His little laughs to himself are endearing like "I can't believe I'm getting away with this.😄
@user-nq7eg9in8g2 жыл бұрын
especially the smirk at 3:29 🤣
@TheTralfaz8 ай бұрын
his Judy Dench CATS joke at the golden globes is priceless
@wds52511 ай бұрын
3:28 when a shock wave hits the crowd and the joke just worked. His satisfaction face is hilarious.
@rachelrose85155 күн бұрын
🎉
@lukashawley21332 жыл бұрын
Nietzsche’s story is actually much sadder than that. While the guy was dying of syphillis and slowly going insane, his fascist sister and brother in law edited his writings to support their antisemitic tendencies. It was along time before anyone other than honest German scholars really understood his writing. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
@aleisterlavey97162 жыл бұрын
If they Kew, that if they don't make that, his writings probably would got burned too?
@lukashawley21332 жыл бұрын
@@aleisterlavey9716 considering his hatred for fascism, desire for freedom of the human spirit away from outside control, and his all around stubbornness, I bet if you asked them he would rather have had them burned. But I’m not a scholar. The just my opinion.
@leekam46062 жыл бұрын
Jezzzzzzzzz bet you fun on a night out 🙁
@TheJackal9172 жыл бұрын
But the originals do exist? Or that stuff they edited, the scholars did fix?
@leekam4606 Жыл бұрын
@MBYahooo who asked you ?
@davidgibbs72322 жыл бұрын
One of the best of the modern commedians.
@jonbolton33762 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite bits of Ricky stand up.
@KelticTim2 жыл бұрын
It’s really more of a what I envision college is like than stand up. He’s teaching a lesson, in a funny way.
@joshuaspector81822 жыл бұрын
And he has a lot good ones too! This one just so good
@volvos60bloke2 жыл бұрын
07:54 absolutely perfect timing and delivery
@anuragyadav80883 ай бұрын
I didnt understand the joke..cuz of language barrier..can u exlain it to me?
@idren95382 жыл бұрын
Ricky is the man. He's my favourite comedian
@rachelrose85155 күн бұрын
Me too
@petergorm2 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is the funniest man on Earth at the moment. And he has been for about 20 years. The guy is fantastic!
@winngh2 жыл бұрын
This joke never gets old! 😂
@richardplester2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy regrets nicking it
@Rainsoakedcoat2 жыл бұрын
just like Anne Frank.
@captainscarlett12 жыл бұрын
If you do autoerotic asphyxiation, hold both ends of the ligature in one hand so if you lose consciousness your grip releases and you recover. Or so I imagine.
@planetside97142 жыл бұрын
Takes the thrill out of it
@SB-lm9fd2 жыл бұрын
Weekend activity sorted...
@liamreilley84332 жыл бұрын
Noted
@liamreilley84332 жыл бұрын
@@planetside9714 lmfaoo 💀
@liamreilley84332 жыл бұрын
@@SB-lm9fd yessir 🙏🏿
@tamiewert8082 жыл бұрын
RG is such a brilliant person!!!!
@deliriumguiness2 жыл бұрын
3:29 someone just got the joke XD
@margeryfranko18502 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ricky 💜
@stevem.o.11852 жыл бұрын
I had a friend with a dog that liked to be choked, it was the weirdest thing ever. She was incredibly smart, well-trained, and human-like; and my friend wasn't a shitty person so it took him a few years to figure out what she wanted. But sometimes she would beg for her leash (she didn't need it, she was perfectly capable of heeling), then stand at the door while you pulled on it for ten seconds or so. Then she would go back to normal and go along for the walk, totally happy. Then sometimes she would put her throat in your hand out of nowhere and do an uncharacteristically aggressive growl until you choked her a little bit, again for about ten seconds (lightly of course). Then she would hop on your lap. It was bizarre. She was a rescued street dog, so it does make you wonder what kind of weird hijinks she was getting up to on the street.
