The "Health" aspect of that box can be seriously questioned. Alot of the "not included" ingredients are only necessary to exclude in case of food allergies, there's no health benefit to avoid it otherwise. And non-GMO only matters if you're sensitive to chemicals. GMO-plants are usually hardier and can be sprayed with insect killers in a heavier dose than non-GMO-plants. And "vegan" doesn't automatically mean "good" or "healthy". It just means no animal products.
@AgentTasmania6 жыл бұрын
jentzi23 I feel the overly broad use of ‘chemicals’ in the mid there brings down the overall high quality comment of rationality. I’d ask you to replace it with ‘certain pesticides’ to match the correctness of the rest.
@BenjaminGoose6 жыл бұрын
"And non-GMO only matters if you're sensitive to chemicals." If you're sensitive to chemicals then you'd better live in a vacuum.
@mjc09616 жыл бұрын
jentzi23 Yeah, they fucked up and put a load of vegan junk food in rather than actually healthy food. (I realize that "vegan junk food" is redundant in a way)
@Jenner_IIC6 жыл бұрын
In reality GMO plants are just as thoroughly cleaned as non GMO to be below the maximal quota of leftover pesticide on surface. The only real difference would be if it was from organic farms, those tend to limit their pesticide use to minimum. Still, in reality the difference is close to nonexistent and I would argue non-GMO are inferior, it's just a stupid fad because "hurr durr science bad we dunn understand".
@Adrastia6 жыл бұрын
@@Jenner_IIC I really hate the GMO hate and i hope that people eventually cut that out already. Probably not in my lifetime.
@MissSpooky696 жыл бұрын
Few things in life are guaranteed but one of them will be Ashens' constant struggle to stay up to date with loot boxes and it brings me joy.
@kanedamikami77716 жыл бұрын
Ashens is like the mom that calls every console nintendo
@turnbull8326 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't know what any of the anime things were, it looks way more fun ashens way.
@queazocotalАй бұрын
'Not actually legally guaranteed'
@umbaupause6 жыл бұрын
I like when 'healthy food' always writes ALL of the 'benefits' on the box. A stick of fruit mush that is jellified? "Wow guys no gluten no nuts no fat" Why stop there?! No tar, no uranium, no soot, no scrap metal pieces from the old machines in the factory most of the time.
@The1888Brandon6 жыл бұрын
LordSenile That was the point fud nut
@PedroBenolielBonito6 жыл бұрын
I bought some dark chocolate for my Mum and in the packet everywhere it said 'gluten-free'. Mum's comment: 'Of course it's gluten-free, it's chocolate!'
@Crosshill6 жыл бұрын
speaking of jelly condensed fruit mush, know what make fruits sweet? its sugar. you just condensed a bunch of sugar, good job, but since it was made of like, many apples and apples are healthy, then its healthy, right?
@NirateGoel4 жыл бұрын
@@PedroBenolielBonito yes but no. Some chocolate additives contain gluten. With lots of bars its as they may contain as they're made in the same factory as a bar contains a gluten additive.
@kinagrill3 жыл бұрын
no rusty nails, no crackhead semen, no alien mutagens!
@Ironman1o16 жыл бұрын
I'd risk a Junji Ito box, because there'd be like a 1 in 10,000 chance you'd get a box full of hilarious cat stuff.
@myheartandactionsareutterl90584 жыл бұрын
And a 1 in 100000 chance to be turned into a snail
@PoolFuel4 жыл бұрын
@@myheartandactionsareutterl9058 don't remind me. Still can't look at snails without getting that weird Junji Ito feeling.
@Persephone013 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@KingsRow556 жыл бұрын
Hearing how Stuart pronounces Naruto Shippuden gives me a reason to live
@boatchips78204 жыл бұрын
"Shibuden"
@charlockprime6 жыл бұрын
Your responses to the food slogans had me in stitches. It was like the one on the brownie package was all you could take.
@deathsyth88886 жыл бұрын
"Half brilliant, half a bit crap." - Stuart Ashen, a review
@leecroft19836 жыл бұрын
My personal review for life itself.
