TOP 100 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2019 | Alonzo Lerone

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[@alonzo]

what would your senior quote 2019 be? lol

[@kozidsmith]

The key to success is dont be a subdural hematoma

[@AJTheDj-ux4cc]

Why take names when you can have takeout?

[@kaylaroman7644]

Alonzo Lerone “poof your now gay” *dress as Harry Potter *

[@braxingaming4833]

My senior quote was I’m done but none of my work is

[@tresrules16543]

Well, I already graduated 2 years ago, and they let us put in a quote. And it never went in. But my quote would've been "If I make it to the NFL, don't get chummy with me next time we make eye to eye if you didn't expect me to make it that far."

[@puppyhowler]

"that's what -she" he's quoting she because THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[@lindamartinez2690]

Ooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@callmeclick9459]

He got DUMB DUMB JUICE

[@gotchufam2964]

AYYYYY😂

[@paigewilliamson6665]

puppyhowler lol I know how does he not get thay

[@ciaranicole505]

RelievedData159 sameee 😂

[@charlesbalicanta1466]

15:41 It's "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's "Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?"

[@MasonC2K]

Was about to reply this. He needs to see this so he understand. Like this guys comment.

[@michelletillman1186]

Funny reactions definitely 🙂☺😚☺😶😶

[@ScreamingEmoZombies]

Glad you put that there as I don't even know who the Plain White T's are.

[@scifigrl23]

"I'm 1000 miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do." Sorry I had to.

[@irismargarita4249]

Yes!!! Exactly!!

[@emilyhinton5008]

One of my high school teachers quotes in their year book was "I'll be back" quoting the terminator... She had graduated the same school she now teaches in lol

[@samyakatamgade1785]

You die a hero or live long enough to become the villan😂

[@YoungKim-mz6jp]

"If the store is 30 miles away and my dad drove at a constant speed of 60 mph, why has he not come back in 18 years?"

[@anyciaotey4177]

I can't say what I can't say 'cause I can't say it bro let me know when u figure it out bc me and my mom been wondering!

[@applepie3083]

He couldn't find the right milk He'll be back sometime. Or someone will find the right milk

[@user-cl5oh8fl4w]

Mine went to the store a few months before I was born to get the necessary items to raise a baby, 17 years later we are still waiting for him to come back.

[@zafool4997]

He got in an horrible accident and died

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@zafool4997 Damn. 😭

[@amiyahlove8856]

He said “ I didn’t know y’all could do hashtags now y’all can do emojis and my HEAD IS STILL BALD”😂😂

[@nyny5800]

That had me dead😂😂😂this dudes hilarious 🤣 I swear this is one of my favourite KZbinrs now👏😂

[@rileyanderson5381]

*violently and angrily slaps head*

[@twinsmomx2248]

I have identical twin girls, who will be seniors next year. They’ve already picked out their quotes. One will say “prepare for trouble” and the other will say “and make it double”

[@hiitzjamillz]

I love that please wish them a good time from me and you and there momma too sending positive vibes your way💓

[@MysticWarriorMJ]

@@hiitzjamillz If they have boyfriends at the time one of them should have 'to protect the world from devastation.' And the other should have 'to unite all people within our nation.'

[@christinawahlberg6805]

😁💕 awesome.

[@Anam.Fatima19]

That's pretty cool! All the best to them for their future!

[@Cassxowary]

hi_itz_jamillz their* and at least you used the right your, and agreed.

[@fatmakhalil1048]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why they call it present" is a qoutes from Kung Fu Panda said by master Oogway so he's probably not a teacher's pet. He's just a fan of Kung Fu Panda

[@maryamtall4468]

Exactly I was so happy when I read that and the fact that he didn't get it......

[@ladyi7609]

No it's not; a radio show host coined that quote a long time before Kung Fu Panda was a thing; I know because I heard this on the radio show back in the late 1990s, long before Kung Fu Panda even existed. The only thing I remember about this radio show is that it was a talk show and it was on the AM dial.

