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[@themilkman3949]

The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary

[@ronromino2158]

Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now

[@phoenyxgames2030]

He lost headass for drip

[@wonderdakka]

The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip

[@CruzRoman3211]

The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???

[@Kirk1520]

9o*Oyrss This comment was edited but this is me typing while I’m asleep. Wassup.

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while

[@mikkopippo9762]

Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree

[@joonapukarinen1153]

Yeah gotta agree

[@mikkopippo9762]

@@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree

[@zusatord782]

Tavallaan totta lol (Sort of true lol)

[@mikkopippo9762]

@@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein

[@WinterPhoenix]

So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy

[@iangametion]

Best Trilogy Ever

[@Aerospaced]

Don't forget the French too

[@Silver5kull]

@@Aerospaced that wasn't a title

[@cruz1728]

Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip

[@tylerself9198]

The TABG trilogy, from Badger.

[@Geraf25]

Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset

[@nicova7834]

"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.

[@RyzzS8911]

+ One chance to shoot every 5 seconds To avoid macro use

[@nickolost408]

-slaps the revolver- " lousy piece of sh-" *-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*

[@nightmaresylv2037]

*uses a flintlock fully loaded*

[@plk2147]

how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves

[@nightmaresylv2037]

@@plk2147 *ha* no

[@scrapheap01]

"Meeting with Landfall games" I can only imagine their office is just a garage

[@azathoththe3rd]

No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this

[@Gone29364]

@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud

[@sinkmonster1299]

@@azathoththe3rd Ewph*

[@hisokamorow6709]

*Badger 2 weeks after*: So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

It’s just a crackden.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

5:50 This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little". Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.

[@CarnageRemixes]

we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

Wolf would 100% call jacket that “HEY CHICKEN LITTLE FIX THE FUCKIN DRILL”

[@ethanbridglal2203]

Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit." Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."

[@Wiz_nation16]

@Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked

[@velconx15]

@Emery Dennis Me no like

[@ad-manchannel1017]

Me who plays rust @15 fps

[@fakeaccount7525]

@@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game

[@tankcommander26]

Og xbox one gang

[@dragonaireg.y7099]

Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS* Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.

[@valravnsshadow9422]

I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.

[@Dingleberryjohn668]

@@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards

[@cyprusgardiner8568]

Switch Players: WEAK

[@carsngunsgobless]

420th like lmao

[@ExtremusStupidus]

ikr

[@abdulsamadchanna1243]

26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.

[@CTEAnimator]

Can’t even Count to 26 in this household big fella

[@moose1in1the1blox]

Only 26? On chromebook THST stuff can’t even go past 14 frames when playing happy wheels

[@decanusseverus8773]

26 frames is a legend straight from the Bible for me

[@thehivemind590]

A frame per year is considered living a life with no worries

[@YuhBoiBaker]

I play on switch a lot so my best is usually 30 fps

[@torheadwiggen8181]

Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car

[@everythingiscool6228]

I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.

[@micharomanowski9043]

It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff

[@bented_metal]

I was playing TABG and I saw someone going to the moon with a car and a balloon crossbow 😐

[@RBTD-bn6us]

Badger: "The $5 was worth it" Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."

[@ceddavis7441]

(:

[@NormanRDolan]

Free? How so?

[@RBTD-bn6us]

@@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)

[@MommyKhaos]

@@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs

[@sentient_roomba7035]

@@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online

[@reapthebeats_9461]

The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time

[@JOHNUURAGGH]

Wait seriously? Lmao

[@gizzVv]

Why is he on the no stage appearance

[@tracetaylor9361]

@@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣

[@gizzVv]

@@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man

[@tracetaylor9361]

@@gizzVv No problem man 😂

[@ShawowDragon]

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.

[@_s0mm_]

so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?

[@darknet180]

25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.

[@seantaggart7382]

@@darknet180 yes

[@RatRatRattyRatRat]

As a Ohioan I have one complaint: The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.

[@joemomma5164]

What branch?

[@althelor]

I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.

[@dr.goldinson3583]

“Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.

[@theelongmann5841]

That would only last for 7 episodes after Netflix cancels it although it was #1 on Netflix for 3 months strait

[@mikkopippo9762]

Im finnish abd i agree

[@mikkopippo9762]

@City Watch Guard yes finnish me

[@braff3272]

You need to play tf2

[@Boredtobewild]

Also a pretty decent band name

[@alexmatys849]

"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit." *Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

God damn what kinda potato brand you using?