@kingbumi16566 жыл бұрын
Stuart "Gattuso" Ashen
@goose79386 жыл бұрын
I suppose that’s fair. Bioshock is my favorite video game franchise and I can acknowledge the flaws. It’s less interesting to talk about a series that’s universally praised.
@Tom5TomEntertainment6 жыл бұрын
Why is this uploaded at a reasonable hour?
@tanglelover6 жыл бұрын
Very bizarre
@amorembalming6 жыл бұрын
Great question. Suspicious.
@misterprecocious24916 жыл бұрын
Yup, I'm sober and confused.
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart is probably going out of his way to wake up early these last days of the year to make sure he falls asleep before the new years celebration begins.
@Leatherbubba6 жыл бұрын
The Grassmask is possessing him.
@Cendoria6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice Lootbox stopped sponsoring videos? Seems like literally every single youtuber with more than 5 subs was sponsored by them 2-3 years ago
@OdaSwifteye6 жыл бұрын
The money is getting dry.
@ozzy54806 жыл бұрын
Oda Swifteye like the boxes themselves
@taben9jake6 жыл бұрын
Glad to know someone else likes the horror manga master. Holes is probably my favorite , but I do love the short where the ghoul goes to the wrong apartment , then says "Oh, sorry" then phases through the wall.
@morbius1016 жыл бұрын
Glad to know there are more fans out there! I still have nightmares about that shark in Gyo
@taben9jake6 жыл бұрын
@CactusCubing it's in a shorts collection called "seeds of anxiety" then the chapter " visitors" the the actual short is called " the visit ll. It's only 3 pages long though
@GmodPlusWoW6 жыл бұрын
I think the ghost aspect from the early game was a holdover from the game's predecessor, System Shock 2, which despite being kinda jank nowadays still holds up as a sci-fi horror game. Specifically, in System Shock 2 the ghosts were explained as being your cybernetic interface picking up on psi-emanations or something, and in BioShock I think they were a side-effect of certain plasmids. Funnily enough, while some would claim that a lot of games were influenced by BioShock, I reckon said influence can be more closely attributed to System Shock 2. While BioShock was one branch of that particular tree, once upon a time EA was trying to develop a System Shock 3, which eventually evolved into Dead Space. If you look closely at the formula of the original Dead Space, you can see many strains of System Shock 2's DNA in the formula, alongside the aspects inspired by Resident Evil 4. And all of this isn't even getting into the 0451 philosophy and the prominence of the immersive sim genre. THAT is a rabbit hole for another comment. Also, gameplay-wise I feel like BioShock 2 is better than the original. Being able to offhand plasmids is an excellent spin on the formula, which is why it was brought over into BioShock Infinite. And in regards to BioShock as a series, even though the story technically ended with the Burial at Sea DLC (which addressed some of the mechanical issues of BioShock Infinite IIRC), a studio at 2K is currently working on "Parkside", which is apparently going to be the next BioShock game. And I really hope that it's not going to be an Alien Resurrection situation, and instead is actually good. Also also, that rendition of the Green Goblin reminds me a little too much of Meg Mucklebones for my liking. "Come to Meg, juicy boy!"
@alvinkoholic79836 жыл бұрын
I thought the ghosts were artificial memories implanted by Fontaine
@IanC146 жыл бұрын
Isnt the whole ghost memories thing some kind of passed down memory in the plasmids since they were taken from the blood of others? Im sure it was explained in an audiolog.
@VaultRaider6 жыл бұрын
And what made Bioshock 2 even better was the Minerva's Den DLC (which they gave away for free on PC in the end). Such a good game. Also your explanation was exactly correct.
@RFC35146 жыл бұрын
For a more recent reference, Subnautica is very "System-Shocky" in terms of atmosphere and storytelling (and possibly the only game in recent years with a sound design to match System Shock 2).
6 жыл бұрын
if anyone is interested in SS3 that became Dead Space, check GVMERS - Rise and fall of Dead Space.