[@imanmohamed5438]

Exactly it’s disappointing to see that not every knows where it’s from. They don’t understand the power of the dragon warrior

[@sal7958]

Mine would be "part time human, full time disappointment"

[@user-ih2tx5fu6o]

I want mine to be Na Jaemins coffee order, Venti iced Americano with 8 shots of espresso is what got me through highschool

[@GingerRACING21]

I feel that

[@child-of-madness]

My quote would be, "What Is It That You Think You Remember?" Or perhaps, "Will You Join Us In Our Next Act?" Leave them with a final mystery that they can't solve...

[@linksmith1057]

My senior quote was, "I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned."

[@ivyscott8410]

Thankyou for making my day

[@infernooverdrive4981]

That's perfect

[@LIAuNXeNON]

Hey why you gota question the chicken he Just wanted to off himself

[@joyj6793]

Link Smith mine is taste the rainbow

[@sdnvibes]

My quote would be “my grades are worse then Alonzo’s hair line. And that’s sayin something.”

[@marrymeyumeko3347]

I like ur larray pic

[@bossjay5641]

Lol

[@hannahslifestyle1087]

For the girl named “Delilah”, her quote makes perfect sense, because there is a song that is called “Delilah” and the first line of the song goes... “Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?”

[@cheyenneking735]

Thank you for understanding

[@MrJamiesilaban]

Ooh...

[@yelljal2764]

My cousins name is delilah and hates this song for that very reason.

[@hannahslifestyle1087]

@@yelljal2764 🤣

[@Photo0021]

Funny, I found that song a few hours ago.

[@some.random.person.6238]

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City"- hey there Delilah

[@austinroos1051]

I'm not the only who got that thank God

[@wafflebean9828]

Ikr

[@sydneyadelaide1635]

15:15

[@pl_harm1956]

I was thinking of the video that conor maynard did with his sister and thats the only reason i got it

[@bridgelund]

its plain white tees

[@annarainexo]

My senior quote was “I’ve spent four years wondering how to get to class on time”😂

[@rainbowkiddo1446]

girl ME FUCKING TOO but i graduated last year and my school doesnt do quotes

[@lakeishahall1401]

I think we are twins?😂😂😂

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Lol, get a clock.

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Even better, get an alarm clock.

[@caitlynrham2256]

I graduated in 2018 and mine was FISH (f*** it s*** happens) I’m surprised I got away with it.

[@Offdazoinkys4]

My quote “Lifes a bowl of soup, and I’m the fork”

[@wescollins2981]

That's good. Story of my life

[@nick_williams381]

Mine was " hEy tHerE sIstErS" I'm not lying I literally put this 😂😂😂

[@dabmaster6763]

Can i use that? Hahah

[@shreyanair6586]

Are you an ARMY💜..... ?

[@Ironicchronicanxiety]

I love your quote!

[@shadowstartimberwolf5336]

My quote would be "When I die, I want to be a rock in my next life" -Min Yoongi

[@sissy2608]

SAME! 😂💜

[@rachelpushpa6261]

Sssssssss💜💜💜

[@sakuramochi_games.officialVT]

SAME

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

I get it

[@animexnokia5542]

"Don't repeat the same mistakes because there are still other mistakes that are worth a try."

[@tanjirosnevaeh4808]

“That’s what” -she THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[@Rafael-ku1vx]

OOOOOOOOOHHH

[@mischamachowski9115]

That’s what she said from the office

[@timothywyatt3269]

@Jayli Pope he must have never been exposed to the realm we call the land of dark/fucked up jokes.

[@maewastooshort1641]

LIKE THE DALILAH THING

[@charismw2319]

I got it half way through. No idea how he didn’t get it. Lol

[@maddienelson5815]

Delilah: “No, I don’t what it’s like in New York City.” “No OnE aSKeD yOuuOu” Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City OMG I DIEDDD

[@its_just_leah6988]

DUDE!!! THIS BOTHERED ME SOO F ***** MUCH. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

[@harrietclarke3331]

Same

[@asianwomble9537]

I'm a thousand miles away But, girl, tonight you look so pretty

[@mostar1219]

Guess we can’t call him “tomato” since he couldn’t catch up

[@outsider3198]

Onedirectionisbae Heh SAME HAHAH

[@juliefenicle1940]

"It's better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it."

