Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'

Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.

[@marktheregulardude8651]

"Most American's retirement plan consists of finding a briefcase full of money" 100% Accurate

[@Apostate_ofmind]

man, that felt too close to home,it really did

[@mashedtomato2079]

Good luck you dudes.

[@Raison_d-etre]

Yeah, blame the victims, instead of blaming record income inequality.

[@mashedtomato2079]

@@Raison_d-etre a reason for that is higher taxes and more regulation, which stifles people starting businesses, drives up rents becuase landlords just push the higher taxes to renters, etc. More regulation such as zoning, stops developers making more housing, which increases value of available housing.

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@mashedtomato2079 Liar. The reason is Reagan's tax cuts and his trickle down economics, along with union busting. The opposite of what you claim.

[@Thehouseoffail]

“We’re not arguing, we’re just talking” is the most underrated line in this.

[@hangukhiphop]

ehhh it's pretty rated brah

[@elizabethburke3861]

The way she smiled after she said that got me choking

[@kelseycoca]

FR THO, and the 'fine' lol

[@jsmithsemper4848]

I say that on a daily basis

[@mikkovaan8636]

That line is one of the reasons why I have problems motivating myself to find a gal. You grow up with a mom like that and see other women act like that, you get the idea that it's not gonna work anyways. And people wonder why guys don't wanna commit.

[@captaincar1626]

“If you’re opposed to this plan you can say something and nobody will be mad” I fell off my couch laughing

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

[@badbabybear1]

Watching that is like having Vietnam flashbacks

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Ah the classic “not being allowed to disagree but we’ll pretend you have a choice”

[@mikey7747]

The girlfriend stare.... Hilarious

[@forman208]

It really wasn't that funny lol

[@matt-irby]

Whenever I see an Onion video, I always think I’m watching interdimensional television. The deadpan delivery is just so perfect.

[@Gaminglyst]

What are you talking about? Mate this is literally our reality.

[@tyncmorgan6209]

Rick and Morty yo! And yeah it does feel like that!

[@misssjustice3791]

Rick and Morty!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Jebu911]

Satire feels like a dying form of comedy. I love satire with all my heart but there is rarely any new good satire going on because people dont even know its a joke.

[@justmymage]

There is an alternative universe where all that is 100% facts. There exists a universe for literally everything if the multiverse theory is true.

[@DanteBrian]

I lost it when the reporter and the girlfriend double teamed that guy 😂

[@mommyslilstinker]

me too lmaoooo

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

Hot

[@v8Buster87]

we're not arguing jake, we're just talking

[@xl000]

double team ?

[@sylviesatie7189]

Fine then

[@PaparoniFilms]

"It was in your tone" "We're not arguing, we're just talking"

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

Well its true. You talk about something and men immediately say you are arguing 🤣

[@evanhamlett6350]

Aeshma bruh

[@j.e.g.9513]

@@MissSchnickfitzel Buuuuut... the guy only said that he didn't want to argue about that point they tried to pin him to stand with to make him sound worse. He saw that trap from a mile away.

[@smitty1647]

@@MissSchnickfitzel well if you are disagreeing while talking that's an argument lol. you can't trick a dude into having an argument by saying it isn't one lol

[@ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

poor guy 🤣

[@user-fw2dd2cy3c]

It's the deft synthesis of the more formal tone and lingo of testifying to Congress and cable news with the language of the gf/bf argument about moving in together that really makes this brilliant. The actors really knock this out of the park, IMO. The girl's testimony to Congress absolutely cracked me up. And, of course, the newswoman: "We're not arguing, we're just talking"--while maintaining her newsy/talking-head tone...

[@0Clewi0]

You don't always have women helping woman, but the way the newswoman is inconditional on her side like a bestie for the moment Jake comes out is hillarious.

[@Catalina-Winemixer]

@@0Clewi0 BUT YOU DID IMPLY IT 🗣️ she was so real for that one.

[@eorabbit1]

😂😂😂

[@ThugaRhymes]

I like how the video ends on an argument because the argument never stops

[@henriquefinger935]

That hits too close to home.

[@Rorschach003]

It stops when you’re too tired and just say “look, can we pick this up tomorrow? I got an 8 am shift in the morning” “…fine”

[@aowi7280]

"Fine". One if the worst things a guy can hear.