@clarkpatient79506 жыл бұрын
"No egg.. you just said there's no dairy!" Um, Ashens, eggs aren't dairy..
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w6 жыл бұрын
You usualy get eggs in the dairy section ... so id see why there is a missunderstanding
@skywillis6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@TangyTangyRose6 жыл бұрын
Came here to say just this. It surprises me how many people class eggs as dairy - restaurant staff included!
@swaggaming25646 жыл бұрын
eggs are just hard milk duh
@MrScottev6 жыл бұрын
@@swaggaming2564 that's cheese
@mushroomsamba826 жыл бұрын
Christ half of these vegan product names sound like they were chosen by an AI
@nozoto6 жыл бұрын
Marketing trying so hard to sound hip and coolos. Doesn't really matter because what really gets the consumer is curiosity as about what the thing tastes like and whether it holds its own as a junk food counterpart... Unless something is way beyond our grasp. Maybe the packaging-design must hold some esoteric meanings, phrasing a cryptic key which is only understood by insiders. Because the sacred standards of the Healthy Snack Deity dictate so.
@trabantfreak23706 жыл бұрын
Or chosen by a braindead hipster
@TheSmart-CasualGamer3 ай бұрын
Well, bloody hell, has this comment aged well.
@AlexRye-sv6no2 ай бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGameronly because idiots call everything ai now
@Solidus_Edge6 жыл бұрын
Complete Cookie? Wasn't that the name of the guy who was obsessed with FoV sliders?
@mjc09616 жыл бұрын
Solidus_Edge I was about halfway through thinking "No, that was Total Biscuit" before I realized what you did there
@theonlyenicfanever53466 жыл бұрын
Under appreciated comment of the year
@tedioustotoro48856 жыл бұрын
Your description of Spider-Chap sounds not much different to Spider-Man Noir
@lasarousi6 жыл бұрын
You mean the spider man African American in hon hon?
@alecjahn6 жыл бұрын
I chuckled a little too long at "Spider-Bloke had a garden full of car parts"
@Crosshill6 жыл бұрын
rather than 'healthy' its more like, less unreasonably unhealthy snacks for people who want to feel morally superior for blindly following a health fad, but which can occasionally be a lovely little snack outside of the norm
@TheRealColBosch6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually angry at the gall of the company to call those snacks "healthy."
@Crosshill6 жыл бұрын
you shouldnt be miffed at that. its just called marketing towards profitable target groups and good business. the whole concept of health got bought out long ago, its just that nobody knows what healthy is anymore
@svsguru20006 жыл бұрын
These really are like lootboxes. You need to open 100 of them to finally get something decent.
@crickidie5 жыл бұрын
I love watching people who don’t watch anime open akibento boxes
@DannyGfreekilos6 жыл бұрын
But it's not 3am... what is this madness?
@nataliekate21766 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gaden it’s 3am here in Australia! 😂
@morkusmorkus60406 жыл бұрын
It's always 3am somewhere 👀
@leeroykd12386 жыл бұрын
2 a.m here in Vietnam
@andreifelea72056 жыл бұрын
@@leeroykd1238 i love Vietnam.....the best country on this planet and i have lived in a few. DaNang is awesome
@morkusmorkus60406 жыл бұрын
@@andreifelea7205 Your mom is awesome too 👍
@Luvythicus6 жыл бұрын
Oi, HoneyStinger, whatcha doin' with our Stroopwafels.
@Yinte_Klop_Blunt6666 жыл бұрын
Godverdomme
@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to what happens when you remove the gluten from things that should have glu .... ten in them ... you get food that falls apart...
@shrimpfriedizzy6 жыл бұрын
Gluten free bread is the absolute worst, literally breaks apart in the bag. Tend to just go with gf rolls now
@dangerkatz6 жыл бұрын
Why must they torture us celiacs with shitty bread?
@M0torsagmannen6 жыл бұрын
i have never not been disappointed in gluten free food, so sympathise with anyone that has to put up with it every day.
@Kr-nv5fo6 жыл бұрын
But those bready things in the box are like half gluten and half other stuff
@superchickenlips16 жыл бұрын
That was the most Millennial box of Millennial snacks I have ever seen.