[@ThatGuy21872]

Dafaq?

[@pauljoyner4338]

My Dad said that exact same thing any time he belched.

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@pauljoyner4338 dads are weird

[@pauljoyner4338]

@@ThatGuy21872 Yes they can be and then that time comes when his male children realize they have turned into him. Lol. Miss you Dad. R.I.P.

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@pauljoyner4338 can confirm becoming a miniature dad

[@inlovewithkenn]

My quote would be: “I’m surprised I even made it in this yearbook”

[@gabelykins2165]

Who else under stood “That’s what she-“

[@handyman1047]

I don’t know why he didn’t understand

[@gabelykins2165]

;;; same

[@sundayvoraraj5616]

She said

[@savannahbanana79]

Gabe Lykins thats what she said

[@sarcasm_incarnate_3263]

Gabe Lykins 🙋‍♀️ me

[@liveypyle552]

My Asian friend has a senior brother. And FOR HIS SENIOR QUOTE, HE SAID, “I’ve got the Asian persuasion.”

[@jacquelynhudson5475]

😄

[@josiedavis5994]

I KNOW WHERE THATS FROM😂

[@radioactive_baby0706]

My "senior quote" was "My sneeze is loud and I almost killed someone because of it." Or along those lines. I'm still trying to find my yearbook. I lost it that fast. I graduated last year.

[@abbiemorrison9511]

"Master has given Megan a diploma Megan is freeeeeeee" lol But "Master have given Dobby a sock Dobby is freeeeeeeee" I like that Harry Potter reference 😂😁

[@frankieross8079]

To answer the senior quote question Alonzo, mine would probably be “someday, I’m gonna regret not enjoying my time here, but that day ain’t today!!”

[@maebell1639]

Sometimes I wish I could just sit with him behind the camera to explain things

[@hayleighearls3638]

Me to bro

[@dianageist7210]

Same! 😂😂

[@dwcavileer]

bet

[@lorelaisweetness2225]

Same

[@gigglemeblahblah3266]

MaeBell16 i felt this... indeed sis indeed.

[@Prettyazullynn]

Someone at my school quoted: “My teacher always said keep your eyes on your own paper but little did she know I wasn’t cheating, I just just cross-eye”

[@staceyj3667]

😄😁😆

[@anniebyers2486]

I still think my gay friends senior quotes were the funniest. “An Apple a day keeps a person away if you throw it hard enough.”

[@Jessica_25]

The quote that ended in “ru” was supposed to finish with the word “rules,” but since there was a character limit, he was cut off, so he was constrained by the very rules he said couldn’t stop him.

[@maeltakano1987]

Everytime he doesn’t understand something I want to explain it to him but I can’t and it breaks my heart 😭

[@sisterjimin-ahshalallifegu8211]

Mael Takano omg meeeee😂😂😂😂😩

[@Its_leigha]

Same

[@edisonthethird]

Mael Takano SAMEEEEE

[@creepypastalover5001]

Same. Especially when he saw the quote about the song "Hey There Delilah"😢😛

[@Its_leigha]

Creepypasta Lover OMG YES I SCREAMED AND WAS LIKE NOOOO

[@maryh7817]

"Our parents had sex the same year" I get😂😂😂...in order for them all to graduate a the same time!

[@pradnyaparamitamilich1352]

my senior quote was, "you were today years old when you learned goats have accents. nothing will ever be the same now that you know they can't understand goats from other countries because of their accents." i can't believe the character limit for my school's senior quote is 100,000 characters. wHO wILL hAVE tHAT mANY cHARACTERS iN tHEIR qUOTE!?

[@hypnoticsdraws9537]

IN my yearbook, a senior wrote for their senior quote: "LOL tbh idk xoxo bye" And another wrote: "Anything for Salina!" And then there was one who wrote: "There is no Joy without coffee." LOL

[@neeltjeschmidt]

A student in my yearbook had the name Dick and he put “it’s not just my name, it’s who I am” let me tell, you I cackled 😂

[@TheKelliegreen7774]

My daughter's senior quote "It was nice knowing half of ya'll" Such a smartass like her mama.