[@colevu8906]

Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox

[@streampanini7074]

Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings

[@patrickfamiano9891]

legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol

[@pyreas6398]

Et tu?

[@John-Wack]

Badger here's your suggestion: We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.

[@danielfaktorovich7697]

I can alreadsy see that That's basicly israeli bar fight

[@xtremegamer7198]

So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?

[@davecrupel2817]

Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.

[@codysmith3531]

Or a entire couch

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say

[@crisgale8098]

"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.

[@coupergiuliano7486]

Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny

[@Jac58290]

Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!

[@Lightna]

And GamerSups

[@AViewCado69420]

@@Lightna and of course RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@theculturallyenrichedindiv8753]

@@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.

[@stein_the_lynx3284]

yeah there were ads on this video aswell

[@pogusamogus1114]

TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass" Me: *fear*

[@andresmunoz9136]

Its speaks Vietnamese

[@darthball2723]

Oh fuck now the ground speaks Vietnamese

[@haydenhazelrig4550]

@@darthball2723 always has been

[@pogusamogus1114]

The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed.

[@darthball2723]

@J Dude go away boy

[@kilerpiickle]

i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together

[@Mr317wally]

Heavenly would drop him on Purpose

[@ItzRokkiYT]

Heavenly would just dome him asap

[@urbanhail548]

If we bully him enough it'll happen

[@WTFisTingispingis]

That would be *amazing*

[@ItzRokkiYT]

@@urbanhail548 just like how we bullied payday 2 devs into adding the spoon

[@roadkill.highway]

"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag" tabg: *goes free to play*

[@gianttacogod]

Ikr

[@oppickles1358]

Jahler*

[@clxtairestayawake]

🤣🤣🤣lol

[@dogedog7127]

Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04

[@gianttacogod]

@@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.

[@Poolio_10]

Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it

[@spoopabobble8166]

From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE

[@tytomic9839]

They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.

[@redbasher636]

*Fires gun* *Tabg Space Program initiated*

[@laniboath2061]

That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*

[@random_person_i_guess]

_Walls closing in?_ Shoots gun once *GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._

[@CPTBlarg117]

Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing

[@C.Sharpe]

@@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...

[@guywithasuitcase8432]

*Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass* Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"

[@foxmask8032]

Pet russian and russian badger, best crossover ever.

[@ryanmiller-ig3xn]

i love how welcoming this games community is They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"

[@TechbotALPHA]

"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor." Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!

[@King_Sus]

LOL

[@scrp6638]

He was Minos Prime in the Maxor ULTRAKILL Act 2 video “MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES”

[@lieutenantyellow8440]

@@scrp6638 PERCS

[@arkeezy.]

"A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass" Yeah that's Vietnam

[@r3is647]

"Nah, it's just pet russian in his daily walk"

[@sethfrench8528]

It wasn't a ak 47 tho. It was a mossberg shotgun I believe.

[@sethfrench8528]

@Luke Payne I'm 0retty sure it was a shotgun

[@hieunguyenminh2485]

wow you dont say

[@wildcard9384]

THE TREES

[@EternalRuzt]

Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.

[@arthurmcspoon1515]

It’s diet florida

[@RevenantTeddy]

As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong

[@EternalRuzt]

@@RevenantTeddy Our weather be Bipolar as hell too

[@PaulBarich1918]

We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan

[@chadfungletoe7340]

i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real

[@Geedabug]

Badger is the only KZbinr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.

[@Emanouche]

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣

[@DeathDealer_1021]

so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?

[@anuragneelam8527]

I didn’t read that lol part the first time...

[@johnhansen6009]

@@anuragneelam8527 lMAO

[@stoinkydoinky4583]

@Michael Haar no you are not real nobody lives in ohio except for lizard people

[@leodavis4242]

@@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣

[@thatrussianguy2220]

I love how badger is just casually like “Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”

[@jamescriscuolo830]

I know lol like that short segment was an afterthought, laughed so hard at that one

[@Iloverimjobs]

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣

[@touhoutrash2436]

I m heavy weapons guy

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@Iloverimjobs lmaooo

[@BrandonNight93]

Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

And another blessing to make every automatic gun sound like an A10 Warthog.

[@Fj-OuterSans]

A blessing that lets you dual wield guns

[@ravenfire5505]

I need this right freaking now. You sir have described heaven.

[@BrandonNight93]

@@ravenfire5505 It would have to be described as audio perfection.

[@AprilOceann]

A bomb vest with a literal nuke on it it kills you but has a very big aoe But you walk very slow

[@delfinodolphinsquad910]

5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao

[@hecksters423]

Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.

