FUNNY TRANSFORMERS COMMERCIALS 2 - Diamondbolt

[@superscaryguy01]

Hearing Optimus Prime say "Oh, come on!" Brings me life.

[@ollienix3285]

BatteryMaster Multiverse love your profile pic

[@crowthorn23]

BatteryMaster Multiverse 8:44

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

Right up there with "Sorry, my bad!"

[@jennikarosanne918]

I would have given him the whopper anyway.

[@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084]

You talked whit a person who sayed that "Why didnt starscream propuse to megatron".

[@eyesofrain5137]

"It's an Autobot!" "It's a bad actor". That honestly cracks me up, Savage AF.

[@fayeprime9631]

Also: "You cant tell if they are Autobots or Decepticons" Bolt: "Yeah, cause they look terrible" 😂😂 Gotta love ya 😂

[@victorrenoux34]

Okay, that Michael Bay one has to be the funniest commercial I have ever seen. I do hope he's joking though. Really, with Bay it could be serious. Anyways great video, Diamond Bolt. I laughed all the way through.

[@madfire8403]

Victor Renoux Do his movies make it look like he’s joking?

[@stanleybik1657]

Bingo

[@sideskull5955]

"The lunchables are gay!" Diamond bolt...that killed me. Why'd you do that? My stomach hurts now

[@frostywosty3]

SideskullPlaysGames lol

[@sansandausongsandreactions5045]

Stamps is good just like you but he does not sound like a 13 year old

[@rpmguy648]

It wasn't very funny, it was just offensive to a lot if people.

[@Dat_MrBlack]

same

[@OrionDawn15]

@@rpmguy648 Offensive to *you* is what you mean.

[@vexilloquy]

There was more Shockwave in that one Burger King commercial than there was in the entirety of DOtM.

[@atypicalinternetdweller4997]

"Hello this is *STAMPY* " Diamond Bolt, buddy, these are just too funny. Every time you upload something, I go straight towards it.

[@funnyguy8498]

YOO GHIACCHIO MY MAN

[@idwrewind8273]

reunion

[@ailma0400]

Oh! So Bay is fully aware of his explosion fetish and even played it for comedy! And people say he's a bad guy!

[@jacobthedragon7450]

Leni Likes Everything hai leni

[@robertj.3383]

I'm gonna miss the Bay TF movies. That new one was just a girl coming of age, dealing with teen drama, or whatever with Transformers in the background movie. That's all Travis Knight knows. Dont get me wrong though, I think Sam Witwicky was a completely unnecessary character. It should've been Tom Welling playing a less goofy Spike Witwicky with Brian Denehy as the dad. I know I spelled that last name wrong.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@robertj.3383 The Transformers looked better atleast

[@mithmoonwalker]

and megan fox

[@indentss]

Genius, awesome. *EXPLOSION* Directed by Michael bay. Executive producer: Michael bay Sponsors: Burger King. And explosions Michael bay : played by Michael bay Explosion : played by Michael bay

[@kabob0077]

Nerissa Cheung "I am Michael Bay and this is my favorite commercial on the Citadel."

[@venturiantalenightmare1307]

kabob 007 no you are not.

[@kabob0077]

venturiantale Nightmare HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY HERE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR AND THOSE WHO MAKE MEMES!

[@liemduongthanh8386]

Nerissa Cheung XD

[@annothernoob]

@Pietro Mascagni Chris .P .Bacon

[@soundwave8466]

I love how everything in the Michael Bay commercial there were even explosions in that one. its like they are mocking bay.

[@MKeatonbatmN]

Hello soundwave

[@Toon_Lucario]

No that’s just the truth

[@The_real_slim_jim]

Soundwave oh no!!!!!!! help me

[@EC-ms1jr]

Directed by Michael Bay

[@TerminatorTheory]

*Bay is self aware about his work. It's just he doesn't care about his gay angry fans*

[@trentgeisel]

That Michael Bay commercial sums up both his movies and his personality in less than 60 seconds. lol

[@InfinityBlock192]

Explosively bad

[@stanleybik1657]

Bingo

[@g9490]

LOL true

[@billkrause3924]

I texted my sister “HELP ITS MICHAEL BAY

[@matthewreynoso6904]

Amen man!

[@L1LegoAnimations]

That one with Michael Bay was actually awesome. Like you said, self awareness.

[@matthewreynoso6904]

He sure loves explosions lol!

[@socialmediahotdog]

Lmao the fight between Optimus and Shockwave in the Burger king commercial was better than the one in the movie.

[@KaijusinMoments]

RandomFreakTube Hell he actually looks purple. In DOTM, you had to have the most perfect lighting to notice the shade of purple he has on.

