TOP 100 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2019 | Alonzo Lerone

[@alonzo]

what would your senior quote 2019 be? lol

[@kozidsmith]

The key to success is dont be a subdural hematoma

[@AJTheDj-ux4cc]

Why take names when you can have takeout?

[@kaylaroman7644]

Alonzo Lerone “poof your now gay” *dress as Harry Potter *

[@braxingaming4833]

My senior quote was I’m done but none of my work is

[@tresrules16543]

Well, I already graduated 2 years ago, and they let us put in a quote. And it never went in. But my quote would've been "If I make it to the NFL, don't get chummy with me next time we make eye to eye if you didn't expect me to make it that far."

[@twinsmomx2248]

I have identical twin girls, who will be seniors next year. They’ve already picked out their quotes. One will say “prepare for trouble” and the other will say “and make it double”

[@hiitzjamillz]

I love that please wish them a good time from me and you and there momma too sending positive vibes your way💓

[@MysticWarriorMJ]

@@hiitzjamillz If they have boyfriends at the time one of them should have 'to protect the world from devastation.' And the other should have 'to unite all people within our nation.'

[@christinawahlberg6805]

😁💕 awesome.

[@Anam.Fatima19]

That's pretty cool! All the best to them for their future!

[@Cassxowary]

hi_itz_jamillz their* and at least you used the right your, and agreed.

[@charlesbalicanta1466]

15:41 It's "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's "Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?"

[@MasonC2K]

Was about to reply this. He needs to see this so he understand. Like this guys comment.

[@DezmomdRon]

Funny reactions definitely 🙂☺😚☺😶😶

[@ScreamingEmoZombies]

Glad you put that there as I don't even know who the Plain White T's are.

[@scifigrl23]

"I'm 1000 miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do." Sorry I had to.

[@irismargarita4249]

Yes!!! Exactly!!

[@maddienelson5815]

Delilah: “No, I don’t what it’s like in New York City.” “No OnE aSKeD yOuuOu” Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City OMG I DIEDDD

[@its_just_leah6988]

DUDE!!! THIS BOTHERED ME SOO F ***** MUCH. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

[@harrietclarke2005x]

Same

[@asianwomble9537]

I'm a thousand miles away But, girl, tonight you look so pretty

[@mostar1219]

Guess we can’t call him “tomato” since he couldn’t catch up

[@outsider3198]

Onedirectionisbae Heh SAME HAHAH

[@emilyhinton5008]

One of my high school teachers quotes in their year book was "I'll be back" quoting the terminator... She had graduated the same school she now teaches in lol

[@samyakatamgade1785]

You die a hero or live long enough to become the villan😂

[@puppyhowler]

"that's what -she" he's quoting she because THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[@lindamartinez2690]

Ooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@callmeclick9459]

He got DUMB DUMB JUICE

[@gotchufam2964]

AYYYYY😂

[@paigewilliamson6665]

puppyhowler lol I know how does he not get thay

[@ciaranicole505]

RelievedData159 sameee 😂

[@amiyahlove8856]

He said “ I didn’t know y’all could do hashtags now y’all can do emojis and my HEAD IS STILL BALD”😂😂

[@nyny5800]

That had me dead😂😂😂this dudes hilarious 🤣 I swear this is one of my favourite KZbinrs now👏😂

[@rileyanderson5381]

*violently and angrily slaps head*

[@linksmith1057]

My senior quote was, "I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned."

[@ivyscott8410]

Thankyou for making my day

[@infernooverdrive]

That's perfect

[@LIAuNXeNON]

Hey why you gota question the chicken he Just wanted to off himself

[@joyj6793]

Link Smith mine is taste the rainbow

[@YoungKim-mz6jp]

"If the store is 30 miles away and my dad drove at a constant speed of 60 mph, why has he not come back in 18 years?"

[@anyciaotey4177]

I can't say what I can't say 'cause I can't say it bro let me know when u figure it out bc me and my mom been wondering!

[@applepie3083]

He couldn't find the right milk He'll be back sometime. Or someone will find the right milk

[@420-t8s]

Mine went to the store a few months before I was born to get the necessary items to raise a baby, 17 years later we are still waiting for him to come back.