@GNerdful6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else catch the part where Ashens implied eggs were a dairy product?
@skywillis6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
Chicken isn't vegan?
@munjee26 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 no only the cocks
@putte9546 жыл бұрын
No, you're the only one.
@brianartillery6 жыл бұрын
Eggs generally used to be sold by dairies. I'm old enough to remember always getting eggs left with the milk by the milkman, and getting them from a local dairy, too. Our local butcher still sells eggs, by the way. This is Britain. We do things differently here. Not better or nicer, but differently.
@gperrin90504 жыл бұрын
It's always really reassuring when they put "fresh baked" on packaged food items, In case you were worried that it wasn't fresh when they baked it or, rather than bake it they chose to warm it up in a trash can.
@Packy216 жыл бұрын
The hell Stuart ya git. Besides the fact that you uploaded this at a time that isn't 2 at night, it is still December too! Has the world gone absolutely mad?!
@lasarousi6 жыл бұрын
What an absolute mad chap.
@char74906 жыл бұрын
This comment was worded better than all the others saying the same thing
@scxt39456 жыл бұрын
that shirt was actually pretty neat. The mix of the three in a minimalist fashion- would cop.
@TheSektorz6 жыл бұрын
I'm not used to watching your videos fully alert and not half-asleep.
@omikron62186 жыл бұрын
But these loot box videos make me fall half asleep
@TheSektorz6 жыл бұрын
@@omikron6218 Don't really find them interesting either but I guess it's better than nothing
@thetierney6 жыл бұрын
21:56 Incredibly, with such a high quality packaging, they managed to misspell the quote author's name. Or is Vincent Van Gough from the same family of Nicolas Amarty and Mr. Bottom Tile?
@nekotj_6 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite MHA character. IIda "Junji Ito" Tenya
@domoarigateaux6 жыл бұрын
Protein cookies often have that kind of texture, it looks like that cookie is marketed as a protein snack.
@EmeraldLavigne6 жыл бұрын
I always tune into the Ashens loot crate reviews for reviews of decade-old video games.
@Lucy-Hall6 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoyed the fact that that $60 hello fresh giftcard is useless to British residents as you'll be getting another one in the next crate like I did.
@Mr.gluestick6 жыл бұрын
I tried to use it, its a scam anyway, its the same discount as their regular promotional discount, just stretched over 3 months instead of receiving it all at once as per their tv ads. Still cheaper to just go to the grocer and get food you want
@secondswell6 жыл бұрын
Not useless all money is good online
@AcornElectron6 жыл бұрын
secondswell hello fresh ship international?
@gangswagster6 жыл бұрын
@@AcornElectron if you want it to be "hello unfresh", then yes they do deliver internationally
@Mediamarked6 жыл бұрын
Better yet, it is kind of a lootcrate in itself. Subscription based, and as the 60 dallores americano are spread out over 3 20 dollar "gifts", you probably have to subscribe for at least a year to use it. Makes me wonder how much Lootcrate got for that. At least you can try to sell the lootcrate shit if it does not fit your taste.. Secondhand foodstuffs seems a bit weird.
@nitronrob6 жыл бұрын
I really hate the fad that gluten free= healthy. Gluten benefits you by 'feeding' the good bacteria in your gut. Helping to prevent numerous diseases and possibly cancer. The only reason you should be choosing gluten-free option is if you have celiac, an allergy, etc.
@TVcasualty426 жыл бұрын
@19:05 Yep, egg isn’t dairy 😂
@skywillis6 жыл бұрын
cow eggs
@brianartillery6 жыл бұрын
...And yet delivered by the milkman. Dairy is nearest - eggs aren't meat (although sold by some butchers, still), or vegetable. What they are is perishable, like dairy produce, and so are sold as such.
@StephenNormal6 жыл бұрын
@@brianartillery Nope. Not sure why you're doubling and tripling down on this. Dairy = milk products and that's that. Most people learned this in primary school.