[@mandyberry2500]

You have raised her well

[@TSOrr]

Except it's y'all not ya'll

[@cambriaj516]

I don’t get it

[@user-us3vx2sw6l]

Oh god I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abigail-ls5pp]

Persons Name: Delilah "No I don't know what it's like in New York City." That was 👌👌👌

[@abigail-ls5pp]

What?

[@faithmorgan9158]

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City

[@koenigsegggamer2486]

Faith Morgan that song right?

[@faithmorgan9158]

@@koenigsegggamer2486 hm?

[@ScienceLab7]

Tonight you look so PRETTY

[@Jupiter-rg3ei]

My senior quote would be “my grades are worse than Jojo Siwa’s hairline”

[@gerardwayseyelash]

😭😭😭

[@woman4220]

"Friends are like snowflakes, when you pee on them, they disappear." Or "Friends are like bananas, when you peel their skin off, and eat them, they die."

[@katiesanford8323]

My senior quote: “sticks and stones may break my bones, but student loans will hurt me!” Graduating this Saturday!!!!!! #classof2019!!!!

[@ghostiegames1979]

Pleas make this your quote then link it to him

[@bradleybowman9956]

May break*

[@lindaloreign9346]

#ClassOf2019!!! Graduating on June 7!!

[@keepingupwithjay9663]

Congrats!!

[@kaitlynm4863]

Katie Sanford CONGRATULATIONS OMG GRADUATING NEXT WEEK SATURDAY FOR ME

[@ImJayyFr]

4:42 , you missed the joke Alonzo. He stated “100 Character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.” He ended with “ru” because it’s supposed to say “rules”.... he ran out of characters..

[@kikibigbangfan3540]

Thank you , I was going to say that too 😀

[@rae601]

I counted 92 characters including spaces and about 80 no spaces...

[@haleyf2573]

@@rae601 sh child, tis a joke

[@namebanana2992]

He also missed the Plain White T’s reference

[@Imperfect21Angel]

That and “that’s what” -she.. meaning that’s what she said.

[@songbird_originals]

"No i dont know what its like in New York City." Alonzo: What!? No one asked! *Her name is Delilah*

[@lovefor1god]

You look good bald! Also my senior quote would be: “They told me that I could be anything I wanted to be but said I needed an education first. I just wanted be a mermaid.”

[@alee7000]

Jojo Siwa: No one’s hairline can beat mine Alonzo: hold my dictionary

[@LifewTiink]

yooooooo i rollinggg.

[@Qu3nDisaster]

Alejandra Munoz Morales 😂

[@racheldisk4812]

"Goodbye y'all! I'll rememeber you all in therapy!" -Plankton, Spongebob.

[@ritabruns7576]

Omg pleas dooooo ittttttt

[@racheldisk4812]

@@ritabruns7576 I will! Thank you!

[@charismw2319]

That was my quote in highschool lol

[@Avnirvana1]

No joke, this was someone I graduated with’s quote

[@racheldisk4812]

@@Avnirvana1 Really? Awesome!

[@lachlankay5285]

Mine would be, “I can’t tell if I’m gay, dead, or gay for death itself”

[@zxhrxashe-her1999]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

Do you mean Sara Lance

[@CivilizedWarrior]

Dark

[@rockcandyisbestcandyforall]

“Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly. Every African kid ever” As a African American kid, this is relatable

[@addysonharris3600]

Mine is gonna be “no Barbie dolls but you were all fake.”

[@earthchan8544]

I love this... My senior quote: “It’s what the inside that matters. For example, a refrigerator.”

[@petitelarceny6719]

What??? Lol

[@mastercoble241]

"what's ON the" Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

[@sakura_1717]

5:39 the quote means "that's what she said"

[@alexandergiandettore]

My favorite senior quote from my highschool was after a student tried to submit a quote and the school didn’t accept it so out of spite his quote was “your quote has been rejected by Spencerport Highschool.”