[@thecanadiandane7262]

TABG is the only game that’s so chaotic on its own that his soundboard wouldn’t be able to keep up

[@skeledoot8658]

@@touhoutrash2436 tf?

[@touhoutrash2436]

Generation zero is a open world survival game

[@Chom-Chom]

@@touhoutrash2436 that's crazy bro, but who tf asked?

[@Inzanepiratical]

I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words: Comically. Large. Spoon.

[@HYPER_BRUH_]

Y E S

[@kotorybeusz7246]

You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true

[@Fem_Witch]

How about a sniper rifle that shoots backwards

[@Crosshair84]

My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... I am a Banana...

[@thelocalhivemind8079]

*Y E S*

[@someusername6552]

Badger: "even better than poppy" Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...

[@JustAGuyWatchingYoutube1753]

I can imagine that lol

[@ham_za420]

2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect

[@JurassicJohn216]

I've watched that part AT LEAST 5 times now and I keep dying of laughter every time lmao 🤣

[@creeperwastook9627]

Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.

[@Red_Beard2798]

Jesus Christ, you're talking about turning a shotgun shell into a localised meteor shower 😂

[@Dean123123100]

@@Red_Beard2798 why not, that's basically already expected from TABG

[@ReySchultz121]

Basically bird shot for super huge birds.

[@lukalaa1764]

@@Red_Beard2798 rocket launcher with a shotgun barrel

[@averagemumeienjoyer5498]

Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously

[@siemrienmeijer5909]

Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb

[@tactishovel2247]

yes

[@azskateing7764]

@@tactishovel2247 no

[@maxhohlbein9570]

@@azskateing7764 maybe

[@jjrulez1596]

ya see, the problem there is called video game math, 1% of the time = 100000% of the time.

[@thaddeushenry9730]

XCOM logic

[@GreenHoneydew1]

Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.

[@sloppenheimer79]

I like this

[@the_tired_idiot4026]

Да

[@steamyhams9315]

Now they can go for the knees

[@herotrueblue5704]

Genius

[@arat8035]

Our*

[@thehunt3rs_]

10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger

[@YeloughAnixPriest]

"29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

real

[@shayaanshah7051]

That’s some real shit

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Yes

[@thenutbucket5971]

damn

[@logansnyder2673]

Bruh. You sit there and refresh his page in anticipation too? I thought I was the only one. 2 videos in less than a week? I'm gonna OD on badger...

[@paddi1093]

When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet

[@lilchick0n_Aurorus]

Baguette melee weapon

[@sirloserlot5084]

Only a spoonful

[@atlantis29260]

We're already actually

[@bluepaladinXavier]

OUI

[@MishraArtificer]

*OUI*

[@exodus9941]

Add the crying seal somewhere as a wearable item, or a little secret that can be found. Or do both, as an unlockable.

[@KittyPop]

Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content

[@Kaylin9087]

Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090.... My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations

[@ahuman4008]

Bro I PLAY REGULARLY AT 20FPS MATE MINE IS GONNA FLATLINE AND BLOW UP IF I TRY

[@Bruno-cb5gk]

might be CPU bound

[@fisherwoelke5435]

I might just be lucky af, but I get pretty smooth 65-70 fps with a 2070 super

[@dagoose1276]

“This game is worth the 5 dollars” Landfall: *makes it free*

[@elvertia6374]

damn thanks for letting me know

[@grahmester6275]

Why do I think the game going free to play is badgers doing

[@lepetitanthony8963]

thx for letting us know

[@Gh0stRider420]

LoL I found out 3 days ago and decided to rewatch the tabg vids because they are big funny

[@morganpriest7726]

I’d still give them the five dollars

[@RenegadesReact]

TABG, is that a sandwich?

[@teddyhudson3145]

Can’t wait for the Reaction

[@hslugger195]

Yeah! And you can double barrel it!

[@polish2945]

Tomatoes, aubergine, Bacon GRENAD-

[@piecheese1214]

Fancy seeing you here

[@foxyoner3674]

LGBTQ is that a sandwich?

[@Andrew-McCormick]

4:30 the whole scene

[@trippycoolio3608]

“I’m Finnish” *He’s Finnish* “I dropped out of high school” *He dropped out of high school* “I go to boarding school” *He goes to boarding school*

[@LaGuaridadeChaz]

He's translating from english (finnish) to english (english). He could be insulting us and we would be none the wiser. Cheers to that guy.

