Loot Crate, The Fun Box and Nerdy Byrd June 2017 | Ashens

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@BoredPCGuy
@BoredPCGuy 7 жыл бұрын
For the record, your channel never gets old.
@Uzur9
@Uzur9 7 жыл бұрын
But sadly, we do. Ni!
@NessLow
@NessLow 7 жыл бұрын
BoredPCGuy been subscribed for 10 years you're pretty much right.
@Ced.H
@Ced.H 7 жыл бұрын
BoredPCGuy I was watching some of his early vids and there pretty much the same as now beside the crap camera lol
@Zebra_M
@Zebra_M 7 жыл бұрын
I do miss the poundland items. Found them more interesting than the action figures.
@theframe100
@theframe100 7 жыл бұрын
I think it has always been old. It's part of the charm.
@Zaph0d
@Zaph0d 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus that Loot Crate is embarrassing, a Hulk bowl that probably cost 12p to make and £7 to license ?
@wobinidan
@wobinidan 7 жыл бұрын
Zaph00dd I don't believe that you can copyright the concept of fat green fingers so really you're just paying for the sticker on the box.
@noel_21
@noel_21 4 жыл бұрын
@@wobinidan It has a Marvel copyright mark on the bottom so it must be licenced.
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 3 жыл бұрын
For me the Loot Crate is always a bit cringey
@alvstar84
@alvstar84 7 жыл бұрын
Love how other KZbinrs doing Loot Crates are like "that's pretty cool", Ashens straight up tell it like it is "that's fuckin shit"
@StarrNOM
@StarrNOM 7 жыл бұрын
Ew, I thought the Hulk bowl would have the fingers molded in 3D or something, at the very least.
@hannahridgeway4746
@hannahridgeway4746 3 жыл бұрын
Pathetic isn't it 😂
@kevinpatrickcarey3741
@kevinpatrickcarey3741 2 жыл бұрын
@@hannahridgeway4746 yah its just a cheapo transfer that will wear off after about 5 dish washes
@turniphead986
@turniphead986 7 жыл бұрын
I kinda wish there was a UK version of the series "Toy Hunter", with Stuart as host... Going round the country, visiting car boot sales and the like, and picking up all kinds of rare tat. That'd be ace!!
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 7 жыл бұрын
Turnip Head I'd pay good money to see that! He could burn the shite stuff as well with his signature blowtorch and in a bonfire. :D!!!
@turniphead986
@turniphead986 7 жыл бұрын
Max Scardanelli Ahahah, a bonfire would be quite the upgrade! Throw in a Vault of Purgatory and Museum of Intetesting Items and we'd have one pretty amazing show...
@jamesbarnousky1270
@jamesbarnousky1270 5 жыл бұрын
They could 100% rebrand that bowl with Shrek 5 and nobody would question it.
@GigaStink
@GigaStink 7 жыл бұрын
That was actually a great Transformers noise impersonation.
@VulpisFoxfire
@VulpisFoxfire 7 жыл бұрын
Except he did the wrong one...he used the one for going from robot to altform, with the lowering tone. Altmode to robot has a rising tone.
@maxjenkinson9870
@maxjenkinson9870 7 жыл бұрын
VulpisFoxfire we need more people like you 😂😂
@Locke3OOO
@Locke3OOO 7 жыл бұрын
Max Jenkinson too bad they can't procreate :(
@maxjenkinson9870
@maxjenkinson9870 7 жыл бұрын
Locke3OOO hahahahaha
@anathema2776
@anathema2776 4 жыл бұрын
Valacar6 said
@corncobjohnsonreal
@corncobjohnsonreal 7 жыл бұрын
that bowl is the worst thing I've seen in my life
@Jess-mw2ex
@Jess-mw2ex 7 жыл бұрын
Corncob Johnson real Do you not remember the inflatable crown
@Thealmightysanchez
@Thealmightysanchez 7 жыл бұрын
It's the kind of bowl you'd see on someone's doorstep on Halloween and it's filled with mints that nobody's touched
@theskoolmustard00
@theskoolmustard00 7 жыл бұрын
Thealmightysanchez I think you mean its filled with those tiny bible propaganda pamphlets
@KAgius96
@KAgius96 7 жыл бұрын
I agree, the inflatable crown is somewhat 'better'. The fucking bowl is absolutely atrocious
@misfitincrisis921
@misfitincrisis921 7 жыл бұрын
It could've been a better item if they actually molded the fingers
@fostej99
@fostej99 7 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, are we still doing these?
