Furry: First Contact

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[@Flashgitz]

Uh oh! This one went a little over budget hehehe. Maybe help daddy by supporting the crusade and getting some sweet merch? crowdmade.com/collections/Flashgitz

[@fik1033]

This stupid bots

[@F4Wildcat]

But how this mousepad will pass the eyes of the inquisition upon arrival? And by the inquisition, i mean my girlfriend

[@keynanmartinez]

The Story Continues...

[@PeterStaker999]

Only if You tickle My budget first. Aroooooooo!

[@Croziuz]

Was this inspired from "Horus Rising"? It reminds me eerily of the planet Murder. Stellar work as always ^^

[@petermann6761]

The fact that all the space marines are named after anti parasitic medicines is such an amazing detail

[@Oreca2005]

Huh neat

[@Onio_Saiyan]

Nice catch.

[@stephenalderLF15]

I noticed it as well. Fitting, no?

[@royalanempire2965]

Oh damn I didn't know that xD

[@TimothyMark7]

there is no other appropriate names for this type of turn of events especially what your up against

[@ClownCentralz]

"Am I to understand we must leave this world to die!?" "No brother, we must help it die." The most 40k thing I've ever heard

[@Violent_Wolfen]

I don't even know shit about Warhammer and I had that thought.

[@kylenguyen7371]

Exterminatus.

[@bvdemier1]

@@kylenguyen7371 Exterminatus on Daemon worlds has issues

[@purpledigimon]

If 40k is like this, I'll finally dive into its universe.

[@alaljarensi6990]

@@bvdemier1 this is not a demon world, this is something far, far more insidious.

[@cagedstowgee4991]

“No brother…we must help it die.” The coolest line Ive ever heard

[@aknodir]

The most epic moment！

[@jeyceedelacruz506]

I hate furries

[@CRLTV721]

I agree

[@Marinealver]

the most Warhammer 40,000 ever Death is often a mercy in this universe.

[@Drekromancer]

The Marine's speech goes so hard. This started as a shitpost, but it's unironically some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen for the Space Marines. Please keep making whatever gives you an excuse to write and act in such a compelling way.

[@Daweo6]

It sounds incredibly similar to "Dagon" by HP Lovecraft.

[@gigadolf548]

Yea, something about the speech at the end feels so grim but sad at the same time, because they destroyed the planet out of mercy of what it has become.

[@alnu8355]

Right? I was watching it and I knew it was a Flash Gitz Parody but it was also a good Sci Fi Horror and WH 40K story

[@somugaienparfu7752]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is what convinces Henry Cavill to bring these guys aboard his new Warhammer project.

[@simone6090]

@@alnu8355 Seriously, if you keep all the voicelines and just changed the visuals to something more grimdark, it would fit right in.

[@Cyranek]

the lore has deepened

[@kronoschus]

hello verified user

[@eerycar7277]

It has, hasn’t it?

[@sownheard]

don't fall into the lore hole

[@iansahleen1173]

Wait until you see the canon lore

[@XaviosAedifica]

lengthened, more like...

[@ChunkyMoon]

I would pay any amount for a Furry Apocalypse movie

[@totoisayal5045]

bruh how u here

[@Luca6v]

agreed

[@ProtoAzula]

Same

[@onesalamanderspacemarine707]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@omarmatouq3855]

I would only pay if they added more factions on both sides.

[@gavinator.3587]

For anyone who didn't understand The planet being named "pulchra" is Latin for "pretty or beautiful" and the name of the disease being "lupis mortem" is also Latin, which simply translates to "wolf death". I like the attention to detail.

[@rikospostmodernlife]

Pulcra is the spanish word for "orderly and clean" or perhaps "elegant"

[@gavinator.3587]

@@rikospostmodernlife am I still right then, technically? (I just remember 40k uses lots of Latin)

[@BuilderB08]

@@gavinator.3587 Low Gothic is the in-universe name, but it’s just Latin, probably with new words that fit the setting because I don’t think that Latin has a word for laser. Also it has a bunch of random languages- the Space Wolves only have everything named “Wolf” because of translation errors.

[@hcolider2817]

@@gavinator.3587 They use latin in the setting to represent the dichotomy of english (and other romantic/germanic languages) and the latin of old (which is used in clinical and scientific research thanks to traditions that go back all the way to the fall of Rome, which mirrors the setting of Wh40k, which again in turn reflects actual real world history - cadia vs candia, for example)

[@rikospostmodernlife]

@@gavinator.3587 yes

[@SirDankleberry]

"Am I to understand we are to leave Pulchra to die?" "No Brother... we must help it die." Fucking chills.