[@KwakyWacky]

RandomFreakTube suddenly the kids from the beast machines ad appear

[@KwakyWacky]

Maxim Dzhigalyuk its already got product placement ready to go

[@Blastertronus]

true

[@KwakyWacky]

RandomFreakTube love that account picture

[@ZacharyDietze]

No no no, Optimus, you're ordering it wrong, what you should be saying is- I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINE'S, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA Optimus: *FINE*...

[@primus3217]

"I'll be back optimus prime... when i hit puberty" how the hell do you come up with this lines my fucking lungs are destroyed

[@notsoalex]

5:00 "Rub up. I never want to hear that expression in my life." *"It's an Autobot"* "It's a bad actor!" 5:12 *"Spike and friends"* "Uh Spike, we have nam---" *"No you are Spike and friends now!"* Your commentary is friggin hilarious.

[@matthewreynoso6904]

Spike and Friends Lol

[@arry7246]

ULTRA MAGNUS, I'M IN TROUBLE

[@Jennyhrt]

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE

[@primemcmanus]

Hi I'm Spidey I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT NOW

[@ninjadanny628]

R.I.P. my ears

[@jamesattack7420]

ULlTtttTTTTTTRRRRA MAGNUUUUUUuS Literally just like in ROTF when Sam yells OPTIMUS oOOOOOOOOOPTIMmuUUUUUUUS

[@zaru9374]

Hi I'm Spidey "ILL BE RIGHT THERE"

[@codeofcomics8238]

I'd rather watch these commercials all day than watch a Michael Bay film, even the Burger King one had more action than the films! Seriously though, I burst out in tears every single commercial, so funny, keep up the good work

[@rexxo4957]

i never laughed so hard when i saw the ultra magnus patch saying "crippling insecurities " love it (pray for minimus ambus)

[@jasonpdsi]

Thank you for shitting on my childhood. No, seriously, you're hilarious and I love your videos.

[@nadillasakinah950]

Honestly, I'd rather watch this transformers battle than the one from the movies. Also, I had a really stressful day with breaking down. But seeing this video as well as your funny commentary, I smiled. Thank you for making me smile and calm me down from my stress.

[@WidodoN]

Nadilla Sakinah

[@knee-deepin-doot8742]

Is it canon that Optimus prefers burgers with no cheese or onions?

[@disaniwaterbottle3275]

“I wish I had those reflexes when my parents walked in on me watching anime” the best quote of the year

[@Jennyhrt]

You need a driver too He's not giving the silent treatment He's PISSED

[@lacomyles_7387]

I just came to the comments to say thank you for making my day better.

[@vmfighter-ryze]

8:17 Killed me, I now have to live with the fact Optimus Prime himself ordered a whopper from Burger King

[@jovinprime]

I accidentally pressed like. I'm gonna leave it that way

[@DiamondBolt]

This video was not sponsored by Burger King.

[@sansluck7801]

Diamond Bolt thank you for making this

[@jvajamiro8546]

Diamond Bolt I still don't know why that depression bee that doesn't transform is in my house now lol

[@Jennyhrt]

It was actually sponsored by Mcdonalds. What a twist!

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Diamond Bolt really douche off Stampylonghead

[@robobird3383]

the dragonlord king of dragons Well Stampy is really Megatron.

[@MysticMimikyu355]

9:10 I had that Bumblebee when I was a kid. I had no idea what it was but I thought it was the coolest shit ever. About a year later I (no lie) threw it at the wall and screamed when I figured out that it was a Transformer and it didn't transform (i was about 4 at the time)

[@NickeemLM]

I had that to, my little brother destroyed it though lamo

[@VigilanteStudios160.04]

Nickeem 8:43 this is my reaction when I get math homework

[@jazztheautobot7257]

Dun-Dun-Dun Robots In Disguise Dun-Dun-Dun Transformers Throw Them At The Wall Dun-Dun-Dun Then They Transform Like Them

[@shadowraider4482]

WonderCreek bumblebee needs mental help

[@BoredRalsei]

Same.

[@blusteale3077]

you are such a riot. i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying. these are so funny, especially when you insert your 2sense

[@iamaengiemain147]

I coughed up my blood and my organs during the energon commercial

[@crowthorn23]

A pretty normal reaction to an energon related thing

[@iamaengiemain147]

tell me about it

[@Jennyhrt]

Most Energon toy have the quality of the Transformers Armada show But most of the Armada toys have the quality of Transformers Energon the show

[@yuwu585]

Accurate af

[@periclod1877]

Phat Boy both equally terrible

[@jamesattack7420]

So true

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

I dunno. The Mini-Cons were good, like me!

[@gokuerealsqnseiquevoce8379]

Phat Boy if

[@mishmashmedley]

9:30 "I have no words for this next one" _proceeds to talk through it anyway_

[@emoptimusprime]

Omg I could not stop laughing your commentary on the commercials was hilarious! You need to make another episode! 😀

[@chondrya942]

I rubbed up that like button.