[@f-22raptorxddzs]

@@LaGuaridadeChaz I think that's poppy from the last 2 TABG videos

[@TankBossKiller]

*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**

[@williamwalrus9473]

You may rest easy now. You will be remembered for your service.

[@ItzRokkiYT]

We did it boys... But at what cost...?

[@atlasreborn7221]

He sacrificed his life to give him news

[@John-doe955]

You shall be remembered like the messenger of marathon, your sacrifice shall be honored.

[@samtucker3010]

It's like that guy who ran 160+ miles straight to say they won

[@LandonMcAfee]

Add “drip” to the in-game vocab. Edit: Obligatory “thank you for the likes” edit.

[@Anonymous-73]

It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly

[@WohlfePac]

Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?" Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N

[@xboxpun9102]

7:56

[@D3th10rd]

For years, I never noticed but all his sfm models he uses he makes sure their mouths are always covered so he doesnt have to go through the hell of animating lips and mouths. The only model with a mouth he uses is the Cacodemon and it's just opening and closing the jaw for screams. I'm an idiot for not noticing this sooner xD

[@redbasher636]

It's a testament to how well he expresses them through motion alone

[@conboi2225]

"Hey buddy. How good are you?" *proceeds to ascend via building stack*

[@dusannovkovic5286]

*slithering noises*

[@ascendent_gaming5902]

I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor

[@GeneralCaleb01]

Idea: have the crying seal as a character. Have a camera that blinds people when taking pictures. You could eat crayons T-pain vs. Tuxbird in TABG

[@kekula69]

Both on 20 minutes of sleep to make it fair

[@telephonontv]

P A I N

[@neilgriesbaum2256]

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” For the life of me I can’t get the line out of my head, no matter how hard I try

[@odyssey_alt933]

I live in the rural area of ohio and I can confirm

[@kynto]

69 likes

[@odyssey_alt933]

@Landon Prater ah circlevill I live in the middle of bum fuck no where

[@lordofallspoons4190]

I live in the most southwesternmost city in Ohio and I can also confirm

[@machinerage6941]

@@odyssey_alt933 around toledo im guessing? i live like 45 mins from bass pro

[@okMikeyyy]

“Is this what nam was like” it’s inaccurate they weren’t in the god damn trees

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@J Dude hissssssss your now a unicorn mare fucking deal with being orange and long purple mane go shoot something with magic or something.

[@professionalhotgarbage]

@@AceOfBlackjack what?

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@professionalhotgarbage You dare challenge me? I could make you into a Pegasus and give you short sightedness. Maybe even make you blue!

[@ObviouslyTaxi]

@@AceOfBlackjack whatever drugs you are on give me some

[@mohammadodat2056]

fortunate sun intensifies

[@blueberryboi3294]

0:03 this aged very well

[@notagod6399]

Yes

[@crr5083]

They should add your decal of the crying seals in the game so when people see it they will question if there is a god

[@R77ification]

"LGTB? Whats that?" "Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."

[@doctorgoblin1001]

really? i thought it was Lettuce, grape, tomato and baconbites

[@spades7295]

@@doctorgoblin1001 go straight to th bad bin, do not pass go, go directly to jail and never come out, please, the world cannot handle your big brain

[@aaronblack7038]

LGBTQ+? What is that,Premium?

[@doctorgoblin1001]

@@spades7295 I didn't think I had a brain to begin with

[@mintchoco4318]

@@aaronblack7038 lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato, Quebec Special +

[@DeflatTheGaming]

I now believe that Martin and Badger are just good friends at this point.

[@delta6bluejay560]

I'm good friends with Martin so that makes me a mutual with Badge. My life is complete now.

[@strikerecho2592]

Oui

[@Ronnoc1235]

The trilogy

[@ScabbyMcKniel]

I wanna see him take Badger on a pub crawl.

[@rianmcdermott4381]

Maybe but I think badgers holding him hostage

[@evilchild1851]

0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though

[@Redhoodtcf]

I like how badger basically looked at landfall games and said “I am the developer now”

[@megaleioaltura5362]

I like how Jurassic420 had a little guy next to him just parroting and confirming everything he said.

[@blueboi6783]

He had a hypeman

[@Poppyfromtabg]

you mean me?

[@megaleioaltura5362]

@@Poppyfromtabg :o

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@Braylon Davis yes :)

[@rhodes3983]

Person: Gets shot Credit card: *Declines* Healthcare system: Pops a .50 cal anti materiel sniper rifle headshot at point blank range

[@GothicSoldier9000]

At least I'm not paying for pain meds anymore.

