BBQ And Ice Cream Nonstop In Dallas

[@speedmetalmassiah567]

“I’m no longer taking bar recommendations from hot girls” absolutely sage advice

[@narius_jaden215]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah super hot people do NOT understand the true struggle lol

[@Night_Stary]

Idk, if you're genuinely nice and kind, people feel the energy and share it back. If people are nice to you just because you're hot, they're disgusting and their kindness is worthless

[@Ubernaught012]

​@@Night_Stary people are subconsciously more trusting/nicer to attractive people. It just sorta is that way.

[@chairofthebored]

​@Night_Stary you can be as kind as you want, but there are actually studies proving that hot people get treated better Obviously a hot asshole gets treated worse than a nice but unattractive person, but in general if you're good looking ppl will default to treating you better to start

[@MisterNightfish]

It's so accurate, too. Attractive people rarely realise how different the world is when you're not attractive. It's like playing on a different difficulty setting.

[@mdrafiul2198]

7:37 "I'm not attractive enough to have a lot of fun " dammmmn that's relatable

[@wyatt5542]

literally me

[@Yxki-1]

He definitely sounds attractive.

[@Leotastick]

Real

[@arent2295]

​@@Yxki-1might end up as another Corpse husband situation

[@shelbyjackson6903]

​@@arent2295 he's done face content before in his old videos

[@TDGabriel-w2p]

seeing him going outside is enoght to make a grown man cry.

[@geezlouise420]

And to talk to the man cooking the briskets? I'm weeping

[@kyhtN]

but not this grown man get back in there tear

[@ank582]

Im not a grown man but I teared up too

[@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth]

Rally enoght

[@netnu]

@@kyhtNcloudy with a chance of meatballs reference??

[@barenz8185]

11:07 "gimme some fries" *dips pickle*

[@nazaiiz5081]

His brain is not braining at that moment

[@muhammadnurikhwanismail5216]

“are you hydrated?” pleasee the random questions 😂

[@salmonavocado821]

he is so cutee

[@delted438]

It's how zoomers make small talk. They usually don't go outside so the "nice weather" small talk has turned into "have you remembered to drink water and breathe air today?"

[@Datscrazi231]

@@delted438is not that deep

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

​@@delted438I forgor to air 💀

[@delted438]

@@Datscrazi231 yeah I was totally being super serious when I said "have you remembered to breathe air today?" LMAO. You and your fellow zoomers should lay off the tide pods maybe.

[@GentleCrank]

I feel like a proud parent when I see FutureCanoe interact more and more with strangers

[@fleshtaffy]

I felt bad when he so arrogantly called that guy out for sweating though, as if it was odd he was sweating around all those smokers lol

[@gggf4766]

@@fleshtaffy he asked if hes hydrated or no tho

[@kmkabir4138]

10:30 Are you guys ready to see me suffer? Always Best duo ever 😂

[@MsR87376]

😂

[@meiiow6284]

good friends xD

[@Teddy_txs-000]

Trio

[@Daretobestupider]

That's how you can tell they're friends.

[@Justlov4]

He's evolving into a canoe! He's asking people if their hydrated. Going outside. Hanging out with more people. Showing emotion. 😁 I love that guy that was showing you the smoker. "Yeeeee" I don't eat a lot of meat but the BBQ looks good

[@prathamshah4762]

10:29 "Always" aww u have such supportive frnds

[@AtBurgerKingWithMyBurgerQueen]

6:04 “Why cut sugar when I can just cut my lifespan” -FUTURECANOE 2024

[@bbysiea]

words to live by

[@AlexJames-et4ps]

I love men who cook, display dry humor and have no face.

[@thegerblinradio]

So you’re into eldritch cooking husbands? (This is a joke, do not end my radioactive isotopes)

[@coco-wc1cz]

that blue bell aisle looks so good idk how to describe it its just satisfying to look at, like the golden ratio of grocery store aisles

[@fleshtaffy]

Fuck is blue bell anyways? Must be a Murican thing

[@dasbooterror]

10:46 You can't fake that "Oh fuck I've gone over my limit for spicy food, and now I'm in a boiling hell of my own creation" wavering in your voice. That folks, is actual spicy suffering.

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

9:28 She 100% thought you told her to stfu

[@AndrewL82]

The A Bomb made you break character. You almost sounded normal during your spicy suffering. Hope you had fun ❤

[@1Nasher_]

do you even know what "breaking character" means? this is literally him not a character he puts on he even said in a video some time ago how insecure he was because of it/suprised how positive the youtube comments reacted

[@AndrewL82]

@1Nasher_ "do you even know what" shut up!

