Gag they never saw coming.

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[@poduck2]

I just got mine today. Watched the previous vid to see how you had assembled it. Worked fine. Already put out two eyes. Luckily they weren't mine.

[@raymondmucklow3793]

You can order those lazer stickers, the Braille ones for the ones who's eye you took.

[@vinniecocco9932]

I'm blind now you dick!

[@Aratimb]

lazer

[@genericsauce]

Same here, good timing on the vijayo

[@andyreid7274]

@@raymondmucklow3793 that one is my favorite. Sadistic humor!

[@LucasGarrow]

It's not really yours until you void the warranty

[@Uglydisease]

Great idea for a T-shirt

[@ironbomb6753]

I'm with foreversecond...😂👍🤯😎

[@cardboardboxification]

foreversecond ☝️ I agree

[@garethbaus5471]

Honestly that is kind of true.

[@merlin4809]

And once you truly own it, that's when experiments of the "fuck what it was designed for, I just want to break stuff" variety can commence!

[@ZaneDaMagicPufferDragon]

Can’t wait for mine to come in the mail!!!! Finally got here today Feb 6th!!! I’m SUPER EXCITED TO BUILD MY TWO KITS WITH MY KID!!!!!

[@sms61]

"Uh Oh, Uh Oh, where'd it go?" Too funny!

[@michaeld_aus_b]

YES. I got mine last week ! Thanks a lot. I always wanted these. Canjukistani Post is really fast.

[@garethrosey]

You're a bad man! I've happily lived 34 years up to today without this, but now I feel like I can't survive until your family sweat shop get mine built and packed up with a rule and some stickers. They will take pride of place in my garage, unfortunately my garage is only a hole in the ground at the moment, but the imminent arrival of a defense arm for it will spur its progress!

[@garethrosey]

Received my rule and stickers today, just waiting for the catapult. Your family sweat shop has done well. I was expecting 4-6 weeks and they've got it done and delivered the other side of the pond in less than 2! I look forward to putting them all to use in my new garage.

[@ManxAndy]

Ordered.....love it.....keep the seagulls off the bird table.....🇮🇲👍

[@rewrew897]

*launches fireball* “Oh no, where’d it go” *OH NO*

[@tricomputing]

Just ordered one. Had 2 shipping options. Standard ~$3 Expedited ~$19K

[@iwens1966]

3:55 Every guy on the face of the planet, LOL

[@point_0f_view976]

I have no idea whats going on. I subscribed to learn more about cnc programming.

[@bakedroosterz4386]

Buy one ! Hell Mr. Evil, I bought two battle is always better when the enemy can shoot back. besides I no good at handing out apologies.

[@LaTigerGenesis]

I think some loose jazzy vamps behind your narration would probably rival Frank Zappa

[@paulrixson5828]

Quality content as ever , thanks a buncher.

[@evildogbilly]

My wife is referred to as the minister for war and finance

[@BigInjun05]

Does it say known In the state of California to to cause cancer? And why wasn't there just a single lever centered in the back?

[@CM-xr9oq]

0:50 Uh-oh! The clipboard cowgirl got to ya!

[@felenov]

Perfect. Use this as a warning before you start throwing spanners at someone who is telling you how to do YOUR fucking job right

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

You're either a Solder Soldier, or a Sodder Sodjer. You cannot be both.

[@MrCartrette]

Seems my crappy phone won't load your store. All I see is 3 shirts available. But I'm really wanting this buy some of your awesome stickers. What can I do @AvE?

[@rlsimpso]

Thumbs up for James Burke Connections.

[@mechanicalsympathy1689]

Fuck yeah boys still in stock!

[@peterxyz3541]

“James Burke”...?!?!?!? The BBC science history reporter?

[@DavidHarris-qn7em]

Word to the wise (or maybe not so),never scratch an itch on the jobsite with the hand holding a gas fired nailgun ..who knew !?🤔🤣😂🤣😂😳

[@aSinisterKiid]

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger

[@FrozenPaint]

Mmmmmmmmm Look at all them copper thumb detectors!

[@barrybritcher]

Is this AvE's jumping the shark moment?

[@moo3992]

10:37 "Hot, hot, HOT! ... ...boink." Uh-oh

[@Alasdair-Morrison]

Love to see a camera with a button labelled "Focus You Fuck" :) And some stickers of the same title from you.

[@jimmertrzcinski1144]

This was pretty awesome

[@kato2182]

the o shit where it go moment

[@0johnny082]

damn, he's done milled his thumbs into big toes! or his last name is hockaday.

[@AJB2K3]

Isn't is a newton theory test device?