@Anex952
@Anex952 7 жыл бұрын
fostej99 yes
@noggin73
@noggin73 7 жыл бұрын
I saw a guy wearing an Ashens 'hello' t-shirt this morning in Clapham Junction!
@oofouchowie6425
@oofouchowie6425 7 жыл бұрын
nogginthenog Well at least we know who was the life of the party
@Boogie_the_cat
@Boogie_the_cat 9 ай бұрын
Did you tell him to give Stuart his t shirt back?
@noggin73
@noggin73 9 ай бұрын
@@Boogie_the_cat I think after 6 years he probably doesn't want it back!
@DevonPalmer98
@DevonPalmer98 7 жыл бұрын
What happened to the 80s and 90s boxes?
@wetlettuce4768
@wetlettuce4768 7 жыл бұрын
I loved those boxes some quality lumps of plastic in them rather then all this old promo stuff that's been brought super cheap at auction the other boxes do.
@FoulestPanda
@FoulestPanda 7 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer I miss those
@Morgan02
@Morgan02 7 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer Ikr
@23Scadu
@23Scadu 7 жыл бұрын
The 80s and 90s called and wanted their boxes back. You don't say no to a decade.
@dragonbutt
@dragonbutt 7 жыл бұрын
They ran out of stuff obviously
@Nixonitus
@Nixonitus 7 жыл бұрын
Every time I've picked one of these up, I've been disappointed. Now I just stick with your vids. Seems a much better way to spend my money and time.
@117F56
@117F56 7 жыл бұрын
Dwarf Fortress?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 жыл бұрын
DoktorKebab I'm disappointed that Ashens didn't praise the Wonder Woman movie for being actually good and bash Ghostbusters 2016 during this video.
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 7 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for someone to come out with a version of these boxes that is truthful, titled "dead stock box".
@ToastyMozart
@ToastyMozart 4 жыл бұрын
Inventory Liquidation Crate: Coming next Fall!
@skiingcrocodile2153
@skiingcrocodile2153 7 жыл бұрын
"I like me some Sega" That sentence becomes so much better when you consider that Sega means wank in Italian
@Boogie_the_cat
@Boogie_the_cat 9 ай бұрын
I'm not sure how funny it is because most of us, if we are honest, could be said to enjoy wanking. Unless we are fundamentalist religious nuts or Catholics, or repressed Victorian scientific detectives \ members of the Hellfire Club who have meetings where one wacky member lets a shaved ape loose and pretends it's the antichrist AKA Donald Trump.
@Redfoxe
@Redfoxe 7 жыл бұрын
A frikking bowl! A bloody pen! Wonder how the loot crate shills are gonna fawn over the bowl.
@patrickflying17
@patrickflying17 7 жыл бұрын
How is it per month? 'Cause if its less than 20 then the shirts kinda make up for it. Seriously it could just be my area but decent graphic tees for under 20 are impossible to find.
@gray007nl
@gray007nl 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's like 20 bucks a month I think, so you get a nice shirt and some other stuff for free with it really.
@colonelbadger9947
@colonelbadger9947 5 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't expect much for a measly 20 bucks lol. That being said, there are much better things to spend 20 bucks on, like a baggie of marijuana.
@fnoigy
@fnoigy 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about blue Bic pens: something in the ink mimics subterranean termite trail pheromones, so if you have a bunch of termites . . . because . . . and you have a blue Bic pen, you can trick them into walking a line you drew.
@Boogie_the_cat
@Boogie_the_cat 9 ай бұрын
I think you drank too much electric Kool aid and dreamed that. Or it's one of those stupid urban myths that sticks around because nobody in their right mind would have the proper circumstances to check the validity of it. It's like: "hey if you grind up a bunch of bee penises and snort them, it gets you really high" And the rare beekeeper who also has tiny forceps and a microscope and surgeons precision hands is never going to emasculate a bunch of bees just to see if s/he can get a buzz on. Because, yeah, according to The Anarchist's Cookbook, if you dry out banana peels and smoke them, the "bananadine" in them will get you high. Yup, it'd be a real shame if something like the Internet came along and proved conclusively that there is no such thing as bananadine. Whoops. Sorry 1970's era 'heads, you wasted your whole weekend trying to smoke a unicorn. How do you hide money from a hippie? "Put it under the soap!"
@SilvarusLupus
@SilvarusLupus 7 жыл бұрын
The loot crate theme didn't even make sense wtf it was clearly super heroes.
@Jess-mw2ex
@Jess-mw2ex 7 жыл бұрын
SilvarusLupus Alter ego actually does make sense since they do have other "personalities".