[@hunterwolf5482]

"No Brother... We must help it die..." Such a badass line. Bravo and cheers.

[@NOBODY-jy6hv]

ah a sion player

[@hunterwolf5482]

@@NOBODY-jy6hv I'm more of a pyke player nowadays.

[@NOBODY-jy6hv]

*Ah a fellow pyke enjoyer* as u can clearly tell from my pfp

[@huebcite5016]

a fellow tank enjoyer

[@elarbuztheprotogen7376]

da

[@lightningprince2134]

"No brother, we must help it die" is such a cool line. Very cool writing

[@Crispy_pata]

Lol

[@splatterking1171]

The line "It has broken from reality, and now too, it must pass from it" is also a pretty good line

[@mahbuddykeith1124]

Some may question my right to destroy a world of 10 billion souls, but those who truly understand realise I have no right to let them live. -Inquisitor Horst

[@Karnage5th]

literal chill

[@rythofthefourthhouse7104]

@@splatterking1171 And also “We thought we had been observing the planet.The planet was observing us”

[@KoruKinshi]

"He was granted the Emperor's peace." "And peace it was."

[@bubbles8871]

It still gives me chills whenever he says "No brother... we must help it die."

[@kainepeterson6638]

What y’all don’t understand is that this is absolutely, positively, 100% possible in the 40K universe. The Ruinous powers could 100% manifest a furry world.

[@sheepbeeps3369]

All things that have ever been imagined by any species in the galaxy exist somewhere in the warp afterall...

[@ison2.017]

Case in point would be Oliensis

[@nachoguy5]

Just to torture the feeble minds of us mere mortals

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

the ruinous powers of slaneesh are powerfull enough to do shit like this

[@KrawmKruach]

oh yeah, this totally felt like it was a pure 40k story.

[@frickinpeanuts3981]

Not gonna lie, the writing in this totally feels like 40k and could easily fool someone just listening. Totally hilarious and truly amazing!

[@jonbaxter2254]

I like how it's played totally straight. Like Airplane or something

[@HungPham-qq6me]

I think this is closely reminiscent of Murder planet (one of the earlier events pre-Horus Heresy)

[@setaripantheon8801]

*"You underestimate the Corruption of the Warp and the Eye of Terror Brother.."*

[@Millzy177]

@@HungPham-qq6me I'm literally reading the first HH book with Murder Planet and I thought the same

[@lolipolice-jp6vg]

Honestly

[@johnmihelis1699]

"We thought we had been observing the planet. The planet was observing...us" Hot damn, if that isn't the most Lovecraftian phrase ever written! The writting in this is hands down AMAZING!

[@lulubane749]

This series has truly been amazing. It's gone from a quick skit to a perfect mixture of comedy and lore. 10/10 definitely enjoying rewatching all again

[@NecoTheSergalGAME]

Why did they have to climb a Red Rocket Mountain. I'm dying.

[@Ur_Local_Troll]

Furry must die -viktor reznov

[@TheIroncladResearcher]

That's probably what caused the green jizz-alanche in all honesty dawg.

[@zxvc849]

@Linux User224 typical linux user

[@joseph5489]

It's a c**k

[@ember2933]

​@Linux User224 As a wise man once said: "If a furry can afford a 2000$ fur suit, they sure as hell can afford a 10$ pipe bomb to your doorstep."

[@diegomarquez4340]

Remember guys, if Games Workshop claims this that means furries are officially canon. Edit: Why the fuck did this get so many likes? This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever commented.

[@mistersandman5811]

Daemons of Slaanesh

[@overlanderwendyzainolabidi7790]

The virus of nurgle

[@esdraskuhn8896]

Beastmen might finally get some new models

[@theonetheonlygod1351]

@@mistersandman5811 why are they called daemons in 40k because daemons are good but demons are bad and from what we know they do they seem pretty bad

[@mistersandman5811]

@@theonetheonlygod1351 honestly have no idea, I guess they just thought the wording of it fit the theme of 40k idk

[@p0mus]

Was that mountain...a... Red rocket??

[@bujtorm]

...Unfortunately, yes.