[@billkrause3924]

Ew

[@SELF_TlTLED]

WaS iT A aUtObOt

[@helsing5661]

I'M A BIDEO GAYMER I'M A SKAYTE BORDER I'M A chrangnsfomor!

[@Splashdavap]

Laurigi some kid:IM A GAY PERSON

[@matthewpizzo9785]

I've never laughed so hard at commercials in my life. Keep up the good work I'm looking forward to more

[@akwawa]

Hello this is STAMPY

[@You-Tube-n5k]

Coming back to this video after seeing how much Diamondbolt has grown as a channel is both super cool, and also super funny.

[@joehudson3042]

The reasons diamond bolt hates burger king is because they wouldn't except him into the company he's been salty ever since That pun was not intentional

[@matthewreynoso6904]

lol accept*

[@kiartoons2010]

Actor: It’s a Autobot! Diamondbolt: It’s a bad Actor! Actor: ....

[@thepaladin4335]

Michael Bay's commercial at 10:25 was by far "the best" compared to all of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if he actually does have an exploding pool? That would be interesting to have at a pool party

[@shadyhunter975]

The Paladin it's awesome

[@Vidar4105]

When you said that there was Energeon commercial's I went and grabbed my real gas mask, it wasn't fake, it was a real gas mask, and it did its job well to protect me from the toxicity that was the Energeon commercial's.

[@pootisbear]

I saw this and threw a competitive tf2 match, worth it.

[@lesquarep6514]

A-ARE YO-YOU AN AUTOBOT? (WIPE WIPE, TOUCH TOUCH) 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good Lord I'm never covering up my symbol just in case 😂😂😂😂😂

[@immensedonuts2644]

3:22 "you spin me right round, baby right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round!

[@sharkdude7]

I died at the "life sized transformers" and the flashlight commercial

[@KwakyWacky]

11:10 its more shockwave screentime than the entire 3rd movie yay

[@KwakyWacky]

optimus was waiting for laser tag

[@soultimus]

- Dad, how do I get the girls? - That's easy son! Wear Reflector Stickers on your whole body!

[@pastaman3114]

diamond bot is just hilarious

[@matthewreynoso6904]

I know man! Love this guy to death!

[@antiamourshiper8477]

1:48 Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: This should be the end of you Prime! Optimus Prime shot Megatron. Megatron: Help I fell down and I can't get up!

[@matthewreynoso6904]

That commercial was awesome! Not gonna lie!

[@zaru9374]

This is gonna be Fun.

[@zaru9374]

OMG BOLT-SENPAI LOVED MY COMMENT.

[@MelnStarscream]

The burger king ones though. I just cant. XD And I seriously loved how Micheal Bay himself dont take this shit seriously XD

[@robobird3383]

6:45: Oh my slaggin' Primus! It's Romeo Prime, and Juli- tron!!!

[@Red-Rebel]

5:44 I don't have time to have crippling insecurities!

[@benedictaworsfold6851]

I want to party with Jazz and Thundercracker!

[@bobbybrown1249]

I think it was Skywarp.

[@dubstrap6095]

@@bobbybrown1249 nope, it's thundercracker

[@matpl2713]

Fools, it was starscream with a new paint job.

[@deetee2011]

You mean music type memed to death and random seeker 22555

[@BagOfMagicFood]

I'm sure they get along great

[@tc_48]

10:05 "Hi, I'm Michael Bay, director of (unintelligible muttering) Transformers." (Me): *"HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"*

[@john90mpw]

7:18 thought that man said Freeza for a second

[@redreploid1713]

Awesome = explosions

[@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084]

Wow you really like *MICHAEL BAY*

[@melissaleslie5414]

@@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084 he really most

[@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084]

@@melissaleslie5414 Heheh -Soundwave

[@melissaleslie5414]

@@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084 what should we do with him ? -Screamstar

[@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084]

@@melissaleslie5414 Exterminate him????

[@alexanderserrano9800]

6:25 girl:wii wann play de shelby pjackdas? Girl's mom:ur both adopted Me:LOL

[@Pyrooogenic]

8:14 were they stalking peter when he went to Burger King?

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Diamondbolt: 'sideburn' kid: 'X-BRAWN!' Diamondbolt: ''prowl' XD

[@dracopierceblack6060]

I couldn't stop laughing from start to finish. This is gold. You need to make more. I'm subscribing

[@jeidough]

Who else wants to get the Shelby Pjackdas after watching that commercial?

[@NakedSnake64]

Ultratech Chrisinator Ur both adopted!

[@matthewreynoso6904]

The Joker Lol

[@TheStoryTeller17]

8:15 "I changed my mind, give me your face."

[@rangogamer1386]

10:19 HE HAS A TIGER.........Bay, you are my F*****g Hero!!!!!!!