[@aliyahpartap2322]

“Our parents had sex the same year so that awesome” THEY ALL GRADUATED TOGETHER M,Same age etc 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@nairen5930]

thank u omg i automatically got that when i read it

[@operaticwind7113]

But I don’t get it because some of my friends will graduate when there 18 turning 19 the year they graduate but I’ll be 17 turning 18 it’s not true

[@newmilo3736]

@@operaticwind7113 most is tho if u look on average in your grade most is probably the same age. I'm fucking 19 when i graduate but my class mates are mostly gonna be 17-18.......fucking hate being class of 2024

[@Ky-uf7wt]

Graduating senior here. My senior quote matches every senior's mood: "Not only was I stressed, I was also big depressed." Yes, that made it in, no, I don't regret it. 😂 Edit: I am now a graduate. 🎓 🎉 Also, sweet lord, I didn't expect this many likes for this stupid thing, lol.

[@gotchufam2964]

Nice poem 😁

[@tysonwilliamson4156]

I'm a senior this year as well, and yeah that sums up 2019's class lol

[@lindaloreign9346]

HELL YEAH! I’m a Senior too!!

[@chloespoon5697]

There was this kid in my school who was somewhere in our auditorium and there was a weak spot in the floor and it was right above our cafeteria and he fell through the roof of the cafeteria and fell on the cafeteria really hard. His senior quote was "High school hit me harder than I hit the cafeteria floor." 🤣

[@Addy._.1218]

“Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formioli.” -Plankton

[@robynleblanc9675]

My senior quote was "if any of yall see me after graduation and before the reunion itll be on Jerry springer"

[@SherylAnneTBien]

4:48 the guy meant "by these rules". That's why they have a character limit in their quotes.

[@mmmunoz9373]

Sheryl Anne Bien lmao yes

[@cssimps]

Haha, I just saw this part of the video. LOL. Just clueless sometimes. #KINDAFRUSTRATING #KINDAHILARIOUS

[@CarlosThadeu]

Sheryl Anne Bien yeah, that and thats what she said, so easy, so simple...

[@runicebony1495]

My quote would be “School is like playing dark souls. You die and die and die and when you win, you still feel like a loser.”

[@sinisterdemon4395]

Alexander “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present” That’s from Kung Fu Panda so don’t think that kid is the brightest

[@1984nique]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frenzyvega8727]

I was planning to put this on my senior quote... "Get a dictionary." -Alonzo Lerone.

[@lonewolfmorgan]

Spell it wrong for the hell of it

[@idontusethis1101]

“get a ditionury”

[@frenzyvega8727]

Had I'd spell it wrong, it would take twelve hours with this shitty ass iPad I got, it's an old model.

[@tasha4455]

💀💀💀💀 his tantrums for wanting Taco Bell and candy took me out. 😂😂😂😂

[@nebulawings]

My quote (when I graduate): "Life happens. Crap happens. We get over it."

[@Icyangel10]

"Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York city?" -Plain White T's singing Hey There Delilah

[@ToothlessFan-dh4lr]

“I googled that word.” That was so funny as hell. Prepossessing means attractive. I used Siri to find the definition.

[@andsprite3034]

"...We refuse to be constrained by these rules" is what it was alluding to. The joke is he couldn't finish because of the character limit.

[@mackenzienicole3040]

L-Mo the Rollergirl I counted it and it was only 73 Characters

[@fitzie9609]

@@mackenzienicole3040 it goes ome with his joke dude

[@emilyxx6689]

Time Stamp?

[@mackenzienicole3040]

Ya I get it

[@mackenzienicole3040]

Emily Pearce idk

[@meatman79]

15:36 OH MY CHUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE QUOTED SUPERNATURAL

[@madi.loveless023]

Me reading all the comments to see if someone else got the reference. I then find you and can stop reading them, because I am happy now.

[@nyasiaconstantine7998]

Yo that really just made my day, especially since I just finished watching that specific season of Supernatural not too long ago😂

[@Boredashi]

Finally!!!! Man, I was starting to think there were no spn fans in the comments.