@Rotceev2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to read such a story in this comment section...But it is quite fascinating. Like cats which go crazy about catnip and get entranced afterwards. Also Jaguars eat chacruna leaves with dmt in it, and dolphins eat some kind of underwater hallucinogenic plant, I've heard. by the way, did you know crows skateboard/snowboard for fun?
@cliftonmcnalley84692 жыл бұрын
You do have to wander what these poor rescue animals had to deal with. My sis got a rescue dog from a hoarder situation. Cute little "mop" dog, very friendly but coward horribly only when I approached it the first time I met it. Didn't act like this with anyone else. An hour or so later, sitting on the sofa talking to sis, I went to cross my legs unaware the dog was beneath me and wound up kicking the dog quite harshly by mistake. She immediately jumped into my lap as if she were my long lost pupper so ecstatic to see me. Poor thing, what did she go thru?
@-kurt2 жыл бұрын
@Clifton Mcnalley Yeeeeah calling bullshit, if the dog grew up in an abusive household and you accidentally hit it quite bad, it's going to react negatively, not like "YAY dad's home!" Trust me, have raised a few, you can tell by how they flinch to your motions, even when you go to pet them. Don't know what you're going on about with the dog suddenly going in your lap once you hit it...
@cliftonmcnalley84692 жыл бұрын
@@-kurt It was a bizarre thing for my sister and I to witness at the time, having both grown up with dogs ourselves. When a dog is full grown before you take it in, you can't know what it has been through - just like you have no knowledge on this actual, true experience I've just written about. You call BS on me, but not on a dog that enjoys being choked? Hmm. You're free to believe what you like, but - you're just wrong. Fortunately, your ignorance isn't my problem.
@AnonymOus-dp3jj2 жыл бұрын
so she was a hooker ! but you called her a dog!
@garybobst91072 жыл бұрын
Return of the stand-up philosopher comedians. I bet Socrates knocked 'em dead.
@Ammeo2 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is comedic genius
@hamdog88722 жыл бұрын
Ricky is a badass
@nelk1252 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr's joke came from this... let jokes be jokes
@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish Жыл бұрын
Lol you the best much love from Fall River Massachusetts USA
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
I looked up Steven Milligan but couldn't find any reference to amyl nitrate - I did find that proposals were put forward that he was murdered
@dylansmith8912 Жыл бұрын
Your gonna set yourself alight? Had me dying of laughter 😂😂
@bigfunny63122 жыл бұрын
The one person booing offer the yoko part hahahaha
@Viktor-px8eh2 жыл бұрын
Lmao did someone else hear de SUII at 10:04?
@alfredotebasco2 жыл бұрын
There was a shower scene!! And people are upset with Jimmy?!!?!?!!! Brilliant jokes, and they are jokes, not endorsements to genocide.
@lisashapiro84972 жыл бұрын
Except he did !
@alfredotebasco2 жыл бұрын
@@lisashapiro8497 he did what, endorsed genocide?
@eskreskao2 жыл бұрын
Poor thing, that guy. Having to change trains at Crewe.
@cuteandfluffypikachu34052 жыл бұрын
There was a shower scene 😂🤣😂🤣
@jjackomin2 жыл бұрын
"Have a box of Kleenex ready." LOL!
@Vohlfied2 жыл бұрын
"What? There was a shower scene."
@tomhaskett51612 жыл бұрын
Joke stolen from Chubby Brown.
@jjackomin2 жыл бұрын
@@tomhaskett5161 who the heck is Chubby Brown? That's a new one on me. I guess I could check KZbin.
@tomhaskett51612 жыл бұрын
@@jjackomin Roy 'Chubby' Brown. English comedian, but very blue material and not PC!
@TheHesseJames2 жыл бұрын
@@Vohlfied That one actually hurt me badly as I’m currently in hospital recuperating from belly surgery.
@robertdoyle6872 жыл бұрын
Half Windsor knot does the trick, allegedly!
