Subscription Boxes December 2018 - Loot Crate, Akibento, Healthpak | Ashens

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@jentzi23
@jentzi23 6 жыл бұрын
The "Health" aspect of that box can be seriously questioned. Alot of the "not included" ingredients are only necessary to exclude in case of food allergies, there's no health benefit to avoid it otherwise. And non-GMO only matters if you're sensitive to chemicals. GMO-plants are usually hardier and can be sprayed with insect killers in a heavier dose than non-GMO-plants. And "vegan" doesn't automatically mean "good" or "healthy". It just means no animal products.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 6 жыл бұрын
jentzi23 I feel the overly broad use of ‘chemicals’ in the mid there brings down the overall high quality comment of rationality. I’d ask you to replace it with ‘certain pesticides’ to match the correctness of the rest.
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 6 жыл бұрын
"And non-GMO only matters if you're sensitive to chemicals." If you're sensitive to chemicals then you'd better live in a vacuum.
@mjc0961
@mjc0961 6 жыл бұрын
jentzi23 Yeah, they fucked up and put a load of vegan junk food in rather than actually healthy food. (I realize that "vegan junk food" is redundant in a way)
@Jenner_IIC
@Jenner_IIC 6 жыл бұрын
In reality GMO plants are just as thoroughly cleaned as non GMO to be below the maximal quota of leftover pesticide on surface. The only real difference would be if it was from organic farms, those tend to limit their pesticide use to minimum. Still, in reality the difference is close to nonexistent and I would argue non-GMO are inferior, it's just a stupid fad because "hurr durr science bad we dunn understand".
@Adrastia
@Adrastia 6 жыл бұрын
@@Jenner_IIC I really hate the GMO hate and i hope that people eventually cut that out already. Probably not in my lifetime.
@MissSpooky69
@MissSpooky69 6 жыл бұрын
Few things in life are guaranteed but one of them will be Ashens' constant struggle to stay up to date with loot boxes and it brings me joy.
@kanedamikami7771
@kanedamikami7771 6 жыл бұрын
Ashens is like the mom that calls every console nintendo
@turnbull832
@turnbull832 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't know what any of the anime things were, it looks way more fun ashens way.
@queazocotal
@queazocotal Ай бұрын
'Not actually legally guaranteed'
@umbaupause
@umbaupause 6 жыл бұрын
I like when 'healthy food' always writes ALL of the 'benefits' on the box. A stick of fruit mush that is jellified? "Wow guys no gluten no nuts no fat" Why stop there?! No tar, no uranium, no soot, no scrap metal pieces from the old machines in the factory most of the time.
@The1888Brandon
@The1888Brandon 6 жыл бұрын
LordSenile That was the point fud nut
@PedroBenolielBonito
@PedroBenolielBonito 6 жыл бұрын
I bought some dark chocolate for my Mum and in the packet everywhere it said 'gluten-free'. Mum's comment: 'Of course it's gluten-free, it's chocolate!'
@Crosshill
@Crosshill 6 жыл бұрын
speaking of jelly condensed fruit mush, know what make fruits sweet? its sugar. you just condensed a bunch of sugar, good job, but since it was made of like, many apples and apples are healthy, then its healthy, right?
@NirateGoel
@NirateGoel 4 жыл бұрын
@@PedroBenolielBonito yes but no. Some chocolate additives contain gluten. With lots of bars its as they may contain as they're made in the same factory as a bar contains a gluten additive.
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 жыл бұрын
no rusty nails, no crackhead semen, no alien mutagens!
@Ironman1o1
@Ironman1o1 6 жыл бұрын
I'd risk a Junji Ito box, because there'd be like a 1 in 10,000 chance you'd get a box full of hilarious cat stuff.
@myheartandactionsareutterl9058
@myheartandactionsareutterl9058 4 жыл бұрын
And a 1 in 100000 chance to be turned into a snail
@PoolFuel
@PoolFuel 4 жыл бұрын
@@myheartandactionsareutterl9058 don't remind me. Still can't look at snails without getting that weird Junji Ito feeling.