[@warrengambrell2001]

No it’s a Dic-

[@Unknownplayer_0117]

I want this to be a Netflix series so bad

[@midnightxtale]

Too bad

[@Mtn_Dewit]

"We thought we were observing the planet. The planet was observing us." That quote is amazing and so Warhammer 40k. This world is literally a shrine to Slanesh and his followers.

[@patrickdees5256]

Who else but the demon god of pleasure and drugs, would make such vile creatures. XD

[@platinumchromee3191]

@@patrickdees5256 Khorne could do same but absolute murdermachine

[@Nverdis]

There’s a bit of Nurgle in there too. Slaanesh is Slaanesh but I wouldn’t call that “setting high standards/perfection”

[@lad7436]

It's so shamelessly cheesy and "cool" I love it.

[@zadeify9596]

Like even chaos gods would go that far.

[@RoxstarAM]

This series literally went from being a funny shitpost to being an in-depth war with furries and space marines And its fucking great

[@tachankafreeman3442]

indeed its amazing

[@Peter-Oak]

I now know that I want the furry to be the next official race from GW. They make chaos marines look like pre-schoolers.

[@Outlaw7263]

What if in the next vid the furries make a deal with one of the traitor legions? Like the Word Bearers, Thousand Sons, Alpha Legion, The Emperor's Children or the World Eaters.

[@sadwingsraging3044]

The war to save civilization is eternal... Never forget. Never forgive.

[@dankmemes8254]

@@Peter-Oak advanced slannesh daemons

[@Secret_Takodachi]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="191">3:11</a> The moment when a parody ascends to "canonical work status" ❤

[@IzyDrinksCafe]

"We thought we were observing the planet, but no. The planet was observing us." That line in any other movie would bring hard core chills

[@KantFromEC]

'Polkra has broken from reality... and now too, it must pass from it" This is on par with actual 30k/40k writing.

[@XD-sc4ix]

True Without context this would seem like something straight out of those short story detailing a minor event you find written on a codex or even a black library novel

[@arjunagordon7907]

MOST BADASS

[@Rhysman30]

Yeah, that line had me relisten. Pretty damn good writing.

[@animewarrior3]

I mean. 95% of the script is top notch writing. Better than a lot of official stuff

[@KantFromEC]

A yank and a brit shitposting black templars is somehow more engaging than anything on Warhammer+

[@GilesFAhrun]

"Are we going to leave it to die?" "No, brother. We must HELP it die." That's the most raw mercy-kill statement I ever heard.

[@battle-brotherthiel1563]

They were giving it The Peace of The Emperor

[@crownclowncreations]

So, if the planet is a furry, the grass is fur, the monsters are fleas and the hole with worms are the butthole, then the mountain.. the _red_ mountain.. with eruptions of.. goo... is.. is... oh my God!

[@solaire5266]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="236">3:56</a> WAIT I THINK I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE LANDING ZONE / PURPLE VINE FOREST SHIT WAS

[@CreepsMcPasta]

I now know more about this universe than actual 40k lore

[@mikesnapper9001]

this calls for some 40k themed creepypasta

[@ymir6843]

It's a pretty good start

[@shamrockshnake1366]

creepypasta of this universe when?

[@mateusfelipecardoso40kview3]

Space marines lost in the warp

[@Frost59]

LMAOOOO, Furry creepypasta

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

Their names were absolute genius, each of them is a medication. *_Bravecto_* flea & ticks for dogs, *_Veloxa_* de-worming med for dogs, *_Canesten_* vaginal yeast infections, *_Bayer_* drug company, *_Ivermectin_* parasitic worms. Each of their names reflects their ironic deaths.

[@darkwing1313]

Thank you captain. For a non-native-speaker this list is a god-sent. ;o) (I meant of course an "emperor-sent")

[@pain2573]

Only one I caught was Ivermectin. Thank you for this comment

[@umbles7007]

@@pain2573 same xD

[@WienerBrigadier]

the only one that caught my ear was Ivermectin. That's exceptional.

[@mwngt12]

You forgot *Pulchra* ;)

[@cyberlord64]

The quality of this meme is so high that it breaks the boundaries and enters into the zone of badassery

[@mrgamerboi2778]

It took me so long to realize: *That creature who attacked Brother Bravecto (R.I.P.) was a flea. And the worm creatures were tapeworms*

[@NateIsLame]

Please never ever stop making these. I am now nonironically so invested in this universe.

