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[@VaazkLShorts]

DROP SOME IDEAS! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEMES!

[@L-ghtlessSky]

hmm.. what about r/gocommitdie? there’s some WILD things on there

[@thecReacher]

Music memes

[@nanako_206]

your comment sections should have a video of their own. This, is how funny they are

[@PenguinsRCOOL178]

geography? birds? phobias?

[@emiomg_]

pinterest memes

[@LitoMike]

“Pirated this movie and I still want a refund” is crazy 😭🙏

[@bennyithink]

Yeah we all saw the video

[@Gamerboi3]

​@@bennyithink dense

[@student.studying3812]

These three replies above sound like my classroom 💀

[@Gamerboi3]

@@student.studying3812 that's crazy

[@bennyithink]

@@Gamerboi3 actually it’s in the thumbnail not the video

[@ChickenNuggetManCNM]

I was looking down while listening and I instantly sat up in shock at the microwaved hamster

[@L-ghtlessSky]

these people needa stop microwaving hamsters

[@MyInsanityPersonafiedlol]

My hamster was cold, so I fucking exploded him

[@finn-ex6cn]

I bet the hamster was also shocked… In all seriousness though, wtf is wrong with people

[@TopazLemon]

weirdest bomb ever created

[@nathanialwashere2404]

ice done that with a rat

[@uncannymruselessman]

I love how my humour’s deteriorated so much that it’s gotten to the point where I literally laugh when I think of “metal pipe falling sound effect”

[@yasininn76]

Nah, I'm pretty sure if you're THAT down far the hole then you must've had a headstart to begin with

[@sansuusilly]

@@yasininn76 i love this reply

[@maxwellquipey1]

It's the obnoxious randomness that really make me crack a laugh like an egg yolk

[@ririlub]

dang it i smiled hahahah

[@Tuatara94]

CALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGBHTRCDSFGGG -yours truly, metal pipe.

[@SheepLiver]

that aint a fuckin stick that's a gun. a fun gun.

[@Halfsmashy]

Fr

[@yasininn76]

Or an axe. Or a baton.

[@mrhuman433]

No it's a sword

[@database_enjoyer3000]

bro wtf do you mean thats a shotgun

[@Edd_The_Cat]

It’s obviously a dynamite

[@Spinjitsubro11]

Half the dudes in this video have two brain cells which are both fighting for third place

[@TheDiplomentic]

Ok mr.parentless

[@Calvin.Elephants]

@@TheDiplomentic Ok mr.bitchless

[@IceedPro]

​@@TheDiplomenticratio

[@ProfessionalEpic1488]

​@@TheDiplomentic ok, mr.canttakeajoke

[@ricktheweeb5382]

@@ProfessionalEpic1488 okay mr.turdfish

[@ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard]

about the hamster one: most hamster are breed this days to not need to sleep during the winter cause they do not need hibernation due to how warm your apartment gets. However if its too cold in the room like if you make it colder at night for your own sleeping prefferences, it could get your hamster sick so they can catch a cold that in the worst case can cause a death. Modern hamsters who do hibernation do it when its constantly too cold in your apartment cause it helps them to not die from that its too cold and they will wake up months later once its warm enough in your place, but due to how we breed hamsters, its the best for their own safety, to not be in too cold rooms

[@lalalal3xis]

0:01 video starts👍

[@ArtemisAYO]

0:00 actually

[@ZazyCat21]

16:40 video ended

[@user-yo3tw8ft4e]

Omg Thank you guys I didnt know 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@TheSheep1]

8:20 half 👍

[@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj]

thx

[@BoX_4D]

10:33 bro made his calculator read "0208 35380" up side down

[@Allways-Randomized]

?