[@StefanBacon]

$59,000 for tracked expedited sticker shipping to Wisconsin?

[@matthewellisor5835]

"Warning: Every operator of this equipment has DIED or WILL DIE!"

[@RiggyRonnie]

True

[@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqw]

I need that on a sticker

[@joeymerrell8585]

I’d buy that sticker

[@chrismofer]

warning stickers mkIII please!

[@jordanpalmer9650]

Not Chuck Norris. 😂 and he would of pulled both driggers..

[@geraldworkman]

why would anyone invent metal fatigue, this Wilhelm Albert must have been a nasty piece of work.

[@eyellgeteven9928]

LMAO!!!

[@micmallent]

in 1829 he was a German engineer, then in 1930 he no longer German or a mining engineer

[@j.yossarian6852]

Just a side note, he was never in Western Australia and he invented it in the 1830s, the rush in WA didn't start till the 1880s/90s. Not sure how, but AvE had his wires crossed.

[@j.yossarian6852]

@@mywifesboyfriendisfirethe internet my dude.

[@thePronto]

Once it's been invented, you can't uninvent it. If only he had patented it. That way, only his machinery would get metal fatigue and other people's machinery would be legally constrained from getting it.

[@jellyfinger]

PCB= Personal Catapult Ballisticator.

[@JesusisJesus]

Which is a perfect segway into today's sponsor, PCD Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Fireholder1]

@@JesusisJesus Heh. Linus.

[@juanc5149]

This my experience with metal fatigue. If you push an internally stock 25, year old nissan 4 cylinder with 150,000 miles, to around 500 hp. After ten years or about 60,000 miles of such abuse, rod number three will poke his head out, for some fresh air and smoke break. Metal fatigue limit exceeded.

[@chuck2998]

RIP engine

[@cardboardboxification]

Lol. 😂

[@mackjones7688]

Wait.. no! You didn't finish the story. Were you ever able to get Rod no.3 back on the job? I can't stand it when someone or something leaves for fresh air AND a smoke break and doesn't come back.

[@russellzauner]

I bought a 90 something Tercel that blew steam, changed head gasket, discovered wrong head on car but still ran, metal fatigue actually occurred in some of the coolant ports, which didn't match up exactly correctly and eroded their odd parts off and then I could never match the actual properish oem-y parts to either part ever again...I guess I ran the coolant flush for a few thousand miles instead of actual coolant. Whatever. Car still ran when I abandoned it; likely possessed and I never understood how to get it where its spirit could get loose so died with the car, like a second time. /digression Advice: probably don't. Learnings: non. Repeatability: already there bro. Repeatability: already there bro.

[@Rahziel420]

@@mackjones7688 like your father?

[@jeffgates7645]

Local news, house burns down, unknow reasons.

[@CutTimeBrony]

@@BlackEpyon Accidently chucking a lit zippo behind your desk against a wall trying to do a trick.

[@burntimeUK]

mine was waiting for me when i got back from the hospital the other day, hilariously, i had been in for eye surgery. gave me a bit of a chuckle.

[@danl.4743]

Epic! Karma usually comes after. Yours came before. You broke the space-time continuum.

[@Gkitchens1]

Billy_Whistle the very definition of irony.

[@bradleyweiss1089]

Well. That was a waste.

[@MattsAwesomeStuff]

Knowledge tidbit for the day: "Fatigue Limit" is the opposite of what most people presume. It's not the point where something starts to break. It's there point where where the material can be flexed an infinite amount of times and *never* break. For example, aluminum and copper don't even have a fatigue limit, it doesn't apply, they always gets weaker and closer to breaking when you bend them, any amount. Steel and titanium however, as long as you don't bend them too much, never fatigue, their fatigue is limited, hence Fatigue Limit. Look it up, neat stuff.

[@jh77sly]

Good info there. Always like to learn some new tongue tangling terms to share.

[@D2O2]

Never say never!

[@brandonhare8642]

So is it similar to plastic and elastic deformation? Or more like work hardening vs. non work hardening?

[@RustyorBroken]

@@brandonhare8642 neither really. Fatigue is a property all of its own, but is considered only in elastic deformation situations. Work hardening on the other hand is the increased hardness (and usually strength) of a material due to plastic deformation.

[@garethbaus5471]

@Dan Solomon it would probably be pretty hard to fatigue break a penny due to its shape.

[@jinksto]

Mine came with the added bonus of a "EXAMINED" sticker attached by the lads at the border after they ripped'er open and had a looksee.

[@outseeker]

small ballistic launcher? ok no problems here! :D

[@jinksto]

Right! As long as it's a DIY model you can mail any kind of launcher you want.