[@pulgmaz4564]

Istg they will make like a 30 minute short at one point and it will be legendary

[@rabies6418]

Awesome

[@slavdoggo389]

Fucking same

[@arthurlirafilho6678]

I recommend, if had not watched alredy, the TTS series of one God known as Bruva Alfabusa.

[@sussyfallen2914]

Me too 😂

[@bshr1nk3yk1d]

Someone needs to fund these guys so they can make this an entire series

[@adammckay852]

Theyve got a patreon, go ahead 😀

[@celticfox]

They're assisted by support.. From viewers like *you* !

[@steves578]

if they did that games workshop would either buy them or sue them.

[@timkai]

NooooOOOOO! GW will take them behind the paywall, screaming to be avenged!!

[@the_mancavewithjacob]

This 👆 I'm a furry and I approve this message

[@marksalmoneussorcerersupreme]

People who left the Furry community admitted that some circles have problems with people going around spreading STDs. so this is pretty spot on to me.

[@ignitedjony4527]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="92">1:32</a> THATS NOT A MOUNTAIN

[@LalaLand-ow2co]

“He was granted the emperor’s peace. And peace it was.” Such an underestimated line 👌

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

"Am I to understand that we must leave Pulchra to die?" "No Brother. We must help it die." That line is more 40k, than stuff that is *actually in* 40k. These dudes know their 40kverse.

[@vverbov22]

Emperor's peace is a known termin in wh40k, overused joke, still good btw

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@vverbov22 Not in the slightest. Honestly it reflects the religiousness really well.

[@Dongerino.]

I just love how the Names of the Brothers are all parasite-medicines for dogs or producers of these

[@sirbruno95]

That's cool. I didn't know that, but was wondering if the names were also a reference.

[@azura3277]

@@sirbruno95 ivermectin was a clear give away XD, and if u know it, it becomes more hilarious

[@westcoastwarriorsarchive7929]

I recognized ivermectin but not the other ones. good catch.

[@Huma270490]

Also, the enemies are dog parasites, thebones in the jungle are ticks and the worms are stomacal nits.

[@THE_SOSC]

Is it just me or does the narrator sound like optimus prime

[@arise_femto]

I only just realised what the mountain was

[@mr.iankp.5734]

I find it funny how the disclaimer doesn’t deny the endorsement of violence against furries, and just disassociates itself from GW.

[@austinape9466]

"This world has broken from reality...and now too, it must pass from it." that line plus the music is ridiculously epic for whats actually going down.

[@actricant]

Almost made me cry of how emotional it was.

[@officebear4637]

@@actricant cringe

[@voidstrider801]

@@officebear4637 Salty furry detected.

[@EstivenWBrai]

@@actricant same here boy, it was epic

[@yellowcam1422]

If you replace the furry stuff and keep everything else in the video it would still be an awesome warhammer animation with a solid script, bgm and voice acting tbh

[@gman5701]

"Reality has left Pulchra, Insanity bubbling at it's core... Tides of madness spring forth, Twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the human mind, to Babble and Bray... Pulchra has broken from reality... and now to, It must pass from it..." A true space marine with a monologue like that just makes me feel like this actually happened. His deep masked voice with that shit is amazing

[@joshuawall646]

The whole narrations sounds like something that would fit in a 40k novel.

[@magscat493]

I mean you can just listen to it without the video. Then imagine a more serious visual in your head. And it would definitely still be amazing lol.

[@yellowcam1422]

I know right? even if the warhammer and furry conflict might be getting stale and repetitive, the script and stories that these guys are writing are pure gold compared to GWs

[@linijkatekstu9626]

@@magscat493 killing furry planet is serious enough imo

[@lavatun]

Are you saying we should LET THE PLANET DIE?!..

[@strategylegend]

I can’t help but feel sad that I can’t give this amazing video more than one like. This is just absolutely amazing. Great work! I can’t wait to see more.

[@thesenate6885]

The tyranids would love that planet. It's litteraly a giant formation of bio mass

[@MASTER1LINK]

"No Brother, We must help it die" is such a bad ass line. I think this series has given us the most accurate version of space marines to this date. Keep up the good work

[@Marinealver]

I'm using that line for Warhammer+

[@Hust91]

The voicework and animation is fantastic, but the Astartes series is a thing and that is a truly insane bar to clear.

[@noahgrigles3242]

True and to add to that, this is what furries deserve.