[@zafool4997]

He got in an horrible accident and died

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@zafool4997 Damn. 😭

[@annarainexo]

My senior quote was “I’ve spent four years wondering how to get to class on time”😂

[@rainbowkiddo1446]

girl ME FUCKING TOO but i graduated last year and my school doesnt do quotes

[@lakeishahall1401]

I think we are twins?😂😂😂

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Lol, get a clock.

[@kittydemonoverkill]

Even better, get an alarm clock.

[@caitlynrham2256]

I graduated in 2018 and mine was FISH (f*** it s*** happens) I’m surprised I got away with it.

[@sdnvibes]

My quote would be “my grades are worse then Alonzo’s hair line. And that’s sayin something.”

[@marrymeyumeko3347]

I like ur larray pic

[@bossjay5641]

Lol

[@tanjirosnevaeh4808]

“That’s what” -she THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[@Rafael-ku1vx]

OOOOOOOOOHHH

[@mischamachowski9115]

That’s what she said from the office

[@timothywyatt3269]

@Jayli Pope he must have never been exposed to the realm we call the land of dark/fucked up jokes.

[@maewastooshort1641]

LIKE THE DALILAH THING

[@charismw2319]

I got it half way through. No idea how he didn’t get it. Lol

[@fatmakhalil1048]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why they call it present" is a qoutes from Kung Fu Panda said by master Oogway so he's probably not a teacher's pet. He's just a fan of Kung Fu Panda

[@maryamtall4468]

Exactly I was so happy when I read that and the fact that he didn't get it......

[@ladyi7609]

No it's not; a radio show host coined that quote a long time before Kung Fu Panda was a thing; I know because I heard this on the radio show back in the late 1990s, long before Kung Fu Panda even existed. The only thing I remember about this radio show is that it was a talk show and it was on the AM dial.

[@imanmohamed5438]

Exactly it’s disappointing to see that not every knows where it’s from. They don’t understand the power of the dragon warrior

[@liveypyle552]

My Asian friend has a senior brother. And FOR HIS SENIOR QUOTE, HE SAID, “I’ve got the Asian persuasion.”

[@jacquelynhudson5475]

😄

[@josiedavis5994]

I KNOW WHERE THATS FROM😂

[@radioactive_baby]

My "senior quote" was "My sneeze is loud and I almost killed someone because of it." Or along those lines. I'm still trying to find my yearbook. I lost it that fast. I graduated last year.

[@maryh7817]

"Our parents had sex the same year" I get😂😂😂...in order for them all to graduate a the same time!

[@maebell1639]

Sometimes I wish I could just sit with him behind the camera to explain things

[@hayleighearls3638]

Me to bro

[@dianageist7210]

Same! 😂😂

[@dwcavileer]

bet

[@lorelaisweetness2225]

Same

[@gigglemeblahblah3266]

MaeBell16 i felt this... indeed sis indeed.

[@hannahslifestyle1087]

For the girl named “Delilah”, her quote makes perfect sense, because there is a song that is called “Delilah” and the first line of the song goes... “Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?”

[@cheyenneking735]

Thank you for understanding

[@MrJamiesilaban]

Ooh...

[@yelljal2764]

My cousins name is delilah and hates this song for that very reason.

[@hannahslifestyle1087]

@@yelljal2764 🤣

[@Photo0021]

Funny, I found that song a few hours ago.

[@TheKelliegreen7774]

My daughter's senior quote "It was nice knowing half of ya'll" Such a smartass like her mama.

[@mandyberry2500]

You have raised her well

[@Babu_Deus]

Except it's y'all not ya'll

[@cambriaj516]

I don’t get it

[@이은지-l6h6t]

Oh god I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ImJayyFr]

4:42 , you missed the joke Alonzo. He stated “100 Character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.” He ended with “ru” because it’s supposed to say “rules”.... he ran out of characters..

[@kikibigbangfan3540]

Thank you , I was going to say that too 😀

[@rae601]

I counted 92 characters including spaces and about 80 no spaces...

[@haleyf2573]

@@rae601 sh child, tis a joke

[@namebanana2992]

He also missed the Plain White T’s reference

[@Imperfect21Angel]

That and “that’s what” -she.. meaning that’s what she said.