@jds51822 жыл бұрын
Why did someone suiii at 10:03
@yvindwestersund9720 Жыл бұрын
That crispy Munk is on the cover of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE'S First self titled album So he did get som notoriety out of his action well many not the way he hoped BUT STILL he'd never be remembered unless that album cover Just saying 🇧🇻
@jswets50072 жыл бұрын
I think more people need to laugh at the Holocaust. Not because it was funny, it wasn't. But instead because if you don't, you end up were we are today.
@Giveme1goodreason2 жыл бұрын
I recommend highly the time ghost history channel. They’re currently doing ww2 week by week done by Indy Neidell. And they have a sub series called the war against humanity done by Spartacus Olsen. The coverage is in real time, and when you hear what the 3rd reich did. What imperial Japan did. The soviets. The allies. It really really drives home how bad it was. Obviously the soviets, the reich and the imperial Japanese are by far the worst and what you think you know, barely scratches the surface. But the talk about everyone. There isn’t just blood on the hands but an entire abattoir on them.
@johnchristopher30322 жыл бұрын
@@Giveme1goodreason Anything worse than unit 731? That was my limit. The only time I ever stopped reading something cause it bothered me, was reading about 731.
@nicholasaustin27172 жыл бұрын
Hard in the paint 10/10.
@alephmorricone72072 жыл бұрын
GOAT
@MegaRohit411 ай бұрын
What is the reference for 'gypos do we need them?' can anyone explain?
@thehumblevaudevillain6 ай бұрын
Gypsies were also killed in WW2
@andreacasali318 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the boy George part?
@mrgodarrrio2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@jb8888888882 жыл бұрын
Point at for me *one* comedy film with a laugh track. And I don't mean a film where there's an in-universe audience, or an in-universe TV show with a laugh track. I mean like, _Young Frankenstein_ has no "laugh track."
@amarok50482 жыл бұрын
The train story was Billy Connoly's
@desthomas89702 жыл бұрын
Nope. Spike Milligan.
@Dominus_Potatus2 жыл бұрын
love dark humor hahaha
@TheJackal9172 жыл бұрын
Didn't get that about Boy George at 11:10. Can someone explain?
@mixn44 Жыл бұрын
Mr O'Dowd had a predilection for Heroin back then, not entirely unknown in the Music Industry. And then he got Fat.
@eurekify1563 Жыл бұрын
The jacket bit fucking ended me
@jivebunny37652 жыл бұрын
This is way beyond Jimmy Carr's holocaust gyppo joke.
@AdrianjTenEyck2 жыл бұрын
I had a friend that liked being choked, she knew she liked it but she didn't realize how much she liked it, until she went to a doctor and he had to feel in her throat even tho she wasn't attracted to him and he was older than her to the point he wasn't attractive, him just touching her neck was enough to excite her more than she could handle
@marcushendriksen84152 жыл бұрын
Getting rid of your pants only to find you'd been given a jacket, fucking lol 🤣🤣🤣 that reminds me of one time when I was a kid, we were getting ready for school in a rush one morning and my mum was like "can you get a towel for your sister" (her class had swimming that day), I was like "ok" and grabbed the first towel I saw. After school I found out that what I'd actually thrown in her bag was... a tea towel 😆 it was like 20 years ago but it still cracks me up, because she didn't find out herself until she went to use it 🤣🤣🤣
@Frummful2 жыл бұрын
BANGERS AND KILLER BANGERS PLUS A LIL MASH.... I WENT MAX MAD TO DIE, GOD HELP HIM
@dexstewart24502 жыл бұрын
The jacket was a Milligan joke
@Curse442 жыл бұрын
They better don't discover these bits lol. I bet they'd look real "good" quoted in some tweets and posts calling for him to be cancelled for pretty much everything he said there ^^
@cliftonmcnalley84692 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone on the New Left has the balls to take on Ricky Gervais. We know none of them has the intelligence.
@idiotidiot58212 жыл бұрын
"I love bombing people" - Ricky Gervias Lol
@whiski83572 жыл бұрын
Based
@edbrook70882 жыл бұрын
“There was a shower scene” I’ve just realised what that means oh god
@paulallen2919 Жыл бұрын
I just realised too omg
@mccleandazza4618 Жыл бұрын
Superb
@robertplatt6432 жыл бұрын
I was late for a job interview and jumped the taxi queue, and people nearly murdered me. The driver also wouldn't take me. Government employee job, being late is probably a virtue.
