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[@Kilo-sz4ch]

“You dad just died” “ *Took him long enough he’s been buried since 1994* “ Bruh 💀

[@TrelliessRose]

"Y'all hiring?" made me laugh out loud! 🤣

[@KajiUnionOffical]

Lol. Btw I ruined the 69 likes

[@plebthepebble3877]

lmao

[@TrelliessRose]

@@KajiUnionOffical It's cool, we're at 169 as of now 😉

[@prachis8969]

Yeah it actually was the laughter bomb for me.... Being so talented person and still not having a job

[@aquaturboproductions1111]

@@TrelliessRose On your way to 569 gl

[@RT5ai]

9:12 Respect, they actually pulled up

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Yeah. Also, how often does it happen that 3 random guys just show up to a little boy's birth and bring gifts? I mean, it's so unlikely, you could totally make a religion out of that.

[@RT5ai]

@@Kartoffelkamm this comment gives off bill wurtz vibes

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@RT5ai Is that the History of the Entire World I Guess guy? Because that was my intention.

[@RT5ai]

@@Kartoffelkamm yep thats the guy

[@donovanabella4533]

fookin dope

[@StefenBruh]

The boys pulling through on the birth of that baby, too much wholesome. Got some role model vibes for sure

[@sovietonion8154]

This should be “How to make new friends tutorial”

[@6a6ey17]

Or destroy friendships.

[@plazxs]

How bout todd

[@CommanderCodyCC]

hacker hacker

[@Phoenixfishart]

Your profile pic is amazing.

[@CommanderCodyCC]

@@Phoenixfishart lmao

[@spetsnazoperator4291]

Me: comments "You're so buff, froggie" Mosquitoes: *_why_* *_do_* *_I_* *_hear_* *_boss_* *_music?_*

[@navinater]

*You’re so buff, froggie*

[@whynot793]

*You're so buff, froggie intensifies.*

[@christiannava5524]

@Cake YOUR SO BUFFFFFFFFFFFF FROGY

[@hiii8832]

You’re so buff, froggie

[@kingsleyo_o]

You’re so buff elder froggie

[@HighOnLife1985]

8:36 This was one of the most heart warming texts I ever saw. Talk about taking a moment you would feel really embarrassed about someone else receiving a message like this, only took a turn for the better.

[@OZARKMOON1960]

Those guys who went to the hospital with gifts are an example of the great people in this world!

[@calebtyler_]

I like how they actually went to the hospital to take pics with the baby

[@toxic_firewolf7520]

true legends

[@toxic_firewolf7520]

Also the part where he said it was 0:51

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Me too. Also, how rare do you think it is that 3 random people show up to a boy's birth and bring gifts?

[@bethyngalw]

@@Kartoffelkamm I'm sad that it's been three whole days and nobody has expressed any appreciation at your comment yet. So here it is.

[@kelf114]

@@Kartoffelkamm Seems to happen every couple thousand years.... 😄

[@The-Omega-Blade]

i lost my sht at the "hello this is dog" with a picture of a dog on a phone

[@LombraOfTwo]

Why you keep your shits?

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@LombraOfTwo you can leave

[@redandroidra8740]

@@LombraOfTwo What

[@zeatu7949]

@@LombraOfTwo asking the real questions

[@LombraOfTwo]

@@zeatu7949 B)

[@jaycepearson4028]

“ Your so buff, Froggie” Mosquitoes: :( Me and froggie: >:)

[@manlikelk8167]

9:12 that’s so cool that they actually went

[@AndreiTupolev]

5:32 is the most poignant romantic short story I think I've ever read

[@tatertots7233]

One word, yes

[@idkanymore4664]

Yep

[@lydiahumes6566]

Aww

[@zay6744]

True

[@MrHoekie74]

WHY YES IT IS!!!!!!

[@avidnoceur]

*"Y-you're so buff, froggie-kun.."* oh my god what am i doing with life

[@jaedaurdaz6998]

K, your life first responsibility and kindness smartness and get a job

[@avidnoceur]

@@jaedaurdaz6998 *_thank you very much kind sir_*

[@avidnoceur]

@@xtermin8torr because i can read and comprehend words

[@avidnoceur]

@@xtermin8torr tbh that's true idk how i understood that 9 months ago

[@unspeakableflame292]

Doing stuff

[@golfbuddy1278]

7:20 Dude I laughed so hard!!!🤣

[@twitchlegacy4340]

“You’re so buff, froggie”. I had too.