[@Offdazoinkys4]

My quote “Lifes a bowl of soup, and I’m the fork”

[@wescollins2981]

That's good. Story of my life

[@nick_williams381]

Mine was " hEy tHerE sIstErS" I'm not lying I literally put this 😂😂😂

[@dabmaster6763]

Can i use that? Hahah

[@shreyanair6586]

Are you an ARMY💜..... ?

[@Ironicchronicanxiety]

I love your quote!

[@some.random.person.6238]

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City"- hey there Delilah

[@austinroos1051]

I'm not the only who got that thank God

[@wafflebean9828]

Ikr

[@sydneyadelaide1635]

15:15

[@harm_123]

I was thinking of the video that conor maynard did with his sister and thats the only reason i got it

[@bridgelund]

its plain white tees

[@gabelykins2165]

Who else under stood “That’s what she-“

[@handyman1047]

I don’t know why he didn’t understand

[@gabelykins2165]

;;; same

[@sundayvoraraj5616]

She said

[@savannahbanana79]

Gabe Lykins thats what she said

[@sarcasm_incarnate_3263]

Gabe Lykins 🙋‍♀️ me

[@alee7000]

Jojo Siwa: No one’s hairline can beat mine Alonzo: hold my dictionary

[@LifewTiink]

yooooooo i rollinggg.

[@Qu3nDisaster]

Alejandra Munoz Morales 😂

[@GeeCaponeex]

Lmfaoooo

[@Prettyazullynn]

Someone at my school quoted: “My teacher always said keep your eyes on your own paper but little did she know I wasn’t cheating, I just just cross-eye”

[@staceyj3667]

😄😁😆

[@sal7958]

Mine would be "part time human, full time disappointment"

[@user-ih2tx5fu6o]

I want mine to be Na Jaemins coffee order, Venti iced Americano with 8 shots of espresso is what got me through highschool

[@GingerRACING21]

I feel that

[@child-of-madness]

My quote would be, "What Is It That You Think You Remember?" Or perhaps, "Will You Join Us In Our Next Act?" Leave them with a final mystery that they can't solve...

[@katiesanford8323]

My senior quote: “sticks and stones may break my bones, but student loans will hurt me!” Graduating this Saturday!!!!!! #classof2019!!!!

[@ghostiegames1979]

Pleas make this your quote then link it to him

[@bradleybowman9956]

May break*

[@lindaloreign9346]

#ClassOf2019!!! Graduating on June 7!!

[@keepingupwithjay9663]

Congrats!!

[@kaitlynm4863]

Katie Sanford CONGRATULATIONS OMG GRADUATING NEXT WEEK SATURDAY FOR ME

[@racheldisk4812]

"Goodbye y'all! I'll rememeber you all in therapy!" -Plankton, Spongebob.

[@ritabruns7576]

Omg pleas dooooo ittttttt

[@racheldisk4812]

@@ritabruns7576 I will! Thank you!

[@charismw2319]

That was my quote in highschool lol

[@Avnirvana1]

No joke, this was someone I graduated with’s quote

[@racheldisk4812]

@@Avnirvana1 Really? Awesome!

[@abigail-ls5pp]

Persons Name: Delilah "No I don't know what it's like in New York City." That was 👌👌👌

[@abigail-ls5pp]

What?

[@faithmorgan9158]

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City

[@koenigsegggamer2486]

Faith Morgan that song right?

[@faithmorgan9158]

@@koenigsegggamer2486 hm?

[@ScienceLab7]

Tonight you look so PRETTY

[@shadowstartimberwolf5336]

My quote would be "When I die, I want to be a rock in my next life" -Min Yoongi

[@sissy2608]

SAME! 😂💜

[@rachelpushpa6261]

Sssssssss💜💜💜

[@sakuramochi_games.officialVT]

SAME

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

I get it

[@frenzyvega8727]

I was planning to put this on my senior quote... "Get a dictionary." -Alonzo Lerone.

[@lonewolfmorgan]

Spell it wrong for the hell of it

[@idontusethis1101]

“get a ditionury”

[@frenzyvega8727]

Had I'd spell it wrong, it would take twelve hours with this shitty ass iPad I got, it's an old model.