[@timd524]

Fine is the Worst four letter word in the English language

[@pacificbaitchunk4126]

It is truly a womans "F" bomb

[@yboy898]

I tried using the word "fine" to my girlfriend. It doesn't work.

[@h3ckNo]

Guys, maybe just rub one out once in a while? You don't have to rely on your girlfriend for emotional stability. If she is mad with something you do then just let her be mad. No need to please her in every way.

[@eyeofthepyramid2596]

@@h3ckNo pretty good comment

[@seanswift1072]

"You can say so and no one will be mad at you" Might just be the most ludicrous statement ever said on the onion

[@Cookiesrfood]

This is always a trap statement lol and he fell for it lol

[@danoldroyd1892]

F

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Hell, I learned that when I was a kid lol

[@TheOldBearTime]

Then says "Fine." with a tone of suppressed anger. XD

[@josiphadziegric3653]

@@TheOldBearTime That was actually the most modest reaction you could get for such a statement.

[@ryannarby4519]

This is the greatest show of all time. Peak civilization was pouring an extraordinary amount of money into a fake news network complete with professional graphics and fantastically talented writers and actors to create what really amounts to KZbin style content. It just doesn't get better than this.

[@ryannarby4519]

I'm talking about the actress for Andrea Bennet; the girlfriend testifying before congress was meh.

[@Al-Rudigor]

I believe I've seen the Kelly actress in a movie, or series.

[@CyberJoeyO]

This will be nothing compared to the “Why aren’t we married? We’ve been to three weddings this year, and we’ve been together longer then they have!”

[@idc5309]

John Mulaney Bull ?

[@agoodday9247]

@@idc5309 They assume it! 🤣

[@charlielove7122]

Yes GIrldFteInd is bad how dare she try and discuss MaRIaGe

[@maylabrown4584]

Then it goes to why don't we have kids? Mary is on her 2nd one and she's only been with Steve for 3 years, we've together for 5!

[@cattysplat]

@@maylabrown4584 Then it's: why we don't do nice things anymore? Don't you love me? We're getting a divorce, I've got the papers all ready to go and your suitcase packed. You'll see the kids over my dead body.

[@izmirmohamadsalleh]

One day humans will realize how earth-shatteringly great early Onion was.

[@lukeberghaus272]

Early onion? I don’t even know when early onion was, my teacher introduced me to the onion in 5th grade back in 1993.

[@fatalshore5068]

New Onion is meh, old Onion is bonza!

[@oksowhat]

Why did it stopped

[@dbix11]

@@oksowhat too much truth in satire, they got infiltrated by political correctness. The BabylonBee took up the torch since

[@oksowhat]

@@dbix11 that's sed

[@christopherramsey7027]

“Most Americans’ retirement plans consist of finding a briefcase full of money” that’s actually true though lmao

[@willowspov]

The lotto is my plan for retirement... 👍

[@Odinsday]

The American dream I guess

[@jampig1884]

This is actually kinda sad...

[@anesthesiaawareness8614]

I’m not leaving a like because I like the money.

[@anesthesiaawareness8614]

Not money the number, the video messed with my head.

[@dreadpirateninjafox]

"Jake, if there's some reason you're opposed to this plan you can say so and nobody will be mad." IT'S A TRAP!!!

[@blacktiger995]

over 10 years later and the "we're not arguing, we're just talking" and the brief case full of money retirement plan all ring so true

[@dabidmydarling5398]

Yeah that gave me a good laugh too.

[@atheistconservative6211]

Lmao "Fine." "Fine, then."

[@seapeajones]

Omg, that's the line that kills. fine.

[@preacherjohn]

Translation: so very much not fine.. XD

[@songokulul]

@@preacherjohn Lmao

[@XIIIphobos]

that was probably the most weaponized "fine" ever uttered.

[@Branflakehere]

Lmfao the reporter acts like shes the girlfriend.

[@oompalumpus699]

Love how the anchor and the actual girlfriend sounded so disappointed when the boyfriend just said "it's just too soon." Both of them just saying "fine" is so golden.

[@Hdx64]

The ganking was real too haha

[@MeMaex]

Yeah you could basically feel that this will have some consequences later xD

[@ticenits1926]

Yes that's right, I see you also watched the video and caught the jokes

[@nacho8070]

​@@ticenits1926 oh cool a comment that does nothing to add to the conversation

[@ticenits1926]

@@nacho8070 whooosh

[@blademoralusven1657]

"A dvd that she has rented" God damn. The passage of time is brutal.

