Futurama - Zapp Brannigan is Invincible at Playing Games

[@WilliamAndrews0]

"if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate" might be the best line ever written.

[@bon-chan7197]

Teenagers do it and they seem pretty on the ball

[@icicle_ai]

That actually seems pretty smart if you think about it. Ya know, besides all the game/sports mixing

[@dwaugh2215]

*Groans*

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

"Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!” - The man with no name, Zapp Brannigan.

[@pat2rome]

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces," he says as he crosses his legs

[@xlr20ice]

I believe that move is called “concealing the bishop”

[@bon-chan7197]

Covering the king

[@Mustbeplayingwithhisunibrow]

But you see the peices Infront of you

[@bon-chan7197]

@@Mustbeplayingwithhisunibrow its a male genitalia joke

[@pat2rome]

@@Mustbeplayingwithhisunibrow it's two jokes in one: one joke is that Zapp doesn't understand chess (like you said, you see all the pieces). The other joke is that "pieces" means his genitals, which he's concealing when he crosses his legs.

[@ximec.r.2643]

He's the very definition of charisma over literally anything else for a leader

[@BeaverChainsaw]

I dunno, zapp isn’t charismatic, I’d call him more of an example of unchecked narcissism with a pint of sheer stupidity!

[@Nomed38]

Zapp Brannigan's speeches are so powerful they inspire those under his command to follow him anywhere. Sadly for those idiots it usually meant their early deaths.

[@pelhamtp1]

I have wave upon wave of my soldiers available for you.

[@christianwise637]

@@pelhamtp1 Guy at the back: "YOU SUCK!"

[@drjamespotter]

Usually? Always!

[@tomfallon4440]

Truly a military genius

[@neelk752]

"congratulations, youre hired.. as the voice of kiff!" "Ughhh"

[@misterwolf3817]

Zapp Brannigan might not be the brightest mind, but he still is invincible.

[@courtneycherry5582]

The leader we don't deserve 😂

[@john_blues]

"The hell it is." 🤣

[@jamesluma4556]

my favorite was the last clip

[@kidmetr]

"So beautiful, yet so neutral"

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

(Sarcastic said)How he became captain, is beyond me

[@DvirPick]

They actually state his victories multiple times throughout the show. He always attacks defenseless peaceful planets and unsurprisingly emerges victorious. His rank also changes throughout the show.

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

@@DvirPick im sorry, i forgot to put this on my first comment

[@Useless831]

Nice

[@pelhamtp1]

Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper. Kiff we have a conundrum.

[@matthewmeachem2259]

Ughhh

[@kevincaldwell4707]

I truly hope all these characters come back in the relaunch of Futurama

[@xenolalia]

Remember that time we elected Zapp Brannigan president

[@RaynmanPlays]

Honestly, they overdid Zapp's stupidity. Would've been a better and more lasting character if he was just slightly less stupid. He also apparently orchestrates entire wars for his own personal glory and fame, but he's this stupid? Well, maybe his stupidity is a front.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Starting entire wars for his own personal glory and fame is incredibly stupid.

[@jtmarlin336]

This is why Futurama is way better than the simpsons

[@samalvey8168]

Weary sigh.