[@maeltakano1987]

Everytime he doesn’t understand something I want to explain it to him but I can’t and it breaks my heart 😭

[@sisterjimin-ahshalallifegu8211]

Mael Takano omg meeeee😂😂😂😂😩

[@Its_leigha]

Same

[@edisonthethird]

Mael Takano SAMEEEEE

[@creepypastalover5001]

Same. Especially when he saw the quote about the song "Hey There Delilah"😢😛

[@Its_leigha]

Creepypasta Lover OMG YES I SCREAMED AND WAS LIKE NOOOO

[@Ky-uf7wt]

Graduating senior here. My senior quote matches every senior's mood: "Not only was I stressed, I was also big depressed." Yes, that made it in, no, I don't regret it. 😂 Edit: I am now a graduate. 🎓 🎉 Also, sweet lord, I didn't expect this many likes for this stupid thing, lol.

[@gotchufam2964]

Nice poem 😁

[@tysonwilliamson4156]

I'm a senior this year as well, and yeah that sums up 2019's class lol

[@lindaloreign9346]

HELL YEAH! I’m a Senior too!!

[@juliefenicle1940]

"It's better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it."

[@ThatGuy21872]

Dafaq?

[@pauljoyner4338]

My Dad said that exact same thing any time he belched.

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@pauljoyner4338 dads are weird

[@pauljoyner4338]

@@ThatGuy21872 Yes they can be and then that time comes when his male children realize they have turned into him. Lol. Miss you Dad. R.I.P.

[@ThatGuy21872]

@@pauljoyner4338 can confirm becoming a miniature dad

[@aliyahpartap2322]

“Our parents had sex the same year so that awesome” THEY ALL GRADUATED TOGETHER M,Same age etc 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@nairen5930]

thank u omg i automatically got that when i read it

[@operaticwind7113]

But I don’t get it because some of my friends will graduate when there 18 turning 19 the year they graduate but I’ll be 17 turning 18 it’s not true

[@Nikkiashipp218]

@@operaticwind7113 most is tho if u look on average in your grade most is probably the same age. I'm fucking 19 when i graduate but my class mates are mostly gonna be 17-18.......fucking hate being class of 2024

[@earthchan8544]

I love this... My senior quote: “It’s what the inside that matters. For example, a refrigerator.”

[@petitelarceny6719]

What??? Lol

[@mastercoble241]

"what's ON the" Otherwise it doesn't make sense.

[@SherylAnneTBien]

4:48 the guy meant "by these rules". That's why they have a character limit in their quotes.

[@mmmunoz9373]

Sheryl Anne Bien lmao yes

[@cssimps]

Haha, I just saw this part of the video. LOL. Just clueless sometimes. #KINDAFRUSTRATING #KINDAHILARIOUS

[@CarlosThadeu]

Sheryl Anne Bien yeah, that and thats what she said, so easy, so simple...

[@animexnokia5542]

"Don't repeat the same mistakes because there are still other mistakes that are worth a try."

[@Rocketfoot7]

Does anyone else sit and scream at their phone screens/computer monitors every time Alonzo misses the blatantly obvious jokes?! 😂 Come on man!

[@Lilly_watermelonsugar]

And the HP related stuff he allways misses too. But yea. Can't know everything

[@kayleigh4969]

Rocketfoot7 MEEE

[@megan123star]

YES THE DELILAH REFERENCE, SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE, AND THE HARRY POTTER ONE IM SCREAMING! SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME POP CULTURE

[@tjlee2015]

@@megan123star to be fair only reason I know hey there Delilah is because I was in chorus in middle school and we sang that song.

[@kendalllowery1420]

Rocketfoot7 me! I’m over here in my room yelling at my screen because he says he doing get even though I probably got it before I even read the quote!

[@andsprite3034]

"...We refuse to be constrained by these rules" is what it was alluding to. The joke is he couldn't finish because of the character limit.

[@mackenzienicole3040]

L-Mo the Rollergirl I counted it and it was only 73 Characters

[@fitzie9609]

@@mackenzienicole3040 it goes ome with his joke dude

[@emilyxx6689]

Time Stamp?

