Free Ideas for Twisted Metal - Delayed Input with Kyle Bosman

[@jayrry1841]

Kyle laughing at his own joke before it even ended will never gets old

[@cptnoremac]

What even was the joke supposed to be? Is it that T2 is a clown?

[@TMek42]

@@cptnoremac yes

[@BALLA10110]

@@cptnoremac Its a reference to the Rorschach's pagliacci joke from Watchmen

[@cptnoremac]

@@BALLA10110 Ah, I gotcha. Thanks.

[@colfari]

Same with singing "This is".

[@Divisionlo]

Unironically want Thelzapel and Vissapue in the new Twisted Metal now, thanks. #AddTheBogWitch

[@MrConeman]

Kyle is such an ideas man he almost popped my tub.

[@MarioNintendoh]

My favorite episode yet. I didn't think it was possible to surpass franchise score... Twisted Metal devs, listen to these ideas!!

[@Frisket]

The thing is, there are actually good and practical ideas here

[@JazGalaxy]

I don’t really think so, personally. The thing is: Twosted Metal is about cars. It’s totally fine not to like that. But “make the cars control more like people” and “ make the game play like cal of duty” isn’t a reasonable “fix” because the people who like it don’t see it as a problem. The less like cars they control, they less they ARE cars. Bending the rules is fine. But there has to be hard lines somewhere or else they simply aren’t cars anymore.

[@librarygary1618]

@@JazGalaxy he's not saying "here's what you have to do to make a true to spirit twisted metal" he's saying "here's what you have to do to move units in 2022 where twitchy Fortnite kids and warzone are the meta". He also says right after that that twisted metal needs a bog witch so maybe don't take it too seriously lmfao

[@spman2099]

When he said Chuckie Floop the thought popped into my head that sometimes Kyle can be a little too silly. Little did I know...

[@robertwilliams5979]

All these years of Kyle making up stupid names have just been building up to this incredible payoff

[@DerUserX]

One of the best episodes so far in my opinion.

[@Level1Sword]

We need the Thelzafel and Vissapue show to be a real thing. On Disney+.

[@nathanbraun2067]

kyle is the only person who I can never tell how serious or how ironic he's being at any given time

[@JazGalaxy]

I like Kyle from What I know of him via the internet. But what you speak of is a defense mechanism for people lacking in self confidence. They get good at veiling legitimate feelings in “humor” as a way to back out if it’s not well received. “I’m just joking”. I’m not saying Kyle is using it this way here, but it’s how people build that muscle.

[@MegaMagicalMegan]

Okay but why does racing as hag sisters in a carriage pulled by undead horses sound super wonderful

[@TapDat52K]

The ult increases the racing speed of the horses by 60 percent for 10 seconds.

[@KIager]

Got a real Gruntilda feel. Reminds me of better times.

[@joeparas]

Flips should be counters. Flip in the air at the right time you send the projectile weapon back at the sender.

[@Jabrils]

if i knew your PO Box i'd legit send you an award for the opening bit. lmao i was cackling.

[@gregrea9545]

That hidden Shrek had me spittin out my coffee

[@seanscoolstuff]

Gotta have the Shrek mod for SF

[@bengotagun]

The flip/counterflip joke got me good. Watching a ton of Smash Bros tournaments online just reveals how stupid the language of competitive gaming is.

[@thomasalley3121]

Kyle is out here making some solid points and being hilarious at the same time. Love this show.

[@kevintj604]

Wow. Unbelievably entertaining. Great writing Kyle. Absolutely hilarious.

[@Kbohls157]

“15% critical chance boost for 60 seconds” damn, video games are stupid

[@CyclonSilver]

Counterpoint! Video games are code, which is also what this is, code put into words. Everything stupid about this has to do with the illusion we create for ourselves through them.