[@cronotosaur2881]

I was 13 when this came out. Now I'm surprised that people could afford an apartment and not have at least one couple sharing one of the rooms.

[@ahhh4117]

My coworker lives with her husband and is roommates w her best friend, and her best friend's gf.

[@cronotosaur2881]

I think that if someone is gonna have Zoidberg be their name and pfp that it is only polite to respect their identity :)@@ahhh4117

[@joshbaino3087]

​@@ahhh4117my wife's boyfriend lives on our couch.

[@ggilvis]

yes, I've been briefed on it several times.

[@sapointi]

Same

[@OneRichMofo]

@@sapointi he was quoting the video

[@sapointi]

@@OneRichMofo same subscribe to me bro

[@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929]

@@sapointi no

[@sapointi]

@@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 same subscribe to me broski

[@MauricioBerrizbeitia]

“Their stupid room mate Chad...” how things have changed for Chad in the last few years eh.

[@alpacamale2909]

Chad has always been the stereotype for hyperalpha meathead frat guy. Like Stifler from American Pie.

[@JMill-bs6xt]

To think chad was once a gamer like us, now he’s the enemy 😤

[@yunleung2631]

J.Mill he’s playing NBA20xx and FPSs like COD.

[@Goldbonds]

@@JMill-bs6xt what?

[@TheBananaThug]

@@JMill-bs6xt u must not know chads. they game too. but they play NBA or Madden. Maybe some CoD

[@cpshirling]

I still come to the Onion all these years later and laugh my ass off. Some of the smartest comedy ever written.

[@Lionlovesunity]

“It was in your tone, Jake.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead.

[@pleasedontlookforme8036]

Lololololol but sometimes guys really do have a nasty tone that implies something when in actuality they didn't mean anything at all.

[@thugchihuahua]

The best part is that Jake wasn't even the one who read the statement, it was Andrea 😂😂

[@ghostweathermusic]

Roy G Biv good for you fam! You dodged a bullet hahaha

[@RickSolid1]

Yep the Tone of his written word obviously.

[@davidchavez4464]

I get scared when I hear that

[@DannySullivanMusic]

The decrease in rent is more than offset by the increase in scented candle purchases. It's a good idea on paper but would never work in reality.

[@artmoss6889]

And don't forget the excess throw pillow purchases!

[@MrJamberee]

The scented candle thing gets old fast.

[@coinswaptrader2915]

sounds like socialism lol

[@ninjamaster7724]

@@artmoss6889 oh f*ck,don't even get me started on that.It takes us half an hour to clear the bed each night so we can sleep.

[@madscientistshusta]

@@MrJamberee yea, its unbearable.

[@ronlugbill1400]

I like the boyfriends' plan: -Cancel subscription to Vegetarian Cooking Magazine. -Get normal soap. -Give up the cat. -Girlfriend's lawyer friends are nice and all, but maybe we could not go out with them every weekend, since they always want to do something expensive. That's the only reason.

[@nathanb7221]

Also “not taking that trip to Vermont to see the leaves change”

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Also using lawyer friends to back up senseless arguments phrased in legalese

[@Ty1350]

That “ok, fine” after the boyfriend disagreed was the subtlest but most funny joke in this

[@FlippyHambone]

The Onion has superior to SNL in comedy, actors, and writers. It's not even close.

[@antred11]

That's not setting the bar very high either. Most funerals are significantly funnier than the average SNL episode.

[@MenRot]

@@antred11 it's shame a lot of people will not see your comment

[@snorman1911]

SNL hasn't been funny in about 20 years.

[@whogavehimafork]

@@MenRot Keep in mind their comment was posted just hours ago and this video is 10 years old and still garnering loads of views

[@TotalHealthJunkie]

So Right!. it's not even a contest

[@stevematson4808]

This is only 4 minutes, but feels like 40.

[@ShadowLynx777]

In a good way

[@goranmihalj4217]

Hahaha so true

[@LKRaider]

I was sweating bullets the whole time

[@Neptunianist]

Just imagine how long a month of living with her would feel!!