[@SuperBox_Ray]

@@Allways-Randomized I'm not 100% sure, but if you input "0208 35380" on a physical calculator, turning it upside down makes it look like it's saying "obese bozo" 0 is o, 8 is b, 3 is e, 5 is s, and 2 is z

[@Allways-Randomized]

@@SuperBox_Ray oh thanks

[@BoX_4D]

@@SuperBox_Ray yes that's what i was aiming for there

[@TheNumber1OnePieceFan]

Proof that people can argue over anything, here's nothing You

[@LLXD2106]

actually there is something

[@ragnatel]

You're wrong, there is nothing here

[@archange8284]

There is text

[@pinkmoonofthesky]

theres also the likes, pfp, username, 21 hours ago and (edited)

[@FiveEightyEight]

There is something, you wrote "here's nothing" when that is something

[@Halfsmashy]

10:36 after divided by zero I haven’t been yet

[@wetburntbagel]

It’s a gun tho 0:01

[@JacksonGamer1]

A very good gun in fact, you rarely see one’s this graceful but I once found one like this and it had a trigger.

[@STAIRDROPPER]

Man of culture

[@SomeDudeCauseYes]

feels a bit off to fall into the "gun" class, definitely it's a "magic" class

[@water6006]

@@STAIRDROPPERyeah, that is definitely a Lever action

[@ocks_dev_vlogs]

7:48, despite the fact that Minecraft clouds appear to be randomly generated, they actually aren’t. The game essentially stores a texture/picture of clouds, a really really big one, and slowly moves it across the sky. These images do not appear in that texture, this post is fake.

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

11:26 you know it’s a good meme if VaazkL laughs at it

[@Zwijger]

The hamster post and comment are really proof that the "ordinary people are evil" take has truth to it. You are a next level villain if you kill things out of stupidly and ignorance.

[@Denki_twin_sister]

One time i had my hamster in its little purple ball and....so my room is upstairs....this was before my dad had finished the railing on the staircase.So i thought i had closed my door i went downstairs to eat dinner and all the sudden we here a little thump in the living room .So i get up go to the living room to see my hamster in its ball right next to the couch like it almost hit the couch instead of the floor....it fell 20 ft......onto a hardwood floor it was about 2" long it survived for 3 months after taht ...my second hamster my grandma cleaned its cage out with bleach and died from the bleach. And the third one was barely 2 weeks old. I had it for half a week before it had a brain ?seizure? And died.meanwhile my sisters also got a blaster they both lived about 4 years the longest I've ever kept a hamster alive is 6 months.After the seizure one my mom got me a guinea pig i named him Anakin he's been alive almost 2 years now😂😂😂😂💜✌congrats if you read all of this😂😂✌

[@EbiTheAxolotl]

Don't you just love it when your sisters get blasters that live for 4 years?

[@mohammedagdid]

uhhh that's a lot of words........ too bad I can't read.

[@h0metape]

At 3:14 the poster claims Taylor Swift is the first artist to make a 10 minute song. This is untrue as many artists before her made songs 10 minutes or longer, such as Daft Punk and the Doors.

[@g_g...]

Yeah, 10 minutes ain't even impressive by the amount of artists who have done it. It's actually quite usual.

[@JyxnTheDestroyer]

5:15 damn bro i didn't know you were deep with the poetry like that

[@ShadowNetter]

5:42 Exploding Hamsters

[@rBox.]

nobody will know i said "balls" there's too many comments

[@dayhen]

Hmm I don't know

[@tcguitar80]

This was the first comment for me 😭

[@bingus4325]

same ​@@tcguitar80

[@Xboy1207]

8:14 That aged well

[@justanotherdudebeinadude]

it aged like milk 😭 i was actively looking for this comment and i'm surprised i didn't see it higher up.

[@da_cpus]

Me going to a part of the video later than the amount of minutes it came out just so I can see something that no one has seen yet:

[@Banan_group-leader]

3:18 “only Tayler can make 10 minutes songs!” Unbeatable from Mario’s madness just chillin: WE ARE 20 SECONDS LONGER AND MORE OF A BANGER. YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

[@TheTotallyRealSegment]

the fnf horde is coming start running

[@the_knight2020]

Bro all I can think is Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture with the cannons.

[@unfairnessfrancosuperfranc9178]

splithaton 2.