[@baconbandit7891]

“You’re so buff, froggie.” Mosquitoes are my nemesis

[@noahlloyd3012]

I'm gonna like this comment and hope that's enough because I really don't want to have that phrase on my internet record 🤣😂

[@unknownhee2437]

"You're so buff, froggie"

[@josiahzentz9897]

You're so buff, froggie Idk, no problems with mosquitoes, just want one of those things.

[@Chummiii_YT]

@Bacon Bandit #dankness you forgot to put #dankness

[@viper9214]

Your so buff froggie I’m legit allergic to them Long die the mosquitoes

[@catfish4445]

Stalin be like: There’s no I in team, but there’s a U in gulag. #dankness

[@virginiomartinez5903]

Hopefully you get featured, you made me laugh for 2 minutes straight. Best of wishes.

[@catfish4445]

Why thank you Galaxy Doggie!

[@O6Sasquatch]

Fking love it

[@kokicha2869]

not and Stalin everyone but not him

[@asprix6354]

But there is *E* in team

[@galvasthehighlordoftheumbr5111]

"You're so buff, froggie." I hate those Mosquitoes. THEY TRY TO EAT MY DAMN TOES.

[@unbentsign7194]

"You're so buff, froggy." - Literally everyone who has traumatic past experiences with mosquitos (so basically everyone)

[@Rd-uy1pz]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls Him: *is evaporated water burnt water*

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

No its evaporated

[@pessoaaleatoria2498]

@@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560 woooosh

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

@@pessoaaleatoria2498 welp i mean i got whooshed? First thing i accomplished

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

I cant fucking resist it i have to say it Thats true

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

@NoobPlayZ 245 ykno i really smell something thats about to get roasted idk?

[@Tiriyule]

1:21 Poor Todd the tater tot didn't deserve that, lmao

[@macaemeia146]

indeed

[@kazeryu4834]

I'd feel more sympathy for him if Elder Scrolls 6 was out already

[@upscaleavenue]

8:30 BEST ONE! 😆 As if anyone would complete a contract killling over text message 😐

[@ozwynreddy5698]

Gta v

[@nomsayin1524]

0:57 shit went from 100 to 0 real quick. Jokes apart, it's actually pretty wholesome and inspiring

[@___axg96___63]

That Cop is a good sport, and the strangers that brought gifts are wholesome

[@shaunkillian287]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that image we got at 0:01

[@MannnyWRLD]

damn man, he dodged them bullets laol

[@rabbitofash5588]

That is Spy cat, code name G.2.1

[@kushatism350]

Mission passed +Respcet Lester: stop

[@LensenMessias]

Stand User: Protector Cat Stand Name: G U N Destructive Power: S Speed: S Range: Infinite Persistence: B Precision: S Development Potential: E, Cause he's already Perfect

[@xeonanims8805]

lmao mah boi be john dic- i mean wick

[@Lynn_2006]

5:54 I wanna join this cult too honestly lmaoo

[@HenrysSpiceofLife]

2:29 This made laugh until I cried

[@DreamyyArt]

I saw u before

[@kimaya.3563]

9:11 legit the sweetest thing I've seen whole year

[@alicetailsxx2434]

“You’re so buff, froggie” #dankness *Playing on my phone* *Hears footsteps* *Turns off phone and pretends to be asleep* *Realizing I live alone*

[@delaylawood9933]

oh shi-

[@mystic_yt-ttv5701]

Dang..

[@-BigJ]

lets get this to 69 likes

[@LtWater]

“You’re so buff froggie”

[@ste.f]

hang on a min-- 😂

[@kirayoshikage1491]

Last one was great, he was so chill about it most would be upset. Good vibe

[@thelaxfromthespace8665]

7:25, some people like to see the world burn.

[@swirlingleaves7481]

omfg, 8:36 is the most wholesome thing ever why is nobody talking abt it?!