[@whogavehimafork]

I straight up thought it was like 8 minutes long oh my god I felt like I was under pressure too

[@JakeDaines]

"Traveling to Vermont to see the leaves change." Every woman in my family is into that lol😂

[@ginastar5991]

That sounds so relaxing actually

[@vorpalweapon4814]

I hate tourists so much, I dont care how much money it makes new england.

[@ComradeStiv]

Onion needs to return to this level of greatness so I can finally move on with my life

[@LusciousTwinkle]

So much! It's PITIFUL!!! BUNCH OF WANKERS!

[@radnukespeoplesminds]

isn't it a bad sign when jokes from the recession start being relatable and funny again?

[@kiwoongpk91]

No, its a gravely dangerous sign. The bad sign was when our euphoria was high.

[@vanessalindsley7221]

peeping in March 2020

[@ryanweible9090]

really i didn't see the upload date and figured it was current. that is doubly funny and terrifying.

[@Timothy9x]

Totally. This plan sounds like a joke.

[@Trump-a-Tron]

It's a 10 year old video. I thought I'd be the only one writing this "current" sh*t in the comment section. Wow.

[@KabooM1067]

I can't believe I'm emotionally invested in a satire news piece.

[@capnskiddies]

More than actual news.

[@regulusforrester6429]

Any day that ends in y.

[@Jefff72]

Satire? lol

[@RemyISnow]

Wait, this is satire? I could've sworn I've lived this before

[@aramfingal5180]

We laugh because it's funny and we cry because it's true.

[@ac130angelfire]

Boyfriend recovery plan, breaking up could save boyfriends of America up to 60% of their current expenses by saving on exactly those things mentioned that we didn't even want to do... a weekend in Vermont?

[@Maya_hee]

It could also save the boyfriends the trouble of getting laid and having someone to love them romantically. Win win

[@hadid1092]

The delivery of “We’re not arguing Jake, we're just talking" 💀

[@daveshaw9344]

"Alright" "Fine" "Fine then" I died

[@Nickelodeon81]

FINE

[@thrashpondopons2776]

I Know! It was weird how they both gang up on him the second he shows up!

[@etcetraetcetra3173]

Even the reporter gave that passive aggressive answer.

[@Ieatpaste23]

I loved when the reporter said, "What will change between now and tomorrow?"

[@veryconfused9768]

Ok fine.

[@chesterfigueras56]

"The boyfriends suggestions" "Get Normal Soap" "Give Up The Cat"

[@WhiskeyPatriot]

Reptiles are badass, hon

[@theenlightedone4771]

Yes cos their dumb

[@videogamesarecool9280]

I can get behind the soap one, but who tf wants to give up a cat?

[@aldrineuri122]

Yes

[@videogamesarecool9280]

@SweetChick10101 thats the point in which you get 2 cats

[@caincorn]

"It was in your tone Jake." LOL

[@warpnin3]

2:14 "Yes, yes, I've been briefed on it several times" Several times...😄

[@EchoBoomer1987]

The best part of this video is how weary the boyfriend looks and how the woman anchor side's with girlfriend.

[@robt3407]

Go MGTOW

[@e13kid]

Yes this was absolutely perfect.

[@SwogFrog]

@@robt3407 "Go MGTOW" ok incel

[@sadiaansari4574]

I B Trippin I get the use of “insufferable” but why “insatiable”? Insatiable means never having their desire quenched, refers to usually to sexual desire not other things.

[@Me-iw5wo]

@@chuckgilly amen, brother.

[@juanitadudley4788]

"Hi, honey"

[@terrymulbah3635]

I caught that late 😂😂😂

[@joshdunham7167]

That's offencive.

[@achtundvierzigsieben]

the passive agressive "hello Andrea!" and the fact, that she does not let her finish any sentence, cracks me up every time

[@h0ckeyman136]

All of these actors deserve an award

[@DodaGarcia]

"Yes, Tara is my friend, but you know how she is" lmao I love how the girls and the congressmen know the same people

[@spikespa5208]

They don't but he could probably make an accurate, educated guess.

[@DirtyPrancing]

That line probably got me the most. I laughed out loud

[@jenm1]

@@spikespa5208 naw the joke is that they do

[@user-hp2dr5qc8p]

Timestamp pls

[@DodaGarcia]

@@user-hp2dr5qc8p starts at 3:35

[@natereniger8773]

oh my god that "fine" was brutal

[@artmoss6889]

It was spot on.