[@Guust_Flater]

@10:44 "O.o" The fear in the voice was real !!!! Not knowing where you start your house fire is stressful !! 😉😂😂😂

[@aSinisterKiid]

yep. As soon as the Uh oh is uttered, the adventure begins

[@bradleyweiss1089]

What’s the best place? The fire. Place.

[@cangooner]

Those are some fine looking copper persuaders lying about.

[@scruffy6151]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@D2O2]

Intrinsically safe swing press, unless you go swinging it around in a live electrical cabinet.

[@BurpleRX7]

Alec Steele would be very happy I am sure, although he does prefer the old caveman manoeuvres of hitting hot shit very hard repeatedly to produce a implement to hit hot shit very hard,,,,,, seems a like a lot of work to me when I have a adjustable wrench

[@pileofstuff]

And even an aluminiminium one.

[@JDeWittDIY]

For percussive maintenance.

[@ericmac564]

Apparently it makes my wife happy to hear me in my office chuckling at the AvEs vernacular... Thanks from both of us.

[@PixelPickaxe]

Awww! That's really sweet!

[@1lipsey]

I had metal fatigue back in the 80’s.

[@seanflanagan2441]

1lipsey, if you "accidentally" left the 'n' out, then I confess that I am like you: long time back, total fatigue (non-military wardrobe!); may recover someday but time is running out …

[@badlandskid]

Axe Man probably the eye liner and mascara

[@steelbluesleepR]

Just ordered mine, and even kicked in the $39,401 for expedited shipping. Hope it's here this afternoon, or I worry I may have overpaid!

[@sumduma55]

Wait. You spent 39k for shipping? Is that a typo or did the exchange rate crash,?

[@steelbluesleepR]

@@sumduma55 yup. Good ole American dinero. Worth it.

[@steelbluesleepR]

@@sumduma55 of course I didn't pay it, but that was the option on Etsy, obviously as a joke.

[@sumduma55]

@@steelbluesleepR was that actually a shipping option? Omg.. I didn't realize.

[@ShooterReadyStandBy]

What! Mine was 59k. I did order some stickies and a rule too.

[@hardlyb]

So your marriage is like mine? The wife makes all the minor decisions, and there are no important decisions.

[@dotancohen]

At our place the wife makes the minor decisions, I ponder the major decisions. She decides what to buy for food, how to decorate the house, which car, how to raise the kids, you get the point. I ponder if Putin should pull out of Ukraine, or if Iran should cut support to Hezbollah, or if the Saudis should bomb Yemin, that type of stuff.

[@NBCRGraphicDesign]

Meh.... I wear the pants in my house....however, my wife tells me which pair to put on

[@RafaAelM]

Happy wifi, happy life

[@glenholmgren1218]

Rafa Aquino depends if you’re wife is a Narc or a Sweetheart.

[@rt9tiger]

@@dotancohen The version fifty years ago was 'I decide whether to admit Red China to the UN...' Some of our choices should have been done by the wife after all.

[@vinceimp9581]

I purchased a grease gun with a lead warning statement that said harmful if chewed or swallowed...takes all the fun out of it.

[@vinceimp9581]

@Durk Kush like the mystery of the do not eat packet in my beef jerky we may never know.. I'm gonna go blow dry my hair in the shower now. Good day

[@Tekwyzard]

Does that mean that it's perfectly OK to lick it then?

[@leneger9174]

Warning on fish hooks. Do not eat.

[@johnstewart7059]

I'd say that was NASA quality soldering. And remember welding, as in life, "Penetration, no matter how slight,......."

[@SurajGrewal]

2:27 the braile decodes as freaking lasers

[@pcphriek]

Suraj Grewal Almost there ..... it actually reads “freakin’ lasears” :)

[@pcphriek]

Damn, the spell check put an apostrophe in there!

[@pcphriek]

Correction “frickin lasears” that’s my last word on it!

[@s8wc3]

I can't tell if he has laser sight or if he's being laser saught

[@35057]

Lmfao!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@harlech2]

If your pee is flaming, you should go see the sawbones.

[@chaynlynk]

Glad I ordered two. Broke the first one because of the arm angle.

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

Drop me a line on Etsy and I'll send you a replacement. Shit happens eh.

[@DougieFresh208]

AVE you're one hell of a man. I'd consider ya a friend if i knew ya.

[@greasemonkey060]

That Dangle must not have been in correlation with the heat of the meat.

[@davidfbarney]

I did the same, I went to 32.5 degrees and fucked it!