[@deformedpenguin5189]

#Dankness Rapist: Attempts to kidnap women Woman: Coughs and tells him shes from Wuhan *Modern problems requires modern solution*

[@xfrost5922]

Lmao good meme but i think he's going to get demonetised if je chooses it

[@tristanpowell4454]

Yes

[@darrentoh9976]

Actually taken from a news report

[@thecheeseman4296]

me: you ate my cat I’m going to eat you

[@frenchtoast312]

Kolwalski, analysis

[@AuralCraftProduction]

This the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thank you & bless you

[@unfairtrade929]

"You're so buff, froggie" Please grant me your blessing battletoad, I REALLY need it

[@jjggeug2993]

Me opens a can of tuna. All the cats at fake Tina’s place: 🌚🌝

[@IceyWolf-ie3mg]

"you're so buff, frogge." Mosquitos: ಠ_ಠ

[@tahiti1901]

Im too lazy to comment this on my own so I hope this works

[@amberseaberry9815]

@@tahiti1901 mood

[@Morps591]

You are the bug buff chedo puff froggo. I hate dang mosquitoes

[@Tat199]

"you're so buff, frogge." "you're so buff, frogge."

[@manaensinutsiel7867]

You're so buff, froggie.

[@ethereal_taytay]

2:45 Can we get an F in the chat for both the people in the gc who had to be on the receiving end of that awkward situation and the person who sent that xD

[@infernoc3310]

You’re so buff, froggie. I NEED THIS!

[@flimp8020]

#dankness Girls Getting Sad They Didn’t Get A Compliment 5 Seconds Ago : *Crying* Boys Remembering A Compliment from 6 years Ago: Hey I remember this one! It’s a Classic. Edit: if you’re diggity darn offended then diggity damn ignore this comment.

[@zahiragonzalez808]

Nah, I'm a girl and I always remember compliments.

[@Thedeadingwalk]

I'm a girl I hate compliments and I remember mine

[@flimp8020]

well , memeing here just went like burt ward's career..

[@januarygutterlump207]

Totally Cloudy 😂😂I’m sure your a great person

[@paintitcrazyhahahahah5285]

Nice profile

[@realquadmoo]

I don’t know why but when the guy was like “I thought you had the baby?” And the other person was like “WHAT??” I was just cracking up

[@cookiecat8827]

2:30 I snorted so hard, 'cause of how funny it was, it hurt my throat XD

[@ezraornstein3983]

You’re so buff, froggie. DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE BUFF FROGGOS

[@zoegutierrez695]

#dankness I remember the old days where I could bring a dollar to the store and get, 5 chocolate bars, 10 bags of chips, and one sketchpad. But nowadays they got cameras everywhere :p

[@zamasuyen-_-9037]

Tem

[@TropaSoy_]

Wtf man ._.

[@progamerbufovi]

hold up

[@diavolo5137]

Hol up a minute

[@forzaly6547]

Hol’ up

[@_._faerie_._]

You’re so buff, froggie I can’t believe I just said that. But if it’s to keep those damn pesky mosquitoes away, I’ll do anything.

[@necromancererror5442]

LoL i root for you man

[@maxseals4827]

Lol

[@lesliverspy3095]

I know right

[@exuberantAndroid]

Move to Iceland they have no mosquitoes

[@Hitmonbear]

Why not wasps

[@penelope_macdougall]

6:14 That was too funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm going to send that to random number🤣

[@reznovvazileski3193]

2:46 lmfao my exact reaction to the thumbnail this :') " Oh man I'm more worried about the notion that there's a right person" :')

[@gorgilos1]

Me: *Liking this video and subscribing, just to get a cat as personal security, then sell my alarm system* Also me: STONKS

[@RhythmEchoXD]

STONKS

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

Man i wanna text a random person and say we dont know eachother, and then when they say “who u, wrong number” i’d be like: *very good...*

[@PhantomCrossStudios]

9:05 Probably the coolest wrong number text ever.

[@tnt_jules]

you're so buff froggie please i need this so badly

[@WinterWolfPlayz]

#dankness Nobody: Absolutely nobody: A band at home: *Plays loud ass music.*

[@juangalicia6990]

I liked the comment 🙂

[@busterthelab5690]

Duck Duck did I ask?