[@rayakoth]

Fine then.

[@skunkmunky2643]

I knew it was over for him. Oh... he there guy from 11 months ago...

[@morapelimokokomali7907]

"It was in your tone Jake" 😂😂😂

[@toastnjam7384]

Any savings will be spent on candles and throw pillows.

[@antediluvian99]

WTF Onion!? I couldn't even laugh because I'm actually going thru this shit with my girlfriend.

[@TheEyeball37]

+captnhuffy Get the fuck out of here with your destructive, ridiculous nihilism.

[@oldschoolcatholic]

it's a sign

[@Iamafafr]

You realize that your warning is waaay too late

[@deoxal7947]

Marry her or break up with her

[@christobanistan8887]

@@deoxal7947 Marry. Definitetely marry. Kelly adorable and hot AF.

[@wilmergimenez]

"The girlfriends love football. and they can make snacks and cookies for all the guys it will be fun" Somehow i find her tone insincere

[@Alinor24]

Yeah it doesn't really sound like fun the way she says it, but it's funny.

[@cleiru7859]

An obvious trap 😂

[@sebastienh1100]

A traaaaaap! Run away!

[@tomsawyer9403]

"It will be fun". Uh huh...

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Cuz American football is boring.

[@jamesk7777]

"Even if she brings over a DVD she has rented." Woah, how things have changed in a decade.

[@Hodijo]

Cohabitation is something I could never do again, I realised I love freedom too much.

[@itsatrix2811]

“Even if his girlfriend brings over a DVD that she has rented.” Only 10 years ago.. Edit: make that 14 years ago… thanks for the likes y’all

[@xl000]

Fun fact : I' ve never owned a DVD player. When movies began to be available on DVD-Video, DVD rips became available thanks to DVD Jon...

[@B93R]

I feel old

[@mohammadshabih5293]

Ah, those were the days

[@eggmayonnaise325]

Yep, it was a simpler time... 😍

[@dorkmax7073]

Bruh redbox is still a thing

[@ruben1475]

"Do the nation's boyfriends want to sit there watch the national debt grow and grow while their stupid roommate Chad hangs out in the living room playing video games 24 hours a day? So the boyfriend can never watch a movie, EVEN if his girlfriend brings over a DVD she has rented." That actress really managed to sound as salty as possible lmaoo

[@yourfbiagent6483]

Of coarse not. That sounds horrible. Which is why I’d be playing video games with Chad!

[@speedyflames7106]

@@yourfbiagent6483 I'd rather play with Algeria

[@manaspradhan8041]

@@speedyflames7106 lmao geography nerd

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@speedyflames7106 Hah.

[@beckielake9851]

😅😂😂.. Nicely done..

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

You know, this maybe satire, but something similar actually happened in Austria a few years back. A large movement of women petitioned the government to impose a "Bachelor tax" on single men. Thank goodness the motion failed.

[@stevelucky7579]

Do you guys also have the whole “woman will take half of everything should they choose to leave you” situation?

[@gryla5290]

Wtf

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

@@stevelucky7579 Just to be clear, I don't live in Austria, but that is - Unfortunately - Pretty much standard everywhere in the first world.

[@stevelucky7579]

@@abrahamthebewildered1448 dang. It’s like they want us NOT to be married.

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

@opisex I tried looking for a source but I'm guessing it's been buried with time. It wasn't a huge headline even at the time (Like 5-8 years ago?), I don't think, simply because of the absurdity. I mean, yeah, they may get laughed out of a legislature, but the fact that they even TRIED is the disturbing part. Anyway, I shouted a few "colourful" phrases, gave the middle finger to the screen and moved on. Didn't think to make special note of it, because this mentality is becoming more and more prevalent, so I'm sure there will be more cases similar in nature coming along.

[@NemeanLion-]

“We’re not arguing, we’re just talking” 😂

[@nicholasbyram296]

"The goal of Socialism is Communism." -Vladimir Lenin "The goal of moving in together is marriage." -The Nation's Boyfriends

[@UnseenThreat07]

"The goal of Marriage is Children" -The Nation's Girlfriends "The goal of Children is Settlements" -The Nation's Boyfriends

[@UNcommonSenseAUS]

Part 1 = Bernie "the geriatrics choice" Sanders

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

@@UNcommonSenseAUS That's the most retarded thing I've read all week. Geriatrics love Trump, Biden & Bloomberg. Bernie has the youth vote.