@rudimentaryganglia6 жыл бұрын
You are correct they isnt
@Baconkiin6 жыл бұрын
The Akibento tshirt was Naruto, Luffy and Deku from My Hero Academia
@greenpixel_6 жыл бұрын
Better crossover than Infinity War. 👍
@BoltFirestormShadow6 жыл бұрын
would of been better with Boruto TBH hes more relevant right now
@munjee26 жыл бұрын
Yup naruto and luffy best mha characters
@9Tailsfan6 жыл бұрын
It might be to promote the new Jump All Stars game.
@someshitstuffthats74416 жыл бұрын
Yep
@natsume-hime24736 жыл бұрын
Stuart, you were correct on the shirt! It's a fight apparently between Boruto(who is Naruto's son) from the show of the same name, Monkey, and the protagonist of My Hero Academia.
@Catoxis5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those Stinger stroopwaffles are amazing, honestly. A good treat occasionally, and they also do dark chocolate dipped versions. The seed crackers are also super good. I might actually have to try that box!
@toshironikko6 жыл бұрын
so i know the figure isnt the best quality (the little sister one) but im surprised you didnt mention you were happy it wasnt one of those pop figures with the oversized heads
@robertlembo6 жыл бұрын
When Ashens actually likes something I get so happy for the people that make it, I bet they'd be proud to see this xD
@JasonHalversonjaydog6 жыл бұрын
must be a thing with "healthy" cookies. a health food store here sells cookies that i tried once, they tasted ok but had the consistency of cookie dough, they were so soft and doughy
@leecroft19836 жыл бұрын
Okay, that Los Pollos cup is pretty cool.
@Drocell_6 жыл бұрын
Such a bummer about that cookie, it actually looked really good
@Frostbitex56 жыл бұрын
I’ve had a few of them from that brand. They’re very hit or miss. They make a peanut butter cookie that’s pretty good, but their chocolate chip ones are meh at best
@bigloudnoise6 жыл бұрын
A local store sells those "Lenny & Larry" cookies, and seeing one in this video made me, for some demented reason, curious to try one. Although the one I got was just plain chocolate chip. My first reaction after taking a bite was "this tastes medical to me". Seriously, it's got a weird hard-to-describe flavor that reminds me of hospitals for some reason.
@MagicianFairy6 жыл бұрын
Those Lenny and Larry's cookies are lifesavers. They could be way better. But, they keep you full. Have a few stashed in the car to eat while stuck in traffic to avoid pulling into a fast food joint.
@aceisking8 ай бұрын
I love them tbh
@Emerje16 жыл бұрын
The sword is one of Zoro's from One Piece, Wado Ichimonji or literally "Straight Road of the Harmony" which is what it's called in the book. It's the sword he's held on to for the entire duration of the series and since childhood as it originally belonged to Kuina.
@totz_the_plaid96256 жыл бұрын
Also, why don't you do the Toy Boxes anymore? They were my favorite since you generally liked or were at least interested in everything in them! That's way more fun to me than hearing you be confused or clueless or annoyed... Please bring back the 80s/90s Toy Box crates, if you have the option to do so!
@TheyCallMePeters6 жыл бұрын
Though eggs are found in the dairy section they are not a dairy product. That is all.
@Slurrrrrpy6 жыл бұрын
In all honestly I love all 3 bioshock games, infinite gets shit on a lot but if you play the dlc it seriously ties everything together. The remastered edition has the games looking beautiful and a joy to play again. Some of my top favorite games.
@zeikjt6 жыл бұрын
Damn, love that you know and appreciate Junji Ito! I always knew Ashens had good taste :D
@-ZodiacPrince-6 жыл бұрын
19:00 Egg isn't dairy. Dairy means made from milk. Eggs aren't made from milk.
@TheDudeOnTheDrums6 жыл бұрын
A Merry AshensMas!
@Marci1246 жыл бұрын
Strange how on the cookie packaging they used a dagger (†) to denote the second foot mark (instead of ¹ and ² or * and **), it has largely gone out of style.