[@adonijahlewis946]

0:52 IS THAT DBE CELL

[@bfgaming2749]

15:53 we got vaazkl signing gedagedigedagedago before gta 6

[@everything_something_nothing]

I’m making this my new ringtone

[@suchnothing]

I've literally been in the "would you skip a meal to feed your dog" scenario when I went through a really rough patch after moving. I skipped many meals, so many that I actually lost quite a bit of weight, but my dog didn't miss a single one.

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

15:07 Jesus came back, that ice cube will not.

[@shan_masala90]

3:28 i immediately thought of “Chairbending” on Alan Becker’s channel lol

[@user-rp1dw5bh5e]

8:10 well that didn't age well😭

[@ThumbDownPin]

Sadly

[@Joe-ts1uc]

@@ThumbDownPinhappily I’m kidding

[@Bottle_Dude]

I’m gay but no body will know because of how many comments there are

[@database_enjoyer3000]

i know now

[@CityofColoradoSpringsparody]

EVERYBODY LOOK

[@PanAxolotl]

PIN THIS MAN, NOWWWWWW

[@seapicklofficial91]

8:21 bro got that jimmy neutron ahh forehead

[@ShadowNetter]

11:15 more exploding hamsters

[@A.P.P.L.E7]

They do that

[@Mutrax4706]

11:02 you gotta give him that it was pretty funny

[@gdboi]

2:07 this thought has crossed my mind SO MANY TIMES 😭😭

[@blank_2052]

8:22 bro knew the Flintstones

[@mikethewhizz5085]

I'll take your hike through Detroit with a Rolex and raise you a hike through Chicago with a suitcase

[@ronit_ryanyt]

4:56 "Well this was sadly a lie." Who else other than me and him shared the same emotions?

[@Halt_DuckieYT]

"Taylor Swift becomes first artist ever to make 10 minute long song !!" Weezer who made an 8 minute long song in their Blue Album (their first album):

[@LightblueLightbulb]

"bet that queen is still alive" sounds like aged milk

[@Oneoldosterage-wi4oz]

5:40, I think this is the most flabbergasted I’ve ever heard you.

[@lNFICRAFT]

3:18 bethoven making a 30+ minute song: He he look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power.

[@atiredprsn]

3:53 this made my fifteen facial muscles contract and stimulate of the zygomatic major muscle.

[@ALuckyClutzNamedTV]

7:11 Boob, mood, food, tool, fool, cool, poop, too, moo, coo, goo, gooey, Coop, scoop, boop, roof, woof, tooth, toothpaste, root, scoot, loot, mooch, smooch, smooth, poor

[@sumthings3529]

Cook, nook, groom, hoot, goop, hoop, foot, zoo, boo, coon, door, woo, took, foosball, goose, goof, hooks, hood, hooray, whoo, kook, loom, look, loop, loon, loose, mood, moon, moot, moose, boop, noodle, nook, noon, noob, oops, oomph, oozy, oof, pool, room, rookie, root, rooftop, rooster, soon, tooth, toot, I might come back to this to finish the list. Don’t forget about plurals, past present and future tense, as quite a few contain the rule😊

[@SillyCatFan007]

you know the memes fire when vaazkl starts yapping

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

12:49 as a female i can unfortunately confirm that i probably will stfu

[@A_Shadow87]

2:45 using the what now

[@Bitterbugboy]

Your ighn all

[@da1syfr]

You're eye null

[@Arcane_Vanguard_Syndicate]

i swear hamsters never die normally it's always like some crazy shit

[@user-yg8bc1tl3j]

10:59 bro v you are the goat for providing this moments

[@certified_B0Z0]

6:20 can relate

[@Nrwspg]

4:31 that must hurt

[@bschavez1]

Emkay in another universe:

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

Coincidently, Vaz is actually inspired by both Emkay and Matt Rose.