@Persephone01
@Persephone01 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@KingsRow55
@KingsRow55 6 жыл бұрын
Hearing how Stuart pronounces Naruto Shippuden gives me a reason to live
@boatchips7820
@boatchips7820 4 жыл бұрын
"Shibuden"
@charlockprime
@charlockprime 6 жыл бұрын
Your responses to the food slogans had me in stitches. It was like the one on the brownie package was all you could take.
@deathsyth8888
@deathsyth8888 6 жыл бұрын
"Half brilliant, half a bit crap." - Stuart Ashen, a review
@leecroft1983
@leecroft1983 6 жыл бұрын
My personal review for life itself.
@kingbumi1656
@kingbumi1656 6 жыл бұрын
Stuart "Gattuso" Ashen
@goose7938
@goose7938 6 жыл бұрын
I suppose that’s fair. Bioshock is my favorite video game franchise and I can acknowledge the flaws. It’s less interesting to talk about a series that’s universally praised.
@Tom5TomEntertainment
@Tom5TomEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын
Why is this uploaded at a reasonable hour?
@tanglelover
@tanglelover 6 жыл бұрын
Very bizarre
@amorembalming
@amorembalming 6 жыл бұрын
Great question. Suspicious.
@misterprecocious2491
@misterprecocious2491 6 жыл бұрын
Yup, I'm sober and confused.
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart is probably going out of his way to wake up early these last days of the year to make sure he falls asleep before the new years celebration begins.
@Leatherbubba
@Leatherbubba 6 жыл бұрын
The Grassmask is possessing him.
@Cendoria
@Cendoria 6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice Lootbox stopped sponsoring videos? Seems like literally every single youtuber with more than 5 subs was sponsored by them 2-3 years ago
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 6 жыл бұрын
The money is getting dry.
@ozzy5480
@ozzy5480 6 жыл бұрын
Oda Swifteye like the boxes themselves
@taben9jake
@taben9jake 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to know someone else likes the horror manga master. Holes is probably my favorite , but I do love the short where the ghoul goes to the wrong apartment , then says "Oh, sorry" then phases through the wall.
@morbius101
@morbius101 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to know there are more fans out there! I still have nightmares about that shark in Gyo
@taben9jake
@taben9jake 6 жыл бұрын
@CactusCubing it's in a shorts collection called "seeds of anxiety" then the chapter " visitors" the the actual short is called " the visit ll. It's only 3 pages long though
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 6 жыл бұрын
I think the ghost aspect from the early game was a holdover from the game's predecessor, System Shock 2, which despite being kinda jank nowadays still holds up as a sci-fi horror game. Specifically, in System Shock 2 the ghosts were explained as being your cybernetic interface picking up on psi-emanations or something, and in BioShock I think they were a side-effect of certain plasmids. Funnily enough, while some would claim that a lot of games were influenced by BioShock, I reckon said influence can be more closely attributed to System Shock 2. While BioShock was one branch of that particular tree, once upon a time EA was trying to develop a System Shock 3, which eventually evolved into Dead Space. If you look closely at the formula of the original Dead Space, you can see many strains of System Shock 2's DNA in the formula, alongside the aspects inspired by Resident Evil 4. And all of this isn't even getting into the 0451 philosophy and the prominence of the immersive sim genre. THAT is a rabbit hole for another comment. Also, gameplay-wise I feel like BioShock 2 is better than the original. Being able to offhand plasmids is an excellent spin on the formula, which is why it was brought over into BioShock Infinite. And in regards to BioShock as a series, even though the story technically ended with the Burial at Sea DLC (which addressed some of the mechanical issues of BioShock Infinite IIRC), a studio at 2K is currently working on "Parkside", which is apparently going to be the next BioShock game. And I really hope that it's not going to be an Alien Resurrection situation, and instead is actually good. Also also, that rendition of the Green Goblin reminds me a little too much of Meg Mucklebones for my liking. "Come to Meg, juicy boy!"