[@sylph8005]

@@UnseenThreat07 I think "the goal of Marriage is Children" is actually the Nation's Girlfriends' and Boyfriends' Mothers

[@sylph8005]

@Mike White That's not true but okay

[@mitchypdx]

I showed this to my wife when she asked for us to move in together after 8 months. We were living together 2 months later. 11 years later, I still love this skit.

[@Wakish0069]

Shill!

[@benakinjo]

But are you still together? That's the real question

[@prospect689]

She broke you down, your rescue operation is still greenlit, your SOS has not been ignored! Stay strong brother!

[@joellahrman4557]

How are the snacks and dips for the football games?

[@seams4186]

@@prospect689 it's too late bro...

[@saigebasil2285]

I have a lot of these onion news that I absolutely die laughing from but THIS one is my favorite and I come back at least once a year to watch it again.

[@thequeertelope7941]

i read "the nation's girlfriend" singular and was prepared to accept this

[@SwuaveWEB]

My god, the reporter woman is absolutely brilliant.

[@Steeyuv]

They're ALL absolutely brilliant, it cannot BE acting.

[@StevePringle]

Brilliant? Yes! Neutral? I don't think so.

[@marvin19966]

She is a fine fine woman

[@maazkalim]

newswoman* There! FTFY 😑

[@AnUnapologeticApologist]

The best line : "Can we just... talk about this tomorrow?" "Well what's going to change between now and tomorrow, Jake?" 😂😂😂

[@starliner2498]

He might find a briefcase full of money by then

[@rachelciel3330]

@@starliner2498 LMAO

[@chasbodaniels1744]

@Starliner Just a brilliant comment.

[@ricklivingston3774]

How about "that bitchy attitude of yours"....

[@zapkvr]

@@ricklivingston3774 shame he didn't think of it

[@MichaelSmith-pp3wp]

The way the actress closes her eyes when saying fine is just so perfect.

[@thomasclarke6934]

These days this feels like a relic from a bygone era when women actually wanted to be around men and tried to make their partners happy.

[@tanya292]

I wonder what happened in the last 15 years for women to go yeah it’s not worth it

[@thomasclarke6934]

@@tanya292 I honestly want to know what specifically you are referring to.

[@tanya292]

@@thomasclarke6934 I’m wondering what event or series of events happened that made women realise that being around men is not worth it for them.

[@tylerforde87]

I lived with a girlfriend and her best friend and it was exactly like the 2 women teaming up on the dude. I moved out. I miss my dog

[@Andi_andI]

As a woman I would never move into a "throuple" with anyone, whether it's your friend or hers that seems like it would defeat the point of having your own private space together.

[@williamtaylor3962]

Brutal

[@aygwm]

Been there bro. Painful.

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@aygwm Same here. Good thing you didn't stay because of the dog... the next step is a whoopsie baby.

[@ahhh4117]

U get a roommate neither of u know, preferably a gay person, they can truly arbitrate. But make sure u both establish a good friendship with your roommate otherwise don’t even bother

[@Rosscifer]

CHAD NEEDS TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Bezzdor]

Video games is a boom industry and if chad doesn't have time to play these video games than he is less likely to spend money on video games and making a small impact in the gaming industry. If Chad can't find a place then of coarse all the other "Chads" of the world will have trouble and it could have drastic effects.

[@Bezzdor]

Bezzdor I was able to say something that without actually thinking about it might sound smart but in fact I just put a lot of random words together that sounded good ;)

[@TealPanda7]

I mean he pays rent in delivery pizzas, how are gonna afford that while splitting rent for a place in LA?

[@antimatter4733]

I'm literally chad

[@darthmortus5702]

Will someone think of the Chads!

[@mynexuspro]

"Get normal soap" took me out. 🤣

[@raymondjones616]

"It was in your tone Jake" She says this after READING his words lol.

[@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks]

"Are you implying that the boyfriends would want to move OUT?!" 🙄 "Why would they want to do that when things are GREAT, and we are trying SO HARD to make them Happy!" 😬

[@halcyon_echo42]

Like ooooof, got me worried for sure 😌

[@alfredwestley687]

Wait until marriage comes up.... about 30 seconds after the "move in" is done. She will have already set the date, booked the hall and church. The invitations will go out the next day....