[@1Nasher_]

@@AndrewL82 nah i rather not booboo its funnier to watch you throw your temper tantrum over the fact that you know dogshi :D

[@AndrewL82]

@@1Nasher_ I love how you arrive at conclusions such as a temper tantrum or can't get a simple joke. Whatever is troubling you in life to be the ONLY person to have a negative comment after 142 people understood what I said is proof positive that misery is a choice.

[@SchoolVideosGoHere]

@@1Nasher_ Yikes.Chill out man. He definitely sounded more frantic and emotional than usual and was genuinely in pain. I don't know why you're beating Andrew up for observing that. And even if someone sounds a certain way, most YTers and performers play up parts of their personality for an effect. And sometimes they _do break_ and don't do it as much. It's not a big deal. You'll still have presents under the tree, I promise!

[@Tessa_0227]

If you ever doubt your appeal, remember I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I enjoyed this video all the way through and only after finishing it I kinda went 'hang on I can't even eat any of this'. I kinda just tend to always enjoy your videos because of your personality, no matter the food.

[@venom133br]

This was so sweet, almost as all that ice cream he ate. Cheers

[@williamhardee8863]

Well at least you have something to look forward to if you ever quit being a vegetarian. Also since you’re vegetarian you can eat Ice Cream right?

[@Tessa_0227]

@@williamhardee8863 i don't see myself quitting lmaooo buy yess i can eat ice cream since the vegan life is not for me

[@christopherjackson2685]

@futurecanoe I found you a girlfriend

[@Breizhylian]

I can physically feel the awkwardness from the "Shut the Clock up" conversation at the end lmao.

[@Luna4funa]

A GREAT START TO A MONDAY!!!

[@MisterNightfish]

A picky eater is the perfect sidekick for future canoe. Kinda how in buddy cop movies there is that by the book, straight-laced cop and he teams up with the loose cannon, "chief demands your badge once per day" cop.

[@danielw8776]

The brisket at pecan lodge was dry because they gave you lean brisket. My least favorite thing about pecan lodge is they don't let you choose what section of brisket you want.

[@PredictableEnigma]

Out of curiosity, is it typical in Dallas for places to let you pick what brisket section you get? Is it an obstacle for the restraunt if everyone picks the fatty parts and the lean parts go mostly uneaten?

[@GameOn0827]

IMO pecan lodge has fallen off in general. Maybe not fallen off as much as not kept up with everyone else.

[@HardinProuductionsOriginal]

Nope sorry. That's just bad brisket. No brisket should be dry unless you suck

[@meromero3743]

The most emotion I have heard from FutureCanoe

[@oswaldorodriguez5728]

Dude, I'm surviving my depression and alcoholism with fluoxetine and your videos. Thanks a lot for that!!

[@donnre6825]

try magic shrooms lol

[@syedsakifrahman3021]

Hoping you'll do better soon. Best wishes!

[@Willoww296]

@@donnre6825what’s that

[@Itslibster]

The best part of my day is watching futurecanoe eat food whilst I eat food. it’s almost like I’m not alone in my kitchen with a 6 piece nugget meal!

[@yukipaw1702]

I love these NPC food review videos, it just feels so relaxing and honest.

[@goenawanarief4027]

11:00 "why do I keep doing this?" me: for our fun LOL

[@gilbertobautista985]

When i have a good meal in front of me a Future Canoe video while I eat is a MUST! Thank you for the content!

[@Marte0107]

10:53 I don’t think I have heard such long and emotionally charged sentences from FutureCanoe before

[@Smitty.Werben]

Thanks for giving us a new video! Now I don’t have to binge the old ones for dopamine

[@jordanarnold6783]

"Only Frieza Day" Straight died laughing

[@nickvangeel]

I did not expect a TFS reference

[@angelitoishappy7918]

10:58 man was WHIMPERING 😭

[@ethan2060]

Hot take from someone in Texas: Beef Rib is a tourist trap. It's mostly fat and the bone weighs so much that you're getting so little for your money

[@TheYardninja]

Goodness I just realized that, that legitimately seems like a scam now

[@ethan2060]

@@TheYardninja yeah like if you enjoy the taste that much more than pork rib or brisket then go for it! But it really isn't worth it imo

[@HardinProuductionsOriginal]

That's cause the beef Ribs they make are those NASTY ASS SHORT RIBS. Back Ribs are way better but they're super rich so they can be hard to eat. Juicier and much more flavorful.

[@FallUpSlowly]

Not a tourist trap, very delicious to all the locals as well

[@jakel9030]

My mom uses them to make a big Korean lettuce wrap dinner that is absolutely amazing. Plus, as a Texan, I have nothing bad to say about beef fat. It’s definitely a preference thing, and I guess a socioeconomic thing maybe, but you don’t have to get them all the time, but I would not say that they aren’t worth it.