@alvinkoholic7983
@alvinkoholic7983 6 жыл бұрын
I thought the ghosts were artificial memories implanted by Fontaine
@IanC14
@IanC14 6 жыл бұрын
Isnt the whole ghost memories thing some kind of passed down memory in the plasmids since they were taken from the blood of others? Im sure it was explained in an audiolog.
@VaultRaider
@VaultRaider 6 жыл бұрын
And what made Bioshock 2 even better was the Minerva's Den DLC (which they gave away for free on PC in the end). Such a good game. Also your explanation was exactly correct.
@RFC3514
@RFC3514 6 жыл бұрын
For a more recent reference, Subnautica is very "System-Shocky" in terms of atmosphere and storytelling (and possibly the only game in recent years with a sound design to match System Shock 2).
6 жыл бұрын
if anyone is interested in SS3 that became Dead Space, check GVMERS - Rise and fall of Dead Space.
@clarkpatient7950
@clarkpatient7950 6 жыл бұрын
"No egg.. you just said there's no dairy!" Um, Ashens, eggs aren't dairy..
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w 6 жыл бұрын
You usualy get eggs in the dairy section ... so id see why there is a missunderstanding
@skywillis
@skywillis 6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@TangyTangyRose
@TangyTangyRose 6 жыл бұрын
Came here to say just this. It surprises me how many people class eggs as dairy - restaurant staff included!
@swaggaming2564
@swaggaming2564 6 жыл бұрын
eggs are just hard milk duh
@MrScottev
@MrScottev 6 жыл бұрын
@@swaggaming2564 that's cheese
@mushroomsamba82
@mushroomsamba82 6 жыл бұрын
Christ half of these vegan product names sound like they were chosen by an AI
@nozoto
@nozoto 6 жыл бұрын
Marketing trying so hard to sound hip and coolos. Doesn't really matter because what really gets the consumer is curiosity as about what the thing tastes like and whether it holds its own as a junk food counterpart... Unless something is way beyond our grasp. Maybe the packaging-design must hold some esoteric meanings, phrasing a cryptic key which is only understood by insiders. Because the sacred standards of the Healthy Snack Deity dictate so.
@trabantfreak2370
@trabantfreak2370 6 жыл бұрын
Or chosen by a braindead hipster
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ай бұрын
Well, bloody hell, has this comment aged well.
@AlexRye-sv6no
@AlexRye-sv6no 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheSmart-CasualGameronly because idiots call everything ai now
@Solidus_Edge
@Solidus_Edge 6 жыл бұрын
Complete Cookie? Wasn't that the name of the guy who was obsessed with FoV sliders?
@mjc0961
@mjc0961 6 жыл бұрын
Solidus_Edge I was about halfway through thinking "No, that was Total Biscuit" before I realized what you did there
@theonlyenicfanever5346
@theonlyenicfanever5346 6 жыл бұрын
Under appreciated comment of the year
@tedioustotoro4885
@tedioustotoro4885 6 жыл бұрын
Your description of Spider-Chap sounds not much different to Spider-Man Noir
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 6 жыл бұрын
You mean the spider man African American in hon hon?
@alecjahn
@alecjahn 6 жыл бұрын
I chuckled a little too long at "Spider-Bloke had a garden full of car parts"
@Crosshill
@Crosshill 6 жыл бұрын
rather than 'healthy' its more like, less unreasonably unhealthy snacks for people who want to feel morally superior for blindly following a health fad, but which can occasionally be a lovely little snack outside of the norm
@TheRealColBosch
@TheRealColBosch 6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually angry at the gall of the company to call those snacks "healthy."
@Crosshill
@Crosshill 6 жыл бұрын
you shouldnt be miffed at that. its just called marketing towards profitable target groups and good business. the whole concept of health got bought out long ago, its just that nobody knows what healthy is anymore
@svsguru2000
@svsguru2000 6 жыл бұрын
These really are like lootboxes. You need to open 100 of them to finally get something decent.