[@TimaeusEXE]

When you realize that Burger King made a better Optimus and Shockwave fight scene than the actual movie.

[@blazeyogurt9059]

hello this is STAMPY!!!!

[@fulcrumagent]

Kill me now

[@margaretmadrigal9672]

Ahhhhhhhhh

[@Splashdavap]

Megatron is killing creepers

[@aj_wlyms3117]

To avoid spoilers for the movie, they substituted Sentinel Prime for Shockwave in that one Burger King commercial. You literally see Shockwave holding Sentinel’s shield in several shots of the commercial.

[@sassyjiiva1153]

I know this is years later but I had to mention this... The burger King add is even worse when you realize that Peter Cullen himself did Prime in it...

[@ingenaning1233]

thats probably how michel bays life is irl

[@ingenaning1233]

btw was epic voice guy in one of the bk commercials?

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

Thundercracker is bizarrely in-character at that party though.

[@calamitousenigma9052]

9:08 Bumblebee clearly just watched either Energon or the Emoji Movie. You decide which is dumber.

[@HPayne62]

"The Transformers are crispy bacon." -Diamond Bolt

[@IAmTpwner]

11:29 Transformers are CRISPY BACON. XD

[@omegapro.6052]

That Burger King had a more epic fight scene with shockwave than the actual DOTM movie.

[@powersurge9504]

Cliffjumper and Huffer are so underrated. I wish they had a major role.

[@aloelover6012]

"Transformers are crispy bacon" I'm fucking dying 😂

[@JommiGommi]

Many of the commercials are better of the original scenes. That's sad. Pathetic too. Also, that cybertron commercial in the beggining was better than the actual show. I am laughing my ass off of these videos. Oh, and Micheal Bay's Everything is Awesome.

[@theguyintheworks8838]

Alpha Seeker show these commercials to g1 purists and ask if g1 is still better.

[@yuwu585]

Galaxy Force isn't that bad thou, and Cybertron was at least better than Armada and Energon

[@JommiGommi]

Yuri012 Armada had it's moments, but the Unicron Trilogy (all three shows) is very cringy at times.

[@eyesofrain5137]

Alpha Seeker I actually love Cybertron.

[@JommiGommi]

Dan the Pootis Bird Well, you're one happy critic. I do like Cybertron. Mostly for the fights.

[@Toon_Lucario]

Just a reminder that the Burger King robot has actual lore

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

I agree with Diamond Bolt that one with Michael Bay was the best even though I hate Michael Bay that one was the best

[@tarntheleaderofthedeceptic5169]

"What the actual fu-." Diamond Bolt 2017

[@neighborprism6653]

3:55 thanks for scaring me and everybody else that have headphones on

[@kymcaust3453]

"what was Optimus just doing there? like was he just waiting for someone to open the door?...

[@notsoalex]

Your videos are so hilarious! My goodness! Also, why are the commercials for Energon better than the show? And why was that movie Shockwave fight better than the actually battle in the movie?

[@Clonekiller66]

My God, i remember those early 2000s commercials so vividly. Especially those Burger King ones. Geez, you've opened up some of the darkest corners of my mind

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Pretenders had shit commercials but the toys were... Yeah, kinda shit still. But I love 'em.

[@superkgaming8305]

Still one of your best

[@raden1287]

10:06 "Hi im michael bay the destroyer of your Childhood"

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

If his movies destroyed your childhood, you didn't have a childhood to begin with.

[@raden1287]

Hideo Freaking Kojima well i didn't say it was my childhood

[@indoraptoreditz10807]

I love how shockwave was more powerful in a burger King add than the actual movie

[@TheJacketBanana]

"Transformers are crispy bacon"

[@Spacell]

_side burn_ *X-BRAWN!* _prowl_ You can tell which one of those kids are actually a Transformers fan. lol

[@bumblebeexpro6270]

I have watched this for the 6th time.

[@tffocgrimlokthesivamind5375]

Optimus: omega stop spinning! Omega: I can't help! Megatron: can I leave now?!?

[@doom5895]

I'm traumatized by the lunchables commercial ಠ_ಠ

[@eliiron8457]

atomic doomsday58 the lunchables are gay

[@doom5895]

eli iron delicious but cringe

[@huntergman8338]

I am willing to bet that Stampy is getting a ton of transformers references after this video.

[@theresarodriguez5413]

How I imagine autobot soldiers when they are trying to find a decepticon in their group 4:34

[@coolface211]

11:10 When a BK commercial has a better fight scene with Optmus and Shockwave, the character HYPED for the movie, then the bullshit that happened IN the movie.

[@3tomnguyen797]

Ohh yes one of my dreams came true part 2 hell yeah! Now part 3?

[@R3dB0t1]

7:18 "....what?" took the words right outta my mouth

[@ctc5121]

6:37 is making me die of laughter