@ofrenic2 жыл бұрын
Be on time and don't jump queues. Easy
@Htheorphanarian2 жыл бұрын
difference between this and Carr, it's the way you tel 'em
@fattyginsberg49772 жыл бұрын
The art of subtlety.
@CrunchyMom88 Жыл бұрын
Yet not a single Enigma transmission or a single document written by Churchill ever said anything about German doing anything negative towards Jews...
@rachelrose85155 күн бұрын
LMFAOOO
@TheShadowReviewer2 жыл бұрын
Wonder how long it'll take people to 'cancel' Ricky over these jokes like their doing with Jimmy
@Artman12 жыл бұрын
The difference between what Ricky and Jimmy's jokes and racist jokes is the racist joke is ment to offend, that's the joke and it's only funny to the in crowd. Jimmy didn't intend to offend anyone he was just being as edgy as he thought he could get away with. I think most of the offense at Jimmy is coming from racists that are offended that they can't do their jokes without being called out on it.
@TheShadowReviewer2 жыл бұрын
@@Artman1 ironically in Jimmy's 2011 show, he says "some people just want to be offended" he could not be more accurate
@Artman12 жыл бұрын
@@TheShadowReviewer So long as you agree it's on all sides of the political spectrum i will agree with you.
@WhatTheFirstAidSpray2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, they'll be after Ricky next for that comment....
@RogueRM2 жыл бұрын
Yep, Holocaust and gypsy jokes have put the spotlight on Jimmy Carr.
@geozap45182 жыл бұрын
Will Gervais' next act be on the Middle Passage of the slave trade? That would be a no.
@paulwalters23502 жыл бұрын
Australia 2022
@Serai32 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell him about _Hogan's Heroes?_
@ShamBard18782 жыл бұрын
I love Ricky, I really do. The office was revolutionary and extras and Derek are absolutely amazing. But the more I watch his stand up and the more I re-listen to XFM the more him and Steve just seem like pseudo intellectuals, trying very hard to show everyone how smart they are. That’s why people like Norm will always be the greatest to me. Incredibly smart dudes who try at all costs to seem otherwise.
@jonbolton33762 жыл бұрын
You can't beat the XFM shows with Karl.lol
@nektekket8522 жыл бұрын
Norm who?
@PaulGLarsson2 жыл бұрын
@@nektekket852 mcdonald
@antmac25452 жыл бұрын
He is no stand up comedian that's for sure, love his shows and writing though. Frankly Boyle destroyed his latest stand up on Netflix and Frankie is the king of stand up.
@Vohlfied2 жыл бұрын
Please don't start sentences with "And," "But," and "Or."
@thegreatinterpreter83822 жыл бұрын
I bought the special 25th Anniversary edition of Schindler's List on Blue Ray. It came with hilarious behind the scenes outtakes.
@tonyromano62202 жыл бұрын
That is quite wrong.
@ediblemussel5322 жыл бұрын
Sounds hilarious, honestly.
@Bopha.1111 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AtheistEdge2 жыл бұрын
Shat myself, What's the pension scheme like?
@musashidanmcgrath2 жыл бұрын
Shat myself
@AtheistEdge2 жыл бұрын
@@musashidanmcgrath fixed, thanks
@musashidanmcgrath2 жыл бұрын
@@AtheistEdge Sorry, thought you were asking what word he said. 😁
@tomhaskett51612 жыл бұрын
Should be more concerned about health coverage!
@germancarrasco20282 жыл бұрын
This is full of Hasbara.
@lesonline22682 жыл бұрын
The answer is no.
@helenbostock23502 жыл бұрын
Men near to dieth if you go to far funny but not a suicide note they will not pay the insurance.
@jasonweller21612 жыл бұрын
dieth? "to" -not "too"? ok..!