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 7 жыл бұрын
SilvarusLupus alter ego of Peter Parker, all superheroes have one. Optimus has one. it made sense.
@SilvarusLupus
@SilvarusLupus 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah super heroes have alter egos, no duh, but it's not like they had figures or art in the box of those alter egos.
@Xegethra
@Xegethra 7 жыл бұрын
Super heroes may be/have alter egos but really the theme is getting a bit boring. How many times do people wanna look at Superman in a slightly different shape? A lot apparently. They could have done more on the Jekyll and Hyde, maybe something to do with warewolves or some other shape shifter, something that isn't a man in spandex, again.
@punchbeard
@punchbeard 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was expecting maybe a...Nemesis Prime t-shirt? Black suit Spiderman? Bizarro? Or stuff relating to the normal person alter egos of superheroes.
@marcusjhamat2400
@marcusjhamat2400 7 жыл бұрын
I watched you ashens back when life wasn't that good long ago. you brought many laughter's and continue to do so!
@doctahwho
@doctahwho 7 жыл бұрын
any chance you'll be making anymore poundland food specials anymore? or maybe a review of Pepsi fire ?
@AcePianoNoises
@AcePianoNoises 7 жыл бұрын
The Scarecrow figure is from what is considered the fourth and final season of Batman: the Animated Series. The artwork changed and is more similar to the artwork found in Superman: the Animated Series and the various Justice League cartoons. It was technically called the name seen on the box, but it only lasted the one season, so it's widely marketed as just the fourth season.
@Smaaaaaash
@Smaaaaaash 7 жыл бұрын
4:14 'I'm not going to go through all of these, there's loads of them' *proceeds to go through all of these*
@Jonqen
@Jonqen 7 жыл бұрын
Ashenslogic
@gostigoo6706
@gostigoo6706 7 жыл бұрын
Ash ?¿no ok mom I'm in k ok on on on on on on phone one on pls one
@whatamiwatching2183
@whatamiwatching2183 7 жыл бұрын
gostigoo Holy smokes what?
@lt.spaceguy5782
@lt.spaceguy5782 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a comment like yours
@ahmedtanveermalik1393
@ahmedtanveermalik1393 7 жыл бұрын
Gee glad to see we've gone from 3 am uploads to 5:14 am, progress.The unquestionable sway this man has over my life remains the same
@Crispman_777
@Crispman_777 7 жыл бұрын
But it's not even 2 am yet...
@subswithnovideos-dg8cp
@subswithnovideos-dg8cp 7 жыл бұрын
Crispman 777 its 6:32 pm where I live.
@Crispman_777
@Crispman_777 7 жыл бұрын
Well I'm in the UK so my clock will be the same as everyone's favourite Simon Pegg knock off, Mr Ashens!
@brhodes0
@brhodes0 7 жыл бұрын
Crispman 777 Simon Peggy is an Ashens knock off
@blossomof77
@blossomof77 7 жыл бұрын
+Crispman 777 Ah, but has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time? :D
@BewbsOP
@BewbsOP 7 жыл бұрын
6:19 "bloody inflatable crowns"? when did they have those in a lut craet? I only remember FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS ever being in a lut craet.
@DJogdog
@DJogdog 7 жыл бұрын
Fear of being demonetized probably :(
@OldGameBox
@OldGameBox 7 жыл бұрын
One of the things I like about your channel the most is your honesty when reviewing stuff. You're either a good actor or a very sincere person. Either way, keep up the good work!
@SegginsProductions
@SegginsProductions 7 жыл бұрын
As Stuart mentioned, the Hobbit films were made in terrible conditions. To explain, the movies switched directors with only a few months until production had to start and the new director wanted to make the films differently. Due to this they were basically winging it on the day of the shoot. It's really sad because in the production vlogs (which you can find on KZbin) you see everyone getting more and more tired, stressed, and due to that depressed. So when you and other people say that the films are bad it's because they had 3 months to prepare the movie as apposed to the lord of the rings, which they had 3 years.