[@multithealbum]

FILTHY FRANK MENTIO- nope i am not doing this again

[@turquoisetortoise9321]

5:35 Is crazy 😂

[@angels-art-corner]

vaazkl is one of the three british people i can stand listening to

[@longstruck976]

Storytime: My grandfather used a box from a new TV that he'd recently bought to stuff an old shitter into. The thing was BLOATED by gas and filled to the brim with waste. (And keep in mind, this was when they had the big bulky TVs, not the flatscreens of today.) He then stuffed the shitbomb onto the back of his pickup and drove into town. While in there, he and a friend took a break at a cafe. Just as a coincidence, there was a techstore across the road, and when they walked out, my grandfather found out that somebody had stolen the free box on from his picup bed. He hadn't tied it down or anything, but someone thought it was a brand new TV and took it! He just laughed it off and was grateful that he didn't have to go to the dump, but imagine the face of the thief when they got home hoping for a brand new television, only to find a shitter, full to the brim with waste and gas.

[@brinefilopolski33]

0:15 sus is short for suspicious, so this seems like someone didnt want to type suspicious by inventing the word sus

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

0:20 DEEP LOOK MENTIONED

[@petarpavlovic]

2:00 the new earth continent dlc just dropped 🤣

[@mattburrowes]

"taylor swift is the first person to make 10 minute song" weird al:

[@leonardedwards6013]

7:49 can’t use case oh he wouldn’t fit in the studio

[@WitherslayR]

3:13 This is very wrong just one example is Dog by Pink Floyd released in 1977 or Bartender by Dave Matthews Band in 2001

[@santinosalamanca4378]

yeah also it is not a song but strobe by deadmau5 is also 10 min these freaking swiftards giving credit to taylor sh1t

[@nachovyofficial]

Don’t forget Albuquerque by Weird Al which is 12 minutes! YEEEEAAAAAA I LOVE WEIRD ALLL

[@santinosalamanca4378]

while it is not a song but rather just music, Strobe by deadmau5 is a good example (mini rant warning below) f### taylor and her army of swiftards (swiftards because at this point swiftie seems like a compliment) edit: spelling

[@WitherslayR]

@@santinosalamanca4378 thank you for that second part

[@frqubit]

Weird Al:

[@lalalal3xis]

funny comment

[@cornbabylaughter]

3:06 fun fact! the magnapinna squid grows up to 40 feet! :]

[@fares_games]

i dont need to eat. my dog will die if it doesn't so obviously i will skip a meal

[@irotr53]

This comment is a comment in a comment section of a video about comments in comment sections

[@OfficialWeaverBlight]

This comm-

[@GhostlikeGus]

De commen? T?

[@ElectricVan]

So that makes this a reply in a reply section based on a comment commenting about being a comment in a comment section of a video about comments in comment sections?

[@user-yo3tw8ft4e]

1:49 - as a Kpop stan who stans JK it was too personal 😭😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋

[@user-hv4mv3yt2d]

Same 😭

[@giblegaming]

you guys are weird…

[@user-hv4mv3yt2d]

@@giblegaming why?

[@giblegaming]

@@user-hv4mv3yt2d not to be rude, but its kinda cringe that some of you guys simp for random members of bts.

[@user-hv4mv3yt2d]

@@giblegaming Nah. I don't simp but I just love JK's music very much and find him pretty cool. As a BTS Fan I find it cringe when Girls or Guys have millions of edits of them because they think they are deeply in love and willl have a future with them, of course I have some pictures of them too, but my friend who has a Crush on Jimin from BTS and has over hundreds of Pictures and videos of him and doesn't even listen to his music. 😭💀

[@miaqzooba]

9:25 pretend to be scared VaazkL: ÆÆÆ

[@Halfsmashy]

8:44 but he still is the few fattest people on earth

[@iropthegamer726]

0:33 as a Pressure player, I heard a loud vine boom

[@g1ng3rk1tty]

0:19 I WAS WATCHING DEEP LOOK A FEW MINUTES AGO HELP???

[@madsfiedler3884]

ok hear them out tho, cos boy scouts got to learn fun useful shit and girl scouts learned how to put on plays and do crafts (i was thankfully Not stuck in GS as a child, this is coming from what i saw and heard from friends in both)

[@VKS_R3SPIRATION]

My favorite youtube comment is "Your honour, it wasn't waterboarding it was tactical baptism."

[@HenryDenry]

3:13 me, who’s dad listens to Grateful Dead: your joking, right?