@onldhes6 жыл бұрын
I was glad to have a 27 minute video to watch while I did chores, but then I realized the last half is always good boxes. I wish Ashens would seperate the food boxes and other boxes like he used to.
@grimTales15 жыл бұрын
27:08 - The Day Today reference?
@thoughtsofglought6 жыл бұрын
@2:02 Would you kindly Praise Bioshock! /s
@Adrastia6 жыл бұрын
I eat those brownies all the time. I really like them. I also like the cookie. You have a weird sense of taste. :P Anywaiz, I think a lot of this organic, non-GMO, gluten free, dairy free ect... stuff is mainly marketed towards people who don't have allergies or dietary restrictions. All the packaging s wacky instead of it just being sold as regular food. The fruit leather is an old timey candy. Maybe they don't have it in the UK?
@Sparrow96126 жыл бұрын
I've had something akin to that waffle before. It had caramel inbetween the layers. Was quite tasty.
@HonestLeigh6 жыл бұрын
They're typically called stroopwafle. Syrup, caramel, honey are the normal fillings.
@franktedder12364 жыл бұрын
Bioshock is still fantastic. System Shock was quite good too
@SKALS-ICY-TOM6 жыл бұрын
Love the healthy box... Evert thing "oooh thats not so good guys"
@natsume-hime24736 жыл бұрын
Last thing, the pouch for the lanyard is basically perfect size for a US DMV issued ID, driver's license, or similar. Especially useful for those under 18, because in the US Minor's IDs are oriented in portrait, while adult ones are oriented in landscape.
@M0torsagmannen6 жыл бұрын
not really sure what the point of that Akibento sword is, as you said it is straight and too thick and therefore not looking at all like a katana. so it just looks cheap and shitty...
@rodovanra67836 жыл бұрын
Thank you Nick, very kind of you.
@cmdfarsight2 жыл бұрын
One thing I don't miss about the munchpacks is all the lip slapping and eating sounds lol miss the retro boxes though.
@mudjmc6 жыл бұрын
You guys don't have Ranch in the UK? What do you put on your salads then? Or what's the most popular dressing?
@Jonqen6 жыл бұрын
Im a swede and I put ranch dressing on many variants of sallads. Maybe just the british who are odd x)
@duanewinter13956 жыл бұрын
Balsamic Vinaigrette, Mayonnaise (though not that naff bland US bullshit), Salad Dressing, or many of the hundreds of other dressings that aren't Ranch. Honestly children, you have a massive knowledge database at your fingertips, and you profess ignorance about the most mundane things.
@hannahblurp93605 жыл бұрын
*violently rips brownie apart* it's just falling to pieces! also i'm sure someone has told Ashens this by now, but it's cause it's got dates in it. I kinda like it but it definitely doesn't taste like regular brownies
@douglasspall2736 жыл бұрын
Once a week ashens should buy a meal deal from random places and review it
@grimTales15 жыл бұрын
Ah I do love Ashens tasting weird food (Healthpak)
@AcornElectron6 жыл бұрын
Healthy snacks .... read as “shit we couldn’t even sell to hipsters unless we put it in a shoebox where you can’t see it.”
@Ka0s426 жыл бұрын
I am watching this at 2:37am, because I refuse in believing that Ashens can upload at reasonable times and I don't want to get used to it!
@SageOwl6 жыл бұрын
The larry cookie thing is meant to be like a cookie protein bar (and even then there is too much sugar to justify that) so the flavor isn't going to be the best. I've had a few and did also wonder why it is so doughy and falls apart. They make brownies that are much smaller and much better in every way in my opinion.
@cheezy8056 жыл бұрын
Isn't that sword quite literally a beaty stick with a hilt? I thought it was a bamboo training sword. So it hurts to get clobbered with, but doesn't kill people like a real sword would. (And isn't akibento some sorta lunch?)
@prawngravy186 жыл бұрын
I want a junji ito box so fucking bad, that man is a god damn gem on this earth...he also haunts my dreams.
@q3znw6j88aywnwy6 жыл бұрын
when you go out to eat, do you tear everything apart before you eat it then complain that it's falling to bits?