@fomoran
@fomoran 7 жыл бұрын
Seggins Productions not to forget the most damning thing of all, they made Ian mckellan cry. after the fellowship of the ring became such good friends with the forced perspective tricks meaning that they were working together a lot of the time. the hobbit trilogy had him acting alone on a greenscreen. he has admitted that he just started to cry because he hadn't gotten into acting for such a detached experience, not even getting to interact with his fellow players. for making Magneto, Gandalf and Estragon so broken as to cry on set the hobbit trilogy films have my eternal scorn (and the gold fever obsession thing was bullshit too)
@Crosshill
@Crosshill 7 жыл бұрын
is that why the first movie seemed like an indecisive mixture of 'lets add that crazy dude to be family friendly' and 'lets make it all epic like lotr'? i always wondered about that, it never seemed to know just what it was trying to be
@dragonbutt
@dragonbutt 7 жыл бұрын
Also it was just an awful premise/concept from the get go :D
@Uruveilhobbit
@Uruveilhobbit 7 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help that the source material was at least 1/3 the size of LOTR and they still decided to make into into a trilogy of three hour long movies. If only they'd taken that time and money to make a single movie or even two shorter ones 😔
@Knights_of_the_Nine
@Knights_of_the_Nine 7 жыл бұрын
Seggins Productions Doesn't make it not terrible.
@TheMadMaple
@TheMadMaple 7 жыл бұрын
That design of The Scarecrow was from the last season of the Batman animated season, when it was paired with the Superman cartoon. The show had been out of production for at least a year, and when they brought it back, they redesigned a number of the villains.
@FransLebin
@FransLebin 7 жыл бұрын
jesus, lootcrate gets worse and worse every month
@Knights_of_the_Nine
@Knights_of_the_Nine 7 жыл бұрын
Frans Lebin Worse and worse??? It's literally trash delivered through snail mail. It's always been that.
@bloodlust990
@bloodlust990 7 жыл бұрын
New Batman Adventures is the continuation of Batman the Animated series, effectively it was just another season, and is included in the DVD releases.
@Robovski
@Robovski 7 жыл бұрын
David Bullock They did change the style some, like the Joker only has pinpoint black eyes...
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 7 жыл бұрын
My altar ego is a priest. Thank you, I'm here all week!
@martinezfalcon5217
@martinezfalcon5217 7 жыл бұрын
Lol loot crate is soooo bad
@pepethepatriot7524
@pepethepatriot7524 7 жыл бұрын
It sucks. What's funny is my husband unsubscribed from it and they STILL keep sending him loot crates (and they aren't even charging him!) Hahaha, we don't even want them for "Free" they suck so bad lately.
@BurntFaceMan
@BurntFaceMan 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly shocked people still get Loot crate.. didn't that shit get old years ago?
@lunakitty1990
@lunakitty1990 7 жыл бұрын
I would recommend selling the free loot crates on ebay and make a small profit out of them
@alowishusdevadanderabercro5487
@alowishusdevadanderabercro5487 7 жыл бұрын
Martinez Falcon Me personally, I prefer Nerd Box. Geek Crate is a close second though.
@Clipeuh
@Clipeuh 7 жыл бұрын
Nerd Box is very cool
@polishenglish8356
@polishenglish8356 7 жыл бұрын
The Nerd Byrd's box beat the rest by a mile! :O what a great box it truly was!
@ryandevan2793
@ryandevan2793 Жыл бұрын
24:05 No. No. That’s really not going to happen. That’s a good clip to use as a reaction if someone suggests something you oppose, it’s affirmative, but short, sweet, and to the point!
@andrewmorrice9139
@andrewmorrice9139 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Ian McKellen on "Have I Got News For You" once looking at a Gandalph toy and saying "Is that supposed to be me? That's rubbish."
@williamivxx6404
@williamivxx6404 3 жыл бұрын
The one thing I love ashens I've been a fan over 10 years and I'm still finding new videos I haven't seen
@dennett316
@dennett316 7 жыл бұрын
That bowl was "Fucking inflatable FUCKING CROWN!" territory...looked like something you pick up from B&M for 50p for your toddler. Garbage. Also, if the theme was "alter ego", does Optimus Prime really fit into that category? He has a disguise, but I really wouldn't call a truck an alter-ego in the same way that Peter Parker and Clark Kent are. Seems a stretch really.
@Anex952
@Anex952 7 жыл бұрын
Paul Dennett they've had shoe laces and socks in loot crate as well
@hithere5039
@hithere5039 7 жыл бұрын
"And everyone involved should hang..." Ashens, oh my god. "...Their head in shame." Oh.
@hotdogfingerz9674
@hotdogfingerz9674 7 жыл бұрын
That was it? Like 6 fucking things counting the t-shirt. The last video on this I said that lootcrate was getting worse and worse(Which exploded in likes for some reason). I now know for sure that they're at rock bottom.
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 7 жыл бұрын
HotDogFingerz 4 items plus pin. this is standard lootcrate these days.