[@kyrilleygo8379]

If Astartes didn't exist, I'd personally agree

[@JazzKazoo0930]

@@kyrilleygo8379 astartes has set a near unbeatable bar for the title of best Warhammer animation. I genuinely don't know if anyone can ever beat it

[@cameronmeyer8192]

It's a nice touch that the marines are named after veterinary pharmaceuticals.

[@kr4ftt]

Unfortunately English is not my main language, do you mind to write them down here? Thank you!

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck U Missed thiss..

[@mikehimes7944]

@@kr4ftt brother eye-ver-mectin

[@michaelmok3646]

“Brother ivermectin” 😂

[@karlleewhite610]

God I need the soundtrack

[@circeciernova1712]

It seriously helps when creators put ACTUAL subtitles up for their videos. Especially with all the vox effects, it makes it far simpler to understand anything you missed so you can move on. Not to mention the fact that more people can properly enjoy the video if they need subtitles for one reason or another. Don't ever think it is unappreciated.

[@ShaDO118k]

All humour aside, this is a surprisingly well written and gripping🤣. Kicks the shit out of the animations that games workshop do.

[@VikingTeddy]

Imagine a whole series. Done seriously, sans furries. Not that I don't enjoy them, I've just always dreamt of a decent 40k series. Still waiting. Sigh...

[@AlexG207]

Kicks the shit out of the millions of 40K fan films that never get released.

[@celticfox]

Lmao "the animations that games workshop do" Syama Pedersen will surely hang up his cap, now.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

@@VikingTeddy astartes was that. Too bad GW wanted to take control of that

[@patrickdees5256]

Because they give you what you want. A bloody grim dark setting, where though it looks neon and colorful, the gore, and the chaos is still there.

[@A_better_alternative]

The voice acting and the script was fantastic. Well done lads.

[@ShaDO118k]

Right! All joking aside, it's very well made😯.

[@animewarrior3]

The VA and script has only been getting better and better

[@Sovann_the_Mighty]

Now how do I recommend this video to my friends without them thinking I'm a degenerate lunatic with more than questionable internet history?

[@Jesplux]

@@Sovann_the_Mighty buy the T-shirt- when they witness your superior emperor-blessed garments then they can only choose to embrace your entertainment choices

[@SwordsAndRavens]

What's the voice mod??

[@Knoizeevr]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="19">0:19</a> lean zombies 😨💜

[@templarswindle9741]

Terra’s protectors chapter will join the black templars in this holy crusade

[@spicylemons490]

seeing the giant red mountain and feeling the mounting horror sink into your chest as you realize what it is, then having that continue to mount as it gets WORSE... I hate how funny this is.

[@patrickdees5256]

I know right? I was like "wait, did he say parasites?.... and Pink neon foliage.... and a red angry mountain that pierces the sky?? OH NO!!"

[@Paronak]

the worms near a hole... NOOOOOOOOOO

[@tacklefatkids1195]

@@patrickdees5256 I didn't get it until we saw the face 😭😭

[@patrickdees5256]

@@tacklefatkids1195 you are the innocent one.

[@FablesTold]

I got to the words Red and Angry and had to pause as I just repeated whispered "no.... noooo... please no..." to myself. I somehow managed to find the strength to not stop the video again, but I know not how.

[@onesalamanderspacemarine707]

The Flashgitz lads flex their animating muscles again. This series only gets better and better, keep it up you magnificent men.

[@mortekami]

@David Hovhannisyan The Codex Supports this request

[@mortekami]

@rose jack Look at me! Thots are temporary. The Crusade is Eternal

[@americancaesar4715]

@@mortekami We need to contact the Ordo Xenos branch and the Deathwatch to bring information about this new Xenos threat brother!

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck You Missed this

[@gabrielangelos2821]

Yes

[@MightyCyberMyth]

The writing is absolutely superb, and the animation is quite visually satisfying. Very well played, Brothers!

[@grapegecko7117]

Why isnt this in Love Death Robots?? This is ridiculously fun lore-wise

[@RegularDude]

"We must help it die." Chills. Excellent writing boys.