[@J0hnnyonthespot]

Future, your channel is the best thing on KZbin. It ain’t falling off. I’ve watched literally every single video you got on KZbin.

[@Ansteryx]

I go to UTD, and Ricky's is really close by. I've been in love with that place for years, and I've been to a lot of hot chicken places. Seeing it randomly pop up in this video was genuinely such a nice surprise. Ricky's and Hattie B's are in a league of their own in my opinion, and it was very validating to see that you feel the same.

[@Mervinrodrigues]

Idk y this comment is liked so much

[@Smitty.Werben]

10000% agree!

[@idratherbewithmycatrightnow]

I thought we were all crushing on him parasocially already 🤔

[@inmydarkesthour2278]

100%

[@IsuckedyouC]

Zombie dicks

[@Theone-bq7do]

real

[@Khanxay]

Blue bell has been my comfort ice cream brand for like ~30 years now. Maybe once a year, I'll grab one of the larger tubs and just enjoy the whole thing in one sitting while listening to some music.

[@nob_69]

i love this guy relatable as hell somehow

[@amasterfuldesktop4935]

I like the way you interacted with that smokemaster. It felt natural. Good job.

[@jacobhill3302]

What a gem of a channel. So simple yet so unique

[@charlesbarlow3970]

10:58 brother sounds like he’s having the time of his life instead of being in pain. Lol

[@ValleryYV]

Yeah 😂 but then the noice of his burping took me by surprise... like if he wanted to throw out

[@adnanahbab5227]

7:50 bro speaking facts 🗣️🗣️

[@Atomicinferno95]

Bro, if you made it to Ricky's in Richardson, you could've driven 15 more minutes to Frisco for Hutchins... But I'm glad you had a good time! The Dallas food scene is severely underrated!

[@jakel9030]

For those that don’t live in Dallas for sure, and Dallas isn’t a tourist town. It’s a business town, which is good because nobody comes here and we have phenomenal food.

[@Muzashi_san]

11:20 When i first heard that, I thought he said "The sight of your face really hurts" 😅😂😂

[@Bibi-c4b]

I thought he was saying that too, but the difference is that I still don’t know what he’s saying 😅

[@ASienFire]

"it gets worse-Take a bite bra" Brotherly love xD

[@Kaiderussy]

10:33 the in sync "allways" no way 💀

[@lizzykayOT7]

The ice cream looks like heaven. Apparently heaven is a grocery store. I always assumed as much. The second BBQ place looked legit. Yum.

[@jakel9030]

Man, you missed out on Cattleack. My family has been in Dallas for generations, and that is by far the best that has popped up. The woman that runs it is a top shelf operator and they’ve been killing it since they opened.

[@p_gga]

9:02 that caught me off guard 💀

[@rafidrafsani1658]

Today is my birthday. I opened yt at 12am and your video popped up. Thanks for making my day nice!

[@LanaAnderson-v5y]

Happy birthday!🎉

[@reduchimaki]

4:53 "we should try to make smoked beef at home" *a wild radioactive beef has spawned*

[@MikeOuttaphone]

Pro tip when ordering TX BBQ- Always ask for the point, if available. Much juicier and fattier. Thanks for spreading the gospel of Blue Bell! Much love from DFW!

[@yeee5358]

This is the only kind of vlog (apart from casey neistat's) that I can sit through and watch the whole thing without skipping forward or clicking off. Even before playing the video I know it's going to be straight to the point, sprinkled with humour and no wasted seconds. Appreciate it and keep up the good work

[@kwonster8824]

8:22 I love the TFS reference lol

[@ericripley4716]

"We didnt get christmas back on Vegeta, we only had Frieza day" such an underrated line.

[@Lavious_]

3:21 DUDEEEE your car looks soo niceee

[@prathamshah4762]

Ima just say it Im in love with him 🫣❤️ He's so cute 🥺

[@reduchimaki]

4:53 "we should try to make smoked beef at home" *radioactive beef enters the chat*

[@desert0bear690]

Hey welcome to Texas glad you enjoyed it

[@sadbug]

Well, Dallas, not really Texas

[@starvinmarvin2130]

This the first time ive seen food on here that make me actually hungry

[@vincent_._black]

"are you guys ready to see me suffer?" "always" x2 😆

[@monalisaseyebrow5625]

Words cannot explain just how much I love this man

[@CrunchyElia]

I like how FutureCanoe pretty much ate Blue Bell ice cream every waking moment of his day at Dallas but didn't have any of it while eating the Carolina reaper hot chicken. Respect 💯

[@SeanQuinn4]

Blue Bell Tin roof has my wife stalking the ice cream aisle with its seasonality / limited editionedness.