[@mackenzienicole3040]

Ya I get it

[@mackenzienicole3040]

Emily Pearce idk

[@abbiemorrison9511]

"Master has given Megan a diploma Megan is freeeeeeee" lol But "Master have given Dobby a sock Dobby is freeeeeeeee" I like that Harry Potter reference 😂😁

[@addysonharris3600]

Mine is gonna be “no Barbie dolls but you were all fake.”

[@Izzy-zk9xp]

Alonzo: *sees emojis* Also Alonzo: *TRIGGERED*

[@ellie.squewith]

Also Alonzo: *HOW AM I STILL BALD?!*

[@cjawesome9386]

6:01 oh come on... “That’s what,” she said. “That’s what” she said. That’s what she said. The Office, Alonzo!

[@HeyyitzAlyssa]

Chris Williams the office didn’t create “that’s what she said” lol

[@cjawesome9386]

HeyyitzAlyssa I never said it was.

[@anniebyers2486]

I still think my gay friends senior quotes were the funniest. “An Apple a day keeps a person away if you throw it hard enough.”

[@ashpedersen4318]

"I'm gonna go get one of those job things" -Rachel Green

[@jiyamaharaj4530]

OMG perfect😂❤️

[@gokittygooo]

WE WERE ON A BREAK

[@popszxzxzxzx5210]

Me: how does Harry Potter go down a hill? Friend: don’t know,how? Me: walking! Friend: HuH? Me: J.K rolling

[@kaydiglawson7767]

This made me actually laugh

[@myshyu1352]

stolen

[@emilyprice505]

I laughed at this for like 20 mins

[@meechicat303]

dad joke right there.

[@veli328]

i.. cackled

[@camilamaldonado7249]

15:41 Her name is Delilah “Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City” 😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@lamas.alejandra]

Min Yoongi i love that song 😂😂

[@shayleestowell57]

🎵"Im a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty" 🎶

[@brazzy4siyah171]

Shaylee Stowell 🎶Yes u do 🎶

[@lamas.alejandra]

Casiyah BANG!! “Time square can’t shine as bright as you”

[@nicktheswift9618]

TheMikaelsons. Mp4 🎵I swear it’s true🎵

[@inlovewithkenn]

My quote would be: “I’m surprised I even made it in this yearbook”

[@graffitigang7366]

The Voldemort headwrap: In the 1st movie a guy had Voldemort on the back of his head and had a headwrap on

[@superkitkat83]

Arrmaus_Kid _May oh my. I can’t believe he didn’t get that.

[@sarahchauvin3189]

Professor Quirrel...because Voldemort was on the back of his head 👍

[@TheRealMikeWilly]

Sarah Chauvin Art fuck finally someone said his damn name

[@blahblahblah5521]

that also happended in the books.

[@peachlover7265]

you mean Professor Quirrel. Not just a guy and it was in the book too

[@robynleblanc9675]

My senior quote was "if any of yall see me after graduation and before the reunion itll be on Jerry springer"

[@SimplyBee_T0G]

15:40 , She is mocking a song that people must've teased her with called Delilah. The lyrics are: "Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York city?"

[@frankieross8079]

To answer the senior quote question Alonzo, mine would probably be “someday, I’m gonna regret not enjoying my time here, but that day ain’t today!!”

[@ToothlessFan-dh4lr]

“I googled that word.” That was so funny as hell. Prepossessing means attractive. I used Siri to find the definition.

[@shamaratavares561]

My senior quote will be My future will be brighter then Alonzo bald head💀💀

[@ezequieladames9610]

XD

[@memeboi8742]

Amara Brown Mine will be “If earth if our home,then is it illegal to sleep on the moon”

[@kyliedickerson1216]

LOL

[@heydood9870]

Lmaooo you wrong for that💀😂

[@miagarcia1915]

"That's what" -she said. And "hey there Delilah what's in like in New York city?"

[@songbird_originals]

"No i dont know what its like in New York City." Alonzo: What!? No one asked! *Her name is Delilah*

[@elisesedits2289]

15:36 LMAO SOMEONE QUOTED CASTIEL FROM SUPERNATURAL I- 👏🏻😂 The Supernatural fandom really is everywhere!