[@pickleioi9058]

15:47 in the song “Delilah” one of the lyrics is _”I hope you’re happy and finally know what it’s like in New York City.”_

[@miagarcia1915]

"That's what" -she said. And "hey there Delilah what's in like in New York city?"

[@ashpedersen4318]

"I'm gonna go get one of those job things" -Rachel Green

[@jiyamaharaj4530]

OMG perfect😂❤️

[@gokittygooo]

WE WERE ON A BREAK

[@marianodamian3457]

1:29 is a Harry Potter quote "master has presented Dobbie with a sock, Dobbie is free"

[@zaylaphone]

5:25 LMAO ITS A QUOTE FROM SIZTEEN CANDLES- OMG MY HEART

[@Izzy-zk9xp]

Alonzo: *sees emojis* Also Alonzo: *TRIGGERED*

[@ellie.squewith]

Also Alonzo: *HOW AM I STILL BALD?!*

[@psychoalien6798]

Delilahs quote is a song lol its goes "hey there delilah what's it like in new York city, I'm a thousand miles away but tonight you look so pretty yes you do"

[@kevinly2219]

psycho alien I deadass saw this when he read it.

[@psychoalien6798]

@@kevinly2219 lmao I couldn't resist. 🙂😁

[@AmySmith-hu1ir]

I’m in year 6 so here’s mine for 6 years time: “Get a dictionary” Alonzo Lerone

[@racquelyoung2663]

Just found this channel and I'm loving it.... This guy is a laughing machine.... These videos be funny as hell though 😂😂😂😂

[@katiebug8463]

“That’s what” - she = That’s what she said 😂 Smarttt

[@youwontsubtome9858]

“Sometimes when my neighbors aren’t home, I go into their garden and pretend I’m a carrot” 👌 I approve 😂

[@chibiprussia5574]

Mine: "[Insert inspirational quote here]"

[@saraaldhaheri6453]

Him laughing is making me laugh more than the quotes😂😂

[@mariahalaniz5085]

My senior quote was “get a dictionary”-Alonzo Lerone IM NOT KIDDING IM SUPRISED THEY PUT IT IN THE YEARBOOK😂😂

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

Mine was a star wars quote everyone in my senior year placed a bet on my quote

[@morganneptun2692]

I wanna put mine as "INFIRES, MAN! YEAH!" -Min Yoongi

[@doukyuuseilol6928]

I put mines as 'listen and repeat session 1. PARDON??'

[@jgrasso1219]

"That's what" - She meant that's what she said

[@lifewit_mike]

Joeythepatsfan 😂😂😂😂I thought I was the only one that understood

[@Laineyphillips06]

I was literally gonna use that for my senior quote but someone beat me.

[@petitelarceny6719]

Go Patriots!!!!

[@dbproductions2043]

Joeythepatsfan I imedeatly got that joke and I think I'm a bad person 😂

[@nia9629]

Ikr 😂

[@jmaarten1]

Best part of his videos is watching him laugh. It makes me smile.

[@giannagumanigumy8734]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched I literally sent it to everyone of my friends 😂😂😂

[@Rocketfoot7]

Does anyone else sit and scream at their phone screens/computer monitors every time Alonzo misses the blatantly obvious jokes?! 😂 Come on man!

[@Lilly_watermelonsugar]

And the HP related stuff he allways misses too. But yea. Can't know everything

[@kayleigh4969]

Rocketfoot7 MEEE

[@megan123star]

YES THE DELILAH REFERENCE, SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE, AND THE HARRY POTTER ONE IM SCREAMING! SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME POP CULTURE

[@tjlee2015]

@@megan123star to be fair only reason I know hey there Delilah is because I was in chorus in middle school and we sang that song.

[@kendalllowery1420]

Rocketfoot7 me! I’m over here in my room yelling at my screen because he says he doing get even though I probably got it before I even read the quote!

[@shamaratavares561]

My senior quote will be My future will be brighter then Alonzo bald head💀💀

[@ezequieladames9610]

XD

[@memeboi8742]

Amara Brown Mine will be “If earth if our home,then is it illegal to sleep on the moon”

[@kyliedickerson1216]

LOL

[@heydood9870]

Lmaooo you wrong for that💀😂

[@aaron_collen]

15:43 there's a song call "Hey, there, Delilah", that goes "Hey, there, Delilah, what it's like in NYC?". Her name is Delilah, so that's the point.

