_cat9532]

0:24 I'm having flashbacks to high school theatre when we had a fancy crystal decanter of "brandy" onstage that was actually apple juice

[@MetaGiga]

The fact I act like both History and Lit makes my respect for my friends skyrocket

[@ChrystalFaith]

I love how he breaks down and laughs for real, gets me every time

[@Sunrise_Lavander_Eagle]

1:52 This is why they should remove P.E

[@PhillipHarris-nr4wt]

i mean its one of the things that legit helps you in life so idk

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

2:37 Can we just take in the fact that Frank just used a Home Alone reference? Amazing!

[@bones9001]

Lit guy's hair... How long did it take you to do that? So perfect for the character 😆

[@FrankJames]

the secret: do nothing lol