@crickidie
@crickidie 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching people who don’t watch anime open akibento boxes
@DannyGfreekilos
@DannyGfreekilos 6 жыл бұрын
But it's not 3am... what is this madness?
@nataliekate2176
@nataliekate2176 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gaden it’s 3am here in Australia! 😂
@morkusmorkus6040
@morkusmorkus6040 6 жыл бұрын
It's always 3am somewhere 👀
@leeroykd1238
@leeroykd1238 6 жыл бұрын
2 a.m here in Vietnam
@andreifelea7205
@andreifelea7205 6 жыл бұрын
@@leeroykd1238 i love Vietnam.....the best country on this planet and i have lived in a few. DaNang is awesome
@morkusmorkus6040
@morkusmorkus6040 6 жыл бұрын
@@andreifelea7205 Your mom is awesome too 👍
@Luvythicus
@Luvythicus 6 жыл бұрын
Oi, HoneyStinger, whatcha doin' with our Stroopwafels.
@Yinte_Klop_Blunt666
@Yinte_Klop_Blunt666 6 жыл бұрын
Godverdomme
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to what happens when you remove the gluten from things that should have glu .... ten in them ... you get food that falls apart...
@shrimpfriedizzy
@shrimpfriedizzy 6 жыл бұрын
Gluten free bread is the absolute worst, literally breaks apart in the bag. Tend to just go with gf rolls now
@dangerkatz
@dangerkatz 6 жыл бұрын
Why must they torture us celiacs with shitty bread?
@M0torsagmannen
@M0torsagmannen 6 жыл бұрын
i have never not been disappointed in gluten free food, so sympathise with anyone that has to put up with it every day.
@Kr-nv5fo
@Kr-nv5fo 6 жыл бұрын
But those bready things in the box are like half gluten and half other stuff
@superchickenlips1
@superchickenlips1 6 жыл бұрын
That was the most Millennial box of Millennial snacks I have ever seen.
@GNerdful
@GNerdful 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else catch the part where Ashens implied eggs were a dairy product?
@skywillis
@skywillis 6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
Chicken isn't vegan?
@munjee2
@munjee2 6 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 no only the cocks
@putte954
@putte954 6 жыл бұрын
No, you're the only one.
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 6 жыл бұрын
Eggs generally used to be sold by dairies. I'm old enough to remember always getting eggs left with the milk by the milkman, and getting them from a local dairy, too. Our local butcher still sells eggs, by the way. This is Britain. We do things differently here. Not better or nicer, but differently.
@gperrin9050
@gperrin9050 4 жыл бұрын
It's always really reassuring when they put "fresh baked" on packaged food items, In case you were worried that it wasn't fresh when they baked it or, rather than bake it they chose to warm it up in a trash can.
@Packy21
@Packy21 6 жыл бұрын
The hell Stuart ya git. Besides the fact that you uploaded this at a time that isn't 2 at night, it is still December too! Has the world gone absolutely mad?!
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 6 жыл бұрын
What an absolute mad chap.
@char7490
@char7490 6 жыл бұрын
This comment was worded better than all the others saying the same thing
@scxt3945
@scxt3945 6 жыл бұрын
that shirt was actually pretty neat. The mix of the three in a minimalist fashion- would cop.
@TheSektorz
@TheSektorz 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not used to watching your videos fully alert and not half-asleep.
@omikron6218
@omikron6218 6 жыл бұрын
But these loot box videos make me fall half asleep
@TheSektorz
@TheSektorz 6 жыл бұрын
@@omikron6218 Don't really find them interesting either but I guess it's better than nothing
@thetierney
@thetierney 6 жыл бұрын
21:56 Incredibly, with such a high quality packaging, they managed to misspell the quote author's name. Or is Vincent Van Gough from the same family of Nicolas Amarty and Mr. Bottom Tile?
@nekotj_
@nekotj_ 6 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite MHA character. IIda "Junji Ito" Tenya
@domoarigateaux
@domoarigateaux 6 жыл бұрын
Protein cookies often have that kind of texture, it looks like that cookie is marketed as a protein snack.