[@trippydeadhead481]

My senior quote is gonna be “Get a dictionary”. Alonzo Lerone.

[@SimplyLotus2319]

15:40 , She is mocking a song that people must've teased her with called Delilah. The lyrics are: "Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York city?"

[@TimberNightSong]

"I believe we exceed expectations by showing up" ~ Fred and George Weasley.

[@Brian-Fitz]

I would like this but there are 69 likes do I'll comment instead. Nice

[@Brian-Fitz]

I would like this but there are 69 likes so I'll leave a comment instead. Nice

[@crazylucifer2204]

“That’s what” -she “That’s what” she said

[@iAmTheOneAndOnlyE]

My senior quote "Admit Nothing,Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations." I then became a pickle

[@camilamaldonado7249]

15:41 Her name is Delilah “Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City” 😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@lamas.alejandra]

Min Yoongi i love that song 😂😂

[@shayleestowell57]

🎵"Im a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty" 🎶

[@brazzy4siyah171]

Shaylee Stowell 🎶Yes u do 🎶

[@lamas.alejandra]

Casiyah BANG!! “Time square can’t shine as bright as you”

[@nicktheswift9618]

TheMikaelsons. Mp4 🎵I swear it’s true🎵

[@elisesedits2289]

15:36 LMAO SOMEONE QUOTED CASTIEL FROM SUPERNATURAL I- 👏🏻😂 The Supernatural fandom really is everywhere!

[@abbyphillips9433]

This is true.

[@emavanekova8843]

YES

[@angelwinchester7406]

elise’s edits If the Supernatural fandom wasn’t everywhere what else would we have?

[@lovelyflower1313]

elise’s edits we legit have a meme for EVERY situation and I love it!

[@angelwinchester7406]

Katriti RIGHT?!

[@makynzgray-travis9277]

Alonzo: This is your time to shine.. Me: *whispers* just like ur forehead...

[@alanahclaire6494]

when I saw that Castiel quote my heart fluttered 🥺💖

[@lexijohnson2481]

When he said “who asked you?” To Delilah’s senior quote my heart stopped for a second.🤣😭 how can you not know that reference?

[@shelbylitterst8475]

Same

[@tornadowolfdakota2234]

Lexi Johnson it’s such an obvious reference that I started singing it. Then Alonzo just goes and breaks my heart

[@Ar7ifur]

That whole “we aren’t related” thing couldn’t work at my school because we have a whole two and a half pages dedicated to Nguyens 😂😅

[@gabibrathwaite2139]

Yasmeen Serphal we have that but with Rivera

[@gracichandler8113]

lmaoooo

[@Star-vf8vz]

The answer is simple; write a short poem of 60~ words, and have one word for each Nguyen.

[@emilynguyen8527]

I’m a Nguyen

[@vickyrnbishop98]

Really? I have NEVER heard of that surname before

[@jaguarz8814]

2019 quote: Mom can I have some more pizza rolls? 2020 quote: Mom can I have some toilet paper? Everyone stay inside and safe from corona!

[@chelseyaustin6015]

I love when you don't get things because you're so smart. You not getting stuff makes you more relatable. Like...that guy may use the wrong "to,two,too" but you didn't get "that's what she said."

[@Dreabeautyparadise]

My senior quote was “throw the whole school away, try again next year”

[@graffitigang7366]

The Voldemort headwrap: In the 1st movie a guy had Voldemort on the back of his head and had a headwrap on

[@superkitkat83]

Arrmaus_Kid _May oh my. I can’t believe he didn’t get that.

[@sarahchauvin3189]

Professor Quirrel...because Voldemort was on the back of his head 👍

[@TheRealMikeWilly]

Sarah Chauvin Art fuck finally someone said his damn name

[@blahblahblah5521]

that also happended in the books.

[@peachlover7265]

you mean Professor Quirrel. Not just a guy and it was in the book too

[@daliasworld6689]

You made my day 😂