[@abbyphillips9433]

This is true.

[@emavanekova8843]

YES

[@angelwinchester7406]

elise’s edits If the Supernatural fandom wasn’t everywhere what else would we have?

[@lovelyflower1313]

elise’s edits we legit have a meme for EVERY situation and I love it!

[@angelwinchester7406]

Katriti RIGHT?!

[@psychoalien6798]

Delilahs quote is a song lol its goes "hey there delilah what's it like in new York city, I'm a thousand miles away but tonight you look so pretty yes you do"

[@kevinly2219]

psycho alien I deadass saw this when he read it.

[@psychoalien6798]

@@kevinly2219 lmao I couldn't resist. 🙂😁

[@jgrasso1219]

"That's what" - She meant that's what she said

[@lifewit_mike]

Joeythepatsfan 😂😂😂😂I thought I was the only one that understood

[@Laineyphillips06]

I was literally gonna use that for my senior quote but someone beat me.

[@petitelarceny6719]

Go Patriots!!!!

[@dbproductions2043]

Joeythepatsfan I imedeatly got that joke and I think I'm a bad person 😂

[@nia9629]

Ikr 😂

[@hypnoticsdraws9537]

IN my yearbook, a senior wrote for their senior quote: "LOL tbh idk xoxo bye" And another wrote: "Anything for Salina!" And then there was one who wrote: "There is no Joy without coffee." LOL

[@neeltjeschmidt]

A student in my yearbook had the name Dick and he put “it’s not just my name, it’s who I am” let me tell, you I cackled 😂

[@kv1moon]

My Senior Quote : "Wow, You graduated? I guess they'll give anyone a diploma - My Mom"

[@Cassxowary]

Kam McGhee if she’s not abusive like that then you shouldn’t say that!

[@isaiahharrell6414]

I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I DIED.

[@saulramirez1093]

That’s what my friend had said, and then the next year she didn’t graduate She was salty about it

[@kv1moon]

@@isaiahharrell6414 😂😂

[@kv1moon]

@@saulramirez1093 Well dang💀😂

[@mariahalaniz5085]

My senior quote was “get a dictionary”-Alonzo Lerone IM NOT KIDDING IM SUPRISED THEY PUT IT IN THE YEARBOOK😂😂

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

Mine was a star wars quote everyone in my senior year placed a bet on my quote

[@morganneptun2692]

I wanna put mine as "INFIRES, MAN! YEAH!" -Min Yoongi

[@doukyuuseilol6928]

I put mines as 'listen and repeat session 1. PARDON??'

[@YACHI0000]

1:46 "...And finally my fingers because I could always count on them." That actually made me groan lol

[@Jessica_25]

The quote that ended in “ru” was supposed to finish with the word “rules,” but since there was a character limit, he was cut off, so he was constrained by the very rules he said couldn’t stop him.

[@BoboFattt]

"That's what" -she: the meaning of this is a play on the phrase "that's what she said" commonly used after sexual comments. The words that's what, were said by she so technically "that's what" is what "she" said lol. I hope this makes sense because I'm very stoned

[@bstanford6172]

That was amazingly explained by a person who is stoned lol. It made perfect sense to me and I don't even do drugs!

[@BoboFattt]

@@bstanford6172 hahah thanks man. In glad I could help out 21 people

[@thema1998]

@@BoboFattt Now you've helped out 33 people.

[@BoboFattt]

@@thema1998 well shit. You are too kind. As well as the other 32. But no more likes please it would be embarrassing to have to change my response again. I'm just a city boy. After all. Born and raised in south Detroit. Plus I wont have time to respond. I have a midnight train to catch.

[@awes0megamingnetw0rk]

@@bstanford6172 I was stoned af watching that part and I still understood it

[@TimberNightSong]

"I believe we exceed expectations by showing up" ~ Fred and George Weasley.