[@hideyourchocobars7353]

"if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger

[@Sluggu]

Ohioan here: "Ohio is literally a rural bar fight" well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason

[@absolutebottomfeeder]

I mean, yeah

[@nardo8006]

AYY FELLOW OHIO I SEE THE CORN SPREADS FURTHER.

[@comradeluke2721]

We must spread the Buckeye Nationalism my brethren

[@paytondstalker3453]

@@nardo8006 ALL HAIL THE CORN, GO BUCKEYES!

[@nardo8006]

ALL HAIL THE CORN EMPIRE LEAD BY THE BUCKEYE KING

[@MM-sx7zs]

Suggestion: A "Normal Glock" that incorporates "BRUH" into it, shooting yields a small chance for it to say "BRUH", when it does, it's a one shot kill.

[@thomastheperson3600]

they should add a community ideas thing, this sounds fun and balanced

[@MM-sx7zs]

@J Dude That song was so bad it physically hurt, please go back to Rickrolls.

[@CS-tz4um]

9:31 Martin Copping saying "pickle rick" made my day.

[@winster32]

Mozzie turned himself into a pickle. I saw it. *funniest shit I had ever seen.*

[@Bobcat205]

@@winster32 It’s Pickle Moz

[@Choujifangirl]

Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian

[@violetcaster4644]

Honestly, looking into Jurrasic420's eyes with that stupid hat, knowing he's a god at TABG, makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist.

[@KamenriderCrusher]

It's because being a shit poster in this game makes you stronger

[@DobbsterLobbster]

5:47 “All I’m saying is ..... if physical energy can be converted into thermal energy...... how hard do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

[@ayaxmcgill635]

That and them letting the pizza play a round are the best callbacks I've ever heard 😂

[@huzaifahahmed4303]

Which video is the punch chicken quote from?

[@ayaxmcgill635]

@@huzaifahahmed4303 I think tactical fried chicken from world of tanks

[@TheReaver1234]

Ahhh nostalgia

[@hesiod_delta9209]

The funny thing is, there's a species of crustacean that can punch so hard the surrounding particles ignite and combust. We may be able to derive numerical answers from that.

[@tundra5634]

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state" Well you aren't wrong, and now I see the other Ohio refernece and I gotta ask, How did you know so much about the literal corn?

[@EmeraldGodBoi]

Atleast the Gen Zero guy didnt comment here.

[@mihailmilev9909]

@Damion Francis lmao

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@EmeraldGodBoi what u talkin abt

[@theamericanbadger4433]

how DARE you disrespect the dwip of Owoho

[@EXOTIC__ViBeZ]

@Damion Francis YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT LOL

[@jadejohnson3595]

It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??

[@brianj.aquino3379]

Suggestion: Add the ability to carry your teammates when they’re down.

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

and use them as weapons

[@fosd7459]

@@beansoupboyboy7610 *puts a silencer on it*

[@azamuda6032]

@@fosd7459 then they will shart quietly LMAO.

[@Tsukidal]

I mean that usually means you're carrying them anyway

[@lordlongass7118]

Wait a minute we got the same pfp wtf wanna do karate in the garage

[@peytonbrown9740]

“Lgbtq is that a sandwich?” Yes Lettuce guacamole bacon tomatoes and quesadillas? I dunno I’m just some guac

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Lettuce *glitter bacon tomatoes and quesadillas

[@siler65]

I am the bacon

[@TwinkleNZ]

That sounds like a pretty dope sandwich tho

[@sc_krispy9459]

Thoughts on queso sauce instead of quesadillas

[@TheLordNovo]

Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, tomatoes, Queso

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Tell landfall to add the comically large spoon melee. On a related note, is another payday video coming?

[@aci6737]

@@touhoutrash2436 OK, WE GET IT. STOP TRYING TO GET US TO PLAY THIS GAME THAT I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOU MADE.

[@HuttsonKill]

@@aci6737 he didn't make it.

[@justarandompersoniguess]

@@aci6737 it's some stupid lets play I assume not a game he made (I know he didn't make it because I recognize the game title)

[@EmeraldGodBoi]

@@touhoutrash2436 boi dont ya spam trash

[@gojiwarrior2479]

1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God 👍

[@atristand5603]

"I'm pretty sure this is how the us healthcare system works" Yep, totally acreate

[@thelivingglitch1371]

that would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

[@solairewithanm9a163]

TAHS Totally Accurate Healthcare System

[@touhoutrash2436]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnu0gqB5hdKBmdE

[@atristand5603]

@@touhoutrash2436brrrrrruh

[@mrmanhasaplan]

A-create?