[@TimothyMark7]

I mean there is no better way to explain it in a situation like that

[@saipranavpalla1467]

*Top ten Most BADASS dons of Dorn*

[@slippytrippy8122]

"This world has broken from reailty: and now must pass from it" damn this writing is great. This is no longer a parody. The emperor himself would unironically react the exact same way

[@zeehero7280]

"OH MY SELF, DELETE THIS PLANET POST HASTE, BEFORE I DO IT PERSONALLY"

[@zerosen1972]

I SUMMON P R O H I B I T I O N H A M M E R

[@Journey_Awaits]

Live emperor reaction - 💀

[@duneydan7993]

I got an ad for a furry video while watching this! I didn't even knew it was possible!

[@sirguinea3513]

That ending speech was so fucking awesome. The animation is amazing too. I actually can't wait for more.

[@IronClique]

If Games Workshop claims, removes, or engages in any form or fashion with this series. It will be officially canon within the 40k universe.

[@criticalem]

no it wouldn't

[@earlhuffington6162]

@@criticalem I cringe at thee

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

HERRRRRRRRRRRRESYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE AVENGE OUR FALLEN BROTHERS THAT HAVE AXED AT THE NAPE AND FROM THE DEPTHS OF THEIR LOWER BACK SPINNNNNNE FOR THE EMPERORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cdestroyer2180]

You mean like what happened with Bugs from Meatcayon

[@gintokisakata6694]

Will the furries be granted gifts from the chaos gods? If so, will Slaanesh step down from his throne?

[@MarkaTella]

The moment I saw the “red mountain” and realized the ‘plants” looked like fur It was only time I connected two and two together…

[@SpankyM3Wanky]

Bro it took me like an hour to figure out that they were being attacked by fleas and worms from its asshole 😂😂😂

[@minihalkoja590]

I figured out what the "mountain" truly was only when it was revealed what the planet had really become.

[@_marshP]

"Pulsating ground threatened to swallow our ship" "ship in a clearing down south" D:

[@fidelismiles7439]

Dude....

[@robadc]

The moment I saw the flea I verbally stated "Oh god no"

[@RikkiLane]

Man, we need more of these

[@0quamarin3]

The way a gasp formed when I realized what the mountain was

[@stuckinaboxhere]

The fact that this is written so well is what makes it so good, it sounds almost like an actual Black Library story lol

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

If you just listen to it without watching then nothing really seems amiss.

[@TurbanCatMccoy]

I mean, take the furries out and it already is a 40k story. Think the giant fat man planet fallen to Slaanesh. Pretty much lore friendly if you ask me.

[@justindaughrity9680]

@@TurbanCatMccoy How do you know that the furries weren't caused by Slaanesh?

[@greenshinigami5566]

@@justindaughrity9680 Slaanesh has nothing on the furries

[@Frame_Late]

@@greenshinigami5566 Slaanesh has everything to do with the furries.

[@exterminater267]

I am 100% invested in this story. You portray the Imperium better than any other channel, and the unironic fight against a comedic foe makes it that much better.

[@tigerdalandan]

Same here! 😆

[@gerald5561]

What do you mean a comedic foe? THIS IS A FUCKING AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT.

[@sithlordjames3364]

Bro please don't stop ever making these They're so good

[@velentr]

Congratulations on the recognition, @Janovich just dropped a beautiful appreciation video on this dubious master piece.

[@miku_hoshino]

It CAME as a surprise

[@velentr]

​@@miku_hoshino Sacred Battle Brother: *Ew, gross.*

[@crywlf9103]

As soon as I saw the mountain my fears were confirmed about the “grass” and the “clearing in the jungle”

[@TheGyuuula]

And dat pyroclastic flow.... 🙌

[@Protoaster]

@@TheGyuuula it’s not a pyroclastic flow comrade…..

[@FleurLavie]

LMAO

[@L_encelado]

the worm like creatures

[@lAngelingl]

The pulsating ground that opened into a hole

[@madamclair8474]

Unironically, this can totally be canon. there's already a giant, morbidly obese man so big it has its own atmosphere

[@jamesfreeman3617]

Living planets are actually fairly common in 40k mostly in the eye of terra I could so see this as a Slaanesh world

[@jnev5572]

@@jamesfreeman3617 the 1k sons true plan if they get a hold of Fenris to spite them

[@The9KChannel]

wingsofredemption

[@davidfrancisco3502]

It's a daemonic world of Slaanesh mutated into the form of a gigantic obese man.

[@Memelord1117]

@@jnev5572 U/Vezimira

[@saltymisfit6566]

Oh my God I hope there are so many more in the stable for this series I have come back and watch the entire series like three times now in the past 4 days and it gets funnier every single f****** time

[@300SonsofOdin]

This is so grimmdark, it should be a canon lore where the templars fight beastmen mutants.

