Funny and Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Are Sure to Appreciate

[@pippa3150]

I am absolutely the naked window neighbor. Sorry guys!

[@_PJW_]

6:36 : so what, Sophia?! And end up with just a bite of cooked spinach? Do you *ever* cook, Sophia?

[@jannetteberends8730]

That reminded me of my mom, around 70 then, who went stealing apples in an orchard with my foster son. The farmer saw them, and my mom talked them out of it. I’ve got the story from my foster son later. She was his hero.

[@_PJW_]

0:21 : I vote Cody Bondarchuk for president.

[@dennisthompson8424]

It's relieving to learn i dont have a naked window neighbor.

[@johnmckown1267]

2:01 Why do you need resealable packaging for bacon? {Confused face}.

[@Hollyucinogen]

Egg day

[@_PJW_]

2:51 : True that. But depends. A perfect Sunday means sleeping in, having a late lunch, and causing your wife to have trouble walking the rest of the day.

[@carnifaxx]

9:27 the app of my bank account actually has this, sort of (it even allows creating your own personalized categories and then adds similar payments into them, or you can tag them if the system fails to recognize for the first time e.g. your local bakery as a place where you actually mostly buy coffee... and then you can see graphs for various time-frames showing you distributions of your payments). I've never done that, though, I don't want to know :D (By default it recognizes most of the "general" payments that are for food, rent, phone bills, pharmacies etc., so I know it works.)

[@deelitebaby]

… and other generations too. However, I am curious why so many people in their 30s have lower back issues and also I am NOT curious about being “tagged to do 10 pushups ups.” Sounds atrocious.

[@_PJW_]

5:11 : * their Their, there, they're.

[@alexsilva-vn7jc]

That´s a battle we are losing, every day.

[@_PJW_]

0:01 : No, men want the real thing. Women go for an ideal. I am a total sucker for a woman in nothing but a large sweater and with a messy bun. And if she is playing coy you can mop me up. My cat agrees.

[@pippa3150]

Please don't overgeneralize. I am a woman and you don't speak for me. And I can't remember the last time a guy flirted with me when I had on no makeup, a messy bun and a sweatshirt. They sure do notice a short skirt and mascara though.

[@_PJW_]

@@pippa3150 Well, I'm a guy. And you just disqualified yourself on all counts.

[@vacafuega]

"i want the real thing" - apparently your idea of a real woman is over who never disagrees with you, i think you might wanna turn on your logic brain for this one cause something's not adding up 😂

[@_PJW_]

@@vacafuega There there Karen, don't get your knickers in a twist and try to put your silly words in other people's mouths.

[@EmpressEdyn]

hmm I seem to have turned into a grumpy millennial. I wonder what caused this?

[@frankfreeman1444]

I have seen fatal car crashes that were funnier than this collection.