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 6 жыл бұрын
I always tune into the Ashens loot crate reviews for reviews of decade-old video games.
@Lucy-Hall
@Lucy-Hall 6 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoyed the fact that that $60 hello fresh giftcard is useless to British residents as you'll be getting another one in the next crate like I did.
@Mr.gluestick
@Mr.gluestick 6 жыл бұрын
I tried to use it, its a scam anyway, its the same discount as their regular promotional discount, just stretched over 3 months instead of receiving it all at once as per their tv ads. Still cheaper to just go to the grocer and get food you want
@secondswell
@secondswell 6 жыл бұрын
Not useless all money is good online
@AcornElectron
@AcornElectron 6 жыл бұрын
secondswell hello fresh ship international?
@gangswagster
@gangswagster 6 жыл бұрын
@@AcornElectron if you want it to be "hello unfresh", then yes they do deliver internationally
@Mediamarked
@Mediamarked 6 жыл бұрын
Better yet, it is kind of a lootcrate in itself. Subscription based, and as the 60 dallores americano are spread out over 3 20 dollar "gifts", you probably have to subscribe for at least a year to use it. Makes me wonder how much Lootcrate got for that. At least you can try to sell the lootcrate shit if it does not fit your taste.. Secondhand foodstuffs seems a bit weird.
@nitronrob
@nitronrob 6 жыл бұрын
I really hate the fad that gluten free= healthy. Gluten benefits you by 'feeding' the good bacteria in your gut. Helping to prevent numerous diseases and possibly cancer. The only reason you should be choosing gluten-free option is if you have celiac, an allergy, etc.
@TVcasualty42
@TVcasualty42 6 жыл бұрын
@19:05 Yep, egg isn’t dairy 😂
@skywillis
@skywillis 6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 6 жыл бұрын
...And yet delivered by the milkman. Dairy is nearest - eggs aren't meat (although sold by some butchers, still), or vegetable. What they are is perishable, like dairy produce, and so are sold as such.
@StephenNormal
@StephenNormal 6 жыл бұрын
@@brianartillery Nope. Not sure why you're doubling and tripling down on this. Dairy = milk products and that's that. Most people learned this in primary school.
@rudimentaryganglia
@rudimentaryganglia 6 жыл бұрын
You are correct they isnt
@Baconkiin
@Baconkiin 6 жыл бұрын
The Akibento tshirt was Naruto, Luffy and Deku from My Hero Academia
@greenpixel_
@greenpixel_ 6 жыл бұрын
Better crossover than Infinity War. 👍
@BoltFirestormShadow
@BoltFirestormShadow 6 жыл бұрын
would of been better with Boruto TBH hes more relevant right now
@munjee2
@munjee2 6 жыл бұрын
Yup naruto and luffy best mha characters
@9Tailsfan
@9Tailsfan 6 жыл бұрын
It might be to promote the new Jump All Stars game.
@someshitstuffthats7441
@someshitstuffthats7441 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@natsume-hime2473
@natsume-hime2473 6 жыл бұрын
Stuart, you were correct on the shirt! It's a fight apparently between Boruto(who is Naruto's son) from the show of the same name, Monkey, and the protagonist of My Hero Academia.
@Catoxis
@Catoxis 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those Stinger stroopwaffles are amazing, honestly. A good treat occasionally, and they also do dark chocolate dipped versions. The seed crackers are also super good. I might actually have to try that box!
@toshironikko
@toshironikko 6 жыл бұрын
so i know the figure isnt the best quality (the little sister one) but im surprised you didnt mention you were happy it wasnt one of those pop figures with the oversized heads
@robertlembo
@robertlembo 6 жыл бұрын
When Ashens actually likes something I get so happy for the people that make it, I bet they'd be proud to see this xD
@JasonHalversonjaydog
@JasonHalversonjaydog 6 жыл бұрын
must be a thing with "healthy" cookies. a health food store here sells cookies that i tried once, they tasted ok but had the consistency of cookie dough, they were so soft and doughy
@leecroft1983
@leecroft1983 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, that Los Pollos cup is pretty cool.
