Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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[@livenotonevil8279]

"Paranoia hotline, may I help you?" KZbin influencer: "I think I'm being followed"

[@johnkaul9183]

I wait all week for this!

[@docsmctink]

Excellent!!! Laughed out loud!

[@benitofranklyn4237]

The "Yesterday I've read an article..." is great, since you can literally use it for anything you like to do

[@James-p6o1v]

My Boss said he wants to hire someone who is an expert in his field,...... so he hired a scarecrow!

[@past-tense-of-draw]

I witnessed a crime at the grocery store yesterday. One of the peanuts was a salted.

[@BmanTheChamp]

A Mexican, an American and a Canadian walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

[@Robsan40]

I saw a guy fall into the potato chip rack. He got Wise.

[@eliwright6214]

A black man and a Mexican man are in a car together. Who’s driving? A cop.

[@valeriewalker954]

Those we good. Hahaha thanks guys.

[@Detroit_Paul]

I have a screenshot of my body, I sneezed, held it in, the pressure made me fart in the office. I was SOOO embarrassed

[@bsiegloff]

Thats a Snart.

[@velk0mmen]

dang

[@duaneburris7ate9]

Embarrassed? Paul... Be a real man and claim your output as a personal victory.😊

[@adzoutnabout8666]

I was crying a few times. Love the outakes.

[@sandimitulinsky-ou2nb]

You guys are on fire!!! 😅❤

[@GoldVP...]

Great jokes to laugh at

[@andrewj1754]

Paranoia hotline is the best

[@bossman9774]

Make a “ my body just screen shotted” t-shirt

[@Robsan40]

With a picture of Biden?

[@racheldeselms2515]

The best ones are the ones where you guys start laughing

[@LeeshaKay1990]

Dock! Has anyone told you that you look like the cop from Reno 911??? I love your videos btw!

[@danniseliger5172]

Why can't you run in a camping ground? It's past tents!

[@updownstate]

I love youse. Your jokes are far far better than my father's.

[@michellechapman9905]

Dead 😂

[@Robsan40]

I signed up for a Cellphone Picture photography contest, but I sat on my phone and it deleted all my pictures and took a photo of my butt. I'm still competing in the contest, but I'm running a little behind.

[@gogglespaisano59]

😂

[@JamesSullivan-c8f]

USA.

[@marktombazian6490]

Is it just me or have the dad jokes gone flat ... like a tire? Round on the top, flat on the bottom... a can of soda pop left open all day...the fizzles are gone...any mom jokes...bro/sis jokes? Doggie jokes? Dad, ya got anything?... Oh my dad was telling a joke and after the punchline he died...well he got the last laugh...

[@stewartkatz6119]

Hi

[@sherryluce5780]

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the "yeast"

[@u1zha]

and sets in the "waist"

[@sherryluce5780]

@@u1zha Good one. 😀

[@davidarcus5131]

. . . and sets behind the vest.

[@benpyne1228]

My Dad, who suffered from depression years back, rang a 'Prayer Hotline'. He told the guy his problem and he replied "So what do you want me to do about it"? 🤷🙄🥴

[@Mattisalive15]

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

[@daisymeadow6662]

am I the only one who loved the underwear joke!!

[@JoriDiculous]

"No way" Thank you 😂✌

[@emem2756]

The NoRway thing was brilliant 😂

[@duaneburris7ate9]

Re-runs.😊 makes me cry for hours. How come I did not receive this until Saturday?

[@kelkun8628]

How do you call a dog that has no legs. You can't. You have to pick it up.

[@Svensk7119]

Oh, that last was good! The screen-shot one makes no sense.

[@Barbequeque]

Yall should do something about the dude who takes your video and puts aliens over it...

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Canada Italy Spain Mexico Japan

[@Hallands.]

Well oohkaaay, then...