@bubbledoubletrouble6 жыл бұрын
k There are many edible things that you can tear apart without getting crumbs all over.
@q3znw6j88aywnwy6 жыл бұрын
@@bubbledoubletrouble For normal people, yes. Not vegans
@Livin-866 жыл бұрын
Yum Earth makes loads of tasty snacks like those. I've never seen the ones you got there & they looked good. I'll have to keep on the look out for them.
@symbiote1982pk3 жыл бұрын
Not being able to make choices is sort of the core theme of Bioshock, if you kindly and all that.
@Scobragon6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who appreciates Junji Ito is a man of culture.
@dcflake56456 жыл бұрын
22:50 Nature's Bakery used Pretentiousness. It's super effective! Critical hit.
@slightlyusedpsx6 жыл бұрын
In the U.S., if a product does not include actual chocolate, the manufacturer is prohibited from using the word "chocolate". When they don't, most just use the word "chocolatly" to get around this.
@EnAimBoy6 жыл бұрын
The complete cookie is good if you want a cookie, but you feel empty inside and need something that will go down like a brick.
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee6 жыл бұрын
That's Monkey fighting Naruto and My Queer'o Cacademonia - a DOOM musical
@Blandco6 жыл бұрын
I saw a bunch of those complete cookies on clearance at the store. Sadly I bought one for .25 cents and it was regrettable. Way better to make your own protein cookies at home.
@swahilimaster6 жыл бұрын
Where do I apply to get a job putting dumb text onto healthy snack packages?
@ben29536 жыл бұрын
But ashens its not 2am
@TomTom-rw9pe6 жыл бұрын
Ben Leggett-want Its 2am here :P
@ben29536 жыл бұрын
@@TomTom-rw9pe :D
@SimderZ6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the foul world of high fructose corn syrup in that health pack.. so glad we don’t use that in the uk
@DeeJaySNRG6 жыл бұрын
Nick has done a poo
@metalmugen6 жыл бұрын
On some nachos
@ladyowl87326 жыл бұрын
For us
@totes_an_alien4 жыл бұрын
@@ladyowl8732 and garnished it with spinach
@trevorrandom6 жыл бұрын
What time is it?
@crimesforkibble69126 жыл бұрын
Breaking bad is fantastic a bit overrated but fantastic nonetheless I've watched through the entire series several times and the acting is absolutely superb definitely give it a watch if you get the chance
@stefanavic66306 жыл бұрын
9:12 Sad onions.
@tonyjackson16366 жыл бұрын
You have to remember Stuart, Vegans are usually pretty into the hippy mindset. So they are not only painfully happy but happy with themselves for their "clever" jokes.
@amanacatandhisdog88363 жыл бұрын
I used to be a vegan for a couple of years. Many vegans didn’t like stuff over cooked or cooked at high temps. Many only use dehydrators to “cook” their food.
@hollowvolocaloid60625 жыл бұрын
Hey ashen have you played system shock?
@TheGlitched64 Жыл бұрын
That cookie feels dense because thats essentially a protein bar in cookie form. Its not really a health snack if you eat it like a cookie. Its a workout food. Just a ton of calories otherwise.
@SweetestSweden6 жыл бұрын
They actually sell the rest of that brownie line at grocery outlets here in the states. The fig bars are super tasty. P: Rounds out a mid-day work lunch.
@grimTales15 жыл бұрын
24:51 Homer: You forget I have my Powersauce bar Guide: Come on Homer, theyre made of raspberries and old newspaper
@epoch7036 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if anyone has said it or is going to say it but I appreciated that Rival Schools comment.
@Thomasm30006 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Ashens channeling classic Jerry Jackson in his Gus Fring death review.
@theplantipus74416 жыл бұрын
"Idiot garbage" is now my favourite line.
@ataru46 жыл бұрын
The Day Today reference at the end was appreciated by us older viewers :-)
@omegasupreme19706 жыл бұрын
I will say again Sir where is the shelf of intresting things (shakes fist)....