[@fastmovingvolcanomatter]

take it back or I pop your tub

[@realradec]

Not gonna lie during the section where you bring up Chuckie Floop winning the first season is kind of a cool idea in the sense that if this is a live service game, each season is a new Twisted Metal tournament. Could be a cool way to tie more story elements if this is indeed going to be a live service game with characters and maps being consistently added over time. I don't think its a bad idea

[@yash_kapoor]

Something like splatoon would be fun

[@realradec]

@@yash_kapoor what does Splatoon do? I never played those games

[@pasifikdor]

This was a really good episode. The Calisto wish idea has true potential and the lack of bog witches in games is really true. Sneaking in sherk in the SF5 roster screen was 👌🏽. It was a shame you sacrificed Sagat for it. All and all a genius episode. Keep doing your thing Kyle.

[@Tunabringer]

I wasn't sure about the car flips at first, but then I saw the amazing tableau of the counter flip. I should never have doubted Kyle.

[@oiimintheloft8485]

Hearing the words "Infinite droopy bullets" caused a good 30 seconds of "ka-ching" noises for me. Bad idea my foot Kyle!

[@raminile]

I appreciate that Thezafel’s left eye is wonky while her sister’s isn’t. It’s the little details

[@quiet451]

I can't believe I just googled "Is Shrek in Street Fighter?"

[@ItsTheFizz]

I could've sworn some of the earlier Twisted Metals had a jump mechanic... I definitely know the PS3 Twisted Metal had a sniper mechanic where you could score an instant kill if you maintained eye contact with another driver long enough...

[@maxreed369]

I really enjoyed the PS3 one. Thanks for giving it a shoutout, Michael. You could indeed jump: L1+R1 simultaneously. Sidebar, the control scheme for that one was crazy. It used every button plus the sixaxis. The tutorial was a must, but after that it was very intuitive.

[@davelink88]

Kyle… that voice acting was AMAZING!

[@HiFolksImAdam]

The best idea for this new Twisted Metal team is to shelve the project and leverage the Motorstorm guy they've hired to make another Motorstorm

[@w11dcard]

Thelzafel and Vissapue still should be in the game. Even if it's a new Motorstorm

[@franzusgutlus54]

The voice in the bit at the end soulds like "salad fingers": the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic 😂

[@Tryforlive.]

The Halo infinite part is so true I completed the battlepass and had so much more fun when I stopped caring about that challenges

[@LeafhopperV]

I cannot believe you put Shrek in that SFV screenshot to sneak him in this episode.

[@xer0signal]

Look, we have fun here at Delayed Input, but, as a genuine Twisted Metal fan, I am not kidding when I say these are all actually great ideas.

[@redmage.]

2:50 our sweet boy just keeps singing. I love it.

[@donmakaveli2227]

The good ideas are actually good! :) -I would change the headshot from big tank on top to actually headshotting the driver. Like the driver side front- and side-windows. -Also change the free aim to handbrake button that turns your car towards where you are aiming in a cool way. So it is kinda aim with a very small delay. Making the cars more dynamic and able to change direction very quicly. -The jump is a must, and lighter vehicles can jump higher/farther than heavy etc.

[@Laerid]

That ending popped my tub big time

[@franjaff6919]

You know what underrated game has a playable Bog Witch that you use in your basketball team? Pyre, which you should play.

[@ElDaumo]

Finally someone uses the term "underrated" in the right context.

[@franjaff6919]

@@ElDaumo I'd like to think I use it sparingly 😊

[@maynardburger]

@@ElDaumo Pyre has an 80+ Metacritic average...

[@ElDaumo]

@@maynardburger and wasnt played by anyone really. people who played it know its a great game

[@KillerKowalski_]

Got me with the "THIS IS" to the tune of Nine Days. Love the video!

[@Z06Wingnut]

These are all... great concepts (and cautionary tales). Twisted Metal devs should genuinely being paying attention to these areas.

[@RickGenis]

Twisted Metal is a game I used to make characters for over and over during 8th grade. My nostalgia button would be hit so hard if that got released again.