@aidanfuge2108
@aidanfuge2108 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I cancelled my subscription
@SpeediraWindira
@SpeediraWindira 7 жыл бұрын
HotDogFingerz I use to want everything out of the crates. Now,only one or none..... I'm glad I cancelled payments to it.>
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 7 жыл бұрын
It's always just been dead stock that's been sat in a warehouse.
@SheepUndefined
@SheepUndefined Жыл бұрын
The amount of disappointment I feel emanating from that hulk bowl is so strong, that I have a literal desire to see that thing smashed. I don't think I've ever felt that quite so strongly.
@TheLastRaven6
@TheLastRaven6 7 жыл бұрын
>"Im not gonna go through the whole thing" >Goes through whole thing DAMN IT ASHENS! Be consistent.
@Mentski
@Mentski 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I really do love my Sega. I have a Mega Drive and everything.
@MathewHaswell
@MathewHaswell 7 жыл бұрын
Huss!
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 7 жыл бұрын
It looks like the Gandalf figure has a bloody scabbard for his sword! Attention to detail you don't normally expect from those kinds of figures, and if it actually fits that's extra play value right there. I do like the look of it, but it's probably a tricky task to track one of them down considering the shelf-life of such figures. Also, that Egon Spengler figure reminds me vaguely of Jimmy Neutron due to that insane hair.
@zeldajunkielol2
@zeldajunkielol2 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to go through this, there's loads of them" *Proceeds to go through it*. Love it.
@speakablecassie
@speakablecassie 7 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I just decided to order my first ever Loot Crate to test the waters at the start of this month. I read the theme and saw that it included "Marvel, DC, Spider-Man and Transformers" content, so I figured why not? It couldn't be too bad could it? They occasionally have some fairly special and unique items in, I could always do with a fun new t-shirt, and I personally quite like Funko-Pop! and QFig figures, so where's the harm in it? Well, to be frank, I feel quite ripped off, personally. It's just an unfortunate coincidence that I picked a starting month with a Loot Crate that feels quite poor, but alongside that: My expected delivery date for this month's crate isn't for another two and a half weeks! I only live in North Yorkshire, not massively far away from Ashens himself realistically, yet I'm still waiting a massive amount of time for a crate that I ordered as early as the third of this month. Now that I know part of what I'm waiting for is just a shoddy plastic bowl with a fraction of the Hulk's fingers on it: It just really feels like insult to injury. A real shame. Think I'll avoid Loot Crate in future and go for some of the more consistently nice crates you can get in the hopes of some nicer products at a more reasonable price and delivery date.
@elixxarose
@elixxarose 6 жыл бұрын
Watching you review these subscription boxes is much better than me wasting my own money
@predcon1
@predcon1 7 жыл бұрын
1:39 Careful, Stuart. Polygon and Buzzfeed have taken heads for lesser than that.
@Robovski
@Robovski 7 жыл бұрын
The pen goes with the tape. Only us old'uns probably know what it is for.
@canarybirb6151
@canarybirb6151 4 жыл бұрын
😊
@russianbot8576
@russianbot8576 3 жыл бұрын
that hulk bowl has the quality of the cheapest of cheap plastic bowls found in cheap shops that warp when they so much as see a microwave. embarrassingly awful
@SiGhast
@SiGhast 7 жыл бұрын
I really liked that Spidey. I think the overall design of it made the enlarged head less offensive than normal.
@DarknessViper99
@DarknessViper99 7 жыл бұрын
A bowl? A *fucking* bowl? If there was anything to convince me to unsubscribe from Loot Crate, it'd be that.
@WFoong98
@WFoong98 7 жыл бұрын
The real question is why would anyone subscribe in the first place???
@DarknessViper99
@DarknessViper99 7 жыл бұрын
WFoong98 Now that's a damn good question right there.
@nathanallan1
@nathanallan1 7 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that used to temp work for Sega here in the US, and he would send things just like that, including empty packages from lunch, mints, bottles of drinks from the vending machine, and I bet it's become a tradition over there! I can't believe it's STILL happening! I'll have to show him this part of your video-- not his thing mainly, but he'll love seeing that.
@mikekz4489
@mikekz4489 7 жыл бұрын
That Nerdy Birdy box had some really good stuff.
@Bleats_Sinodai
@Bleats_Sinodai 7 жыл бұрын
What you mean with "old" Iron Maiden covers? They still use Eddie!!!
@Najvalsa
@Najvalsa 7 жыл бұрын
I remember Avatar being in the cinemas for a whole year, literally a year, here in NZ.
@superxraygirl1756
@superxraygirl1756 4 жыл бұрын
Is it the james Cameron avatar movie
@neilsanghvi5229
@neilsanghvi5229 4 жыл бұрын
'Yes... that is what they used to call me, Gandalf the Grey... I am Gandalf the Charcoal.'