[@1Plebeian]

Blink three times slowly if you are being held hostage!

[@prospect689]

U can tell things escalated quickly from then on! 😳😬🤣

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Big yikes

[@jrspringston]

that poor "boyfriend representative" lawl

[@The_Lesser_Evil]

This was way ahead of its time holy shit, pure fucking gold.

[@runa1248]

"We're not arguing Jake, we're just talking" "No one will be mad"

[@Fredman5551]

I remember seeing this a decade ago and laughing. Now this is a nightmare I must live out myself.

[@RegiRuler]

Bruh at least you have a girlfriend

[@tjstrong3607]

were with you in spirit my friend, stay vigilant, & watch out for the Mother-in-Law pincer move.. N. Boyfriends, local 16.

[@kirkhustle7596]

F

[@mr.reality9741]

RegiRuler be careful what you wish for.

[@crappyaccount]

Ooof

[@flavoredwallpaper]

"Get normal soap." Oh god this video resonates with me so, so much...

[@ryanbarker5217]

'normal soap dries my skin out.'

[@jmbkpo]

@@ryanbarker5217 my god

[@erickbenavidez5724]

i don't shower with soap, just use water and my skin stays really healthy. most soaps and body washes strip your body of its natural oils. you can shower with only water everyday, have healthier skin, and no one will know. I just put on deodorant and brush my teeth.

[@temporaryaccount5698]

@@erickbenavidez5724 don’t you wash your hands?

[@erickbenavidez5724]

@@temporaryaccount5698 yeah constantly

[@jimmybernasconi9000]

"...two people who say they love each other..." comes right out of real life.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

As a frustratingly single guy, I wouldn't be opposed to moving in with a girlfriend. I just have to get past the first part of not having one.

[@imperialwarhawk123abc5]

This actually happened in 2009 to me. I had to end my 2 year relationship because she wanted to move in to save money. The best economic plan was to leave her.

[@Jefff72]

Now you can go fishing whenever you want!

[@LusciousTwinkle]

Women's hormones make them want to settle down and have babies. Men's hormones just make them want to fuck anything. The aim of both is to procreate and ensure survival of the species. You can't blame either for doing what nature tells them. This is why its best for women to choose men a few years older whose hormones are calming down and whose lowered levels of testosterone are more directed to protection and security. Women mature quicker than men because they have less time to reproduce.

[@LusciousTwinkle]

@@miguelinileugim Oh of course. My explanation was directed at a man.

[@Jefff72]

Did you hear of the guy who proposed to his girlfriend? She said no and he lived happily ever after.

[@LusciousTwinkle]

@@Jefff72 Or not. Spinster men live shorter lives than married men. maybe he was gay and was able to have as much cock as he wanted for the rest of his life and was secretly pleased....He was definitely put off women rather easily...

[@thesoultheory3822]

The Nation's Girlfriends clearly broke their promise to not be angry with their cold "Fine" and "Fine, then" remark. I hope the Nation's Boyfriends used that to stall negotiations. - Rob, official representative of the Nation's Ex-Boyfriends

[@nonyab5640]

thesoultheory They’re not mad they said they were fine!

[@UnseenThreat07]

When they say fine it's never fine

[@LlannaaJorgan]

The fact that even if you ignore the thinly veiled attempt to just force the boyfriends to let the girlfriends move in, it’s pointed out each boyfriend has need of or has a roommate who I assume would be kicked out if the girlfriend moved in, meaning no less housing expenditures as individuals would occur. For every girlfriend moving in, at least one roommate would move out. So there would be no decrease to the national debt, the idea upon which their entire argument is based.

[@NN-ge2wf]

This never gets old.