[@tomclendennen9307]

Got mine together on about the third try. Son watched me and promptly broke his. Bought another one. Love the vijeos. As you say, “Own it”.

[@paulEG6]

Can’t wait to maim myself while attempting to assemble mine, it’s gonna be a soddin shitshow😂

[@DeputatKaktus]

Make sure to film it, though. 😉

[@logan9334]

$19,701.07 for tracked expedited parcel ouch😂😂 ordered with standard shipping lmao

[@leadfoot1158]

For that price it better be hand delivered.

[@logan9334]

Depending where he's at it might not be that bad I'm only like 7 hour drive from Vancouver.

[@dhawthorne1634]

You should have added "do not aim at bare bollocks" to the safety instructions. Michael William Bradford (aka Big Balls Bradford) just skipped over Monoball Mike straight to No Ball Billy.

[@bdkj3e]

Engage pearl clutching.

[@kenskorepa5353]

Please make "No Dumb Area" tee shirts!

[@ritcheymt]

Yes. That!

[@ritcheymt]

And ball caps with head tensioner adjusters that are not Chicomm plastic stud in hole type.

[@mikesavage8793]

Ah, that reminds me of my childhood toys. Ah, the good auld days when Darwin's Law was allowed to function properly.

[@PhilipGragg]

Your insistent pandering made me go on your fancy Etsy shop and buy a bunch of stuff including this... Thank a lot

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

It verked. It's VERKING!

[@BCM1959]

@@arduinoversusevil2025 I hope I can still get one.

[@CeeKayz0rz]

When can we expect Prudence the Safety Goat on your Etsy store?

[@Keatononame13]

"Crawl off the site and die" Hell of a day to be sick and have phlegm stuck in the air bags.

[@johnstewart7059]

I just show them the nearest 'gator pond. Wally Gator does the rest. And, no pesky safety write ups!

[@absalomdraconis]

@@johnstewart7059 : YOU'RE the reason the gator keeps getting heartburn!

[@watkinb]

Fire + 'twang' followed by "uh-oh!". Best laugh I've had today.

[@hondapower238]

How the hekll do I get one of those badass hammers I see sitting there near the end of vidjeo

[@absalomdraconis]

Lots & lots of money. I forget what copper hammer heads are for, but they have some specialist application.

[@robertwillis4061]

Too much work needed to assemble,you would be better to chuck one of those copper hammer heads. Much better result.

[@picax8398]

@@absalomdraconis no sparky sparky

[@shaunofthedead3000]

"Uh Oh...where'd it go" I'll get the Go Fund Me ready for your burned down garage. Lol!

[@84westy55]

A James Burke reference! Now, if we can figure out how Uncle Bumble is related to the size of the Space Shuttle's solid rocket boosters. #Connections

[@taurus4205]

“....uh-oh...werditgo?!!....” yup. We’ve all been there. Proper.

[@1LoudCRX]

Need to also make more useful funny tools like the rulers. Love them!

[@supremebeefmaster]

man can I get one of those hammer heads you've just got lying around there, my tool money went on beer

[@superlazy3355]

I love the stickers... Ordered my dinky ones too now for be shticking on me defaults. I'm really proud of myself coz I stuck the braille sticker on my laser. 😎

[@kjamison5951]

2:27 Extreme left, Braille on the card reads “Frickin Lasers”

[@paulsalb1686]

Inst have missed something here. Hammer heads ? How can I get one.

[@RustyorBroken]

A word on fatigue. Speaking strictly for steel the rule of thumb that the old timers told me when I was but a pup is to keep the stress less than half the yield. Even better is yield/3. Also, the magical number for steel is 1 million. Steel by nature has a fatigue limit where once you reach 1 mil cycles if it hasn't broke by then most likely it won't. Aluminum (diet steel) on the other hand behaves differently. No matter how small the load, aluminum will fail under fatigue eventually. Might just take a long time, but the day will come where what was 1 will become 2. Think of that next time you're in an aluminum tube hurtling through the air at 500+ mph.

[@ThePeachJames]

Yes, I believe a lot of what we know about the aluminum tube failure has to do with square die punched holes in said aluminum people tube... (AKA the Comet 1's). There is a reason why airplanes are limited in total cycles. There is a comment down below this one about "No Highway", Nevil Shute Norway's story which predates the Comet. (Colour me a sucker for Slide Rule though, and Trustee from the Toolroom, which AvE resembles in some ways !)

[@volundrfrey896]

I can't believe that this is the first thing I've bought from a youtuber.

[@revmpandora]

At least it wasn't a jar of used bathwater

[@atmosrepair]

Hey nothing better to pop on than this state of the art mechanism.