[@dray5462]

@@busterthelab5690 did anyone ask for your opinion

[@santhepoopyfard]

BusterTheLab Did anyone ask you to exist?

[@dray5462]

@@santhepoopyfard thank you

[@electroeel148]

2:43 Him: Who's the right person!? Me: Regardless, message received.

[@lukaszepesi]

You're so buff, froggie!!!!! I can really use that mosquito protection :P

[@nicklatino7157]

I agree with the person on the right hand side about the dad dying at about 8:12

[@darkspark477]

YOUR SO BUFF, FROGGIE ( Anything to get rid of mosquitoes )

[@annaw4823]

*dO i LoOk LiKe A jEsSiCa To YoU* lmaoooo

[@abbyhoaglin5006]

I had one once when I got my new number of a son who would send his deceased father's number messages to try and cope. I believe I nearly gave him a heart attack when I finally responded

[@Lichant]

8:07 you know, he's right in this

[@Dead.cool107]

Midoriya: Man I wanna watch some memes rn Mirio peeps through wall: Its MEMELLION TIME ALSO Midoriya: *screams

[@cheesydelphox1552]

He can’t peep. *_Not anymore._*

[@murp556]

CheesyDelphox fucking hell man.

[@regularguy2653]

2:42 Me when I have had enough losing at blay- blades:

[@MuhammadAli-qh8tg]

Gotta be honest, it is a pretty epic picture for what it is

[@erichanastacio9695]

Voltes V: Super Electro Magnetic TOP!!!!

[@legobrick1356]

I was crying after that one, even though I've seen it before! Just the absurdity of the threat itself is enough, but then the other person says "Who the hell is the right person?!" and I'm just trying not to laugh hysterically throughout the whole house in the middle of the night! ...although if were talking Beyblades that _are_ a threat, ripping one of the Metal Saga beys (Ginga's Pegasus, Ryuga's LDrago, and especially Synchrome beys from Shogun Steel) definitely do hurt (I mean, you have a decently sized chunk of metal with varying sharpness flying at you at high rotational speed...that shit's gonna hurt)

[@thatfreezydude7498]

You're so buff, froggie. I need this

[@pump_gaming2950]

#dankness This is the first vid Ive watched from ur channel and I'm hooked

[@francescabusuttil4952]

#dankness My friend: I'm so ugly Me: Yes, you are Friend: gets angry Me: what you admitted it yourself I'm only agreeing🤷

[@kakazex1345]

@Sable Dt dang lol 😂 😂😂😂

[@Thedeadingwalk]

"*good morning Angelica*" Me: ELIZA AND PEGGY

[@breezeclaw2349]

*AND PEGGY*

[@gabrielgarrett5145]

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

[@macaronweasley8100]

IVE FOUND MY SPECIES

[@misschanandlerbong753]

PeGgY

[@rosykindbunny1313]

You're so buff, froggy. Also, that one with the baby birth is so sweet!

[@twodram]

You’re so buff, froggy. What a lad.

[@JayIsOkay420]

"You're so buff, froggie"

[@notcvas]

People: “Fun Fact: You haven’t finished the video yet.” Me watching in x2 speed: “I like your funny words magic man.”

[@296jacqi]

9:11 So cool they actually showed up! Omg, I love it!

[@marvingonzalez926]

Now, THAT is something worth selling your soul for: "You're so buff, froggie!"

[@thecharacterplushcrew6213]

Friend:get sick and gets Corona virus Friends mom: ThOsE DaMn PhOnEs

[@bread3767]

Me and everyone else who commented this: "You're so buff, froggie" Mosquitoes: **confused screaming**

[@wyattroth5436]

That frogg boi buffffff doe

[@Meh-hr7gq]

You’re so buff Froggy! This better work, I got hella mosquitos over here!

[@SumRandomDewd]

"Do I look like a Jessica?" His face made me laugh.

[@rukouJJ]

0:48 she didn’t figure it out in 3 minutes she just hopped into google lol

[@Mr.Classic287]

“You’ve been visit3 by a battletoad” I laughed so fcking hard at that.