[@Brian-Fitz]

I would like this but there are 69 likes do I'll comment instead. Nice

[@Brian-Fitz]

I would like this but there are 69 likes so I'll leave a comment instead. Nice

[@shakeirasolomon5729]

7:47 " All I've been doing is EATING, EATING, EATING AND EATING" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everyone had said this

[@mol3819]

Loooool

[@pradnyaparamitamilich1352]

my senior quote was, "you were today years old when you learned goats have accents. nothing will ever be the same now that you know they can't understand goats from other countries because of their accents." i can't believe the character limit for my school's senior quote is 100,000 characters. wHO wILL hAVE tHAT mANY cHARACTERS iN tHEIR qUOTE!?

[@SimonSNB]

4:49 the joke is that he got cut off by the very character limit that he was complaining about 5:59 the joke is "that's what she said"

[@colelogan1242]

I love Alonzo, but sometimes the most obvious things just go right over his head.

[@kspencerks83]

I got it lol and the last of it isn't are you it's the beginning of the word rules

[@TheJadeFist]

"No" - Rosa Parks, i'm pretty sure at least once in her life she's said that line, so it checks out.

[@boy-xu3sv]

TheJadeFist I highly doubt it

[@lizhill2333]

'Better to fart and bear the shame than keep it in and bear the pain'. Is that the quote you wanted? lol

[@ryanbeals5979]

Liz Hill there's also "why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it"

[@potmeetkettle]

Yoo that's nasty as hecc 🤢

[@TheD1V1NE]

Bare*

[@Tooter1973]

No she is correct it’s bear the pain 😀

[@TheD1V1NE]

@@Tooter1973 yeah, just looked it up, sorry

[@Jupiter-rg3ei]

My senior quote would be “my grades are worse than Jojo Siwa’s hairline”

[@gerardwayseyelash]

😭😭😭

[@cubbykid]

"Hey there Delilah whats it like in New York City" is what Delilah was reffering to 😂

[@sacredf8]

I swear to god, I heard that quote from a channel I watch lol

[@CreatEr1n]

@@sacredf8 It's from the song Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's

[@katiebug8463]

“That’s what” - she = That’s what she said 😂 Smarttt

[@userjkp342]

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in new your city? I’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty. That’s what she said. / “That’s what”-she You really need to update your Harry Potter knowledge :((( in the first book Voldemort is on the back of professor quirrell’s head underneath his turban hiding for most of the book.

[@queenfufu4305]

Nola Grace That quote made me listen this song

[@starseekerbri]

I love that song!

[@bloodysloths]

Yeess! Another Potterhead

[@Wikkell]

Nola Grace he needs to update all of his basic internet knowledge.

[@jaceyklinesmith9424]

I’m glad someone gets me 😂

[@rockcandyisbestcandyforall]

“Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly. Every African kid ever” As a African American kid, this is relatable

[@keepingupwithkaitlyn35]

Jasmine Mitchell “Please Accept This Sandwich as a gesture Of Solidarity.” - Castiel Supernatural yall!!!!!!!

[@carmensullivan5338]

I'm a Angel of the Lord.........

[@Kailey00]

Me: Oh my God supernatural Cas: I'm not god I'm Castiel

[@KeltiKyrie]

I found a liquor store and I drank it.

[@kyla7720]

YES

[@ashs.5311]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY THAT UNDERSTOOD!!!

[@youwontsubtome9858]

“Sometimes when my neighbors aren’t home, I go into their garden and pretend I’m a carrot” 👌 I approve 😂

[@MariaAguilar-zz1gf]

I love how the internet if filled with James and tati problems and Alonzo is here reacting to senior quites.....much love tho❤🤗

[@gillianwills9049]

The Tati-James drama is literally THEIR issue...

[@rileigh5642]

Gillian Wills I think Maria was trying to say how uninterested Alonzo is in other ppls drama and is just living life and how amazing that is 😁

[@MariaAguilar-zz1gf]

@@rileigh5642 yesss

[@woman4220]

"Friends are like snowflakes, when you pee on them, they disappear." Or "Friends are like bananas, when you peel their skin off, and eat them, they die."