[@atmosrepair]

@@BlackEpyon lol that reminds me of this chick on Twitter who is selling her worn thongs for $30 each and selling them out like hotcakes.

[@picax8398]

@@BlackEpyon same

[@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038]

I’m having a hard time keeping track of his sentences. Please tell me I’m not alone here😂

[@Chris.Davies]

Yeah, I sold sunglasses for a while, and I'd tell people that the second eye is NOT intended as a spare...

[@pegtooth2006]

Us sinisters really have the short end of the stick. Even our life expectancy is supposed to be less

[@henrymach]

James Burke's Connections is still my favourite TV show ever made

[@BlcokedAccount]

Did Dewclaw mess this up for the rest of us?

[@AvixkThePig]

You can't just make a weapon and not show how it shoots. We need to know the accuracy, range, projectile speed, and all the works. And since it is generally a non-lethal weapon (using basic ammunition), we should see it in action. This has potential for use in police/military applications. I'm excited to see the future of this weapon. Great work, keep it up!

[@beeveebee]

He said that it wasn't a 'weapon' but a 'defensive arm'. Gotta be careful up in the Great White North, the RMP/RMC are on the job.

[@D2O2]

@@beeveebee Ready to mount...something

[@borkborkfoxxo279]

Bet your ass it has military applications. I'll be using mine to keep other staff officers awake during 4 hour long "1 hour" briefs.

[@atmosrepair]

Absolutely and these need to be sold by the caseload to the North Koreans! It will double their military's capabilities.

[@Worthrhetime]

Uh oh .... every 20 minutes in my garage... And another fantastic Vid BTW , thx

[@thepyrodude]

Man I thought that was a scape goat 😂😂😂😂

[@timschenck509]

Just got mine! Having a Blast shooting it at the "ball and chain"! "you'll put your eye out kid"

[@hateforall4012]

This is amazing! I got my order in for a couple of object launchers and a bunch of stickers! Thanks for all the great content!

[@desertlizard4723]

“Do not eat” but the shiny parts always so damn tasty

[@mackjones7688]

I get the same urge around lead paint flakes and chips. Color doesn't matter much. I prefer white.

[@jamiemoore2550]

Another great video from old uncie fumblebuck ...hello from wales fella🔥🔥🐉

[@columjevens4612]

Thanks Ave, had a good laugh , also brought back a memory from long back , as a seven year old , had a little spring loaded toy cannon, that fired match sticks. I used to fire a match through a candle causing the match head to flare as it passed , and set a tissue target on fire . You never know what a seven year old is doing out of sight in a room full of flammable materials ☺

[@JimmyJamesJ]

Hey dude, can I get one of those copper persuaders? They are damned useful and bloody hard to find.

[@Conservator.]

I see some skookum tappy tap taps at 10:30

[@Turdfergusson97]

Is it a warranty void or just bending the rules a little 😅

[@anthonywitham2305]

I only have soldering irons. I would probably have to order a sodering iron from murica or Harry&Meghan land, to make this! 😄

[@joelfildes5544]

I bought one pre Brexit,will it come post Brexit,or are you waiting on the ‘special deal’ ? Cheers from the soon to be Great (again) Britain...

[@joelfildes5544]

Jaysus,it arrived today ! You couldn’t make it up...well at least I can’t,my soldering iron is fucked !

[@ws6619]

My kid's lego castle has met its match. At least I gave him one too for fair trade of blows!

[@deatrixmuntz]

Looking forward to launching flaming projectiles with my 6 year old son, the pyro is strong with this one

[@pendulousphallus]

*At* your six year old son. You're a sloppy typist.

[@deatrixmuntz]

😀 maybe once Mum’s gone out

[@DarrenLane]

Put me down for 2! Tracked Expedited Parcel $39,401.36 ;-)

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

Well, after the fire that ensues, I guess that'll be the last episode for a while; I'll drink a beer in your name.

[@MazeFrame]

* Sproing * - moment of silence - Oh oh, where did it go?

[@benjamingale]

Ordered along with a fistful of stickers!

[@mattjenkins7216]

"Only one run?" Crash, thump, trip, "Doh!" Tap, tap, tap, "Com on Etsy take my greenbacks. YES, Collectors item on it's way! Oh frig where did I stop watching? Watch it over Dumbass, OK I will. " Good thing I work alone.

[@vonswaego]

“It’s got some good sproing” needs to be on a t shirt or sticker. Maybe even a hoodie.

[@celticwarrior916]

Instructions are unclear. Dingus stuck in the vice. Please advise.