@noname-by3qz2 жыл бұрын
That man was killed. It wasn't an accident
@YouTellemFrosk2 жыл бұрын
2:13 this is what Jimmy Carr is getting slaughtered for right now.
@gurufabbes12 жыл бұрын
rightfully so
@YouTellemFrosk2 жыл бұрын
@@gurufabbes1 you are one fine upstanding individual. Go you. Yawn 🥱
@callumdavidson19282 жыл бұрын
loads of people laugh at their jokes and some don't. For some reason when they don't find it funny they think nobody else should either.
@SirSX32 жыл бұрын
What's a Millets?
@thegrubbygreencapsskinner85932 жыл бұрын
Millets is a clothes shop.
@Ujuani682 жыл бұрын
2:11: What are gippos??
@OAlemaozinho2 жыл бұрын
Gypsies
@thegrubbygreencapsskinner85932 жыл бұрын
Gypsies.... Traveller / Romany people
@aburnette15610 ай бұрын
Read between the lines
@jointhedanceoneloveunited3394 Жыл бұрын
Nice hand signals if you know you know
@MrMarkhall12 жыл бұрын
He nicked that other way round joke off someone else,it's donkeys years old.
@aburnette15610 ай бұрын
Can't you see the similarities
@Simon.the.Likeable2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't just Jews. There were more Romani people per capita, a lot of Slavs, homosexuals and other folks who didn't come up to their standard. None of them rate a mention now. Must be a different standard happening.
@edithseichter63022 жыл бұрын
Nietzsche is the new hero of todays pseudointellectuals.
@JM-mh1pp2 жыл бұрын
I wrote this amazing book in which I postulate existence of true superman! A man living free of authority and collective pressures of society, the one who sets out to create trends not to follow them, someone who, no matter what will not cowtow to the will of majority and will never be turn into a blind follower Amazing...so what you are saying is that we should create powerful authoritarian regime, and this people will join our army! Well no, such a person would not really be good at following orders or would not be maliable to propaganda. Yes, propaganda! Strong nation! Strong people! The best people! I have this strong feeling that you are not really listening to me.
@nskrdrengr16902 жыл бұрын
The best comedy is based on fictitious events.
@greatzardoz85472 жыл бұрын
When it is illegal to question an historical event: everyone *should* question it
@nskrdrengr16902 жыл бұрын
@@greatzardoz8547 “History is written by the victors.” - Winston Churchill “Der Sieger wird immer der Richter und der Besiegte stets der Angeklagte sein” (“The victor will always be the judge, and the vanquished the accused.”) - Hermann Göring
@yt8co2 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Ricky thinks Nietzsche would've cared
@williammagill99772 жыл бұрын
They won't even try and cancel Ricky, cus he doesn't care.
@ericblair542 жыл бұрын
I encourage everyone to KZbin "Why Socrates Hated Democracy."
@snap-n-shoot2 жыл бұрын
What makes me laugh is the British guy mentioning democracy....
@robertmcewan52922 жыл бұрын
What country is aloud to mention democracy by your standards
@MT_T9912 жыл бұрын
We have a good system, it is democrat
@bffnbffn2 жыл бұрын
There is only ons problem in this all. psychopats, capitalists, companys
@PotentiallyAndy2 жыл бұрын
Better lot let those anti jimmy carr loonies see this ;)
@gethappycyclingcampingoutdoors2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr took the joke a step further.
@brantdanger7 ай бұрын
As brilliant as Gervais is, he's too stupid to see past the lies surrounding WWII. I suppose his misunderstanding gives him lots of material to work with.
@MrMarkhall12 жыл бұрын
He's so badly dressed, that suit doesn't fit.
@Malpheron2 жыл бұрын
Just because Ricky Gervais identifies as a stand-up comic...
@rasmusn.e.m10642 жыл бұрын
...it doesn't mean he doesn't sit down sometimes
@R-A-F2 жыл бұрын
Did a ginger Scot say that?