[@hyrulecampfire2645]

Great episode! I loved the post-credit bit, it's always fun when you get creative with them.

[@DrunkenKnuckle]

great episode.....AND super relevant. On David Jaffe's latest video streams, he knocked down viewers ideas for how to improve twisted metal's gameplay ideas. and happen to answer a viewers question about "having ever had interactions with the easy-allies" to which he replied no....OH but i did I did publicly insult Kyle Boezman, i called him a dick" then apologized. :)

[@parentalcon]

The PS5-Box in the background is a nice touch

[@FlavourFool]

I see through you Kyle; unlike all your other funny videos, this is a sincere piece with legitimate ideas, disguised as comedy. Someone give this guy a job at Sony!

[@danielmales123]

This are legit tips for the devs

[@neocaleric]

Great episode! Funniest thing is that even though it's supposed to be all jokes and laughs there are some genuinely good ideas for Twisted Metal in here!

[@bajarekn]

I'm pre-ordering this Twisted Metal at the library.

[@CaptainPhallus101]

This might be my favourite episode yet! Unreal stuff Kyle, you're a video game-comedic genius

[@runforest]

Everytime I watch a Kyle video I get a primal almost primitive urge to bully him. Idk why...

[@MichaelROLeary]

The SF character select screen, beautiful.

[@revistinha1]

Making Twisted Metal relevant is actually incredibly easy. Don't mess with anything mood wise, keep it metal/horror themed like Dead By Daylight but as far as loop gameplay make it league of Legends like. Drop a huge arena Battle Royale thing too just in case but make the game basically a third person car combat with LOL as a lose template. Make the arenas/stages extra destructible but don't make the destructibility a mechanic, just add it for the sake of spectacle . As far as the headshots thing Kyle mentioned just make the cars have weak spots. that is actually alreadysort of a thing in Twisted Metal. But maybe could be implemented in the way it is right now where every car has their own weak spot making them unique.

[@AugustMeyer]

Cool that Kyle loves BBW’s (beautiful bog witches) as much as I do

[@abxy2257]

I cant believe i almost missed shreks appearance in the SF5 roster! Kyle you're too sneaky!!

[@davelink88]

I missed him. Where was he hiding?

[@Excrucior17]

Best episode yet! Absolutely awesome ideas for TM and the Halo Infinite section...pure truth.

[@DravenxEyeless]

2:50 was... was Kyle just about to sing Story of a Girl by Nine Days?

[@MarioNintendoh]

Yes, it's been a recurrent joke for a few episodes :P

[@autumnleaves3191]

i picked that out immediately and I hate and love it

[@sadrequiem]

I don't know about Kyle being "the ideas man" but he truly is a genius.

[@matthieurheaume]

Favorite food : wayward children. I fucking lost it! Started laughing out loud in public like that one moron guy. Couldn't stop. Crying here omg

[@nato255]

No lie id appreciate all the good ideas in this twisted metal.

[@PSpiceProof]

Listen Im sure the whole episode is great, but I'm gonna keep rewatching this intro

[@DearFreja]

I think these are actually great ideas. God I hope the dfevs are listening.

[@SetsuneW]

Actually seem like good ideas. I like the idea of a Season Winner that has an impact on the game.

[@codyficker7851]

I've seen Norm MacDonald tell the moth joke so many times that I swore that's where Kyle was going with the clown joke.

[@Dimchek970]

Well... When uncle Kyle's been drinkin' ya don't fuck wit'em...

[@Herf18]

Saaaame!

[@whoabuddyful]

I think it was closer to rorschach pagliacci joke from watchmen

[@neojd]

The only thing I disagree on is that it’s natural in shooters to have to be looking towards enemies to shoot at them. You could make a certain character who has turrets or something, or make that a pickup item, but otherwise that’s just how it is. It’d be chaotic if you were playing Halo or Call of Duty and some guy was looking at a tree but his bullets were hitting you. That’s what hacks do. Besides that, this was 1 of your best episodes Kyle.