@Roboshi2007
@Roboshi2007 7 жыл бұрын
the scarecrow is from the 1990's batman tv show's 4th season when they redesigned a lot of the heroes and villains, it's where jokers got his weird monotone look
@rockerseven
@rockerseven 7 жыл бұрын
10:34 - Nope, it's the same here. Action figures come out a couple months before the film, stay on the shelves while it's in theatres and soon after the dvd/bluray release. But usually they find their way to the clearance section a couple months after that. The only toy lines that have a genuine shelf life are toys based on TV shows, or long established toys. But even then, the toy lines seem to change ever 6 months with new characters or new versions.
@Eclipse8502
@Eclipse8502 7 жыл бұрын
Next: inflatable plastic bowl!
@IanC14
@IanC14 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking inflatable fucking plastic fucking bowl!!!
@DrLeatherface
@DrLeatherface 7 жыл бұрын
Ulysses Klaue is Black Panther's nemesis! They set him up in Age of Ultron to plant the seeds for Panthers movie.
@armanarabzadeh6698
@armanarabzadeh6698 7 жыл бұрын
A dollar thirty!
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 7 жыл бұрын
That one caught me completely off guard. I had to pause the video until I was done laughing.
@Robovski
@Robovski 7 жыл бұрын
Arman Arabzadeh Who doesn't love a black man dressed as a bunch of grapes to sell underwear?
@theshankman8682
@theshankman8682 7 жыл бұрын
Arman Arabzadeh an actual value of that fucking loot crate
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 5 жыл бұрын
the grape costume is so shockingly realistic, he just jumps at you
@rolfs2165
@rolfs2165 5 жыл бұрын
15:05 - I think they put the question marks (instead of the silhouette) because the figure wasn't designed yet at the time they printed the box. So they only knew who it was going to be, but not what they were going to look like.
@ciara947
@ciara947 7 жыл бұрын
what the fuck, pray tell, was that in the beginning?
@alexophor3129
@alexophor3129 7 жыл бұрын
A bit from a Fruit of the Loom commercial from the 70s. Specifically, one that aired during one of the commercial breaks for the Star Wars Holiday Special.
@ClockwickProductions
@ClockwickProductions 7 жыл бұрын
A glimpse of God himself.
@ElMoppo1
@ElMoppo1 7 жыл бұрын
A bunch of grapes.
@stanmcserr8576
@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын
I preferred the one that was tobacco.
@23Scadu
@23Scadu 7 жыл бұрын
It was only a dollar thirty.
@inazumanfrash
@inazumanfrash 7 жыл бұрын
Wow Ashens is really good doing the Transformers noise.
@OwlTowel
@OwlTowel 7 жыл бұрын
A bowl. A fucking bowl.
@adamholmes91
@adamholmes91 7 жыл бұрын
Who else watched an entire ad, to support Ashens?
@shellbacksclub
@shellbacksclub 7 жыл бұрын
WTH was that one accessory that came with the Scarecrow figure?😞🍆
@AliAbbas-se3sg
@AliAbbas-se3sg 7 жыл бұрын
TOYTUBE u want to make babies no homo
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 5 жыл бұрын
The cane, the extra hands, the handgun, or the canister of fear gas?
@thehexorcist
@thehexorcist 7 жыл бұрын
That was a quality Murdoc impression at the beginning.
@samuele2806
@samuele2806 7 жыл бұрын
Mate it's like quarter past two at night and I'm watching Ashens unboxing stuff... WORTH IT!
@Tomanista
@Tomanista 7 жыл бұрын
The Bic pen is for rewinding the tape to save batteries on your walkmen. Lifehack from the olden days. Or you could just record the same songs on both sides of the tape...
@maxximumb
@maxximumb 7 жыл бұрын
I see some expense was spared on that promotional material.
@n0isyturtle
@n0isyturtle 7 жыл бұрын
Watching the entire thing made me appreciate the thumbnail so much more.
@stefans.2317
@stefans.2317 7 жыл бұрын
That Scarecrow looks like The Undertaker.
@roaddjack2404
@roaddjack2404 8 ай бұрын
the hulk bowl looks like something a kid would make in arts&crafts class and the parents are supposed to look at it and think its the greatest thing they've ever seen!!
@faytheprincessgoddard9459
@faytheprincessgoddard9459 7 жыл бұрын
Mr Ashen when are u doing your famous shit out of date food x
@Yip-nk3kd
@Yip-nk3kd 7 жыл бұрын
That's DR. Ashen to you.