[@MrTeejayzee]

“...you can say so and NOBODY will be mad” lmao every guy knows that’a a trap

[@kylezo]

it's a trap if you lie through your teeth like that guy did, sure, lol

[@BaritoneMike]

"Fine." (with the period of hate at the end)

[@SuperMisteryMan01]

@@BaritoneMike why do we even have girlfriends to begin with at times 😣

[@Jerry-fr4xo]

@@SuperMisteryMan01 why don't ya'll grow a pair and say "go f yourself" if she wants to move in then you're the prize G

[@melodypond215]

bruh what kind of relationships are you guys in does nobody communicate

[@madman0016]

"Boston police halts investigation into triple homicide says "call it one of life's little mysteries"

[@blackflagblack7613]

"Man mentally cycles through all the cool things he said to people today" LMAO

[@BAYAREAYOUTUBE]

OMG I can't stop watching these. They're sooo ahead of their time

[@PaulGuy]

"...or whatever boyfriends want." So accurate.

[@ryanbarker5217]

sex. it's literally the only reason to have a girlfriend.

[@caseytatum5837]

And "sports things"

[@ryanbarker5217]

@Pat McCann and that's a big maybe with the young generation.

[@colleenclement474]

@@ryanbarker5217 no thanks

[@ryanbarker5217]

@@colleenclement474 i wasn't offering, but good to know?

[@dorkmax7073]

2:09 "Hi, Andrea, thank you. Hi Kels." "Hi, honey" Me: Oh no...

[@Danzignan]

Best comment xD

[@darthmortus5702]

[seconds before disaster][gone wild][gone sexual]

[@zulusiyathokoza]

"you know how she is" has got to be the best defence like ever.

[@long060]

"It was in your tone, Jake" When it was a written statement!!!!

[@Cookiesrfood]

Lol, when they said "it's ok Jake say how you feel we won't get upset" I was like noooooo!!! its a trap abort abort abort!!!

[@WorkingCrassShero]

"What's gonna change between now and tomorrow, Jake?" Just the incredulous tone she uses is fantastic. This woman deserves an Oscar!

[@davidhaddad9022]

Onion actors are seriously elite, where did they find them?

[@StephanePare]

My guess is that they found talented, passionate actors who didn't know the right people to succeed on tv. Then a big company bought the onion, and the genius level acting fled. @@davidhaddad9022

[@MrBlaqgold]

This skit is so perfect 😂😂😂

[@mueezadam8438]

"Hi, honey." 💀💀💀

[@entropicpedro]

"Hi Kells" "Hi Honey" LOOOOL😂😂😂😂

[@smurfyday]

You know he's in trouble with that one word. This is succinct storytelling at its finest

[@lwc2009]

"smothering? I never used that word... it was in your tone David.. silence....

[@litteliten2415]

Wonderful 😂😂😂 great funny stuff (I miss monty phyton)

[@mikearchibald744]

You can tell this is 14 years ago, today its the guys begging to live together and the women not so sure.

[@Ishidori85]

"We're not arguing, Jake. We're just talking."

[@joaosantos5503]

""Warmth of laptop's power adapter at man's feet serves as reminder of dead dog"

[@alpacamale2909]

fuck! who comes up with that stuff

[@mikehawk3120]

Well now Im sad

[@nkl7345]

What the fuck

[@theoelliott5944]

This hits different after the pug in my profile photo passed away last week.

[@ssgssbeet4133]

@@theoelliott5944 sorry about your buddy, mine passed a few months ago, 13 years of furry goodness

[@greenakutabi]

I watched this 10 years ago when I was in college. Now having had some life experience, this is funny and painful in a specific kind of way.

[@zad_rasera]

I'm currently in college. Oh dear.

[@jmbkpo]

Im Thankful of living outside US our rent is not crazy high

[@whogavehimafork]

@@jmbkpo I dont know what kind of rent you think Americans are paying but half of our population lives outside metro areas. I live in a decent sized town about 30,000 and me and my wife's rent is $550 a month utilities included for 2 bedrooms and it's not even in the hood

[@domino52o26]

@@jmbkpo just depends on where you live. I pay less than usd$1000 for a two bedroom house all expenses and utilities covered. And I live in a larger city, ~1mil pop. However you can't even get a studio apartment in coastal cities for less than 1500

[@StarrsMillStudyHelp]

@@whogavehimafork what??? what state do u live in cause im tryin get that kind of rent

[@lennypayne4241]

Andrea: “Okay.” Kelly: “Fine.” Andrea: “Fine, then.” OMG, THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ryvucz]

Gen Z said checkmate, they live with their parents.

[@lwc2009]

"... a study finds that most American's plans for retirement consist of finding a briefcase full of money... " nearly choked on my food laughing...