[@thetrollfaceguy_3]

out of bobby experience will be the only meme from this channel that will make me laugh

[@REALmyenemy]

Why is the last thing even a question? Only those who microwave hamsters would say no!

[@Acacius1992]

00:13 Society in a nutshell sadly

[@THEtherianNATASHA]

2:30 he looks like Paul Rudd mixed with Carlisle Cullen

[@FaydeOut435]

3:51 Wombat is crazy 😭😭😭

[@Squidboi6677]

13:15 Isn’t the north west organization in the fucking penguins of Madagascar

[@The_undead1]

"Pirated this movie amd I still want a refund" I think bro watch velma

[@da_cpus]

16:41 video ends👍

[@nikkicollins5888]

No, it’s 15:56:39

[@user-uu2ru8gp7r]

How​@@nikkicollins5888

[@DavidIvan-AC]

Y tho? Y wud u do dat

[@frog-meadow]

the first one caught me off guard 💀

[@Mantaforce2]

10:20 Good taste. iykyk

[@floofybear]

"Switching to your vape is always faster than reloading cigarette" 💀🔥 (Switching to M€th is faster than restocking coke 💀💀)

[@floofybear]

I'm not a drugger btw

[@axelthegamer2470]

1:38 There is no road that goes from the tip of Jutland (Denmark) to Norway. What kind of terrible map is that? A shipping route is not a road

[@syedsakifrahman3021]

Honestly, impressed someone else even bothered to look.

[@axelthegamer2470]

@@syedsakifrahman3021 Haha, well i am a Dane so of course i'll look :)

[@CHAOSMAN-kd1id]

0:46 Just recently finished watching EoE and on top of being traumatized. I can confirm that this will greatly effect the trout population, because all the trout got turned driven to extinction by being turned into Fanta. >:(

[@SpaceCoder005]

rock a fella was actually hilarious

[@Aresplaysgd]

6:42 KILLBOT?? GEOMETRY DASH REFFERENCE RAHHHHH💥💥

[@damienspears3608]

every day i want to leave this earth and everyday vaazkl brings me back from the brink

[@christopherg2347]

6:40 Just relocating a Bucket-wheel excavator to a new excavation spot. I would expect the asphalt and embankment to be as flat as the surrounding land afterwards. So it might take a day or two to restore the road.

[@TopTierGamerMan]

11:31 as a Kirby fan, this is just the normal side of the lore.

[@CheddarCheeseRebirthed]

1:19 Your savior is none other than...

[@NoNameC.L.A]

0:33 Tame impala Metiont!!!!!

[@mcb187]

The Taylor Swift person has never heard of a Symphony lol

[@hyacinthtiger62]

7:48 I think this one didn't age that well considering his recent announcement that 2 years of his channel were a social experiment. He actually transformed.

[@RandomPeopleStuff]

8:02 that was actually so funny

[@kaeldavidson6898]

That imperfect cell(Louisiana mosquito) goes crazy hard Also, I'd go for machamps meat I refuse to rephrase

[@Sans_Official.]

8:10 ah bloody hell, looks like I’m not gonna die on the earth

[@No__direction__]

3:16 Green Day would like to have a word with you… Jesus of suburbia.

[@maryjane4432]

Velvet Underground, John Lennon (stairway to heaven), the doors, guns and roses would also like a chat

[@ink_sans9.11]

Dream theater would also like to chat. (Octivarium )

[@Iaintgivingmyinstaout]

Tool (10,000 days releases 2006 11:14. Reflection released 2001 11:08. Third eye released 1996 13:52. Disgustipated released 1993 15:48. And many more that are over ten minutes long, but these are some that were released decades before taylor swift.

[@L-ghtlessSky]

3:15 someone literally hundreds of years ago made a 15hr long song. Chonny Jash’s TME full version is 12 minutes long. people really love Taylor swift 4:47 also someone made a whole video on this already, some of my personal picks would be Miltank, Stantler, Combusken, Blissey (just the egg tho) and Tauros 5:43 WE BROKE THE MONOTONE LETS GOO 14:11 wrong.. video?