[@hollowwolloh8794]

"The fallen shall forever be remembered as the emperor's finest" May the fallen rest in peace.

[@halo129830]

When will my boys the blood ravens show up then my life will be complete… what I’m a bloody magpie.

[@halo129830]

@Random Platypus with Internet knowledge is power guard it well brother

[@Dr_Disconnect]

The lore and backstory of this series is getting deep. Can't wait to watch 20 more videos of it over the next 4 years.

[@DogseatDogs]

Maybe in the future, the Black Templars will bring the Crusade to Titans, Ghouls and Vampires.

[@NoelistAvenger]

Heheh. "Getting deep".

[@GusTaJooJ_OFC]

@@NoelistAvenger "Deep" Yu say, ay... 😏

[@kryss2751]

Hopefully it's not 4 videos over the next 20 years lmao

[@OnurTheXbot]

“INTRODUCING” made me have a jump scare.

[@evolutionpersonaltraining]

A furry joke creates a more compelling, engaging and lore-accurate show on WH40K than almost anything GW's licensees have. Madness.

[@foxbeats8485]

I normally don’t like furry hate, but these animations are an exception because well… there kind of amazing not gonna lie 😅😁🤣

[@ArchivedFox]

And strangely enough less smut, since that Inquisitor Draco book exists.

[@ledraken3388]

@@foxbeats8485 ^

[@ArchivedFox]

@@foxbeats8485 You might want to check out Furry Force too.

[@Zuion_Art]

@@ArchivedFox no

[@willbramley7175]

Fun detail: the name of the planet was once called pulchra. Pulchra in latin means beautiful. The planet was once beautiful. Astounding detail Flashgitz. Keep it up!!

[@jacobcox4565]

Emphasis on *once.* It really was like a mercy killing.

[@silverflight01]

Oh, so that's what they were saying. I could barely tell what they were saying in the beginning.

[@comradecockatoo3558]

I barely understood what the brothas were saying through the helmet, and I mistook it for “Okra” XD

[@fireflameft2964]

Do you want another fun detail? The mountain was a furry cock

[@MonotoneGaming]

I bought the shirt and mouse pad the same day I saw this video, love them, keep up the good work, Flashgitz, love you guys!

[@SauceyPineapple]

The newest one is so fucking cinematic it makes me feel weird but a cool feeling it's funny how the videos of this series plays out

[@skytheannur6168]

That moment when Flashgitz cares more about 40k than GW ever did.

[@Dornana]

Furry detected. Termination: Eminent

[@YAH93]

@@Dornana I actually heard that in that Abathur-ish voice in my mind

[@thatonederpyhorse4482]

@@Dornana he aint wrong tho

[@silverflight01]

"We thought we were observing the planet, but the planet…was observing us." Damn, that's more terrifying than a moon being a Necromorph (Dead Space 3)

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

Especially when you realise that the "mountain" was a... erm... 'red rocket'.

[@silverflight01]

@@VeryDeathlyShiny That explained the "flow", though I'm sure not everyone has figured it out yet.

[@raistlarn]

@@silverflight01 surprised there were people that didn't get it when the jungle looked like hair and one of the brothers got killed by a giant flea.

[@consumerjtc5835]

Not even the brother moons want to touch this shit.

[@toxtricity4450]

Not even mentioning what the landing zone was on...

[@Hiatus-Humanus]

Damn! Why was this so dope though? Flashgitz should totally make more serious anime, that dialogue was amazing!

[@tupimpacaterpillar8420]

By far this space marines vs the furrys is the best video this channel made, my brother and i always watch them when they release a new one

[@PikaPetey]

I freaking love this furry crusade series

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck You Missed this

[@vcvcf1896]

Watch this turn into a full on movie with a run time of 104 minutes. 😆

[@em4six348]

isn't this the first episode?

[@OmnicronDelta]

@@em4six348 no. i dont think so

[@ablacktemplar1971]

as. You. Should.

[@antic7711]

Bruh, everything about this series-the animation, the voice acting, the lore, the writing and dialogue, are unironically top tier! Hot damn!

[@Shinrasin]

It better then most of the show that other people come out with!

[@adill5160]

I saw this thinking this was like a classic, 4 months ago?! THESE ARE STILL BEING MADE?!