@Drocell_
@Drocell_ 6 жыл бұрын
Such a bummer about that cookie, it actually looked really good
@Frostbitex5
@Frostbitex5 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve had a few of them from that brand. They’re very hit or miss. They make a peanut butter cookie that’s pretty good, but their chocolate chip ones are meh at best
@bigloudnoise
@bigloudnoise 6 жыл бұрын
A local store sells those "Lenny & Larry" cookies, and seeing one in this video made me, for some demented reason, curious to try one. Although the one I got was just plain chocolate chip. My first reaction after taking a bite was "this tastes medical to me". Seriously, it's got a weird hard-to-describe flavor that reminds me of hospitals for some reason.
@MagicianFairy
@MagicianFairy 6 жыл бұрын
Those Lenny and Larry's cookies are lifesavers. They could be way better. But, they keep you full. Have a few stashed in the car to eat while stuck in traffic to avoid pulling into a fast food joint.
@aceisking
@aceisking 8 ай бұрын
I love them tbh
@Emerje1
@Emerje1 6 жыл бұрын
The sword is one of Zoro's from One Piece, Wado Ichimonji or literally "Straight Road of the Harmony" which is what it's called in the book. It's the sword he's held on to for the entire duration of the series and since childhood as it originally belonged to Kuina.
@totz_the_plaid9625
@totz_the_plaid9625 6 жыл бұрын
Also, why don't you do the Toy Boxes anymore? They were my favorite since you generally liked or were at least interested in everything in them! That's way more fun to me than hearing you be confused or clueless or annoyed... Please bring back the 80s/90s Toy Box crates, if you have the option to do so!
@TheyCallMePeters
@TheyCallMePeters 6 жыл бұрын
Though eggs are found in the dairy section they are not a dairy product. That is all.
@Slurrrrrpy
@Slurrrrrpy 6 жыл бұрын
In all honestly I love all 3 bioshock games, infinite gets shit on a lot but if you play the dlc it seriously ties everything together. The remastered edition has the games looking beautiful and a joy to play again. Some of my top favorite games.
@zeikjt
@zeikjt 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, love that you know and appreciate Junji Ito! I always knew Ashens had good taste :D
@-ZodiacPrince-
@-ZodiacPrince- 6 жыл бұрын
19:00 Egg isn't dairy. Dairy means made from milk. Eggs aren't made from milk.
@TheDudeOnTheDrums
@TheDudeOnTheDrums 6 жыл бұрын
A Merry AshensMas!
@Marci124
@Marci124 6 жыл бұрын
Strange how on the cookie packaging they used a dagger (†) to denote the second foot mark (instead of ¹ and ² or * and **), it has largely gone out of style.
@onldhes
@onldhes 6 жыл бұрын
I was glad to have a 27 minute video to watch while I did chores, but then I realized the last half is always good boxes. I wish Ashens would seperate the food boxes and other boxes like he used to.
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
27:08 - The Day Today reference?
@thoughtsofglought
@thoughtsofglought 6 жыл бұрын
@2:02 Would you kindly Praise Bioshock! /s
@Adrastia
@Adrastia 6 жыл бұрын
I eat those brownies all the time. I really like them. I also like the cookie. You have a weird sense of taste. :P Anywaiz, I think a lot of this organic, non-GMO, gluten free, dairy free ect... stuff is mainly marketed towards people who don't have allergies or dietary restrictions. All the packaging s wacky instead of it just being sold as regular food. The fruit leather is an old timey candy. Maybe they don't have it in the UK?
@Sparrow9612
@Sparrow9612 6 жыл бұрын
I've had something akin to that waffle before. It had caramel inbetween the layers. Was quite tasty.
@HonestLeigh
@HonestLeigh 6 жыл бұрын
They're typically called stroopwafle. Syrup, caramel, honey are the normal fillings.