[@BlackkRiot]

the one with the newborn baby at the hospital was awesome!!

[@hogsboots7454]

"You're so buff, froggie" Mosquito: WHO THE F*CK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?!

[@gr11m94]

2:47 “I need..... I need....” “what do you need?” “Unsee juice”

[@glueisjustbonelesstape106]

I need that too

[@ateyourchips1164]

I have never wanted to be blind more than now

[@ateyourchips1164]

Nvm it worked

[@user-zc2fw9jq9o]

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[@br34dyt]

Maou Uchiha I would like to purchase *ULTIMATE BLEACH*

[@eriicy9213]

Me: Comments ''You're so buff, froggie'' Mosquitoes: *Something is wrong i can feel it*

[@claymashun5637]

You're so buff froggy! I live in the South and mosquitos are a real problem I need all the help I can get.

[@Mooshroom-mx7ny]

your so buff froggie ( also love the lemmilion pic )

[@lordseafood]

Me: sees video Some random girl that’s probably older than me: sends a message thinking that I’m her bf and saying that I cheated on her Me: I’ve never met this woman in my life

[@Sovereign_of_hell]

0:01 can that cat protect me in Corona virus?

[@fishyfish201]

Baby spiders keep crawling into my bed and neither of us can do anything because they're fangs are to small to bite me and they just keep disappearing and reappearing on my face.

[@countrybumpkinx2]

9:45 when froggie stronger then your internet connection

[@yrl_demxn690]

#Dankness Me:calls the wrong person 1 minute later:your nickname has been changed to "block"

[@projectrealz]

#dankness Gf: come over Me: why Gf: my parents aren’t home Me: no that’s illegal Gf: wait no that’s illegal

[@catcat1088]

PokeLoves - Roblox what

[@banhee6839]

CatCat! Y e s

[@catcat1088]

• Strxger • N o

[@devyndev0o]

Your so buff froggy these mosquitoes bean messin me up lately

[@ronaldmcdonald3340]

“Still me man sorry” 😂😂😂😂

[@Azekial871]

"You're so buff froggie" the only reason I did it is because my sis is allergic to mosquitos

[@mista9510]

awh I feel sorry for her :

[@oofedultra]

Tuff man

[@baddude9808]

ask her to comment

[@zinc3067]

no one: the guy sending naruto fanfiction: *guess i have to go die now*

[@cheesydelphox1552]

That was the funniest one tho

[@tendouii.]

But they never finished the fan fiction like What happened next tho 💀💀💀

[@mysta2227]

That part is on while I read this comment lol

[@zamasuyen-_-9037]

Yep

[@cathoodiegirl4118]

I scrambled to lower my phone Volume when that part came up so my Housemates wouldn't think I was listening to weird Narrated Fanfiction smut while Cooking dinner. Jfc

[@KellBear-zu6lw]

Listening to the voice saying these things is making me crack up more than the actual texts. Almost spit out my chips when he said vagina

[@myyoutubeexperiencewatchli6637]

You're so buff, froggie I definitely need that protection

[@sundrop3110]

#dankness When u wanna cosplay as eri but people says she’s a child: 👁👄👁

[@superallstar3916]

My hero academia?

[@violetinpurple]

Super Allstar Yup!

[@sundrop3110]

X4TERUMI From my hero academia. From a show!

[@kioexclusive]

X4TERUMI it’s an anime

[@lydiaandre3952]

I literally love Eri so much❤️

[@krok_zilla6448]

#dankness Me and the boys in WW3: Teammate: Why are you switching armor in the middle of battle? Finish the one your wearing first. Me, an Apex Legends player: You simply wouldn’t understand.

[@fish7334]

The Apex got me there LOOL

[@krok_zilla6448]

Please, Memilian, er, I mean Senpai, NOTICE ME.

[@thanosthegrape8642]

Make sure you’re in the clear before switching armor and looting

[@krok_zilla6448]

Good idea, I’ll tell my teammate that too

[@lovely_bitch1532]

"You're so buff froggie" Now keep off my feet and ankles mosquitoes

[@madzeille]

You're so buff frogie. Hahahaha now I'm immortal