[@DrPlagueReborn]

"We didn't get Christmas on Vegeta,all we had was frieza day" W Dbza reference

[@AnishPatelxHindu_Boss]

Glad he came over to experience some Dallas BBQ!

[@oshaghennessey9829]

Therapy: getting super high, sitting down with a huge plate of food, and watching this channel

[@unknownedleaf]

this is the first futurecanoe video to make me hungry

[@Arrowflight]

but.... where did you put the pint of ice cream inbetween? Am i the only one fixating on that?

[@bbysiea]

11:30 bro destroyed his mouth so bad he became an actual AI

[@jemetiuswade1461]

Lol you came to texas during one of the bighest storms of the Year

[@bobies480]

I love you futurecanoe. Your videos are basically like a pain killer and the outro makes me calm

[@floppy_hands1770]

Him eating the spicy food and practically moaning and crying in pain is so funny

[@jannamasters6459]

The way I laughed out loud at work 9:19

[@BaTycoon]

8:20 Frieza day is the best

[@YamLover23]

What a way to start the day

[@epicsardines6440]

I went to Dallas for the first time at the end of this past October. Terry blacks was so good. Literally the only reason to go to dallas

[@texxantexxan135]

Bro. Hutchins is number 1 for a reason

[@moises_2340]

11:24 bro went quiet and started breathing hard🤣🤣

[@ritchierich2793]

Greatest Advertisement/product placement video ever in the history of KZbin... Heck made me even want go try some blue bell ice cream..

[@amuboaa]

plz dont die i love ur content

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Blue bell Pistachio and almond is also an insanely good one 😋

[@why_all_the_username_taken]

i agree with larry underwood. it makes me feel like futurecanoe in the bluebell aisle❤❤❤

[@notkoval]

If you're ever in Denver you gotta go to the french press for breakfeast. their food is amazing. Also the countless breweries with kitchens as well

[@Doomercoomer-ej9zz]

Flexible struggle meal Balkan style 1. Start by boiling 5 minute macaronies for 1 person, if its a lower struggle level meal I add chicken stock (any soft pasta is fine) 2.(optional if smol struggle)While boiling cook any meat available, ex minced meat or frozen meatballs or sausages, or bacon! Whatever I have in the freezer. 3. When macaronies are done cooking, drain them and put them in a bowl. Mix in a any available cheese (Cheese is kinda expensive so depends on the struggle level), a spoonfull of creme freische. Cracked black pepper. 4. This is the key to the whole recipe, Vegeta. Which is basically MSG but fully natural and from the balkans, Its available @ walmart and is a staple in any balkan household Sprinkle a bit over the macaronies, mix, then sprinke again. 5. (Optional) Top with the meat.

[@75yomu]

9:17 Laughed way more than I need to

[@covenant11]

"Giant Beef Rib" was my nickname at culinary school.

[@SoldrfMfortune]

Texas dive bars are pretty welcoming, if you're polite and sincere. You don't gotta be pretty in a dive bar, just be a good guy. Pool halls are also welcoming, depending on if its league night or not

[@ivancruz9095]

DALLAS MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOO

[@elbervideos]

I’m so happy you came to Dallas !!!

[@jupiterj1065]

You’re making me wanna go out and get some blue bell 😂 glad u enjoyed!!!

[@surhudeshpande]

Man please make longer videos. I would like to watch you for hours in a totally nongay straight way

[@fadpanda3873]

Strangely it's when he's interacting with others that I'm the happiest

[@JoeTheSquidOfficial]

It’s nice to see you coming out of your shell. I felt you wouldn’t have spoke to that smoker as easy a few months back. Nice to see

[@yesipan]

DALLAS MENTIONED 🙏🗣🔥

[@mothicebird3846]

wholesome as ever

[@prosaically]

Buttered pecan is truly amazing.

[@TheTTimeShow]

recommendation, warm peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream, also see if you can find Dublin sodas(the original makers of Dr. pepper ), also for the giggles see if you can get to an HEB , their tortillas are pretty good especially the butter ones(the ice cream their is also really good), also also try poking around fort worth, I personally find it a bit more pleasant than Dallas

[@jarchi6988]

I'm in this video! The guy with the bulbasaur on his hat.

[@larainejohnson8105]

10:57 I laughed so hard I split my lip😂

[@railasvuo]

I love these vlogs.

[@WolfieSilveira]

If I ever were to go to USA, I for sure want to go to that famous BBQ place in Texas.