[@anonymouswolf6359]

15:51 Her name was Delilah “Hey there Delilah what’s it like in New York City”

[@timtams2590]

My senior quote would be “ When I die, I want to be compressed into the shape of a crayon. “

[@arti_mie7679]

😂

[@tasha4455]

💀💀💀💀 his tantrums for wanting Taco Bell and candy took me out. 😂😂😂😂

[@lovefor1god]

You look good bald! Also my senior quote would be: “They told me that I could be anything I wanted to be but said I needed an education first. I just wanted be a mermaid.”

[@cieliona]

Mine is going to be “who on earth is Delilah, and what the hell is going on in New York City?!”

[@Krinny.M]

Do you no why she had that quote? It's the song 'Hey there Delilah'

[@plainoldcereal9409]

Karinda Martin r/whooosh

[@Saturn_ringgg]

My senior quote. " hi welcome to chilies. " Yes this is my real quote.

[@mariahmoya4071]

You are great : )

[@ericaarrington4588]

That was Motivational.

[@Dreabeautyparadise]

My senior quote was “throw the whole school away, try again next year”

[@sinisterdemon4395]

Alexander “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present” That’s from Kung Fu Panda so don’t think that kid is the brightest

[@1984nique]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ultimatellama757]

11:30 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why we call it the present. -Oogway Kung Fu Panda

[@cloverskull6667]

My senior quote: "Why the fuck are there more sauces in the fridge door than actual food in the house?"

[@PolyBiBadger]

cloverskull101 you were allowed to say fuck? Lucky you 😂

[@evantindle1512]

Why are there so many sauces in the fridge door?

[@mesha551]

Not sure If you already got this, but 6:02 is "that's what she said" 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♂️lol

[@idontusethis1101]

and it makes it better, since his name has “jones” in it.

[@lachlankay5285]

Mine would be, “I can’t tell if I’m gay, dead, or gay for death itself”

[@zxhrxashe-her1999]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

Do you mean Sara Lance

[@CivilizedWarrior]

Dark

[@karenoskarsdottir5770]

"taco bell now i want taco bell" "now i want candy" i think he is on his period (cravings) or he's just pregnant, i think he is

[@heavenbroker3517]

Or he's high??

[@christinascott4661]

@@heavenbroker3517 or drunk

[@heavenbroker3517]

@@christinascott4661 or that 😁😁😁

[@litterbugcrushingpatrol7133]

Woooooooow

[@barrelqueen5675]

THEY QUOTED SUPERNATURAL!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.

[@lightbrownwolf7]

Barrel Queen yaaaasss another fan!!

[@xdinarymf9590]

SAME!!!!! ❤

[@klillym1461]

:D

[@lexijohnson2481]

When he said “who asked you?” To Delilah’s senior quote my heart stopped for a second.🤣😭 how can you not know that reference?

[@shelbylitterst8475]

Same

[@tornadowolfdakota2234]

Lexi Johnson it’s such an obvious reference that I started singing it. Then Alonzo just goes and breaks my heart

[@sakura_1717]

5:39 the quote means "that's what she said"

[@kenarmstrong227]

My senior quote: *when life ain’t going right go left*

[@marzdizzle8093]

KJ Armstrong good quote my dude

[@starbyx7370]

Harry Potter - Voldemort was in Quirrell’s turban.

[@sethstahr7129]

Someone but me understood that

[@chloe-yv4ro]

finally someone got it

[@starbyx7370]

I’m the biggest Harry Potter fan in my area. I’m a slytherin and Gryffindor. Kinda craziness in my case.

[@Alex-13134]

Honestly tho I’ve been getting obsessed with it again and it’s a problem

[@charismw2319]

I posted about it just now. I also mentioned what a muggle is since that is a reoccurring issue for him lol

[@Ar7ifur]

That whole “we aren’t related” thing couldn’t work at my school because we have a whole two and a half pages dedicated to Nguyens 😂😅

[@gabibrathwaite2139]

Yasmeen Serphal we have that but with Rivera

[@gracichandler8113]

lmaoooo

[@Star-vf8vz]

The answer is simple; write a short poem of 60~ words, and have one word for each Nguyen.

[@emilynguyen8527]

I’m a Nguyen

[@vickyrnbishop98]

Really? I have NEVER heard of that surname before

[@zaylaphone]

5:25 LMAO ITS A QUOTE FROM SIZTEEN CANDLES- OMG MY HEART