[@tinkytank5110]

Hope that there can be a series of this kind.

[@jamesnigelkunjuro12]

This is a totally canon rendition of the Black Templars fighting against the forces of Slaanesh - convince me otherwise.

[@smiesznywalenty658]

No convincing needed. Youre absolutely right

[@Voltboy1449]

BROTHER WE MUST PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE FOR THE EMPEROR

[@scionace9523]

Did anyone notice tht the names of the battle-brothers were Drugs? Ivermectin, really? hahahaha

[@Zoanthr0p3s]

Or it could be tzeentch fucking with the black templars

[@davsab4624]

i think even slaanesh would be kinda freaked out by the furries

[@gar2yc]

Dude, this is honestly better than GW's official animations.

[@AxxLAfriku]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ba

[@lI-tm2pn]

Anything is better than warhammer + lol

[@smokeytherat1533]

True lmfao

[@CameronBrtnik]

@@AxxLAfriku oh AxxL

[@Pred.]

not a very hard bar to pass omegalul

[@Visual39]

Me: WOW those are absolutely badass space marine names! Me after reading the comments: Huh.. i never thought i'd say that about flea repellent

[@galaxykinggamer5082]

I LOVE this video! It’s so well animated and funny

[@DEUS_VULT_INFIDEL]

I had a bad feeling when they made planetfall, but I wasn't sure of why until they were attacked by the giant insect. By then I knew exactly what was going on, and the true horror they faced.

[@Oryxification]

Crab Lice.

[@countofarcadia]

Only the divine fire of exterminatus unfortunate as it is to call upon such an order can stop this plague.

[@urchinblues7928]

@Just Dope what is the context of this? What is going on? What’s this have to do with sexual deviant symbiotes being wiped out by space marines?

[@oran9415]

@@urchinblues7928 the “planet” is a giant furry

[@urchinblues7928]

@@oran9415 not that the link to the Islamic scripture that keeps getting dropped in the comments. I think it’s bots or something.

[@arinfrankhouse1147]

Okay, so, these are the known casualties... Bravecto: named for a flea and tick pesticide for dogs; killed by a giant tick Virbac: an animal pharmaceutical company Polder: a general-purpose company that makes kitchen, bath and beauty products Castem: metalworking company Veloxa: dog dewormer Bayer: multipurpose pharmaceutical company Ivermectin: the (in)famous horse and sheep dewormer I doubt they chose these names at random.

[@nautilusstopmotion8304]

Ivermectin is also used to treat human parasites, not just livestock.

[@patrickdees5256]

And knowing that makes it even funnier

[@Acesahn]

@@nautilusstopmotion8304 Ooh, the Ministry of Truth isn't going to like this comment.

[@ericgaius8791]

Well yeah, it's a running joke in the dialogue, unrelated to anything else (yet). They probably heard "Castem" or "Ivermectin," had the errant thought that it would be an excellent Astartes name, and the rest wrote itself.

[@platogkrone7161]

@@Acesahn ??

[@Uzi_StoleYourToast]

You deserve your own Netflix show.

[@badvibes9155]

I just realized what that single mountain is.

[@samup4378]

The storytelling, the voice acting and the animation sold me in wanting more of these cartoons!

[@asultan7049]

@Logan Roof News Ok Furry

[@87Kyrosan]

As a 40K fan, this animation is amazing. And the thing that fascinates me the most is despite the parody nature of black templar vs furries, if you took the music and the dialogue, it would fit perfectly in a serious 40k short story.

[@quistan2]

Its an art that has been lost brother. You see, the flashgitz boys play wh40k, or at least have. In order to make parody that is actually funny, you have to keep the driving lane close to the real thing, the comedy comes from the subversion of expectation only in the peripheral.

[@Gloryholrr]

@@quistan2 im surprise they dont do more considering the name of the channel.

[@mattsterh7740]

Slaanesh's gifts are many

[@DarkZodiacZZ]

@@mattsterh7740 I do smell a little bit of Nurgle in the mix too.

[@mattsterh7740]

@@DarkZodiacZZ when worlds collide, when worlds collide

[@DraugSatan]

"Pulchra has broken from reality. And now, too, it must pass from it." - I go months without watching this video, and that line still pops into my head at regular intervals. This quality writing and voice acting for such a dumbshit fucking video is my favourite piece of moden art.

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

I feel like the furries would be infused with chaos and the favorites of Slaanesh.