[@bubbabluehorn]

It’s not called a war crime it’s called denying the enemy new recruits

[@taskforcebruiser5787]

I laughed way to hard at this.

[@jetstreamattano4176]

I mean technically...

[@richardendresz161]

You think Court marshal will buy it ?

[@lilredspartan8497]

Banned company meme gang

[@absolutebottomfeeder]

LMAO

[@NightShade1218]

I want a "LGBT Is That A Sandwich?" shirt. I won't be able to wear it in public, but I want it.

[@Eto-Ezio]

I'd wear it in public though it wouldn't be the worst shirt I wore

[@nacho2920]

I don’t get it :(

[@incapableunicorn8252]

My sides are in f***ing orbit

[@markman6105]

@@nacho2920 it’s supposed to be a sandwich name joke like the sandwich name BLT but changed to LGBT

[@jordanhunter3375]

I remember on a Runaway Guys video (I believe it was Fortune Street-Sunken Ship), there was a joke about a LGBT pizza.

[@Yougotcaged102]

"I don't actually hate Tabg" Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that

[@blankdesktop2258]

Now, hear me out: burst-fire rocket launcher

[@kitsunechaos1837]

So what I’m hearing is something like the ward cliff coil?

[@shakill2152]

There it is and it has a 10 round mag..... Shooting that at somebody is so fucking scary

[@blankdesktop2258]

@@kitsunechaos1837 I mean, it's tabg, so let's go with a Wardcliff shooting multiple wardcliffs, if that made sense.

[@paleturtleboiturtles5120]

give it a drum mag

[@pennyw00se]

@@paleturtleboiturtles5120 lmao imagine a drum mag on the end of an rpg

[@Jeisu_u]

"Damn they turned mozzie into a pickle" News: worlds shortest pickle

[@nodeloliver6201]

World News: World's most Australian gerkin commits multiple warcrimes.

[@Artey0m]

They ain't seen yours then eyooo

[@beanboy5295]

@Karamb1t I thought that worlds shortest pickle already belonged to u

[@ShowTaySnow]

@@beanboy5295 OOF

[@kurtkan5566]

News: World’s shortest pickle commits arson

[@halfanegg6496]

Weapon suggestion: The Unifier: An RPG that when it hits an enemy, it will apply a random number of random physics to the player. EX: no clip flips on and off rapidly, left leg moves up and right leg moves down, etc...

[@pennyw00se]

Yes let us play with the nervous system 🤣

[@pennyw00se]

That's actually a cool idea

[@SupernaturalXD]

I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂

[@althelor]

... You mean from meet the Robinsons? OH my God. I can actually see it.

[@acene9666]

Suggestion: A Legendary attachment called an "Omega Silencer" where it makes the gun literally have no sound when shooting.

[@KingofDumbassMountain]

I'll do you one better, it silences itself AND everything else within a 20 foot radius.

[@praisetheleo]

Add a small chance of it doing the complete opposite and making yourself heard by the entire map

[@boneclubceo4531]

Also make it like 5 feet long

[@cloaker7237]

*Also make it the size of a garbage can*

[@jordanhunter3375]

@@praisetheleo what sound effect can we use to let everyone know, 'Billy just got the 1% on the Silencer'?

[@chigchum9602]

I love how he had to clarify that he actually loved TABG despite clearly enjoying every moment of the game in the previous videos simply because the game is that much of an intensional mess. That's TABG for you, baby.

[@suffering3586]

I'd be down to see badger as a voice option in tabg

[@themerchant1968]

A real shame that "You cowards will never stop me" is too long for a catchphrase

[@ItzRokkiYT]

You just hear "boomer" over and over in his voice lmao 😂😂

[@azzyasbourne9107]

"boomer alive bad"

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@azzyasbourne9107 "landfall boomer hm"

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

I come from the future

[@liambutterfield7049]

Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

He's one foot fetish away from making a pulp fiction sequel 😂

[@amongg5973]

Game Suggestion: A modifier that makes your gun say "bruh" every time a shot is missed

[@khiemtrinh8330]

TheRussianBadger is literally just a comedian playing video games while animating his videos with SFM better than any video game company.

[@jakegills9678]

"I got a Mac, now where is the cheese" lives rent free in my head permanently

[@shadowsnake5133]

Warcrime style is where instead of mustard, you get mustard gas on your fries.