@faytheprincessgoddard9459
@faytheprincessgoddard9459 7 жыл бұрын
omg what was I thinking I do apologise Dr Ashen I hope u can forgive me
@garytheclone1890
@garytheclone1890 7 жыл бұрын
He is a Doctor in Psychology, so not a real doctor.
@faytheprincessgoddard9459
@faytheprincessgoddard9459 7 жыл бұрын
lol in my eyes he is a Dr in making us wet ourselves with laughter and making us smile x
@zackl2000
@zackl2000 7 жыл бұрын
That Ashens died of food poisoning, this clone I think has learned from that one's mistakes.
@BestNerdLife
@BestNerdLife 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that hulk bowl in a charity shop for a quid. Did I buy it? You betcha 😂
@Eyetrauma
@Eyetrauma 7 жыл бұрын
Post cards, I won't go through all of them *goes through all of them*
@ZhaoYun17
@ZhaoYun17 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens before sleep...best time ever!
@killerkonnat
@killerkonnat 7 жыл бұрын
At least Q-figs are still 200 times better than motherfucking funko pops.
@randominternetsurfersurfin7595
@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 7 жыл бұрын
killerkonnat that's not saying much. but an appreciated improvement nonetheless.
@tylerburney8576
@tylerburney8576 7 жыл бұрын
killerkonnat 200 x 0 still equals zero (I mean I'm one to talk I collect them but still)
@stingersplash
@stingersplash 7 жыл бұрын
killerkonnat if you say so, but a funko pop is always a tenner, these turn up in b&m for 4 quid....so don't hold value hence not really too collectable. anyway if you dont like funko pops that is fine but many like them a lot. And unlike lego mini figures arent cluttering up car boot sales at a quid each.
@Hamatabo
@Hamatabo 7 жыл бұрын
Kayla Burney surely if you agree that funko pops are wothless garbage you would stop collecting them. please explain why you continue to do so?
@tylerburney8576
@tylerburney8576 7 жыл бұрын
The song is called darude sandstorm I agree that they're pretty much worthless, but I think they're very cool and quite cute so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Normonaut
@Normonaut 7 жыл бұрын
"God is in.... his holy temple. Earthly thoughts be silent now" -Scary preacher guy from Poltergeist 2 Still fucking scares me.
@charlieisurbruh
@charlieisurbruh 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like I need more Poundland videos
@reijin90
@reijin90 7 жыл бұрын
The second ad was perfectly timed with the jump cut for the mobile app testing. 🤣
@igmantis
@igmantis 7 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend broke up with me just an hour ago. and so here I am, watching ashens unboxing tat. Thanks I guess. Just thought you'd like to feel like you appeared in a random persons life at very trying times every second on the internet. If not briefly connected for moments like this.
@HughesEnterprises
@HughesEnterprises 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens will never disappoint you.
@busybee4621
@busybee4621 7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry! There's many more fish in the sea.
@theskoolmustard00
@theskoolmustard00 7 жыл бұрын
Igmantis Stay strong man
@rossfromfriends8468
@rossfromfriends8468 7 жыл бұрын
plot twist, she left you for ashens
@cassuttustshirt4949
@cassuttustshirt4949 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, you are correct, Gandalf's sword is called Glamdring, the Foe-Hammer. I've been a fan for a long time, but damn if that didn't make me an even bigger fan.
@s1nRG
@s1nRG 7 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Get some random-ass bowl Step 2: Put some Marvell character on it Step 3: Include it in some random box Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit
@nayuki-rn
@nayuki-rn 7 жыл бұрын
Step 4: Don't tell people what they're buying until they have it.
@jasonball4967
@jasonball4967 4 жыл бұрын
Just to slightly correct you on the Poltergeist info, It was Heather O Rourke who played the little girl Carrie Anne had cardiopulmonary arrest and intestinal stenosis and she died age 12 not long after Poltergeist 3. Nathan Davies who played Kane died in 2008 of emphysema and complications of pneumonia. Just thought you would like to know. Big Fan by the way.
@Chillalil
@Chillalil 7 жыл бұрын
That Crazy Taxi promo is real wack. Downloaded Gazillionaire and it's your standard idle game crap. I really do like the new character designs, but I wish they'd be used in an actual Crazy Taxi game. And while we're speaking of that, Crazy Taxi is also free with ads (not under Sega Forever), so just play that. End of story. Sega Forever ain't bad, though. I don't even want to mention the rest of the crap that was shown because it's your standard gubbin.