[@almost_friday9745]

What if some vehicles had turret gunners

[@iantomasik2]

When the ideas presented as a bit are actually better than any feature TM presented in the last decade:D

[@KBEARallday]

I see the long running feud between David Jaffe and Kyle Bosman is never going to end.

[@EmoryM]

Nobody played Auto Assault but the car combat in that game was pretty good!

[@quagthias]

I would say that jokingly pointing out the inherent flaws of Twisted Metal is going to summon David Jaffe but he's probably already upset and I already forgot who that is.

[@Galaxy40k]

I was NOT ready for that punchline in the intro skit haha

[@MarcelE80]

Honestly really good ideas! I would play this!

[@JoeSkeen]

That ridiculous take on the Pagliacci joke in the intro was hilarious.

[@MonsterMJ]

so good to see every week this great show kyle

[@zakwojnar4714]

That last line is a 10/10 callback.

[@Toxin__0]

okiay the wish idea is actually sick

[@thesesimple]

The PS5 box lingering

[@stinkinmushroom]

Shrek in the SF roster at 3:05 lol

[@MysteriousMrL]

But doctor, I am Delayed Input with Kyle Bosman.

[@LongForgottenOne]

Boss, the world needs you to be in the game design department!

[@GameNGain]

Rouge Trip was my Twisted Metal 🚗

[@dengamleidiot]

... these ideas are great! Really, really great! I'm gonna' be super dissapointed if the guns can't turn or the cars can't jump now!!

[@L91168]

“Bro did you see that?! I hit Chucky Floop’s Tub™ from across the map!”

[@vgFaisal]

Fav ep so far! Love you man

[@Uzukii]

Tires are the headshots of cars. Cause nobody ever aims for the gas tank. Especially if it's an electric car. Oh wow, and now I'm picturing a Telsa in Twisted Metal.

[@suplextrain]

I honestly thought that oversized engines that stick out would make more sense. These extreme vehicles that can do crazy flips, jump, etc. have crazy engines.

[@MikeyP84-q5z]

This was a great episode.

[@ZrKy7]

I can't wait for the Jaffe's response.

[@RoxYgen03]

Spot on.

[@PainterX97]

Popped my tub watching this

[@yusofplayed]

Absolutely the funniest episode yet.

[@simonamber8920]

I didn't know Shrek was in Street Fighter V.... how cool.

[@MeemBeen]

"Nobodies calling their mom into the room." Something about this rare insult just sends me.

[@HeyListenRadio]

I hope the season finale is just full blown scarlet spider cosplay.

[@Bosshands]

this sounds fun af ngl

[@ossamaberro741]

I want a Twisted Metal like a Mario Kart with combat Racing and as a second mode classic combat mode .

[@librarygary1618]

Not gonna lie, he had me in the fist half when I wasn't sure if he was making a pagliacci joke

[@chaseh432]

Watching this is a bathtub I've never been more scared

[@thedentist888]

Love the Bill Belichick cosplay!

[@yash_kapoor]

2:50 nice note there

[@librarygary1618]

The halo infinite challenge swap chipotle thing is so insane it's actually mental damage inducing. Literally all they had to do was make, idk, a battle rifle skin that's not horrible looking and you might have gotten a chunk of people who don't eat chipotle normally to say "fuck it, free skin, I'm getting chipotle tonight". Who is going out of their way to eat Chipotle for mfing challenge swaps??????? Actually just airballing a layup.

[@gankhef5564]

The Gan Khef Corner: "Five free Sweet Tooth Giggle Stops if you whisper the word "twisted" upon checkout at your local library."

[@swagspeare6968]

This is just a geat cold open

[@defomort]

yoinking that headshot idea

[@DOC_951]

Tbh, some of these TM ideas are actually pretty interesting…

[@Kozmo1411]

Fucking “sweet tooth giggle stops” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@escanor790]

This was top tier comedy