@franktedder1236
@franktedder1236 4 жыл бұрын
Bioshock is still fantastic. System Shock was quite good too
@SKALS-ICY-TOM
@SKALS-ICY-TOM 6 жыл бұрын
Love the healthy box... Evert thing "oooh thats not so good guys"
@natsume-hime2473
@natsume-hime2473 6 жыл бұрын
Last thing, the pouch for the lanyard is basically perfect size for a US DMV issued ID, driver's license, or similar. Especially useful for those under 18, because in the US Minor's IDs are oriented in portrait, while adult ones are oriented in landscape.
@M0torsagmannen
@M0torsagmannen 6 жыл бұрын
not really sure what the point of that Akibento sword is, as you said it is straight and too thick and therefore not looking at all like a katana. so it just looks cheap and shitty...
@rodovanra6783
@rodovanra6783 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Nick, very kind of you.
@cmdfarsight
@cmdfarsight 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I don't miss about the munchpacks is all the lip slapping and eating sounds lol miss the retro boxes though.
@mudjmc
@mudjmc 6 жыл бұрын
You guys don't have Ranch in the UK? What do you put on your salads then? Or what's the most popular dressing?
@Jonqen
@Jonqen 6 жыл бұрын
Im a swede and I put ranch dressing on many variants of sallads. Maybe just the british who are odd x)
@duanewinter1395
@duanewinter1395 6 жыл бұрын
Balsamic Vinaigrette, Mayonnaise (though not that naff bland US bullshit), Salad Dressing, or many of the hundreds of other dressings that aren't Ranch. Honestly children, you have a massive knowledge database at your fingertips, and you profess ignorance about the most mundane things.
@hannahblurp9360
@hannahblurp9360 5 жыл бұрын
*violently rips brownie apart* it's just falling to pieces! also i'm sure someone has told Ashens this by now, but it's cause it's got dates in it. I kinda like it but it definitely doesn't taste like regular brownies
@douglasspall273
@douglasspall273 6 жыл бұрын
Once a week ashens should buy a meal deal from random places and review it
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Ah I do love Ashens tasting weird food (Healthpak)
@AcornElectron
@AcornElectron 6 жыл бұрын
Healthy snacks .... read as “shit we couldn’t even sell to hipsters unless we put it in a shoebox where you can’t see it.”
@Ka0s42
@Ka0s42 6 жыл бұрын
I am watching this at 2:37am, because I refuse in believing that Ashens can upload at reasonable times and I don't want to get used to it!
@SageOwl
@SageOwl 6 жыл бұрын
The larry cookie thing is meant to be like a cookie protein bar (and even then there is too much sugar to justify that) so the flavor isn't going to be the best. I've had a few and did also wonder why it is so doughy and falls apart. They make brownies that are much smaller and much better in every way in my opinion.
@cheezy805
@cheezy805 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that sword quite literally a beaty stick with a hilt? I thought it was a bamboo training sword. So it hurts to get clobbered with, but doesn't kill people like a real sword would. (And isn't akibento some sorta lunch?)
@prawngravy18
@prawngravy18 6 жыл бұрын
I want a junji ito box so fucking bad, that man is a god damn gem on this earth...he also haunts my dreams.
@q3znw6j88aywnwy
@q3znw6j88aywnwy 6 жыл бұрын
when you go out to eat, do you tear everything apart before you eat it then complain that it's falling to bits?
@bubbledoubletrouble
@bubbledoubletrouble 6 жыл бұрын
k There are many edible things that you can tear apart without getting crumbs all over.
@q3znw6j88aywnwy
@q3znw6j88aywnwy 6 жыл бұрын
@@bubbledoubletrouble For normal people, yes. Not vegans
@Livin-86
@Livin-86 6 жыл бұрын
Yum Earth makes loads of tasty snacks like those. I've never seen the ones you got there & they looked good. I'll have to keep on the look out for them.
@symbiote1982pk
@symbiote1982pk 3 жыл бұрын
Not being able to make choices is sort of the core theme of Bioshock, if you kindly and all that.
@Scobragon
@Scobragon 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who appreciates Junji Ito is a man of culture.