@Malpheron2 жыл бұрын
@@R-A-F the ginger Scot actually says "self-identifies", so I buggered the quote up.
@R-A-F2 жыл бұрын
@@Malpheron 🤣... he just sounds jealous
@jontyson54072 жыл бұрын
Come on Ricky, buy clothes that fit you.
@geozap45182 жыл бұрын
Will Gervais do a comedy skit on what happened on September 11th, 2001?
@zapkvr2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have the nads
@grahamdalrymple84832 жыл бұрын
Why u on every fucking comment being so butthurt??? It's comedy, absolutely NOTHING shud be off limits. Humour is subjective,what one person finds funny another won't.Heres the magic trick you dont seem to get Tinkerbell....if u don't like it,don't watch lmao or in your case spam inane questions throughout the comment thread of a KZbin video trying your best to virtue signal as hard as u possibly can ....
@tomhaskett51612 жыл бұрын
Joan Rivers already did that!
@NeilCWCampbell2 жыл бұрын
Hasn't it been done by Joan Rivers already? I mean even on the day I heard "I hear someone left the landing light a WTC last night" Edit my apologies Joan Rivers already mentioned*
@grahamdalrymple84832 жыл бұрын
@@geozap4518 fill your boots,since it took u this long to come up with it
@guyincognito25222 жыл бұрын
BUT HE WASNT WRONG
@chriswade98712 жыл бұрын
Stolen from Roy Chubby Brown the Kleenex joke....
@joshuabarns47632 жыл бұрын
Class, poor Jimmy carr tho in this snowflakes world
@c.a.savage56892 жыл бұрын
Just because anyone can make a joke about anything, doesn't mean you should. Or that it will be funny. And l generally like Gervais's humour. How old is this Video?
@callumdavidson19282 жыл бұрын
But not everyone can, that's why they aren't comedians. Just because you don't laugh doesn't mean it isn't funny
@carlabroderick55082 жыл бұрын
I don’t object to most jokes even if racist, misogynist, etc. but the mention of the shower scene is cruel
@Alex-ry6cd2 жыл бұрын
I find it fucking hilarious
@callumdavidson19282 жыл бұрын
Do you actually care? Just taking the high morale ground. Give a personal reason for why it's cruel
@MrMarkhall12 жыл бұрын
The laughter sounds canned
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Жыл бұрын
Shameful.
@gurufabbes12 жыл бұрын
this is not funny
@jonathanstewart81062 жыл бұрын
Shhh don't let the cancel clowns know this is here!
@sparklepawz11852 жыл бұрын
Oh no what will we do if this famous comedian known for telling offensive jokes gets known by the cancel culture? Oh dear me what if he gets the cancel? Stop having such a victim complex and think for once in your pathetic life. Cancel culture is literally just 20 people being blown up by idiots like you. It doesn’t exist and Rick isn’t some underground comedian, he’s literally the most famous UK comedian. They already know who he is and what he’s about.
@zeph64399 ай бұрын
Yeah some things just aren't funny.
@gordon9852 жыл бұрын
Blaming a philosopher that's new. Why does nobody mention that Hitler was a big believer in Darwinism and that the supreme court of Germany declared Jews weren't people based on evolutionism.
@tomhaskett51612 жыл бұрын
Not true according to Whoopi Cushion!
@gordon9852 жыл бұрын
@@tomhaskett5161 search for Ernst Heakles drawings of the different ethnic groups. Scientific proof of how evolved each race is. Heakles was tried and found guilty of fraud. Evolutionism is a religion for really stupid people.
@adolfhipsteryolocaust34432 жыл бұрын
"hitler missunderstood Nietzsche that's where hhis ideas come from" allways comeing from people who understand neither Nietzsche nor hitler
@gordon9852 жыл бұрын
@@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 when Jessie Owens won gold in the 1936 Olympic's Hitler left the stadium and said it's unfair for his men to compete against a animal.
@adolfhipsteryolocaust34432 жыл бұрын
@@gordon985 that is not true at all, look what jesse owens had to say about hitler