@camerongibbs6703
@camerongibbs6703 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens references Maiden. We have found the greatest youtuber.
@RemixedVoice
@RemixedVoice 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think that bowl is more pitiful than the inflatable fucking crown. I know kids can at least have fun with a crown, but a bowl...?
@gray007nl
@gray007nl 7 жыл бұрын
I mean Loot-crate isn't intended to be for children
@Bauhauskiddo
@Bauhauskiddo 7 жыл бұрын
The Gandalf figure reminded me of when the Lord of the Rings film was released, and Burger King had LOTR toys in their Happy Meals. Weirdly specific childhood nostalgia activated again, Ashens!
@burlz
@burlz 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Stuart... I'm going sleep! This ones a bog job in the morning... currently watching Barry feeding you baby food...
@underwaterdick
@underwaterdick 7 жыл бұрын
burlz deffo bog viewing. Loot crates are boring enough
@landofgrundo
@landofgrundo 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, a classic barshens video
@totz_the_plaid9625
@totz_the_plaid9625 4 жыл бұрын
10:41 Adventure Time/Come on, grab a pen/And write down all your daily plans/With Jake the Dog/And Finn the Human/The ink will come out one end/It's Adventure Time! ...licensed pen.
@Taffer-King
@Taffer-King 7 жыл бұрын
I have that Gandalf figure, it's breddy gud. Also, that nerdy byrd shirt is fucking deviant art shit. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT COMIX ZONE.
@rxsheepxr
@rxsheepxr 7 жыл бұрын
Holy Hell, I'm glad I gave up on Loot Crate ages ago. That bowl would have thrown me into an inflatable crown rage.
@jdod64
@jdod64 7 жыл бұрын
HE HAD A SCABARD TO PUT A SWORD IN AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT THE SWORD IN IT. STEWART! HOW COULD YOU, NOW MY OCD IS GOING TO GIVE ME FITS. HOW COULD YOU!!!
@otakuribo
@otakuribo 5 жыл бұрын
The mixtape came with a Bic pen *oh how nostalgic*
@sabitspooki
@sabitspooki 7 жыл бұрын
its time to stop
@OfficialUnderDog
@OfficialUnderDog 7 жыл бұрын
its time to go
@Uzur9
@Uzur9 7 жыл бұрын
it's time to go fishing on ice
@mattplaysvidya
@mattplaysvidya 7 жыл бұрын
stop take some time to think figure out what's important to you
@CesarJoseee
@CesarJoseee 7 жыл бұрын
Xerolin it's time to stop living
@Jeddostotle7
@Jeddostotle7 7 жыл бұрын
The New Batman Adventures was basically Season 4 of Batman: The Animated Series, with updated character designs that fit in more with the streamlined and slightly simplified way the DC Animated Universe style overall was changing with Superman: The Animated Series, and later with Batman Beyond, Static Shock, and Justice League/Justice League: Unlimited. Also: DC Collectibles, the company that made that The New Batman Adventures Scarecrow figure, is actually a division of DC itself, instead of an external company.
@godisacatgirl
@godisacatgirl 7 жыл бұрын
Isn't the bottle of water and that other thingy supposed to be like, put these and the sticker in your car and now you have a taxi with water and this blue thingy with things inside for the costumer. Sounds smart but easily missed.
@Jess-mw2ex
@Jess-mw2ex 7 жыл бұрын
God is a cat girl Uber, the term you're looking for is Uber. The entire package is supposed to be taking the piss out of it because they do end up taking like 50% of the drivers earnings and most drivers thrive off of good ratings, so they stock their cars up with candy and water to get better ratings.
@Uruveilhobbit
@Uruveilhobbit 7 жыл бұрын
Dangit! I wanted Stuart to open the One Piece postcards just to see his utter confusion at the Sanji wanted poster one 😂
@LukeSeeleygamertagisV3XChintzy
@LukeSeeleygamertagisV3XChintzy 7 жыл бұрын
I love your videos I have a signed poster my brother brought me back from comic con and I lick it. Thanks!
@supernovagamer929
@supernovagamer929 7 жыл бұрын
better be tasty
@Morgan02
@Morgan02 7 жыл бұрын
Luke Seeley Gonna damage it
@oofouchowie6425
@oofouchowie6425 7 жыл бұрын
Luke Seeley NOOO IT IS NO LONGER MINT CONDITION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@LukeSeeleygamertagisV3XChintzy
@LukeSeeleygamertagisV3XChintzy 7 жыл бұрын
dont worry i chew extra chewing gum so its still mint
@brianm6337
@brianm6337 6 жыл бұрын
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