@dcflake5645
@dcflake5645 6 жыл бұрын
22:50 Nature's Bakery used Pretentiousness. It's super effective! Critical hit.
@slightlyusedpsx
@slightlyusedpsx 6 жыл бұрын
In the U.S., if a product does not include actual chocolate, the manufacturer is prohibited from using the word "chocolate". When they don't, most just use the word "chocolatly" to get around this.
@EnAimBoy
@EnAimBoy 6 жыл бұрын
The complete cookie is good if you want a cookie, but you feel empty inside and need something that will go down like a brick.
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee 6 жыл бұрын
That's Monkey fighting Naruto and My Queer'o Cacademonia - a DOOM musical
@Blandco
@Blandco 6 жыл бұрын
I saw a bunch of those complete cookies on clearance at the store. Sadly I bought one for .25 cents and it was regrettable. Way better to make your own protein cookies at home.
@swahilimaster
@swahilimaster 6 жыл бұрын
Where do I apply to get a job putting dumb text onto healthy snack packages?
@ben2953
@ben2953 6 жыл бұрын
But ashens its not 2am
@TomTom-rw9pe
@TomTom-rw9pe 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Leggett-want Its 2am here :P
@ben2953
@ben2953 6 жыл бұрын
@@TomTom-rw9pe :D
@SimderZ
@SimderZ 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the foul world of high fructose corn syrup in that health pack.. so glad we don’t use that in the uk
@DeeJaySNRG
@DeeJaySNRG 6 жыл бұрын
Nick has done a poo
@metalmugen
@metalmugen 6 жыл бұрын
On some nachos
@ladyowl8732
@ladyowl8732 6 жыл бұрын
For us
@totes_an_alien
@totes_an_alien 4 жыл бұрын
@@ladyowl8732 and garnished it with spinach
@trevorrandom
@trevorrandom 6 жыл бұрын
What time is it?
@crimesforkibble6912
@crimesforkibble6912 6 жыл бұрын
Breaking bad is fantastic a bit overrated but fantastic nonetheless I've watched through the entire series several times and the acting is absolutely superb definitely give it a watch if you get the chance
@stefanavic6630
@stefanavic6630 6 жыл бұрын
9:12 Sad onions.
@tonyjackson1636
@tonyjackson1636 6 жыл бұрын
You have to remember Stuart, Vegans are usually pretty into the hippy mindset. So they are not only painfully happy but happy with themselves for their "clever" jokes.
@amanacatandhisdog8836
@amanacatandhisdog8836 3 жыл бұрын
I used to be a vegan for a couple of years. Many vegans didn’t like stuff over cooked or cooked at high temps. Many only use dehydrators to “cook” their food.
@hollowvolocaloid6062
@hollowvolocaloid6062 5 жыл бұрын
Hey ashen have you played system shock?
@TheGlitched64
@TheGlitched64 Жыл бұрын
That cookie feels dense because thats essentially a protein bar in cookie form. Its not really a health snack if you eat it like a cookie. Its a workout food. Just a ton of calories otherwise.
@SweetestSweden
@SweetestSweden 6 жыл бұрын
They actually sell the rest of that brownie line at grocery outlets here in the states. The fig bars are super tasty. P: Rounds out a mid-day work lunch.
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
24:51 Homer: You forget I have my Powersauce bar Guide: Come on Homer, theyre made of raspberries and old newspaper
@epoch703
@epoch703 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if anyone has said it or is going to say it but I appreciated that Rival Schools comment.
@Thomasm3000
@Thomasm3000 6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Ashens channeling classic Jerry Jackson in his Gus Fring death review.
@theplantipus7441
@theplantipus7441 6 жыл бұрын
"Idiot garbage" is now my favourite line.
@ataru4
@ataru4 6 жыл бұрын
The Day Today reference at the end was appreciated by us older viewers :-)
@omegasupreme1970
@omegasupreme1970 6 жыл бұрын
I will say again Sir where is the shelf of intresting things (shakes fist)....
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